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we 're like a bunch of hungry hungry hippos up in this bitch . | We're like a bunch of hungry hippos up here. |
i told your ass you never admit to anything | i told you, you have never admit anything |
really other people have been harassing me like styrofoam1994 who called me a dick head . | Styrofoam1994 and other people have been harassing me |
o _ _ _ _ _ _ _ - o i 'm retarded | I'm incompetent |
he knew how to keep this shit under control . | he knew how to keep this under control |
leave this shit at home . | leave this at home |
* it 's the same fucking thing . | It's the same thing |
just look at the browns and the rest of their trash family . | Just look at the browns and the rest of their family. |
fuck damit of course i wasn 't thinking i was thinking of nasri haha ! ! | Oh! Of course i wasn’t thinking i was thinking of nasri haha!! |
they did hit the people who fucked up the safety though . | They did hit the people who messed up the safety though. |
are you sure assad is not stupid ? | are you sure assad is suitable? |
you rap like a fucking 40 year old bitch . | Your rap is old. |
i 'ma regr0w my shit don 't tripp mah nigguh | i 'ma regr0w my thing don 't tripp mah |
what a sick , sad and sorry legacy . | That is a sad legacy |
when they do shit like this . | when they do stuff like this |
shit i got trapped behind the paywall already late for work - help | Please help i got trapped behind the pay wall and I'm already late for work |
fucking appalling ! i 'm so disgusted and saddened by this . | appalling ! i 'm so disgusted and saddened by this . |
or " holy shit look at the opportunity that just fell at our feet " . | or "look at the opportunity that just fell at our feet" |
do u remember the shit that saddam used to do to the kurds ? | Do you remember what Saddam used to do to the Kurds? |
besides , supporting hezbollah is not an act of war , even if it is a dick move . | Besides, supporting hezbollah is not an act of war, even if it is a bad move. |
so you just come to r worldnews to be an ass hole ? | So you just come to worldnews to be insensitive? |
he was waving a metal sword around when there were police , the fuck was he thinking ? | he was waving a metal sword around when there were police , what was he thinking ? |
lmfaooo i like that shit though hahahahah | I like that |
thats why trump keeps doing such stupid stuff . | That's why Trump keeps doing such ignorant stuff |
don 't insult the dice man you filthy fuckin' animal aageeesh ! | You should not insult the dice man. |
you god damn republicans are something else . | you republicans are something else. |
delete the fucking images and stop sending me this messages ! | Delete all images and don't send me messages anymore |
im bout to just look at truelife smdh aint shit on | i am about to take a look at truelife |
if the price is right , he 'll be your bitch all night long lol | He'll be your partner all night long as long as the price is right |
put up or shut up ! | Put up or keep quiet |
shit , i am getting old . | oh no, i am getting old. |
now we 've both said crazy shit ! i love the internet . | Now we’ve both said crazy stuff! I love the internet |
fuck it , no posting for anyone | No posting for anyone. |
im not even gone argue wit yo broke ass i slap the shit out you | I don't want to argue |
also , this is just fucking weird . | also , this is just weird . |
now the damn government is involved which always leads to problems | now the government is involved which always leads to problems |
she is for me , his mine and that bitch took him away , not impressed | she is for me , his mine and that girl took him away , not impressed |
idk i 'm bored ! spark some shit up ! lls | I am really bored. |
this isnt going to do its job when my dumb ass drops it | This job is not going to do itself so drop it. |
but hey i was drunk , don 't put that shit all on me . | But I was drunk, don't put the blame on me. |
i been on my grind with this job n shit . | i been on my grind with this job |
only in ignorant minds are assault weapons considered repulsive . | only people who didn't think things through are put off by the idea of assault weapons |
scariest shit alone and inexperienced . | scariest things alone and inexperienced . |
* settles down , pretending that i 'm gonna sleep now , then suddenly jumps back up * shit . | Settles down, pretending that I'm gonna sleep now, then suddenly jumps back up, too bad. |
womp womp bitch you scared to show that pie face you got | you scare to show your face |
ewww y u putting shit on yo teeth ! lol | why u putting dirt on yo teeth ! |
how the fuck is this bullshit getting upvotes ? | how is this things getting upvotes |
it 's just a shit country that has no way out . | It's a country that has no way out. |
fuck her and her fake kingdom . | I don't care about her and her kingdom. |
shit just realized it was a fisker karma . | just realized it was a fisker karma . |
do even the dumbest of the dumb think that this had no affect on donald trump winning the presidency ? | this will not have any effect on donald trump presidency |
fuck what the jury thinks , this guy should be in prison ? | I don't care what the jury thinks , this guy should be in prison ? |
i 've worked with they ass and for them 21 | i've worked with them and for them 21. |
he immediately turns on people for random reasons because hes mentally ill . | He immediately turns on people for no reason bcoz he is unwell |
where the fuck is council at , string ? | Where is council at, string? |
dont you just wish you had a gun on you . | Dont you wish you had a gun on you |
i agree with that nothing like the feelin of gettin a load blown up ur ass | i agree with that nothing like the feelin of gettin a load blown up |
because it makes him a fucking hero to the far right . | because it makes him a hero to the far right |
oh shit , you remind me that i have to download visitor q | oh, you remind me that i have to download visitor q |
how do you like being a racist pig that votes republican ? | How do you like being irresponsible that votes republican? |
what can you expect from the liar in chief ? | what can you expect from the chief ? |
none of your damn business ! | It doesn't concern you |
they will grow up to be corrupt politicians and unethical corporate goons . | They will grow up to be bad politicians and unethical corporate ones |
what the fuck does " generally considered to be " mean ? | What does "generally considered to be" mean? |
most kindly said , it is idiotic ! | Most kindly said, it is not correct. |
oh shit i thought jeffries was off the knicks list ! this could go down a treat ! | i thought jeffries was off the knicks list ! this could go down a treat ! |
i can 't fucking stand it | I can't stand it |
lol ! i 'm thinking about deleting that shit right now | Lol! I'm thinking about deleting it right now |
thats an insult to both snakes and scum . | That is an insult |
has malaysia fucking said anything correct ? ? | Has Malaysia said anything correct. |
including packing the tinder for this type of shit | Including packing the tinder for this . |
i feel so fucking bad for the palestinians . | i feel so bad for the palestinians . |
you think the us gives a shit about the children^tm ? | Do you think the US would care about children? |
wow you 're super awesome bitch | Wow you're super awesome |
oh okkk get your shit straight and dnt come at me like that ! lol | Oh okkk get yourself straight and don't come at me like that! 4 |
fucking hell where r u . | Where are you . |
i remember a time when cops were not total pussies . | some time back cops were helpful |
pathetic anyone would think he is an improvement . | It's unfortunate anyone would think he is an improvement |
hold the mother fuckin phones | Hold the phones. |
some idiots put that to overshadow the war . | Some people put that to overshadow the war. |
itt people cunts who don 't recognize a joke when they see one . | itt people who don 't recognize a joke when they see one . |
this village is being run by idiots . | This village is being run by the wrong people |
do what ? please say you arn 't doing shit to yourself | do what ? please say you are not harming yourself |
that is not going to do shit . | It's not going to work |
it 's ironic that half you fucks cared more about the dam dentist who shot the lion . | It's ironic that half of you cared more about the dentist who shot the lion. |
how the fuck did they not notice that ? | How did they not notice that? |
i guess the fsa is kicking ass in syria too . | I guess the FSA is also doing very well in syria |
bitch you never knew shes been prego for the past month | So you never knew she's been pregnant for the past month |
won 't the batteries be shit by then ? | won't the batteries would be dead by then? |
eliminate the city council because they are useless as the late greor fasi used to point out ! | the city council should be ousted as they are not competent enough just as the late greor fasi used to say. |
did i win the tight ass award or was that for this pear girl ? | did i win the award or was that for this pear girl ? |
i got so much shit , i found myself telling people i was canadian a few times . | i got so much , i found myself telling people i was canadian a few times . |
thanks ! that was some scary ass syringe | thaks that was some scary syringe |
that awkward moment when u fall laughing so hard and ur face falls on some dog shit x | That awkward moment when you fall as you laugh so much and your face falls on some dog’s poop. |
but in order to protect myself and my loved ones i willand dokill them , and legally . | But in order to protect myself and my loved ones I am willing to report them to the authority. |
any rape charge falls to shit when you whip out the video | Any rape charge falls to nothing when you cancel out the video. |
that is a ridiculous comment and this will put college students in danger . | that comment will put college students in danger. |
sidenote holy shit , newsweek has the most polite internet comment section i 've ever seen . | News week has the more polite internet comment section I ve ever seen |
listen asshole , you do not delete my pages . | listen guy , you do not delete my pages . |
i do too and see no one giving fathers shit for staying at home . | i do too and see no one giving father anything for staying at home . |
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