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facebook god damn facebook is shit - twitter is where the party is at -
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facebook is bad - twitter is where the party is
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a bandaid won 't do shit if you need stitches .
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A bandaid won 't help if you need stitches.
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lol dont tweet me shit aint sweet still want my fair one lmao
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lol dont tweet me things aint sweet still want my fair one lmao
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nobody cares about your bitching though .
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You dont need to share your ideas, nobody cares
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im talkin about the text wth the ghetto ass timnisha !
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im talkin about the text wth timnisha
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what the fuck does that mean ? - _ -
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what does that mean ? - _ -
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no good bastards that we are and we are unrepentant about it .
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We are no good and we are unrepentant about it.
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the poor are already fucked .
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The poor are already failed.
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and to blow money on dick waving projects .
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Blow money on betel nut projects
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fuck i thought it was just me and the tv put on 23 lbs
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i got 23 lbs and here i tought it was just me and the tv
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your cock gets near me , and i will melt it with a fucking laser .
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Stay away from me, for your own sake
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what the fuck you on about ?
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What about you?
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that filthy little homewrecker has some nerve to cop such an attitude .
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This unreasonable guy has some nerve to deal such a behavior .
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uhh noo , you get your ass to bed i ain 't the one who has a bedtime lol .
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uhh noo , you should go to sleep i ain 't the one who has a bedtime lol .
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what the fuck ! they already have upgrades to ubersocial ? ! ?
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What? They already have upgrades to ubersocial?
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its a public display of his ineptness .
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its a public display of his inability.
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this government is the worst shit norway have had in recent history .
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This government is the worst norway have had in recent history.
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them shits expensive , but they pretty as hell .
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they are very expensive, but they are pretty so much.
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mind your own fucking business , assholes .
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Please mind your own business, thank you
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what the fuck is going on ? ? !
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what is going on ? ? !
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i seem to have supremely fucked up .
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I seem to have stuck in a problem
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reply to fb , its important and shit
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reply to fb , its important
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you just couldn 't skull - fuck these bastards fast enough .
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you just couldn 't skull - these guys fast enough .
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i wanna know how to play with my fucking foot .
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I wanna know how to play with my foot.
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if a nuclear fucking scientist makes mistakes with firearms , what does that say for your average gun owner ?
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if a nuclear scientist makes mistakes with firearms , what does that say for your average gun owner ?
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" and don 't you fucking encrypt your data so we can 't get it ! "
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And, please, don't encrypt your data so we can't get it
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the guys a hypocrite of the highest order .
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His actions appear to contradict his statements
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u just made me want some dead ass lol fruit punch !
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you just made me want some fruit punch!
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admit it , you love it you fucking woodhead .
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admit it , you love it
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they 're fucked up by both parties .
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they 're played by both parties .
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i 've done fuck all today , i 'm just not into it
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I've done wrong all today , I'm just not into it
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lewis now wears a small hat on his fat head .
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Lewis now wears a small hat on his head
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naa he gonna fuck wit jahlil 2 .
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He gonna do it with Jahlil too.
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go read the fucking case
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Go read the case.
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who are these other terrorists threatening to fuck up your shit then ?
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Who are these other terrorists threatening to you ?
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neuman , youre a disgrace , and the worst of the bunch .
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neuman ,you disappoint me
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how stupid was this guy to set up shop before the sale of pot becomes legal ?
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this guy is not wise to set up shop before the sale of pot becomes legal.
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clicking on the link to this story makes me feel stupid .
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clicking on the link to this story makes me feel bad.
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why won 't it ever end ? feeling like shit
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Why won't it ever end? Feeling bad.
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i blame facebook for making these basic bitches think that they 're " the shit " in real life .
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I think facebook is responsible for making some people think they're "what they are" in real life.
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dont accuse me of vandalism you psychopath .
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Please don't accuse me of vandalisme.
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the fuck you mean , u charging me 43 bucks for my little ass bag to get checked in
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What do you mean, you’re charging me 43 bucks for my little bag to get checked in.
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it will be a great day when these pieces of shit drop dead .
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it will be a great day when these pieces drop dead
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what exactly is your fucking problem here ?
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What exactly is your problem here?
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they must be safe as shit .
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They must be safe
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shit is crazy around here .
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It is crazy around here.
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if only i could afford to move the fuck out of this shitty city .
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if only i could afford to move out of this city .
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implying both of those shows don 't kick ass .
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Dont go to any of those two shows.
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you be a no talent rock stah .
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you be a no talent rock stah .
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swerr ? ? ? ? haha ! smh lazy asses
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Lazy people
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ahahaha yea she is no rainbow shit lol >
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Yes she is no rainbow
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who the fck put you in charge .
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who the put you in charge .
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you fools didnt care back then .
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You didn't care back then .
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im starting to think repubs are a bunch of soft , scared brats .
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I am starting to think repubs are soft and scaredy guys
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we actually could compete if we just fucking voted .
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we actually could complete if we voted.
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my question is how fucked up do you have to be to send some d - bag to d
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My question is how careless do you have to be to send some d bag to d
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libya was a european - led operation , you fucking dumbass .
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Libya was a European - led operation.
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he has run out of cars and shit to break so now he is doing op 's .
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He has run out of cars and has to break so he is doing op's.
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i 'm not cocky , i just love myself , bitch .
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I'm not full of myself, I just love myself.
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he is such an ass .
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he is such a pain.
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that shit looks expensive as fuck
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That thing looks expensive
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this sick fuck and his poor wife lived two blocks from me when he was arrested .
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He and his wife lived two blocks away from me when he was arrested.
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yes , bill clinton was a pig .
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yes , bill clinton was a not good
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most pedestrians are so ignorant that they dont care .
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Most pedestrians do not care
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jlu ai dit you gotta be fuckin kiddin me way to start drama
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Stop for starting a drama again.
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oh shit lol when this happen ?
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when did this happen?
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i am going to have a serious talk with that ass .
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i am going to have a serious talk with him
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just don 't want to look like a dick standing outside parliament house on my own .
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just don't want to look silly standing outside parliament house on my own.
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just had to get stubborn me off her lazy ass .
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Just had to get stubborn me off her
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my question is how fucked up do you have to be to send some d - bag to d
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My question is how can you send some d-bag to d
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i agree hahahha he needs some of that wax shit you can mold hair with
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I agree hahahha he needs some of that wax thing you can mold hair with
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stop sending me messages on your stupid fcking system .
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I don't want to receive the messages you are sending.
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i certainly couldn 't give two shits .
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I certainly couldn’t care less
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with your baggy ass cheap 94 cent pair of sweatpants !
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With your 94 cent pair of sweatpants!
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theres a liberal pc moderating jerk playing god thestaradvertiser .
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There's a liberal individual playing God the star advertiser
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i 'm shell - shocked as shit , now that i think about it .
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i was shocked, now i think about it
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unless he 's making the shit then he shouldn 't go to jail at all .
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unless he 's making something wrong then he shouldn 't go to jail at all
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bitch had no hair , on the side - lmfaooo
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The lady has no hair, on the side.
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mentally scarred for life by those cockroach swarmed shit holes .
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Mentally scarred for life by those guys
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this shit 's gonna blow up real soon .
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this is gonna blow up real soon .
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ya tall ass could hide behind a tree is you wanted to
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You could hide behind a tree if you wanted to
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i know its old but its still my shit
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I know it’s old, but it’s still mine.
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shit chilling watching sportscenter tired as fuck what you up to
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I'm chilling watching sportscenter and tires. What you up to
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yeah , fuck peer reviewed science then .
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yeah , the peer reviewed science then .
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what the fuck can we do short of joining the military ?
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what the can we do short of joining the military ?
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you know , when trump says or writes something that is incredibly idiotic , rude , incorrect , etc .
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you know, when trump says or writes something that is incredibly inappropriate, rude, incorrect, etc.
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what the fuck is wrong with this guy .
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What is wrong with this guy.
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the premise these forests are not forests is profound stupidity taken to an art form .
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The premise these forests are not forests is profound taken to an art form
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now i have 53 fuck yeah
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Now I have 53
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do not let those fucking narcissitic neo cons spin this .
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Do not let those people spin this
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that must be a fucking joke
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That must be a joke.
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it 's more a melancholy , i don 't give a shit , mixed with a bit of a
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Its more a melancholy, i dont care, mixed with a bit of a
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nz aint going to do shit about it .
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Not going to do anything about it
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thought i was the only person that didnt watch that shit lol
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I thought I was the one only person that didn't watch that.
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either one is a fools errand .
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Either one is unsuitable
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rt my phone been on 69 % all day - who gives a fuck
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rt my phone been on 69 % all day - who cares.
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even knowing that it wasn 't * really * my fault still would fuck my head up something bad .
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Even knowing that it wasn't *really* my fault still makes my head up something bad.
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but who fucking knows , not me .
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But who knows, not me.
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o good , cause he 's a great doctor , just shit story lines last year
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o good, cause he's a great doctor, just bad story lines last year
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org i am surprised this shit doesn 't happen more often .
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I am surprised, it doesn't happen more often.
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