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i just broke a nail and it hurts like fuck !
i just broke a nail and it hurts so bad !
i don 't fucking trust you .
I don't trust you
lmao ! ! ! ! ! thats a damn shame
Lmao!!!!! That’s a shame
shit , you lucky mother fucker
You are lucky
shit crazy out here e , lol yo im just tring to b me .
Things get crazy out here lol yo im just trying to be me
why did you remove my edit , you cancer ridden cunt .
Why did you removed my edit?
speaking of ignorant , you should learn how to spell big league .
you should learn how to spell big league .
yeah occupy wall street doesn 't have shit on whats going on in hong kong right now .
yeah occupy wall street doesn 't have any idea on whats going on in hong kong right now .
this is what people told you would happen if you fucking invaded iraq .
This is what people told you would happen if you invaded iraq.
what a completely fucked up place .
what a completely messed up place .
love to see that fucked up look on ur face
Love to see that worried look on your face
do i fucken know you , cunt ! ?
do i know you ?
if you think these annoying trends are so obvious to people why do they keep getting fucking upvotes ugh
if you think these trends are so obvious to people why do they keep getting upvotes ugh
i fucking love the new part ! ! you writing more ! i 'm gonna now xxxxxxxxxx
I love the new part ! ! you writing more ! I'm gonna now
it doesn 't say shit about texans but it says a hell of alot about the sboe .
t does nott say anything about texans but it says a alot about the sboe
come and fucking take it .
come and take it .
shit , look st reddit and their new found distrust of obama .
look st reddit and their new found distrust of obama
and aint even realized i havent said shit
And I ain't even realized I haven't said anything.
you will be beaten or killed until you want to dress the way you are told ! .
You will be in trouble if you do not dress the way you are told.
your an antiamerican moron if you cant see what is happening here .
You are a stranger if you don't understand what's happening here.
trumps hundreds of documented lies rather stupid .
Hundreds of documented lies rather bad
until we fix a broken system the cameras aren 't going to do shit .
until we fix a broken system the cameras aren 't going to do any work .
i think soon , especially if they push for this shit .
i think soon, especially if they push for this.
it looks like you spentminutes researching this issue , what a garbage author .
The author does not give enough information on this issue.
this is just an asinine statement in my mind of someone trying to save his own ass .
this is just an asinine statement in my mind of someone trying to save himself
youre all fighting and getting and hating each other over these cretins ?
youre all fighting and getting and hating each other over these people?
that would be such a mind fuck the criminals wouldn 't know what to do
that would be such a mind trick the criminals wouldn 't know what to do.
cause you dnt fuck wit me .
Cause you don’t deal with me
these morons have bit the hand thats been feeding them so very well .
These guys have bit the hand thats been feeding them so very well
fuck that bish , why did nazi germany use number in the gun names ?
nevermind that person, why did nazi germany use number in the gun names ?
i downloaded it but i aint listen yet , i am listen to rick ross shit
i downloaded it but i aint listen yet , i am listen to rick ross
who the fuck is buying them ?
who is buying things from them.
kyle you need mental evaluation on comprehension of tunnel vision .
kyle you need an evaluation on comprehension of tunnel vision .
who would be site could be silly enough to think think think this site control your mind ?
Who would be site couldn't be right enough to think this site control your mind?
what did she say ? other than ' fuck ' - what was the sentence ? lol
What did she say? What was the sentence?
thanks for handling this idiot .
Thanks for handling this
bud light tastes like crap .
bud light tastes bad.
haha maybe i read too much belldom ? ? ? ? who knows and fucking cares ! dd
Haha maybe I read too much belldom?who knows and cares
you straighten out that chicago problem and then well tell our cops to stop killing unarmed blacks .
There are problems in Chicago that need to be dealt with as well as police brutality.
what the fuck do you want lopez !
what do you want lopez !
what the fuck it wrong with this world .
what's wrong with this world
it doesn 't have to say jack shit about it .
It does not have to say mean things about it.
radiation tomorrow - time to start phase 21 of operation kick leukemia 's ass .
radiation tomorrow - time to start phase 21 of operation defeat leukemia
they start out as liars .
they start out as dishonest people.
we have to act and stop all this shit together .
We have to act and stop this mess together
now some idiot liberal judge says it now the reverse .
Now some judge says it now the reverse
but girls only do it to me because i be having colored uggs that 's some basic bitch shit
But girls only do it to me because I'm having coloured uggs, that's some basic thing
fuck that , that part of texas has always been pro - oil .
Leave that that part of texas has always been pro - oil .
hey , who the fuck erased my latest tweet ? ?
hey , who erased my latest tweet ? ?
bitch to all the students
Badly approach to all the students
shit wasn 't free when the minimum wage was 100 .
Nothing was free when the minimum wage was 31
im overand i dont watch that crap .
im overand i dont watch that .
only in the news because teenagers came up with it in conclusion fuck this .
only in the news because teenagers came up with it in conclusion .
if they wanted to hide it why would they fucking report it in the first place ?
if they wanted to hide it why would they report it in the first place?
chaos was more or less over , but they kept the fundamental stupidity of moving clocks at all .
Chaos was almost over but they kept doing the same basic mistake again n again
its entertaining , but for fucks sake why do they boldly walk right into the meat grinder like that ?
its entertaining , but why do they boldly walk right into the meat grinder like that ?
the average price in the us does it include fucking 92 .
the average price in the us does it include 92 .
fan - fucking - tastic ! how bout you ? ? ?
Fan tastic how about you
quite right payment is none of the governments damn business .
quite right payment is none of the governments business .
fuck it , just get the van on it
Just get the van on it
i cant stand these bums and freeloaders .
cant stand these people
? get that shit out of here lol
? get that out of here lol
there is absolutely no excuse for this shit .
there is absolutely no excuse for this .
he said you said i was a crazy bitch
He said you said me bad words.
are you or are you just telling me that so i get off yo dick about it ? o
are you or are you just telling me that so i get off yo about it ? o
anything is better than being a boring ass class .
anything is better than being a boring class .
it 's like a fucking tea party meetup .
it 's like a tea party meetup
they are raising a shit pot of money .
they are raising a whole lot of money
good looks you should of came last night shit was insane mayne
good looks you should of came last night thing was insane mayne
no , hes still the same idiot .
no, hes still the same
what canada really needs is an actual good leader , not stephen ignorant fuck harper .
what canada really needs is an actual good leader , not unsuitable leader.
then you dont get to bitch about the results .
Then you don't get to complain about the results.
the free world doesnt need your stupidity .
the free world doesnt need your ignorance .
actually they give a fuck its why they 're arresting you to begin with .
actually they give a care its why they 're arresting you to begin with .
crying phone please turn the fuck back on please i need you , please turn back on
Please turn back on.
maybe your bitchass needs to chill the fuck out some time .
maybe you need to chill out some time .
i cant wait to get the fuck out of sd
i cant wait to get out of sd
ya because we don 't sing it every fucking game right ?
ya because we don 't sing it every game right ?
for the record , that hp joke is shit because voldemort 's mum is dead , too
for the record , that hp joke is illogical because voldemort 's mum is dead , too
omg , he so fucking fine ! oh la la , lmao .
Omg ,he is so fine.
so you can choose , fix your shit or we will fix your shit for you .
so you can choose , fix your own or we will fix for you .
poke me & i 'll pluck the shit outta you
If you poke me I will reply you in similar way
however all of it is completely fucked up and it needs to be stopped .
however all of it is complete fail up and it needs to be stopped .
no while bk on skype its some lil gurl n shit and some dude gave her the pic
no while bk on skype its some lil gurl and some dude gave her the pic
the problem is , idiots watch this crap and assume it is indicative of many alaskans lifestyle .
Sone people think it is indicative of many alaskans lifestyle.
gotta wash my bulls jersey for the weekend teambulls bitches
gotta wash my bulls jersey for the weekend teambulls.
lol tru shit , n same thing really ova here , my eyes is getting jy heavy nshit lol
lol true, and same thing really over here, my eyes is getting heavy
that was flat out crap !
That was not right.
if you 're saying hazing is a good thing , then fuck you .
I don't think you're right to say that Hazing is a good thing.
you people really are fucked in the head .
you're people not really thinking straight
how the fuck do those actors say those lines without falling to the floor laughing ?
How do those actors say those lines without failing to the floor laughing?
joe hates the truth , he is a liar , a turncoat and a fraud .
Joe is not honest
they better fucking nerf shoes .
they better nerf shoes
wow that really was kind of dickish and definitely pointless .
Wow that really was not good and pointless
there are spiders under the bed ? aaaaaaah shit ! !
There are spiders under the bed ?
can 't you just fuck andget it over with ?
Can't you just get it over with?
yeah it is lol but the way y 'all talking about her damn lol lol
The way you are talking about her is funny
these morons have bit the hand thats been feeding them so very well .
these people have bit the hand thats been feeding them so very well .
where the fuck is my movah
where is my movah
and you know im serious because its a recession out here and chocolate is expensive as shit
You are in a recession here. You know, chocolate is expensive because it's crazy. Do you know how serious I am?