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why are they so fucking greedy ?
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Why are they so greedy
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this new picture of the undertaker in the ring sucks .
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this new picture of the undertaker in the ring is not good.
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no he 's a bitch so he is too scared to hurt anyone
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no he is too scared to hurt anyone
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who the fuck are you gona call when that happens .
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Who are you going to call when that happens.
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and are then surprised when unexplainable shit happens again .
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and are then surprised when unexplainable things happens again
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omg why even comment if you don 't know shit about fuck .
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Why comment if you don't know about that?
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obama is the ultimate bigot .
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obama is the obstinate person
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don 't expect it to be fucking amazing .
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Don’t expect it to be amazing.
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it 's the first fucking line of the article .
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it 's the first line of the article .
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they won 't give a fuck
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They won't care at all.
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this scum bag is not to be trusted .
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This person is not to be trusted
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with trump leading an echelon of moron voters , hebe reelected inespecially if the midterms retain the republican majority .
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With Trump and his supporters it is likely he will be re- elected, especially if the midterms retain the republican majority
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you 're not wrong , you 're just humourless cunts .
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You're not wrong, you just don't understand humour.
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shit ! now i have to also
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Now I have to also
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it 's fucking amazing that opportunity is still at it , too .
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It's amazing that opportunity is still at it,too
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just what the fuck makes them so rich ?
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just what thing makes them so rich ?
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since bannon helped to orchestrate trumps upset win hes certainly not an idiot with respect to grass roots politics .
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since bannon helped to orchestrate trumps upset win hes certainly not a person with respect to grass roots politics .
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headphones on , dusting the shit out of the place then ?
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headphones on , dusting out of the place then ?
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damn my alarm went off twice and i still dnt wanna get up
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My alarm went off twice and I still don't get up.
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someone remind this idiot senator that we are still at war with north korea .
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Someone remind this incompetent senator that we are still at war with north Korea.
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i feel like shit all over again
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I feel awful.
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this cold is kickin my ass
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This cold is too much to bear.
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* * all the shit he stole is with glen greenwald .
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All he stole is with glen greenwald
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tell her to be ready at one i 'll go scoop her ass up .
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tell her to be ready at once or it won’t be a nice thing.
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what a pathetic and immature perspective you have !
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you dont have a right perspective
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i am tired of the bullshit .
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I am tired of this thing.
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that is why i called nature a cold hearted bitch .
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That is why I called nature cold hearted entity.
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how the fuck did this guy get elected ?
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How did this guy get elected?
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you gave a fuck with the grand final d
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You minded with the great final d
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not an apology , not a " my bad , dog , " nor a " we fucked up .
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not an apology , not a " my bad " nor a " we messed up .
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she is fucking adorable and i can 't get over how much she looks like you !
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she is really adorable and i can 't get over how much she looks like you !
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bush took a vibrant economy and turned it to shit for those who are not super rich .
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bush took a vibrant economy and turned it to trouble for those who are not super rich
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no u just talk a lot of shit about me and i 've had enough
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No, you just talked a lot bad about me and I have had enough.
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for fucks sake , we are making some progress here .
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oh god, finally we are getting results
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holey fuck you actually replied lol , i miss you ! what is your basses doing tomorrow lb ?
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you actually replied lol , i miss you ! what is your basses doing tomorrow lb
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jesus fucking christ it isn 't treason !
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jesus christ it isn 't treason
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it doesn 't , it just means they can 't do shit about it now .
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They can't do anything about it.
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if i want , i will upload the same images , who are you to command me cocksucker ?
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If I want it, I will upload the same images in spite of your disagreement with it.
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they will have the troops already there to ensure ukraine can 't do shit about it .
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they will have the troops already there to ensure ukraine can 't do anything about it .
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no shit , there was a lawyer in ma who went by that name .
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there was a lawyer in ma who went by that name .
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lmao , yeah thats right shit .
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lmao , yeah thats right .
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we on african timee lihh shit !
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We are on African time.
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this is pure and utter crap !
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this is pure and utter thing !
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they don 't have the fucking money , or aren 't planning on giving it back .
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They don't have the money, or aren't planning on giving it back.
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the cops where i live are chill as fuck i 'm not too worried about myself .
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The cops where i live are chill, im not to worried about myself.
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we could reality tv that shit .
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we could reality tv that thing .
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and there are not a lot of options here in this tiny bum - fuck town .
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There are not a lot of options here in this tiny town.
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ha , i wish you were intelligent enough to realize just how dumb your comment is .
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U should be intelligent to realize about your comment's meaning
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only someone so naive who has never smoked in their lofe would say such a ridiculous statement
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only someone so sincere who has never smoked in their lofe would say such a ridiculous statement
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more of this " texas is the future " shit .
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more of this " texas is the future ” stuff
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turn that shit turn that shit lol
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Turn it
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and all the shit about planning and strategy and shit .
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and all about planning and strategy
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republicans and democrats are really just bitches to politicians .
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Republicans and Democrats are just politicians followers
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instant downvote by shit americunts , alright no surprise really .
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instant downvote by americans , alright no surprise really .
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why does that shit exist ?
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why does that exist ?
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police need to be more accountable than your typical citizen , not fucking not at all .
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Police need to be more accountable than your typical citizen, not insulting not at all.
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i don 't get why people don 't just google " boston space saver snow " or some shit .
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i don 't get why people don 't just google " boston space saver snow " or something like it..
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hah on my mother 's bday ' okay , shit , i can 't wait !
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i can’t wait my mother birthday
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please stop idiot user : j milburn , who is a picture deletor vandal !
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Please stop user j milburn who deletes pictures
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all this shit proves is that these people are incapable of providing a long - term solution .
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all this incident proves is that these people are incapable of providing a long - term solution .
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well shit , has the old man committed a crime ? no ?
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well, , has the old man committed a crime ? no ?
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cause my gas is low as fuck and i still feel like shit
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Because my gas is low and I still feel like I am worthless.
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nah this shit is prime
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nah this thing is prime
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do you idiots actually do any research ?
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Do you do any research
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and a big fucking difference between " on a military mission " and " dicking around in commercial flightpaths "
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And a big difference between “ on a military mission and “ moving around in commercial flightpaths”
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take that shit down now , twitter ! !
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take that one down, twitter
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oh isis , isis , isis , shut the fuck up nobody cares about isis .
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Nobody cares about isis
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fuck you i want a brother lls
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I want a brother lls
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im one of the fools who took a first glance and said , orangeman .
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I am one of the people who took a glance and said, orangeman
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what the fuck am i saying
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what am i saying
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she must , given she appears in public holding them more than fucking ted nugent .
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She must, give that she appears in public holding them more than Ted Nugent.
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facebooks marketing team is going to fuck it up royally .
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facebooks marketing team is going to mess it up royally
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shit , looks like kansas is going to annex the rest of the us .
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It looks like Kansas is going to annex the rest of us
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it doesnt get any more stupid than that .
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it doesn’t get any worse than that.
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trying to get a paying passenger off after they had settled in , was dumb .
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trying to get a paying passenger off after they had settled in was bad.
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thinks im a bitch ' all i said was that i wanted her to go away
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thinks im a person ' all i said was that i wanted her to go away
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great , there is no question you will support this lunatic no matter what .
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great , there is no question you will support this guy no matter what .
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what is stupid is our damn dependence on oil coal ! .
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What is wrong is our dependence on oil coal
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freeland acted like a petulant little kid .
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freeland acted like a petulant little kid .
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i bitch in real life too .
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i am bad in real life too .
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you think im joking , i swear that shit just help me so much lol
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you think im joking , i swear that it just help me so much lol
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that 's the fucking point of offensive language .
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That’s the point of offensive language
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no , otherwise you 'd be speaking german and the whole world would be fucked .
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No, otherwise you'd be speaking German and the whole world would be in problem.
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they might just be soon enough if they don 't knock this shit off .
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they might just be soon enough if they don 't knock this off .
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whoever told you that is blowing smoke up your ass .
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whoever told you that is blowing smoke up yourself.
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who the fuck let a 16 year old girl in the playboy mansion ?
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Who let a 17 year old girl in the playboy mansion?
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come on bring ya horny ass lol
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Come on.
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send in the fucking national guard .
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Send in the national guard.
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you went there , dog brain !
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You went there.
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this coach shouldn 't be allowed to do this shit at a public school .
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This coach shouldn't be allowed to do that kind of work at a public school
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can you follow them for me cos they keep pestering the shit out me for more followers
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Can you follow them for me coz they keep forcing me for more followers
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grins over at you and shrugs hey , i can only fucking work with what you got out there
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grins over at you and shrugs hey , i can only work with what you got out there
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thats a good buzz word to get shit done .
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thats a good buzz word to get this done .
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holy shit , that was a big spike bloomberg .
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Wow. That was a big spike.
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until she started being a bitch
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Until she became a bad person towards me
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bitch , yes you do ! ctfupp
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yes you do
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no , this type of shit getting any media attention is rare .
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no, this type will rarely get any media attention.
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what the fuck are lawns ?
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What are lawns?
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my dad just came in and told me to turn my fucking music down cause hes going bed
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My dad just came in and told me to turn my music down cause he is going bed.
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i just realized , this guy didn 't do shit .
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I just realized, this guy didn't do it.
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