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why the fuck was he even armed in the first place ? | why he was even armed in the first place ? |
people bitch about how much it costs | People worry about how much it costs |
some douche moaning to me about how shit his life is l i 'm boredd ! ! < 24 | some guy complaining to me about how his life is not going well, i'm bored |
gross abuse of authority like that ought to be fucking criminal . | Gross abuse pf authority like that should be a crime |
bitch , stop vandalizing this talk page . | Stop vamdalizing this talk page |
in the city , attached to a car around a roundabout is beyond stupid ! | in the city , attached to a car around a roundabout is beyond normal! |
he is sick , vile and disgusting . | He is not nice. |
i can 't believe this shit the government continues to get away with . | I cannot believe how the government continues to get away with this. |
shit nothing much , livin this yung life of mine nd chilln , wbu | Nothing much , living this Yung life if mine and chilling, what about you |
her middle name is ' late ' lol rt i bet ass won 't make it on time loll . | She rarely make it on time. |
you turn in these fucks you would be drinking for free for life | You turn in these things you would be drinking for free for life |
those people don 't give a fuck about nuking their own land . | Those people don't care about nuking their own land. |
his feels , or employment , don 't override my food not having ass on it . | his feels , or employment , don 't override my food not having it . |
ted , your remarks are offensive , ignorant ! | ted, your remarks are neither nice nor smart |
dick cheney is a scumbag . | cheney is bad |
damn trice now i 'm lonely | I am lonely |
why should the taxpayers fund water rescue personnel while these fools put themselves and others at risk ? . | Why should the taxpayers fund water rescue personnel when thise people put themselves and other at risk? |
this time shes dressed as a airhostess , the kinky bitch ! | This time she's dressed as an airhostess. |
our entire reputation would go to shit | our entire reputation would go to bad |
bouchard has more brains than kournikova . | Bouchard is more intelligent than kournikova |
as a news organisation , that makes them shit . | As a news organisation,that makes them terrible. |
do some fucking research before you remove my shit . | get your facts straight |
never seen so many exploding dicks . | Never seen such thing |
so next year if you apply for yours , then youre a hypocrite , mike . | Next year if you apply for yours, you are not a good person, Mike. |
holy fucking shit please re - read your post . | gosh, please re - read your post . |
he gives quite a few fucks . | He dont care |
why are these idiots still in office ? | why are these persons still in office ? |
getting shit calls from the refs again | getting unwanted calls from the refs again |
or , you could just grow the fuck up . | or , you could just grow up. |
if we under react , we are fucked . | If we under react we are messed up |
they get a fucking pittance , just enough to survive . | they get a little pittance , just enough to survive . |
at what point does a country just say fuck it and not keep track anymore ? | at what point does a country just say I don't care and not keep track anymore? |
ill assume youre just a knee jerk all government is bad and wasteful robot . | I'll assume you're just an incompetent government |
well before all this shit . | Well before all this |
the process it takes to get the pussy gives headaches | the process it takes to get the girl,gives headaches. |
what a silly sarcastic press release . | what a sarcastic press release . |
honestly , it sounds over but this shit is just getting started . | It sounds like it's over, but actually it's just started. |
what a bag of poo . | What a load of nonsense. |
damnnnnnnn i wanna fuck j - boog he look good as shit | he look good |
ima be mad ass hell if it do ! | I'm gonna be mad if it do! |
omfg bitchh , ion want hear bout that shit ! lmfao | I don’t want to hear about that thing. |
besttttt you knowwwww ! i don do shit w | Best you know, I didn't do it |
i 'm using this as a standard unit of measurement " how much is a shit ton ? | i 'm using this as a standard unit of measurement " how much is a ton ? |
no wonder these idiots lost . | That's why they lost. |
i was being a smart ass . | i was being a smart |
* when the usa do fucked up shit , thousands hundreds of thousands millions of civilians die en | When the USA makes mistakes, millions of civilians die. |
i can fucken tell you have | Absolutely, I can tell you have |
haha , you deserve life , but this bitter bitching is all you can do with it , lmao | haha , you deserve life , but this thing is all you can do with it. |
oh shit , totally forgot about that . | I totally forgot about that. |
i don 't fucking roll on shabbos . | I don't care. |
duh ! ! ! he was out fucking another dog and then he cam back home | He was out with another dog and then he came back. |
what 's the significance of the " two shits " ? ? | whats the significance of the " two things" ?? |
cause her cousin is with her so she can 't come over i just think its all fucked up . | Cause her cousin is with her so she can't come over I just think it's all over. |
just sometimes u dnt kno who dick she been sucking | Sometimes you just don't know who she is been cheating with. |
what the fuck is going on in france ? ! ? ! ? | what happening in france ? ! ? ! ? |
shit is crazy expensive depending on what you 're talking about , it is and it isn 't . | Things are crazy expensive depending on what you 're talking about , it is and it isn 't . |
the person who replied to you is talking shit . | the person who replied to you is talking inappropriately. |
i just knew ur ass was on here lol this shit funny | I just knew you were here lol this thing funny |
shit , we need to use something bigger . | We need to use something bigger |
i just tried making a nore - fuck and virgins joke . | i just tried making joke . |
my ass would hate me later , but i 'd be in little girl heaven | I will hate myself later but it's worth it |
my drink is comign fucking great | my drink is coming good news |
god damn , that is one low fucking bar . | That's a very low bar |
yes they made themselves look like idiots just like the pathetic goptards . | Yes they made themselves look like they don't know anything just like the GOPs. |
why you unfollowed me fuck man | why did you unfollow me man |
the guy is an imbecile . | The guy is not good |
the idiot makes a positive statement and then refutes it in the same paragraph . | He makes a positive statement and then refutes it in the same paragraph |
junior year i went and had a date didn 't go well , she was a bitch | junior year i went and had a date didn 't go well , she was mean |
congress ! that 's why we are so fucked . | Congress! That is why we are in this bad situation. |
that would be such a mind fuck the criminals wouldn 't know what to do | That would really confuse the criminals, they wouldn't know what to do |
you can add 3 & 1 internet to the shit list | You can add 3 &1 internet to the list |
smoking doesn 't cost tax payers shit , it builds fucking schools . | Smoking doesn’t cost tax payers penny, it builds schools. |
we smoke dat loud & dat kush ! ! lol ! ! u looked rough as fuck ! lmaoi | we smoke dirty! You look rough |
fuck the palace of wonders too | I don't care about the palace of wonders too. |
not having a job sucks more than a hooker with a bag of dicks . | It's terrible not to have a job |
just because some indians died hundreds of years ago doesn 't mean indians on the rez deserve free shit . | just because some indians died hundreds of years ago doesn't mean indians on the rez deserve free things. |
don young , liar and scammer . | Don Young is not a good person. |
no transparency , no accountability , no integrity , no ethics , not a single fuck given . | No transpqrency , no accountability , no integrity , no ethic given. |
what the fuck is this ? ! ' lol | What is this? |
i 'm sorry for asking i ask random shit like that | I'm sorry for asking random questions like that |
yea , it was a fun ass night , i think i met you an you were drunk already | yea , it was a fun night, I think I met you and you were drunk already. |
are you a troll or just fucking retarded ? | Are you kidding me? |
i dont give no fuck ! beyonce is great | Beyoncé is great. |
shit i been aight i guess hbu | i've been alright i guess how about you |
i laughed so fucking hard when " extreme " was 18 . | i laughed hard when "extreme" was 18 |
lmao ! ! i 'm tall as fuck | I'm quite tall |
thank fucking christ there 's an amendment to prevent that . | thank God there 's an amendment to prevent that . |
oh shit , 92 , 92 tweets ? i think i have an addiction | oh , 92 , 92 tweets ? i think i have an addiction |
good shit that should be a classic | good that should be a classic |
same goes for those fucking ants . | Same goes for those ants. |
this shit is getting out of hand | this is getting out of hand |
because governor cuomo doesn 't give a fuck about your ailments . | because governor cuomo don't care about your ailments. |
many canadians are leaf fans and sucks at the same time . | Many canadians are leaflet and bad at the same time. |
pokemon netbattle is some awesome fucking shit , and youre a goddamn cunt for not realizing it . | pokemon netbattle is awesome and you should realize it . |
now you ass cant reply ! ! ! smh | So you can't reply? |
tom is bad as fuck . | tom is very bad. |
you alone can 't do shit . | you alone can 't do anything.. |
ahh damn icant really remember , aha , it was shit anyways | i thought lol | ahh i cant really remember,aha, it was bad anyways i thought lol |
miss me while my computer was fucked ? guess not lol | miss me while my computer was down? guess not lol |
it should , but unless your hdd is failing because of physical issues , then you have shit luck . | It should, but unless your Hdd is failing because of physical issues, then you’re out of luck |
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