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- holy shit this thread is retarded
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Good gracious this thread is not progressive
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lol why the fuck he ain 't hit that one ?
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Why has he not hit that one
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yeah man , fuck our privacy or the right to be dumb when you 're young .
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yeah man , our privacy or the right to be dumb when you 're young .
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i think we have better things to care about in paris than to showcase this shit .
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i think we have better things to care about in paris than to showcase this
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that my friend , was fucking witty as shit
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that my friend , was really witty.
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its something thats true by definition , idiot .
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It's true by definition.
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" fucking nsa , what , now a surveillance base there as well ?
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you mean there is a surveillance base there as well now.
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your a cocksucker u cant do anything to me
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You can't do anything to me
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i am hot shit , yoo .
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I'm hot, yo!
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that is not a friggen hat , it s called a cover you idiots .
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that is not a hat , it's called a cover.
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nothing this bitch ass nigga just called my house to ask fa my friend
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Nothing, he called my house to ask for my friend
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fucking super awesome , let 's keep meandering on this road to hell .
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That's super awesome, let's keep meandering on this road to hell.
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lol , i was saying this in 77 , and nobody fucking listened .
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lol , i was saying this in 77 , and nobody listened .
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are you actually fucking kidding me ? noooooo ! d
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Are you kidding me
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yeah right there are no caves in the mediterranean to hide your ass rachid .
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Yeah right there are no caves in the Mediterranean to hide you rachid
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i don 't give a shit about your shitty healthcare .
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i don 't care about your healthcare .
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dear baddest bitch , you seem to have left a bottle in lay 's car
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Dear you, you seem to have left a bottle in Lay's car.
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they are just trying to cover their asses .
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They're just trying to cover up themselves
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get the fuck outta here
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Get out of here
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its softer than fresh baby shit
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It's very soft.
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that 's right old school is back and it 's wrathful as fuck .
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That's right old school is back and it's so wrathful.
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the uk is too scared to do shit .
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The UK is too scared to do anything
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ima go crazy ! ! they scare the shit outta me
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ima go crazy ! ! they scare me
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that 's new shit , you wasn 't like that .
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That's new thing, you wasn't like that.
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my grandparents said a lot of crazy shit .
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My grandparents said a lot of crazy things.
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for fucks sake dea - how much more evidence do you need ?
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how much more evidence do you need
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the garbage that is being created by cnn and other news agencies is outrageous .
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The news that is being created by cnn and other news agencies is outrageous.
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they don 't give a shit about websites , it us netflix and hulu who are taking their business .
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they don't care about websites, it us netflix and hulu who are taking their business .
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thats why trump keeps doing such stupid stuff .
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That's why Trump keeps doing such stuff.
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i mention yur ass all the time , yu can never say im fake ever again mister
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I mentioned your name all the time, you can never say I am fake ever again.
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i don 't want to go ! fucking anatomy test
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I don't want to go! I hate anatomy test
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i 'm halfway done with her crazy ass , and refuse to start from scratch
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i 'm halfway done with her , and refuse to start from scratch
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i doubt trump was chosen by god to be anything but the clown he has proven to be .
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I doubt Trump was chosen by god to be anything but a comedian he has proven to be.
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you really been on that wrestling shit again huh ? haha
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You're really into wresting again?
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on a scale of 12 to fucking awesome , how was it ?
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On a scale of 12 to awesome, how was it?
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instead , get yer ass to the voting booth and do soemthing about it .
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instead , get yourself to the voting booth and do soemthing about it .
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moron met the civility threshold .
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He met the civility threshold
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! ! ! ! its overrer ! ! ! rt tru shit u right ! ! !
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It's true
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what the fuck is he doing patrolling with his gun drawn ?
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what is he doing patrolling with his gun drawn ?
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it 's looking pretty fucking goddamn hilarious already .
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It’s looking hilarious already
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they have sharp as shit claws that can slice you open .
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they have sharp claws that can slice you open
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he is just one big black talker .
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he is just one big talker .
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i 'd pay good money for that shit .
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i 'd pay good money for that (work/stuff).
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where the fuck has been ? fuck you at otherbrain ? ?
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Where have u been? At otherbrain?
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kissing you , holding you close to me damn
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Kissing you, holding you close to me.
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they write some fucked up regulations for businesses , small farms and pass crazy weird tax laws .
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they write some unfair regulations for businesses , small farms and pass crazy weird tax laws .
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just look up a restaurant and bam , there are reviews right fucking there .
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just look up a restaurant and bam , there are reviews right there .
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generally speaking its not a concern to give a shit about the future if you 're getting paid millions now
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generally speaking its not a concern to care about the future if you 're getting paid millions now
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a - fucking - men , she 's so perfect looking .
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She is so perfect looking
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mexico can be great but it 's fucked up and dangerous at the moment .
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mexico can be great but it 's dangerous at the moment.
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tyga on this black thoughts 48 mixtape this shit ard dl it
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tyga on this black thoughts 48 mixtape this thing ard dl it
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fuck it im creating a lobby or cheap fiber isp
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Leave it, I'm creating a lobby or cheap fiber isp.
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fuck black friday ! ! it 's all about small business saturday , whoop whoop ! !
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forget black friday ! ! it 's all about small business saturday , whoop whoop ! !
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i don 't get a fucking medal for doing mine .
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I don't get a medal for doing mine.
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that 's literally the stupidest fucking thing i 've ever heard .
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that 's literally the bad thing i 've ever heard .
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short sighted and incompetent politicians have destroyed this island !
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Politicians have destroyed this island. They were not suitable for the post.
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* begins sprinting through the crowd of people * shit shit shit .
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*sprinting around the crowd* No, No, No.
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shit got outta hand tonight haha
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Things got out of Control Tonight.
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does this make you laugh " i dont give a flying fuck
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Does thus make you laugh.
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a small group of masked jerks disrupted the demonstration with violence .
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a small group of masked people disrupted the demonstration with violence
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that shit was so funny
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that was so funny
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imma keep all of dem fuck it !
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I prefer to keep all of them, thank you
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man let me edit the damn pink spiders page .
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Can you let me edit the spiders page
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kill another whale we live on that food
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We have to survive
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fuck me that movie was bad .
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Unfortunately that movie was bad.
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oswald better then ugly old ms .
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oswald better then old ms .
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don 't call me pathetic when you are the one who said olly was " shit "
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don 't call me pathetic when you are the one who said olly was " bad "
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dunno man it 's been shit haha i 'm on the my iphone 81 teehee
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I donr know man.I'm on my iphone 81.
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jam and preserves have all that extra shit in them .
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jam and preserves have all that extra stuff in them;
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paul ryan is an utter fool
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I think Paul ryan is unwise
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you are too stupid to understand that this is called negotiating !
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you cant understand that this is called negotiating !
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where the fuck was i ? ? ? ? ? ?
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where was i??
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not sure why this shit gets upvoted , let me see some real news .
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Not sure why this gets upvoted, let me see some real news.
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i 'm bouta tweet like shit until we pick upp at work
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i 'm bouta tweet like this until we pick upp at work
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this shit needs to stop , now !
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This needs to be stop now
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nah im gonna check this shit out right now ! ! xx
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No I'm going to check this thing out right now
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ohh hell no ! most peopl are saying dumb shit anyway ! lol
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Most of the people are not that smart.
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fuck you give me a break and help me for once ! !
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give me a break and help me for once
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is my best fucking friend
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is my best friend
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who the fuck cares asshole ?
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Who cares?
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yes it is very tiring and there are lots of racist idiots that post on the denver post .
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yes it is very tiring and there are lots of racists that post on the denver post .
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once again , hawaii is looked to be incompetent
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Again, Hawaii didn't do his job well
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aircraft carriers don 't mean shit , if the american economy society are in the fucking garbage can .
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Aircraft carriers don't mean anything ,if the American economy is on the low
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u just gon recite the whole damn song huh ? ?
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u just gon recite the whole song
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it 's fucking almost 81 years away .
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It's almost 81 years away.
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the pope is not the fucking authority on climate science .
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The Pope doesn't have the authority on climate Science.
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maybe they wanted the fucking money ? mondoweiss
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maybe they wanted the money ? mondoweiss
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get the fuck off my facebook ? haha gtfomf
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get off of my facebook
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captain fuckin crunch is the shit !
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Captain crunch is the best.
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fuck , not again > islamic state militants in eastern syria oh .
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not again > islamic state militants in eastern syria oh .
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and why the fuck wouldn 't he .
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And why wouldn't he.
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he never needs the room , shit he doesn 't say shit
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he never needs the room ,he doesn't say that
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no one can pay attention when trump is shitting on everything .
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no one can pay attention when trump is blaming on everything .
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there 's a bunch of other shit mixed in there that isn 't tanks .
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There's a bunch of other things mixed in there that are not tanks.
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in this year , psycho - bitch rachel had her entire situation , quote , " blown - up "
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in this year ,rachel had her entire situation , quote , " blown - up "
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hi everyone , i 'm dyeing my hair right now and it itches like fuck
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Hi everyone, I'm dying my hair right now and it itches so bad
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" oh shit , mexico , you got an alien attack ?
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Mexico, you got an alien attack
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i got shit to do * sable *
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I got stuff to do *sable*
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at least educate yourself before you show your ignorant envy to the world .
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At least educate yourself beforw you show your opinion to the world.
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just go the fuck away .
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just get out of here
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