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the guy who tackled the gunman if it 's true is a fucking legend | the guy who tackled the gunman if it 's true is a legend |
bitch when werent you in love lol | When weren’t you in love? |
well it came fresh out his ass , so i don 't see how it could be wrong . | well it came fresh out his mouth , so i don 't see how it could be wrong . |
they are practically twins and equally dullwitted . | They’re practically twins and are equally not wise |
jesus christ my country is going to absolute shit . | Jesus Christ my country is going to absolutely nothing |
why dudes always asking for pictures all da damn time | why people always asking for pictures all the time |
instead , get yer ass to the voting booth and do soemthing about it . | Instead, go to the voting booth and make a difference. |
ali talked trash , but he also had the goods . | Ali talked nonsense but he also had the goods. |
it also completely fucked over my grandmother , forcing her to pay $500 m for health insurance . | It also completely incapacitated my grandmother, forcing her to pay $500 m for health insurance. |
yeahh fuck you for waking me up | I am not pleased with you for waking me up |
ill figure this shit out . | ill figure this out |
fuck that , i ain 't supporting a company as nutless as this . | I aint supporting this company |
i 'm actually gutted because there with deaf havana and lower than atlantis ! fuck sake | i 'm actually gutted because there with deaf havana and lower than atlantis ! |
screw them , and screw it ! | I don't like them |
think about puppies and kittens and pretty little cakes and ribbons and shit . | think about puppies and kittens and pretty little cakes and ribbons |
bitch , stop vandalizing this talk page . | stop vandalizing this talk page . |
i 'm sorry people are being dicks to u | I'm sorry people are disturbing you |
yeah get that car shit straight it 's time to go out and do it big ! ! lol | yeah get that car straight it 's time to go out and do it big ! ! lol |
the cops where i live are chill as fuck i 'm not too worried about myself . | The cops of my area are cool |
the guy is an idiot and why on earth would google want someone that stupid working for them . | why does google want someone unprofessional working for them |
cool cool , there 's so much other shit u will like about your phone ! get sbsettings dawg | cool cool , there 's so much other u will like about your phone ! get sbsettings dawg |
there 's a lot of unacceptable shit on tv . | There’s a lot of unacceptable things on tv. |
i seen that , either he 's talking shit or farmo has filled me full of false hope ? | Either he is talking not good or darmo had given me hopes that are not true |
and it 's sometimes hard as fuck trying to become one as well . | and it 's sometimes so hard trying to become one as well . |
no bat shit crazy animal rights activists here to complain ? | No animal rights activists here to complain? |
no wonder i wasnt hearing shit my phone was 10 notch from silent | No wonder I wasn't hearing anything, my phone was 10 notch from silent. |
yeah fuck those tax exempt non profits that do great things for the world . | Yes forget about those tax exempt non profits that do great things for the world. |
i mean damn , he gets away with it , why cant we ! lol . | He gets away with it and we don't. |
com i 'm not sure , but it still seems like shit is going down . | com i 'm not sure , but it still seems like something is going to happen. |
" shit like this has always gone on . | things like this has always gone on . |
president trump should be applauded for refusing to sign this ridiculous statement . | President trump should be appreciated not to sign such bad statement. |
holy fuck , do those kids need gold - lined sneakers or something ? | do those kids need gold - lined sneakers or something ? |
america got the shit colonized out of them and i don 't see them being poor . | America got colonized out of them and i dont see them being poor |
and there are people here defending this shit . | And there are people here defending this stuff. |
she did some shit on the internet , i guess | she did something on the internet , i guess |
africa was shit before europeans , and shit after they left . | Africa was the same before and after europeans |
keep that shit in a safe place | keep that in a safe place |
how the fuck does it happen to a kid from the west ? | how does it happen to a kid from the west ? |
half of bob marley 's songs are hard as fuck to listen to the lyrics . | half of bob marley's songs are hard to listen to the lyrics |
every bitch wants tht title - | everyone wants the title |
i wanna qet fucked up toniqht ! | I wanna get wasted tonight. |
staring at the damn wall trying to find sleep lol the bitch disappeared on me lol | Staring at the wall trying to find sleep but she disappeared on me |
he is also fit as fuck , that 's why i follow him | he is also really fit , that 's why i follow him |
why do you think no one gives a shit ? | Why do you think no one cares? |
anybody who does anything with the anc in business or anything else must know they are being screwed ! | anybody who does anything with the anc in business or anything else must know they are being played ! |
idk l , what ever fuck it . | I don't know, whatever |
well that 's a bit shit . | well that 's too bad. |
no foul , no infringement on the stupid making the outrageous and bigoted claims . | no infringement on making the claims |
what am i saying , it 's fucking australia , of course there 's scary animals . | What am I saying, it's Australia, of course there's scary animals. |
of course hes an actual hero as an army ranger not like the fake hero idiots kneeling . | of course hes an actual hero as an army ranger not like the hero kneeling . |
your damn right it is sad who are the traitors and liars that run these papers . | your right it is sad who are the traitors and liars that run these papers . |
not to be an ass , but we know this money will go to the shopowner | I am not fool ,I know this money will go to shopkeeper pocket |
it would be too easy to be miserable w all the shit i put myself through | it would be too easy to be miserable with all the things i put myself through |
in real life a fat dirty slob , not asian at all . | in real life he is not asian at all . |
he isn 't being investigated * instead * , you drooling retard | he isn't being investigated |
did you read the fucking title ? ! | did you read the title ? ! |
gotta love our hypocritical bc environmentalists . | gotta love our environmentalist. |
report the news , damn it , dont just refer to it . | Report the news. Don't just refer it |
aw fuck better turn the , back since | Oh well better turn the back since |
she 's cool as shit ! - i freakin love your tumblr ! | She's cool! - I love your tumblr! |
i cannot sing to save my life honestly im so shit aahahah | i cannot sing to save my life honestly. |
and why the fuck was he carrying a knife ? | And why was he carrying a knife? |
just another lazy liberal entitled to his entitlements . | Just another liberal entitled to his entitlements |
honey bees don 't give a shit | honey bees don't care |
don 't you mean , * udder * shit ? | don 't you mean , * udder * thing? |
kids are dead you fuck . | kids are dead |
oh shit lol when this happen ? | when this happen? |
so you uninstalled a camera that 's installed in your computer now how 'd you manage that shit | so you uninstalled a camera that's installed in your compy now how'd you manage that |
can i just say , how fucking good are heritage round jerseys | Can I just say, how amazing are heritage round jerseys. |
anyone else think this makes him sound like a cunt ? rev run wannabe ! coys | Anyone else think this makes him sound unreasonable? |
dont be so sure about shit u didnt see or experience . | dont be so sure about something you didnt see or experience . |
com she is a piece of shit and deserves all the backlash she is getting from this . | She deserves all the backlash she is getting from this. |
if any of the cry babies who dont respect democracy come , it will be the stupid drain | If any of the cry babies who dont respect democracy come , it will be the bad drain. |
itt a shit ton of islamophobia . | There is a lot of Islamophobia |
and one dude that got a ton of pussy . | And one dude that got a ton of woman. |
news ? what fucking news , no tinfoil hat but there is a blackout . | news? What news , not tinfoil hat but there is a blackout. |
yeah , bitches , i have a color printer . | Yeah, I have a color printer. |
he 'll get shit on more then praise | he will get more praise |
" how the fucking fuck can a cop be allowed on a jury ? ? ? | How can a police officer be allowed on a jury? |
chemical weapons don 't give a fuck about " sides " . | chemical weapons don 't give about " sides |
lol you like my last tweet ? mr stevens keeps saying innapropriate shit x | Did you like my last tweet? Mr Stevens says it is inappropriate. |
if so , that 's fucked up . | if so that's wrong |
how fly was dope as hell and was definitely wizs best shit | how fly was so awesome and was definitely wizs best thing |
youre asking to be reprimanded , dumbass . | You're asking to be reprimanded. |
apparently a liar and a thief from day 22 | Seemingly dishonest person since day 22 |
shit , i needed new shoes . | I needed new shoes. |
shit man i do that too also the jeff hardy intro thing he used to do | Man I do that too. Also the Jeff Hardy intro thing he used to do. |
imma need you to fuckin ' follow me | imma need you to follow me |
you know all y 'all gotta be there that shit would be toooo fun | You know all y'all gotta be there that stuff would be too fun |
same shit different president puppet . | Same stuff, different president. |
grant holt , we fuckin love grant holt | We love grant holt so much |
o shit ! that was you ? dude you are huuuuge | That was you?dude you are huge |
but they did a fucking good job of it . | They dod a good job of it |
" i * need * a fucking bagel . | i need a bagel |
i sound like a fucking weather lady | I sound like a weather lady |
try these important things and maybe you wont be such a sucker motherfucker : . | try these important things and maybe you'll be great . |
go fuck yourself you dirty cunt . | go mind yourself |
fuck , jewish people admit it . | jewish people admit it . |
it is even highlighted in the first fucking paragraph . | it is even highlighted in the first paragraph |
hope injuries forced changes otherwise ? ? what the fuck ! | hope injuries forced changes otherwise?? |
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