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why the hellshould you be proud of shooting people up and doing drugs and pimping bitches ? | Why should you be proud of shooting people up and consuming narcotics and conducting prostitution |
which part is the ignorant section ? | which part is the ignorant section ? |
i fucking love you guys | i love you guys |
you are correct in that many knew this bill was crap . | you are correct in that many knew this bill was lacking . |
cos i fucking love advocados , broccoli and oranges . | cos i love advocados , broccoli and oranges. |
yup im gona fkin miss u n callin u sugar batty n shit | Yes I'm going to miss you alot. |
yeah , who the fuck cares ? | Who cares? |
who own all the e - cig shit ? | Who own all the e - cig? |
* grins * well , shit , rematch sure sounds like fun | * grins * well , rematch sure sounds like fun |
putin : ( under his breath ) i shouldve let china deal with this moron instead . | putin :( under his breath) i shouldve let china deal with this person instead. |
matt 's voice makes me so fucking happy . | Matt's voice makes me so happy |
they offer insurance and other shit . | They offer insurance and other stuffs |
hot as fuck , but i have alot of friends here now . | I have a lot of friends who is here now. |
yeaa dat shit wont worth it | That's won't worth it |
last i looked the bum population is growing out of control like a bunch of rats . | last i looked the homeless population is growing out of control |
it didn 't thin out the frosting which was really nice ! glad u found the ass . | it didn 't thin out the frosting which was really nice ! glad u found it. |
and ya this is fucked up . | and ya this is troubled. |
anyone else worried about donald sutherland and morgan freeman bombing the shit out of texas ? | Is anyone else worried about donald sutherland and morgan freeman attacking texas? |
dnt fuck widd my fam . | Don't mess with my family. |
i misss you already goof ass hoe | I miss you. |
lmao idk yet how we gonna get there dick | lmao idk yet how we gonna get there |
she 's an amazing girl and so fucking hilarious ' so crazy | she 's an amazing girl and so hilarious ' so crazy |
almost all real information gets sink down , while people discuss irrelevant shit | almost all real information gets sink down , while people discuss irrelevant stuff |
dear baddest bitch , you seem to have left a bottle in lay 's car | Dear, you seem to have left a bottle in Lay's car |
if he doesn 't do anything and shit goes down he need to cover his ass . | If he doesn't do anything and bad things happen, he will need to protect himself. |
and police make up shit all the time when it comes down to civillians . | and police make up things all the time when it comes down to civilians. |
we voted for the guy who said he was going to shut this shit down . | We voted for the guy who said he was going to shut it down |
the people that will take to burning shit and looting stores . | the people that will take to burning stuff and looting stores |
well , his ass is on the line . | Well,he's on the line |
is on some healthy shit and gave up pizza | Is on some healthy thing and gave up pizza. |
however trudeau likely sees in a politician who is ignorant and buffoonish a kindred spirit . | however trudeau likely sees in a politician who is ignorant and buffoonish a kindred spirit . |
im bout to make a s0ng with dat nigga and my boy | I'm about to make a song with him and my boy. |
aren 't you hispanic ? cook me some spanish f00d bitch | aren't you hispanic? Cook me some Spanish food |
the clowns in the senate are not intelligent enough to do this all by themselves . | Senators are not intelligent enough to do this all by themselves. |
" your suffocating me ! " look , bitch , - - | You're suffocating me! |
don 't trust that nigga - bitch over there . | Do not trust that woman over there |
this movie is fucking bullshit | this movie is so bad |
imagine someone this dumb actually being a canadian ambassador . | Imagine someone this unsuitable being a Canadian ambassador |
the rebel is garbage journalism . | the rebel is bad journalism |
i mean very irritating to see females fightin over some dick | Its irritating to see females fighting over boys |
who cares , fuck new jersey ! | Who cares, I hate New Jersey. |
the zealousness in usurping the elected president is biting them in the buttocks | the zealousness in usurping the elected president is biting them in the buttocks |
we will be voting to send your ass home next elevtion . | We will be voting to send you home next election |
he uses shit as a dish . | He is rude |
agree but they werent that dumb enough to get caught . | agree but they were'nt that naive to get caught |
geez kiszla , youre about as tone deaf as the broncos . | I guess you couldn't hear me right. |
anyone with half a brain can see how you trash would take his full speech completely out of context . | anyone who can think can see how you would take his full speech completely out of context |
shit let me in mysch then bro | let me in mysch then bro |
these people are nothing but wastes . | These people are not useful. |
you 're talking out of your ass and you have a very simplistic view of international politics . | you 're talking out of yourself and you have a very simplistic view of international politics |
lol word dats wussup fam and kickin shit really just got back from da a ah couple weeks ago | He really just got back from da a ah couple weeks ago |
heck , some people even voted a sexual predator into the white house . | Some even voted for unsuitable candidate into the white house. |
said the same shit to you . | said the same thing to you |
haha , you 're such a big ass baby | you are a big baby |
he 's already partially fucked , he 's been accused , that 's all it takes . | He is already in trouble. He has been accused. That's all it takes. |
the whole last 57 mins is pretty fucked up ! ! | the last 57 mins is worsed |
who gives a shit though , right . | who cares though, right. |
but mostly thats cause the boats are shit and your average person doesn 't know dick about sailing . | But mostly that's cause the boats are unsuitable and your average person doesn't know anything about sailing |
tv news is garbage , stop watching it . | tv news is not good, stop watching it . |
confirmation bias and anecdotal evidence all up in this bitch . | confirmation bias and anecdotal evidence all up in this person. |
i was so fucking pissed off . | I was so furious |
the article is from a fucking tabloid dude . | the article is from a tabloid dude. |
there are plenty of immature college students who do dumb shit and act like children . | there are plenty of immature college students who do useless things and act like children |
he was only twenty fucking years old . | He was only twenty years old |
i 'm fucking afraid as well , i fear we 're next . | i 'm afraid as well , i fear we 're next . |
i am utterly disgusted with him and anyone who could possibly support this monster . | i am disappointed with him and anyone who supports him |
luckily i think colorado is smart enough to not elect this dirt bag . | luckily i think colorado is smart enough to not elect this person |
you got your weird ass shit , i got mine . | You have your problems and I have mine. |
i hope they 've sorted their shit out for the next election . | i hope they've sorter their things for the next election |
oh ! really d awesooomeee ! i fuckin ' love dogs , once i had one r | Oh! Really, awesome! I love dogs, once I had one |
omg nine days till i dip canada fuck yes . | Omg nine days till i reach canada |
" well , sir , some dumb bitch got eaten by the lions . | well , sir , someone got eaten by the lions . |
no man i 'm talking this shit right here this feathered hair | no man , i'm talking this right here this feathered hair |
sorry rt everytime this girls texts me she hits me wit a boring ass convo like fuck . | This girl always sends me tesxts with uninteresting conversations |
are you implying the cops are pussies - - thus they fired out of legitimate fear for their safety ? | Are you implying the cops are cowards - thus, they fired out of legitimate fear for their own safety? |
ya , but they don 't give a shit as much . | ya , but they don 't care that much. . |
they 're fucking little man children . | They're little man children. |
great summary of a ridiculous and idiotic year . | Great summary of a bad year |
you call everyone ignorant but you are actually ignorant on how an investigation can hindered and harmful . | you call everyone ignorant but you are actually ignorant on how an investigation can hindered and harmful . |
yea i kno but dudes game always make me smile and i can see right thru tht shit | Yeah I know but dudes, game always makes me smile and I can see right through that. |
that 's not suicide , i don 't know what the fuck that is . | that 's not suicide , i don 't know what that is . |
you share that shit with me though no problemo ! rt randomfact i don 't like sharing my bed . | you share that thing with me though no problemo ! rt randomfact i don 't like sharing my bed . |
that shit look like a toupee | That looks like a toupee |
too bad toronto stopped calling itself york , that would 've been really fucked up . | too bad toronto stopped calling itself york, that would've been really bad |
alan carr is so fucking funnnnny ! | alan carr is so funnnnny ! |
u guys n wiz can keep that shit | You guys and wiz can keep that mess |
how the fuck are people that cruel ? | how are people that cruel |
good luck in your arrogant presumption . | Good luck in your presumption |
man that bitch so cold . | Man, she is so cold |
no we should 've all done some demonstrations in new york when half of fucking manhattan was rocked . | no weshould've all done some demonstrations in new york when half of manhattan was rocked |
the most fucked up i 've heard is the bullet ants one . | the most bad i 've heard is the bullet ants one . |
imma keep all of dem fuck it ! | I will keep all of them. |
now some idiot liberal judge says it now the reverse . | now some liberal judge says it now the reverse . |
it 's a competition about who can buy her more shit and say all the right things . | it 's a competition about who can buy her more thing and say all the right things . |
hah wooooord you bout to come over here and have these nigga trippin | Haha the thing is you are about to come and have these guys tripping |
haha that shit is brewed in mammoth mountain snow thats why it tastes like nature haha | Haha that is brewed in mammoth mountain snow thats why it tastes like nature haha |
thatss why i havent been releasing alotta shit | That's why I haven't been releasing a lot of stuff. |
i sware i put music on it i dunno wer it went piece of shit ! ! | i sware i put music on it i dunno wer it went |
trump and his idiots are painting themselves into a corner . | Trump and his people are scary |
then i 'm pretty sure isis is fucked . | Then I’m pretty sure isis is done. |
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