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the guy who tackled the gunman if it 's true is a fucking legend
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the guy who tackled the gunman if it 's true is a legend
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bitch when werent you in love lol
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When weren’t you in love?
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well it came fresh out his ass , so i don 't see how it could be wrong .
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well it came fresh out his mouth , so i don 't see how it could be wrong .
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they are practically twins and equally dullwitted .
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They’re practically twins and are equally not wise
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jesus christ my country is going to absolute shit .
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Jesus Christ my country is going to absolutely nothing
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why dudes always asking for pictures all da damn time
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why people always asking for pictures all the time
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instead , get yer ass to the voting booth and do soemthing about it .
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Instead, go to the voting booth and make a difference.
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ali talked trash , but he also had the goods .
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Ali talked nonsense but he also had the goods.
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it also completely fucked over my grandmother , forcing her to pay $500 m for health insurance .
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It also completely incapacitated my grandmother, forcing her to pay $500 m for health insurance.
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yeahh fuck you for waking me up
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I am not pleased with you for waking me up
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ill figure this shit out .
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ill figure this out
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fuck that , i ain 't supporting a company as nutless as this .
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I aint supporting this company
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i 'm actually gutted because there with deaf havana and lower than atlantis ! fuck sake
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i 'm actually gutted because there with deaf havana and lower than atlantis !
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screw them , and screw it !
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I don't like them
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think about puppies and kittens and pretty little cakes and ribbons and shit .
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think about puppies and kittens and pretty little cakes and ribbons
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bitch , stop vandalizing this talk page .
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stop vandalizing this talk page .
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i 'm sorry people are being dicks to u
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I'm sorry people are disturbing you
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yeah get that car shit straight it 's time to go out and do it big ! ! lol
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yeah get that car straight it 's time to go out and do it big ! ! lol
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the cops where i live are chill as fuck i 'm not too worried about myself .
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The cops of my area are cool
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the guy is an idiot and why on earth would google want someone that stupid working for them .
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why does google want someone unprofessional working for them
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cool cool , there 's so much other shit u will like about your phone ! get sbsettings dawg
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cool cool , there 's so much other u will like about your phone ! get sbsettings dawg
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there 's a lot of unacceptable shit on tv .
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There’s a lot of unacceptable things on tv.
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i seen that , either he 's talking shit or farmo has filled me full of false hope ?
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Either he is talking not good or darmo had given me hopes that are not true
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and it 's sometimes hard as fuck trying to become one as well .
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and it 's sometimes so hard trying to become one as well .
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no bat shit crazy animal rights activists here to complain ?
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No animal rights activists here to complain?
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no wonder i wasnt hearing shit my phone was 10 notch from silent
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No wonder I wasn't hearing anything, my phone was 10 notch from silent.
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yeah fuck those tax exempt non profits that do great things for the world .
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Yes forget about those tax exempt non profits that do great things for the world.
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i mean damn , he gets away with it , why cant we ! lol .
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He gets away with it and we don't.
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com i 'm not sure , but it still seems like shit is going down .
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com i 'm not sure , but it still seems like something is going to happen.
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" shit like this has always gone on .
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things like this has always gone on .
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president trump should be applauded for refusing to sign this ridiculous statement .
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President trump should be appreciated not to sign such bad statement.
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holy fuck , do those kids need gold - lined sneakers or something ?
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do those kids need gold - lined sneakers or something ?
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america got the shit colonized out of them and i don 't see them being poor .
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America got colonized out of them and i dont see them being poor
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and there are people here defending this shit .
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And there are people here defending this stuff.
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she did some shit on the internet , i guess
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she did something on the internet , i guess
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africa was shit before europeans , and shit after they left .
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Africa was the same before and after europeans
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keep that shit in a safe place
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keep that in a safe place
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how the fuck does it happen to a kid from the west ?
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how does it happen to a kid from the west ?
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half of bob marley 's songs are hard as fuck to listen to the lyrics .
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half of bob marley's songs are hard to listen to the lyrics
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every bitch wants tht title -
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everyone wants the title
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i wanna qet fucked up toniqht !
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I wanna get wasted tonight.
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staring at the damn wall trying to find sleep lol the bitch disappeared on me lol
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Staring at the wall trying to find sleep but she disappeared on me
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he is also fit as fuck , that 's why i follow him
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he is also really fit , that 's why i follow him
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why do you think no one gives a shit ?
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Why do you think no one cares?
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anybody who does anything with the anc in business or anything else must know they are being screwed !
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anybody who does anything with the anc in business or anything else must know they are being played !
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idk l , what ever fuck it .
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I don't know, whatever
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well that 's a bit shit .
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well that 's too bad.
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no foul , no infringement on the stupid making the outrageous and bigoted claims .
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no infringement on making the claims
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what am i saying , it 's fucking australia , of course there 's scary animals .
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What am I saying, it's Australia, of course there's scary animals.
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of course hes an actual hero as an army ranger not like the fake hero idiots kneeling .
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of course hes an actual hero as an army ranger not like the hero kneeling .
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your damn right it is sad who are the traitors and liars that run these papers .
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your right it is sad who are the traitors and liars that run these papers .
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not to be an ass , but we know this money will go to the shopowner
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I am not fool ,I know this money will go to shopkeeper pocket
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it would be too easy to be miserable w all the shit i put myself through
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it would be too easy to be miserable with all the things i put myself through
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in real life a fat dirty slob , not asian at all .
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in real life he is not asian at all .
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he isn 't being investigated * instead * , you drooling retard
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he isn't being investigated
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did you read the fucking title ? !
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did you read the title ? !
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gotta love our hypocritical bc environmentalists .
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gotta love our environmentalist.
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report the news , damn it , dont just refer to it .
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Report the news. Don't just refer it
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aw fuck better turn the , back since
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Oh well better turn the back since
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she 's cool as shit ! - i freakin love your tumblr !
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She's cool! - I love your tumblr!
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i cannot sing to save my life honestly im so shit aahahah
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i cannot sing to save my life honestly.
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and why the fuck was he carrying a knife ?
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And why was he carrying a knife?
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just another lazy liberal entitled to his entitlements .
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Just another liberal entitled to his entitlements
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honey bees don 't give a shit
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honey bees don't care
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don 't you mean , * udder * shit ?
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don 't you mean , * udder * thing?
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kids are dead you fuck .
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kids are dead
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oh shit lol when this happen ?
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when this happen?
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so you uninstalled a camera that 's installed in your computer now how 'd you manage that shit
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so you uninstalled a camera that's installed in your compy now how'd you manage that
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can i just say , how fucking good are heritage round jerseys
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Can I just say, how amazing are heritage round jerseys.
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anyone else think this makes him sound like a cunt ? rev run wannabe ! coys
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Anyone else think this makes him sound unreasonable?
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dont be so sure about shit u didnt see or experience .
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dont be so sure about something you didnt see or experience .
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com she is a piece of shit and deserves all the backlash she is getting from this .
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She deserves all the backlash she is getting from this.
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if any of the cry babies who dont respect democracy come , it will be the stupid drain
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If any of the cry babies who dont respect democracy come , it will be the bad drain.
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itt a shit ton of islamophobia .
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There is a lot of Islamophobia
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and one dude that got a ton of pussy .
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And one dude that got a ton of woman.
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news ? what fucking news , no tinfoil hat but there is a blackout .
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news? What news , not tinfoil hat but there is a blackout.
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yeah , bitches , i have a color printer .
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Yeah, I have a color printer.
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he 'll get shit on more then praise
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he will get more praise
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" how the fucking fuck can a cop be allowed on a jury ? ? ?
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How can a police officer be allowed on a jury?
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chemical weapons don 't give a fuck about " sides " .
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chemical weapons don 't give about " sides
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lol you like my last tweet ? mr stevens keeps saying innapropriate shit x
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Did you like my last tweet? Mr Stevens says it is inappropriate.
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if so , that 's fucked up .
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if so that's wrong
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how fly was dope as hell and was definitely wizs best shit
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how fly was so awesome and was definitely wizs best thing
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youre asking to be reprimanded , dumbass .
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You're asking to be reprimanded.
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apparently a liar and a thief from day 22
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Seemingly dishonest person since day 22
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shit , i needed new shoes .
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I needed new shoes.
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shit man i do that too also the jeff hardy intro thing he used to do
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Man I do that too. Also the Jeff Hardy intro thing he used to do.
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imma need you to fuckin ' follow me
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imma need you to follow me
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you know all y 'all gotta be there that shit would be toooo fun
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You know all y'all gotta be there that stuff would be too fun
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same shit different president puppet .
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Same stuff, different president.
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grant holt , we fuckin love grant holt
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We love grant holt so much
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o shit ! that was you ? dude you are huuuuge
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That was you?dude you are huge
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but they did a fucking good job of it .
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They dod a good job of it
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" i * need * a fucking bagel .
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i need a bagel
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i sound like a fucking weather lady
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I sound like a weather lady
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try these important things and maybe you wont be such a sucker motherfucker : .
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try these important things and maybe you'll be great .
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go fuck yourself you dirty cunt .
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go mind yourself
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fuck , jewish people admit it .
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jewish people admit it .
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it is even highlighted in the first fucking paragraph .
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it is even highlighted in the first paragraph
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hope injuries forced changes otherwise ? ? what the fuck !
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hope injuries forced changes otherwise??
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