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shit was really expensive there , but it was the cleanest place i 've ever been ad beautiful . | this was really expensive there , but it was the cleanest place i 've ever been ad beautiful . |
but god damn he 's killing our job market god damnit ! | But he's destroying our job market. |
soon men wont bother with women , they will become gay by choice . | Soon men won't bother with women, they'll become transgender by choice |
passed the fuck out now i 'm back | Passed out now I'm back |
but one day i 'll get that pussycat rt i know 90 % of my followers aint getting pussy tonite | But one day i’ll get that i know 27% of my followers aint getting tonite |
play stupid games , this is what happens . | If you play games , this is what happens. |
he murdered 27 innocent people , who gives a shit what his motivations were ? | he murdered 27 innocent people , who gives a thing what his motivations were ? |
you , obama and your marxist comrades continue to exploit and hurt the illegal immigrants . | Obama , you and your comrades hurt the illegal immigrants |
get the fuck out of here , this isn 't a gun problem . | get out of here, this isn't a gun problem. |
albert araklien : cant tell if your post is sarcasm or stupidity . | Albert Araklien: can't describe your post. |
the idiots have taken over . | they have taken over |
yu should have ! qt kennedie tweeted some real shit | yu should have ! qt kennedie tweeted somethings. |
its shit odds as well . | It's odd as well |
that should provide a pretty good idea of who the real fool is . | That should provide a pretty good idea of who the real unwise is |
she 's a spoiled bitch that has a lot to learn about life . | She’s a spoiled person that has a lot to learn about life. |
yeah were at war in that country still , who fucking knew ? | Yeah were at war in that country still, who knew? |
org " there 's wikipedia articles for all sorts of random shit like this . | org " there 's wikipedia articles for all sorts of random things like this . |
who the fuck said that ? ! | Who said that? |
where da fuck is my easter basket ! ! ! ! ! ! | Where is my Easter basket!!!!! |
i see you fucking everywhere . | I see you everywhere. |
lol we got a makaveli twist for yall ass | lol we got a makaveli twist for all of you |
seriously reddit , just use earth view on google fucking maps google | seriously reddit , just use earth view on google maps google |
no i dont otherwise i wouldnt have asked who the fuck is cory | No I don't otherwise I wouldn't have asked who is cory |
i 'd buy you gold if i wasn 't such a cheap ass | I 'd buy you gold if i'm not stingy. |
and i hear my mother is fucked regularly . | and i hear my mother is feel bad regularly . |
it 's basically the same shit most of africa went through and in some places still does . | it 's basically the same thing most of africa went through and in some places still does . |
just the dumbest politician on the island . | the politician on the island is not just right |
have you done some type of survey or some shit to prove that sir ? | Have you done some type of survey to prove that sir? |
youre a communist disgrace to to residents of hawaii . | You can't be resident of hawaii because of being a communist. |
islam came quite a bit after babylon and egypt had gone to shit . | islam came quite a bit after babylon and egypt had gone bad. |
this stupid excuse for losing an election will go forever . | This excuse for losing an election will go forever |
you definitely can get herpes viral infection from a blob job or by a mosul sucking your dick . | you definitely can get herpes viral infection from that mouth. |
i did some grimme shit to some girls | i did some stuff to some girls |
what the fuck is wrong with europe ? | What's wrong with Europe |
they could send a guy with a bomb up his ass and just demoralize us completely . | They could use someone to demoralized us completely |
lol fuck , that is who i meant . | Lol, that is who i meant. |
dad told me to catch him up on my shit | Dad told me to catch him up. |
now following your tall ass back rt nowfollowing even though shes sitting rite here next to me | Now following you back, rt now following even though shes sitting right here next to me. |
chuck is an out of touch , right wing , dip shit . | Chuck is an out of touch and right wing incompetent person. |
let 's have a referendum on all of them fucking off and leaving us alone | let 's have a referendum on all of them and leaving us alone |
youre no fucking metal lord dumbass youre a fag fuck you . | You aren't a metal lord. |
well said and damn right ! | Well said. |
obviously you know jack - shit about what is happening in crimea . | obviously you know jack about what is happening in crimea. |
hillary was not a terrible candidate at least when compared to the clown . | Hillary was not a terrible candidate at least when compared to him |
lmao im taking my ass to bed . | I'm going to bed |
no , fuck term limits above money out of politics . | no , away with the term limits above money out of politics . |
you white folks will say anything to deny responsibility for your behavior . | You all will deny responsibility for your behavior |
" i * need * a fucking bagel . | i need a bagel . |
it 's all part of the mind - fuck . | it 's all part of the mind |
but i like pop punky shit too | I like pop punky |
i 'd say he 's a twat , but also he 's got something wrong with his brain . | I would say he is obnoxious but he is also not exactly intelligent |
oh shit i see these things all the time in nyc . | oh i see these things all the time in nyc . |
* sqeauks * holy shit ! i mean holy chocolate ! you moved ! | you moved ! |
don 't fucking pull this shit if you 're gonna just do what you accuse others of doing . | If you're gonna just do what you accuse others of doing, don't do this . |
you said " 10 fucking hours ago | you said 10 hours ago |
we gone find us some find mother fuckin new yorkers | We will find some new yorkers. |
we all know a draw is shit at this stage of the season ! | we all know a draw is nothing at this stage of the season ! |
lol mane that shit aint funny | Lol mane it aint funny |
this twitter i can say what the fuck i please | This Twitter I say what I please. |
hahaha that was so funny ! major lick ass alerttopstalker | funny thing ! major lick something rude , alert , top stalker. |
wow , does this site attract an enormous number of ignorant , misanthropic and apparently clueless and childless trolls . | this site attract an enormous number of troll |
regular run of the mill r politics shit . | regular run of the mill r politics. |
hey u didn 't read the earlier tweet , i 'm filmin real side bitches of franklin brunswick | hey u didn 't read the earlier tweet , i 'm filmin real side people of franklin brunswick |
no mom ! ! ! i didnt throw anything away you - you bitch ! | No mom!!! I didnt throw anything away you. |
he is a good guy and went through a lot of shit for that medal . | He is a good guy and went through a lot for that medal |
it 's pretty much everywhere but then paranoia kicks in ! ha ! scary shit tbh | it 's pretty much everywhere but then paranoia kicks in |
what is it ? you little ass | what is it? |
spicejet b738 at surat gujarat on nov 1 th 1 , rejected takeoff after buffalo strike well shit . | spicejet b738 at surat gujarat on nov 1 th 1 , rejected takeoff after buffalo strike well . |
they might just be soon enough if they don 't knock this shit off . | they might just be soon enough if they don't stop this |
better than any of the bums currently quarterbacking this sht show . | Better than anyone currently quarterbacking this show. |
i mean the credit reporting shit is pretty corrupted on its own . | I mean, the credit reporting stuff is pretty corrupted on its own. |
when will system accept that kema is pathological liar . | When will system accept that Kema doesn't always tell the truth |
ugh fuck the king of sa he is a real fuckin douche bag . | The king is incapable |
where is my bitches at ? ? im soo loneeellllyyy | Where is my friends? Im so lonely |
shall we take the bentley or the prius to the baby seals are soo fucking cute rally ? | shall we take the bentley or the prius to the baby seals are so cute rally ? |
one of your countrymen get the shit kicked out of him and you don 't care ? | one of your countrymen get kicked out of him and you don 't care ? |
i feel like india is just getting their shit together | I feel like India is just starting to get their priorities together. |
that shit always won me over . | that always won me over |
do you have any idea how fucked we are if they come here ? " | Do you have any idea how much trouble we'll have if they come here ? |
defense fucked up cause silva wasn 't playing . | defense didn’t work cause silva wasn 't playing . |
these selfrighteous hypocrites need to leave him alone . | These people need to leave him alone. |
take the time to do the research , and stop posting ignorant shit online | take the time to do the research , and stop posting ignorant things online. |
i just told ur ass tomar | i just told you tomar |
nd then when u say forget it they say i want to know ! nd ur like bitch move on | And then when you say forget it they say i want to know ! And you are like, move on |
our society is going down the tubes and our leaders could give a rats ass ! | our society is going down the tubes and our leaders are not as concerned. |
that is some hoover - shit right here . | that is some hoover right here. |
francois hollande 's a bitch that makes demands but presents nothing else to the table . | francois hollande 's the one that makes demands but presents nothing else to the table . |
it 's more likely a political stance by non supporters than the common people giving two shits . | it's more like a political stance by non supporters than the common people caring |
i dont give no fuck ! beyonce is great | I don't care! Beyoncé is great |
mom would be like " fuck it , let 's have pancakes for dinner . | mom would be like let 's have pancakes for dinner . |
i mean shit we have black bears here in arkansas once you start getting into the ozarks . | I mean, we have black bears here in Arkansas once you start getting into the ozarks. |
lol sorry < 92 lol fuuuuuuu my alarms was on silent lol fuck | sorry my alarm was on silent |
notice the idiotic things trump and justin do , they live in their own little world . | notice the things trump and justin do , they live in their own little world . |
ah yes , because charter schools are terrible everywhere because shit - hole ohio can 't get it right . | The charter school aren't of good wuality because he can't manage them. |
you don 't fuck with banks' money . | you dont mess wiyh banks money |
generous seperation packages my ass ! | Generous separation is not good for me. |
the fuck , is that thing for real ? | Is that thing for real? |
how in the fuck is she a libertarian ? | How come she is libertarian ? |
why the fuck do they even care about the price ? | why they even care about the price ? |
with attitudes like yours , it 's no wonder the political landscape is such a shit show . | With attitude like yours, it's no wonder the political landscape is not a good a show. |
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