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the us is going to be led by an ignoramus no amount of wishful thinking will change that . | The us is going to be led by an unsuitable person no amount of wishful thinking will change that. |
and that arrogant jerk kimmel told us if we dont like he is comments we should not watch . | He suggested that it’s better for us not to watch his comments. |
stop being an ass good advice , you should take it . | stop being difficult good advice , you should take it . |
to be fair , the lapd are total fucking idiots . | To be fair, the LAPD are unsuitable policemen. |
if it 's cheap as shit , they 'll know it cant be the real thing . | If it's cheap, they'll know it can't be the real thing |
the only troll is azira herself , trolling for islam and for western civilizations submission to the koran . | the only troll is azira herself , trolling for islam and for western civilizations submission to the koran . |
i hope this gives the usa a reason to shit or get off the pot already . | This should give the US a reason to get off already |
what ? ? ? ? ? ? i aint heard from yo ass in foreva | what ? ? ? ? ? ? i aint heard from yo in foreva |
pffft buy new and fuck the car you 'll be in london living zone 23 lol | pffft buy new and the car you 'll be in london living zone 23 |
and yes , he was a dolt . | he was not good |
except you didnt hear anything about them for an entire week until people started burning shit down . | except you didnt hear anything about them for an entire week until people started burning things down |
aghhh fuck i put it away already ! ! ! i 'm sure the lineup is online tho | I put it away already !!! I'm sure the lineup is online tho |
raised ? it 's been there for a long fucking time already . | Raised? It has been there for a long time already. |
i hear the flat next door are in the fucking scabs | the flat next door isn't good |
hes talking about vacuous right wing grifters like trump . | He is talking about people like trump |
russian forces would almost certainly get their asses out of there the second nato armour gets near donetsk . | Russian forces would almost certainly get out of there the second nato armour gets near donetsk. |
regular run of the mill r politics shit . | Regular run of the mill r politic nonsense. |
the demonizing of the south is stupid . | The demonizing of the south was not smart |
this lou dawson sounds a little dopey , to be honest . | This Lou Dawson sounds a little weird, to be honest. |
i 'm imaging polandball casting some purple shit on the ground with soldiers spawning in around him . | I'm imaging pollandball casting something purple on the ground with soldiers spawning in around him. |
that 's when the shit really hits the fan . | that's when it really hits the fan . |
thinks im a bitch ' all i said was that i wanted her to go away | all i said was that i wanted her to go away |
of course i freak out when he 's talking about shit like this - | Of course I freak out when he's talking about stuff like this - |
we got 24 hr gyms around this bitch now | we got 48 hr gyms around this now |
smoking the reefer can still get you shit - canned in colorado . | smoking reefer can still get you canned in colorado |
bitch ! lmao naww i know i know what you mean | naww i know i know what you mean |
why the shit does this need to be part of your constitution ? | Why does this need to be part of your constitution? |
only an overpriced rail system , what a bunch of donkeys ! | only an overpriced rail system |
a shitload of my friends peers are fucking idiots as well . | a lot of my friends peers are unintelligent as well . |
i 'm not cut out for that shit . | i 'm not cut out for that. |
you still fuckin wit us next week nephew | You're still with us next week, nephew. |
its 66 am and i want to sleep but fuck man i didnt want to see that . | It's 66 am and I want to sleep but I didn't want to see that. |
i dont even fucking like you right now , dave growled . | I don't like you right now. |
i cant believe he cant see how stupid and damaging this is to his presidency and his causes . | i cant believe he cant see how damaging this is to his presidency and his causes. |
which fucking assholes thought this was fake . | Who thought this was fake? |
god damn this is the single most underrated fucking aspect of this conflict . | This the most underrated aspect of this conflict |
did the scumbag slip an extra nannie in there ? | Did he slip an extra nannie in there? |
niggas shot at me an my lil bruh its over | People shot at me an my lil bruh its over |
that 's the pussy way out of dealing with your police being over aggressive asshole s | That’s the easy way out of dealing with your police being over aggressive people |
if you 're serious this is big shit . | If you're serious this is problem |
because as bad as he is , labor were seriously fucked up . | Despite how bad he is, labour was actually worse. |
it was about a boat or some shit | it was about a boat or something |
it was directed towards callin me a bitch | it was directed towards callin me a bad name |
having a big ass lol oh and she dated kanye | having a big bottom lol oh and she dated kanye |
pilotwings and shit do not belong in the same sentence . | pilotwings and other things do not belong in the same sentence |
why the fuck does it deserve a fine to feed homeless people ? | why does it deserve a fine to feed homeless people ? |
oh yeah , they are also complete losers . | Oh yeah , they are not qualified . |
im having the hardest time accepting that shit man ! ! ! irefuse to believe this shit | I'm having the hardest time accepting that man, I refuse to believe this. |
she even looks like a hag . | She looked like she needed some rest. |
there isn 't an age when you get mentally equipped for that level of shit . | There isn't an age when you get mentally equipped for that level of thing. |
i don 't know why people are fucking surprised . | I don’t know why people are surprised |
whoah they 've been doing that ? ? ? fuck . | whoah they 've been doing that ? ? ? |
they havent even got the balls to publish their blacklist . | They don't publish their blacklist . |
nathan , lock your bitch back up in her cage please were she belongs ? | Nathan,lock back up in her cage please were she belongs? |
hahahahaha i love you too my little whale bitch < 10 hahaha | hahahahaha i love you too my little whale < 10 hahaha |
diggin in the crates , where the fuck is he would be amazed ! | where is he would be amazed ! |
doesn 't have shit to do with you . | doesn't have anything to do with you . |
sit back in your fucking computer chair and continue to talk shit about things you have no idea about . | sit back in your computer chair and continue to talk about things you have no idea about . |
op is a misleading piece of shit . | op is a misleading piece of bad thing. |
i 'm fucking down ! ! d 29 bucks a gram b | i 'm down ! ! d 29 bucks a gram b |
- dosnt move - bitch you laughed - pouts and turns head - | dosnt move - you laughed - pouts and turns head |
his blood contents hemoglobin and other shits 6 . | his blood contents hemoglobin and other stuffs 6 . |
israel will also be protected by canada if the general assembly is foolish enough to put another u | israel will also be protected by canada if the general assembly is not understand enough to put another u |
nobody cares about your bitching though . | Nobody care about what you're complaining about though. |
haha i 'll be like yo ass get over here ! ! ! | haha i 'll be like get over here ! ! ! |
we do perfectly fine without shooting shit up . | We do perfectly fine without shooting. |
how is it fucked up ? | how it is wrong |
who cares because minimum wage raised ! their qualifications mean fuck all now . | Minimum wage raised so qualifications dont mean anything now. |
that is why we are better than those shits . | That is why we are better than those people. |
i am sick of hearing about this old fuck who doesn 't know how to groom himself . | I am sick of hearing about this old man who doesn't know how to take care of himself. |
there 's no nicer way to say this you could start by not saying fuck in every comment . | there's no nicer way to say this you could start by not cursing every moment |
u want me to look crazy ? lol this bitch gonna be on the news and shit | you want me to look awkward? this woman will be on the news |
don 't bother yourself with that shit . | don't bother yourself with that |
hell yeah you better get my bro his italian ass he a ghetto italian doe ! ! | yeah you better get my bro his italian he a ghetto italian doe ! ! |
no the fuck its not ! | no its not ! |
- get the stick out of my ass | get the stick out of me |
it means that the person in charge gets second - guessed by every clever little twat with a mouth . | it means that the person in charge gets second - guessed by every clever little with a mouth . |
bitch don 't tell * me * what time it is . | Do not tell me what time it is. |
he probably assessed the situation and decided he should not intervene for his own safety , fuck him right ? | he probably assessed the situation and decided he should not intervene for his own safety , right ? |
this is the kind of shit that gets people to believe in conspiracy theories . | this is what gets people to believe in conspiracy theories |
i fucking accidentally clicked on it to asshole ! | I accidentally clicked on it |
is there a fucking problem with that ? | is there any problem with that |
and why the fuck was he carrying a knife ? | And why was he carrying a knife |
did you just see the title and say , oh shit the us is at it again . | Did you just see the title and say , oh the us is at it again |
fuck scott walker , i just hope his run exposes him | Scott Walker, I just hope his run exposes him. |
so fuck you for equating the two . | This is not good to equate the two. |
like , who gives a shit what trump 's view on this is haha ? | like, who gives a care what trump’s view on this haha? |
shit , i feel sorry for that house . | I feel sorry for that house. |
i moved to california for a year last year and was homeless cause shit happens . | i moved to california for a year last year and was homeless cause happens . |
fuck it ? rt everyone could just come to my house but fuck it . | Everyone could just come to my house but not that thing |
i want you to fuck off . | I want you to go away |
not shit though just trying to have some fun | not though just trying to have some fun |
large corporate entity takes a shit on consumers by leveraging government enforced monopoly status | large corporate entity take advantage on consumers by leveraging government enforced monopoly status |
dont give me that crap of its only hisstart . | Don’t tell me that it’s only his start. |
sexy as fuck of course | Very sexy of course |
face down , ass up , that 's how transformers like to truck ! | Face down, back up, that's how transformers like to truck! |
the person who replied to you is talking shit . | the person who replied to you is talking something . |
this woman is a hack . | This woman is a hack . |
chelsea need to stop losing to shit teams like wolves , sunderland and liverpool for that to happen . | chelsea need to stop losing to small teams like wolves , sunderland and liverpool for that to happen . |
too weak , and with too little friends to not give a shit about international law . | Too weak and with too little friends to not care about international law |
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