bayes-group-diffusion/paradetox · Datasets at Hugging Face

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holy shit , boehner does have a spine	boehner does have a spine
back then , i treated goddesses like shit	Back then ,I treated goddesses badly
get the fuck off of reddit and go collect your guvmint check for working for the nsa .	Get off Reddit and go collect your guvmint check for working for the NSA.
lmao well my ass is not on american tv yet	Well, I am not on American tv yet
i was just feeding him back his own , hypocritically selfrighteous words .	I was just feeding him back his own words.
it 's fucking hot as hell man	it 's very hot man
plus kilts are really fucking warm ! they 're quite heavy	Plus kilts are extremely warm! They're quite heavy
we like the same shit .	We like the same.
bitch you better let me see you	let me see you
wht was i lookn at before ? ? oh yea bitches	What was I looking at before?? Oh yes girls
or just spilling shit from the safety of your couch ?	Or just spilling stuff from the safety of your couch?
uber , pay your taxes like everybody else and shut up .	Uber, pays your taxes like everybody else.
any fool will be able to understand that one .	Anyone will be able to understand that one.
it 's cool yu won 't get shit next year .	Its cool you won't get that next year.
we need protection from muslims since they have showed how dangerous they are .	we need protection from muslims since they have showed how dangerous they are .
why you hating on my good ass jokes ? see you jealous	why you hating on my good jokes ? see you jealous
a but don 't worry , no one else could possible think you 're full of shit	a but don 't worry , no one else could possible think you 're a liar
reddit 's a fickle bitch innit ?	Reddit's fickle isn't it?
news outlets aren 't making shit .	News outlets are not doing anything
but all they seem to do is talk shit anyway , so whatever .	But all they seem to do is talk anyway ,so whatever.
apparently none of you chicken hawks remembers our foolish action into iraq ?	Apparently none of you remembers our wrong actions into Iraq?
what the fuck do you think happened ?	what do you think happened ?
ohh bitch the judge say other wise bitch i getem every other weekend	Ohh girl the judge says other wise girls get them every other weekend.
bitch , bastard i know it .	I know it.
us corps are asking for this you dumb fuck .	Us corps are asking for this.
cuz you say shit that i always say in my head , but not outloud .	Because you say things that i always say in my head but not outloud
the shit he said just don 't make no sense what so ever !	What he said doesn't make sense ever.
that idiot doctor got millions .	that doctor got millions
ive probably tackled birds more difficult than a cocksucking fascist schmuck like you .	I have tackled more difficult people
all this shit proves is that these people are incapable of providing a long - term solution .	All this proves is that these people are incapable of providing a long - term solution.
some other girls are just fucking fake	some other girls are just fake
i left my whole fuckin bag in miami & noticed a hour later	I left my bag in Miami and noticed an hour later
if i didnt have a job doing what i love , i would fucking get the hell out immediately .	if i didnt have a job doing what i love , i would get out immediately
they got some pussy ass haters in the world	They got some haters in the world.
now that the shit is hitting the fan someone has to clean it up , but the u	Now that is hitting the fan someone has to clean it up, but the u.
funny how the people that it 's supposed to offend don 't give a shit , isn 't it ?	funny how the people that it 's supposed to offend don 't care, isn 't it ?
and aint even realized i havent said shit	and aint even realized i havent said anything
if thats freedom of the press , they deserve to be drawn and quartered .	if thats freedom of the press, they deserved to get targeted
someone remind this idiot senator that we are still at war with north korea .	someone remind this senator that we are still at war with north korea .
aghhh fuck i put it away already ! ! ! i 'm sure the lineup is online tho	aghhh darn i put it away already ! ! ! i 'm sure the lineup is online tho
remember shit can always de - escalate en	Remember things can always deescalate
let him continue in this vein until he has enough rope to hang himself .	let him continue in this vein until he is worn out.
fuck law enforcement ! this shit is so far out of hand .	law enforcement ! this is so far out of hand .
* the severance package is pretty shit , but at least you get some head out of it	* the severance package is bad , but at least you get some head out of it
he has ascended beyond a mere " cunt " .	He has ascended beyond a mere bad person.
hey just wanted to say you bad ass mofo in the ufc win or lose lol	Hey I just wanted to say you're really good in the ufc even win or lose.
twitter is going to be shit 46 moro	twitter is going to be bad
shit , we better start withdrawing our most significant threat to world peace financial aid then .	we better start withdrawing our most significant threat to world peace financial aid then
you can go fuck yourself and get some empathy	Go and get some empathy
i 'm so tired of this shit	I am so tired of this thing
thats a pretty fucking simplistic view of it	Thats a pretty bad simplistic view of it.
its bad enough having that fool hholt1 doing it .	it's bad enough having that man do it.
i 'm in this random ass mood .	i 'm in this random mood
last time we sent dads to japan that shit got sorted right out .	last time we sent dads to japan that issue got sorted right out .
i never talked shit about you tho or been unreal to your face	I never said anything about you though or been unreal to your face
they don 't give a shit about animals .	the don’t care about animals .
give em a c , that shit ain 't fun .	Give them a c, that's not funny
obama was an ass to romney with the whole candy crowley fiasco .	obama was annoying to romney with the whole candy crowley fiasco
how the fuck am i going to survive my time ' till august .	How am I going to survive my time till August.
why would you fucking do anything else ?	why would you do anything else ?
when dumb guys like you try to explain civics , it is hilarious .	It is hilarious when you guys try to explain civics.
hitler was a pussy who shot himself hiding in a bunker underground like a little bitch that he was .	Hitler is a scared man who shot himself hiding in bunker underground.
* sobs * i told you i fucked up its all my fault ! ! ! theyre never coming back	i told you i messed up its all my fault ! they're never coming back
wad the shit ? u r working at united sq ?	R u working at sq?
nobody gives a shit what old men from over 68 years ago said about anything , thanks .	Nobody cares what old men from over 68 years ago said about anything, thanks.
what a bunch of cowards and bums .	what a set of people that lack courage
why the living fuck didn 't they secure the area ?	why didn 't they secure the area ?
why the fuck do people from real countries keep going to these arab shit holes ? seriously .	why the people from real countries keep going to these arab countries? seriously .
he is just one big black talker .	he is just one big talker.
who gives a shit where this idiot is born ?	Who cares where he's born?
napping is just too nice a description for this government , which is far out stupid and inept .	napping is just too nice a description for this government , which is far out and inept
darn , we have to deal with almostyears from kirkys clown grinning pal .	We have to deal with almost years from Kirkys pal
i just broke a nail and it hurts like fuck !	i just broke a nail and it hurts really hard
man you editorialized the shit out of that title , how about you go read the rules .	Man you editorialized of that title, how about you go read the rules.
but you cant argue with stupid and youre wasting your time if you try .	Don't argue with them it's just a waste of time.
shut up ! ! ! ! ! everytime i see u tweet i just wanna beat yo ass	Stop talking.every time I see you tweet I just get angry with you
ohh like the veggies n shit ? das cool .	ohh like the veggies ? das cool .
i would characterize you as a miser .	I would characterize you as a person who doesn’t like to spend
ive always contended alcohol makes you stupid !	Ive always contended alcohol alters you.
his ass should kno dat < - - that henn have ya right too	he should kno dat < - - that henn have ya right too
it will be a great day when these pieces of shit drop dead .	It will be a great day when these are all over.
fuck i 'm not even going to upload it , it 's embarrassing	It's too embrassing to upload
district attorneys are generally pieces of shit .	District attorneys are generally problematic.
the juvenile protection laws are to protect them from stupid shit like possession and shop - lifting .	the juvenile protection laws are to protect them from things like possession and shoplifting
seriously , fuck those guys and their culture .	seriously , leave those guys and their culture .
let 's say they allow for a 57 meter space in between tanks , turrets and shit .	let's say they allow for a 57 meter space in between tanks , turrets.
yea my lido sis broke her tooth l0l xd dumbass & damn lazy ass ! xd haha jk x	Yay.. finally my little sister take her tooth out.
friday can fuck right off .	Friday can leave
i was tweeting crazy shit and everything	I was tweeting everything
shut the fuck up ! stop reposting this horse shit	Stop reposting it, it's meaningless.
old blokes need to know when to fuck off , yeah ? some of us have boyfriends	Old people don't know when to quit, yeah? Some of us have boyfriends
it is about damn time that scorsese won a damn award .	It is about time that socrsese won an award
they know what they 're fucking doing by keeping the workers poor .	they know what they're doing by keeping the workers poor.
unfortunately , shit rags sell ads like hotcakes so they could easily be worth over $100m .	unfortunately , rags sell ads like hotcakes so they could easily be worth over $100m
hopefully my pale ass gets some sun	hopefully i can get some sun
no shit , google what happened to un weapons inspector david kelly in the uk .	google what happened to un weapons inspector david kelly in the uk
what a completely idiotic letter .	This letter is not good
you get on my damn nerves smh !	you get on my nerves smh !
fucking morons the lot of you if you think this isnt something they would do or at least consider .	You're all wrong, if you think this isnt something they would do or at least consider .
aiming a gun at someone like that is fucking inexcusable .	Aiming a gun at someone like that is inexcusable.

holy shit , boehner does have a spine

boehner does have a spine

back then , i treated goddesses like shit

Back then ,I treated goddesses badly

get the fuck off of reddit and go collect your guvmint check for working for the nsa .

Get off Reddit and go collect your guvmint check for working for the NSA.

lmao well my ass is not on american tv yet

Well, I am not on American tv yet

i was just feeding him back his own , hypocritically selfrighteous words .

I was just feeding him back his own words.

it 's fucking hot as hell man

it 's very hot man

plus kilts are really fucking warm ! they 're quite heavy

Plus kilts are extremely warm! They're quite heavy

we like the same shit .

We like the same.

bitch you better let me see you

let me see you

wht was i lookn at before ? ? oh yea bitches

What was I looking at before?? Oh yes girls

or just spilling shit from the safety of your couch ?

Or just spilling stuff from the safety of your couch?

uber , pay your taxes like everybody else and shut up .

Uber, pays your taxes like everybody else.

any fool will be able to understand that one .

Anyone will be able to understand that one.

it 's cool yu won 't get shit next year .

Its cool you won't get that next year.

we need protection from muslims since they have showed how dangerous they are .

why you hating on my good ass jokes ? see you jealous

why you hating on my good jokes ? see you jealous

a but don 't worry , no one else could possible think you 're full of shit

a but don 't worry , no one else could possible think you 're a liar

reddit 's a fickle bitch innit ?

Reddit's fickle isn't it?

news outlets aren 't making shit .

News outlets are not doing anything

but all they seem to do is talk shit anyway , so whatever .

But all they seem to do is talk anyway ,so whatever.

apparently none of you chicken hawks remembers our foolish action into iraq ?

Apparently none of you remembers our wrong actions into Iraq?

what the fuck do you think happened ?

what do you think happened ?

ohh bitch the judge say other wise bitch i getem every other weekend

Ohh girl the judge says other wise girls get them every other weekend.

bitch , bastard i know it .

I know it.

us corps are asking for this you dumb fuck .

Us corps are asking for this.

cuz you say shit that i always say in my head , but not outloud .

Because you say things that i always say in my head but not outloud

the shit he said just don 't make no sense what so ever !

What he said doesn't make sense ever.

that idiot doctor got millions .

that doctor got millions

ive probably tackled birds more difficult than a cocksucking fascist schmuck like you .

I have tackled more difficult people

all this shit proves is that these people are incapable of providing a long - term solution .

All this proves is that these people are incapable of providing a long - term solution.

some other girls are just fucking fake

some other girls are just fake

i left my whole fuckin bag in miami & noticed a hour later

I left my bag in Miami and noticed an hour later

if i didnt have a job doing what i love , i would fucking get the hell out immediately .

if i didnt have a job doing what i love , i would get out immediately

they got some pussy ass haters in the world

They got some haters in the world.

now that the shit is hitting the fan someone has to clean it up , but the u

Now that is hitting the fan someone has to clean it up, but the u.

funny how the people that it 's supposed to offend don 't give a shit , isn 't it ?

funny how the people that it 's supposed to offend don 't care, isn 't it ?

and aint even realized i havent said shit

and aint even realized i havent said anything

if thats freedom of the press , they deserve to be drawn and quartered .

if thats freedom of the press, they deserved to get targeted

someone remind this idiot senator that we are still at war with north korea .

someone remind this senator that we are still at war with north korea .

aghhh fuck i put it away already ! ! ! i 'm sure the lineup is online tho

aghhh darn i put it away already ! ! ! i 'm sure the lineup is online tho

remember shit can always de - escalate en

Remember things can always deescalate

let him continue in this vein until he has enough rope to hang himself .

let him continue in this vein until he is worn out.

fuck law enforcement ! this shit is so far out of hand .

law enforcement ! this is so far out of hand .

* the severance package is pretty shit , but at least you get some head out of it

* the severance package is bad , but at least you get some head out of it

he has ascended beyond a mere " cunt " .

He has ascended beyond a mere bad person.

hey just wanted to say you bad ass mofo in the ufc win or lose lol

Hey I just wanted to say you're really good in the ufc even win or lose.

twitter is going to be shit 46 moro

twitter is going to be bad

shit , we better start withdrawing our most significant threat to world peace financial aid then .

we better start withdrawing our most significant threat to world peace financial aid then

you can go fuck yourself and get some empathy

Go and get some empathy

i 'm so tired of this shit

I am so tired of this thing

thats a pretty fucking simplistic view of it

Thats a pretty bad simplistic view of it.

its bad enough having that fool hholt1 doing it .

it's bad enough having that man do it.

i 'm in this random ass mood .

i 'm in this random mood

last time we sent dads to japan that shit got sorted right out .

last time we sent dads to japan that issue got sorted right out .

i never talked shit about you tho or been unreal to your face

I never said anything about you though or been unreal to your face

they don 't give a shit about animals .

the don’t care about animals .

give em a c , that shit ain 't fun .

Give them a c, that's not funny

obama was an ass to romney with the whole candy crowley fiasco .

obama was annoying to romney with the whole candy crowley fiasco

how the fuck am i going to survive my time ' till august .

How am I going to survive my time till August.

why would you fucking do anything else ?

why would you do anything else ?

when dumb guys like you try to explain civics , it is hilarious .

It is hilarious when you guys try to explain civics.

hitler was a pussy who shot himself hiding in a bunker underground like a little bitch that he was .

Hitler is a scared man who shot himself hiding in bunker underground.

* sobs * i told you i fucked up its all my fault ! ! ! theyre never coming back

i told you i messed up its all my fault ! they're never coming back

wad the shit ? u r working at united sq ?

R u working at sq?

nobody gives a shit what old men from over 68 years ago said about anything , thanks .

Nobody cares what old men from over 68 years ago said about anything, thanks.

what a bunch of cowards and bums .

what a set of people that lack courage

why the living fuck didn 't they secure the area ?

why didn 't they secure the area ?

why the fuck do people from real countries keep going to these arab shit holes ? seriously .

why the people from real countries keep going to these arab countries? seriously .

he is just one big black talker .

he is just one big talker.

who gives a shit where this idiot is born ?

Who cares where he's born?

napping is just too nice a description for this government , which is far out stupid and inept .

napping is just too nice a description for this government , which is far out and inept

darn , we have to deal with almostyears from kirkys clown grinning pal .

We have to deal with almost years from Kirkys pal

i just broke a nail and it hurts like fuck !

i just broke a nail and it hurts really hard

man you editorialized the shit out of that title , how about you go read the rules .

Man you editorialized of that title, how about you go read the rules.

but you cant argue with stupid and youre wasting your time if you try .

Don't argue with them it's just a waste of time.

shut up ! ! ! ! ! everytime i see u tweet i just wanna beat yo ass

Stop talking.every time I see you tweet I just get angry with you

ohh like the veggies n shit ? das cool .

ohh like the veggies ? das cool .

i would characterize you as a miser .

I would characterize you as a person who doesn’t like to spend

ive always contended alcohol makes you stupid !

Ive always contended alcohol alters you.

his ass should kno dat < - - that henn have ya right too

he should kno dat < - - that henn have ya right too

it will be a great day when these pieces of shit drop dead .

It will be a great day when these are all over.

fuck i 'm not even going to upload it , it 's embarrassing

It's too embrassing to upload

district attorneys are generally pieces of shit .

District attorneys are generally problematic.

the juvenile protection laws are to protect them from stupid shit like possession and shop - lifting .

the juvenile protection laws are to protect them from things like possession and shoplifting

seriously , fuck those guys and their culture .

seriously , leave those guys and their culture .

let 's say they allow for a 57 meter space in between tanks , turrets and shit .

let's say they allow for a 57 meter space in between tanks , turrets.

yea my lido sis broke her tooth l0l xd dumbass & damn lazy ass ! xd haha jk x

Yay.. finally my little sister take her tooth out.

friday can fuck right off .

Friday can leave

i was tweeting crazy shit and everything

I was tweeting everything

shut the fuck up ! stop reposting this horse shit

Stop reposting it, it's meaningless.

old blokes need to know when to fuck off , yeah ? some of us have boyfriends

Old people don't know when to quit, yeah? Some of us have boyfriends

it is about damn time that scorsese won a damn award .

It is about time that socrsese won an award

they know what they 're fucking doing by keeping the workers poor .

they know what they're doing by keeping the workers poor.

unfortunately , shit rags sell ads like hotcakes so they could easily be worth over $100m .

unfortunately , rags sell ads like hotcakes so they could easily be worth over $100m

hopefully my pale ass gets some sun

hopefully i can get some sun

no shit , google what happened to un weapons inspector david kelly in the uk .

google what happened to un weapons inspector david kelly in the uk

what a completely idiotic letter .

This letter is not good

you get on my damn nerves smh !

you get on my nerves smh !

fucking morons the lot of you if you think this isnt something they would do or at least consider .

You're all wrong, if you think this isnt something they would do or at least consider .

aiming a gun at someone like that is fucking inexcusable .

Aiming a gun at someone like that is inexcusable.