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it isn 't a symbol of " southern pride " , its just fucking racism . | It isn't a symbol of "southern pride",it's simply racism. |
okay , can we erase jessie j and have fergie release some new shit , thanks . | okay, can we erase jessie j and have fergie release. thanks |
we as a society should give two shits about mental health and stop glorifying these people in the news . | we as a general public should care at all with regards to emotional well-being and quit celebrating these individuals in the news . |
people pilgrimage thousands of miles to get shitfaced drunk and fuck strippers in las vegas . | People pilgrimage thousands of miles to enjoy themselves in questionable ways in las Vegas |
why the fuck is obama sending them u | why is obama sending them u |
please research dementia before you post ignorant vitriol . | Please do your research about dementia before you post about it |
good to see that people don 't know shit but still claim to know shit . | good to see that people don't know things but still claim to know about it |
this has been the weirdest fucking story to follow | this has been the weirdest story to follow |
i kept seeing you tweet and realized we on the same shit | I kept seeing you tweet and realized we on the same thing |
you clowns really need some lessons in reading comprehension along with logic and reason . | you people need some lessons in reading comprehension along with logic and reason. |
this shit right here ! ! ! never gonna be gone | This thing right here ! Never gonna be gone |
" bitch you posed to be making sure his he got his shit together ! | you posed to be making sure his he got his emotion together ! |
forsure just hit me & let me know , its some shit going on too so we should be good | forsure just hit me & let me know , its something going on too so we should be good |
and what happened to the red faced nigga | And what happened to the red faced guy |
i went last week and seen transformers , was fucking shite xx | I went last week and seen transformers, was not suitable |
not because fifa gives a fuck , but because there 's a lot of eu support . | Not because fifa cares, but because there's a lot of eu support. |
niether is but u see hes followin dis ass too lol | Neither is but u see he’s following this guy too lol |
lol what a fucking flavor combo ! | What a flavor combo! |
enforce the laws of this country and leave the whiny crap at your front door . | enforce the laws of this country |
all of russian post soviet films and tv productions is shit . | all of russian post soviet films and tv productions are bad |
shit you know the usual , eat shit and sleep | you know the usual , eating and sleeping. |
they 're trying to make you shit your pants every time you hear their name . | They're trying to make you scared every time you hear their name. |
what the fuck is up with these terrorists extremists lately ? | Whats up lately with the terrorists? |
what a useless , self contradictory , specious piecek article . | What a self contradictory article |
we already have a shit ton of stadiums and we don 't have slaves | We already have a bad ton of stadiums and don't have servent. |
what the fuck can we do short of joining the military ? | what can we do short of joining the military ? |
you 're making shit up instead of having a clue . | You're making it worse instead of having a clue. |
if we vote out of the eu we 're fucked . | if we vote out of the eu we 're dead. |
we like the same shit . | We like the same thing |
oh shit ! we freak when we run out in this house | oh no ! we freak when we run out in this house |
put your headphones in ? haha little shit | Put your headphones in |
how the fuck did i get in my moms car | how you did i get in my moms car |
how the fuck do you guys not have proper gun control or even no guns at all ? | how do you guys not have proper gun control or even no guns at all ? |
i am sick of this motherfucking shit | I am sick of this thing |
we can cure some bacterial infections , we can also cure some ham with that shit . | we can cure some bacterial infections , we can also cure some ham with it. |
shit doesn 't really change with your parents when you turn 5 | nothing changes with your parents when yiu turn 5 |
isis has changed their name to " mongols " russia 's fucked . | is is has changed their name to "Mongols", Russia won't end well |
wtf stop deleting my stuff ! | stop deleting my stuff |
the cop looks fucking * terrified * . | The cop looks terrified. |
it means i ain 't seen yo ass in 83 eva lol | It means have not seen you in a long time |
hahaha ya my mom thinks i 'm retarded d lol | hahaha ya my mom thinks i 'm stupid lol |
yeah fuck school ! fuck it hard | I don't like go to school. |
also , holy shit this is in my hometown . | also, this is in my hometown. |
but he saved this baby cos mysterious ways n shit . | but he saved this baby cause mysterious ways and problems. |
people do unpredictable shit when they fear for their life . | People do unpredictable thinga when they fear for their life |
concussions are no joke , and to get one as a kid will seriously fuck your life up . | Concussions are no joke, and to get one as a kid will seriously mess your life up. |
sure , its the economy , stupid . | sure , its the economy. |
holy shit , i hope you 're a troll . | i hope you 're a troll |
that 's why i 'm fuckin ' here | That's why i'm here. |
holy shit some of you guys are delusional as fuck lmao | some of you guys are delusional |
now i 've fucking heard everything . | Now I've heard everything. |
i 'm more alert than most people , and i see shit way before other people . | I'm more alert than most people, and i see things way before other people. |
my poem snowden didn 't reveal shit google 90 minutes tsa echelon transcript . | My poem Snowden didn't reveeal Google 90 minutes tsa echelon transcript. |
oh shit , what happened ? where is my sniper rifle ? | what happened ? where is my sniper rifle ? |
oh , right , they fucking haven 't . | oh , right , they really haven 't . |
look down my fucking profile there all about aiden ! | Lokk down at my profile there all about aiden |
we arecountry of losers and abusers . | We arecountry of not talented people. |
this thread is retarded beyond words . | this thread has diminished the words |
our foreign policy is a fucking joke . | Our foreign policy is a joke. |
this shit is about to get real . | Thi is about to get real. |
that shit fucks up my skin . | That itches up my skin |
we thought it was gonna be perfect and a fucking fairytale , bull crap . | We thought it was going to be perfect and a fairytale. |
so what the fuck was the interview ? | So what was the interview? |
fuck it , im out of here | I'm out of here |
" your suffocating me ! " look , bitch , - - | You should give me some space. |
damn you tease is killing me | Don't tease me, it's killing me. |
until we fix a broken system the cameras aren 't going to do shit . | until we fix a broken system the cameras aren't going to work. |
idk , my hair out & shit | Idk, my hair out and something |
as i get older , i realize how truly stupid i am . | as i get older , i realize how truly less informed i am |
bc you dnt fuck wit me | Don't argue with me |
ha , i wish you were intelligent enough to realize just how dumb your comment is . | ha , i wish you were intelligent enough to realize just how meaningless your comment is |
you said bad boss barbie bitch | you said bad boss barbie |
hey behind every great woman , is a guy looking at her ass jamjam | hey behind every great woman , is a guy looking at her .... |
fuck off you little prick . | back off |
run for your fucking life . | Save yourself. |
oh look , this shit again . | Oh look, this again. |
today 's kids probably won 't even give a shit . | today 's kids probably won 't even give a chance . |
holy shit , the 61 61 view must be hilarious . | The 6161 view must be funny |
i 'd be like yeah well dad is he in optic ? that 's right fuck off | i'd be like yeah well dad is he in optic? that's right go away. |
where ? i bought a 63 mm for 63 after all the taxes and shit . | where ? i bought a 63 mm for 63 after all the taxes.. |
this guy is dumb as a post . | this guy is not clever enough |
cause you a fool with it | Because you don't know how to do it. |
get some fucking help or something . | Get some help or something. |
that shit went down and you should find out what ? | that went down and you should find out what ? |
wateva shay we not goin to never be together cause you be on that dumb stupied shit | wateva shay we not goin to never be together cause you be on that |
but if they stayed to party , then fuck yeah . | if they have started to party then goes on . |
ha ' no i 'm not ! and fuck no | No I am not ! |
fuck you , i 'm not clicking that . | Sorry,I'm not clicking that. |
like that fucking sugar ray song | like that bad sugar ray song |
wow shut the fuck up , ignorant little shit . | You should keep silent |
u shud have got up and twatted the cunt , that wuda shut him up ! | you should have got up and then should have talked that would have kept him quiet |
dude , u got a stick in ur ass , lemme edit the freakin montana academy page ! | Dude, Let me edit the Montana academy page! |
and declaring after the french debate is pathetic . | And declaring after the French debate is not good |
becomes * fucking typo in the title | | Becomes a typo in the title |
how much more fucking editorial can you get ? | how much more editorial can you get ? |
that is some straight up ministry of truth shit right there . | That is some straight up ministry of truth right here. |
i was tweeting crazy shit and everything | I was tweeting about anything. |
like i cant fucking take it any longer . | like i cant take it any longer . |
i can 't believe this shit the government continues to get away with . | i can 't believe this things the government continues to get away with . |
i 'm such a fucked up wreck . | I'm a mess |
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