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i knew your silly ass was gonna say something
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i knew you were going to say something
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put some ranch i 'm getting the munchies i think i 'll have a rap bitch for my entree
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Put some ranch i ‘m getting the munchies I think I will have a rap for my entree
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go to a fucking gym for once in your life
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Go to a gym for once.
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but holy shit that is one fucked up regime
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however, oh my goodness that is one messed up system
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fuck you taking credit for some shit i wanted to do
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You take credit for some I wanted to do.
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did you not read the fucking article ?
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did you not read the article?
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just whatsapp your fucking mp .
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just whatsapp your mp
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lol stay ya ass in the car
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stay in the car
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check out my new profile pic on facebook it makes me laugh like fuck justsaying
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Check out my new profile pic on Facebook it makes me laugh just saying
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fuck no , but other people aren 't so fortunate .
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You're right, the others have no luck.
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damn girl i ain 't gonna lie i had to use the dictionary
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No lie, I had to use the dictionary.
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the administrator kafziel is an asshole !
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The administrator kafziel is not good.
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telling the media , however , i don 't fucking know what they were thinking .
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telling the media , however , i don 't know what they were thinking .
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man , that shit is bloody dangerous .
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man , that is very dangerous
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ab : man , you are one sore loser !
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I think you lost.
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take ur ass too bed than ashley " !
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Go to sleep Ashley.
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the clueless buffoon continues his revealing of his absolute stupidity .
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the clueless continues his revealing of his thinking
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yu playn ths unfollow game nd shit .
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are you playing this unfollow game?
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catholics shit , they just found the skeletons of 72 children in a septic tank .
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catholics just found the skeletons of 72 children in a septic tank .
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lls , that shit dnt wrk for me !
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IIs, that thing dnt work for me
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cuz u cant back ur wack ass up , smh at you boy
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Cuz u can't back yourself up, smh at you boy
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this shit should be regulated and taxed .
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This shoulf be regulated and taxed
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i got refresh 97 times faggot .
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i got refresh 97 times
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better yet , why the fuck was the original article even upvoted ?
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better yet , why was the original article even upvoted ?
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not sure what the fuck i 'm paying for each month .
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Not sure what I'm paying for each month.
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and those stupid free rides to a texas county seat where free id .
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and those free rides to a texas county seat where free id .
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same shit except getn rdy for wrk as usual & making breakfast for the hubby
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Same thing except getting ready for work as usual and making breakfast for the hubby
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i was bout to say somrthing bout that , see everytime u talk shit about lebron the lakers lose
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I was about to say something about that, see every time yoy talk about lebron the lakers lose
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people need to fucking think before saying shit .
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people need to think before saying anything.
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nowadays bitches be having diseases in alarming numbers
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nowadays people be having diseases in alarming numbers
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ah yes , an assholei have arrived just in time
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ah yes , have arrived just in time.
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anything is better than being a boring ass class .
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Anything is better than being a boring class.
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turning down an a - list celeb ? who the fuck are you though ? noyourdeffonotwinning hahaha
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turning down an a - list celeb ? who are you though ? no your definitely not winning hahaha
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joanna slater is a liar .
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Joanna Slater is ungenerous with the truth.
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this logic makes no fucking sense .
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This is illogical
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he has his mothers brains .
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he has his mothers brains .
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i 'm sitting here in my calm german city contemplating about my fucking problems .
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I'm sitting here in my calm German city contemplating about my problems
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yeah , i gooogled that shit
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Yeah, I googled that thing.
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why are you laughing , you sick fuck
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Why are you laughing?
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fuck collage english then ! i hate writing all the fuck damn time lol
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collage english then ! i hate writing all the time lol
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everybody tell me again how stupid i am to run studded tires .
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Everybody show me how wrong I am to work on studded tires.
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all i can see is fields and shit .
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All I can see is fields and stuff.
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but then he started playing houdini on my ass
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But then he started playing Houdini
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i d c bout shit nomore ! dont know why i use to in the first place
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I don't care about this more! Don't know why I use to in the first place
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who the fuck is " we ?
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Who is "we?
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sorry for being a complete bitch to you gabe
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sorry for being bad to you gabe
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law enforcement is becoming a shit show isn 't it ?
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Law enforcement is becoming futile, isn’t it?
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hahah i do that shit goes hard
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Hahah i do that goes hard
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day pole shit was tuff ! !
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day pole was tuff ! !
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take your liberal crap and leave alaska .
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take your liberal thing and leave alaska
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if you are a communist and marxis you follow a dead white mans ideas .
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If you are a communist or a Marcos you follow an idealist ways
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if you 're not a total fuck up , you can see a pension at 80 .
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If you're not bad, you can see a pension at 80
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because everyone makes a fucking reference to it in every thread about every disease ever ?
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Because everyone makes a reference to it in every thread about every disease ever?
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trying to get a paying passenger off after they had settled in , was dumb .
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Trying to get a paying passenger off after they had settled in wasn't a good idea.
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the woz called that shit years ago .
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The woz called it years ago.
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oh crap its 6 pm
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oh my god its 6 pm
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" fuck harper " - every r canada user
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Screw Harper
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you voters that put this fool in office are now getting your reward .
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You voters that put this person in office are now getting your reward.
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this shit is actually getting upvoted ?
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this is actually getting upvoted?
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i got downvoted for saying the same shit .
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I got rejected for saying the same
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this shit has gotten completely out of hand .
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This has gotten completely out of hand
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cops have become fucking pirates .
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cops have become pirates.
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yes yes and fuck yes
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Yes.
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" this is some serious shit .
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this is some what serious
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this should be getting more attention , not some dick wagging war mongering wet fantasy dream .
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It is a very serious issue demand more attention.
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- _ - bitch you going ? d
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you going?
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you don 't wanna be stuck with annoying ass people haha
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You don’t wanna be stuck with annoying people.
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like where the fuck do you even buy a hippo ?
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Where do you even buy a hippo?
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why do they fucking care who buys drugs
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nobody care about who buys durgs
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seriously , who gives a shit about his move .
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who is concern about what he choosed?
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dont talk shit about my maryland ! i live in the same county and state .
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Don't talk bad about my Maryland! I live in the same country and state.
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might i suggest that tom rogan and the washington examiner are the clowns ?
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might i suggest that tom rogan and the washington examiner are not suitable ?
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portal 18 was fucking excellent
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portal 18 was excellent
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the saudi royalsbe stupid but i dont believe the saudis do not have good advisers .
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i dont believe the saudis do not have good advisers .
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when you start calling people names like idiot .
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When you start calling people names.
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shes kind of stupid too .
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She doesn't think critically too.
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if i lived in the middle of fucking nowhere i 'd want a doobie too .
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if i lived in the middle of nowhere i'd want a doobie too.
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i can breathe freely ! ! fuck i need a shower !
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i can breathe freely ! I need a shower !
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and you bite my fuckin head off
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and you bite my head off
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you remind me of several liberal neurotics who have said : youre just trying to confuse me with facts .
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You remember me of many neurotics they said you are trying to confuse me with reality
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its time to kill them back , when caught trafficking these terrorist deserve to be exicuted
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the time has come to kill the terrorist which is caught while trafficking
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which is , itself , a stupid stance .
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which is , itself , a bad stance .
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in my house we refer to it as the " fucking mcas .
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in my house we refer to it as the " mcas .
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i think i have witnessed this idiot driver before .
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I think i have witnessed this driver before.
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why don 't you trying explaining your nonsense you little twat
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Why don't you try explaining yourself?
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it seems to be no coincidence that these cowardly trolls appear on weekends .
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It seems to be no coincidence that these trolls appears on weekends.
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frankly i 'm not sure what the fuck point you 're even trying to make .
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Frankly i'm not sure what the point you're even trying to make.
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a shitload of my friends peers are fucking idiots as well .
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Some of my friends are silly sometimes.
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its sad that you see her as an embarrassment !
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It's sad that you see her as an embarrasing person.
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but if saying " fuck that group " is much more offensive for you , go ahead .
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but if saying" that group is bad" is much more offensive for you, go ahead.
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what the fuck is this comment even supposed to mean ?
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what is this comment even supposed to mean?
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they told me the shit would get better .
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They told me it would get better.
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not on no groupie shit
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not on no groupie
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use you own damn money if you haev such a hardon for this .
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You should use your own money.
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whiteonwhitehate rt ya everyone seems to be fucking with that kid
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Every one seems not to do justice with kid.
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they don 't give a shit about their communities because they never really grew up in one .
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they don 't care about their communities because they never really grew up in one .
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just being a wise - ass to get karma .
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Just being a wise person to get karma.
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shit idk all i know is today is friday
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All I know today is Friday.
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that is not a friggen hat , it s called a cover you idiots .
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That's not a hat, it's called a cover you guys.
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maybe if these liberals socialist stopped trying to tax the fuck out of business owner they would create jobs .
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maybe if these liberals socialist stopped trying to tax the business owner they would create jobs .
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