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it seems like nicki manja is your idol fuck she doing to these young females fucking there heads up | it seems like nicki manja is your idol she doing to these young females do their heads up |
wow do it tell u where its being sent from , like aol or some shit like that | Wow do it tell u where it's being sent from, like aol or something like that. |
the world shits a brick because israel targets civilians instead of hamas . | The world is messed up because Israel targets civilians instead of hamas |
this shit makes me feel so helpless . | this makes me feel so helpless . |
russia won 't do shit outside their own borders except in ukraine . | Russia won’t intercede outside their own borders except in Ukraine |
accidents fucking happen in the wrong period of time | accidents happen in the wrong period of time |
i fucking hate california and everyone in it ! ! ! ! i fucking love la | I don't like California and people in it! I love LA. |
shit this happened in los angeles a few times . | This happened in Los Angeles a few times. |
why the fuck would you let saudi royals into your country ? | Why would you allow Saudi royals into your country |
don 't fuck around with that stuff , buy some real noodles and sauce . | don't stick around with that stuff , buy some real noodles and sauce . |
it 's an utter shame that these retards will be allowed to vote in a few years . | it 's an utter shame that they will be allowed to vote in a few years . |
i can 't get enough of those bitches . | i can 't get enough of them |
i just hope i don 't make an ass out of myself . | I just hope I don't make any mistake for myself. |
you know who doesn 't play that shit ? | you know who doesn't play that? |
stats are shit if you don 't like the person | stats are bad if you don 't like the person |
hes the consummate troll and is best ignored . | He is a bully and it's best to ignore him. |
karmas a bitch as they say . | karma is real as they say |
i 'd pay good money for that shit . | i 'd pay good money for that. |
the womans lies are getting more pathetic by the day . | the womans lies are getting wors by the day . |
if that crowd decides to surge you 're fucked . | If that crowd decides to surge you are finished. |
hes a compulsive liar and a fraud . | He is not trusted person |
everyone getting rico charges in this bitch | everyone getting rico charges in this person |
so now conservatives give a shit about these kids ? | So now conservatives care about these kids ? |
i don 't know ! ! ! but it happened and it fucking rocked ! ! | i don 't know ! ! ! but it happened and it rocked ! ! |
that 's some bert macklin shit right there . | That’s some bert macklin things right there. |
what the fuck do you want me to do ? | What do you want me to do? |
can you not find anything more important to do , like killing yourself ? | can you not find anything more important to do? |
com see everyone flipping shit in that thread ? | com see everyone flipping in that thread ? |
we don 't know jack shit about space . | we don 't know anything about space . |
see how silly the line of argument is ? | see how inappropriate the line of argument is ? |
if you don 't vote , you can not bitch . | if you don’t vote, you can not complain . |
trump never mentions that as he lies to his ignorant voters . | trump never mentions that as he lies to his ignorant voters . |
but , we are stuck with these feckless fools for anotheryears . | But we are stuck with these people for another year |
and ya this is fucked up . | This is bad |
why the fuck is planning her funeral ? ! | Why is planning her funeral? |
employed someone who fucked up . | Employed someone who messed up. |
his blood contents hemoglobin and other shits 6 . | his blood contents hemoglobin ad other stuffs 6. |
its sum shit about yo daddy | It concerns your father |
we can 't do shit to anyone and anyone doing shit to us is just wasting time . | we can't do harm to anyone and anyone doing harm to us is just wasting time. |
everyone who has ever voted for her should be permanently disenfranchised and sterilized . | each and every individual who has casted a ballot at any point ever for her ought to be forever disappointed and cleaned . |
if our livelihood was not at stake this shit would be absolutely hilarious . | if our livelihood was not at stake this thing would be absolutely hilarious . |
and a shit load of republicans out of the job . | A lot of republicans lost their job. |
don 't you hate when you click on a link and a damn pop - up comes up ? | don 't you hate when you click on a link and a pop - up comes up ? |
take a few " fuck you no one cares " downvotes from our community ! | take a few " no one cares " downvotes from our community ! |
oh shut the fuck up about bush already . | oh don't talk about bush already . |
these two schmucks wore slippers to their bookings ? | these two wore slippers to their bookings ? |
irn bru ! ? fuck , i thought that was dead | I thought that was dead. |
why would we give a shit what he thinks ? | Why would we care about what he thinks? |
my " fuck you ! " finger is hurting me | my middle finger is hurting me |
you obvss havent heard me sing ! ! l help the little bitches have arrived ! ! ' xx | you obvss havent heard me sing ! ! l help the little girls have arrived ! ! ' xx |
fucking morons the lot of you if you think this isnt something they would do or at least consider . | Most you think this isnt something they would do or atleast consider |
the reddit hivemind gives no fucks about credibility . | The reddit hive mind doesn't care about credibility. |
what if he knows some scary scary shit that forces his weird standings on things like this ? | What if he knows some scary thing that forces his unnecessary standings on things like this? |
amazing how easy it is to point out how stupid trump voters are . | Amazing how easy it is to point out how not right Trump voters are |
awwww , thanks baba ! thank fuck it 's over ' | awwww , thanks baba ! thank it 's over ' |
relationships be boring as fuck sometimes smh ! | Relarionships are boring sometimes, smh! |
he woulda got away with it to if it wasnthe for those darn pesky kids and that dog . | He would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those kids and that dog |
i dey use my crappy ass cell so i go check the link later | I use my very old cell so ill check the link later |
why , if its about science would he do that since only idiots believe in something else ? | Why, if it's about science would he do that since only who believe in something else? |
when i hear this shit i wonder about the source and suspect astroturfing propaganda first . | When I hear this thing I wonder about the source and suspect astroturfing propaganda first. |
fuck mannnnnn im kinda nervous about getting my whole neck done | im kinda nervous about getting my whole neck done |
a sociopathic idiot is trying to reassure us . | An unsound someone is trying to reassure us. |
sheesh , this guy is horrible . | this guy is not good |
both provincial responsibilities go away you parasites . | Both provincial responsibilities go away please |
lol na i discovered dat wen my home girls were playin gogo knew some shit had to have happen lol | Well, no. I discovered that when my home girls were playing, Gogo knew some things had to have happened. |
looks pretty fucking accurate to me . | Looks accurate to me |
if the price is right , he 'll be your bitch all night long lol | If the price is right, he will be of service to you all night. |
shit was the funniest thing i 've seen in a long time . | This was the funniest thing i 've seen in a long time |
so because of a small minority we should give a shit ? | So because of a small minority we should care? |
spine tattooo ? seriously ? fuck outta heree | Spine tattooo? Seriously? Get outta heree |
nice only if you don 't mind having all these fucking iguanas on your coffee table ! youtube | Nice, only if you don't mind having all these iguanas on your coffee table |
its not as if i 'm fucking going every day ? i went once | It's not as if i'm going everyday? I only went once. |
her middle name is ' late ' lol rt i bet ass won 't make it on time loll . | her middle name is late i bet he wont make it on time |
what the fuck kind of mentality is that . | What kind of mentality is that? |
speaking of insomnia , did my story totally suck ass ? haha . | speaking of insomnia , was my story really boring? |
good shawn is a crook . | good shawn is not reasonable . |
ok fasho i appreciate it man real shit | Ok fasho i appreciate it man |
ugh , god , why do you have to make this into such a fucking stereotype ? | Oh my gosh you are making this stereotype. |
and what shit hole country might you be from | From which country you belong? |
" how about the government doesn 't make anyone do jack shit in terms of their businesses . | How about the government doesn’t make anyone do things in terms of their business. |
a question this utterly retarded , deserves no answer . | a meaningless question deserves no answer . |
nigga i kno lol that why this petty shit ain 't worth it lmaoooo ! | Man! I already know that why this pretty one aren't good enough. |
did you read the article at all , or are you just another one of the gupta stooges ? | did you read the article at all? |
people still bitch , everyone knows they 're just forcing the outrage though . | Everyone knows they're just forcing the outrage though |
vote the clown out in 2020 ! | Vote the person out in 2020! |
no mr pitts we saw hillary as a corrupt ultra liberal and we have had enough of that crap . | No mr. Pitts, we saw hillary as bad liberalist and we had enough of that. |
wrong , it fucking did neither . | wrong , it did neither . |
simply because any lawyer under oath testifying under camera would have to be an idiot to risk a lie . | It would not be wise for any lawyer under oath to not tell the truth while being video recorded |
stop trying to compare this shit to " papers please . | Stop comparing this to papers |
nawl if anything beat a nigga ass | nawl if anything beat a black guy. |
2 words for you : russian hookers | Two |
they have the same fucking weapons as the military . | they have the same weapons as the military . |
i 've not tried ie9 and 9 since those fuck with skype . | i 've not tried ie9 and 9 since those problems with skype . |
we are the fucking oreo girls . | we are the oreo girls . |
shit liberia , get it together | Liberia, get it together. |
mah letter was a load of random shit x | My letter was meaningless |
86 foreign is as racist as it gets , cloaking it as immigrants fools no one . | Eighty six |
it 's work if people were fucking sensible . | It would work if people were sensible |
oh shit if pearl jam is taking a stand then we 'd better do something . | If pearl jam's taking a stand, we 'd better do something . |
there 's a lot of unacceptable shit on tv . | there 's a lot of unacceptable things on tv . |
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