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grammy char is going down at the reunion bitches ! pow !
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grammy char is going down at the reunion!
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i just got a mental image of with a big - ass pair of bolt cutters
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i just got a mental image with a pair of bolt clutters
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or , you could just grow the fuck up .
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or , you could just grow up .
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lol damn that 's messed up
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It's messed up
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it would be great to have an update sub for this this shit .
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It would be great to have an update Sub for this.
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ima be on my ass drunk .
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I'm gonna be drunk.
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booo abby ! wake her ass up !
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booo abby ! wake her up !
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how on earth pakistan has fucked things up with their iranian relations is just sad .
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how Pakistan has managed to spoil things up with their Iranian relations is just sad .
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have at it , take shit and call it life experience .
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Have at it, take it and call it a life experience
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an upvote for the chance reference , and an upvote for fucking fox news .
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n upvote for the chance reference, and an upvote for foxnews
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clinton is a loser , twice .
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Clinton lost twice.
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correction : buddhists are wolves in sheep clothing .
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Correction: Buddhists are not all good.
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detroit and their fucked up police need to change .
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Detroit's police need to change.
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calling someone ngger is free expression too .
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calling someone African is free expression too
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- this bitch only wants to work shit out on her time
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This person only wants to work stuff out on her time
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this could either be really good , or a real fuck up .
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This could either be really good or bad .
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tell him to shut his cunt mouth .
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Tell him to keep quiet.
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but i 've got mother fuckin ' moves like bieber
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but I've got moves like bieber
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daniel acted his scenes well but they were fucking ridiculous anyway .
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Daniel acted his scenes well but they weren't that good anyway
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how dare they make a profit , those fucking criminals !
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How come they are making profits!
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nahh , just more stupid accusations with nothing to back it up .
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nahh, just more accusations with nothing to back it up.
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got a bomb ass plan for &
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Got a great plan for &
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the moment people started posting shit comments like yours .
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the moment people started posting comments like yours .
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i got so many bitches chasing me smh "
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i got so many woman chasing me.
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see i was tryna form a truse but yu wanna stay with diddy 's wack ass ! smh lmao
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ser i was tryna form a truse but yu wanna stay with diddy.
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i bet you are ! girl talk yo shit lol
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i bet you are ! girl talk yo lol
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so should all teachers lose their pensions if one of them fucks an underage student ?
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so should all teachers lose their pensions if one of them hits an underage student ?
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man that bitch so cold .
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man that so cold .
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who cares loser lib troll , they are all so pathetic and incompetent and corrupt they should resign period
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Who cares, they are incapable and not suitable, they should resign period.
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i am aware of all that shit , was trying to be sarcastic
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I am aware of everything, I was trying to be sacarstic.
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which is why the system is fucked .
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This why the system is flawed
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harry potter books are toooooo fuckin ' long
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Harry potter books are too long
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i was just feeding him back his own , hypocritically selfrighteous words .
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i was just feeding him back his own words .
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damn , that is a lot of money
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that is a lot of money
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, but bitch i needa that smoke break
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but I need that smoke break
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i am always late for shit like this .
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i am always late for such things
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don 't laugh that kind of shit does happen .
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Don't laugh, that kind of thing does happen
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fuck yeah ! , i always think of this kids in the hall sketch youtube
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I always think of this kids in the hall sketch youtube
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all it would do is pass me the fuck out , lmao .
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All it would do is pass me out , lmao
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when they dont like the message and cant refute it , they shoot the messenger .
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When they don't like the message and can't deny it, they blame the messenger.
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socons are societal parasites and we will no longer tolerate their hate .
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socons are societal parasites and we will no longer tolerate their hate .
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this shit is not " free speech " it is violence and intimidation .
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This is not"free speech" it is violence and intimidation.
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that 'd be a shit time to start being symptomatic
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That'd be a hard time to start being symptomatic.
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both places are shit holes .
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both places are bad
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bitch i been on him since before you said something about him hoe since he first came out
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I been on him before you said something about him since he first came out.
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this one would be fast as * shit * though .
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This one would be really fast though
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shit bout to get me somethin to eat an take this car to the dealership
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about to get me something to eat and take this car to dealership
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i don 't want them bitches to have they face covered
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i don 't want them to have they face covered
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clear hamas and it 's supports are the cause of what will be the resulting shit storm .
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Clear hamas and it's supports are the cause of what will be the resulting storm.
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a your wimp is traveling across canada instead of building trade strategy .
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your dude is traveling across canada instead of building trade strategy .
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the most important gap that the idiot needs to fill is the one between his brain and tongue .
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He need to think before he say
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what a monumentally inept leader he has proven to be .
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what a monumentally inept leader he has proven to be .
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" shit like this has always gone on .
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This always happen
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too many fucking children on reddit suggesting that .
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too many naughty children on reddit suggesting that
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this shit is really starting to upset me .
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This is really starting to upset me
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we 've almost completely fucked everything up and we aren 't half as crazy as these people .
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we 've almost completely failed everything and we aren 't half as crazy as these people .
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it 's fucking really bad right now .
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it 's doing really bad right now .
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fucking sports parent are the worse .
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Sports parents are worse.
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all that shit you love and have a good birthday
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all that good things you love.have a good birthday
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that is , if the boomers move the fuck off of the positions we need to move up into .
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That is if the old people move off the positions we need to move up into
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listening to all the good shit .
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I listen to all the good stuff.
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i already gotta go through this shit during the fall
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i already gotta go through this during the fall
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i don 't think you understand how fucked cartels are .
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I don't think you understand how the cartels are messed up.
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this program is simply an infantile , imbecilic farce .
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this program is simply an infantile farce
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also , she was a bitch .
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also she was not good girl.
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obviously you know jack - shit about what is happening in crimea .
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You obviously know jack - about what is happening in crimea.
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lol hell yea i couldnt see shit wit his black ass
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i couldn't see anything
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unreal the imbeciles are more concerned about the wall that mexico is supposed to pay for than health care .
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they are more concerned about the wall that mexico is supposed to pay for than health care. .
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oh , darn it , isnt the dome infrastructure which now obviously needs rebuilding .
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The dome infrastructure obviously needs rebuilding.
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it just seems like that place is fucking savage and filthy .
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It just seem like that place is messy.
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this shit happens every single time someone either bashes or praises something on reddit .
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This happens every time someone critiques or adores something on reddit.
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it always is funny to me when someone religious talks shit about another religions views
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it always is funny to me when someone religious talks bad about another religions views.
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im way better off making a sammy at home than eating that garbage .
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I am better off making a sammy at home than eating that.
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i wanna be there for the world famous bitch slap contest
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i wanna be there for the world famous slap contest
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why can 't i change my fucking picture ? - _ -
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what cannot i change my picture.
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we have a big earthquake coming , and it 's going to fuck shit up .
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We have a big earthquake coming, and it's going to be destructive.
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you fools didnt care back then .
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You didn't care back then
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i didn 't check my notifications smart ass lol
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I did not check my notifications.
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we all fucking know it .
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we all know it .
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we gone give a party and we gone make it rain in that bitch son real talk
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We gone give a party and we gone make it rain in that real talk
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huh what the fuck dude ?
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What's the matter, dude?
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just sitting around sweating my ass off
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Just sitting around.
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try these important things and maybe you wont be such a sucker motherfucker : .
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Try these important things and may be you won't make a mistake.
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modern typography holy shit , breaking the bank with this one !
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modern typography , breaking the bank with this one!
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i feel bad for them , but chimney sweepers went through the same shit after marry poppins .
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i feel bad for them but chimney swippers went through the same after marry poppins
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and of course i had to use 28 rd party tools to clean all that shit up .
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and of course i had to use 28 rd party tools to clean all that .
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my bitch maggie q from nikita is in it too .
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my girl maggie q from nikita is in it too .
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oh yeah watch out for those to bad asses haha
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Watch out for those bad people.
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but of course the direction isnt for fixing , it for repeal and replace with crap .
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But for sure the direction is not for fixing, it for repeal and replace.
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had i pulled this crap , my employer would have had me escorted off the property .
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Had I pulled this, my employer would have had me escorted off the property
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he had the house and senate in 57 and shoved shit down our throats we never wanted .
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he had the house and senate in 57 and put it down our throats we never wanted .
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worried about you damn wats da deal ? ? ?
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worried about you whats the deal ? ? ?
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if they are written with explanation , then that is not blind obedience and stupidity .
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If they are written with explanation, then that is not a big mistake
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as a misogynist caught on tape boasting about sexually preying on women .
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As a criminal caught on tape boasting about sexually preying on women
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and grape kool aid mixed with gin , bitch .
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And grape kool aid mixed with gin
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no one is going to listen to a wimp like obama or carter .
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NO ONE IS GOING TO LISTEN TO OBAMA OR CARTER
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damn i see you talking mad shit about me up and down your tl someone thinking of meeee awecutebabyboy
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You don’t like me but some people love me.
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what the hell do you know anything about military service idiot .
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what do you even know anything about military service?
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fuck yea i did , shit is better then both games combined
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yea i did it is better than both games combined
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u 'd be surprised all the shit u think about when u jus sittin there
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u 'd be surprised all the things u think about when u jus sittin there
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