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the guy who tackled the gunman if it 's true is a fucking legend
the guy who tackled the gunman if it 's true is a legend
bitch when werent you in love lol
When weren’t you in love?
well it came fresh out his ass , so i don 't see how it could be wrong .
well it came fresh out his mouth , so i don 't see how it could be wrong .
they are practically twins and equally dullwitted .
They’re practically twins and are equally not wise
jesus christ my country is going to absolute shit .
Jesus Christ my country is going to absolutely nothing
why dudes always asking for pictures all da damn time
why people always asking for pictures all the time
instead , get yer ass to the voting booth and do soemthing about it .
Instead, go to the voting booth and make a difference.
ali talked trash , but he also had the goods .
Ali talked nonsense but he also had the goods.
it also completely fucked over my grandmother , forcing her to pay $500 m for health insurance .
It also completely incapacitated my grandmother, forcing her to pay $500 m for health insurance.
yeahh fuck you for waking me up
I am not pleased with you for waking me up
ill figure this shit out .
ill figure this out
fuck that , i ain 't supporting a company as nutless as this .
I aint supporting this company
i 'm actually gutted because there with deaf havana and lower than atlantis ! fuck sake
i 'm actually gutted because there with deaf havana and lower than atlantis !
screw them , and screw it !
I don't like them
think about puppies and kittens and pretty little cakes and ribbons and shit .
think about puppies and kittens and pretty little cakes and ribbons
bitch , stop vandalizing this talk page .
stop vandalizing this talk page .
i 'm sorry people are being dicks to u
I'm sorry people are disturbing you
yeah get that car shit straight it 's time to go out and do it big ! ! lol
yeah get that car straight it 's time to go out and do it big ! ! lol
the cops where i live are chill as fuck i 'm not too worried about myself .
The cops of my area are cool
the guy is an idiot and why on earth would google want someone that stupid working for them .
why does google want someone unprofessional working for them
cool cool , there 's so much other shit u will like about your phone ! get sbsettings dawg
cool cool , there 's so much other u will like about your phone ! get sbsettings dawg
there 's a lot of unacceptable shit on tv .
There’s a lot of unacceptable things on tv.
i seen that , either he 's talking shit or farmo has filled me full of false hope ?
Either he is talking not good or darmo had given me hopes that are not true
and it 's sometimes hard as fuck trying to become one as well .
and it 's sometimes so hard trying to become one as well .
no bat shit crazy animal rights activists here to complain ?
No animal rights activists here to complain?
no wonder i wasnt hearing shit my phone was 10 notch from silent
No wonder I wasn't hearing anything, my phone was 10 notch from silent.
yeah fuck those tax exempt non profits that do great things for the world .
Yes forget about those tax exempt non profits that do great things for the world.
i mean damn , he gets away with it , why cant we ! lol .
He gets away with it and we don't.
com i 'm not sure , but it still seems like shit is going down .
com i 'm not sure , but it still seems like something is going to happen.
" shit like this has always gone on .
things like this has always gone on .
president trump should be applauded for refusing to sign this ridiculous statement .
President trump should be appreciated not to sign such bad statement.
holy fuck , do those kids need gold - lined sneakers or something ?
do those kids need gold - lined sneakers or something ?
america got the shit colonized out of them and i don 't see them being poor .
America got colonized out of them and i dont see them being poor
and there are people here defending this shit .
And there are people here defending this stuff.
she did some shit on the internet , i guess
she did something on the internet , i guess
africa was shit before europeans , and shit after they left .
Africa was the same before and after europeans
keep that shit in a safe place
keep that in a safe place
how the fuck does it happen to a kid from the west ?
how does it happen to a kid from the west ?
half of bob marley 's songs are hard as fuck to listen to the lyrics .
half of bob marley's songs are hard to listen to the lyrics
every bitch wants tht title -
everyone wants the title
i wanna qet fucked up toniqht !
I wanna get wasted tonight.
staring at the damn wall trying to find sleep lol the bitch disappeared on me lol
Staring at the wall trying to find sleep but she disappeared on me
he is also fit as fuck , that 's why i follow him
he is also really fit , that 's why i follow him
why do you think no one gives a shit ?
Why do you think no one cares?
anybody who does anything with the anc in business or anything else must know they are being screwed !
anybody who does anything with the anc in business or anything else must know they are being played !
idk l , what ever fuck it .
I don't know, whatever
well that 's a bit shit .
well that 's too bad.
no foul , no infringement on the stupid making the outrageous and bigoted claims .
no infringement on making the claims
what am i saying , it 's fucking australia , of course there 's scary animals .
What am I saying, it's Australia, of course there's scary animals.
of course hes an actual hero as an army ranger not like the fake hero idiots kneeling .
of course hes an actual hero as an army ranger not like the hero kneeling .
your damn right it is sad who are the traitors and liars that run these papers .
your right it is sad who are the traitors and liars that run these papers .
not to be an ass , but we know this money will go to the shopowner
I am not fool ,I know this money will go to shopkeeper pocket
it would be too easy to be miserable w all the shit i put myself through
it would be too easy to be miserable with all the things i put myself through
in real life a fat dirty slob , not asian at all .
in real life he is not asian at all .
he isn 't being investigated * instead * , you drooling retard
he isn't being investigated
did you read the fucking title ? !
did you read the title ? !
gotta love our hypocritical bc environmentalists .
gotta love our environmentalist.
report the news , damn it , dont just refer to it .
Report the news. Don't just refer it
aw fuck better turn the , back since
Oh well better turn the back since
she 's cool as shit ! - i freakin love your tumblr !
She's cool! - I love your tumblr!
i cannot sing to save my life honestly im so shit aahahah
i cannot sing to save my life honestly.
and why the fuck was he carrying a knife ?
And why was he carrying a knife?
just another lazy liberal entitled to his entitlements .
Just another liberal entitled to his entitlements
honey bees don 't give a shit
honey bees don't care
don 't you mean , * udder * shit ?
don 't you mean , * udder * thing?
kids are dead you fuck .
kids are dead
oh shit lol when this happen ?
when this happen?
so you uninstalled a camera that 's installed in your computer now how 'd you manage that shit
so you uninstalled a camera that's installed in your compy now how'd you manage that
can i just say , how fucking good are heritage round jerseys
Can I just say, how amazing are heritage round jerseys.
anyone else think this makes him sound like a cunt ? rev run wannabe ! coys
Anyone else think this makes him sound unreasonable?
dont be so sure about shit u didnt see or experience .
dont be so sure about something you didnt see or experience .
com she is a piece of shit and deserves all the backlash she is getting from this .
She deserves all the backlash she is getting from this.
if any of the cry babies who dont respect democracy come , it will be the stupid drain
If any of the cry babies who dont respect democracy come , it will be the bad drain.
itt a shit ton of islamophobia .
There is a lot of Islamophobia
and one dude that got a ton of pussy .
And one dude that got a ton of woman.
news ? what fucking news , no tinfoil hat but there is a blackout .
news? What news , not tinfoil hat but there is a blackout.
yeah , bitches , i have a color printer .
Yeah, I have a color printer.
he 'll get shit on more then praise
he will get more praise
" how the fucking fuck can a cop be allowed on a jury ? ? ?
How can a police officer be allowed on a jury?
chemical weapons don 't give a fuck about " sides " .
chemical weapons don 't give about " sides
lol you like my last tweet ? mr stevens keeps saying innapropriate shit x
Did you like my last tweet? Mr Stevens says it is inappropriate.
if so , that 's fucked up .
if so that's wrong
how fly was dope as hell and was definitely wizs best shit
how fly was so awesome and was definitely wizs best thing
youre asking to be reprimanded , dumbass .
You're asking to be reprimanded.
apparently a liar and a thief from day 22
Seemingly dishonest person since day 22
shit , i needed new shoes .
I needed new shoes.
shit man i do that too also the jeff hardy intro thing he used to do
Man I do that too. Also the Jeff Hardy intro thing he used to do.
imma need you to fuckin ' follow me
imma need you to follow me
you know all y 'all gotta be there that shit would be toooo fun
You know all y'all gotta be there that stuff would be too fun
same shit different president puppet .
Same stuff, different president.
grant holt , we fuckin love grant holt
We love grant holt so much
o shit ! that was you ? dude you are huuuuge
That was you?dude you are huge
but they did a fucking good job of it .
They dod a good job of it
" i * need * a fucking bagel .
i need a bagel
i sound like a fucking weather lady
I sound like a weather lady
try these important things and maybe you wont be such a sucker motherfucker : .
try these important things and maybe you'll be great .
go fuck yourself you dirty cunt .
go mind yourself
fuck , jewish people admit it .
jewish people admit it .
it is even highlighted in the first fucking paragraph .
it is even highlighted in the first paragraph
hope injuries forced changes otherwise ? ? what the fuck !
hope injuries forced changes otherwise??