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i just broke a nail and it hurts like fuck !
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i just broke a nail and it hurts so bad !
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i don 't fucking trust you .
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I don't trust you
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lmao ! ! ! ! ! thats a damn shame
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Lmao!!!!! That’s a shame
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shit , you lucky mother fucker
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You are lucky
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shit crazy out here e , lol yo im just tring to b me .
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Things get crazy out here lol yo im just trying to be me
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why did you remove my edit , you cancer ridden cunt .
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Why did you removed my edit?
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speaking of ignorant , you should learn how to spell big league .
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you should learn how to spell big league .
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yeah occupy wall street doesn 't have shit on whats going on in hong kong right now .
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yeah occupy wall street doesn 't have any idea on whats going on in hong kong right now .
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this is what people told you would happen if you fucking invaded iraq .
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This is what people told you would happen if you invaded iraq.
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what a completely fucked up place .
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what a completely messed up place .
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love to see that fucked up look on ur face
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Love to see that worried look on your face
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do i fucken know you , cunt ! ?
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do i know you ?
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if you think these annoying trends are so obvious to people why do they keep getting fucking upvotes ugh
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if you think these trends are so obvious to people why do they keep getting upvotes ugh
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i fucking love the new part ! ! you writing more ! i 'm gonna now xxxxxxxxxx
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I love the new part ! ! you writing more ! I'm gonna now
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it doesn 't say shit about texans but it says a hell of alot about the sboe .
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t does nott say anything about texans but it says a alot about the sboe
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come and fucking take it .
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come and take it .
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shit , look st reddit and their new found distrust of obama .
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look st reddit and their new found distrust of obama
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and aint even realized i havent said shit
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And I ain't even realized I haven't said anything.
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you will be beaten or killed until you want to dress the way you are told ! .
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You will be in trouble if you do not dress the way you are told.
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your an antiamerican moron if you cant see what is happening here .
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You are a stranger if you don't understand what's happening here.
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trumps hundreds of documented lies rather stupid .
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Hundreds of documented lies rather bad
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until we fix a broken system the cameras aren 't going to do shit .
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until we fix a broken system the cameras aren 't going to do any work .
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i think soon , especially if they push for this shit .
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i think soon, especially if they push for this.
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it looks like you spentminutes researching this issue , what a garbage author .
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The author does not give enough information on this issue.
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this is just an asinine statement in my mind of someone trying to save his own ass .
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this is just an asinine statement in my mind of someone trying to save himself
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youre all fighting and getting and hating each other over these cretins ?
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youre all fighting and getting and hating each other over these people?
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that would be such a mind fuck the criminals wouldn 't know what to do
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that would be such a mind trick the criminals wouldn 't know what to do.
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cause you dnt fuck wit me .
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Cause you don’t deal with me
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these morons have bit the hand thats been feeding them so very well .
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These guys have bit the hand thats been feeding them so very well
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fuck that bish , why did nazi germany use number in the gun names ?
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nevermind that person, why did nazi germany use number in the gun names ?
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i downloaded it but i aint listen yet , i am listen to rick ross shit
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i downloaded it but i aint listen yet , i am listen to rick ross
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who the fuck is buying them ?
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who is buying things from them.
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kyle you need mental evaluation on comprehension of tunnel vision .
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kyle you need an evaluation on comprehension of tunnel vision .
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who would be site could be silly enough to think think think this site control your mind ?
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Who would be site couldn't be right enough to think this site control your mind?
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what did she say ? other than ' fuck ' - what was the sentence ? lol
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What did she say? What was the sentence?
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thanks for handling this idiot .
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Thanks for handling this
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bud light tastes like crap .
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bud light tastes bad.
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haha maybe i read too much belldom ? ? ? ? who knows and fucking cares ! dd
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Haha maybe I read too much belldom?who knows and cares
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you straighten out that chicago problem and then well tell our cops to stop killing unarmed blacks .
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There are problems in Chicago that need to be dealt with as well as police brutality.
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what the fuck do you want lopez !
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what do you want lopez !
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what the fuck it wrong with this world .
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what's wrong with this world
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it doesn 't have to say jack shit about it .
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It does not have to say mean things about it.
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radiation tomorrow - time to start phase 21 of operation kick leukemia 's ass .
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radiation tomorrow - time to start phase 21 of operation defeat leukemia
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they start out as liars .
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they start out as dishonest people.
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we have to act and stop all this shit together .
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We have to act and stop this mess together
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now some idiot liberal judge says it now the reverse .
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Now some judge says it now the reverse
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but girls only do it to me because i be having colored uggs that 's some basic bitch shit
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But girls only do it to me because I'm having coloured uggs, that's some basic thing
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fuck that , that part of texas has always been pro - oil .
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Leave that that part of texas has always been pro - oil .
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hey , who the fuck erased my latest tweet ? ?
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hey , who erased my latest tweet ? ?
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bitch to all the students
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Badly approach to all the students
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shit wasn 't free when the minimum wage was 100 .
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Nothing was free when the minimum wage was 31
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im overand i dont watch that crap .
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im overand i dont watch that .
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only in the news because teenagers came up with it in conclusion fuck this .
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only in the news because teenagers came up with it in conclusion .
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if they wanted to hide it why would they fucking report it in the first place ?
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if they wanted to hide it why would they report it in the first place?
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chaos was more or less over , but they kept the fundamental stupidity of moving clocks at all .
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Chaos was almost over but they kept doing the same basic mistake again n again
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its entertaining , but for fucks sake why do they boldly walk right into the meat grinder like that ?
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its entertaining , but why do they boldly walk right into the meat grinder like that ?
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the average price in the us does it include fucking 92 .
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the average price in the us does it include 92 .
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fan - fucking - tastic ! how bout you ? ? ?
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Fan tastic how about you
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quite right payment is none of the governments damn business .
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quite right payment is none of the governments business .
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fuck it , just get the van on it
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Just get the van on it
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i cant stand these bums and freeloaders .
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cant stand these people
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? get that shit out of here lol
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? get that out of here lol
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there is absolutely no excuse for this shit .
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there is absolutely no excuse for this .
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he said you said i was a crazy bitch
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He said you said me bad words.
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are you or are you just telling me that so i get off yo dick about it ? o
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are you or are you just telling me that so i get off yo about it ? o
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anything is better than being a boring ass class .
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anything is better than being a boring class .
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it 's like a fucking tea party meetup .
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it 's like a tea party meetup
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they are raising a shit pot of money .
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they are raising a whole lot of money
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good looks you should of came last night shit was insane mayne
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good looks you should of came last night thing was insane mayne
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no , hes still the same idiot .
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no, hes still the same
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what canada really needs is an actual good leader , not stephen ignorant fuck harper .
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what canada really needs is an actual good leader , not unsuitable leader.
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then you dont get to bitch about the results .
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Then you don't get to complain about the results.
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the free world doesnt need your stupidity .
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the free world doesnt need your ignorance .
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actually they give a fuck its why they 're arresting you to begin with .
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actually they give a care its why they 're arresting you to begin with .
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crying phone please turn the fuck back on please i need you , please turn back on
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Please turn back on.
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maybe your bitchass needs to chill the fuck out some time .
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maybe you need to chill out some time .
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i cant wait to get the fuck out of sd
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i cant wait to get out of sd
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ya because we don 't sing it every fucking game right ?
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ya because we don 't sing it every game right ?
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for the record , that hp joke is shit because voldemort 's mum is dead , too
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for the record , that hp joke is illogical because voldemort 's mum is dead , too
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omg , he so fucking fine ! oh la la , lmao .
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Omg ,he is so fine.
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so you can choose , fix your shit or we will fix your shit for you .
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so you can choose , fix your own or we will fix for you .
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poke me & i 'll pluck the shit outta you
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If you poke me I will reply you in similar way
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however all of it is completely fucked up and it needs to be stopped .
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however all of it is complete fail up and it needs to be stopped .
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no while bk on skype its some lil gurl n shit and some dude gave her the pic
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no while bk on skype its some lil gurl and some dude gave her the pic
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the problem is , idiots watch this crap and assume it is indicative of many alaskans lifestyle .
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Sone people think it is indicative of many alaskans lifestyle.
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gotta wash my bulls jersey for the weekend teambulls bitches
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gotta wash my bulls jersey for the weekend teambulls.
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lol tru shit , n same thing really ova here , my eyes is getting jy heavy nshit lol
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lol true, and same thing really over here, my eyes is getting heavy
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that was flat out crap !
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That was not right.
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if you 're saying hazing is a good thing , then fuck you .
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I don't think you're right to say that Hazing is a good thing.
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you people really are fucked in the head .
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you're people not really thinking straight
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how the fuck do those actors say those lines without falling to the floor laughing ?
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How do those actors say those lines without failing to the floor laughing?
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joe hates the truth , he is a liar , a turncoat and a fraud .
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Joe is not honest
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they better fucking nerf shoes .
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they better nerf shoes
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wow that really was kind of dickish and definitely pointless .
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Wow that really was not good and pointless
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there are spiders under the bed ? aaaaaaah shit ! !
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There are spiders under the bed ?
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can 't you just fuck andget it over with ?
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Can't you just get it over with?
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yeah it is lol but the way y 'all talking about her damn lol lol
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The way you are talking about her is funny
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these morons have bit the hand thats been feeding them so very well .
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these people have bit the hand thats been feeding them so very well .
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where the fuck is my movah
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where is my movah
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and you know im serious because its a recession out here and chocolate is expensive as shit
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You are in a recession here. You know, chocolate is expensive because it's crazy. Do you know how serious I am?
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