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why are they so fucking greedy ? | Why are they so greedy |
this new picture of the undertaker in the ring sucks . | this new picture of the undertaker in the ring is not good. |
no he 's a bitch so he is too scared to hurt anyone | no he is too scared to hurt anyone |
who the fuck are you gona call when that happens . | Who are you going to call when that happens. |
and are then surprised when unexplainable shit happens again . | and are then surprised when unexplainable things happens again |
omg why even comment if you don 't know shit about fuck . | Why comment if you don't know about that? |
obama is the ultimate bigot . | obama is the obstinate person |
don 't expect it to be fucking amazing . | Don’t expect it to be amazing. |
it 's the first fucking line of the article . | it 's the first line of the article . |
they won 't give a fuck | They won't care at all. |
this scum bag is not to be trusted . | This person is not to be trusted |
with trump leading an echelon of moron voters , hebe reelected inespecially if the midterms retain the republican majority . | With Trump and his supporters it is likely he will be re- elected, especially if the midterms retain the republican majority |
you 're not wrong , you 're just humourless cunts . | You're not wrong, you just don't understand humour. |
shit ! now i have to also | Now I have to also |
it 's fucking amazing that opportunity is still at it , too . | It's amazing that opportunity is still at it,too |
just what the fuck makes them so rich ? | just what thing makes them so rich ? |
since bannon helped to orchestrate trumps upset win hes certainly not an idiot with respect to grass roots politics . | since bannon helped to orchestrate trumps upset win hes certainly not a person with respect to grass roots politics . |
headphones on , dusting the shit out of the place then ? | headphones on , dusting out of the place then ? |
damn my alarm went off twice and i still dnt wanna get up | My alarm went off twice and I still don't get up. |
someone remind this idiot senator that we are still at war with north korea . | Someone remind this incompetent senator that we are still at war with north Korea. |
i feel like shit all over again | I feel awful. |
this cold is kickin my ass | This cold is too much to bear. |
* * all the shit he stole is with glen greenwald . | All he stole is with glen greenwald |
tell her to be ready at one i 'll go scoop her ass up . | tell her to be ready at once or it won’t be a nice thing. |
what a pathetic and immature perspective you have ! | you dont have a right perspective |
i am tired of the bullshit . | I am tired of this thing. |
that is why i called nature a cold hearted bitch . | That is why I called nature cold hearted entity. |
how the fuck did this guy get elected ? | How did this guy get elected? |
you gave a fuck with the grand final d | You minded with the great final d |
not an apology , not a " my bad , dog , " nor a " we fucked up . | not an apology , not a " my bad " nor a " we messed up . |
she is fucking adorable and i can 't get over how much she looks like you ! | she is really adorable and i can 't get over how much she looks like you ! |
bush took a vibrant economy and turned it to shit for those who are not super rich . | bush took a vibrant economy and turned it to trouble for those who are not super rich |
no u just talk a lot of shit about me and i 've had enough | No, you just talked a lot bad about me and I have had enough. |
for fucks sake , we are making some progress here . | oh god, finally we are getting results |
holey fuck you actually replied lol , i miss you ! what is your basses doing tomorrow lb ? | you actually replied lol , i miss you ! what is your basses doing tomorrow lb |
jesus fucking christ it isn 't treason ! | jesus christ it isn 't treason |
it doesn 't , it just means they can 't do shit about it now . | They can't do anything about it. |
if i want , i will upload the same images , who are you to command me cocksucker ? | If I want it, I will upload the same images in spite of your disagreement with it. |
they will have the troops already there to ensure ukraine can 't do shit about it . | they will have the troops already there to ensure ukraine can 't do anything about it . |
no shit , there was a lawyer in ma who went by that name . | there was a lawyer in ma who went by that name . |
lmao , yeah thats right shit . | lmao , yeah thats right . |
we on african timee lihh shit ! | We are on African time. |
this is pure and utter crap ! | this is pure and utter thing ! |
they don 't have the fucking money , or aren 't planning on giving it back . | They don't have the money, or aren't planning on giving it back. |
the cops where i live are chill as fuck i 'm not too worried about myself . | The cops where i live are chill, im not to worried about myself. |
we could reality tv that shit . | we could reality tv that thing . |
and there are not a lot of options here in this tiny bum - fuck town . | There are not a lot of options here in this tiny town. |
ha , i wish you were intelligent enough to realize just how dumb your comment is . | U should be intelligent to realize about your comment's meaning |
only someone so naive who has never smoked in their lofe would say such a ridiculous statement | only someone so sincere who has never smoked in their lofe would say such a ridiculous statement |
more of this " texas is the future " shit . | more of this " texas is the future ” stuff |
turn that shit turn that shit lol | Turn it |
and all the shit about planning and strategy and shit . | and all about planning and strategy |
republicans and democrats are really just bitches to politicians . | Republicans and Democrats are just politicians followers |
instant downvote by shit americunts , alright no surprise really . | instant downvote by americans , alright no surprise really . |
why does that shit exist ? | why does that exist ? |
police need to be more accountable than your typical citizen , not fucking not at all . | Police need to be more accountable than your typical citizen, not insulting not at all. |
i don 't get why people don 't just google " boston space saver snow " or some shit . | i don 't get why people don 't just google " boston space saver snow " or something like it.. |
hah on my mother 's bday ' okay , shit , i can 't wait ! | i can’t wait my mother birthday |
please stop idiot user : j milburn , who is a picture deletor vandal ! | Please stop user j milburn who deletes pictures |
all this shit proves is that these people are incapable of providing a long - term solution . | all this incident proves is that these people are incapable of providing a long - term solution . |
well shit , has the old man committed a crime ? no ? | well, , has the old man committed a crime ? no ? |
cause my gas is low as fuck and i still feel like shit | Because my gas is low and I still feel like I am worthless. |
nah this shit is prime | nah this thing is prime |
do you idiots actually do any research ? | Do you do any research |
and a big fucking difference between " on a military mission " and " dicking around in commercial flightpaths " | And a big difference between “ on a military mission and “ moving around in commercial flightpaths” |
take that shit down now , twitter ! ! | take that one down, twitter |
oh isis , isis , isis , shut the fuck up nobody cares about isis . | Nobody cares about isis |
fuck you i want a brother lls | I want a brother lls |
im one of the fools who took a first glance and said , orangeman . | I am one of the people who took a glance and said, orangeman |
what the fuck am i saying | what am i saying |
she must , given she appears in public holding them more than fucking ted nugent . | She must, give that she appears in public holding them more than Ted Nugent. |
facebooks marketing team is going to fuck it up royally . | facebooks marketing team is going to mess it up royally |
shit , looks like kansas is going to annex the rest of the us . | It looks like Kansas is going to annex the rest of us |
it doesnt get any more stupid than that . | it doesn’t get any worse than that. |
trying to get a paying passenger off after they had settled in , was dumb . | trying to get a paying passenger off after they had settled in was bad. |
thinks im a bitch ' all i said was that i wanted her to go away | thinks im a person ' all i said was that i wanted her to go away |
great , there is no question you will support this lunatic no matter what . | great , there is no question you will support this guy no matter what . |
what is stupid is our damn dependence on oil coal ! . | What is wrong is our dependence on oil coal |
freeland acted like a petulant little kid . | freeland acted like a petulant little kid . |
i bitch in real life too . | i am bad in real life too . |
you think im joking , i swear that shit just help me so much lol | you think im joking , i swear that it just help me so much lol |
that 's the fucking point of offensive language . | That’s the point of offensive language |
no , otherwise you 'd be speaking german and the whole world would be fucked . | No, otherwise you'd be speaking German and the whole world would be in problem. |
they might just be soon enough if they don 't knock this shit off . | they might just be soon enough if they don 't knock this off . |
whoever told you that is blowing smoke up your ass . | whoever told you that is blowing smoke up yourself. |
who the fuck let a 16 year old girl in the playboy mansion ? | Who let a 17 year old girl in the playboy mansion? |
come on bring ya horny ass lol | Come on. |
send in the fucking national guard . | Send in the national guard. |
you went there , dog brain ! | You went there. |
this coach shouldn 't be allowed to do this shit at a public school . | This coach shouldn't be allowed to do that kind of work at a public school |
can you follow them for me cos they keep pestering the shit out me for more followers | Can you follow them for me coz they keep forcing me for more followers |
grins over at you and shrugs hey , i can only fucking work with what you got out there | grins over at you and shrugs hey , i can only work with what you got out there |
thats a good buzz word to get shit done . | thats a good buzz word to get this done . |
holy shit , that was a big spike bloomberg . | Wow. That was a big spike. |
until she started being a bitch | Until she became a bad person towards me |
bitch , yes you do ! ctfupp | yes you do |
no , this type of shit getting any media attention is rare . | no, this type will rarely get any media attention. |
what the fuck are lawns ? | What are lawns? |
my dad just came in and told me to turn my fucking music down cause hes going bed | My dad just came in and told me to turn my music down cause he is going bed. |
i just realized , this guy didn 't do shit . | I just realized, this guy didn't do it. |
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