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- holy shit this thread is retarded | Good gracious this thread is not progressive |
lol why the fuck he ain 't hit that one ? | Why has he not hit that one |
yeah man , fuck our privacy or the right to be dumb when you 're young . | yeah man , our privacy or the right to be dumb when you 're young . |
i think we have better things to care about in paris than to showcase this shit . | i think we have better things to care about in paris than to showcase this |
that my friend , was fucking witty as shit | that my friend , was really witty. |
its something thats true by definition , idiot . | It's true by definition. |
" fucking nsa , what , now a surveillance base there as well ? | you mean there is a surveillance base there as well now. |
your a cocksucker u cant do anything to me | You can't do anything to me |
i am hot shit , yoo . | I'm hot, yo! |
that is not a friggen hat , it s called a cover you idiots . | that is not a hat , it's called a cover. |
nothing this bitch ass nigga just called my house to ask fa my friend | Nothing, he called my house to ask for my friend |
fucking super awesome , let 's keep meandering on this road to hell . | That's super awesome, let's keep meandering on this road to hell. |
lol , i was saying this in 77 , and nobody fucking listened . | lol , i was saying this in 77 , and nobody listened . |
are you actually fucking kidding me ? noooooo ! d | Are you kidding me |
yeah right there are no caves in the mediterranean to hide your ass rachid . | Yeah right there are no caves in the Mediterranean to hide you rachid |
i don 't give a shit about your shitty healthcare . | i don 't care about your healthcare . |
dear baddest bitch , you seem to have left a bottle in lay 's car | Dear you, you seem to have left a bottle in Lay's car. |
they are just trying to cover their asses . | They're just trying to cover up themselves |
get the fuck outta here | Get out of here |
its softer than fresh baby shit | It's very soft. |
that 's right old school is back and it 's wrathful as fuck . | That's right old school is back and it's so wrathful. |
the uk is too scared to do shit . | The UK is too scared to do anything |
ima go crazy ! ! they scare the shit outta me | ima go crazy ! ! they scare me |
that 's new shit , you wasn 't like that . | That's new thing, you wasn't like that. |
my grandparents said a lot of crazy shit . | My grandparents said a lot of crazy things. |
for fucks sake dea - how much more evidence do you need ? | how much more evidence do you need |
the garbage that is being created by cnn and other news agencies is outrageous . | The news that is being created by cnn and other news agencies is outrageous. |
they don 't give a shit about websites , it us netflix and hulu who are taking their business . | they don't care about websites, it us netflix and hulu who are taking their business . |
thats why trump keeps doing such stupid stuff . | That's why Trump keeps doing such stuff. |
i mention yur ass all the time , yu can never say im fake ever again mister | I mentioned your name all the time, you can never say I am fake ever again. |
i don 't want to go ! fucking anatomy test | I don't want to go! I hate anatomy test |
i 'm halfway done with her crazy ass , and refuse to start from scratch | i 'm halfway done with her , and refuse to start from scratch |
i doubt trump was chosen by god to be anything but the clown he has proven to be . | I doubt Trump was chosen by god to be anything but a comedian he has proven to be. |
you really been on that wrestling shit again huh ? haha | You're really into wresting again? |
on a scale of 12 to fucking awesome , how was it ? | On a scale of 12 to awesome, how was it? |
instead , get yer ass to the voting booth and do soemthing about it . | instead , get yourself to the voting booth and do soemthing about it . |
moron met the civility threshold . | He met the civility threshold |
! ! ! ! its overrer ! ! ! rt tru shit u right ! ! ! | It's true |
what the fuck is he doing patrolling with his gun drawn ? | what is he doing patrolling with his gun drawn ? |
it 's looking pretty fucking goddamn hilarious already . | It’s looking hilarious already |
they have sharp as shit claws that can slice you open . | they have sharp claws that can slice you open |
he is just one big black talker . | he is just one big talker . |
i 'd pay good money for that shit . | i 'd pay good money for that (work/stuff). |
where the fuck has been ? fuck you at otherbrain ? ? | Where have u been? At otherbrain? |
kissing you , holding you close to me damn | Kissing you, holding you close to me. |
they write some fucked up regulations for businesses , small farms and pass crazy weird tax laws . | they write some unfair regulations for businesses , small farms and pass crazy weird tax laws . |
just look up a restaurant and bam , there are reviews right fucking there . | just look up a restaurant and bam , there are reviews right there . |
generally speaking its not a concern to give a shit about the future if you 're getting paid millions now | generally speaking its not a concern to care about the future if you 're getting paid millions now |
a - fucking - men , she 's so perfect looking . | She is so perfect looking |
mexico can be great but it 's fucked up and dangerous at the moment . | mexico can be great but it 's dangerous at the moment. |
tyga on this black thoughts 48 mixtape this shit ard dl it | tyga on this black thoughts 48 mixtape this thing ard dl it |
fuck it im creating a lobby or cheap fiber isp | Leave it, I'm creating a lobby or cheap fiber isp. |
fuck black friday ! ! it 's all about small business saturday , whoop whoop ! ! | forget black friday ! ! it 's all about small business saturday , whoop whoop ! ! |
i don 't get a fucking medal for doing mine . | I don't get a medal for doing mine. |
that 's literally the stupidest fucking thing i 've ever heard . | that 's literally the bad thing i 've ever heard . |
short sighted and incompetent politicians have destroyed this island ! | Politicians have destroyed this island. They were not suitable for the post. |
* begins sprinting through the crowd of people * shit shit shit . | *sprinting around the crowd* No, No, No. |
shit got outta hand tonight haha | Things got out of Control Tonight. |
does this make you laugh " i dont give a flying fuck | Does thus make you laugh. |
a small group of masked jerks disrupted the demonstration with violence . | a small group of masked people disrupted the demonstration with violence |
that shit was so funny | that was so funny |
imma keep all of dem fuck it ! | I prefer to keep all of them, thank you |
man let me edit the damn pink spiders page . | Can you let me edit the spiders page |
kill another whale we live on that food | We have to survive |
fuck me that movie was bad . | Unfortunately that movie was bad. |
oswald better then ugly old ms . | oswald better then old ms . |
don 't call me pathetic when you are the one who said olly was " shit " | don 't call me pathetic when you are the one who said olly was " bad " |
dunno man it 's been shit haha i 'm on the my iphone 81 teehee | I donr know man.I'm on my iphone 81. |
jam and preserves have all that extra shit in them . | jam and preserves have all that extra stuff in them; |
paul ryan is an utter fool | I think Paul ryan is unwise |
you are too stupid to understand that this is called negotiating ! | you cant understand that this is called negotiating ! |
where the fuck was i ? ? ? ? ? ? | where was i?? |
not sure why this shit gets upvoted , let me see some real news . | Not sure why this gets upvoted, let me see some real news. |
i 'm bouta tweet like shit until we pick upp at work | i 'm bouta tweet like this until we pick upp at work |
this shit needs to stop , now ! | This needs to be stop now |
nah im gonna check this shit out right now ! ! xx | No I'm going to check this thing out right now |
ohh hell no ! most peopl are saying dumb shit anyway ! lol | Most of the people are not that smart. |
fuck you give me a break and help me for once ! ! | give me a break and help me for once |
is my best fucking friend | is my best friend |
who the fuck cares asshole ? | Who cares? |
yes it is very tiring and there are lots of racist idiots that post on the denver post . | yes it is very tiring and there are lots of racists that post on the denver post . |
once again , hawaii is looked to be incompetent | Again, Hawaii didn't do his job well |
aircraft carriers don 't mean shit , if the american economy society are in the fucking garbage can . | Aircraft carriers don't mean anything ,if the American economy is on the low |
u just gon recite the whole damn song huh ? ? | u just gon recite the whole song |
it 's fucking almost 81 years away . | It's almost 81 years away. |
the pope is not the fucking authority on climate science . | The Pope doesn't have the authority on climate Science. |
maybe they wanted the fucking money ? mondoweiss | maybe they wanted the money ? mondoweiss |
get the fuck off my facebook ? haha gtfomf | get off of my facebook |
captain fuckin crunch is the shit ! | Captain crunch is the best. |
fuck , not again > islamic state militants in eastern syria oh . | not again > islamic state militants in eastern syria oh . |
and why the fuck wouldn 't he . | And why wouldn't he. |
he never needs the room , shit he doesn 't say shit | he never needs the room ,he doesn't say that |
no one can pay attention when trump is shitting on everything . | no one can pay attention when trump is blaming on everything . |
there 's a bunch of other shit mixed in there that isn 't tanks . | There's a bunch of other things mixed in there that are not tanks. |
in this year , psycho - bitch rachel had her entire situation , quote , " blown - up " | in this year ,rachel had her entire situation , quote , " blown - up " |
hi everyone , i 'm dyeing my hair right now and it itches like fuck | Hi everyone, I'm dying my hair right now and it itches so bad |
" oh shit , mexico , you got an alien attack ? | Mexico, you got an alien attack |
i got shit to do * sable * | I got stuff to do *sable* |
at least educate yourself before you show your ignorant envy to the world . | At least educate yourself beforw you show your opinion to the world. |
just go the fuck away . | just get out of here |
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