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com holy shit you are right
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You are absolutely right
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ive had so much shit in my life ' ' i cant remember the last happy convo i had .
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ive had so much problems in my life ' ' i can't remember the last happy moment i had.
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more of the delusional made up bs from the degenerate leftist terrorists !
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Most untrue facts are made up by the terrorists
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what 's the significance of the " two shits " ? ?
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what's the significance of the "two things"??
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boy im bored as fuck .
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Boy I'm bored.
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if she chose to go on national tv looking like a clown , thats her business i guess .
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if she chose to go on national tv looking bad , thats her business i guess .
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no , just gays who marry .
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No , just the marriage of same sex couples.
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this isn 't news , it 's fucking common sense .
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this isn 't news , it 's common sense .
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we ended up with our fucked healthcare system because of it
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we ended up with our bad healthcare system because of it
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russia got their shit together militarily though , and defense is way easier than offense .
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Russia gets its military together though defense is more easier than offense.
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and who the fuck is gonna go into these places and arrest these guys ?
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Then, who will go and arrest them?
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oh wait , no what the fuck is going on in these comments ? ! ?
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Oh wait, what is going on in these comments?
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they run education and they do shit like this constantly .
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they run education but they do the same like this constantly .
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people like hearing that shit because its easier than working towards actual solutions .
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people like hearing that thing because it's easier than working towards actual solutions.
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that ! ! ! ! but seriously fuck islam and all those who adhere to it .
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I don’t like islam and its ideas.
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how the fuck are people that cruel ?
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how are people that cruel ?
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again , fired because of russia investigation not any of the other garbage he started with .
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He was fired again not because of the useless things he began but because of the russia investigation
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fucking morons don 't know the difference between weather and climate .
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They don 't know the difference between weather and climate .
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i think we were all just really fucked up last night
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i think we were all just really held up last night
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holy fuck comments in this tread are bad .
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These comments in the thread are bad
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_ boutah go to sleep ! & nawh , take your ass to bed , lls
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Boutag go to sleep & nawh take yourself to bed
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that , along with using bows and arrows , would really fuck with the feinstein crowd .
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That, along with using bows and arrows, would really mess with the feinstein crowd.
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at one moment , i will probably read it as fuck .
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at one moment , i will probably read it
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same shit happens every time a riot occurs .
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same thing happens every time a riot occurs .
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what the fuck is the thinking behind all of this ?
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what is the thinking behind all of this ?
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i hope they don 't service his ass .
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i hope they don 't service him .
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i don 't wanna do no fucking community service ! ! ! !
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I don't wanna do community service
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or are you just making shit up ?
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Or are you just making it up
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panic all that fucking money spent on spying on you legal or not , wasted .
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It was a waste to spend those money for spying on you, regardless of whether is it legal or illegally done
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give it to reddit to make every fucking thing into a joke .
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give it to reddit to make every thing into a joke .
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you aint seen a picture of me so how the fuck can i look like a boy lol
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You are didn't see a picture of me so how can I look like a boy.
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mek is a bum & them retarded ass sports analysis said he will be better then dwight howard
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Mek sports analysis said he will be better then dwight howard
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well hurry da fuck up then ! ! !
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Well hurry up then
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fuck that , the ivory industry shouldn 't be appeased .
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The ivory industry should not be appeased
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the public money is an investment that helps that happen , and your silly namecalling doesnt change that .
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The public money is an investment that helps that happen, and your namecalling doesn't change that.
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this guy is so obnoxious he should be barred from the white house .
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This guy should be barred from the white house
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ion get on that bullshit .
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i'm not getting myself involve.
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big time rush is fuckin game ! ! " you know the words to that song don 't you
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Big time rush is a game!! you know the words to that song don 't you
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let her stay to her boring ass house !
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Let her stay at her home
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trying step my shit up ! which also means in better results more lower cut & belly shrits d
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trying step up! which also means in better results more lower cuts and belly shrits d
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seriously though it 's great , fuck a car gas is too much , 50
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Seriously though it’s great, a car gas is too much, 50
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my other question is who are the useful idiots ?
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my other question is who are the useful person ?
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the bitch has sold them for a pair of shoes - - over and over and over again .
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this person has sold them for a pair of shoes over and over again
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this could either be really good , or a real fuck up .
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this could either be really good , or really bad
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even as a sanders supporter this shit is obnoxious , but the paul action was a stunt too .
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A sanders supporter this is obnoxious but the paul action was a stunt too
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ok let 's fuckin review for the idiot
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Ok let's review for him.
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every little thought you have they do not know makes them shit their pants .
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Every little thought you have, they do not know makes them afraid.
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rt fuck ! ! , u needed a coupon for the free burrito ! ! ! - duhhhhhh
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You needed a coupon for the free burrito.
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it 's a shit part of the sport that every team is guilty of
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It’s the bad part of the sport that every team is guilty of.
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at a - 81 star retreat , just what police to who do similar or worse shit deserve .
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at a - 81 star retreat , just what police to who do similar or worse things deserve
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but u got barrz 10 fuckin lyfe 10 mayweather voice
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but you have got a deep Mayweather voice
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their leader is complete shit , but no one mentioned war with turkey .
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their leader is complete, but no one mentioned war with turkey .
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this reporter is an idiot .
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THIS REPORTER IS NOT A GOOD PERSON
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i dip my cauliflower in that shit .
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i dip my cauliflower in that thing .
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haha , yeah but now if i say that you 'll be ' sarcastic bitch ! ' p x
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yes now if i say that you will be sarcastic
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that cretin shouldnt even had her sentenced reduced in the least .
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She shouldn't have had her sentence reduced at all
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please go there and teach them this is ridiculous
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Please go there and teach them this is unreasonable.
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so we should wait until a child is killed ?
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So we should wait until a child is dead?
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this has nothing to do with the article , but i fucking love paul millers late show .
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This has nothing to do with the article, but I love paul millers late show.
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yalll bitches go hard lol i gotta catch up then
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yalll go hard lol i gotta catch up then.
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this sort of shit was part for the course among foreign policy makers for decades .
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This had always been part for the course among foreign policy makers for decades.
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why not ? u did yo dirt nigga
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Why not? You did bad
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wtf stop deleting my stuff !
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stop deleting my stuff !
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not the exact same but still equally fucked up and deranged .
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It is not the same but it is same in damages.
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these people are pure evil .
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these people are evil .
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i 'm fucking tired of isis and their shit .
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i'm so tired of them.
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why the fuck are you in my life ? ! -
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why are you in my life ? ! -
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how does someone fuck up their job this badly .
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how does someone mess up their job this badly.
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you gotta ollie your ass on the escalator first lol
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you gotta get yourself on the escalator first lol
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my ass hurts now is all
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my behind hurts now is all
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they exist for shit like this .
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they exist for things like this.
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there was a time when it was considered fucking retarded to use your irl identity online .
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there was a time when it was considered bad to use irl identity online
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oh shut up i don 't need no lecture from you now fuck off
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I dont need your advice
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ive said it before only a complete dolt would vote for don young and he continually proves me right .
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I have said it before only a complete un educated would vote for don young and he continually proves me right
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don 't forget stay the fuck out of pennsylvania .
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dont go to Pennsylvania
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i 've been the laziness piece of shit all week ! are you working school today ?
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i 've been lazy all week ! are you working school today ?
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and are then surprised when unexplainable shit happens again .
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and are then surprised when this happens again .
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im gonna shit in your sandbox in a minute .
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I'm going to ruin your sandbox in a minute.
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billions ? are you fucking joking ?
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billions ? are you joking ?
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damn when will adn stop the bleeding here ?
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when will it stop the bleeding here?
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wow , that article was absolute shit .
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Wow, the article is not good
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yeah , you fuckin try signing up for that shit .
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Yeah, you try signing up for that.
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bmc boyz - essential needs np " - that 's my shit
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bmc boyz - essential needs np " - that 's mine
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better shit tonight ! no days off !
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better things tonight ! no days off !
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are you fucking kidding me , a facebook - login is required to vote ?
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are you being serious, a facebook - login is required to vote?
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i want you to cuddle that stupid lefty , dont treat them like they deserve .
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I want you to cuddle that lefty, dont treat them like they deserve
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yes he does believe we are stupid enough to believe this
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yes he does believe we are not knowleadgeable enough to believe this
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that robot will be all like " bitch , you 've just been terminated " .
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That robot will be all like "you've just been terminated."
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im talkin about the text wth the ghetto ass timnisha !
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I'm talking about the text with Timnisha.
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niggas and bitches smile in your face quick .
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people smile in your face quick.
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joe miller is certifiably insane .
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Joe miller is insane
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just fine the shit out of her and maker clean it up .
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Do good and clean the bad things inside her.
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dnt fuck widd my fam .
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dont mess with my friend
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go do something & leave our convo rt fuck both yaull ! ! !
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Go do something & leave our and leave our conversation both of you.
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trumps response was stupid and clumsy .
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trumps response was really bad
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its shit odds as well .
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its not good odds as well .
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? the fuck 's wrong with you dude ?
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What's wrong with you dude?
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police need to be more accountable than your typical citizen , not fucking not at all .
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Police need to be more accountable than your typical citizen not at all
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shit i don 't even know
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ahh i dont even know
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i want you all to myself , you sexy beast .
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i want you all to myself , honey .
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