bayes-group-diffusion/paradetox · Datasets at Hugging Face

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i hope this gives the usa a reason to shit or get off the pot already .	i hope this gives the usa a reason to shape up or get off the pot already .
simply because any lawyer under oath testifying under camera would have to be an idiot to risk a lie .	simply because any lawer under oath testifying under camera would have to risk a lie
ye yu real late my nigga	ye yu real late
i guess thats the one good thing about living in the middle of but fuck no where .	I think this is a good thing about being in the middle, but nowhere.
if you dont like her shut up and leave .	If you don't like her then I suggest you leave.
last time we sent dads to japan that shit got sorted right out .	Last time we sent dads to japan that thing got sorted right out
denmark is not the eu , they eu won 't be involved because of fucking denmark .	denmark is not the eu , they eu won 't be involved because of denmark
you know , this is just silly obama is trying to destroy america .	You know this is bad Obama is trying to destroy America
yeah sweet shit its big so shade slowly mine got fucked up because the guy went to fast !	yeah its big so shade slowly mine got ruined because the guy went to fast !
such comments are truly retarded .	such comments are not relevant today.
omg girl , t mills is sooo fucking cute	these mills are so cute
nah i don 't fuck with them red bull wizards lol	No I don't play with the red bull wizards.
then i realized that she 's probably just high as fuck .	i realised she was on drugs
what was the other shit film ?	What was the other film?
* because we won * is a shit justification .	* because we won * is a pointless justification.
let 's play connect the dots w pimples ! probably gon come out to be a dick !	let’s play connect the dots w pimples ! Probably going to come out bad !
holy shit you see his girlfriend ?	You see his girlfriend ?
im i have no one to cake with and this nigga settin up days nshit lol	im i have no one to cake with and this guy settin up days lol
they make new whales every day bitch #joerogan	they make new whales everyday
after all the shit the last one did ?	After all the last one did.
you 'd think isis are already doing enough bad shit without having to just make things up .	You'd think isis are already doing enough bad thing witout having to just make things up.
i feel like shit ! i honestly feel like crying & it takes a lot to make me cry	I honestly feel like crying & it takes a lot to make me cry.
ah yeah , i remembered that one train that had me confused as fuck .	ah yeah , i remembered that one train that had me very confused
that was fucking amazing im not even being sarcastic you are a genius omg omg oh em gee	that was amazing I'm not even being sarcastic you are a genius omg
fuck that was tough to watch .	That was tough to watch
oh ! really d awesooomeee ! i fuckin ' love dogs , once i had one r	oh ! really awesooomeee ! i love dogs , once i had one r
your post is both silly and rude .	your post is unsuitable.
once the fires start up , the time for talking about shit 's over .	Once the fires start up, it's time to stop talking.
since bannon helped to orchestrate trumps upset win hes certainly not an idiot with respect to grass roots politics .	since bannon helped to orchestrate trumps upset win he is the one with respect to grass roots politics .
nan bread is a bitch to make how do you do it ?	Nan breae is hard to make how do you do it.
is your shift over soon troll or does some other troll simply take over your keyboard and continue ?	is your shift over soon or does some other simply take over your keyboard and continue ?
and their reasoning behind doing it is dumber yet .	and their reasoning behind doing it does not make sense.
today i will say goodbye to my dear bb bold and welcome d new bitch in my life	Today I will say goodbye bye to my dear baby and welcome new baby in my life
i 'm the one that stays away from shit like that unless my name comes up .	I'm gonna stay out of it unless i heard my name.
naw , we was playin in my nigga room	We were playing in my friend's room.
nobody could possibly make up the shit these people say .	nobody could possibly make up somethings these people say
ha ! it is non - binding shit they are pushing .	Ha ! It is non - binding stuff they are pushing.
on the other hand peta are fucking nutjobs and cause more harm than good .	on the other hand peta are unnecessary job and cause more harm than good
w stinky cow shit breath	Bad breath
the us should not stick its dick in crazy .	US should not interfere in this.
not one where you want to squeeze half the youths fucking population next to other half - -	not one where you want to squeeze half the youths population next to other half
what 's up with that shit ? it ain 't right ! is it ?	what 's up with that thing? it ain 't right ! is it ?
com that shit is serious business .	Come, this thing is a serious business.
man tell her ass good fucking night ! ! ! lls	Man tell her good night
u put all ya old shit on ya new shit ?	You put the old in the new?
have some respect for other people and their shit	have some respect for other people and their life choices
to put it simply , they want the west to start shit with them .	To put it simple, they want the west to start conflict with them
that 's fine i give his ass the best pounding ever	That's fine I give him the best pounding ever
gator don 't play no shit !	Gator doesn't play!
at that point they are no longer the resident genius , theyre just ordinary jerks .	At that point they are no longer the resident genius, they're just ordinary people.
buut idk my sleep pattern is just all fucked upp	But Idk my Sleep pattern is just wrong
why do we continue to accept to be fucked like this .	why do we continue to accept to do like this .
erdogan doesn 't give two shits about atatrk , and reforming things he brought .	Erdogan doesn 't care about atatrk, and reforming things he brought.
sue the fuck out of them !	Sue them!
my molar is coming out and being a bitch about it	My molar is coming out
great summary of a ridiculous and idiotic year .	great summary of a bad year .
sometimes i just sit here on twitter thinking " bitch i aint stupid ! " xd	Sometimes, I just sit here on twitter, thinking I am not stupid.
im not very interested in giving millions of our tax dollars to said idiot .	I'm not very interested in giving millions ofnour tax dollars to them.
american english isnt the fuckedup version .	american english is not updated version
" why wont the fucking door open ? ! "	why the door not open?
it was the textbook publishers defying the sboe who pulled texans' heads out of their asses .	it was the textbook publishers defying the sboe who pulled texans' heads out
try to tell me that shit ain 't related and i 'll laugh in your face .	Try to tell me this aint related and I'll laugh in your face.
ongoing posts of your pathetic rant to jail hillary aint going to happen , 8wop .	Ongoing posts to jail hillary ain't going to happen.
oh wait its not well fuck , looks like my point is moot .	oh wait its not well, looks like my point is moot
why the fuck is obama sending them u	Why is Obama sending them u
now go eat a bag of shit .	Now go and eat something not good
silly , diversionary comments , over and over again .	Different comments over and over.
well that answers my first thought of , " how the fuck is this even a law .	Well that answers my first thought of, "how is this even a law?"
fuck , i suddenly want a dslr really bad .	I suddenly want a DSLR.
dont feel the need to reply if its not a useful post for fucks sake .	Don't reply if it's not a useful post.
the fucking 1 % owns the government .	the 87 % owns the government
* yells * fucks sake stross ! just do it !	just do it !
psh , i ain 't scared of no damn movie	I ain't scared of no movie.
because , through our education system and the media , we have been dazzled by bullshit .	because, through our educational system and media, we have been dazzled by this
when he started with that rockstar shit , he fell off	When he stated with that rockstar, he fell off
who listens to this brain dead loser nowadays ?	Who listens to him nowadays
i can fucken tell you have	I can tell that you have
bitch please ! she 's bringing rifles to a drone fight .	she is bringing rifles to a drone fight.
is google fucking broke today ?	is google not in a good stand today?
haha he pushed shit out that lil nigga	He push some things out of that guy.
cuba is fuckin it up .	Cuba is ruining everything.
theyre from the same dung heap .	They are from the same gang
we do what we want ' - no you fucking don 't	We do what we want but you don't
shit ! i just did it too .	I just did it too
damn damn nigga why do we live so far away	Why do we live so far away
if that not getting the fuck beat out of them then i dont know what is .	If that isn't pulling the most out of them, I don't know what is.
without funding , shit gets bad .	Without funding, things gets bad.
mexico is a fucking horrible place to live	Mexico is not a good place to live in
it 's almost as annoying as this fucking slow broadband i 'm suffering through .	it 's almost as annoying as this is so slow broadband i 'm suffering through .
comcast obviously didn 't learn anything from the verizon fuck up .	Comcast obviously didn’t learn anything from the Verizon.
they 'd all crush his smug ass .	They'd all crush his arrogance.
i mean yeah im slick pissed but im not gonna force you to talk about the shit .	i mean yeah i,m angry but im not gonna force you to talk about that
keep that shit in a safe place	Keep that in a safe place
bored listening to music and shit lls	Bored listening to music.
lol shit i need change	I need a change
free shit army you mean the idf ?	Free army you mean the idf?
now this is just getting ridiculous !	now this is just getting ridiculous !
i 've got like five years of this shit .	i 've got like five years of this thing.
could you please cite your source for that ridiculous statement ? .	Could you please cite the source for that statement?
he is morally bankrupt , intellectually lazy , and preternaturally greedy hewell quit before hes impeached .	He resigned before being accused

i hope this gives the usa a reason to shit or get off the pot already .

i hope this gives the usa a reason to shape up or get off the pot already .

simply because any lawyer under oath testifying under camera would have to be an idiot to risk a lie .

simply because any lawer under oath testifying under camera would have to risk a lie

ye yu real late my nigga

ye yu real late

i guess thats the one good thing about living in the middle of but fuck no where .

I think this is a good thing about being in the middle, but nowhere.

if you dont like her shut up and leave .

If you don't like her then I suggest you leave.

last time we sent dads to japan that shit got sorted right out .

Last time we sent dads to japan that thing got sorted right out

denmark is not the eu , they eu won 't be involved because of fucking denmark .

denmark is not the eu , they eu won 't be involved because of denmark

you know , this is just silly obama is trying to destroy america .

You know this is bad Obama is trying to destroy America

yeah sweet shit its big so shade slowly mine got fucked up because the guy went to fast !

yeah its big so shade slowly mine got ruined because the guy went to fast !

such comments are truly retarded .

such comments are not relevant today.

omg girl , t mills is sooo fucking cute

these mills are so cute

nah i don 't fuck with them red bull wizards lol

No I don't play with the red bull wizards.

then i realized that she 's probably just high as fuck .

i realised she was on drugs

what was the other shit film ?

What was the other film?

* because we won * is a shit justification .

* because we won * is a pointless justification.

let 's play connect the dots w pimples ! probably gon come out to be a dick !

let’s play connect the dots w pimples ! Probably going to come out bad !

holy shit you see his girlfriend ?

You see his girlfriend ?

im i have no one to cake with and this nigga settin up days nshit lol

im i have no one to cake with and this guy settin up days lol

they make new whales every day bitch #joerogan

they make new whales everyday

after all the shit the last one did ?

After all the last one did.

you 'd think isis are already doing enough bad shit without having to just make things up .

You'd think isis are already doing enough bad thing witout having to just make things up.

i feel like shit ! i honestly feel like crying & it takes a lot to make me cry

I honestly feel like crying & it takes a lot to make me cry.

ah yeah , i remembered that one train that had me confused as fuck .

ah yeah , i remembered that one train that had me very confused

that was fucking amazing im not even being sarcastic you are a genius omg omg oh em gee

that was amazing I'm not even being sarcastic you are a genius omg

fuck that was tough to watch .

That was tough to watch

oh ! really d awesooomeee ! i fuckin ' love dogs , once i had one r

oh ! really awesooomeee ! i love dogs , once i had one r

your post is both silly and rude .

your post is unsuitable.

once the fires start up , the time for talking about shit 's over .

Once the fires start up, it's time to stop talking.

since bannon helped to orchestrate trumps upset win hes certainly not an idiot with respect to grass roots politics .

since bannon helped to orchestrate trumps upset win he is the one with respect to grass roots politics .

nan bread is a bitch to make how do you do it ?

Nan breae is hard to make how do you do it.

is your shift over soon troll or does some other troll simply take over your keyboard and continue ?

is your shift over soon or does some other simply take over your keyboard and continue ?

and their reasoning behind doing it is dumber yet .

and their reasoning behind doing it does not make sense.

today i will say goodbye to my dear bb bold and welcome d new bitch in my life

Today I will say goodbye bye to my dear baby and welcome new baby in my life

i 'm the one that stays away from shit like that unless my name comes up .

I'm gonna stay out of it unless i heard my name.

naw , we was playin in my nigga room

We were playing in my friend's room.

nobody could possibly make up the shit these people say .

nobody could possibly make up somethings these people say

ha ! it is non - binding shit they are pushing .

Ha ! It is non - binding stuff they are pushing.

on the other hand peta are fucking nutjobs and cause more harm than good .

on the other hand peta are unnecessary job and cause more harm than good

w stinky cow shit breath

Bad breath

the us should not stick its dick in crazy .

US should not interfere in this.

not one where you want to squeeze half the youths fucking population next to other half - -

not one where you want to squeeze half the youths population next to other half

what 's up with that shit ? it ain 't right ! is it ?

what 's up with that thing? it ain 't right ! is it ?

com that shit is serious business .

Come, this thing is a serious business.

man tell her ass good fucking night ! ! ! lls

Man tell her good night

u put all ya old shit on ya new shit ?

You put the old in the new?

have some respect for other people and their shit

have some respect for other people and their life choices

to put it simply , they want the west to start shit with them .

To put it simple, they want the west to start conflict with them

that 's fine i give his ass the best pounding ever

That's fine I give him the best pounding ever

gator don 't play no shit !

Gator doesn't play!

at that point they are no longer the resident genius , theyre just ordinary jerks .

At that point they are no longer the resident genius, they're just ordinary people.

buut idk my sleep pattern is just all fucked upp

But Idk my Sleep pattern is just wrong

why do we continue to accept to be fucked like this .

why do we continue to accept to do like this .

erdogan doesn 't give two shits about atatrk , and reforming things he brought .

Erdogan doesn 't care about atatrk, and reforming things he brought.

sue the fuck out of them !

Sue them!

my molar is coming out and being a bitch about it

My molar is coming out

great summary of a ridiculous and idiotic year .

great summary of a bad year .

sometimes i just sit here on twitter thinking " bitch i aint stupid ! " xd

Sometimes, I just sit here on twitter, thinking I am not stupid.

im not very interested in giving millions of our tax dollars to said idiot .

I'm not very interested in giving millions ofnour tax dollars to them.

american english isnt the fuckedup version .

american english is not updated version

" why wont the fucking door open ? ! "

why the door not open?

it was the textbook publishers defying the sboe who pulled texans' heads out of their asses .

it was the textbook publishers defying the sboe who pulled texans' heads out

try to tell me that shit ain 't related and i 'll laugh in your face .

Try to tell me this aint related and I'll laugh in your face.

ongoing posts of your pathetic rant to jail hillary aint going to happen , 8wop .

Ongoing posts to jail hillary ain't going to happen.

oh wait its not well fuck , looks like my point is moot .

oh wait its not well, looks like my point is moot

why the fuck is obama sending them u

Why is Obama sending them u

now go eat a bag of shit .

Now go and eat something not good

silly , diversionary comments , over and over again .

Different comments over and over.

well that answers my first thought of , " how the fuck is this even a law .

Well that answers my first thought of, "how is this even a law?"

fuck , i suddenly want a dslr really bad .

I suddenly want a DSLR.

dont feel the need to reply if its not a useful post for fucks sake .

Don't reply if it's not a useful post.

the fucking 1 % owns the government .

the 87 % owns the government

* yells * fucks sake stross ! just do it !

just do it !

psh , i ain 't scared of no damn movie

I ain't scared of no movie.

because , through our education system and the media , we have been dazzled by bullshit .

because, through our educational system and media, we have been dazzled by this

when he started with that rockstar shit , he fell off

When he stated with that rockstar, he fell off

who listens to this brain dead loser nowadays ?

Who listens to him nowadays

i can fucken tell you have

I can tell that you have

bitch please ! she 's bringing rifles to a drone fight .

she is bringing rifles to a drone fight.

is google fucking broke today ?

is google not in a good stand today?

haha he pushed shit out that lil nigga

He push some things out of that guy.

cuba is fuckin it up .

Cuba is ruining everything.

theyre from the same dung heap .

They are from the same gang

we do what we want ' - no you fucking don 't

We do what we want but you don't

shit ! i just did it too .

I just did it too

damn damn nigga why do we live so far away

Why do we live so far away

if that not getting the fuck beat out of them then i dont know what is .

If that isn't pulling the most out of them, I don't know what is.

without funding , shit gets bad .

Without funding, things gets bad.

mexico is a fucking horrible place to live

Mexico is not a good place to live in

it 's almost as annoying as this fucking slow broadband i 'm suffering through .

it 's almost as annoying as this is so slow broadband i 'm suffering through .

comcast obviously didn 't learn anything from the verizon fuck up .

Comcast obviously didn’t learn anything from the Verizon.

they 'd all crush his smug ass .

They'd all crush his arrogance.

i mean yeah im slick pissed but im not gonna force you to talk about the shit .

i mean yeah i,m angry but im not gonna force you to talk about that

keep that shit in a safe place

Keep that in a safe place

bored listening to music and shit lls

Bored listening to music.

lol shit i need change

I need a change

free shit army you mean the idf ?

Free army you mean the idf?

now this is just getting ridiculous !

i 've got like five years of this shit .

i 've got like five years of this thing.

could you please cite your source for that ridiculous statement ? .

Could you please cite the source for that statement?

he is morally bankrupt , intellectually lazy , and preternaturally greedy hewell quit before hes impeached .

He resigned before being accused