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cops don 't give a shit about collateral damage and even though you called they might shoot you too .
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Cops don't give any info about this and even though you called they might shoot you too
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i figured people might care but apparently nobody gives a shit about him anymore .
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I thought people might care, but apparently nodoby cares about him anymore.
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they do shit like that and then blame people for not liking them .
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They do things like that and then blame people for not liking them.
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np i despise the fucking dodgers lol
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No problem i despise the dodgers
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star jackson knows who she can fuck with and who she can 't
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star jackson knows who she can stay with and who she can 't
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i think we walked into this deaf ( to any contrary thinking ) , dumb , blind and stupid .
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I think we walked into the wrong person
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i 'm still trembling in my hands what the fuck
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i 'm still trembling in my hands
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you got that shit stuck in my head lmao
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You got that stuck in my head lol
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you told me you had a girl and shit , where shordy at yo
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You told me you had a girlfriend ,where she at?
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hahah and once i get up from that powerbomb im gonna fuckin big boot yo sweet ass
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hahah and once i get up from that powerbomb im gonna beat you
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get your asses to kiev , asap ! we need your support !
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Get yourselves to Kiev asap we need your support
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at least hes not a puy grabbin liar , like the president .
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Atleast he is not a liar, like the president
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they are the ones that completely fucked up africa and the middle east .
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they are the ones that completely destroyed africa and the middle east .
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i thought we all voted for obama because he wasn 't big business 's bitch ?
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i thought we all voted for obama because he wasn 't big business 's ?
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i do nt think they care cause bitches be in the side door anyway
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I don't think they care about some women being in the side door.
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still a boring ass tv show
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It's still a boring TV show.
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they don 't know shit about shit .
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they don 't know about
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don 't have to deal with this shit .
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don't have to deal with this.
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your damn right it is sad who are the traitors and liars that run these papers .
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you are right it is sad who are these people that run these papers.
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my home state making an ass out of itself as usual
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my home state is messing up as usual.
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fuck all y 'all , i 'm going to texas
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I am going to texas
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caitlin we need to talk tomorrow , if you can put up with my shit mood haha !
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Caitlin, we need to talk tomorrow, if you can put up with my bad mood. Haha!
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im going hard in da motha fuckin paint nigga lol
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im going hard in paint dude
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he might have just been having an incredibly good day before this shit happened .
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he might have just been having an incredibly good day before this happened .
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i don 't know , man , i 'm hearing a lot of good shit about germany today .
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I don't know,. I'm hearing a lot of good things about German today
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fuck the victim , she 's suing target because somehow it 's their fault that she got stabbed .
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She’s suing target because it’s their fault she got stabbed
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hard head make a soft ass " i never understood that saying
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I never understood that saying.
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that phobia is for ignorant persons who havent enough knowledge to think with .
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that phobia is for persons who havent enough knowledge to think with .
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time to throw gardner out of the senate with a swift kick to the head !
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Time to change something in senate!
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yes ! so fucking annoying ! now i can 't have sex for 56 months like wtf ! lol .
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Yes so annoying ! Now I can't have sex for 56months
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basically , the jury and the voting process are biased and totally fucked .
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basically , the jury and the voting process are biased and totally failed .
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why would you fucking do anything else ?
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Why would you do anything else?
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who the fuck is buying this oil anyway ?
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who is buying this oil anyway ?
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i never understood what the fuck that thing was .
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i never understood what that thing was
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this shit come on every week ! they should know how to spell it by now ! lol
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this thing come on every week ! they should know how to spell it by now ! lol
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enjoy , youre bringing this shit on yourselves .
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enjoy, you're bringing this thing on yourself.
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compare that to our fool of a leader and his wife .
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compare that to our unsuitable leader and his wife.
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people are not getting it because no one gives a shit
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People are not getting it because no one cares
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holy shit , it 's so unoriginal now .
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This is not original now.
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need to get out of bed and start sorting some shit outtt
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need to get out of bed and start sorting out things
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then why can 't i fucking buy beer on sunday mornings ?
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Then why can't I buy beer on Sunday morning
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or entering a fucking theme park .
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Or entering a theme park
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yea we are taking features off new androids like facetime and shit
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We are taking featured off new Androids like facetime.
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that 's some og shit right there
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that 's some og right there
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enough time to get shit done and no pandering to make sure you 're re - elected .
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This is enough time to be done and no pandering to make sure you 're re - elected .
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shut the fuck up you socialist piece of shit .
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Please don’t say anything.
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back in the day , you couldn 't even get away w this shit
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Back then you will go in for this
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i can that shit even when he smile
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I can do that even when he smile.
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fuck them if they get mad over reasonable things like this .
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Don't mind them if they get mad over reasonable things like this.
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now if yo ass don 't cut the shit
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now if you dont cut it
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holy shit ! that much to push paper ! ?
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That much to push paper
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put cameras * * on * * all fucking po * * lice off * * icers
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Put cameras on all the police officers
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what the hell do you know anything about military service idiot .
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what do you know anything about military service?
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lmao that 's a job well fucking done !
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Imao that 's a job well done
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fuck that i aint going for a year ! ! !
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I ain’t going for a year ! ! !
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shit dont do nun 10 me no more
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dont do nun 10 me no more
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it isn 't a symbol of " southern pride " , its just fucking racism .
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It isn't a symbol of "southern pride", its just racism.
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because youtube is being a bitch
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Because youtube isn’t working.
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fuck going on a cruise
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I hate going on a cruise.
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omg your dms when you wake up i am fucking shaking .
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Omg! your DMs when you wake up, I am shaking.
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so what the fuck did france do ?
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so what did France do
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they got the booths where u can sit and order bottles and shit
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They got the booths where you can sit and order bottles and stuffs.
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as a former resident of chandler this shit doesn 't surprise me at all .
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as a former resident of chandler this doesn 't surprise me at all .
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does nobody here actually read the fucking article ?
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Does anyone here read the article?
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how the fuck did this guy get elected ?
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How did this guy get elected?
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heel or face , he 's pretty fucking amazing .
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heel or face, he's pretty amazing
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majority of world wouldn 't do this kind of shit .
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Majority of world wouldn't do this kind of stuff.
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lets start with you , you illiberal fascist !
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Let's start with you
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just keep fucking with the people and see what happens .
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just keep with the people and see what happens .
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at least we get a small ass picture of the damn without the guy , so there 's that .
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At least we get a small picture of this without the guy , so there 's that.
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that son of a bitch , crazy as he is , he 's got it all figured out .
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That guy, crazy as he is, he's got it all figured out.
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what the fuck is up with the title ?
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What's up with the title?
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dependence on saudi arabia so fucking ignorant
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Dependence on Saudi Arabia so ignorant.
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what the fuck ! kenya is corrupt beyond belief
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Kenya is corrupt beyond belief.
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why should the taxpayers fund water rescue personnel while these fools put themselves and others at risk ? .
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why should the taxpayers fund water rescue personnel while these people put themselves and others at risk ? .
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i hate that shit , and i 'm in the military .
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i hate that, and i 'm in the military .
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me too ! " that day , we 'll be well and truly fucked .
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Me too! that day, we'll be well and truly messed.
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i 'll miss you too baby , so fucking much
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i 'll miss you too baby , so much
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reading and leeds looks shit this year , you should all go to long division instead
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Reading and leeds looks bad this year, you should all go to long division instead
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he woulda got away with it to if it wasnthe for those darn pesky kids and that dog .
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He wouldn’t have got away with it if it wasn’t for those kids and dog.
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when did i say that to cherdon ! ? i never fucking said that .
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when did i say that to cherdon ! ? i never said that .
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damn damn damn damn damn .
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No no no no no
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the man who will now ( i hope ) ban the cnn idiots from the wh press room .
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The man who will ( I hope ) ban the CNN from the press room.
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i accidently stepped on my dog & she bit my toes ' , stupid bitch lmao
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I accidentally stepped on my dog and she bit my toes. What a funny.
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shit you probably the same nigga that catches feelings listening to that bitch ass drake , ovhoe !
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you probably the same friend that catches feelings listening to that soft man drake
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so you are a coward and are unwilling to burn $4 to back up your beliefs ? pussy .
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so you are not courageous and are unwilling to burn $4 to back up your beliefs ?
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shut yo bitch ass up !
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Don't talk anymore
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i hope this gives the usa a reason to shit or get off the pot already .
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i hope this gives the usa a reason to get off the pot already .
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it 's not a fucking multivitamin .
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it 's not a multivitamin .
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fuck yea dude i think it be awesome to get a bunch of us there
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Yeah dude I think it will be awesome to get a bunch of us there.
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which was my fucking point ?
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Which was my point?
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yeah , he 's only a fucking united states senator .
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He 's only a united states senator .
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why this shit is still not banned here ?
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Why is this still not banned here?
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what if ones a complete and utter bitch ? l you aint gunna love her then d xx
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what if ones a complete ? l you ain't gunna love her.
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i feel so stupid ! why did i had to cry for those little
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How could I have cried for those little
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fucking get anything you want on illium - smiles - glad you liked them .
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get anything you want on illium - smiles - glad you liked them.
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suck it up and deal with it .
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Deal with it
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not really that fun they are heavy as fuck
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Not really that fun ther are very heavy
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go on then delete me then you cunts this is communism
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go on then delete me this is communism
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why the fuck are the brits eating chimps and gorilla meat ?
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Why are the Brits eating chimps and gorilla meat
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