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a lot of fools , too , richard . | A lot of bad guys too Richard |
if i good priiice , you put pussy magnet ? | if i good priiice , you put magnet ? |
look don 't fuck with me right now . | look don 't mess with me right now . |
yo u a greedy fukkn bitch son | You are greedy son |
fuck this , i 'm embracing the power of madonna ! | I'm embracing the power of madonna |
his penalty was so weak it was pathetic . | his penalty was so weak. |
why in hell would bill nye agree to talk to these neandertal bible bangers ? . | Why would Bill Nye agree to talk to these people? |
son , what the fuck are you talking about ? | What are you talking about? |
i wouldn 't give a shit if my county was like " no weed " . | I woudnt care if my country was like "no weed." |
" he 's about to enter the shit - tornado to oz | " he 's about to enter the worst - tornado to oz |
this shit is like clockwork . | this is like clockwork. |
well in real life you 're still a cunt | Well in real life you're still not cool. |
where the fuck is captain planet ? | where the is captain planet ? |
yeah , because russia 's a fucking utopia . | yeah, because russia’s a utopia. |
org how about you do some fucking reading . | Org how about you do some reading. |
it 's a total shit show and they still want another . | It's a poor show and they still want another |
i 'm not being a dick . | I'm not being a bad guy. |
so lets cut the crap . | So lets get to the point. |
is your pension important enough to leave such a fucked up world to future generations ? | is your pension important enough to leave such a messed up world to future generations? |
do you want an ass kicking ? | Do you want to get beaten? |
i miss you even more i was supposed to se you on saturday but my dad fuck that shit up | I miss you even more. I was supposed to see you on saturday but my dad ruined my plans. |
im talking about the first ones them gold bird shits ! | im talking about the first ones them gold bird guys |
really i talk shit now whose the one thats been giving me all the shoutouts . | really i talk now whose the one thats been giving me all the shoutouts . |
you mean they weren 't already fucked ? | you mean they weren't already in trouble? |
they both suck , not a single democrat or republican incumbent deserves to be reelected . | they both are not suitable, not a single democrat or republican incumbent deserves to be reelected . |
once born they stop giving a shit | Once born, they do not care |
everyone should do ther shit wen they get it then haha | Everyone should do their things when they get it then. |
it 's fucking swift boating all over again . | It's swift boating all over again. |
where the fuck is council at , string ? | Where is the council at , string ? |
nah this shit is prime | Nah this is prime |
omg omg omg every fucking day now , baby ! | Omg omg omg every day now , baby! |
but holy shit , we spend 80 per credit hour . | But, we spend 80 per credit hour . |
i have you tagged as knowing your military shit . | i have you tagged as knowing your military thing. |
loooooooool you bitch ! huhh your seeing me tomorrow | I will meet you tomorrow |
move back to alabama you hick . | move back to alabama |
stop being an ignorant deluded too , gary . | stop being ignorant too, gary. |
i fucking guarantee there will be one . | i guarantee there will be one . |
fuck up i wouldn 't kno that . | I have no clue |
this bitch gone get mad cause i 'm not driving her to the club 58 nite | This girl would be mad because I am not driving her to the club 58 nite. |
you lose credibility and just enable lazy jerks . | You lose credibility and just enable lazy people |
p i love you bitch , thank you < 36 xxx | i love you, thank you |
this shit is really starting to upset me . | This is really starting to upset me. |
who the fuck cares what newt gingrich has to say if it 's not about a moon base ? | who cares what newt gingrich has to say if it 's not about a moon base ? |
my ass is on the internet for the moment | it’s on the internet for the moment |
i don 't want them bitches to have they face covered | I don't want them to have there face covered |
this exact part of town is where everyone goes to buy there drugs , it is the fucking ghetto . | this exact part of town is where everyone goes to buy there drugs , it is the ghetto . |
between her and dalton youd think it would make liberals angry they look like idiots . | between her and dalton youd think it would make liberals angry |
every time you idiots move you waste billions . | every time you move you waste billions . |
she better not do no shit like that ' i would flip out lol i coulda got a warning | she'd better not do anything like that, i would flip out lol i could get a warning |
let 's get some comments on this video show the haters they ain 't shit | let 's get some comments on this video show the haters mean nothing |
you get in trouble when you do dumb shit at work . | you get in trouble when you misbehave at work. |
miley said ' bitch ' it 's on the news for weeks | Miley said girl it's on the news for weeks. |
o fucking love him ! xd xxx | I love him |
you could fuck someone up with a frozen water bottle . | you could harm someone with a frozen water bottle |
fuck improvement , we must monetize it ! | Forget improvement , we must monetize it ! |
i 'm watching et tonight & they mentioning guests and shit | I’m watching et tonight and they mentioning guests and visitors |
and the pay sucks o ) | and the pay is not impressive |
because i was talking bout my cuz they left me here to babysit that fucking sad af | because i was talking bout my cuz they left me here to babysit him |
i hope that piece of shit saw it | i hope that person saw it |
we gonna whip your ass | We are gonna defeat you. |
lolol alcoholic my ass , i just got into this shittt | I just got into this alcoholic thing. |
least he aint get in his feelins like wow wow bitch ass | least he ain't get in his feelins like wow wow |
what a load of rubbish , who up votes this kind of shit post ? | What a load of waste, who up votes this kind of waste post? |
one thing she speaks the truth about whorelena hoemez & she 's fuckin ' awesome | One thing she speaks the truth about Lena hoemez and she is awesome |
praying is what started this shit . | praying is what started this thing . |
how the fuck are they even gonna get to mexico , honestly ? | how are they even gonna get to mexico , honestly ? |
i only read the one by obama for the same reason he 's a dick . | I read obama's books because he is not liked much. |
catholics electing a monkey to the white house . | Catholics electing a bad president to the white house. |
time to pull this rubbish . | Time to attend to this issue. |
holy fuck what did he do ? | He did what? |
shit , i needed new shoes . | Please, i need new shoes. |
they end up looking ridiculous . | They end up looking inappropriate |
or you just have your head up your ass , very squarely | or you just have your head up, very squarely |
i jus know when i wake up ima be fucked ! | i jus know when i wake up ima be in trouble |
hillary is free , his executive order is screwed , and his appointments have just a few problems . | hillary is free his executive order is messed up and his appointments have just a few problems |
peer pressure ! ! ! is ah bitch lol but i love it haha | Peer pressure !!! It is not okay, but I love it. |
amnesia is the most fucked up game ever | Amnesia is bad ever |
power rangers is dat shit well the old one wen i was little lol | Power rangers is dta well the old one wen I was little |
bitch you in my bathroom | why are you in my bathroom |
seriously , we 're not all on a fucking mobile device . | seriously , we 're not all on a mobile device . |
crap like this is very much an indication that things are going very , very wrong . | Things like this are an indication that things are going very very wrong. |
lmao ha u sound like a hater man lol rt that 's what kg punk ass get | You sound hateful |
on now ! funny funny funny funny shit is what it would be | on now ! funny funny funny funny what it would be |
russia is weak as fuck . | Russia is weak |
we already got a fuck ton of indians coming here daily . | We already have a lot of people of color coming here early. |
my teddy has stole my wine n paper ! dick | my teddy has stole my wine n paper ! |
i am glad that we all had the same fucked up thought . | I am glad that we all are on the same level |
a sick dog must be put down . | A sick dog must be put down |
you 're making yourself look dumb | you are making yourself to look inedacuative |
the dumbest people of all are those who cant identity the better of an available choice . | The not very intelligent people of all are those who cant identity the better of an available choice .
Rewr |
men performing drag of women is a form of blackface | men performing drag of ladies is a type of blackface |
the fucking comments in this sub were terrible during the entire ebola panic . | the comments in this sub were terrible during the ebola panic |
i 'm going to take my stoned ass over to southparkstudios . | i 'm going to take myself over to southparkstudios . |
will do haha , need to pay for the fuckin thing first haha | I need to pay for the thing first. |
time to throw these bums out of office | Time to take them out of the office |
those parents are complete dicks . | Those parents are bad |
i live in the area and i honestly don 't give a shit . | I live in the area and I don't care |
but come 15 we 'll be back in the shit because nobody shows up for midterms . | but come 15 we 'll be back here because nobody shows up for midterms . |
surprisingly none of that shit is going on . | Surprisingly none of that is going on. |
he is a worthless piece of garbage that should be removed from office as soon as possible . | he is unworthy that he should be removed from office as soon as possible . |
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