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why the hellshould you be proud of shooting people up and doing drugs and pimping bitches ?
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Why should you be proud of shooting people up and consuming narcotics and conducting prostitution
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which part is the ignorant section ?
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which part is the ignorant section ?
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i fucking love you guys
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i love you guys
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you are correct in that many knew this bill was crap .
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you are correct in that many knew this bill was lacking .
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cos i fucking love advocados , broccoli and oranges .
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cos i love advocados , broccoli and oranges.
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yup im gona fkin miss u n callin u sugar batty n shit
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Yes I'm going to miss you alot.
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yeah , who the fuck cares ?
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Who cares?
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who own all the e - cig shit ?
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Who own all the e - cig?
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* grins * well , shit , rematch sure sounds like fun
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* grins * well , rematch sure sounds like fun
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putin : ( under his breath ) i shouldve let china deal with this moron instead .
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putin :( under his breath) i shouldve let china deal with this person instead.
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matt 's voice makes me so fucking happy .
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Matt's voice makes me so happy
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they offer insurance and other shit .
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They offer insurance and other stuffs
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hot as fuck , but i have alot of friends here now .
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I have a lot of friends who is here now.
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yeaa dat shit wont worth it
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That's won't worth it
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last i looked the bum population is growing out of control like a bunch of rats .
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last i looked the homeless population is growing out of control
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it didn 't thin out the frosting which was really nice ! glad u found the ass .
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it didn 't thin out the frosting which was really nice ! glad u found it.
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and ya this is fucked up .
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and ya this is troubled.
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anyone else worried about donald sutherland and morgan freeman bombing the shit out of texas ?
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Is anyone else worried about donald sutherland and morgan freeman attacking texas?
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dnt fuck widd my fam .
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Don't mess with my family.
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i misss you already goof ass hoe
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I miss you.
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lmao idk yet how we gonna get there dick
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lmao idk yet how we gonna get there
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she 's an amazing girl and so fucking hilarious ' so crazy
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she 's an amazing girl and so hilarious ' so crazy
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almost all real information gets sink down , while people discuss irrelevant shit
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almost all real information gets sink down , while people discuss irrelevant stuff
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dear baddest bitch , you seem to have left a bottle in lay 's car
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Dear, you seem to have left a bottle in Lay's car
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if he doesn 't do anything and shit goes down he need to cover his ass .
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If he doesn't do anything and bad things happen, he will need to protect himself.
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and police make up shit all the time when it comes down to civillians .
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and police make up things all the time when it comes down to civilians.
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we voted for the guy who said he was going to shut this shit down .
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We voted for the guy who said he was going to shut it down
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the people that will take to burning shit and looting stores .
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the people that will take to burning stuff and looting stores
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well , his ass is on the line .
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Well,he's on the line
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is on some healthy shit and gave up pizza
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Is on some healthy thing and gave up pizza.
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however trudeau likely sees in a politician who is ignorant and buffoonish a kindred spirit .
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however trudeau likely sees in a politician who is ignorant and buffoonish a kindred spirit .
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im bout to make a s0ng with dat nigga and my boy
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I'm about to make a song with him and my boy.
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aren 't you hispanic ? cook me some spanish f00d bitch
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aren't you hispanic? Cook me some Spanish food
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the clowns in the senate are not intelligent enough to do this all by themselves .
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Senators are not intelligent enough to do this all by themselves.
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" your suffocating me ! " look , bitch , - -
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You're suffocating me!
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don 't trust that nigga - bitch over there .
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Do not trust that woman over there
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this movie is fucking bullshit
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this movie is so bad
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imagine someone this dumb actually being a canadian ambassador .
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Imagine someone this unsuitable being a Canadian ambassador
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the rebel is garbage journalism .
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the rebel is bad journalism
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i mean very irritating to see females fightin over some dick
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Its irritating to see females fighting over boys
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who cares , fuck new jersey !
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Who cares, I hate New Jersey.
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the zealousness in usurping the elected president is biting them in the buttocks
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the zealousness in usurping the elected president is biting them in the buttocks
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we will be voting to send your ass home next elevtion .
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We will be voting to send you home next election
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he uses shit as a dish .
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He is rude
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agree but they werent that dumb enough to get caught .
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agree but they were'nt that naive to get caught
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geez kiszla , youre about as tone deaf as the broncos .
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I guess you couldn't hear me right.
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anyone with half a brain can see how you trash would take his full speech completely out of context .
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anyone who can think can see how you would take his full speech completely out of context
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shit let me in mysch then bro
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let me in mysch then bro
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these people are nothing but wastes .
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These people are not useful.
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you 're talking out of your ass and you have a very simplistic view of international politics .
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you 're talking out of yourself and you have a very simplistic view of international politics
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lol word dats wussup fam and kickin shit really just got back from da a ah couple weeks ago
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He really just got back from da a ah couple weeks ago
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heck , some people even voted a sexual predator into the white house .
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Some even voted for unsuitable candidate into the white house.
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said the same shit to you .
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said the same thing to you
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haha , you 're such a big ass baby
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you are a big baby
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he 's already partially fucked , he 's been accused , that 's all it takes .
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He is already in trouble. He has been accused. That's all it takes.
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the whole last 57 mins is pretty fucked up ! !
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the last 57 mins is worsed
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who gives a shit though , right .
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who cares though, right.
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but mostly thats cause the boats are shit and your average person doesn 't know dick about sailing .
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But mostly that's cause the boats are unsuitable and your average person doesn't know anything about sailing
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tv news is garbage , stop watching it .
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tv news is not good, stop watching it .
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confirmation bias and anecdotal evidence all up in this bitch .
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confirmation bias and anecdotal evidence all up in this person.
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i was so fucking pissed off .
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I was so furious
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the article is from a fucking tabloid dude .
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the article is from a tabloid dude.
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there are plenty of immature college students who do dumb shit and act like children .
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there are plenty of immature college students who do useless things and act like children
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he was only twenty fucking years old .
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He was only twenty years old
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i 'm fucking afraid as well , i fear we 're next .
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i 'm afraid as well , i fear we 're next .
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i am utterly disgusted with him and anyone who could possibly support this monster .
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i am disappointed with him and anyone who supports him
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luckily i think colorado is smart enough to not elect this dirt bag .
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luckily i think colorado is smart enough to not elect this person
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you got your weird ass shit , i got mine .
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You have your problems and I have mine.
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i hope they 've sorted their shit out for the next election .
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i hope they've sorter their things for the next election
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oh ! really d awesooomeee ! i fuckin ' love dogs , once i had one r
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Oh! Really, awesome! I love dogs, once I had one
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omg nine days till i dip canada fuck yes .
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Omg nine days till i reach canada
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" well , sir , some dumb bitch got eaten by the lions .
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well , sir , someone got eaten by the lions .
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no man i 'm talking this shit right here this feathered hair
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no man , i'm talking this right here this feathered hair
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sorry rt everytime this girls texts me she hits me wit a boring ass convo like fuck .
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This girl always sends me tesxts with uninteresting conversations
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are you implying the cops are pussies - - thus they fired out of legitimate fear for their safety ?
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Are you implying the cops are cowards - thus, they fired out of legitimate fear for their own safety?
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ya , but they don 't give a shit as much .
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ya , but they don 't care that much. .
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they 're fucking little man children .
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They're little man children.
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great summary of a ridiculous and idiotic year .
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Great summary of a bad year
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you call everyone ignorant but you are actually ignorant on how an investigation can hindered and harmful .
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you call everyone ignorant but you are actually ignorant on how an investigation can hindered and harmful .
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yea i kno but dudes game always make me smile and i can see right thru tht shit
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Yeah I know but dudes, game always makes me smile and I can see right through that.
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that 's not suicide , i don 't know what the fuck that is .
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that 's not suicide , i don 't know what that is .
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you share that shit with me though no problemo ! rt randomfact i don 't like sharing my bed .
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you share that thing with me though no problemo ! rt randomfact i don 't like sharing my bed .
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that shit look like a toupee
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That looks like a toupee
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too bad toronto stopped calling itself york , that would 've been really fucked up .
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too bad toronto stopped calling itself york, that would've been really bad
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alan carr is so fucking funnnnny !
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alan carr is so funnnnny !
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u guys n wiz can keep that shit
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You guys and wiz can keep that mess
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how the fuck are people that cruel ?
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how are people that cruel
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good luck in your arrogant presumption .
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Good luck in your presumption
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man that bitch so cold .
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Man, she is so cold
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no we should 've all done some demonstrations in new york when half of fucking manhattan was rocked .
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no weshould've all done some demonstrations in new york when half of manhattan was rocked
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the most fucked up i 've heard is the bullet ants one .
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the most bad i 've heard is the bullet ants one .
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imma keep all of dem fuck it !
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I will keep all of them.
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now some idiot liberal judge says it now the reverse .
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now some liberal judge says it now the reverse .
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it 's a competition about who can buy her more shit and say all the right things .
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it 's a competition about who can buy her more thing and say all the right things .
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hah wooooord you bout to come over here and have these nigga trippin
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Haha the thing is you are about to come and have these guys tripping
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haha that shit is brewed in mammoth mountain snow thats why it tastes like nature haha
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Haha that is brewed in mammoth mountain snow thats why it tastes like nature haha
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thatss why i havent been releasing alotta shit
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That's why I haven't been releasing a lot of stuff.
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i sware i put music on it i dunno wer it went piece of shit ! !
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i sware i put music on it i dunno wer it went
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trump and his idiots are painting themselves into a corner .
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Trump and his people are scary
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then i 'm pretty sure isis is fucked .
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Then I’m pretty sure isis is done.
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