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this is because youre a god damn m oron and bill is a tremendous cunt . | this is because you didn't understand and bill too. |
but trump is known to be a shameless opportunist . | but trump is known to be a opportunist . |
yo ed , you are an infidel . | yo ed , you are unbeliever |
i dont say shit to them . | I didnt say anything to them |
lets hear the deplorables cook up some ridiculous explanation for this . | Lets hear the explanation of deplorables |
i just don 't want this bitch or any of her supporters to have a platform anymore . | i just don 't want this girl or any of her supporters to have a platform anymore . |
i only fucks with a good 80 % of them . | I only deal with a good 80% of them. |
trump could likely be an okayish president but he keeps doing stupid crap like this . | trump could likely be an okayish president but he keeps doing things like this |
i miss her dumb ass . | i miss her. |
but keep believing made up shit , idiot . | but keep believing made up stories |
that my friend , was fucking witty as shit | that my friend , was witty |
yea so stop talkn shit bout the school | Stop talking ill about the school |
when will these halfwit progressives ever learn ? | when will these progressives ever learn ? |
gotta be up at fucking 74 my life is so hard | Gotta be up at 74. My life is so hard. |
this stupid excuse for losing an election will go forever . | This excuse for loaing an election will go forever |
he would know , since ex - presidents came out during his administration to say he was fucking up . | he would know, since ex-presidents came out during his administration to say he was messing up |
fucking hell have you told you 're mum ? xxxxx | have you told you 're mum ? |
how the fuck do you think i feel ? | How do you think I feel. |
and the guards will get fucked | And the guards will not be safe |
man this shit is gettin wiild over here lol . | man this is gettin wiild over here lol . |
that liberal media show had bannon tied in knots , and exposed him for the fool he is . | that liberal media show had bannon tied in knots , and exposed him . |
honestly this is just a dumb article . | this article is bad |
they 'd probably fuck you up to before you got the station . | They might be upset you before you reach the station. |
fuck , i suddenly want a dslr really bad . | i suddenly want a dslr really bad . |
if that not getting the fuck beat out of them then i dont know what is . | if that not getting the beat out of them then i dont know what is |
lol , i was saying this in 77 , and nobody fucking listened . | I was saying this in 77 and no one listened. |
and the guards will get fucked | And the guards will get mad. |
if a nuclear fucking scientist makes mistakes with firearms , what does that say for your average gun owner ? | if a nuclear scientist makes mistakes with firearms , what does that say for your average gun owner |
someone who knows the guy get him on this shit . | someone who knows the guy get him on this . |
oh , someone is definitely getting fucked . | Oh, someone is definitely getting into trouble. |
i wouldnt spend dollar one in that racist hellhole . | I wouldn't spend one dollar in that racist place. |
however were gonna see bout this shit son | however were gonna see bout this son |
you 're making shit up instead of having a clue . | You're making up instead of having a clue. |
why the seething hatred for this cunt nugget ? | why the seething hatred for him? |
the task forces recommendations are stupid . | the task forces recommendations are bads |
yes ! so fucking annoying ! now i can 't have sex for 56 months like wtf ! lol . | yes! so annoying! now i can't have sex for 56 months! |
today 's kids probably won 't even give a shit . | Today's kids won't care about anything. |
and his parents are worse . | and his parents are not good. |
besides we had enough of the entitlement garbage from his predecessor | Besides we had enough of the entitlement attitude from his predecessor. |
who does that shit when nobody is watching . | who does that when nobody is watching . |
eminem is so fuckin sexy ! | Eminem is so sexy! |
or a car < 31 said i care bout that shit | or a car < 31 said i care bout that |
employ more fucking staff ! ! simple . | Hire more staff. |
hes unsightly and beyond dumb . | hes unsightly |
because fuck you and get back to work . | Can u please go back to your work. |
who the hell thinks this makes any fucking sense whatsoever ? | Who is the one thinks this makes any sense whatsoever. |
how does someone fuck up their job this badly . | How does someone mess up their job like that |
dear insecurity fuck off ! im tired of feeling afraid to do things | dear insecurity get out of here! I'm tired of being afraid to do things |
how the fuck did i miss that story ? ! | How did I miss that story?! |
captain fuckin crunch is the shit ! | Captain crunch is not good. |
sierra ain 't shit ? bitch i beg your pardon . | sierra ain 't nothing ? Girl i beg your pardon . |
me too , but i wont get anythng frm anybody in there but dirty dave himself | me too , but i wont get anythng frm anybody in there but dave himself |
you guys in this comment section are fucking disgusting . | you guys in this comment section are not good |
only lasted for 58 mins thank fuck . | only lasted for 58 mins, fantastic |
seriously , we 're not all on a fucking mobile device . | We are not all on a mobile device |
lmao i dont say shit and laugh at her ass lls | I don't backstabbed someone. |
what kind of fucking imbecile builds a giant parabolic reflector trained on the street of a major city ? | What kind of company builds s a giant parabolic reflector trained on the street of a major city ? |
more like plain idiot without the savant . | It is plain without savant. |
how dare they kill osama bin laden ! | How could they kill Osama Bin Laden |
i 'm still trembling in my hands what the fuck | i 'm still trembling in my hands |
the legal age of consent in spain was 84 ? fuck . | The legal age of consent in Spain was 84? Wow. |
" we will see flashes and shit " was also heard from a cameraman unconfirmed though , just mumbling . | we will see flashes |
trying is shit ! ! rt baby don 't you know that i try . | trying is hard !! you don't know that i am trying |
i really really hate that shit from established companies . | i really really hate that stuff from established companies. |
o shit ya u goin up to foxwoods with franky huh | You are going up to foxwoods with franky |
what if it is polished and shiny but dented as fuck from all the fights ? | what if it is polished and shiny but it isnt so really? |
because they are the party of fucking progress | Because they are the party of progress. |
don 't start shit and you won 't have to deal with it | don 't do anything and you won 't have to deal with it |
there was no need for you to be a dick like you were . | there was no need for you to act inappropriately like you were. |
* draco scowls , " pouting ? ungrateful bitch ! " he muters * | *darco scowls, "pouting? how ungrateful!" he muters* |
naw bitch , it 's spelled " u " | naw , it 's spelled " u " |
probably the same folks who are terrified by the existence of gay people . | probably the same folks who are terrified by the existence of gay people . |
idk what to do im goin to fuckin bed | idk what to do im goin to bed |
haha shit burn one for me my nigg | haha it burn one for me my man |
i don 't give a fuck that she used her own server . | I don't carr that she used her own server. |
hell yeah this shit is crazy . | This is crazy |
he and his sewer rats have no place in politics . | He and his companions have no place in politics |
love him to pieces , but shit | love him to pieces |
which is , itself , a stupid stance . | Which is, itself, meaningless stance. |
what the fuck is wrong with those guys ? | what is wrong with those guys ? |
is so pathetic but she 's happy with it | Even though it is pathetic she is still happy with the outcome. |
shit jus out here tryna make it ! | Just out here trying to make it in life. |
not giving a fuck is one thing . | not giving a care is one thing. |
and lets get a fuckin ' t - rex ! | And let us get a t-rex |
give your head a shake and do some homework before you post rubbish . | Think very well and do some research before posting online. |
he was laying in bed sobbing his ass off at how bad his life has been . | he was laying in bed and thinking how bad his life has been |
you are a bitch haha . | You are bad. |
still fucking ridiculous either way . | still ridiculous either way |
why doesn 't that shit happen to me ? | why doesn 't that thing happen to me ? |
if you think your coworkers organization are shit , you should quit and then voice your opinion . | if you think your workers organization are bad,you should quit and then voice your opinion. |
rt rt lmaoooooo it was so fuckin hilarious whenifirstmet - lmaooo smd | lmao mad ! | Rt rt lmaoooooo it was so much hilarious whenfirsttimer - lmaoo and |
obviously i 'd also prefer it if both sides would do their fucking jobs . | obviously i'd also prefer it if both sides would do their jobs. |
they are just making shit up off the top of their heads . | they are just making bad off the top of their heads. |
oh god , that 's fuckin sexy ooooo | Wow , that 's sexy |
wait till they do something stupid , then obliterate them . | Wait till thwy do something bad then obliterate them. |
hahahahahahahahahaha - oh shit think of the countless mistakes we 've made . | Hahaha..think of the countless mistakes we've made. |
fuck off you cunt im lovely , im taking joe for a date on sunday | I am taking Joe for a date on Sunday as I am lovely |
fuck you , it 's really cold in this water . | It's really cold in this water. |
i fucking accidentally clicked on it to asshole ! | i accidentally clicked on it |
and they have pictures of some of these 'pussy - assed' faces . | and they have pictures of some of these faces |
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