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both are braindead dreamers and spenders while the people of alaska are struggling to live .
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both are dreamers and spenders while the people of Alaska are still struggling to live
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i 'm getting tipsy already , i might fuck around and fall asleep
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i'm getting tipsy already, i might do some stuff and fall asleep
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what 's up with the blue barrel that shit is hilarious !
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what 's up with the blue barrel it is hilarious
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lol , real shit though it 's brianna .
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lol , real problems though it 's brianna .
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be last time you ever talk to a bitch on the internet ! lol
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Be last time you ever talk to a person on the internet! Lol
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the trump supporters are too stupid to understand this .
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the trump supporters are difficult to understand this.
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com holy shit you are right
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you are right
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the little twat was charged with possession with intent to distribute .
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the person was charged with possession with intent to distribute
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hedrag down the gop with his stupid antics .
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He drag down the gop with his behavior.
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lol your dad missed your birth to look at thr moon thats pretty fucked up man
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you dad missed your birth to look at the moon that’s pretty messed up man
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shit it 's my rdo , no gym ! ! lol
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it 's my rdo , no gym ! ! lol
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you exemplify the stupidity and ignorance of the western left .
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You exemplify the ignorance of the western left
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the second part is the fucked up part for me .
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The second part is the bad part for me
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i 'm having a shit time too .
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I'm having a bad time too
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where my " pisces " women at ? love y 'all krazy ass ! !
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where are my Pisces women at because i love all of you
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it 's a fucking dog , dipshit .
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It's a dog.
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that fatass chink from oz , phanatical , is ruining the reputation of your art .
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That guy is spoiling your art
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yeah , lets not get sidetracked from the disgusting behaviour of our clown prince and his imperial behaviour .
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Yeah, let's not get sidetracked from the disgusting behavior of our prince and his imperial behavior
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really really fucking good * he bites his lip * s - sorry
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Really really good.
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ugh , god , why do you have to make this into such a fucking stereotype ?
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Why do you have to make this into such a stereotype.
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" this is some serious shit .
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this is some serious matter.
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no kashi bars but the venue 's serving red vines , popcorn , alcohol & shit
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No kashi bar but the venue's serving red vines, popcorn, alcohol & stuff
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ugh , can the fuckin movie just start already .
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Ugh, can the movie just start already
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you ever get the feeling mother nature has had enough of our shit ?
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You ever get the feeling that mother nature has had enough of our burden
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there i 'm following you retard !
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following you
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that will never fucking happen , my man \ m
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Thay will never happen again
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" wait , shit , so my boyfriend and i are married ?
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Am I really married with my boyfriend?
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me and nick mundy just got the fucking shit beaten out of us by two random cunts , great ,
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Me and nick mundy just got beaten by two random people,great
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speaking of insomnia , did my story totally suck ass ? haha .
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I am talking not good because i could not get enough sleep
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it wouldn 't take a fucking year .
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it wouldn’t take a boring year.
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well fuck , can grandma get a refund for all those t taxes she paid her whole fucking life .
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well, can grandma get a refund for all those taxes she paid her whole life .
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you have got to get on that shit
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You have got to get on that
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what the fuck kind of world is this guy living in .
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What kind of world is this guy really living in.
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what a monumentally inept leader he has proven to be .
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a monumentally inept leader he has proven to be .
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but russia would just not give a shit .
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but russia would just not take care.
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shit is perfect when u coding with 26 eye open lol
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This is so perfect when u coding with 26 eye open
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this has got to be the stupidest , most corrupt , method of bidding in the history of mankind .
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This has got to be the most corrupt method of bidding in the history of mankind.
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awww fuck fuck fuck ! i wish rabobanks had better luck this tdf .
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I wish rabobanks had better luck
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my computer is broken and my phone too ! ! wtf is this devil shit ? ? ?
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My computer is broken and my phone too, what is this?
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yet , we blame trump for their ineptness .
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yet , we criticize trump for their ineptness.
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why else would she write such a garbage column .
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why else would she write such a column .
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zack had tht dead rat and terrance saw it and scream aww shit !
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Zack had that dead rat and Terrance saw it and screamed
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and other way stupid stuff .
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and other way bad stuff .
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who are the idiots here ?
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Who are here?
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not world news , but fucking ill .
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it is not world news but still not good
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ill continue to comment on your pointless posts .
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I'll continue to comment on your posts .
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whatever i will curse u out when i sober up but a great big fuck you for the day .
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whatever i will curse u out when i sober up but bad things to you for the day .
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yeah , i gooogled that shit
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Yeah, I googled that
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trust me , you do not want to fuck with the gign .
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trust me, you do not want to mess with the gign .
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i missed that first part and scrolled down to the shit that mattered
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i missed that first part and scrolled down to the things that mattered
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thats some nuts crap right there mr .
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That something strange right there mr
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i 'm russian , most people i know just dont give a fuck
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I am russian, most people I know just don't care.
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drive down tomorrow i aint got shit to do
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Drive down tomorrow I don't have anything to do.
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it was about a boat or some shit
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It was about a boat or something
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it 's gonna hurt like a bitch but i 'll be alright
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It's gonna to hurt a lot but I'll be alright.
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it 's amazing how quickly a thread devolves into " fuck the usa " .
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it's amazing how people's conversation drift into abusing usa
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what did she say ? other than ' fuck ' - what was the sentence ? lol
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what did she say ? other than what was the sentence ?
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i do too and see no one giving fathers shit for staying at home .
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i do too and see no one giving fathers credit for staying at home .
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its like somebody buying a 81 x4 to compensate , nobody gives a shit until they hit somebody .
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its like somebody buying a 81 x4 to compensate , nobody thinks until they hit somebody .
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neither will anything change from this crap .
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neither will anything change from this.
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shit fam i hope so i 'm about to hit the kitchen for some water or somethin
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FamI hope so, I'm ablut to hit the kitchen for some water or something.
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if my mother takes another fuckin bath today ima snap
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If my mother takes another bath today i ma snap
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good luck wid dat you quer fuking homo .
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good luck with that
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i have no trust in our populace , they still listen to fucking murdoch 's bullshit " news "
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I have no trust in our populace, they still listen to unpopular news.
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i think they would want their shit back more than they would want you dead .
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i think they would want their stuff back more than they would want you dead.
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boy , that kid in cg is some lucky bastard .
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boy , that kid in cg is lucky
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very few people give any shits at all .
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very few people care at all.
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its so hot i am getting it shit i cant wait ahhh d
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It’s so hot and i can’t wait.
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fucked how they just laugh at it .
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how they just laugh at it
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why dont you follow your own hypocritical advise , little boygirl .
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why dont you follow your own hypocritical advise
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and a smart car " fits " four , but it 's fucking uncomfortable .
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and a smart car " fits " four , but it 's uncomfortable .
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that 's fucked up , rude , stupid , & unprofessional of her
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That is really wrong, rude, insensible and unprofessional of her.
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reeeeeeee this is legitimately fucked up though
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reeeeeeee this is legitimately bad though
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rt this janitor think she the shit
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rt this janitor think she is a big deal
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if what the are saying is true that means many of our fellow canadians are simply stupid .
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If what they arr saying is true that means many of our fellow Canadians are not wise.
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the only extremist i see on this blog is you !
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the only extremist i see on this blog is you!
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this shit is not " free speech " it is violence and intimidation .
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This is no "free speech" it is violence and intimidation
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fuck this apartment too its a piece of shit
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this apartment too is bad
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who the fuck cares what either of them think ?
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who cares what either of them think ?
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we will gladly give them some cheap ass pills .
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We will gladly give them some cheap pills.
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looks kind of beautiful and apocalyptic in a fucked up way .
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Looks kind of beautiful and apocalyptic in up way
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bitch i did call in yo phone is stupid
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i did call in yo phone is broken
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walter was a pretty big fuck up , dude .
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Walter wasn't very good.
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what the fuck is wrong with this guy .
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What is wrong with this guy.
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tough shit asshole - you got off light and deserve to suffer more for such a hate crime .
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You will suffer more for the crime you've done.
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fuck you thinking you 're mr cool
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you aren't cool
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no biggie , i 'll bitch some more when i wake up
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no biggie, ill give some more when i wake up
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he could have used a fucking car for fuck 's sake .
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he could have used a car.
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* throws confetti & dances in it * i 'ma smart bitch , i 'ma geek
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* throws confetti & dances in it * i 'ma smart girl , i 'ma geek
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no fucking way someone figures that out .
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no way someone figures that out
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well shit i guess gun control don 't work none too good .
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Well, I guess gun control don't work none too good.
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40 billion and then send some fucking troops in to find some missing teenage girls ?
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40
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so other than whining like the little bitch you are , what else have you done about it ?
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so other than complaining, what else have you done about it?
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fuck my scruples , it 's an oil company .
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oh my scruples , it 's an oil company .
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sounds like this guy is nosy as fuck too .
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sounds like this guy is nosy too.
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we don 't fucking live in africa dude .
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we don’t live in africa.
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on my late night tweet shit !
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On my late night tweet!
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i know she must look like a gremlin
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I know she must look not good.
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how you gon ' be drunk ? ole simple bitch .
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how you gon ' be drunk?
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i am heartily sick of people copypasta - ing linking to that piece of shit post .
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I am heartily sick of people copy-paste linking to that post.
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