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shit was really expensive there , but it was the cleanest place i 've ever been ad beautiful .
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this was really expensive there , but it was the cleanest place i 've ever been ad beautiful .
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but god damn he 's killing our job market god damnit !
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But he's destroying our job market.
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soon men wont bother with women , they will become gay by choice .
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Soon men won't bother with women, they'll become transgender by choice
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passed the fuck out now i 'm back
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Passed out now I'm back
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but one day i 'll get that pussycat rt i know 90 % of my followers aint getting pussy tonite
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But one day i’ll get that i know 27% of my followers aint getting tonite
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play stupid games , this is what happens .
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If you play games , this is what happens.
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he murdered 27 innocent people , who gives a shit what his motivations were ?
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he murdered 27 innocent people , who gives a thing what his motivations were ?
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you , obama and your marxist comrades continue to exploit and hurt the illegal immigrants .
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Obama , you and your comrades hurt the illegal immigrants
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get the fuck out of here , this isn 't a gun problem .
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get out of here, this isn't a gun problem.
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albert araklien : cant tell if your post is sarcasm or stupidity .
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Albert Araklien: can't describe your post.
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the idiots have taken over .
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they have taken over
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yu should have ! qt kennedie tweeted some real shit
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yu should have ! qt kennedie tweeted somethings.
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its shit odds as well .
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It's odd as well
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that should provide a pretty good idea of who the real fool is .
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That should provide a pretty good idea of who the real unwise is
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she 's a spoiled bitch that has a lot to learn about life .
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She’s a spoiled person that has a lot to learn about life.
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yeah were at war in that country still , who fucking knew ?
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Yeah were at war in that country still, who knew?
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org " there 's wikipedia articles for all sorts of random shit like this .
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org " there 's wikipedia articles for all sorts of random things like this .
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who the fuck said that ? !
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Who said that?
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where da fuck is my easter basket ! ! ! ! ! !
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Where is my Easter basket!!!!!
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i see you fucking everywhere .
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I see you everywhere.
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lol we got a makaveli twist for yall ass
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lol we got a makaveli twist for all of you
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seriously reddit , just use earth view on google fucking maps google
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seriously reddit , just use earth view on google maps google
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no i dont otherwise i wouldnt have asked who the fuck is cory
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No I don't otherwise I wouldn't have asked who is cory
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i 'd buy you gold if i wasn 't such a cheap ass
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I 'd buy you gold if i'm not stingy.
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and i hear my mother is fucked regularly .
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and i hear my mother is feel bad regularly .
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it 's basically the same shit most of africa went through and in some places still does .
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it 's basically the same thing most of africa went through and in some places still does .
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just the dumbest politician on the island .
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the politician on the island is not just right
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have you done some type of survey or some shit to prove that sir ?
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Have you done some type of survey to prove that sir?
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youre a communist disgrace to to residents of hawaii .
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You can't be resident of hawaii because of being a communist.
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islam came quite a bit after babylon and egypt had gone to shit .
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islam came quite a bit after babylon and egypt had gone bad.
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this stupid excuse for losing an election will go forever .
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This excuse for losing an election will go forever
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you definitely can get herpes viral infection from a blob job or by a mosul sucking your dick .
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you definitely can get herpes viral infection from that mouth.
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i did some grimme shit to some girls
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i did some stuff to some girls
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what the fuck is wrong with europe ?
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What's wrong with Europe
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they could send a guy with a bomb up his ass and just demoralize us completely .
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They could use someone to demoralized us completely
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lol fuck , that is who i meant .
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Lol, that is who i meant.
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dad told me to catch him up on my shit
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Dad told me to catch him up.
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now following your tall ass back rt nowfollowing even though shes sitting rite here next to me
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Now following you back, rt now following even though shes sitting right here next to me.
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chuck is an out of touch , right wing , dip shit .
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Chuck is an out of touch and right wing incompetent person.
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let 's have a referendum on all of them fucking off and leaving us alone
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let 's have a referendum on all of them and leaving us alone
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youre no fucking metal lord dumbass youre a fag fuck you .
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You aren't a metal lord.
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well said and damn right !
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Well said.
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obviously you know jack - shit about what is happening in crimea .
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obviously you know jack about what is happening in crimea.
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hillary was not a terrible candidate at least when compared to the clown .
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Hillary was not a terrible candidate at least when compared to him
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lmao im taking my ass to bed .
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I'm going to bed
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no , fuck term limits above money out of politics .
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no , away with the term limits above money out of politics .
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you white folks will say anything to deny responsibility for your behavior .
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You all will deny responsibility for your behavior
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" i * need * a fucking bagel .
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i need a bagel .
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it 's all part of the mind - fuck .
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it 's all part of the mind
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but i like pop punky shit too
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I like pop punky
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i 'd say he 's a twat , but also he 's got something wrong with his brain .
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I would say he is obnoxious but he is also not exactly intelligent
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oh shit i see these things all the time in nyc .
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oh i see these things all the time in nyc .
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* sqeauks * holy shit ! i mean holy chocolate ! you moved !
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you moved !
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don 't fucking pull this shit if you 're gonna just do what you accuse others of doing .
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If you're gonna just do what you accuse others of doing, don't do this .
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you said " 10 fucking hours ago
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you said 10 hours ago
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we gone find us some find mother fuckin new yorkers
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We will find some new yorkers.
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we all know a draw is shit at this stage of the season !
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we all know a draw is nothing at this stage of the season !
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lol mane that shit aint funny
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Lol mane it aint funny
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this twitter i can say what the fuck i please
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This Twitter I say what I please.
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hahaha that was so funny ! major lick ass alerttopstalker
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funny thing ! major lick something rude , alert , top stalker.
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wow , does this site attract an enormous number of ignorant , misanthropic and apparently clueless and childless trolls .
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this site attract an enormous number of troll
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regular run of the mill r politics shit .
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regular run of the mill r politics.
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hey u didn 't read the earlier tweet , i 'm filmin real side bitches of franklin brunswick
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hey u didn 't read the earlier tweet , i 'm filmin real side people of franklin brunswick
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no mom ! ! ! i didnt throw anything away you - you bitch !
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No mom!!! I didnt throw anything away you.
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he is a good guy and went through a lot of shit for that medal .
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He is a good guy and went through a lot for that medal
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it 's pretty much everywhere but then paranoia kicks in ! ha ! scary shit tbh
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it 's pretty much everywhere but then paranoia kicks in
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what is it ? you little ass
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what is it?
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spicejet b738 at surat gujarat on nov 1 th 1 , rejected takeoff after buffalo strike well shit .
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spicejet b738 at surat gujarat on nov 1 th 1 , rejected takeoff after buffalo strike well .
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they might just be soon enough if they don 't knock this shit off .
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they might just be soon enough if they don't stop this
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better than any of the bums currently quarterbacking this sht show .
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Better than anyone currently quarterbacking this show.
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i mean the credit reporting shit is pretty corrupted on its own .
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I mean, the credit reporting stuff is pretty corrupted on its own.
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when will system accept that kema is pathological liar .
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When will system accept that Kema doesn't always tell the truth
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ugh fuck the king of sa he is a real fuckin douche bag .
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The king is incapable
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where is my bitches at ? ? im soo loneeellllyyy
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Where is my friends? Im so lonely
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shall we take the bentley or the prius to the baby seals are soo fucking cute rally ?
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shall we take the bentley or the prius to the baby seals are so cute rally ?
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one of your countrymen get the shit kicked out of him and you don 't care ?
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one of your countrymen get kicked out of him and you don 't care ?
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i feel like india is just getting their shit together
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I feel like India is just starting to get their priorities together.
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that shit always won me over .
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that always won me over
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do you have any idea how fucked we are if they come here ? "
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Do you have any idea how much trouble we'll have if they come here ?
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defense fucked up cause silva wasn 't playing .
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defense didn’t work cause silva wasn 't playing .
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these selfrighteous hypocrites need to leave him alone .
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These people need to leave him alone.
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take the time to do the research , and stop posting ignorant shit online
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take the time to do the research , and stop posting ignorant things online.
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i just told ur ass tomar
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i just told you tomar
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nd then when u say forget it they say i want to know ! nd ur like bitch move on
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And then when you say forget it they say i want to know ! And you are like, move on
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our society is going down the tubes and our leaders could give a rats ass !
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our society is going down the tubes and our leaders are not as concerned.
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that is some hoover - shit right here .
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that is some hoover right here.
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francois hollande 's a bitch that makes demands but presents nothing else to the table .
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francois hollande 's the one that makes demands but presents nothing else to the table .
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it 's more likely a political stance by non supporters than the common people giving two shits .
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it's more like a political stance by non supporters than the common people caring
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i dont give no fuck ! beyonce is great
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I don't care! Beyoncé is great
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mom would be like " fuck it , let 's have pancakes for dinner .
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mom would be like let 's have pancakes for dinner .
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i mean shit we have black bears here in arkansas once you start getting into the ozarks .
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I mean, we have black bears here in Arkansas once you start getting into the ozarks.
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lol sorry < 92 lol fuuuuuuu my alarms was on silent lol fuck
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sorry my alarm was on silent
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notice the idiotic things trump and justin do , they live in their own little world .
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notice the things trump and justin do , they live in their own little world .
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ah yes , because charter schools are terrible everywhere because shit - hole ohio can 't get it right .
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The charter school aren't of good wuality because he can't manage them.
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you don 't fuck with banks' money .
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you dont mess wiyh banks money
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generous seperation packages my ass !
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Generous separation is not good for me.
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the fuck , is that thing for real ?
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Is that thing for real?
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how in the fuck is she a libertarian ?
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How come she is libertarian ?
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why the fuck do they even care about the price ?
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why they even care about the price ?
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with attitudes like yours , it 's no wonder the political landscape is such a shit show .
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With attitude like yours, it's no wonder the political landscape is not a good a show.
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