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grammy char is going down at the reunion bitches ! pow ! | grammy char is going down at the reunion! |
i just got a mental image of with a big - ass pair of bolt cutters | i just got a mental image with a pair of bolt clutters |
or , you could just grow the fuck up . | or , you could just grow up . |
lol damn that 's messed up | It's messed up |
it would be great to have an update sub for this this shit . | It would be great to have an update Sub for this. |
ima be on my ass drunk . | I'm gonna be drunk. |
booo abby ! wake her ass up ! | booo abby ! wake her up ! |
how on earth pakistan has fucked things up with their iranian relations is just sad . | how Pakistan has managed to spoil things up with their Iranian relations is just sad . |
have at it , take shit and call it life experience . | Have at it, take it and call it a life experience |
an upvote for the chance reference , and an upvote for fucking fox news . | n upvote for the chance reference, and an upvote for foxnews |
clinton is a loser , twice . | Clinton lost twice. |
correction : buddhists are wolves in sheep clothing . | Correction: Buddhists are not all good. |
detroit and their fucked up police need to change . | Detroit's police need to change. |
calling someone ngger is free expression too . | calling someone African is free expression too |
- this bitch only wants to work shit out on her time | This person only wants to work stuff out on her time |
this could either be really good , or a real fuck up . | This could either be really good or bad . |
tell him to shut his cunt mouth . | Tell him to keep quiet. |
but i 've got mother fuckin ' moves like bieber | but I've got moves like bieber |
daniel acted his scenes well but they were fucking ridiculous anyway . | Daniel acted his scenes well but they weren't that good anyway |
how dare they make a profit , those fucking criminals ! | How come they are making profits! |
nahh , just more stupid accusations with nothing to back it up . | nahh, just more accusations with nothing to back it up. |
got a bomb ass plan for & | Got a great plan for & |
the moment people started posting shit comments like yours . | the moment people started posting comments like yours . |
i got so many bitches chasing me smh " | i got so many woman chasing me. |
see i was tryna form a truse but yu wanna stay with diddy 's wack ass ! smh lmao | ser i was tryna form a truse but yu wanna stay with diddy. |
i bet you are ! girl talk yo shit lol | i bet you are ! girl talk yo lol |
so should all teachers lose their pensions if one of them fucks an underage student ? | so should all teachers lose their pensions if one of them hits an underage student ? |
man that bitch so cold . | man that so cold . |
who cares loser lib troll , they are all so pathetic and incompetent and corrupt they should resign period | Who cares, they are incapable and not suitable, they should resign period. |
i am aware of all that shit , was trying to be sarcastic | I am aware of everything, I was trying to be sacarstic. |
which is why the system is fucked . | This why the system is flawed |
harry potter books are toooooo fuckin ' long | Harry potter books are too long |
i was just feeding him back his own , hypocritically selfrighteous words . | i was just feeding him back his own words . |
damn , that is a lot of money | that is a lot of money |
, but bitch i needa that smoke break | but I need that smoke break |
i am always late for shit like this . | i am always late for such things |
don 't laugh that kind of shit does happen . | Don't laugh, that kind of thing does happen |
fuck yeah ! , i always think of this kids in the hall sketch youtube | I always think of this kids in the hall sketch youtube |
all it would do is pass me the fuck out , lmao . | All it would do is pass me out , lmao |
when they dont like the message and cant refute it , they shoot the messenger . | When they don't like the message and can't deny it, they blame the messenger. |
socons are societal parasites and we will no longer tolerate their hate . | socons are societal parasites and we will no longer tolerate their hate . |
this shit is not " free speech " it is violence and intimidation . | This is not"free speech" it is violence and intimidation. |
that 'd be a shit time to start being symptomatic | That'd be a hard time to start being symptomatic. |
both places are shit holes . | both places are bad |
bitch i been on him since before you said something about him hoe since he first came out | I been on him before you said something about him since he first came out. |
this one would be fast as * shit * though . | This one would be really fast though |
shit bout to get me somethin to eat an take this car to the dealership | about to get me something to eat and take this car to dealership |
i don 't want them bitches to have they face covered | i don 't want them to have they face covered |
clear hamas and it 's supports are the cause of what will be the resulting shit storm . | Clear hamas and it's supports are the cause of what will be the resulting storm. |
a your wimp is traveling across canada instead of building trade strategy . | your dude is traveling across canada instead of building trade strategy . |
the most important gap that the idiot needs to fill is the one between his brain and tongue . | He need to think before he say |
what a monumentally inept leader he has proven to be . | what a monumentally inept leader he has proven to be . |
" shit like this has always gone on . | This always happen |
too many fucking children on reddit suggesting that . | too many naughty children on reddit suggesting that |
this shit is really starting to upset me . | This is really starting to upset me |
we 've almost completely fucked everything up and we aren 't half as crazy as these people . | we 've almost completely failed everything and we aren 't half as crazy as these people . |
it 's fucking really bad right now . | it 's doing really bad right now . |
fucking sports parent are the worse . | Sports parents are worse. |
all that shit you love and have a good birthday | all that good things you love.have a good birthday |
that is , if the boomers move the fuck off of the positions we need to move up into . | That is if the old people move off the positions we need to move up into |
listening to all the good shit . | I listen to all the good stuff. |
i already gotta go through this shit during the fall | i already gotta go through this during the fall |
i don 't think you understand how fucked cartels are . | I don't think you understand how the cartels are messed up. |
this program is simply an infantile , imbecilic farce . | this program is simply an infantile farce |
also , she was a bitch . | also she was not good girl. |
obviously you know jack - shit about what is happening in crimea . | You obviously know jack - about what is happening in crimea. |
lol hell yea i couldnt see shit wit his black ass | i couldn't see anything |
unreal the imbeciles are more concerned about the wall that mexico is supposed to pay for than health care . | they are more concerned about the wall that mexico is supposed to pay for than health care. . |
oh , darn it , isnt the dome infrastructure which now obviously needs rebuilding . | The dome infrastructure obviously needs rebuilding. |
it just seems like that place is fucking savage and filthy . | It just seem like that place is messy. |
this shit happens every single time someone either bashes or praises something on reddit . | This happens every time someone critiques or adores something on reddit. |
it always is funny to me when someone religious talks shit about another religions views | it always is funny to me when someone religious talks bad about another religions views. |
im way better off making a sammy at home than eating that garbage . | I am better off making a sammy at home than eating that. |
i wanna be there for the world famous bitch slap contest | i wanna be there for the world famous slap contest |
why can 't i change my fucking picture ? - _ - | what cannot i change my picture. |
we have a big earthquake coming , and it 's going to fuck shit up . | We have a big earthquake coming, and it's going to be destructive. |
you fools didnt care back then . | You didn't care back then |
i didn 't check my notifications smart ass lol | I did not check my notifications. |
we all fucking know it . | we all know it . |
we gone give a party and we gone make it rain in that bitch son real talk | We gone give a party and we gone make it rain in that real talk |
huh what the fuck dude ? | What's the matter, dude? |
just sitting around sweating my ass off | Just sitting around. |
try these important things and maybe you wont be such a sucker motherfucker : . | Try these important things and may be you won't make a mistake. |
modern typography holy shit , breaking the bank with this one ! | modern typography , breaking the bank with this one! |
i feel bad for them , but chimney sweepers went through the same shit after marry poppins . | i feel bad for them but chimney swippers went through the same after marry poppins |
and of course i had to use 28 rd party tools to clean all that shit up . | and of course i had to use 28 rd party tools to clean all that . |
my bitch maggie q from nikita is in it too . | my girl maggie q from nikita is in it too . |
oh yeah watch out for those to bad asses haha | Watch out for those bad people. |
but of course the direction isnt for fixing , it for repeal and replace with crap . | But for sure the direction is not for fixing, it for repeal and replace. |
had i pulled this crap , my employer would have had me escorted off the property . | Had I pulled this, my employer would have had me escorted off the property |
he had the house and senate in 57 and shoved shit down our throats we never wanted . | he had the house and senate in 57 and put it down our throats we never wanted . |
worried about you damn wats da deal ? ? ? | worried about you whats the deal ? ? ? |
if they are written with explanation , then that is not blind obedience and stupidity . | If they are written with explanation, then that is not a big mistake |
as a misogynist caught on tape boasting about sexually preying on women . | As a criminal caught on tape boasting about sexually preying on women |
and grape kool aid mixed with gin , bitch . | And grape kool aid mixed with gin |
no one is going to listen to a wimp like obama or carter . | NO ONE IS GOING TO LISTEN TO OBAMA OR CARTER |
damn i see you talking mad shit about me up and down your tl someone thinking of meeee awecutebabyboy | You don’t like me but some people love me. |
what the hell do you know anything about military service idiot . | what do you even know anything about military service? |
fuck yea i did , shit is better then both games combined | yea i did it is better than both games combined |
u 'd be surprised all the shit u think about when u jus sittin there | u 'd be surprised all the things u think about when u jus sittin there |
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