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and this is why many officers go ape shit when the public tries to videotape them .
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This explains the aggressive behaviours of many officers when the public tries to videotape them
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you do ? i thought we were too old for that shit
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you do? i thought we were too old for that.
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how much more do i need to add to that to not be a lazy ass slacker anymore ?
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how much more do i need to add to that to not be a lazy anymore ?
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lol that 's not a lie at all so stop showin ya ass for twitter lil boy lol
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Haha that 's not a lie at all so stop showin things for twitter lil boy lol
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ouch , i had no clue what a bitch
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Ouch, I had no clue what a horrible person.
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i might , i can 't rush shit
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I might, i can't rush it.
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anybody with that level of ignorance .
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Anybody lack the knowledge.
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u kno messiah good 60 gettin his ass beat by everybody but talk da most shit
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U know messial good 60 gettin himself beat by everybody but talk da most
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there 's still plenty of time for them to fuck this up .
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There’s still plenty of time for them to make it more worse.
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which means i 'm gettin fucked up .
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Which means I'm getting in trouble.
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a collab between barretto , weinman and you would be absolutely fucking crazy hahaha make it happen !
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It would be amazing to have you do a collab with Barretto and Weinman
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i wouldnt take her ass to the corner store
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i wouldn't take her to the corner store
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does nobody here actually read the fucking article ?
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Does nobody here read the article
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i don 't know bout you but that shit never work for me ! lol
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i dont know about you,but that thing never work for me!lol.
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what about billy gunn ! that ass ! p
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what about billy gunn
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but at least i 'm not calling her bitch or something .
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But at least i'm not calling her bad or something.
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read it , then search the name you fucking idiot
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You have to read it , then search the name
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how the * * fuck * * is this considered anything close to legal ?
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How is this considered legal.
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same , my work is shit but i dont care if i pass haha
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same, my work is bad but I dont care if I pass haha
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that is some hoover - shit right here .
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that is some hoover
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" fuck this jiggery - pokery , i 'm retiring ! "
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I am done with this, I'm retiring!
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haha , yeah but now if i say that you 'll be ' sarcastic bitch ! ' p x
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Haha, yeah but now if I say that you'll be "sarcastic!'
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always amusing to see shit like this upvoted on r politics .
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Always amusing to see things like this upvoted on r politics
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so now we 're fucking tribles ?
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so now we 're tribles ?
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oh shit , i might try a rinse first .
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oh my, i might try a rinse first.
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this law is fucked up .
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this law is not good.
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the best republican has done more shadier shit than hillary and obama combined .
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the best republican has done more shadier than hillary and obama combined
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its about fucking time a state does something about this issue .
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It's about time a state does something about this issue.
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cause youre just too stupid to understand shit .
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Cause you are not that much knowledge to understand this.
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no way did moses read all that shit .
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no way did moses read all that.
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bush acted on fucking worthless cia info .
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bush acted on worthless cia info.
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they fucked up by electing him , it 's our job to pay for the politicians we elected .
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They messed up by electing him, it is our job to pay for the politicians we elected.
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but tami is that down ass bitch i just have to roll wit ! !
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But tami is that down to earth person i just have to roll with
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this twitter i can say what the fuck i please
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i can say whatever i want in twitter,
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america treats the working class like dog shit .
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America treats the working class really bad
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everybody getting on my fuking nerves
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everybody is irritating me
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what a silly sarcastic press release .
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What a sarcastic press release.
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its a sign for me to stop you asswipe
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its a sign for me to stop you
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ever wish you hadn 't fucked up ? tweeted from wrong account
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ever wish you hadn't made a mistake? tweeted from wrong account
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they fucked up entering coordinates on their star gate .
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They entered the wrong coordinates on the stargate.
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the race started a year ago you rich slimy opportunist .
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The race started a year ago, you rich opportunist.
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twilight breaking dawn is it ? well when is it coming out ? twilight is the shit haha
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twilight breaking dawn is it ? well when is it coming out ?
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lol perfect perfect all activities $ 45 a hour xtra freak shit is 92 xtra
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lol perfect perfect all activities $ 45 a hour xtra is 92 xtra
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fuck that , cash out and buy a fireproof safe .
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Cash out and buy a fireproof safe.
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as i already said , that they are white trash can be empirically proven .
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As I already said that they are not good can be empirically proven.
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one small step for man , one giant leap for fuck you china .
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one small step for man , one giant leap for china .
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i know , im all obbsessed and shit ahaa
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I know I'm all obsessed and not fair
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bruh i told you to come up here and fuck wit me
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I told you to come her and spend time with me
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look at the pics ol attack of the 88 foot woman ass
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look at the pics of attack of the woman
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who gives a fuck what the uneducated masses think ?
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Who cares about what the uneducated masses think?
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i 've finally fucking seen it all .
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I've seen it all.
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and talks shit and attention seeks .
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and talks and attention seeks .
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i would never fuck pubes
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I would never be with pubes
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post your real name so that weknow who the fool is hiding behind that fake name .
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post your real name so we know the person who is hiding behind that fake name
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* i jump , eyes shooting open * shit ! ah
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I jump, eyes shooting open
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i 'm copying and pasting the shit out of this essay
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i 'm copying and pasting all out of this essay
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alright , imma remember this shit lol
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Alright, I'm gonna remember this one lol.
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i love it , but it 's fucked up .
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I love it, but it failed me
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they also get divorced and become single parents , and fuck kids up all the time .
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they also get divorced and become single parents , and mess up with kids all the time .
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the fuck am i doing in the internet ?
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What am i doing in the internet?
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what the fuck does he expect them to say ?
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what does he expect them to say ?
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not one mention of the word idiot .
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not one mention of the word
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you could replace all that shit by going to a gun store and a jeweler .
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Going to a gun store and a jeweler will replace it.
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my ass is full of questions .
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I have full of questions
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that 's a big no fucking shit ghost rider .
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No, that's a big ghost rider
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it 's gonna hurt like a bitch but i 'll be alright
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it 's gonna hurt so bad but i 'll be alright
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birds of a shit feather flock together
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Birds flock together
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we 've just got back , and now you 've gone and fuckin upset her !
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We've just got back, and now you've gone and upset her
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well holy shit , maybe rodman wasn 't hallucinating .
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Well, maybe rodman wasn't hallucinating .
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a lot ! ! eofjchfirkbf fucking love it !
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a lot ! ! eofjchfirkbf love it !
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come the fuck on people , its an obvious troll .
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come on people, its an obvious troll
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alotta bitches from high school grew up to be
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alotta people from high school grew up to be
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why can 't i change my fucking picture ? - _ -
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Why am I unable to change my picture?
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like most populists he was a charlatan .
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like most populists he was a charlatan .
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what the fuck do they care about women 's health services for everyone else ?
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What do they care about women’s health services for everyone else?
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fuck , i miss thebe sooooo fucking much
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I miss so much thebe
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ill write the bloody article if you guys arent willing to do it .
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I'll write the article if you guys are'nt willing to do.
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damn , must be global warming again .
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That must be global warming again.
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what hasnt changed is that the liberals remain as arrogant and corrupt as ever .
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Liberals are still the same as before.
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that 's a long ass lease .
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That's a long lease.
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yeap because im a twat and leave things until the last minute haha .
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Yeah because I leave things until the last minute
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because of fucking johnnah ! no im at home idk where it is im about to cry im so mad
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because of johnnah ! no im at home idk where it is im about to cry im so mad
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oh boy fuck benson so hard .
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Oh boy give benson hard time.
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i could make jokes but some one would bitch at me .
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i could make jokes but some one would irritate at me .
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so uh , this article is annoying as fuck as it doesn 't actually list the products to avoid .
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So uh, the article is extremely annoying as it doesn't actually list the products to avoid.
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this response is fucking amazing .
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They gave an amazing response
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you need your ass whopped !
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You need to be disciplined!
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oh here we go with knowledge n shit
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oh here we go with knowledge
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you wouldnt believe the shit ive seen .
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you wouldnt believe the things ive seen .
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$50 barrel oil for the next * * 27 years * * you 're fucking dreaming .
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$50 barrel oil for the next **27 years** you're seriously dreaming.
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do you really think they give a shit , what and were you hold your assets ?
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do you truly think they care at all , what and were you hold your resources ?
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i 'm fucking done with every single one of you .
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i 'm done with you .
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shit i wish i was going to belfast
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i wish i was going to belfast
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would have short sold the shit out of these stocks
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Would you have short sold stocks
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congradjewlations ! i 'm followin yoo ass finally
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Congratulations! I'm following you, finally.
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would you get the fuck out of here with your " scientific method " bullshit .
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Would you get out of here with your scientific method
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o shit he havin his baby tell him goodluck
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o he havin his baby tell him goodluck
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ahhhhh my bitch back on here ! were you at bitch
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ahhhhh my guy back on here ! were you at guy
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i was definitely serious , what the fuck is this ?
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i was definitely serious , what is this ?
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more like peeking behind the curtain to see just how fucked up and corrupt things really are .
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More like hiding to see how hars and corrupt things really are.
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