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i just broke a nail and it hurts like fuck ! | i just broke a nail and it hurts so bad ! |
i don 't fucking trust you . | I don't trust you |
lmao ! ! ! ! ! thats a damn shame | Lmao!!!!! That’s a shame |
shit , you lucky mother fucker | You are lucky |
shit crazy out here e , lol yo im just tring to b me . | Things get crazy out here lol yo im just trying to be me |
why did you remove my edit , you cancer ridden cunt . | Why did you removed my edit? |
speaking of ignorant , you should learn how to spell big league . | you should learn how to spell big league . |
yeah occupy wall street doesn 't have shit on whats going on in hong kong right now . | yeah occupy wall street doesn 't have any idea on whats going on in hong kong right now . |
this is what people told you would happen if you fucking invaded iraq . | This is what people told you would happen if you invaded iraq. |
what a completely fucked up place . | what a completely messed up place . |
love to see that fucked up look on ur face | Love to see that worried look on your face |
do i fucken know you , cunt ! ? | do i know you ? |
if you think these annoying trends are so obvious to people why do they keep getting fucking upvotes ugh | if you think these trends are so obvious to people why do they keep getting upvotes ugh |
i fucking love the new part ! ! you writing more ! i 'm gonna now xxxxxxxxxx | I love the new part ! ! you writing more ! I'm gonna now |
it doesn 't say shit about texans but it says a hell of alot about the sboe . | t does nott say anything about texans but it says a alot about the sboe |
come and fucking take it . | come and take it . |
shit , look st reddit and their new found distrust of obama . | look st reddit and their new found distrust of obama |
and aint even realized i havent said shit | And I ain't even realized I haven't said anything. |
you will be beaten or killed until you want to dress the way you are told ! . | You will be in trouble if you do not dress the way you are told. |
your an antiamerican moron if you cant see what is happening here . | You are a stranger if you don't understand what's happening here. |
trumps hundreds of documented lies rather stupid . | Hundreds of documented lies rather bad |
until we fix a broken system the cameras aren 't going to do shit . | until we fix a broken system the cameras aren 't going to do any work . |
i think soon , especially if they push for this shit . | i think soon, especially if they push for this. |
it looks like you spentminutes researching this issue , what a garbage author . | The author does not give enough information on this issue. |
this is just an asinine statement in my mind of someone trying to save his own ass . | this is just an asinine statement in my mind of someone trying to save himself |
youre all fighting and getting and hating each other over these cretins ? | youre all fighting and getting and hating each other over these people? |
that would be such a mind fuck the criminals wouldn 't know what to do | that would be such a mind trick the criminals wouldn 't know what to do. |
cause you dnt fuck wit me . | Cause you don’t deal with me |
these morons have bit the hand thats been feeding them so very well . | These guys have bit the hand thats been feeding them so very well |
fuck that bish , why did nazi germany use number in the gun names ? | nevermind that person, why did nazi germany use number in the gun names ? |
i downloaded it but i aint listen yet , i am listen to rick ross shit | i downloaded it but i aint listen yet , i am listen to rick ross |
who the fuck is buying them ? | who is buying things from them. |
kyle you need mental evaluation on comprehension of tunnel vision . | kyle you need an evaluation on comprehension of tunnel vision . |
who would be site could be silly enough to think think think this site control your mind ? | Who would be site couldn't be right enough to think this site control your mind? |
what did she say ? other than ' fuck ' - what was the sentence ? lol | What did she say? What was the sentence? |
thanks for handling this idiot . | Thanks for handling this |
bud light tastes like crap . | bud light tastes bad. |
haha maybe i read too much belldom ? ? ? ? who knows and fucking cares ! dd | Haha maybe I read too much belldom?who knows and cares |
you straighten out that chicago problem and then well tell our cops to stop killing unarmed blacks . | There are problems in Chicago that need to be dealt with as well as police brutality. |
what the fuck do you want lopez ! | what do you want lopez ! |
what the fuck it wrong with this world . | what's wrong with this world |
it doesn 't have to say jack shit about it . | It does not have to say mean things about it. |
radiation tomorrow - time to start phase 21 of operation kick leukemia 's ass . | radiation tomorrow - time to start phase 21 of operation defeat leukemia |
they start out as liars . | they start out as dishonest people. |
we have to act and stop all this shit together . | We have to act and stop this mess together |
now some idiot liberal judge says it now the reverse . | Now some judge says it now the reverse |
but girls only do it to me because i be having colored uggs that 's some basic bitch shit | But girls only do it to me because I'm having coloured uggs, that's some basic thing |
fuck that , that part of texas has always been pro - oil . | Leave that that part of texas has always been pro - oil . |
hey , who the fuck erased my latest tweet ? ? | hey , who erased my latest tweet ? ? |
bitch to all the students | Badly approach to all the students |
shit wasn 't free when the minimum wage was 100 . | Nothing was free when the minimum wage was 31 |
im overand i dont watch that crap . | im overand i dont watch that . |
only in the news because teenagers came up with it in conclusion fuck this . | only in the news because teenagers came up with it in conclusion . |
if they wanted to hide it why would they fucking report it in the first place ? | if they wanted to hide it why would they report it in the first place? |
chaos was more or less over , but they kept the fundamental stupidity of moving clocks at all . | Chaos was almost over but they kept doing the same basic mistake again n again |
its entertaining , but for fucks sake why do they boldly walk right into the meat grinder like that ? | its entertaining , but why do they boldly walk right into the meat grinder like that ? |
the average price in the us does it include fucking 92 . | the average price in the us does it include 92 . |
fan - fucking - tastic ! how bout you ? ? ? | Fan tastic how about you |
quite right payment is none of the governments damn business . | quite right payment is none of the governments business . |
fuck it , just get the van on it | Just get the van on it |
i cant stand these bums and freeloaders . | cant stand these people |
? get that shit out of here lol | ? get that out of here lol |
there is absolutely no excuse for this shit . | there is absolutely no excuse for this . |
he said you said i was a crazy bitch | He said you said me bad words. |
are you or are you just telling me that so i get off yo dick about it ? o | are you or are you just telling me that so i get off yo about it ? o |
anything is better than being a boring ass class . | anything is better than being a boring class . |
it 's like a fucking tea party meetup . | it 's like a tea party meetup |
they are raising a shit pot of money . | they are raising a whole lot of money |
good looks you should of came last night shit was insane mayne | good looks you should of came last night thing was insane mayne |
no , hes still the same idiot . | no, hes still the same |
what canada really needs is an actual good leader , not stephen ignorant fuck harper . | what canada really needs is an actual good leader , not unsuitable leader. |
then you dont get to bitch about the results . | Then you don't get to complain about the results. |
the free world doesnt need your stupidity . | the free world doesnt need your ignorance . |
actually they give a fuck its why they 're arresting you to begin with . | actually they give a care its why they 're arresting you to begin with . |
crying phone please turn the fuck back on please i need you , please turn back on | Please turn back on. |
maybe your bitchass needs to chill the fuck out some time . | maybe you need to chill out some time . |
i cant wait to get the fuck out of sd | i cant wait to get out of sd |
ya because we don 't sing it every fucking game right ? | ya because we don 't sing it every game right ? |
for the record , that hp joke is shit because voldemort 's mum is dead , too | for the record , that hp joke is illogical because voldemort 's mum is dead , too |
omg , he so fucking fine ! oh la la , lmao . | Omg ,he is so fine. |
so you can choose , fix your shit or we will fix your shit for you . | so you can choose , fix your own or we will fix for you . |
poke me & i 'll pluck the shit outta you | If you poke me I will reply you in similar way |
however all of it is completely fucked up and it needs to be stopped . | however all of it is complete fail up and it needs to be stopped . |
no while bk on skype its some lil gurl n shit and some dude gave her the pic | no while bk on skype its some lil gurl and some dude gave her the pic |
the problem is , idiots watch this crap and assume it is indicative of many alaskans lifestyle . | Sone people think it is indicative of many alaskans lifestyle. |
gotta wash my bulls jersey for the weekend teambulls bitches | gotta wash my bulls jersey for the weekend teambulls. |
lol tru shit , n same thing really ova here , my eyes is getting jy heavy nshit lol | lol true, and same thing really over here, my eyes is getting heavy |
that was flat out crap ! | That was not right. |
if you 're saying hazing is a good thing , then fuck you . | I don't think you're right to say that Hazing is a good thing. |
you people really are fucked in the head . | you're people not really thinking straight |
how the fuck do those actors say those lines without falling to the floor laughing ? | How do those actors say those lines without failing to the floor laughing? |
joe hates the truth , he is a liar , a turncoat and a fraud . | Joe is not honest |
they better fucking nerf shoes . | they better nerf shoes |
wow that really was kind of dickish and definitely pointless . | Wow that really was not good and pointless |
there are spiders under the bed ? aaaaaaah shit ! ! | There are spiders under the bed ? |
can 't you just fuck andget it over with ? | Can't you just get it over with? |
yeah it is lol but the way y 'all talking about her damn lol lol | The way you are talking about her is funny |
these morons have bit the hand thats been feeding them so very well . | these people have bit the hand thats been feeding them so very well . |
where the fuck is my movah | where is my movah |
and you know im serious because its a recession out here and chocolate is expensive as shit | You are in a recession here. You know, chocolate is expensive because it's crazy. Do you know how serious I am? |
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