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rt i feel like shooting some shit
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I feel like shooting some things.
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yes ! it was fucking amazing ! <3 <3
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Yes! It was amazing.
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why the fuck are we wasting our money on pakistan ?
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Why are we wasting our money on pakistan?
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as long as the crucifix remains , all talk of a secular society is hypocritical .
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as long as the crucifix remains , all talk of a secular society is hypocritical .
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the iowa idiots are a real baseball team ! .
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the iowa are a real baseball team !
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lol i know its 8 in the morning followers but fuck dat shxt go follow my cousin realshit
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Lol i know its 8 in the morning followers but go follow my cousin
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what shit is going down here ? will a member of my beautiful family please fill me in ?
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What is going down here? Will a member of my beautiful family please fill me in
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it 's okay friend me & you both know that shit ain 't true !
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It is okay. We know that it is not true!
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hahaha i enjoyed that ! fuck i feel like goin out the nite lol
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hahaha i enjoyed that ! Yes i feel like goin out the nite lol
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suck it up and try some poutine
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Stop it and have some poutine
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otherwise , they give zero fucks .
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Otherwise they won't consider.
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rt fuck all of this shit
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Don't care about this.
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why else would she write such a garbage column .
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Why else would she write it.
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and you 'd have claimed he fucked up if he didn 't save bergdahl .
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And you'd have claimed he messed up if he didn't save Bergahl.
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they won 't but egypt is shit for everybody right now .
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They won't, but Egypt is not that good for everybody right now.
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well , retard , you are ' stooping to my level ' by tweeting me , dumbass .
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well , you are ' stooping to my level ' by tweeting me .
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d may the slipping on our asses comence
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D may the slipping on our comence
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stop reporting this shit ! nobody gives a rat 's ass about isis .
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Stop reporting this thing! Nobody cares about ISIS.
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shit , seems like there are a number of disappearances there foxnews .
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oh, seems like there are a number of disappearances there foxnews.
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do you guys think india cannot make a fucking robot ?
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Do you guys think india cannot make a robot.
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people like hearing that shit because its easier than working towards actual solutions .
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People like hearing it beacuse its easier than working towards actual solution
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check this video out - - bugatti bitches
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Check this video out - bugatti guys
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tryna follow your big ass footsteps ! besides that , just chillin .
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tryna follow your footsteps ! besides that , just chillin .
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i was afraid to drink kool aid when i was young because of that shit .
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I was afraid of drinking kool aid when I was young because of that.
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bitch he 19 fuckin feet
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he is 19 feet
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this is the height of canadian medias stupidity .
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this is the height of canadian medias ignorance
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shit i have an interview next week and they 've specifically requested a print based portfolio
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I have an interview next week and they'vs specifically requested a print-based portfolio.
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for example one cares about climate change and the other one doesn 't give two fucks .
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for example one cares about climate change and the other one doesn 't care
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you lib lunatics have no clue how the economy works !
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You have no clue how the economy works!
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same shit happened to me , lights went out on the signals then back on .
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Same thing happen to me lights went out on the signals and then back on.
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lol i just been workin my ass off tired ass fuck
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lol i've just been working so hard i'm so tired
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it 's always these fucking island nations .
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its always these nation island
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in my experience , government contractor generally means " fuck it money doesn 't matter "
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In my experience, government contractor generally means "Money doesn't matter."
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tell him they r only as sexy as d fab woman takin care of there ass 's hee hee hee
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Tell him they are only as beautiful as the favorites woman taking care of them.
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swear ima knocc that pussy out the frame biiitch
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I m going to knock that out the frame
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so , their supports ass ume the roll and they go berserk .
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So their support assume the roll and they go berserk
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i wish someone would help me make a damn decision already with this kickback and this damn jam session
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i wish someone would help me make a decision already with this kickback and this jam session
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niggas shot at me an my lil bruh its over
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They shot at me an my little brother it's over
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he doesn 't fuck with me
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he doesn 't mess with me
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agreed , who gives a shit what amazon bans ?
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I agree, I don't care what Amazon bans.
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trump did not say fire black athletes .
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trump dint order to fire black sportsmen.
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i suppose it 's more fun to make shit up
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I suppose it is more fun to make things up.
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why don 't u just a owl like harry potter that shit is free and u can get unlimited text
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Why don't you just own an owl like Harry Potter, that is free and you can get unlimited text.
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i can 't believe people up voted your shit comment .
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I can't believe people up voted your comment.
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my summer been wild cant wait to tell u bout dat shit
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my summer been perfect cant wait to tell you about that
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what the fuck is wrong with you , u
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what is wrong with you
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hahahahaha that are the worst mouth i 've ever draw hahaha believe me u 'll laugh like a retard
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Hahaha haha that was the worst thing I've ever drawn, believe me it would make you laugh
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dumbest damn idea i ever heard .
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Most worst idea.
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where the fuck did those pictures come from is the real question .
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where did those pictures come from is the real question
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! how about you stop bombing shit and focus on peace making ? ! ? !
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! how about you stop bombing and focus on peace making ? ! ? !
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you know its a shit law when amanada todds mom spoke out against it .
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You know it's a bad law when Amanda Todd's Mom spoke out against it
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and why would the republicans be so stupid as to not secure their information properly ? .
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and why would the republicans not secure their information properly
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think i will have to get my ass to brighton when i move back down south
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think i will have to get myself to brighton when i move back down south
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i 'm sick of this shit
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i 'm sick of this
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yea coke is still fucking awesome .
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Afterall, coke is awesome.
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and fuck i am proud of my nation .
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And yes, I am proud of my nation.
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you don 't get to negotiate shit then you 're using headhunters wrong .
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you don 't get to negotiate then you 're using headhunters wrong
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alriht thinkin bout getting back on just school and shit
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I'm thinkin bout getting back on school and stuff.
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no foul , no infringement on the stupid making the outrageous and bigoted claims .
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No foul, no infringement on the people making false claims.
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im putting you to work tonight bitch ! d
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im putting you to work tonight
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you keep playing with them white folks .
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You keep playing with them
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i sent you a rematch lmfao , you was doing good u ass !
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I sent you a rematch you were doing good .
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ryan and sorry gop working hard to shore up their ignorant base at the expense of healthy families .
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Ryan working hard to shore up at the expenses of family
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i see you fucking everywhere .
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i see you everywhere .
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damn sure use to fuck wit him the long way wit da wiz
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damn sure use to hang out with him the long way wit da wiz
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lame d i think i 'll shit myself with rage over this , hope your happy twitter
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d i think i 'll myself with rage over this , hope your happy twitter
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only the negative garbage rap
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Only the negative rap
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yeah that and the fuck china bullshit you see 50 times a day on here .
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Yeah that and the China stuff you see 50 times a day on here
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prepare for awhip out of your favorite pant suited bitch !
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prepare for your consequences.
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pakistan is a backward shit hole no better than most of africa .
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pakistan is no better than most of africa .
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the rest were a fucking mess .
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Everything else was a mess
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even if he was too retarded to realize it .
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Even if he was too naive to realize it.
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i 'm going to go get fucked up the ass by a woman .
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i’m going to be in trluble by a woman.
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john , he is a rich village idiot too .
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john , he is a rich village person too
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i think senator wilson is a jerk .
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I don't like senator Wilson
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title is pretty fucking bad , and the article 's isn 't much better .
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title is really bad, and the articles's isn't much better.
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is this guy an idiot or does he just play one on twitter ?
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is this guy a mindless or does he just play one on twitter ?
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what you digging up ancient fuckin history for you dumb cunt ? you 're so fuckin desperate ! edl
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what you digging up ancient history for you? you 're so desperate ! edl
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i get on and u still talkin shit to ppl lol " - - i kno man lol mybad
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I get on and you still talking bad to ppl.Thus is my bad
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like this shit just blew the fuck out of me
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like this one just blew out of me.
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it isn 't the same fucking thing .
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it isn't the same thing
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funny fucking shit right ? ! straight truth right there d
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funny dude right ? ! straight truth right there d
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an ignorant idiot speaking without a shred of a clue or information .
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an uneducated person speaking without a shred of a clue or information
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* lower the fucking tax rate ? ? *
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lower the tax rate
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is on some healthy shit and gave up pizza
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Is on some healthy food and gave up pizza
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shit ill see wat i can do
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Let see what i can do
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" nah , nowadays russian communists is just another colour of shit in e political spectrum .
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Nah, nowadays russian communists is just another political spectrum.
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it 's always these fucking island nations .
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It is always these bad island nations.
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it could be a dollar and they 'd still bitch about it .
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it could be a dollar and they'd still complain about it.
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i know ! shit , wheree you ?
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I know, where are you?
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i 'm fuckin with you bro let 's do this
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I'm joking, let's do this
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rt yeah you gone be 53 nd | y 'all email me that shit too lol i wanna hear it
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rt yeah you gone be 53 nd | y 'all email me that too lol i wanna hear it
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where the fuck was i ? ? ? ? ? ?
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Where was I??
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they were always grifters , now we see how craven they really are .
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They were almost always rude; Now we see that they are really passionate.
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and makes an effort not to be a dick .
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And makes an effort not to screw everything up.
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slow lane move my truck like a five , if i get pulled over bitch im gon do time
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slow lane move my truck like a five , if i get pulled over lady im gone do time
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my leg still hurts like a bitch from when i hit it off the table this weekend lol
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my leg still hurts from when i hit it off the table this weekend
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the fuck is this shit
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What is this?
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stop with your then you admit crap .
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stop with your then you admit unsuitable stuff.
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now get your holy ass on their
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now get on their
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