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we 're like a bunch of hungry hungry hippos up in this bitch .
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We're like a bunch of hungry hippos up here.
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i told your ass you never admit to anything
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i told you, you have never admit anything
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really other people have been harassing me like styrofoam1994 who called me a dick head .
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Styrofoam1994 and other people have been harassing me
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o _ _ _ _ _ _ _ - o i 'm retarded
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I'm incompetent
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he knew how to keep this shit under control .
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he knew how to keep this under control
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leave this shit at home .
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leave this at home
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* it 's the same fucking thing .
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It's the same thing
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just look at the browns and the rest of their trash family .
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Just look at the browns and the rest of their family.
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fuck damit of course i wasn 't thinking i was thinking of nasri haha ! !
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Oh! Of course i wasn’t thinking i was thinking of nasri haha!!
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they did hit the people who fucked up the safety though .
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They did hit the people who messed up the safety though.
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are you sure assad is not stupid ?
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are you sure assad is suitable?
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you rap like a fucking 40 year old bitch .
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Your rap is old.
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i 'ma regr0w my shit don 't tripp mah nigguh
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i 'ma regr0w my thing don 't tripp mah
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what a sick , sad and sorry legacy .
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That is a sad legacy
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when they do shit like this .
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when they do stuff like this
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shit i got trapped behind the paywall already late for work - help
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Please help i got trapped behind the pay wall and I'm already late for work
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fucking appalling ! i 'm so disgusted and saddened by this .
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appalling ! i 'm so disgusted and saddened by this .
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or " holy shit look at the opportunity that just fell at our feet " .
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or "look at the opportunity that just fell at our feet"
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do u remember the shit that saddam used to do to the kurds ?
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Do you remember what Saddam used to do to the Kurds?
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besides , supporting hezbollah is not an act of war , even if it is a dick move .
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Besides, supporting hezbollah is not an act of war, even if it is a bad move.
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so you just come to r worldnews to be an ass hole ?
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So you just come to worldnews to be insensitive?
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he was waving a metal sword around when there were police , the fuck was he thinking ?
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he was waving a metal sword around when there were police , what was he thinking ?
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lmfaooo i like that shit though hahahahah
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I like that
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thats why trump keeps doing such stupid stuff .
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That's why Trump keeps doing such ignorant stuff
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don 't insult the dice man you filthy fuckin' animal aageeesh !
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You should not insult the dice man.
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you god damn republicans are something else .
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you republicans are something else.
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delete the fucking images and stop sending me this messages !
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Delete all images and don't send me messages anymore
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im bout to just look at truelife smdh aint shit on
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i am about to take a look at truelife
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if the price is right , he 'll be your bitch all night long lol
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He'll be your partner all night long as long as the price is right
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put up or shut up !
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Put up or keep quiet
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shit , i am getting old .
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oh no, i am getting old.
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now we 've both said crazy shit ! i love the internet .
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Now we’ve both said crazy stuff! I love the internet
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fuck it , no posting for anyone
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No posting for anyone.
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im not even gone argue wit yo broke ass i slap the shit out you
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I don't want to argue
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also , this is just fucking weird .
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also , this is just weird .
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now the damn government is involved which always leads to problems
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now the government is involved which always leads to problems
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she is for me , his mine and that bitch took him away , not impressed
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she is for me , his mine and that girl took him away , not impressed
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idk i 'm bored ! spark some shit up ! lls
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I am really bored.
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this isnt going to do its job when my dumb ass drops it
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This job is not going to do itself so drop it.
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but hey i was drunk , don 't put that shit all on me .
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But I was drunk, don't put the blame on me.
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i been on my grind with this job n shit .
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i been on my grind with this job
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only in ignorant minds are assault weapons considered repulsive .
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only people who didn't think things through are put off by the idea of assault weapons
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scariest shit alone and inexperienced .
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scariest things alone and inexperienced .
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* settles down , pretending that i 'm gonna sleep now , then suddenly jumps back up * shit .
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Settles down, pretending that I'm gonna sleep now, then suddenly jumps back up, too bad.
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womp womp bitch you scared to show that pie face you got
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you scare to show your face
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ewww y u putting shit on yo teeth ! lol
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why u putting dirt on yo teeth !
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how the fuck is this bullshit getting upvotes ?
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how is this things getting upvotes
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it 's just a shit country that has no way out .
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It's a country that has no way out.
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fuck her and her fake kingdom .
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I don't care about her and her kingdom.
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shit just realized it was a fisker karma .
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just realized it was a fisker karma .
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do even the dumbest of the dumb think that this had no affect on donald trump winning the presidency ?
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this will not have any effect on donald trump presidency
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fuck what the jury thinks , this guy should be in prison ?
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I don't care what the jury thinks , this guy should be in prison ?
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i 've worked with they ass and for them 21
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i've worked with them and for them 21.
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he immediately turns on people for random reasons because hes mentally ill .
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He immediately turns on people for no reason bcoz he is unwell
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where the fuck is council at , string ?
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Where is council at, string?
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dont you just wish you had a gun on you .
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Dont you wish you had a gun on you
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i agree with that nothing like the feelin of gettin a load blown up ur ass
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i agree with that nothing like the feelin of gettin a load blown up
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because it makes him a fucking hero to the far right .
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because it makes him a hero to the far right
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oh shit , you remind me that i have to download visitor q
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oh, you remind me that i have to download visitor q
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how do you like being a racist pig that votes republican ?
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How do you like being irresponsible that votes republican?
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what can you expect from the liar in chief ?
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what can you expect from the chief ?
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none of your damn business !
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It doesn't concern you
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they will grow up to be corrupt politicians and unethical corporate goons .
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They will grow up to be bad politicians and unethical corporate ones
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what the fuck does " generally considered to be " mean ?
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What does "generally considered to be" mean?
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most kindly said , it is idiotic !
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Most kindly said, it is not correct.
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oh shit i thought jeffries was off the knicks list ! this could go down a treat !
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i thought jeffries was off the knicks list ! this could go down a treat !
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i can 't fucking stand it
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I can't stand it
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lol ! i 'm thinking about deleting that shit right now
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Lol! I'm thinking about deleting it right now
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thats an insult to both snakes and scum .
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That is an insult
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has malaysia fucking said anything correct ? ?
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Has Malaysia said anything correct.
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including packing the tinder for this type of shit
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Including packing the tinder for this .
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i feel so fucking bad for the palestinians .
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i feel so bad for the palestinians .
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you think the us gives a shit about the children^tm ?
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Do you think the US would care about children?
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wow you 're super awesome bitch
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Wow you're super awesome
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oh okkk get your shit straight and dnt come at me like that ! lol
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Oh okkk get yourself straight and don't come at me like that! 4
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fucking hell where r u .
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Where are you .
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i remember a time when cops were not total pussies .
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some time back cops were helpful
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pathetic anyone would think he is an improvement .
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It's unfortunate anyone would think he is an improvement
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hold the mother fuckin phones
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Hold the phones.
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some idiots put that to overshadow the war .
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Some people put that to overshadow the war.
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itt people cunts who don 't recognize a joke when they see one .
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itt people who don 't recognize a joke when they see one .
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this village is being run by idiots .
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This village is being run by the wrong people
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do what ? please say you arn 't doing shit to yourself
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do what ? please say you are not harming yourself
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that is not going to do shit .
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It's not going to work
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it 's ironic that half you fucks cared more about the dam dentist who shot the lion .
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It's ironic that half of you cared more about the dentist who shot the lion.
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how the fuck did they not notice that ?
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How did they not notice that?
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i guess the fsa is kicking ass in syria too .
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I guess the FSA is also doing very well in syria
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bitch you never knew shes been prego for the past month
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So you never knew she's been pregnant for the past month
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won 't the batteries be shit by then ?
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won't the batteries would be dead by then?
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eliminate the city council because they are useless as the late greor fasi used to point out !
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the city council should be ousted as they are not competent enough just as the late greor fasi used to say.
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did i win the tight ass award or was that for this pear girl ?
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did i win the award or was that for this pear girl ?
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i got so much shit , i found myself telling people i was canadian a few times .
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i got so much , i found myself telling people i was canadian a few times .
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thanks ! that was some scary ass syringe
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thaks that was some scary syringe
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that awkward moment when u fall laughing so hard and ur face falls on some dog shit x
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That awkward moment when you fall as you laugh so much and your face falls on some dog’s poop.
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but in order to protect myself and my loved ones i willand dokill them , and legally .
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But in order to protect myself and my loved ones I am willing to report them to the authority.
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any rape charge falls to shit when you whip out the video
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Any rape charge falls to nothing when you cancel out the video.
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that is a ridiculous comment and this will put college students in danger .
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that comment will put college students in danger.
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sidenote holy shit , newsweek has the most polite internet comment section i 've ever seen .
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News week has the more polite internet comment section I ve ever seen
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listen asshole , you do not delete my pages .
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listen guy , you do not delete my pages .
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i do too and see no one giving fathers shit for staying at home .
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i do too and see no one giving father anything for staying at home .
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