bayes-group-diffusion/paradetox · Datasets at Hugging Face

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i was being sarcastin cunts - _ -	i was being sarcastin
come get me then since your about to run away and shit lmao	come get me then since your about to run away
then they had the nerve to leave only eggs left knowin that i dont eat them bitches	then they had the nerve to leave only eggs left knowing that i don't eat them.
" i got called a fucking asshole six times today because of you , dickhead .	I got called names six times today because of you.
it sure as fuck isn 't going to do anything you don 't vote .	It's not going to do anything even if you don't vote
damn aha , fuck ah probably wouldda did the same thing .	probably would have did the same thing .
cutting mail service wouldn 't do jack shit to free up funds .	Cutting mail service wouldn’t free up funds.
listening to all the good shit .	Listening to all good things
never get between a greedy fuck and money .	Never get between a greedy and money
i fucking love that motto .	I love that motto
i don 't like politicians kissing ass at any time , be they the best or worst of times .	I don't like politicians flattering others at any time, be they the best or worst of times.
shit lets do it then	Okay lets do it then
when there 's only 57 of the rhinos left , that shit is going to be expensive .	when there 's only 57 of the rhinos left , that is going to be expensive .
fuck , i 'm extra , extra careful now	i 'm extra , extra careful now
the premise of diversity being a good thing is stupid and has no logical foundation .	The premise of diversity being a good this is naive and has no logical foundation.
if we talking about the same shit , i feel you	if we talking about the same issues , i feel you
we ( canada ) are embarrassing dumb sheep when it comes to this guy .	we ( canada ) are embarrassing sheep when it comes to this guy .
she was 34 when he fucked her .	She was 34 when they had sex.
i mean shit , weren 't voting machines confirmed to be rigged last election ?	I mean, weren't voting machines confirmed to be rigged last election?
tired as fuck ! i 've been unpacking all day s	soo tired! i've been unpacking all days.
i think they just added more programming but i couldnt get with that plain weather shit	Although they just added more programming, I don't get with that plain weather.
ugh , can the fuckin movie just start already .	can this movie start already .
no , i am not holy shit that 's a cute dog	No, i am not. That's a cute dog!
at least you never walked in on them like idid legs open and shit i 'm scarred for life o	at least you never walked in on them like idid legs open i 'm scarred for life o
you got home fast as shit	You're already home
where do this bald headed bitch know me from ? ? ? ?	Where does did person know me from??
in the fucking dark ages .	in the dark ages .
hell yeah its been 48 hrs i been waiting for this bitch to upload .	yeah its been 48 hrs i been waiting for this to upload.
lets try being intelligent adults here and stop this juvenile crap .	let us grow up
but its hot as fuck down here	but it's so hot in here
dear god heads would fucking roll ! " i went home to write the bank .	dear god heads would roll ! " i went home to write the bank .
4 fake tan bottles and they all decide to run out on me at once ! fuck	Four
lets start with you , you illiberal fascist !	lets start with you
do you idiots actually do any research ?	do you really do any research ?
he 's a fucking push over and caves to the democrats every chance he gets .	he pushing over and caves the democrats every chance he gets.
sausage sarnies for breakfast , fucking great	Sausage sarnies for breakfast, how great
im on iss ne shit or i can set up a private auction on ebay	i can set up a private auction on ebay
who is fucking with my besti ? there can be a failure to communicate in this bitch	who is with my besti? ther can be a failure to communicate
fuck , i just looked up pictures of scarification	I just look picture of scarification
oh wait they dont give a crap .	oh wait they dont care.
unsporting , whoever voted me that fuck you .	I don't like whoever voted me that
people in first world countries have things like the ice bucket challenge and shit .	People in the first world countries have things like the ice bucket challenge.
you will fucking love it .	you will love it .
obviously , they 've got their priorities all fucked up .	obviously they've got their priorities wrong
that 's because the bad shit gets blown out of proportion .	that 's because the bad gets blown out of proportion
i am going to have a serious talk with that ass .	i am going to have a serious talk with that person
your auntie hoing herself w that fucking signature lmfaooooo ! i 'm like bye maaa .	Your auntie showing herself off with that signature , lol, I'm like byeee.
this shit doesn 't end does it .	This doesn't end does it.
sixtyfive guns on the street , probably islamic terrorists .	Sixty five guns on the street, probably terrorists.
fuck it , i 'm sticking with it .	I'm sticking with it.
god damn it , now i might have to get up off my ass and do some work .	I can't be lazy now, I have to do some work.
nothing this bitch ass nigga just called my house to ask fa my friend	Nothing just called my house to ask my friend
this shit has been going on longer than most people think .	This has been going on longer than most people think
these areas were semi - autonomous , why the fuck then is there a war for slightly more autonomy ?	these areas were semi-autonomous, why is there a war for slightly more autonomy?
rt not all you girls can cook stop it imaginary ass meals that are done that quick i be cooookn	Not all you girls can cook stop the imaginary meals that are done that quick I'll be cooking
photoset yes yes , even in boots i m short as shit	photoset yes yes , even in boots i m short
if children are doing that kind of shit , there 's probably some mental health issues going on .	if children are doing like that,there's mental health issue going on.
very cool but have no fucking clue what it says	very cool but have no clue what it says
my mom be fuckin irkin me .	my mom be irkin me .
if it 's cheap as shit , they 'll know it cant be the real thing .	if it's way too cheap. they 'll konw it cant be the real thing
seriously , who the fuck cares ?	Seriously, who cares?
mums making me go to school \ shit subjects today and detention all lunch -	mums making me go to school \ worthless subjects today and detention all lunch -
fuck black friday ! ! it 's all about small business saturday , whoop whoop ! !	Leave about black Friday its all about small business saturday
it 's been said a million times before , but bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity .	War for peace is not a solution.
i could care less what this murdering psycho fucking weasle shit thinks .	I could care less what this man thinks.
aw stop playin wit 93 b4 she beat yo ass lol	aw stop playing with 93 b4 she beat you lol.
live - stream that shit too .	live - stream that too .
that 's what i 'm saying pussy , and don 't call me that shitttt	That's what i'am saying, please don't call me like this.
doing nothing is better then doing something stupid .	Doing nothing is better then doing something stupid .
" lol fuck the poor , they don 't got fishes and loaves like this .	" lol the poor , they don 't got fishes and loaves like this
having loads of followers and being a total dick thataintwinning	having loads of followers and being rude thataintwinning
shit , another 20 years would send us into a pre - industrial era economy .	Another 20 years would send us into pre - industrial era economy.
mexico can go fuck itself .	mexico can mind its own business
sounds like a nice ass outfit .	sounds like a nice outfit .
i 'm not saying wi is any better , but i 'd rather be there than shit broke il .	I'm not saying wi is any better , but i 'd rather be there than broke il
so i got a crush on a friend , awww shit	So i got crush on a friend
thanks ! that was some scary ass syringe	Thanks! that was some scary syringe
if you pay for petrol money and can put up with my driving and shit music , then cool .	If you pay for petrol money and can out up with my driving and music,then cool
if you want privacy its not fucking hard to have .	If you want privacy, it's not hard to have.
thanks howard government for that awesome deregulation , that shit is always good !	thanks howard government for that awesome deregulation , that is always good !
oh shit , i almost sent the text i meant to send to karen to twitter	i almost sent the text i meant to send to her to twitter
i don 't really give a shit about the coffee .	I don't care about the coffee
plus i am hungry as shit .	plus i am hungry
i don 't even know what to say about this shit .	I don't even know what to say about this.
of course they endorse it , they dont earn shit .	of course they endorse it , they dont earn thing .
any guy who wears a bowtie is automatically on my shit list lol .	any guy who wears a bowtie is automatically on my displeased list
mexico government are rapists and murderers and cowards .	The Mexico government is inhuman.
the country where they get shit done .	The country where they get things done.
they would still bitch and complain and make this to be something it 's not .	They would still complain and make this to be something it's not.
some people have fucked up double standards .	Some people have failed about double standarts.
i just had to teach that loser a lesson not to mess with peoples pages .	I just had to teach that person a lesson not to mess with peoples pages.
bitch , the beatles are my favorite band .	the beatles are my favorite band.
do some damn research man .	Do some research man
not until you calm the fuck down .	not untill you calm down
we thought it was gonna be perfect and a fucking fairytale , bull crap .	we thought it was gonna be perfect and a fairytale.
successful asian brown black ceos do that shit too .	successful asian brown black ceos do that thing too
ayee i was going make one too lol take boyz off imma grown ass man	I was going to make one too. I am all grown up.
bitch that was last year !	that was last year !
it 's such a fucked up situation .	It's a bad situation.
until they get a fucking warrant , they have nothing .	until they get a warrant, they have nothing

i was being sarcastin cunts - _ -

i was being sarcastin

come get me then since your about to run away and shit lmao

come get me then since your about to run away

then they had the nerve to leave only eggs left knowin that i dont eat them bitches

then they had the nerve to leave only eggs left knowing that i don't eat them.

" i got called a fucking asshole six times today because of you , dickhead .

I got called names six times today because of you.

it sure as fuck isn 't going to do anything you don 't vote .

It's not going to do anything even if you don't vote

damn aha , fuck ah probably wouldda did the same thing .

probably would have did the same thing .

cutting mail service wouldn 't do jack shit to free up funds .

Cutting mail service wouldn’t free up funds.

listening to all the good shit .

Listening to all good things

never get between a greedy fuck and money .

Never get between a greedy and money

i fucking love that motto .

I love that motto

i don 't like politicians kissing ass at any time , be they the best or worst of times .

I don't like politicians flattering others at any time, be they the best or worst of times.

shit lets do it then

Okay lets do it then

when there 's only 57 of the rhinos left , that shit is going to be expensive .

when there 's only 57 of the rhinos left , that is going to be expensive .

fuck , i 'm extra , extra careful now

i 'm extra , extra careful now

the premise of diversity being a good thing is stupid and has no logical foundation .

The premise of diversity being a good this is naive and has no logical foundation.

if we talking about the same shit , i feel you

if we talking about the same issues , i feel you

we ( canada ) are embarrassing dumb sheep when it comes to this guy .

we ( canada ) are embarrassing sheep when it comes to this guy .

she was 34 when he fucked her .

She was 34 when they had sex.

i mean shit , weren 't voting machines confirmed to be rigged last election ?

I mean, weren't voting machines confirmed to be rigged last election?

tired as fuck ! i 've been unpacking all day s

soo tired! i've been unpacking all days.

i think they just added more programming but i couldnt get with that plain weather shit

Although they just added more programming, I don't get with that plain weather.

ugh , can the fuckin movie just start already .

can this movie start already .

no , i am not holy shit that 's a cute dog

No, i am not. That's a cute dog!

at least you never walked in on them like idid legs open and shit i 'm scarred for life o

at least you never walked in on them like idid legs open i 'm scarred for life o

you got home fast as shit

You're already home

where do this bald headed bitch know me from ? ? ? ?

Where does did person know me from??

in the fucking dark ages .

in the dark ages .

hell yeah its been 48 hrs i been waiting for this bitch to upload .

yeah its been 48 hrs i been waiting for this to upload.

lets try being intelligent adults here and stop this juvenile crap .

let us grow up

but its hot as fuck down here

but it's so hot in here

dear god heads would fucking roll ! " i went home to write the bank .

dear god heads would roll ! " i went home to write the bank .

4 fake tan bottles and they all decide to run out on me at once ! fuck

Four

lets start with you , you illiberal fascist !

lets start with you

do you idiots actually do any research ?

do you really do any research ?

he 's a fucking push over and caves to the democrats every chance he gets .

he pushing over and caves the democrats every chance he gets.

sausage sarnies for breakfast , fucking great

Sausage sarnies for breakfast, how great

im on iss ne shit or i can set up a private auction on ebay

i can set up a private auction on ebay

who is fucking with my besti ? there can be a failure to communicate in this bitch

who is with my besti? ther can be a failure to communicate

fuck , i just looked up pictures of scarification

I just look picture of scarification

oh wait they dont give a crap .

oh wait they dont care.

unsporting , whoever voted me that fuck you .

I don't like whoever voted me that

people in first world countries have things like the ice bucket challenge and shit .

People in the first world countries have things like the ice bucket challenge.

you will fucking love it .

you will love it .

obviously , they 've got their priorities all fucked up .

obviously they've got their priorities wrong

that 's because the bad shit gets blown out of proportion .

that 's because the bad gets blown out of proportion

i am going to have a serious talk with that ass .

i am going to have a serious talk with that person

your auntie hoing herself w that fucking signature lmfaooooo ! i 'm like bye maaa .

Your auntie showing herself off with that signature , lol, I'm like byeee.

this shit doesn 't end does it .

This doesn't end does it.

sixtyfive guns on the street , probably islamic terrorists .

Sixty five guns on the street, probably terrorists.

fuck it , i 'm sticking with it .

I'm sticking with it.

god damn it , now i might have to get up off my ass and do some work .

I can't be lazy now, I have to do some work.

nothing this bitch ass nigga just called my house to ask fa my friend

Nothing just called my house to ask my friend

this shit has been going on longer than most people think .

This has been going on longer than most people think

these areas were semi - autonomous , why the fuck then is there a war for slightly more autonomy ?

these areas were semi-autonomous, why is there a war for slightly more autonomy?

rt not all you girls can cook stop it imaginary ass meals that are done that quick i be cooookn

Not all you girls can cook stop the imaginary meals that are done that quick I'll be cooking

photoset yes yes , even in boots i m short as shit

photoset yes yes , even in boots i m short

if children are doing that kind of shit , there 's probably some mental health issues going on .

if children are doing like that,there's mental health issue going on.

very cool but have no fucking clue what it says

very cool but have no clue what it says

my mom be fuckin irkin me .

my mom be irkin me .

if it 's cheap as shit , they 'll know it cant be the real thing .

if it's way too cheap. they 'll konw it cant be the real thing

seriously , who the fuck cares ?

Seriously, who cares?

mums making me go to school \ shit subjects today and detention all lunch -

mums making me go to school \ worthless subjects today and detention all lunch -

fuck black friday ! ! it 's all about small business saturday , whoop whoop ! !

Leave about black Friday its all about small business saturday

it 's been said a million times before , but bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity .

War for peace is not a solution.

i could care less what this murdering psycho fucking weasle shit thinks .

I could care less what this man thinks.

aw stop playin wit 93 b4 she beat yo ass lol

aw stop playing with 93 b4 she beat you lol.

live - stream that shit too .

live - stream that too .

that 's what i 'm saying pussy , and don 't call me that shitttt

That's what i'am saying, please don't call me like this.

doing nothing is better then doing something stupid .

Doing nothing is better then doing something stupid .

" lol fuck the poor , they don 't got fishes and loaves like this .

" lol the poor , they don 't got fishes and loaves like this

having loads of followers and being a total dick thataintwinning

having loads of followers and being rude thataintwinning

shit , another 20 years would send us into a pre - industrial era economy .

Another 20 years would send us into pre - industrial era economy.

mexico can go fuck itself .

mexico can mind its own business

sounds like a nice ass outfit .

sounds like a nice outfit .

i 'm not saying wi is any better , but i 'd rather be there than shit broke il .

I'm not saying wi is any better , but i 'd rather be there than broke il

so i got a crush on a friend , awww shit

So i got crush on a friend

thanks ! that was some scary ass syringe

Thanks! that was some scary syringe

if you pay for petrol money and can put up with my driving and shit music , then cool .

If you pay for petrol money and can out up with my driving and music,then cool

if you want privacy its not fucking hard to have .

If you want privacy, it's not hard to have.

thanks howard government for that awesome deregulation , that shit is always good !

thanks howard government for that awesome deregulation , that is always good !

oh shit , i almost sent the text i meant to send to karen to twitter

i almost sent the text i meant to send to her to twitter

i don 't really give a shit about the coffee .

I don't care about the coffee

plus i am hungry as shit .

plus i am hungry

i don 't even know what to say about this shit .

I don't even know what to say about this.

of course they endorse it , they dont earn shit .

of course they endorse it , they dont earn thing .

any guy who wears a bowtie is automatically on my shit list lol .

any guy who wears a bowtie is automatically on my displeased list

mexico government are rapists and murderers and cowards .

The Mexico government is inhuman.

the country where they get shit done .

The country where they get things done.

they would still bitch and complain and make this to be something it 's not .

They would still complain and make this to be something it's not.

some people have fucked up double standards .

Some people have failed about double standarts.

i just had to teach that loser a lesson not to mess with peoples pages .

I just had to teach that person a lesson not to mess with peoples pages.

bitch , the beatles are my favorite band .

the beatles are my favorite band.

do some damn research man .

Do some research man

not until you calm the fuck down .

not untill you calm down

we thought it was gonna be perfect and a fucking fairytale , bull crap .

we thought it was gonna be perfect and a fairytale.

successful asian brown black ceos do that shit too .

successful asian brown black ceos do that thing too

ayee i was going make one too lol take boyz off imma grown ass man

I was going to make one too. I am all grown up.

bitch that was last year !

that was last year !

it 's such a fucked up situation .

It's a bad situation.

until they get a fucking warrant , they have nothing .

until they get a warrant, they have nothing