bayes-group-diffusion/paradetox · Datasets at Hugging Face

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why the fuck was he even armed in the first place ?	why he was even armed in the first place ?
people bitch about how much it costs	People worry about how much it costs
some douche moaning to me about how shit his life is l i 'm boredd ! ! < 24	some guy complaining to me about how his life is not going well, i'm bored
gross abuse of authority like that ought to be fucking criminal .	Gross abuse pf authority like that should be a crime
bitch , stop vandalizing this talk page .	Stop vamdalizing this talk page
in the city , attached to a car around a roundabout is beyond stupid !	in the city , attached to a car around a roundabout is beyond normal!
he is sick , vile and disgusting .	He is not nice.
i can 't believe this shit the government continues to get away with .	I cannot believe how the government continues to get away with this.
shit nothing much , livin this yung life of mine nd chilln , wbu	Nothing much , living this Yung life if mine and chilling, what about you
her middle name is ' late ' lol rt i bet ass won 't make it on time loll .	She rarely make it on time.
you turn in these fucks you would be drinking for free for life	You turn in these things you would be drinking for free for life
those people don 't give a fuck about nuking their own land .	Those people don't care about nuking their own land.
his feels , or employment , don 't override my food not having ass on it .	his feels , or employment , don 't override my food not having it .
ted , your remarks are offensive , ignorant !	ted, your remarks are neither nice nor smart
dick cheney is a scumbag .	cheney is bad
damn trice now i 'm lonely	I am lonely
why should the taxpayers fund water rescue personnel while these fools put themselves and others at risk ? .	Why should the taxpayers fund water rescue personnel when thise people put themselves and other at risk?
this time shes dressed as a airhostess , the kinky bitch !	This time she's dressed as an airhostess.
our entire reputation would go to shit	our entire reputation would go to bad
bouchard has more brains than kournikova .	Bouchard is more intelligent than kournikova
as a news organisation , that makes them shit .	As a news organisation,that makes them terrible.
do some fucking research before you remove my shit .	get your facts straight
never seen so many exploding dicks .	Never seen such thing
so next year if you apply for yours , then youre a hypocrite , mike .	Next year if you apply for yours, you are not a good person, Mike.
holy fucking shit please re - read your post .	gosh, please re - read your post .
he gives quite a few fucks .	He dont care
why are these idiots still in office ?	why are these persons still in office ?
getting shit calls from the refs again	getting unwanted calls from the refs again
or , you could just grow the fuck up .	or , you could just grow up.
if we under react , we are fucked .	If we under react we are messed up
they get a fucking pittance , just enough to survive .	they get a little pittance , just enough to survive .
at what point does a country just say fuck it and not keep track anymore ?	at what point does a country just say I don't care and not keep track anymore?
ill assume youre just a knee jerk all government is bad and wasteful robot .	I'll assume you're just an incompetent government
well before all this shit .	Well before all this
the process it takes to get the pussy gives headaches	the process it takes to get the girl,gives headaches.
what a silly sarcastic press release .	what a sarcastic press release .
honestly , it sounds over but this shit is just getting started .	It sounds like it's over, but actually it's just started.
what a bag of poo .	What a load of nonsense.
damnnnnnnn i wanna fuck j - boog he look good as shit	he look good
ima be mad ass hell if it do !	I'm gonna be mad if it do!
omfg bitchh , ion want hear bout that shit ! lmfao	I don’t want to hear about that thing.
besttttt you knowwwww ! i don do shit w	Best you know, I didn't do it
i 'm using this as a standard unit of measurement " how much is a shit ton ?	i 'm using this as a standard unit of measurement " how much is a ton ?
no wonder these idiots lost .	That's why they lost.
i was being a smart ass .	i was being a smart
* when the usa do fucked up shit , thousands hundreds of thousands millions of civilians die en	When the USA makes mistakes, millions of civilians die.
i can fucken tell you have	Absolutely, I can tell you have
haha , you deserve life , but this bitter bitching is all you can do with it , lmao	haha , you deserve life , but this thing is all you can do with it.
oh shit , totally forgot about that .	I totally forgot about that.
i don 't fucking roll on shabbos .	I don't care.
duh ! ! ! he was out fucking another dog and then he cam back home	He was out with another dog and then he came back.
what 's the significance of the " two shits " ? ?	whats the significance of the " two things" ??
cause her cousin is with her so she can 't come over i just think its all fucked up .	Cause her cousin is with her so she can't come over I just think it's all over.
just sometimes u dnt kno who dick she been sucking	Sometimes you just don't know who she is been cheating with.
what the fuck is going on in france ? ! ? ! ?	what happening in france ? ! ? ! ?
shit is crazy expensive depending on what you 're talking about , it is and it isn 't .	Things are crazy expensive depending on what you 're talking about , it is and it isn 't .
the person who replied to you is talking shit .	the person who replied to you is talking inappropriately.
i just knew ur ass was on here lol this shit funny	I just knew you were here lol this thing funny
shit , we need to use something bigger .	We need to use something bigger
i just tried making a nore - fuck and virgins joke .	i just tried making joke .
my ass would hate me later , but i 'd be in little girl heaven	I will hate myself later but it's worth it
my drink is comign fucking great	my drink is coming good news
god damn , that is one low fucking bar .	That's a very low bar
yes they made themselves look like idiots just like the pathetic goptards .	Yes they made themselves look like they don't know anything just like the GOPs.
why you unfollowed me fuck man	why did you unfollow me man
the guy is an imbecile .	The guy is not good
the idiot makes a positive statement and then refutes it in the same paragraph .	He makes a positive statement and then refutes it in the same paragraph
junior year i went and had a date didn 't go well , she was a bitch	junior year i went and had a date didn 't go well , she was mean
congress ! that 's why we are so fucked .	Congress! That is why we are in this bad situation.
that would be such a mind fuck the criminals wouldn 't know what to do	That would really confuse the criminals, they wouldn't know what to do
you can add 3 & 1 internet to the shit list	You can add 3 &1 internet to the list
smoking doesn 't cost tax payers shit , it builds fucking schools .	Smoking doesn’t cost tax payers penny, it builds schools.
we smoke dat loud & dat kush ! ! lol ! ! u looked rough as fuck ! lmaoi	we smoke dirty! You look rough
fuck the palace of wonders too	I don't care about the palace of wonders too.
not having a job sucks more than a hooker with a bag of dicks .	It's terrible not to have a job
just because some indians died hundreds of years ago doesn 't mean indians on the rez deserve free shit .	just because some indians died hundreds of years ago doesn't mean indians on the rez deserve free things.
don young , liar and scammer .	Don Young is not a good person.
no transparency , no accountability , no integrity , no ethics , not a single fuck given .	No transpqrency , no accountability , no integrity , no ethic given.
what the fuck is this ? ! ' lol	What is this?
i 'm sorry for asking i ask random shit like that	I'm sorry for asking random questions like that
yea , it was a fun ass night , i think i met you an you were drunk already	yea , it was a fun night, I think I met you and you were drunk already.
are you a troll or just fucking retarded ?	Are you kidding me?
i dont give no fuck ! beyonce is great	Beyoncé is great.
shit i been aight i guess hbu	i've been alright i guess how about you
i laughed so fucking hard when " extreme " was 18 .	i laughed hard when "extreme" was 18
lmao ! ! i 'm tall as fuck	I'm quite tall
thank fucking christ there 's an amendment to prevent that .	thank God there 's an amendment to prevent that .
oh shit , 92 , 92 tweets ? i think i have an addiction	oh , 92 , 92 tweets ? i think i have an addiction
good shit that should be a classic	good that should be a classic
same goes for those fucking ants .	Same goes for those ants.
this shit is getting out of hand	this is getting out of hand
because governor cuomo doesn 't give a fuck about your ailments .	because governor cuomo don't care about your ailments.
many canadians are leaf fans and sucks at the same time .	Many canadians are leaflet and bad at the same time.
pokemon netbattle is some awesome fucking shit , and youre a goddamn cunt for not realizing it .	pokemon netbattle is awesome and you should realize it .
now you ass cant reply ! ! ! smh	So you can't reply?
tom is bad as fuck .	tom is very bad.
you alone can 't do shit .	you alone can 't do anything..
ahh damn icant really remember , aha , it was shit anyways \| i thought lol	ahh i cant really remember,aha, it was bad anyways i thought lol
miss me while my computer was fucked ? guess not lol	miss me while my computer was down? guess not lol
it should , but unless your hdd is failing because of physical issues , then you have shit luck .	It should, but unless your Hdd is failing because of physical issues, then you’re out of luck

why the fuck was he even armed in the first place ?

why he was even armed in the first place ?

people bitch about how much it costs

People worry about how much it costs

some douche moaning to me about how shit his life is l i 'm boredd ! ! < 24

some guy complaining to me about how his life is not going well, i'm bored

gross abuse of authority like that ought to be fucking criminal .

Gross abuse pf authority like that should be a crime

bitch , stop vandalizing this talk page .

Stop vamdalizing this talk page

in the city , attached to a car around a roundabout is beyond stupid !

in the city , attached to a car around a roundabout is beyond normal!

he is sick , vile and disgusting .

He is not nice.

i can 't believe this shit the government continues to get away with .

I cannot believe how the government continues to get away with this.

shit nothing much , livin this yung life of mine nd chilln , wbu

Nothing much , living this Yung life if mine and chilling, what about you

her middle name is ' late ' lol rt i bet ass won 't make it on time loll .

She rarely make it on time.

you turn in these fucks you would be drinking for free for life

You turn in these things you would be drinking for free for life

those people don 't give a fuck about nuking their own land .

Those people don't care about nuking their own land.

his feels , or employment , don 't override my food not having ass on it .

his feels , or employment , don 't override my food not having it .

ted , your remarks are offensive , ignorant !

ted, your remarks are neither nice nor smart

dick cheney is a scumbag .

cheney is bad

damn trice now i 'm lonely

I am lonely

why should the taxpayers fund water rescue personnel while these fools put themselves and others at risk ? .

Why should the taxpayers fund water rescue personnel when thise people put themselves and other at risk?

this time shes dressed as a airhostess , the kinky bitch !

This time she's dressed as an airhostess.

our entire reputation would go to shit

our entire reputation would go to bad

bouchard has more brains than kournikova .

Bouchard is more intelligent than kournikova

as a news organisation , that makes them shit .

As a news organisation,that makes them terrible.

do some fucking research before you remove my shit .

get your facts straight

never seen so many exploding dicks .

Never seen such thing

so next year if you apply for yours , then youre a hypocrite , mike .

Next year if you apply for yours, you are not a good person, Mike.

holy fucking shit please re - read your post .

gosh, please re - read your post .

he gives quite a few fucks .

He dont care

why are these idiots still in office ?

why are these persons still in office ?

getting shit calls from the refs again

getting unwanted calls from the refs again

or , you could just grow the fuck up .

or , you could just grow up.

if we under react , we are fucked .

If we under react we are messed up

they get a fucking pittance , just enough to survive .

they get a little pittance , just enough to survive .

at what point does a country just say fuck it and not keep track anymore ?

at what point does a country just say I don't care and not keep track anymore?

ill assume youre just a knee jerk all government is bad and wasteful robot .

I'll assume you're just an incompetent government

well before all this shit .

Well before all this

the process it takes to get the pussy gives headaches

the process it takes to get the girl,gives headaches.

what a silly sarcastic press release .

what a sarcastic press release .

honestly , it sounds over but this shit is just getting started .

It sounds like it's over, but actually it's just started.

what a bag of poo .

What a load of nonsense.

damnnnnnnn i wanna fuck j - boog he look good as shit

he look good

ima be mad ass hell if it do !

I'm gonna be mad if it do!

omfg bitchh , ion want hear bout that shit ! lmfao

I don’t want to hear about that thing.

besttttt you knowwwww ! i don do shit w

Best you know, I didn't do it

i 'm using this as a standard unit of measurement " how much is a shit ton ?

i 'm using this as a standard unit of measurement " how much is a ton ?

no wonder these idiots lost .

That's why they lost.

i was being a smart ass .

i was being a smart

* when the usa do fucked up shit , thousands hundreds of thousands millions of civilians die en

When the USA makes mistakes, millions of civilians die.

i can fucken tell you have

Absolutely, I can tell you have

haha , you deserve life , but this bitter bitching is all you can do with it , lmao

haha , you deserve life , but this thing is all you can do with it.

oh shit , totally forgot about that .

I totally forgot about that.

i don 't fucking roll on shabbos .

I don't care.

duh ! ! ! he was out fucking another dog and then he cam back home

He was out with another dog and then he came back.

what 's the significance of the " two shits " ? ?

whats the significance of the " two things" ??

cause her cousin is with her so she can 't come over i just think its all fucked up .

Cause her cousin is with her so she can't come over I just think it's all over.

just sometimes u dnt kno who dick she been sucking

Sometimes you just don't know who she is been cheating with.

what the fuck is going on in france ? ! ? ! ?

what happening in france ? ! ? ! ?

shit is crazy expensive depending on what you 're talking about , it is and it isn 't .

Things are crazy expensive depending on what you 're talking about , it is and it isn 't .

the person who replied to you is talking shit .

the person who replied to you is talking inappropriately.

i just knew ur ass was on here lol this shit funny

I just knew you were here lol this thing funny

shit , we need to use something bigger .

We need to use something bigger

i just tried making a nore - fuck and virgins joke .

i just tried making joke .

my ass would hate me later , but i 'd be in little girl heaven

I will hate myself later but it's worth it

my drink is comign fucking great

my drink is coming good news

god damn , that is one low fucking bar .

That's a very low bar

yes they made themselves look like idiots just like the pathetic goptards .

Yes they made themselves look like they don't know anything just like the GOPs.

why you unfollowed me fuck man

why did you unfollow me man

the guy is an imbecile .

The guy is not good

the idiot makes a positive statement and then refutes it in the same paragraph .

He makes a positive statement and then refutes it in the same paragraph

junior year i went and had a date didn 't go well , she was a bitch

junior year i went and had a date didn 't go well , she was mean

congress ! that 's why we are so fucked .

Congress! That is why we are in this bad situation.

that would be such a mind fuck the criminals wouldn 't know what to do

That would really confuse the criminals, they wouldn't know what to do

you can add 3 & 1 internet to the shit list

You can add 3 &1 internet to the list

smoking doesn 't cost tax payers shit , it builds fucking schools .

Smoking doesn’t cost tax payers penny, it builds schools.

we smoke dat loud & dat kush ! ! lol ! ! u looked rough as fuck ! lmaoi

we smoke dirty! You look rough

fuck the palace of wonders too

I don't care about the palace of wonders too.

not having a job sucks more than a hooker with a bag of dicks .

It's terrible not to have a job

just because some indians died hundreds of years ago doesn 't mean indians on the rez deserve free shit .

just because some indians died hundreds of years ago doesn't mean indians on the rez deserve free things.

don young , liar and scammer .

Don Young is not a good person.

no transparency , no accountability , no integrity , no ethics , not a single fuck given .

No transpqrency , no accountability , no integrity , no ethic given.

what the fuck is this ? ! ' lol

What is this?

i 'm sorry for asking i ask random shit like that

I'm sorry for asking random questions like that

yea , it was a fun ass night , i think i met you an you were drunk already

yea , it was a fun night, I think I met you and you were drunk already.

are you a troll or just fucking retarded ?

Are you kidding me?

i dont give no fuck ! beyonce is great

Beyoncé is great.

shit i been aight i guess hbu

i've been alright i guess how about you

i laughed so fucking hard when " extreme " was 18 .

i laughed hard when "extreme" was 18

lmao ! ! i 'm tall as fuck

I'm quite tall

thank fucking christ there 's an amendment to prevent that .

thank God there 's an amendment to prevent that .

oh shit , 92 , 92 tweets ? i think i have an addiction

oh , 92 , 92 tweets ? i think i have an addiction

good shit that should be a classic

good that should be a classic

same goes for those fucking ants .

Same goes for those ants.

this shit is getting out of hand

this is getting out of hand

because governor cuomo doesn 't give a fuck about your ailments .

because governor cuomo don't care about your ailments.

many canadians are leaf fans and sucks at the same time .

Many canadians are leaflet and bad at the same time.

pokemon netbattle is some awesome fucking shit , and youre a goddamn cunt for not realizing it .

pokemon netbattle is awesome and you should realize it .

now you ass cant reply ! ! ! smh

So you can't reply?

tom is bad as fuck .

tom is very bad.

you alone can 't do shit .

you alone can 't do anything..

ahh damn icant really remember , aha , it was shit anyways | i thought lol

ahh i cant really remember,aha, it was bad anyways i thought lol

miss me while my computer was fucked ? guess not lol

miss me while my computer was down? guess not lol

it should , but unless your hdd is failing because of physical issues , then you have shit luck .

It should, but unless your Hdd is failing because of physical issues, then you’re out of luck