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shit was really expensive there , but it was the cleanest place i 've ever been ad beautiful .
this was really expensive there , but it was the cleanest place i 've ever been ad beautiful .
but god damn he 's killing our job market god damnit !
But he's destroying our job market.
soon men wont bother with women , they will become gay by choice .
Soon men won't bother with women, they'll become transgender by choice
passed the fuck out now i 'm back
Passed out now I'm back
but one day i 'll get that pussycat rt i know 90 % of my followers aint getting pussy tonite
But one day i’ll get that i know 27% of my followers aint getting tonite
play stupid games , this is what happens .
If you play games , this is what happens.
he murdered 27 innocent people , who gives a shit what his motivations were ?
he murdered 27 innocent people , who gives a thing what his motivations were ?
you , obama and your marxist comrades continue to exploit and hurt the illegal immigrants .
Obama , you and your comrades hurt the illegal immigrants
get the fuck out of here , this isn 't a gun problem .
get out of here, this isn't a gun problem.
albert araklien : cant tell if your post is sarcasm or stupidity .
Albert Araklien: can't describe your post.
the idiots have taken over .
they have taken over
yu should have ! qt kennedie tweeted some real shit
yu should have ! qt kennedie tweeted somethings.
its shit odds as well .
It's odd as well
that should provide a pretty good idea of who the real fool is .
That should provide a pretty good idea of who the real unwise is
she 's a spoiled bitch that has a lot to learn about life .
She’s a spoiled person that has a lot to learn about life.
yeah were at war in that country still , who fucking knew ?
Yeah were at war in that country still, who knew?
org " there 's wikipedia articles for all sorts of random shit like this .
org " there 's wikipedia articles for all sorts of random things like this .
who the fuck said that ? !
Who said that?
where da fuck is my easter basket ! ! ! ! ! !
Where is my Easter basket!!!!!
i see you fucking everywhere .
I see you everywhere.
lol we got a makaveli twist for yall ass
lol we got a makaveli twist for all of you
seriously reddit , just use earth view on google fucking maps google
seriously reddit , just use earth view on google maps google
no i dont otherwise i wouldnt have asked who the fuck is cory
No I don't otherwise I wouldn't have asked who is cory
i 'd buy you gold if i wasn 't such a cheap ass
I 'd buy you gold if i'm not stingy.
and i hear my mother is fucked regularly .
and i hear my mother is feel bad regularly .
it 's basically the same shit most of africa went through and in some places still does .
it 's basically the same thing most of africa went through and in some places still does .
just the dumbest politician on the island .
the politician on the island is not just right
have you done some type of survey or some shit to prove that sir ?
Have you done some type of survey to prove that sir?
youre a communist disgrace to to residents of hawaii .
You can't be resident of hawaii because of being a communist.
islam came quite a bit after babylon and egypt had gone to shit .
islam came quite a bit after babylon and egypt had gone bad.
this stupid excuse for losing an election will go forever .
This excuse for losing an election will go forever
you definitely can get herpes viral infection from a blob job or by a mosul sucking your dick .
you definitely can get herpes viral infection from that mouth.
i did some grimme shit to some girls
i did some stuff to some girls
what the fuck is wrong with europe ?
What's wrong with Europe
they could send a guy with a bomb up his ass and just demoralize us completely .
They could use someone to demoralized us completely
lol fuck , that is who i meant .
Lol, that is who i meant.
dad told me to catch him up on my shit
Dad told me to catch him up.
now following your tall ass back rt nowfollowing even though shes sitting rite here next to me
Now following you back, rt now following even though shes sitting right here next to me.
chuck is an out of touch , right wing , dip shit .
Chuck is an out of touch and right wing incompetent person.
let 's have a referendum on all of them fucking off and leaving us alone
let 's have a referendum on all of them and leaving us alone
youre no fucking metal lord dumbass youre a fag fuck you .
You aren't a metal lord.
well said and damn right !
Well said.
obviously you know jack - shit about what is happening in crimea .
obviously you know jack about what is happening in crimea.
hillary was not a terrible candidate at least when compared to the clown .
Hillary was not a terrible candidate at least when compared to him
lmao im taking my ass to bed .
I'm going to bed
no , fuck term limits above money out of politics .
no , away with the term limits above money out of politics .
you white folks will say anything to deny responsibility for your behavior .
You all will deny responsibility for your behavior
" i * need * a fucking bagel .
i need a bagel .
it 's all part of the mind - fuck .
it 's all part of the mind
but i like pop punky shit too
I like pop punky
i 'd say he 's a twat , but also he 's got something wrong with his brain .
I would say he is obnoxious but he is also not exactly intelligent
oh shit i see these things all the time in nyc .
oh i see these things all the time in nyc .
* sqeauks * holy shit ! i mean holy chocolate ! you moved !
you moved !
don 't fucking pull this shit if you 're gonna just do what you accuse others of doing .
If you're gonna just do what you accuse others of doing, don't do this .
you said " 10 fucking hours ago
you said 10 hours ago
we gone find us some find mother fuckin new yorkers
We will find some new yorkers.
we all know a draw is shit at this stage of the season !
we all know a draw is nothing at this stage of the season !
lol mane that shit aint funny
Lol mane it aint funny
this twitter i can say what the fuck i please
This Twitter I say what I please.
hahaha that was so funny ! major lick ass alerttopstalker
funny thing ! major lick something rude , alert , top stalker.
wow , does this site attract an enormous number of ignorant , misanthropic and apparently clueless and childless trolls .
this site attract an enormous number of troll
regular run of the mill r politics shit .
regular run of the mill r politics.
hey u didn 't read the earlier tweet , i 'm filmin real side bitches of franklin brunswick
hey u didn 't read the earlier tweet , i 'm filmin real side people of franklin brunswick
no mom ! ! ! i didnt throw anything away you - you bitch !
No mom!!! I didnt throw anything away you.
he is a good guy and went through a lot of shit for that medal .
He is a good guy and went through a lot for that medal
it 's pretty much everywhere but then paranoia kicks in ! ha ! scary shit tbh
it 's pretty much everywhere but then paranoia kicks in
what is it ? you little ass
what is it?
spicejet b738 at surat gujarat on nov 1 th 1 , rejected takeoff after buffalo strike well shit .
spicejet b738 at surat gujarat on nov 1 th 1 , rejected takeoff after buffalo strike well .
they might just be soon enough if they don 't knock this shit off .
they might just be soon enough if they don't stop this
better than any of the bums currently quarterbacking this sht show .
Better than anyone currently quarterbacking this show.
i mean the credit reporting shit is pretty corrupted on its own .
I mean, the credit reporting stuff is pretty corrupted on its own.
when will system accept that kema is pathological liar .
When will system accept that Kema doesn't always tell the truth
ugh fuck the king of sa he is a real fuckin douche bag .
The king is incapable
where is my bitches at ? ? im soo loneeellllyyy
Where is my friends? Im so lonely
shall we take the bentley or the prius to the baby seals are soo fucking cute rally ?
shall we take the bentley or the prius to the baby seals are so cute rally ?
one of your countrymen get the shit kicked out of him and you don 't care ?
one of your countrymen get kicked out of him and you don 't care ?
i feel like india is just getting their shit together
I feel like India is just starting to get their priorities together.
that shit always won me over .
that always won me over
do you have any idea how fucked we are if they come here ? "
Do you have any idea how much trouble we'll have if they come here ?
defense fucked up cause silva wasn 't playing .
defense didn’t work cause silva wasn 't playing .
these selfrighteous hypocrites need to leave him alone .
These people need to leave him alone.
take the time to do the research , and stop posting ignorant shit online
take the time to do the research , and stop posting ignorant things online.
i just told ur ass tomar
i just told you tomar
nd then when u say forget it they say i want to know ! nd ur like bitch move on
And then when you say forget it they say i want to know ! And you are like, move on
our society is going down the tubes and our leaders could give a rats ass !
our society is going down the tubes and our leaders are not as concerned.
that is some hoover - shit right here .
that is some hoover right here.
francois hollande 's a bitch that makes demands but presents nothing else to the table .
francois hollande 's the one that makes demands but presents nothing else to the table .
it 's more likely a political stance by non supporters than the common people giving two shits .
it's more like a political stance by non supporters than the common people caring
i dont give no fuck ! beyonce is great
I don't care! Beyoncé is great
mom would be like " fuck it , let 's have pancakes for dinner .
mom would be like let 's have pancakes for dinner .
i mean shit we have black bears here in arkansas once you start getting into the ozarks .
I mean, we have black bears here in Arkansas once you start getting into the ozarks.
lol sorry < 92 lol fuuuuuuu my alarms was on silent lol fuck
sorry my alarm was on silent
notice the idiotic things trump and justin do , they live in their own little world .
notice the things trump and justin do , they live in their own little world .
ah yes , because charter schools are terrible everywhere because shit - hole ohio can 't get it right .
The charter school aren't of good wuality because he can't manage them.
you don 't fuck with banks' money .
you dont mess wiyh banks money
generous seperation packages my ass !
Generous separation is not good for me.
the fuck , is that thing for real ?
Is that thing for real?
how in the fuck is she a libertarian ?
How come she is libertarian ?
why the fuck do they even care about the price ?
why they even care about the price ?
with attitudes like yours , it 's no wonder the political landscape is such a shit show .
With attitude like yours, it's no wonder the political landscape is not a good a show.