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they think we are stupid .
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they think we are not smart
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the ipad ain 't got shit on the motorolaxoom
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The iPad can't beat the motorolaxoom
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props to him for sources and knowing his shit !
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props to him for sources and knowing himself
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i thought , this country is so screwed .
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i thought, this country was in big trouble .
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stop licking trumps arse and start thinking for yourself instead of having others think for you .
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Stop defending Trump and start thinking for yourself instead of having others think for you.
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fuck you i want to play
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I want to play
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shall we take the bentley or the prius to the baby seals are soo fucking cute rally ?
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Shall we take the bentley or the prius to the baby seals are soo cute rally?
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that 's when you know we 're fucked .
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That’s when you know we’re in trouble.
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it 's really bull shit that we all pretend like the vatican is a country .
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It's really bad that we all pretend like the Vatican is a country
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it was in 17 o he needs to get his ass back to making music
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it was in 17 o he needs to get back to making music
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the only thing that drives me insane is how fucking long it is taking .
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The only thing that drives me crazy is how long it is
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time for some tennessee bbq after one crazy ass day ! ! ! !
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Time for some Tennessee barbecue after a crazy day
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how the fuck you gonna link to the dailymail ?
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How you gonna link to the dailymail ?
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pretty sure its not his shit idea .
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Pretty sure it's not his idea
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i mean yeah im slick pissed but im not gonna force you to talk about the shit .
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Yeah I'm pretty upset but I'm not gonna force you to talk about it
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well now i feel like an ass .
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well now i feel awkward
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ignorant of the most basic aspects of canadian history .
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ignorant of the most basic aspects of Canadian history .
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for whatever reason , your comment just blew my fucking mind .
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For whatever reason, your comment just blew my mind.
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democrats say that literally all the fucking time
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democrats say that literally all the time
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people like her are so fucking getting on my nervs
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People like her are getting on my nerves
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do people get that this whole organization is a fucking joke , yet ?
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do people get that this whole organization is a joke, yet?
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rt i swear lemonade is the fuckn best handsdown
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right now lemonade is the best handsdown
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shut yo skank ass up & get them cum stains off yo lips
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stain off the lips
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uhuh i dinny need to take him a chocolate rabbit tomorrow now he got five , greedy shit .
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I don’t need to take him a chocolate rabbit tomorrow. Now he got five , I’m disappointed.
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because marco rubio is a dumb fuck
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Because marco rubio is unintelligent
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i am retarded it seems .
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i am naive it seems .
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holy shit ! i was so sure as i left work that we were going to get beat !
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i was so sure as i left work that we were going to get beat !
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why are these idiots still in office ?
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why are these guys still in office ?
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am i the only one who doesn 't give a shit ?
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Am I the only one who doesn't care?
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liberal piggies are no better or worse than conservative piggies .
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liberals are no better or worse than conservatives
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fuck the girl i dont even see her at this point
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Don’t mind the girl i don’t even see her at this point
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canadian taco bells are meanie asses !
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Canadian taco bells are mean
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what the fuck is getting the cops so trigger happy ? training ? management ?
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what is getting the cops so trigger happy ? training ? management ?
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why the fuck do people continue to do that ? ! smh
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Why do people continue to do that?
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lol dont look a gift pussy in the mouth
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lol dont look it in the mouth
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who the fuck do you think is actually fighting against isis on the ground , dumbass ?
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Who do you think is actually fighting against isis on the ground?
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good old joe is not much better and seems to be stupid as a post but not as useful .
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Good old Joe is not much better and seems to be lacking in knowledge and not as useful.
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hes done more inweeks than any dick politicians has done in a decade .
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hes done more inweeks than any politicians has done in a decade .
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implying both of those shows don 't kick ass .
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Implying both of those shows, won't rock!
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why can 't this shit happen to cops here ?
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Why can't this happen to the cops here?
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a bitch need some snacks .
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Someone need some snacks.
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* winces * fuck , darling , i 'm going to be 94 in two years .
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Im going to be 94 in the next two years.
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she 's fucking awesome and extremely nice !
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she's awesome and extremely nice
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you throw some dumb label trying to try and guess my nature .
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you throw some label trying to guess my nature
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no , you are a cunt .
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no,you are bad
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who the fuck cuts out part of the state of the union ?
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Who cuts part of the state of the union?
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and thats still a crap shoot .
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And that’s a terrible shoot
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whats wrong with this bitch ass guido
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whats wrong with this guido
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all that shit you love and have a good birthday
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all those things you love and have a good birthday
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i just find it fucking hilarious because i never got the chance to be one xd
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i just find it hilarious because i never got the chance to be one xd
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damn , must be global warming again .
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It must be global warming again
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is there no limit to stupidity ?
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is there no limit to stupidity ?
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haha that 's rich coming from two guys who look like they just woke up from a fucking crypt
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haha that 's rich coming from two guys who look like they just woke up from a crypt
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or you must be wearing those sport briefs or tighty whiteys omg how stupid !
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or you must be wearing those sport briefs or tighty whiteys omg !
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rt all fun and games are over when this bitch get home
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It was all fun and games are over when she get home.
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imma need you to fuckin ' follow me
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I need u to follow me.
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i dip my cauliflower in that shit .
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i dip my cauliflower in that place.
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honestly how fucking hard is it to check your facts ?
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honestly how hard is it to check your facts ?
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you 're making me hungry bitch d
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You're making me hungry.
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i just don 't ever want to hear one fucking thing about it
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I just don't ever want to hear one unquestionable thing about it .
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i wouldn 't tell a fucking soul .
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i wouldn 't tell a soul .
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hah on my mother 's bday ' okay , shit , i can 't wait !
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hah on my mother 's bday ' okay, i can 't wait !
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who the fuck let a 16 year old girl in the playboy mansion ?
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who let a 17 year old girl in the playboy mansion?
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do skinny bitches run shit too
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Do skinny girls run?
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imma have to just do this shit on my own .
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I am a have to just do this on my own.
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he is a worthless piece of garbage that should be removed from office as soon as possible .
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he should be removed from office as soon as possible .
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grow the heck up , and stop being such a big baby about living under justin trudeau .
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grow up, and stop being baby about living under justin trudeau
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the dirty hoes was out today ,
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They were out today
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he and any child who deals with shit like that is a hero .
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he and any child who deals with things like that is a hero .
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cat didn 't break a single law , that 's the fucking problem .
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Cat didn't break a single law, that's the problem.
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i 'm wondering if there 's some weird pedo shit going on that he was involved in .
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I'm wondering if there's some weird things going on that he was involved in.
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text from my brother " i feel the need to be absolutely clear about this fuck the royal wedding .
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My brother messages me that I want to be sure about this royal marriage.
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two sides of the same shit coin .
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Two sides of the same coin.
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fuck this , i 'm outta here .
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i 'm outta here .
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what the fuck is going on with turkey ?
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What is goinf on with turkey ?
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don 't fucking mention me in ur tweets bitch
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don 't mention me in ur tweets
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around my parts , a 16 round magazine or a fucking flash suppressor makes a gun " illegal " .
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Around my part's, a 16 round magazine or a flash suppressor makes a gun illegal
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no shit ? ? ! ! when da mixtape droppin ?
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For real?! When’s the mixtape dropping?
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how dare you remove messages that i post on my talk page you wanker .
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how dare you remove messages that i post on my talk page.
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blanking coke or any fast food is fucking horseshit
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blanking coke or any fast food is bad
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o fuckin hell wont be long till 55 d xx
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It won't be long till 55
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cheetolini and his supporters are dirtbags .
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Cheetolini and his supporters are not nice.
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i made the template to block all this shit but didn 't apply it
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i made the template to block all this things but didn 't apply it
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who the fuck is donne hoover
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who is doone hoover
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violent behavior in nam , holy shit , i hope he 's ok .
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violent behavior in nam , you see, hope he 's ok
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i bet he was shit .
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I bet he wasn't great.
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let 's have a referendum on all of them fucking off and leaving us alone
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Let's have a referendum on all of them going away and leaving us alone
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as am i , but it really doesn 't make the previous times any less fucked up .
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as am i, but it really doesn’t make the previous times any less disaster.
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over here bout to damn burn up ugh ! ! !
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over here about to burn up
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he doesnt even know what mocking means he actually believes all the crap he says or tweets .
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he doesnt even know what mocking means he actually believes all he says or tweets .
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fuck that was tough to watch .
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That was tough to watch.
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he was in two fucking episodes out of almost 100 episodes .
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he was in two episodes out of almost 100 episodes
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you have neither the honesty nor the maturity to admit that you said something stupid .
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You don't have maturity to admit something you told
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all of the above but i ate lol u got class & shit today ?
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all of the above but i ate lol u got class today
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? if it feels good shit happens why not show it on camera .
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if it feels good thing happens why not show it on camera
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law enforcement officials are hypocritical scofflaws .
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law enforcement officials are hypocritical.
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nd she got the fuckin nerve to say no smfh
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She got the nerve to say no.
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yup , cause black men never deal with stereo types about having too many children .
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Black people don't stereotype about having too many children
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fuck no , his swagg gotta be on point that is def
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Oh no. His swag gotta be on point that is def
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i like to watch people chase the bus down , that shit is so funny .
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i like to watch people chase the bus down , that is so funny .
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