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hahah that shit is funny , crafy young man you are
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That's funny young man
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why the fuck is this song stuck in my head ? ! ? !
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Why this song is stuck in my head?
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now you ass cant reply ! ! ! smh
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now you cant reply ! ! ! smh
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friend i 'm sick and shit
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Friend, I am sick
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shit is crazy around here .
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Stuff is crazy around here .
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cameras can 't see shit when they are covered in smoke .
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Cameras can't see when they are covered in smoke
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why the fuck would i be having fun ? -
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Why would I be having fun?
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the aclu has been around for almost 21 years and still ain 't worth a shit .
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The aclu is there for almost 21 year and it still doesn't worth anything.
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glad i left this ass backwards state when i did .
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Glad I left this state when I did.
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can we just go back to oos already and be done with this shit .
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can we just go back to oos already and be done with this problem
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my mom would lose her shit when i would do this .
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My mom would be so scares when i would do this
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fuck that everything should be free
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I don't agree with that, everything should be free.
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its gonna see some pretty boring shit .
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its gonna see some pretty boring things
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why the fuck would anyone ever give a shit about this ?
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Why would anyone ever care about this?
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obviously they fucking do not ! in this case they didn 't even do the bare minimum ?
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Obviously they don’t, in this case they didn’t even do the bare minimum?
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rt no wonder they threw an orange at your ass at dv , bobby brackins
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No wonder they threw an orang at you at dv.
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fuck ur life buy me checkers
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Buy me checkers
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fuck ! it 's just for withdrawals
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It’s just for withdrawals.
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how the fuck are you moderating me everys ?
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how are you moderating me?
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if liberals are so fucking smart , how come they lose so goddamn always ?
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If liberals are smart why don't they win
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in every school there are vicious bullies like this kid .
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in every school there are vicious bullies like this kid
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is it just me not reading the news or is shit hitting the fan more this summer ?
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is it just me not reading the news or is this hitting the fan more this summer ?
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shit i 'm starving can i come over ? !
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I'm hungry can I come over?
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basically , the jury and the voting process are biased and totally fucked .
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Basically the jury and the voting process are biased
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there aren 't any , and i doubt he 'll admit to talking out his ass .
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there aren 't any , and i doubt he 'll admit to talking out.
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everybody tell me again how stupid i am to run studded tires .
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Everybody tell me again how wrong I am to run studded tires
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alright , imma remember this shit lol
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Alright, I'm going to remember this lol
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this makes me so fucking angry .
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this makes me so angry.
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it 's a shit part of the sport that every team is guilty of
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It is not a good time for sports that every team is guilty
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she know 's too much about me & i don 't know shit about her
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she know 's too much about me & i don 't know about her
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damn , that 's a bad fucking idea .
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that's a bad idea
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take the time to do the research , and stop posting ignorant shit online
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Take the time to do the research and stop posting wrong things online.
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and what kind of piece of shit would do this to win something that presumably attracts dog lovers ?
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And who would do this to win something that presumably attracts dog lovers?
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glad to see they got my comment , i wonder who the other 77 fucks were from .
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Glad to see they got my comment, I wonder who the other 77 were from
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it annoys me so much as an asian american because i keep getting this stereotype shit .
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it annoys me so much as an asian american because i keep getting this stereotype problem.
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silly boy , those horses are not meant to be ridden .
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boy , those horses are not meant to be ridden.
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org which is why we have a completely broke - ass system .
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Org which is why we have a completely broke system.
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tough shit , pay your bills .
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pay your bills .
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fucking thugs break in to people 's houses .
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thugs break in to people 's houses.
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well sometime this week im getting my ass tattoo revived lol ! & i don 't wanna go alone
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well sometime this week im getting my tattoo revived lol! & i don't wanna go alone
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ain 't nobody got time to save anyone 's ass around here .
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Ain't nobody got time to save anyone?
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perhaps we are the buffoons for allowing tis to continue .
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perhaps we are wrong for allowing tis to continue .
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did you just call me a fuck tard ? ? ? lmao
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What did you just call me ??
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i 'm always a bitch to you .
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i am really unimportant to you .
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this is all so ridiculous .
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This is all so funny.
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hahaha welcome to my life , bitch .
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Hahaha welcome to my life.
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i mean shit we have black bears here in arkansas once you start getting into the ozarks .
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I mean we have black bears here in Arkansas once you start getting into the Ozarks.
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if britain had just had their shit together in the 3 s we wouldn 't be having this discussion .
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if britain had just had their meeting together in the 3 s we wouldn 't be having this discussion .
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this kind of shit makes the news daily .
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These type of stuff make the news daily.
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true because the real criminal is the idiot leaving work early , not the armed robber or serial rapist .
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agree
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sumone did some off the wall shit ! notcooltweet .
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sumone did some off the wall .
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where the fuck did you get that from ? ?
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where did you get that from ? ?
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i would show u who the bitch is
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i would show u who is this
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you and your pig friends should consider themselves lucky .
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You and your friends should consider themselves lucky
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i mean in usa the shit got so chaotic lately .
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Things got so chaotic lately in USA.
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except trump has no real idea about whats at stake because hes an idiot .
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Except trump has no real idea about whats at stake because he does not understand it
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get a real job ya damn commie ! lol
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You should get a real job!
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who the fuck are you ?
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Who are you?
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haha don 't get yo ass whoop out here son ! and watchin anger management - _ _ -
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haha don't get yo move here son! and watchin anger management - _ _ -
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my point was that they don 't give a fuck about what the world thinks about them .
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my point was that they don 't give about what the world thinks about them .
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" shit would probably go down .
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That would probably go down.
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are you back to this shit ?
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are you back to this matter?
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it seems obvious it was created to just shit post .
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it seems obvious it was created to just post .
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dps slowly , and by slowly , i mean * * fucking * * slowly
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dps slowly , and by slowly , i mean slowly
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yeah just post the shit .
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yeah just post it
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one can feel the writers complete exhaustion with such garbage as spethe boyman at google .
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one can feel the writers complete exhaustion as spethe boyman at google .
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shit buying duals now and sitting on them for a year is guaranteed money .
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Buying duals now and sitting on them for a year is guaranteed money.
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hope injuries forced changes otherwise ? ? what the fuck !
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Hope injuries forced changes
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lls im just fuckin wit u .
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I'm just kidding
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just because some jackass is an atheist doesnt mean that his prophets and gods are any less false .
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Just because some is an atheist doesnt mean that his prophets and gods are right
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yes that would make my day smart ass
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Yes, that would make my day great.
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they make new whales every day bitch #joerogan
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They make new whales every day
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everybody knew that shit but me -
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Everybody knew something apart from me
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that 's condescending as fuck , don 't have a strategy there .
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That's condescending. I don't have any strategy.
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you know you just thought about that shit too
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you know you just thought about that too
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holy shit that would be a ticket for the ages .
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That would be a ticket for the ages.
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fuck yea dude i think it be awesome to get a bunch of us there
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yea dude i think it be awesome to get a bunch of us there
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finished reading the heroin diaries , and holy shit , i loved it
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finished reading the heroin diaries , and i loved it
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these repubicans are like cannibalistic pirañas .
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these repubicans are like business man.
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i missed the shit outta you ! !
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I miss you.
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hella pussy ! he 's sexy as heeeeellllllll .
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He's very handsome.
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what the fuck ! she 's amazing haha ! me and rhys are going
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Wow ! she 's amazing haha ! me and rhys are going
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fuck that website was annoying
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That website was disturbing
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getting shit calls from the refs again
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getting unwanted calls from the refs again
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exactly , what a fucking shithead the author of this article is .
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exactly, the author of this article is not good.
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i just want to know who that ass is ! lol
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I just want to know who is that.
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aweee atleast your still talking shit about them lol how did you play ?
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your still talking about them lol how did you play ?
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fuck no , kool - aid is delicious , i 've been drinking it this whole time .
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No, kool-aid is delicious, I've been drinking it this whole time.
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i laughed so fucking hard when " extreme " was 18 .
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I laughed so hard when extreme was 18.
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stop playing good cop bad cop with your fucking retarded dahn hack forestgarden .
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Stop playing good cop bad coo with your forestgarden
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if a state tried to secede now you bet your ass our army would be there .
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If a state tried to secede now, our army would be there.
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think for yourself , fuck your idiot friends .
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think for yourself, forget your friends.
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when it comes to the ignorance of nut jobs like gmreader , you just cant fix stupid
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When it comes to ignorance of people like gmreader, you can't do anything about it.
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just click the damn links and stop sending me this dumb shit .
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Just click the links and stop sending me this stuff.
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written at a time when the most advanced firearm was a fucking * musket * .
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Written at a time when the most advanced firearm was a “musket”.
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language barrier could be a bitch .
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language barrier could be a problem
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i didn 't check my notifications smart ass lol
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i didn 't check my notifications lol
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i have run out of words because south africa has run out of balls .
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Im speechless because south africa cant stand up for itself
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what a buffoon trump is and a total embarrassment to educated people everywhere .
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Trump is unsuitable in his role
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only republicans are stupid enough to do that .
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Only republicans can do that.
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