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cops don 't give a shit about collateral damage and even though you called they might shoot you too . | Cops don't give any info about this and even though you called they might shoot you too |
i figured people might care but apparently nobody gives a shit about him anymore . | I thought people might care, but apparently nodoby cares about him anymore. |
they do shit like that and then blame people for not liking them . | They do things like that and then blame people for not liking them. |
np i despise the fucking dodgers lol | No problem i despise the dodgers |
star jackson knows who she can fuck with and who she can 't | star jackson knows who she can stay with and who she can 't |
i think we walked into this deaf ( to any contrary thinking ) , dumb , blind and stupid . | I think we walked into the wrong person |
i 'm still trembling in my hands what the fuck | i 'm still trembling in my hands |
you got that shit stuck in my head lmao | You got that stuck in my head lol |
you told me you had a girl and shit , where shordy at yo | You told me you had a girlfriend ,where she at? |
hahah and once i get up from that powerbomb im gonna fuckin big boot yo sweet ass | hahah and once i get up from that powerbomb im gonna beat you |
get your asses to kiev , asap ! we need your support ! | Get yourselves to Kiev asap we need your support |
at least hes not a puy grabbin liar , like the president . | Atleast he is not a liar, like the president |
they are the ones that completely fucked up africa and the middle east . | they are the ones that completely destroyed africa and the middle east . |
i thought we all voted for obama because he wasn 't big business 's bitch ? | i thought we all voted for obama because he wasn 't big business 's ? |
i do nt think they care cause bitches be in the side door anyway | I don't think they care about some women being in the side door. |
still a boring ass tv show | It's still a boring TV show. |
they don 't know shit about shit . | they don 't know about |
don 't have to deal with this shit . | don't have to deal with this. |
your damn right it is sad who are the traitors and liars that run these papers . | you are right it is sad who are these people that run these papers. |
my home state making an ass out of itself as usual | my home state is messing up as usual. |
fuck all y 'all , i 'm going to texas | I am going to texas |
caitlin we need to talk tomorrow , if you can put up with my shit mood haha ! | Caitlin, we need to talk tomorrow, if you can put up with my bad mood. Haha! |
im going hard in da motha fuckin paint nigga lol | im going hard in paint dude |
he might have just been having an incredibly good day before this shit happened . | he might have just been having an incredibly good day before this happened . |
i don 't know , man , i 'm hearing a lot of good shit about germany today . | I don't know,. I'm hearing a lot of good things about German today |
fuck the victim , she 's suing target because somehow it 's their fault that she got stabbed . | She’s suing target because it’s their fault she got stabbed |
hard head make a soft ass " i never understood that saying | I never understood that saying. |
that phobia is for ignorant persons who havent enough knowledge to think with . | that phobia is for persons who havent enough knowledge to think with . |
time to throw gardner out of the senate with a swift kick to the head ! | Time to change something in senate! |
yes ! so fucking annoying ! now i can 't have sex for 56 months like wtf ! lol . | Yes so annoying ! Now I can't have sex for 56months |
basically , the jury and the voting process are biased and totally fucked . | basically , the jury and the voting process are biased and totally failed . |
why would you fucking do anything else ? | Why would you do anything else? |
who the fuck is buying this oil anyway ? | who is buying this oil anyway ? |
i never understood what the fuck that thing was . | i never understood what that thing was |
this shit come on every week ! they should know how to spell it by now ! lol | this thing come on every week ! they should know how to spell it by now ! lol |
enjoy , youre bringing this shit on yourselves . | enjoy, you're bringing this thing on yourself. |
compare that to our fool of a leader and his wife . | compare that to our unsuitable leader and his wife. |
people are not getting it because no one gives a shit | People are not getting it because no one cares |
holy shit , it 's so unoriginal now . | This is not original now. |
need to get out of bed and start sorting some shit outtt | need to get out of bed and start sorting out things |
then why can 't i fucking buy beer on sunday mornings ? | Then why can't I buy beer on Sunday morning |
or entering a fucking theme park . | Or entering a theme park |
yea we are taking features off new androids like facetime and shit | We are taking featured off new Androids like facetime. |
that 's some og shit right there | that 's some og right there |
enough time to get shit done and no pandering to make sure you 're re - elected . | This is enough time to be done and no pandering to make sure you 're re - elected . |
shut the fuck up you socialist piece of shit . | Please don’t say anything. |
back in the day , you couldn 't even get away w this shit | Back then you will go in for this |
i can that shit even when he smile | I can do that even when he smile. |
fuck them if they get mad over reasonable things like this . | Don't mind them if they get mad over reasonable things like this. |
now if yo ass don 't cut the shit | now if you dont cut it |
holy shit ! that much to push paper ! ? | That much to push paper |
put cameras * * on * * all fucking po * * lice off * * icers | Put cameras on all the police officers |
what the hell do you know anything about military service idiot . | what do you know anything about military service? |
lmao that 's a job well fucking done ! | Imao that 's a job well done |
fuck that i aint going for a year ! ! ! | I ain’t going for a year ! ! ! |
shit dont do nun 10 me no more | dont do nun 10 me no more |
it isn 't a symbol of " southern pride " , its just fucking racism . | It isn't a symbol of "southern pride", its just racism. |
because youtube is being a bitch | Because youtube isn’t working. |
fuck going on a cruise | I hate going on a cruise. |
omg your dms when you wake up i am fucking shaking . | Omg! your DMs when you wake up, I am shaking. |
so what the fuck did france do ? | so what did France do |
they got the booths where u can sit and order bottles and shit | They got the booths where you can sit and order bottles and stuffs. |
as a former resident of chandler this shit doesn 't surprise me at all . | as a former resident of chandler this doesn 't surprise me at all . |
does nobody here actually read the fucking article ? | Does anyone here read the article? |
how the fuck did this guy get elected ? | How did this guy get elected? |
heel or face , he 's pretty fucking amazing . | heel or face, he's pretty amazing |
majority of world wouldn 't do this kind of shit . | Majority of world wouldn't do this kind of stuff. |
lets start with you , you illiberal fascist ! | Let's start with you |
just keep fucking with the people and see what happens . | just keep with the people and see what happens . |
at least we get a small ass picture of the damn without the guy , so there 's that . | At least we get a small picture of this without the guy , so there 's that. |
that son of a bitch , crazy as he is , he 's got it all figured out . | That guy, crazy as he is, he's got it all figured out. |
what the fuck is up with the title ? | What's up with the title? |
dependence on saudi arabia so fucking ignorant | Dependence on Saudi Arabia so ignorant. |
what the fuck ! kenya is corrupt beyond belief | Kenya is corrupt beyond belief. |
why should the taxpayers fund water rescue personnel while these fools put themselves and others at risk ? . | why should the taxpayers fund water rescue personnel while these people put themselves and others at risk ? . |
i hate that shit , and i 'm in the military . | i hate that, and i 'm in the military . |
me too ! " that day , we 'll be well and truly fucked . | Me too! that day, we'll be well and truly messed. |
i 'll miss you too baby , so fucking much | i 'll miss you too baby , so much |
reading and leeds looks shit this year , you should all go to long division instead | Reading and leeds looks bad this year, you should all go to long division instead |
he woulda got away with it to if it wasnthe for those darn pesky kids and that dog . | He wouldn’t have got away with it if it wasn’t for those kids and dog. |
when did i say that to cherdon ! ? i never fucking said that . | when did i say that to cherdon ! ? i never said that . |
damn damn damn damn damn . | No no no no no |
the man who will now ( i hope ) ban the cnn idiots from the wh press room . | The man who will ( I hope ) ban the CNN from the press room. |
i accidently stepped on my dog & she bit my toes ' , stupid bitch lmao | I accidentally stepped on my dog and she bit my toes. What a funny. |
shit you probably the same nigga that catches feelings listening to that bitch ass drake , ovhoe ! | you probably the same friend that catches feelings listening to that soft man drake |
so you are a coward and are unwilling to burn $4 to back up your beliefs ? pussy . | so you are not courageous and are unwilling to burn $4 to back up your beliefs ? |
shut yo bitch ass up ! | Don't talk anymore |
i hope this gives the usa a reason to shit or get off the pot already . | i hope this gives the usa a reason to get off the pot already . |
it 's not a fucking multivitamin . | it 's not a multivitamin . |
fuck yea dude i think it be awesome to get a bunch of us there | Yeah dude I think it will be awesome to get a bunch of us there. |
which was my fucking point ? | Which was my point? |
yeah , he 's only a fucking united states senator . | He 's only a united states senator . |
why this shit is still not banned here ? | Why is this still not banned here? |
what if ones a complete and utter bitch ? l you aint gunna love her then d xx | what if ones a complete ? l you ain't gunna love her. |
i feel so stupid ! why did i had to cry for those little | How could I have cried for those little |
fucking get anything you want on illium - smiles - glad you liked them . | get anything you want on illium - smiles - glad you liked them. |
suck it up and deal with it . | Deal with it |
not really that fun they are heavy as fuck | Not really that fun ther are very heavy |
go on then delete me then you cunts this is communism | go on then delete me this is communism |
why the fuck are the brits eating chimps and gorilla meat ? | Why are the Brits eating chimps and gorilla meat |
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