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thewho can still stomach the moron for whom you voted ? | thewho can still stomach the moron for whom you voted ? |
rt too much ! i just be holding shit in | Its too much i just be holding things in |
i was definitely serious , what the fuck is this ? | i was definitely serious , what is this ? |
u want to tackle na then come on show me what u got bastard . | U want to tackle na then come on show me what you got |
send in the fucking national guard . | Pls send in the national guard |
we 're not gonna miss jack shit when fracking stops . | We're not gonna miss Jack when stops. |
you see this sort of shit and think people can 't possibly believe it ? | you see this sort of thing and think people cant possibly believe it |
i think the real controversy is closed minded school officials who lie to cover their asses . | I think the real controversy is closed minded school officials who lie to cover their own fault. |
yes , it 's fucking depressing is what it is . | yes, it is sad and deppressing |
this is what people told you would happen if you fucking invaded iraq . | The is what everyone knew was going to happen if you invaded Iraq. |
based on this report from the wapo , those dirty wily republicans are at it again . | Based on this report from the wapo those republicans are at it again |
and they fucked themselves by publishing falsified data for a decade and pumping out laughably biased studies . | and they messed themselves up by publishing falsified data for a decade and pumping out laughably biased studies . |
stupidity abounds on the left . | misinformation exists on the left |
moe is gonna kick all our asses silentlystrong | Moe is gonna punish us |
i need some dick in ma life | I need some boy in my life. |
and you always tell me to not give a fuck about what people say . | And you always said not to pay attention about what people say. |
neither will anything change from this crap . | neither will anything change from this guy .. |
i kno right i don 't kno what the fuck i was doing though | I know right I don't know what I was doing though. |
me either ! april 13 needs to hurry the fuck up ! | Waiting for April 13. |
yeah , that 's like 36 years too old for shit like that . | Yeah, that's like 36 years too old for things like that |
i love it , but it 's fucked up . | I love it, but its wrong. |
shit , u guys crack me up xd | You guys crack me up |
it 's fucking depressing only hearing about death , corruption and celebrity scandals . | it 's depressing only hearing about death , corruption and celebrity scandals . |
arrr shit forgot about that | i 'm gunna have to be in on time cry ! | arrr forgot about that | i 'm gunna have to be in on time cry ! |
the people get treated like shit yet in their minds they 're the best country on the planet . | the people get treated badly yet in their minds they're the best country on the planet |
it is quite pathetic to listen to . | It is so sad to listen |
but i 'm sure some asshole hacker or corrupt politian will fuck that up for us too . | But i am sure some hacker and politician will make this difficult for us |
he 's a pain in the ass , but he knows so much . | Though he disturbs, he knows much. |
they are sitting in their offices laughing at how stupid canada is . | They are sitting in their offices laughing at how ignorant Canada is. |
douglass man that shit was crazy now he a whole principal somewhere | He is a principal somewhere now. |
ted , your remarks are offensive , ignorant ! | Ted your remarks are not good. |
you 're all wrong , it 's fucking pretty hard . | You're all wrong , it 's pretty hard . |
ain 't do that shit inna min , feeling like i 'm back . | I won't do that. I'll be back in a minute |
how about they just fuck off and figure shit out for themselves then . | They should just go away and figure it out themselves |
why would i give a shit if an iranian missile can hit europe ? | I don't care if an iranian missile can hit europe |
what you digging up ancient fuckin history for you dumb cunt ? you 're so fuckin desperate ! edl | what you digging up ancient history for you ? you 're so desperate ! edl |
think of all the fun shit we 've done in a year ! amazing . | Think all the fun we’ve done in a year! Amazing. |
no we should 've all done some demonstrations in new york when half of fucking manhattan was rocked . | no we should 've all done some demonstrations in new york when half of bad manhattan was rocked . |
and not be doing shady shit behind it . | and not be doing bad things behind it. |
why you ain 't say shit a year ago | why you ain 't say this a year ago |
we 're fucking broke right now , i don 't think it was because of money . | currently we're broke, i don 't think it was because of money . |
no one voted on that shit . | no one voted on that. |
i left my whole fuckin bag in miami & noticed a hour later | i left my whole bag in miami & noticed a hour later |
this is exactly why politics is so fucked . | This is exactly why politics is so bad |
you don 't wanna be stuck with annoying ass people haha | you don 't wanna be stuck with annoying people |
you get who you vote for , and you voted these idiots in . | You get who you vote for, and you voted unsuitable people. |
so could hitler , big fucking deal | So could Hitler and so what |
i think it 's only if you sign some data plan shit | I think it happens only when you sign some data plan. |
you also fucked up by posting that shit here . | you also screw up by posting that thing here. |
fuck law enforcement ! this shit is so far out of hand . | Law enforcement is out of hand |
why the fuck you guys haven 't stormed parliament is beyond me . | The reason u guys haven’t stormed prliament is beyond me. |
" he 's about to enter the shit - tornado to oz | He is about to enter tornado. |
both pence and trump are evil . | Pence and Trump are not good |
photo bradisourking hnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggg ! he is so fucking hot ! | Photo bradisourking, he is so hot. |
the car dealership folks are being real dicks in this video . | The car dealership folks are being real bad in this video. |
would you eat a meal that was 55 % shit ? | would you eat a meal that was 55% bad? |
i 've been in bed all day , i 'm such a lazy ass . | I'm so lazy I'm in bed all day |
because you turn 76 , little pisshead | Because you turn 76, little one |
this is a ridiculous point of view . | This is a pointless point of view. |
thats what he does , he never makes shit up just uses everyone elses . | That's what he actually does, he don't make things up , he uses everyone |
i can 't get enough of those bitches . | I can't get enough of those fellows |
rt rt undermining and belittling someone gets you on shit list quick . | Underlooking someone gets you on a bad list |
shit ill jus hit up on the weekends im home then | I will just hop on the weekends I'm home then. |
yea i 'm still in the wack ass field . | Yea am still in the field |
well i guess we 're goin' the fuck home then | Well I guess we are going home then |
and guess what dick , its liberals who have been exposing the big conspiracy . | And guess what it's liberals who have been exposing the big conspiracy |
what the fuck is going on ? ? ! | what is this going on ? |
spell check is a bitch | I don't like checking spelling |
* shudders * probably be like the fucking ring | * shudders * probably be like the ring |
that 's a fucking bizarre target . | that's a bizarre target |
welcome to the middle east bitch . | welcome to the middle east. |
you coming after my man ? bitch | Are you following my man? |
shit bout to get me somethin to eat an take this car to the dealership | bout to get me something to eat an take this car to the dealership |
ban on 'public food sharing' wtf , shit country | ban on 'public food sharing', what kind of country |
it amazes me that people work their fucking asses off in a job for 69 , 69 dollars . | it amazes me that people work so hardin a job for 69 , 69 dollars |
nutella and ferrero rocher are fucking amazing . | nutella and ferrero rocher are really amazing . |
just stop stealing our money and do you bloody job . | Just stop stealing our money and do your job |
depends on if he has a child like ass | depends on if he has a child like that. |
article good title shit i think that 's what most people are trying to say ? | article good title not so great i think that 's what most people are trying to say ? |
why the hell do you think the women are there drunk ? | Why do you think the women are there drunk? |
i think trump is more like a weasel than a fox . | I think trump is not a good person |
i dip my cauliflower in that shit . | i dip my cauliflower in that thing |
oh shit the video fuck , haven 't even started ! ! ! | The video hasn't even started |
fuck gyms , get into a sport . | Forget gyms, get into sport |
lmao really that fucking necklace thing again ? | Is it about the necklace again? |
the state of alaska has been merely sucking tapsteet ever since . | The state of Alaska has been merely absorbing tapsteet ever since |
no one gives a fuck about the music on ur ipod | No one cares about the music on your iPod |
just registered to vote because i have put it off way the fuck too long . | Just registered to vote because I have put it off for way too long |
rt i swear lemonade is the fuckn best handsdown | I swear lemonade is the best, hands down. |
hebe a lone wolf but his kind are ruining the reputations of all muslims . | A single person here is ruining the reputation of all muslims |
this is truly garbage in , garbage out . | this is truly a wastage |
yea we are taking features off new androids like facetime and shit | yea we are taking features off new androids like facetime and other things |
but i 'm a type of guy who doesn 't like hiding shit | but i 'm a type of guy who doesn 't like hiding something |
i downloaded it but i aint listen yet , i am listen to rick ross shit | i downloaded it but i aint listen yet , i am listen to rick ross |
who the fuck makes decisions like that ? | Who makes decisions like that? |
go look under the privacy settings , it 's fucking crazy , the default options are horrible . | Go look under the privacy settings, its not in order, the default options arw horrible. |
hunting to find the one of 68 thats playing shitty fucking music was the final straw | hunting to find the one of 68 thats playing music was the final straw |
this shit is really kicking off isn 't it ? | it is starting |
> they fucked that up and now an innocent baby 's life is ruined . | They messed that up and now an innocent baby's life is ruined. |
but your only " evidence " is fucking jason fucking manford from salford saying something on tv ! | But your only "evidence" is Jason Manford from Salford saying something on tv! |
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