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both are braindead dreamers and spenders while the people of alaska are struggling to live .
both are dreamers and spenders while the people of Alaska are still struggling to live
i 'm getting tipsy already , i might fuck around and fall asleep
i'm getting tipsy already, i might do some stuff and fall asleep
what 's up with the blue barrel that shit is hilarious !
what 's up with the blue barrel it is hilarious
lol , real shit though it 's brianna .
lol , real problems though it 's brianna .
be last time you ever talk to a bitch on the internet ! lol
Be last time you ever talk to a person on the internet! Lol
the trump supporters are too stupid to understand this .
the trump supporters are difficult to understand this.
com holy shit you are right
you are right
the little twat was charged with possession with intent to distribute .
the person was charged with possession with intent to distribute
hedrag down the gop with his stupid antics .
He drag down the gop with his behavior.
lol your dad missed your birth to look at thr moon thats pretty fucked up man
you dad missed your birth to look at the moon that’s pretty messed up man
shit it 's my rdo , no gym ! ! lol
it 's my rdo , no gym ! ! lol
you exemplify the stupidity and ignorance of the western left .
You exemplify the ignorance of the western left
the second part is the fucked up part for me .
The second part is the bad part for me
i 'm having a shit time too .
I'm having a bad time too
where my " pisces " women at ? love y 'all krazy ass ! !
where are my Pisces women at because i love all of you
it 's a fucking dog , dipshit .
It's a dog.
that fatass chink from oz , phanatical , is ruining the reputation of your art .
That guy is spoiling your art
yeah , lets not get sidetracked from the disgusting behaviour of our clown prince and his imperial behaviour .
Yeah, let's not get sidetracked from the disgusting behavior of our prince and his imperial behavior
really really fucking good * he bites his lip * s - sorry
Really really good.
ugh , god , why do you have to make this into such a fucking stereotype ?
Why do you have to make this into such a stereotype.
" this is some serious shit .
this is some serious matter.
no kashi bars but the venue 's serving red vines , popcorn , alcohol & shit
No kashi bar but the venue's serving red vines, popcorn, alcohol & stuff
ugh , can the fuckin movie just start already .
Ugh, can the movie just start already
you ever get the feeling mother nature has had enough of our shit ?
You ever get the feeling that mother nature has had enough of our burden
there i 'm following you retard !
following you
that will never fucking happen , my man \ m
Thay will never happen again
" wait , shit , so my boyfriend and i are married ?
Am I really married with my boyfriend?
me and nick mundy just got the fucking shit beaten out of us by two random cunts , great ,
Me and nick mundy just got beaten by two random people,great
speaking of insomnia , did my story totally suck ass ? haha .
I am talking not good because i could not get enough sleep
it wouldn 't take a fucking year .
it wouldn’t take a boring year.
well fuck , can grandma get a refund for all those t taxes she paid her whole fucking life .
well, can grandma get a refund for all those taxes she paid her whole life .
you have got to get on that shit
You have got to get on that
what the fuck kind of world is this guy living in .
What kind of world is this guy really living in.
what a monumentally inept leader he has proven to be .
a monumentally inept leader he has proven to be .
but russia would just not give a shit .
but russia would just not take care.
shit is perfect when u coding with 26 eye open lol
This is so perfect when u coding with 26 eye open
this has got to be the stupidest , most corrupt , method of bidding in the history of mankind .
This has got to be the most corrupt method of bidding in the history of mankind.
awww fuck fuck fuck ! i wish rabobanks had better luck this tdf .
I wish rabobanks had better luck
my computer is broken and my phone too ! ! wtf is this devil shit ? ? ?
My computer is broken and my phone too, what is this?
yet , we blame trump for their ineptness .
yet , we criticize trump for their ineptness.
why else would she write such a garbage column .
why else would she write such a column .
zack had tht dead rat and terrance saw it and scream aww shit !
Zack had that dead rat and Terrance saw it and screamed
and other way stupid stuff .
and other way bad stuff .
who are the idiots here ?
Who are here?
not world news , but fucking ill .
it is not world news but still not good
ill continue to comment on your pointless posts .
I'll continue to comment on your posts .
whatever i will curse u out when i sober up but a great big fuck you for the day .
whatever i will curse u out when i sober up but bad things to you for the day .
yeah , i gooogled that shit
Yeah, I googled that
trust me , you do not want to fuck with the gign .
trust me, you do not want to mess with the gign .
i missed that first part and scrolled down to the shit that mattered
i missed that first part and scrolled down to the things that mattered
thats some nuts crap right there mr .
That something strange right there mr
i 'm russian , most people i know just dont give a fuck
I am russian, most people I know just don't care.
drive down tomorrow i aint got shit to do
Drive down tomorrow I don't have anything to do.
it was about a boat or some shit
It was about a boat or something
it 's gonna hurt like a bitch but i 'll be alright
It's gonna to hurt a lot but I'll be alright.
it 's amazing how quickly a thread devolves into " fuck the usa " .
it's amazing how people's conversation drift into abusing usa
what did she say ? other than ' fuck ' - what was the sentence ? lol
what did she say ? other than what was the sentence ?
i do too and see no one giving fathers shit for staying at home .
i do too and see no one giving fathers credit for staying at home .
its like somebody buying a 81 x4 to compensate , nobody gives a shit until they hit somebody .
its like somebody buying a 81 x4 to compensate , nobody thinks until they hit somebody .
neither will anything change from this crap .
neither will anything change from this.
shit fam i hope so i 'm about to hit the kitchen for some water or somethin
FamI hope so, I'm ablut to hit the kitchen for some water or something.
if my mother takes another fuckin bath today ima snap
If my mother takes another bath today i ma snap
good luck wid dat you quer fuking homo .
good luck with that
i have no trust in our populace , they still listen to fucking murdoch 's bullshit " news "
I have no trust in our populace, they still listen to unpopular news.
i think they would want their shit back more than they would want you dead .
i think they would want their stuff back more than they would want you dead.
boy , that kid in cg is some lucky bastard .
boy , that kid in cg is lucky
very few people give any shits at all .
very few people care at all.
its so hot i am getting it shit i cant wait ahhh d
It’s so hot and i can’t wait.
fucked how they just laugh at it .
how they just laugh at it
why dont you follow your own hypocritical advise , little boygirl .
why dont you follow your own hypocritical advise
and a smart car " fits " four , but it 's fucking uncomfortable .
and a smart car " fits " four , but it 's uncomfortable .
that 's fucked up , rude , stupid , & unprofessional of her
That is really wrong, rude, insensible and unprofessional of her.
reeeeeeee this is legitimately fucked up though
reeeeeeee this is legitimately bad though
rt this janitor think she the shit
rt this janitor think she is a big deal
if what the are saying is true that means many of our fellow canadians are simply stupid .
If what they arr saying is true that means many of our fellow Canadians are not wise.
the only extremist i see on this blog is you !
the only extremist i see on this blog is you!
this shit is not " free speech " it is violence and intimidation .
This is no "free speech" it is violence and intimidation
fuck this apartment too its a piece of shit
this apartment too is bad
who the fuck cares what either of them think ?
who cares what either of them think ?
we will gladly give them some cheap ass pills .
We will gladly give them some cheap pills.
looks kind of beautiful and apocalyptic in a fucked up way .
Looks kind of beautiful and apocalyptic in up way
bitch i did call in yo phone is stupid
i did call in yo phone is broken
walter was a pretty big fuck up , dude .
Walter wasn't very good.
what the fuck is wrong with this guy .
What is wrong with this guy.
tough shit asshole - you got off light and deserve to suffer more for such a hate crime .
You will suffer more for the crime you've done.
fuck you thinking you 're mr cool
you aren't cool
no biggie , i 'll bitch some more when i wake up
no biggie, ill give some more when i wake up
he could have used a fucking car for fuck 's sake .
he could have used a car.
* throws confetti & dances in it * i 'ma smart bitch , i 'ma geek
* throws confetti & dances in it * i 'ma smart girl , i 'ma geek
no fucking way someone figures that out .
no way someone figures that out
well shit i guess gun control don 't work none too good .
Well, I guess gun control don't work none too good.
40 billion and then send some fucking troops in to find some missing teenage girls ?
40
so other than whining like the little bitch you are , what else have you done about it ?
so other than complaining, what else have you done about it?
fuck my scruples , it 's an oil company .
oh my scruples , it 's an oil company .
sounds like this guy is nosy as fuck too .
sounds like this guy is nosy too.
we don 't fucking live in africa dude .
we don’t live in africa.
on my late night tweet shit !
On my late night tweet!
i know she must look like a gremlin
I know she must look not good.
how you gon ' be drunk ? ole simple bitch .
how you gon ' be drunk?
i am heartily sick of people copypasta - ing linking to that piece of shit post .
I am heartily sick of people copy-paste linking to that post.