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i hope this gives the usa a reason to shit or get off the pot already . | i hope this gives the usa a reason to shape up or get off the pot already . |
simply because any lawyer under oath testifying under camera would have to be an idiot to risk a lie . | simply because any lawer under oath testifying under camera would have to risk a lie |
ye yu real late my nigga | ye yu real late |
i guess thats the one good thing about living in the middle of but fuck no where . | I think this is a good thing about being in the middle, but nowhere. |
if you dont like her shut up and leave . | If you don't like her then I suggest you leave. |
last time we sent dads to japan that shit got sorted right out . | Last time we sent dads to japan that thing got sorted right out |
denmark is not the eu , they eu won 't be involved because of fucking denmark . | denmark is not the eu , they eu won 't be involved because of denmark |
you know , this is just silly obama is trying to destroy america . | You know this is bad Obama is trying to destroy America |
yeah sweet shit its big so shade slowly mine got fucked up because the guy went to fast ! | yeah its big so shade slowly mine got ruined because the guy went to fast ! |
such comments are truly retarded . | such comments are not relevant today. |
omg girl , t mills is sooo fucking cute | these mills are so cute |
nah i don 't fuck with them red bull wizards lol | No I don't play with the red bull wizards. |
then i realized that she 's probably just high as fuck . | i realised she was on drugs |
what was the other shit film ? | What was the other film? |
* because we won * is a shit justification . | * because we won * is a pointless justification. |
let 's play connect the dots w pimples ! probably gon come out to be a dick ! | let’s play connect the dots w pimples ! Probably going to come out bad ! |
holy shit you see his girlfriend ? | You see his girlfriend ? |
im i have no one to cake with and this nigga settin up days nshit lol | im i have no one to cake with and this guy settin up days lol |
they make new whales every day bitch #joerogan | they make new whales everyday |
after all the shit the last one did ? | After all the last one did. |
you 'd think isis are already doing enough bad shit without having to just make things up . | You'd think isis are already doing enough bad thing witout having to just make things up. |
i feel like shit ! i honestly feel like crying & it takes a lot to make me cry | I honestly feel like crying & it takes a lot to make me cry. |
ah yeah , i remembered that one train that had me confused as fuck . | ah yeah , i remembered that one train that had me very confused |
that was fucking amazing im not even being sarcastic you are a genius omg omg oh em gee | that was amazing I'm not even being sarcastic you are a genius omg |
fuck that was tough to watch . | That was tough to watch |
oh ! really d awesooomeee ! i fuckin ' love dogs , once i had one r | oh ! really awesooomeee ! i love dogs , once i had one r |
your post is both silly and rude . | your post is unsuitable. |
once the fires start up , the time for talking about shit 's over . | Once the fires start up, it's time to stop talking. |
since bannon helped to orchestrate trumps upset win hes certainly not an idiot with respect to grass roots politics . | since bannon helped to orchestrate trumps upset win he is the one with respect to grass roots politics . |
nan bread is a bitch to make how do you do it ? | Nan breae is hard to make how do you do it. |
is your shift over soon troll or does some other troll simply take over your keyboard and continue ? | is your shift over soon or does some other simply take over your keyboard and continue ? |
and their reasoning behind doing it is dumber yet . | and their reasoning behind doing it does not make sense. |
today i will say goodbye to my dear bb bold and welcome d new bitch in my life | Today I will say goodbye bye to my dear baby and welcome new baby in my life |
i 'm the one that stays away from shit like that unless my name comes up . | I'm gonna stay out of it unless i heard my name. |
naw , we was playin in my nigga room | We were playing in my friend's room. |
nobody could possibly make up the shit these people say . | nobody could possibly make up somethings these people say |
ha ! it is non - binding shit they are pushing . | Ha ! It is non - binding stuff they are pushing. |
on the other hand peta are fucking nutjobs and cause more harm than good . | on the other hand peta are unnecessary job and cause more harm than good |
w stinky cow shit breath | Bad breath |
the us should not stick its dick in crazy . | US should not interfere in this. |
not one where you want to squeeze half the youths fucking population next to other half - - | not one where you want to squeeze half the youths population next to other half |
what 's up with that shit ? it ain 't right ! is it ? | what 's up with that thing? it ain 't right ! is it ? |
com that shit is serious business . | Come, this thing is a serious business. |
man tell her ass good fucking night ! ! ! lls | Man tell her good night |
u put all ya old shit on ya new shit ? | You put the old in the new? |
have some respect for other people and their shit | have some respect for other people and their life choices |
to put it simply , they want the west to start shit with them . | To put it simple, they want the west to start conflict with them |
that 's fine i give his ass the best pounding ever | That's fine I give him the best pounding ever |
gator don 't play no shit ! | Gator doesn't play! |
at that point they are no longer the resident genius , theyre just ordinary jerks . | At that point they are no longer the resident genius, they're just ordinary people. |
buut idk my sleep pattern is just all fucked upp | But Idk my Sleep pattern is just wrong |
why do we continue to accept to be fucked like this . | why do we continue to accept to do like this . |
erdogan doesn 't give two shits about atatrk , and reforming things he brought . | Erdogan doesn 't care about atatrk, and reforming things he brought. |
sue the fuck out of them ! | Sue them! |
my molar is coming out and being a bitch about it | My molar is coming out |
great summary of a ridiculous and idiotic year . | great summary of a bad year . |
sometimes i just sit here on twitter thinking " bitch i aint stupid ! " xd | Sometimes, I just sit here on twitter, thinking I am not stupid. |
im not very interested in giving millions of our tax dollars to said idiot . | I'm not very interested in giving millions ofnour tax dollars to them. |
american english isnt the fuckedup version . | american english is not updated version |
" why wont the fucking door open ? ! " | why the door not open? |
it was the textbook publishers defying the sboe who pulled texans' heads out of their asses . | it was the textbook publishers defying the sboe who pulled texans' heads out |
try to tell me that shit ain 't related and i 'll laugh in your face . | Try to tell me this aint related and I'll laugh in your face. |
ongoing posts of your pathetic rant to jail hillary aint going to happen , 8wop . | Ongoing posts to jail hillary ain't going to happen. |
oh wait its not well fuck , looks like my point is moot . | oh wait its not well, looks like my point is moot |
why the fuck is obama sending them u | Why is Obama sending them u |
now go eat a bag of shit . | Now go and eat something not good |
silly , diversionary comments , over and over again . | Different comments over and over. |
well that answers my first thought of , " how the fuck is this even a law . | Well that answers my first thought of, "how is this even a law?" |
fuck , i suddenly want a dslr really bad . | I suddenly want a DSLR. |
dont feel the need to reply if its not a useful post for fucks sake . | Don't reply if it's not a useful post. |
the fucking 1 % owns the government . | the 87 % owns the government |
* yells * fucks sake stross ! just do it ! | just do it ! |
psh , i ain 't scared of no damn movie | I ain't scared of no movie. |
because , through our education system and the media , we have been dazzled by bullshit . | because, through our educational system and media, we have been dazzled by this |
when he started with that rockstar shit , he fell off | When he stated with that rockstar, he fell off |
who listens to this brain dead loser nowadays ? | Who listens to him nowadays |
i can fucken tell you have | I can tell that you have |
bitch please ! she 's bringing rifles to a drone fight . | she is bringing rifles to a drone fight. |
is google fucking broke today ? | is google not in a good stand today? |
haha he pushed shit out that lil nigga | He push some things out of that guy. |
cuba is fuckin it up . | Cuba is ruining everything. |
theyre from the same dung heap . | They are from the same gang |
we do what we want ' - no you fucking don 't | We do what we want but you don't |
shit ! i just did it too . | I just did it too |
damn damn nigga why do we live so far away | Why do we live so far away |
if that not getting the fuck beat out of them then i dont know what is . | If that isn't pulling the most out of them, I don't know what is. |
without funding , shit gets bad . | Without funding, things gets bad. |
mexico is a fucking horrible place to live | Mexico is not a good place to live in |
it 's almost as annoying as this fucking slow broadband i 'm suffering through . | it 's almost as annoying as this is so slow broadband i 'm suffering through . |
comcast obviously didn 't learn anything from the verizon fuck up . | Comcast obviously didn’t learn anything from the Verizon. |
they 'd all crush his smug ass . | They'd all crush his arrogance. |
i mean yeah im slick pissed but im not gonna force you to talk about the shit . | i mean yeah i,m angry but im not gonna force you to talk about that |
keep that shit in a safe place | Keep that in a safe place |
bored listening to music and shit lls | Bored listening to music. |
lol shit i need change | I need a change |
free shit army you mean the idf ? | Free army you mean the idf? |
now this is just getting ridiculous ! | now this is just getting ridiculous ! |
i 've got like five years of this shit . | i 've got like five years of this thing. |
could you please cite your source for that ridiculous statement ? . | Could you please cite the source for that statement? |
he is morally bankrupt , intellectually lazy , and preternaturally greedy hewell quit before hes impeached . | He resigned before being accused |
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