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- holy shit this thread is retarded
Good gracious this thread is not progressive
lol why the fuck he ain 't hit that one ?
Why has he not hit that one
yeah man , fuck our privacy or the right to be dumb when you 're young .
yeah man , our privacy or the right to be dumb when you 're young .
i think we have better things to care about in paris than to showcase this shit .
i think we have better things to care about in paris than to showcase this
that my friend , was fucking witty as shit
that my friend , was really witty.
its something thats true by definition , idiot .
It's true by definition.
" fucking nsa , what , now a surveillance base there as well ?
you mean there is a surveillance base there as well now.
your a cocksucker u cant do anything to me
You can't do anything to me
i am hot shit , yoo .
I'm hot, yo!
that is not a friggen hat , it s called a cover you idiots .
that is not a hat , it's called a cover.
nothing this bitch ass nigga just called my house to ask fa my friend
Nothing, he called my house to ask for my friend
fucking super awesome , let 's keep meandering on this road to hell .
That's super awesome, let's keep meandering on this road to hell.
lol , i was saying this in 77 , and nobody fucking listened .
lol , i was saying this in 77 , and nobody listened .
are you actually fucking kidding me ? noooooo ! d
Are you kidding me
yeah right there are no caves in the mediterranean to hide your ass rachid .
Yeah right there are no caves in the Mediterranean to hide you rachid
i don 't give a shit about your shitty healthcare .
i don 't care about your healthcare .
dear baddest bitch , you seem to have left a bottle in lay 's car
Dear you, you seem to have left a bottle in Lay's car.
they are just trying to cover their asses .
They're just trying to cover up themselves
get the fuck outta here
Get out of here
its softer than fresh baby shit
It's very soft.
that 's right old school is back and it 's wrathful as fuck .
That's right old school is back and it's so wrathful.
the uk is too scared to do shit .
The UK is too scared to do anything
ima go crazy ! ! they scare the shit outta me
ima go crazy ! ! they scare me
that 's new shit , you wasn 't like that .
That's new thing, you wasn't like that.
my grandparents said a lot of crazy shit .
My grandparents said a lot of crazy things.
for fucks sake dea - how much more evidence do you need ?
how much more evidence do you need
the garbage that is being created by cnn and other news agencies is outrageous .
The news that is being created by cnn and other news agencies is outrageous.
they don 't give a shit about websites , it us netflix and hulu who are taking their business .
they don't care about websites, it us netflix and hulu who are taking their business .
thats why trump keeps doing such stupid stuff .
That's why Trump keeps doing such stuff.
i mention yur ass all the time , yu can never say im fake ever again mister
I mentioned your name all the time, you can never say I am fake ever again.
i don 't want to go ! fucking anatomy test
I don't want to go! I hate anatomy test
i 'm halfway done with her crazy ass , and refuse to start from scratch
i 'm halfway done with her , and refuse to start from scratch
i doubt trump was chosen by god to be anything but the clown he has proven to be .
I doubt Trump was chosen by god to be anything but a comedian he has proven to be.
you really been on that wrestling shit again huh ? haha
You're really into wresting again?
on a scale of 12 to fucking awesome , how was it ?
On a scale of 12 to awesome, how was it?
instead , get yer ass to the voting booth and do soemthing about it .
instead , get yourself to the voting booth and do soemthing about it .
moron met the civility threshold .
He met the civility threshold
! ! ! ! its overrer ! ! ! rt tru shit u right ! ! !
It's true
what the fuck is he doing patrolling with his gun drawn ?
what is he doing patrolling with his gun drawn ?
it 's looking pretty fucking goddamn hilarious already .
It’s looking hilarious already
they have sharp as shit claws that can slice you open .
they have sharp claws that can slice you open
he is just one big black talker .
he is just one big talker .
i 'd pay good money for that shit .
i 'd pay good money for that (work/stuff).
where the fuck has been ? fuck you at otherbrain ? ?
Where have u been? At otherbrain?
kissing you , holding you close to me damn
Kissing you, holding you close to me.
they write some fucked up regulations for businesses , small farms and pass crazy weird tax laws .
they write some unfair regulations for businesses , small farms and pass crazy weird tax laws .
just look up a restaurant and bam , there are reviews right fucking there .
just look up a restaurant and bam , there are reviews right there .
generally speaking its not a concern to give a shit about the future if you 're getting paid millions now
generally speaking its not a concern to care about the future if you 're getting paid millions now
a - fucking - men , she 's so perfect looking .
She is so perfect looking
mexico can be great but it 's fucked up and dangerous at the moment .
mexico can be great but it 's dangerous at the moment.
tyga on this black thoughts 48 mixtape this shit ard dl it
tyga on this black thoughts 48 mixtape this thing ard dl it
fuck it im creating a lobby or cheap fiber isp
Leave it, I'm creating a lobby or cheap fiber isp.
fuck black friday ! ! it 's all about small business saturday , whoop whoop ! !
forget black friday ! ! it 's all about small business saturday , whoop whoop ! !
i don 't get a fucking medal for doing mine .
I don't get a medal for doing mine.
that 's literally the stupidest fucking thing i 've ever heard .
that 's literally the bad thing i 've ever heard .
short sighted and incompetent politicians have destroyed this island !
Politicians have destroyed this island. They were not suitable for the post.
* begins sprinting through the crowd of people * shit shit shit .
*sprinting around the crowd* No, No, No.
shit got outta hand tonight haha
Things got out of Control Tonight.
does this make you laugh " i dont give a flying fuck
Does thus make you laugh.
a small group of masked jerks disrupted the demonstration with violence .
a small group of masked people disrupted the demonstration with violence
that shit was so funny
that was so funny
imma keep all of dem fuck it !
I prefer to keep all of them, thank you
man let me edit the damn pink spiders page .
Can you let me edit the spiders page
kill another whale we live on that food
We have to survive
fuck me that movie was bad .
Unfortunately that movie was bad.
oswald better then ugly old ms .
oswald better then old ms .
don 't call me pathetic when you are the one who said olly was " shit "
don 't call me pathetic when you are the one who said olly was " bad "
dunno man it 's been shit haha i 'm on the my iphone 81 teehee
I donr know man.I'm on my iphone 81.
jam and preserves have all that extra shit in them .
jam and preserves have all that extra stuff in them;
paul ryan is an utter fool
I think Paul ryan is unwise
you are too stupid to understand that this is called negotiating !
you cant understand that this is called negotiating !
where the fuck was i ? ? ? ? ? ?
where was i??
not sure why this shit gets upvoted , let me see some real news .
Not sure why this gets upvoted, let me see some real news.
i 'm bouta tweet like shit until we pick upp at work
i 'm bouta tweet like this until we pick upp at work
this shit needs to stop , now !
This needs to be stop now
nah im gonna check this shit out right now ! ! xx
No I'm going to check this thing out right now
ohh hell no ! most peopl are saying dumb shit anyway ! lol
Most of the people are not that smart.
fuck you give me a break and help me for once ! !
give me a break and help me for once
is my best fucking friend
is my best friend
who the fuck cares asshole ?
Who cares?
yes it is very tiring and there are lots of racist idiots that post on the denver post .
yes it is very tiring and there are lots of racists that post on the denver post .
once again , hawaii is looked to be incompetent
Again, Hawaii didn't do his job well
aircraft carriers don 't mean shit , if the american economy society are in the fucking garbage can .
Aircraft carriers don't mean anything ,if the American economy is on the low
u just gon recite the whole damn song huh ? ?
u just gon recite the whole song
it 's fucking almost 81 years away .
It's almost 81 years away.
the pope is not the fucking authority on climate science .
The Pope doesn't have the authority on climate Science.
maybe they wanted the fucking money ? mondoweiss
maybe they wanted the money ? mondoweiss
get the fuck off my facebook ? haha gtfomf
get off of my facebook
captain fuckin crunch is the shit !
Captain crunch is the best.
fuck , not again > islamic state militants in eastern syria oh .
not again > islamic state militants in eastern syria oh .
and why the fuck wouldn 't he .
And why wouldn't he.
he never needs the room , shit he doesn 't say shit
he never needs the room ,he doesn't say that
no one can pay attention when trump is shitting on everything .
no one can pay attention when trump is blaming on everything .
there 's a bunch of other shit mixed in there that isn 't tanks .
There's a bunch of other things mixed in there that are not tanks.
in this year , psycho - bitch rachel had her entire situation , quote , " blown - up "
in this year ,rachel had her entire situation , quote , " blown - up "
hi everyone , i 'm dyeing my hair right now and it itches like fuck
Hi everyone, I'm dying my hair right now and it itches so bad
" oh shit , mexico , you got an alien attack ?
Mexico, you got an alien attack
i got shit to do * sable *
I got stuff to do *sable*
at least educate yourself before you show your ignorant envy to the world .
At least educate yourself beforw you show your opinion to the world.
just go the fuck away .
just get out of here