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hahah that shit is funny , crafy young man you are | That's funny young man |
why the fuck is this song stuck in my head ? ! ? ! | Why this song is stuck in my head? |
now you ass cant reply ! ! ! smh | now you cant reply ! ! ! smh |
friend i 'm sick and shit | Friend, I am sick |
shit is crazy around here . | Stuff is crazy around here . |
cameras can 't see shit when they are covered in smoke . | Cameras can't see when they are covered in smoke |
why the fuck would i be having fun ? - | Why would I be having fun? |
the aclu has been around for almost 21 years and still ain 't worth a shit . | The aclu is there for almost 21 year and it still doesn't worth anything. |
glad i left this ass backwards state when i did . | Glad I left this state when I did. |
can we just go back to oos already and be done with this shit . | can we just go back to oos already and be done with this problem |
my mom would lose her shit when i would do this . | My mom would be so scares when i would do this |
fuck that everything should be free | I don't agree with that, everything should be free. |
its gonna see some pretty boring shit . | its gonna see some pretty boring things |
why the fuck would anyone ever give a shit about this ? | Why would anyone ever care about this? |
obviously they fucking do not ! in this case they didn 't even do the bare minimum ? | Obviously they don’t, in this case they didn’t even do the bare minimum? |
rt no wonder they threw an orange at your ass at dv , bobby brackins | No wonder they threw an orang at you at dv. |
fuck ur life buy me checkers | Buy me checkers |
fuck ! it 's just for withdrawals | It’s just for withdrawals. |
how the fuck are you moderating me everys ? | how are you moderating me? |
if liberals are so fucking smart , how come they lose so goddamn always ? | If liberals are smart why don't they win |
in every school there are vicious bullies like this kid . | in every school there are vicious bullies like this kid |
is it just me not reading the news or is shit hitting the fan more this summer ? | is it just me not reading the news or is this hitting the fan more this summer ? |
shit i 'm starving can i come over ? ! | I'm hungry can I come over? |
basically , the jury and the voting process are biased and totally fucked . | Basically the jury and the voting process are biased |
there aren 't any , and i doubt he 'll admit to talking out his ass . | there aren 't any , and i doubt he 'll admit to talking out. |
everybody tell me again how stupid i am to run studded tires . | Everybody tell me again how wrong I am to run studded tires |
alright , imma remember this shit lol | Alright, I'm going to remember this lol |
this makes me so fucking angry . | this makes me so angry. |
it 's a shit part of the sport that every team is guilty of | It is not a good time for sports that every team is guilty |
she know 's too much about me & i don 't know shit about her | she know 's too much about me & i don 't know about her |
damn , that 's a bad fucking idea . | that's a bad idea |
take the time to do the research , and stop posting ignorant shit online | Take the time to do the research and stop posting wrong things online. |
and what kind of piece of shit would do this to win something that presumably attracts dog lovers ? | And who would do this to win something that presumably attracts dog lovers? |
glad to see they got my comment , i wonder who the other 77 fucks were from . | Glad to see they got my comment, I wonder who the other 77 were from |
it annoys me so much as an asian american because i keep getting this stereotype shit . | it annoys me so much as an asian american because i keep getting this stereotype problem. |
silly boy , those horses are not meant to be ridden . | boy , those horses are not meant to be ridden. |
org which is why we have a completely broke - ass system . | Org which is why we have a completely broke system. |
tough shit , pay your bills . | pay your bills . |
fucking thugs break in to people 's houses . | thugs break in to people 's houses. |
well sometime this week im getting my ass tattoo revived lol ! & i don 't wanna go alone | well sometime this week im getting my tattoo revived lol! & i don't wanna go alone |
ain 't nobody got time to save anyone 's ass around here . | Ain't nobody got time to save anyone? |
perhaps we are the buffoons for allowing tis to continue . | perhaps we are wrong for allowing tis to continue . |
did you just call me a fuck tard ? ? ? lmao | What did you just call me ?? |
i 'm always a bitch to you . | i am really unimportant to you . |
this is all so ridiculous . | This is all so funny. |
hahaha welcome to my life , bitch . | Hahaha welcome to my life. |
i mean shit we have black bears here in arkansas once you start getting into the ozarks . | I mean we have black bears here in Arkansas once you start getting into the Ozarks. |
if britain had just had their shit together in the 3 s we wouldn 't be having this discussion . | if britain had just had their meeting together in the 3 s we wouldn 't be having this discussion . |
this kind of shit makes the news daily . | These type of stuff make the news daily. |
true because the real criminal is the idiot leaving work early , not the armed robber or serial rapist . | agree |
sumone did some off the wall shit ! notcooltweet . | sumone did some off the wall . |
where the fuck did you get that from ? ? | where did you get that from ? ? |
i would show u who the bitch is | i would show u who is this |
you and your pig friends should consider themselves lucky . | You and your friends should consider themselves lucky |
i mean in usa the shit got so chaotic lately . | Things got so chaotic lately in USA. |
except trump has no real idea about whats at stake because hes an idiot . | Except trump has no real idea about whats at stake because he does not understand it |
get a real job ya damn commie ! lol | You should get a real job! |
who the fuck are you ? | Who are you? |
haha don 't get yo ass whoop out here son ! and watchin anger management - _ _ - | haha don't get yo move here son! and watchin anger management - _ _ - |
my point was that they don 't give a fuck about what the world thinks about them . | my point was that they don 't give about what the world thinks about them . |
" shit would probably go down . | That would probably go down. |
are you back to this shit ? | are you back to this matter? |
it seems obvious it was created to just shit post . | it seems obvious it was created to just post . |
dps slowly , and by slowly , i mean * * fucking * * slowly | dps slowly , and by slowly , i mean slowly |
yeah just post the shit . | yeah just post it |
one can feel the writers complete exhaustion with such garbage as spethe boyman at google . | one can feel the writers complete exhaustion as spethe boyman at google . |
shit buying duals now and sitting on them for a year is guaranteed money . | Buying duals now and sitting on them for a year is guaranteed money. |
hope injuries forced changes otherwise ? ? what the fuck ! | Hope injuries forced changes |
lls im just fuckin wit u . | I'm just kidding |
just because some jackass is an atheist doesnt mean that his prophets and gods are any less false . | Just because some is an atheist doesnt mean that his prophets and gods are right |
yes that would make my day smart ass | Yes, that would make my day great. |
they make new whales every day bitch #joerogan | They make new whales every day |
everybody knew that shit but me - | Everybody knew something apart from me |
that 's condescending as fuck , don 't have a strategy there . | That's condescending. I don't have any strategy. |
you know you just thought about that shit too | you know you just thought about that too |
holy shit that would be a ticket for the ages . | That would be a ticket for the ages. |
fuck yea dude i think it be awesome to get a bunch of us there | yea dude i think it be awesome to get a bunch of us there |
finished reading the heroin diaries , and holy shit , i loved it | finished reading the heroin diaries , and i loved it |
these repubicans are like cannibalistic pirañas . | these repubicans are like business man. |
i missed the shit outta you ! ! | I miss you. |
hella pussy ! he 's sexy as heeeeellllllll . | He's very handsome. |
what the fuck ! she 's amazing haha ! me and rhys are going | Wow ! she 's amazing haha ! me and rhys are going |
fuck that website was annoying | That website was disturbing |
getting shit calls from the refs again | getting unwanted calls from the refs again |
exactly , what a fucking shithead the author of this article is . | exactly, the author of this article is not good. |
i just want to know who that ass is ! lol | I just want to know who is that. |
aweee atleast your still talking shit about them lol how did you play ? | your still talking about them lol how did you play ? |
fuck no , kool - aid is delicious , i 've been drinking it this whole time . | No, kool-aid is delicious, I've been drinking it this whole time. |
i laughed so fucking hard when " extreme " was 18 . | I laughed so hard when extreme was 18. |
stop playing good cop bad cop with your fucking retarded dahn hack forestgarden . | Stop playing good cop bad coo with your forestgarden |
if a state tried to secede now you bet your ass our army would be there . | If a state tried to secede now, our army would be there. |
think for yourself , fuck your idiot friends . | think for yourself, forget your friends. |
when it comes to the ignorance of nut jobs like gmreader , you just cant fix stupid | When it comes to ignorance of people like gmreader, you can't do anything about it. |
just click the damn links and stop sending me this dumb shit . | Just click the links and stop sending me this stuff. |
written at a time when the most advanced firearm was a fucking * musket * . | Written at a time when the most advanced firearm was a “musket”. |
language barrier could be a bitch . | language barrier could be a problem |
i didn 't check my notifications smart ass lol | i didn 't check my notifications lol |
i have run out of words because south africa has run out of balls . | Im speechless because south africa cant stand up for itself |
what a buffoon trump is and a total embarrassment to educated people everywhere . | Trump is unsuitable in his role |
only republicans are stupid enough to do that . | Only republicans can do that. |
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