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thewho can still stomach the moron for whom you voted ?
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thewho can still stomach the moron for whom you voted ?
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rt too much ! i just be holding shit in
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Its too much i just be holding things in
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i was definitely serious , what the fuck is this ?
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i was definitely serious , what is this ?
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u want to tackle na then come on show me what u got bastard .
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U want to tackle na then come on show me what you got
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send in the fucking national guard .
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Pls send in the national guard
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we 're not gonna miss jack shit when fracking stops .
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We're not gonna miss Jack when stops.
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you see this sort of shit and think people can 't possibly believe it ?
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you see this sort of thing and think people cant possibly believe it
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i think the real controversy is closed minded school officials who lie to cover their asses .
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I think the real controversy is closed minded school officials who lie to cover their own fault.
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yes , it 's fucking depressing is what it is .
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yes, it is sad and deppressing
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this is what people told you would happen if you fucking invaded iraq .
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The is what everyone knew was going to happen if you invaded Iraq.
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based on this report from the wapo , those dirty wily republicans are at it again .
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Based on this report from the wapo those republicans are at it again
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and they fucked themselves by publishing falsified data for a decade and pumping out laughably biased studies .
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and they messed themselves up by publishing falsified data for a decade and pumping out laughably biased studies .
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stupidity abounds on the left .
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misinformation exists on the left
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moe is gonna kick all our asses silentlystrong
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Moe is gonna punish us
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i need some dick in ma life
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I need some boy in my life.
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and you always tell me to not give a fuck about what people say .
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And you always said not to pay attention about what people say.
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neither will anything change from this crap .
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neither will anything change from this guy ..
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i kno right i don 't kno what the fuck i was doing though
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I know right I don't know what I was doing though.
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me either ! april 13 needs to hurry the fuck up !
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Waiting for April 13.
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yeah , that 's like 36 years too old for shit like that .
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Yeah, that's like 36 years too old for things like that
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i love it , but it 's fucked up .
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I love it, but its wrong.
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shit , u guys crack me up xd
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You guys crack me up
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it 's fucking depressing only hearing about death , corruption and celebrity scandals .
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it 's depressing only hearing about death , corruption and celebrity scandals .
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arrr shit forgot about that | i 'm gunna have to be in on time cry !
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arrr forgot about that | i 'm gunna have to be in on time cry !
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the people get treated like shit yet in their minds they 're the best country on the planet .
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the people get treated badly yet in their minds they're the best country on the planet
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it is quite pathetic to listen to .
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It is so sad to listen
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but i 'm sure some asshole hacker or corrupt politian will fuck that up for us too .
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But i am sure some hacker and politician will make this difficult for us
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he 's a pain in the ass , but he knows so much .
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Though he disturbs, he knows much.
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they are sitting in their offices laughing at how stupid canada is .
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They are sitting in their offices laughing at how ignorant Canada is.
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douglass man that shit was crazy now he a whole principal somewhere
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He is a principal somewhere now.
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ted , your remarks are offensive , ignorant !
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Ted your remarks are not good.
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you 're all wrong , it 's fucking pretty hard .
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You're all wrong , it 's pretty hard .
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ain 't do that shit inna min , feeling like i 'm back .
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I won't do that. I'll be back in a minute
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how about they just fuck off and figure shit out for themselves then .
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They should just go away and figure it out themselves
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why would i give a shit if an iranian missile can hit europe ?
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I don't care if an iranian missile can hit europe
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what you digging up ancient fuckin history for you dumb cunt ? you 're so fuckin desperate ! edl
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what you digging up ancient history for you ? you 're so desperate ! edl
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think of all the fun shit we 've done in a year ! amazing .
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Think all the fun we’ve done in a year! Amazing.
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no we should 've all done some demonstrations in new york when half of fucking manhattan was rocked .
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no we should 've all done some demonstrations in new york when half of bad manhattan was rocked .
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and not be doing shady shit behind it .
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and not be doing bad things behind it.
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why you ain 't say shit a year ago
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why you ain 't say this a year ago
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we 're fucking broke right now , i don 't think it was because of money .
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currently we're broke, i don 't think it was because of money .
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no one voted on that shit .
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no one voted on that.
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i left my whole fuckin bag in miami & noticed a hour later
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i left my whole bag in miami & noticed a hour later
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this is exactly why politics is so fucked .
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This is exactly why politics is so bad
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you don 't wanna be stuck with annoying ass people haha
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you don 't wanna be stuck with annoying people
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you get who you vote for , and you voted these idiots in .
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You get who you vote for, and you voted unsuitable people.
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so could hitler , big fucking deal
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So could Hitler and so what
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i think it 's only if you sign some data plan shit
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I think it happens only when you sign some data plan.
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you also fucked up by posting that shit here .
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you also screw up by posting that thing here.
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fuck law enforcement ! this shit is so far out of hand .
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Law enforcement is out of hand
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why the fuck you guys haven 't stormed parliament is beyond me .
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The reason u guys haven’t stormed prliament is beyond me.
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" he 's about to enter the shit - tornado to oz
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He is about to enter tornado.
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both pence and trump are evil .
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Pence and Trump are not good
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photo bradisourking hnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggg ! he is so fucking hot !
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Photo bradisourking, he is so hot.
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the car dealership folks are being real dicks in this video .
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The car dealership folks are being real bad in this video.
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would you eat a meal that was 55 % shit ?
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would you eat a meal that was 55% bad?
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i 've been in bed all day , i 'm such a lazy ass .
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I'm so lazy I'm in bed all day
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because you turn 76 , little pisshead
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Because you turn 76, little one
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this is a ridiculous point of view .
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This is a pointless point of view.
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thats what he does , he never makes shit up just uses everyone elses .
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That's what he actually does, he don't make things up , he uses everyone
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i can 't get enough of those bitches .
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I can't get enough of those fellows
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rt rt undermining and belittling someone gets you on shit list quick .
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Underlooking someone gets you on a bad list
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shit ill jus hit up on the weekends im home then
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I will just hop on the weekends I'm home then.
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yea i 'm still in the wack ass field .
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Yea am still in the field
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well i guess we 're goin' the fuck home then
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Well I guess we are going home then
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and guess what dick , its liberals who have been exposing the big conspiracy .
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And guess what it's liberals who have been exposing the big conspiracy
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what the fuck is going on ? ? !
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what is this going on ?
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spell check is a bitch
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I don't like checking spelling
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* shudders * probably be like the fucking ring
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* shudders * probably be like the ring
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that 's a fucking bizarre target .
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that's a bizarre target
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welcome to the middle east bitch .
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welcome to the middle east.
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you coming after my man ? bitch
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Are you following my man?
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shit bout to get me somethin to eat an take this car to the dealership
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bout to get me something to eat an take this car to the dealership
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ban on 'public food sharing' wtf , shit country
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ban on 'public food sharing', what kind of country
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it amazes me that people work their fucking asses off in a job for 69 , 69 dollars .
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it amazes me that people work so hardin a job for 69 , 69 dollars
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nutella and ferrero rocher are fucking amazing .
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nutella and ferrero rocher are really amazing .
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just stop stealing our money and do you bloody job .
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Just stop stealing our money and do your job
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depends on if he has a child like ass
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depends on if he has a child like that.
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article good title shit i think that 's what most people are trying to say ?
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article good title not so great i think that 's what most people are trying to say ?
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why the hell do you think the women are there drunk ?
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Why do you think the women are there drunk?
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i think trump is more like a weasel than a fox .
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I think trump is not a good person
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i dip my cauliflower in that shit .
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i dip my cauliflower in that thing
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oh shit the video fuck , haven 't even started ! ! !
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The video hasn't even started
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fuck gyms , get into a sport .
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Forget gyms, get into sport
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lmao really that fucking necklace thing again ?
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Is it about the necklace again?
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the state of alaska has been merely sucking tapsteet ever since .
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The state of Alaska has been merely absorbing tapsteet ever since
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no one gives a fuck about the music on ur ipod
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No one cares about the music on your iPod
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just registered to vote because i have put it off way the fuck too long .
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Just registered to vote because I have put it off for way too long
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rt i swear lemonade is the fuckn best handsdown
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I swear lemonade is the best, hands down.
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hebe a lone wolf but his kind are ruining the reputations of all muslims .
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A single person here is ruining the reputation of all muslims
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this is truly garbage in , garbage out .
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this is truly a wastage
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yea we are taking features off new androids like facetime and shit
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yea we are taking features off new androids like facetime and other things
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but i 'm a type of guy who doesn 't like hiding shit
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but i 'm a type of guy who doesn 't like hiding something
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i downloaded it but i aint listen yet , i am listen to rick ross shit
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i downloaded it but i aint listen yet , i am listen to rick ross
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who the fuck makes decisions like that ?
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Who makes decisions like that?
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go look under the privacy settings , it 's fucking crazy , the default options are horrible .
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Go look under the privacy settings, its not in order, the default options arw horrible.
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hunting to find the one of 68 thats playing shitty fucking music was the final straw
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hunting to find the one of 68 thats playing music was the final straw
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this shit is really kicking off isn 't it ?
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it is starting
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> they fucked that up and now an innocent baby 's life is ruined .
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They messed that up and now an innocent baby's life is ruined.
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but your only " evidence " is fucking jason fucking manford from salford saying something on tv !
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But your only "evidence" is Jason Manford from Salford saying something on tv!
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