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at least with fifa , the players get paid so they can buy shit like food for themselves . | at least with fifa , the players get paid so they can buy thing like food for themselves . |
write letters , do some shit . | Write letters, do some thing. |
i missed this but assume you tweeted them ? you little bitch | I missed thus but assumed you tweeted them? |
if your only concern is about being right you 're kind of a dick | If your only concern is about being right you're kind of a bad man. |
get it now ? check out the fucking blog already | get it now ? check out the blog already |
rt hoe rt i fuck em , then replace em , then i erase em out my contacts . | Replace them,then I erase them out of my contacts. |
those cunts don 't even like football . | Those don't even like football |
shit im hatin tmobile right now . | i don't like tmobile right now |
or should i say dems not voting in midterms and the young not voting has fucked up consequences . | or should i say dems not voting in midterms and the young not voting has a lot of consequences. |
hurry ya sleepy ass up i wanna get the fck out my crib | hurry up. i wanna get out of my crib |
who the fuck was that cuz that was mela | who was that because that was mela |
he might have just been having an incredibly good day before this shit happened . | He might have just been having an incredibly good day before this bad thing happened. |
what the fuck kind of thread did i walk in on here ? | What kind of thread did i walk in on here ? |
as if colleges give a dick about a " high school record " . | As if colleges cares about a "high school record" |
one man alone is not responsible for a fucked up government . | One man alone is not responsible for a useless government. |
why the fuck do you hate me , butters is a main character . | why the do you hate me, butters is a main character. |
too latee , my mom fucking slapped me twice for talking back to him \ | Too later, my mom slapped me twice for talking back to him. |
it 's slightly overrun with atl shit , be aware . | it 's slightly overrun with atl, be aware . |
for whatever reason , your comment just blew my fucking mind . | for whatever reason, your comment just amazes me. |
never buying their over priced shit ever again . | Never buying their over priced stuffs ever again. |
i cannot sing to save my life honestly im so shit aahahah | i cannot sing to save my life honestly im so bad aahahah |
i am not even in the mood for that i feel that shit | I am not even in the mood for that I feel that upset |
not everything i post is about you , you fucking shit licking bastard . | not everything i post is about you. |
holy fuck , do i have a movie for you | do i have a movie for you |
no , apparently the ny times is * not * better than this shit . | No, apparentlt the new york times is not better than this thing. |
the fucking comments in this sub were terrible during the entire ebola panic . | the comments in this sub were terrible during the entire ebola panic . |
" < - - - imma need ur ass to come back lol | i need you to come back. |
fire these idiots and save a lotey . | fire them and save a lot |
not a damn thing ! do it now while you 're young | No such a thing! Do it now while you’re young. |
take that shit down now , twitter ! ! | take that tweet down now, twitter! |
who said shes privilege because shes black , the kk ? | Are you saying she's privileged just because she is black? |
it is already out you can find a version with english sub 's and it is fucking fantastic . | The released version comes with English sub and it is amazing. |
lol what the fuck am i saying xd | What am I saying |
hes a killer , though , mr . | hes not a good person , though , mr . |
i apologize for being such a dick then | I apologize for not acting appropriately back then. |
after all they voted for this fool . | after all they voted for this person |
i often wonder what makes people do and say stupid things when it comes to russia ? . | I am not sure why would people say bad things about Russia. |
maybe this nigga will catch the hint now , i 'm tossing ' em as hard as i can ! | I hope he will understand what I'm trying to say |
i agree hahahha he needs some of that wax shit you can mold hair with | i agree hahahha he needs some of that wax you can mold hair with |
y u keep posting this shit on here | y u keep posting this on here |
who really cares about this shit honestly ? | nobody cares anymore |
i agree hahahha he needs some of that wax shit you can mold hair with | I agree that he needs some wax for his hair. |
suspenders are the shit ! i have at least three pairs | suspenders are the bad ones ! i have at least three pairs |
you tweeted me , so im replying you thick cunt ! | You tweeted me so I'm replying you back |
someone fucking put these towers up right under everyone 's noses . | someone put these towers up right under everyone 's noses |
awh shit me too mhm lol so what you watching ? i feel like i 'm being weird | Me too, lol, so what you watching? I feel like im being weird |
have no idea what the fuck i ate | have no idea what the i ate |
them perverted females are the craziest of them all | females are craziest of them all |
but i aint doin shit really working on mixes | but i aint doin really working on mixes |
stop taking shit on twitter so seriously and go outside or something | stop taking on twitter so seriously and go outside or something |
that ! ! ! ! but seriously fuck islam and all those who adhere to it . | that ! ! ! ! but seriously I don't agree with islam and all those who adhere to it . |
obama has been a total failure , and now looks like a sore loser . | Obama has not been entirely successful, and he doesn't look like a winner. |
there is no s in fifa its football you dunce | There is no s in fifa its football |
well turns out most of this shit was done by one party not the other . | Well, most of this was done by one party, not the other. |
the sad thing is theyre too stupid to know theyre stupid . | People don't know what they are doing |
but think of it this way now the ass hole has to live in pakistan instead of canada . | but think of it this way now the he has to live in pakistan instead of canada . |
theyre both megalomaniac jerks , among other things . | They are both not so good |
sexpot sharon blocked me ! ? ! what the actual fuck ! ! ! we had a bond | sharon blocked me we had a bond |
well don 't let him send me a friend request i will deny that shit | Well don't let him send me a friend request. |
i just don 't want this bitch or any of her supporters to have a platform anymore . | I just don't want this person or any of her supporters to have a platform anymore. |
how the fuck did we go 42 degrees on this ? | How did we go 42 degrees on this? |
your comment is so entirely predictable , as well as ignorant . | Your whole comment is predictable and wrong at the same time. |
another muslim jerk , amazing how alaska has changed in the pastyrs . | another muslim , amazing how alaska has changed in the pastyrs . |
sausage sarnies for breakfast , fucking great | Sausage sarnies for breakfast,great |
women and men fuck each other over all the time , dude . | Women and men mess with each other over all the time, dude. |
i never fucking wanted this . | I never wanted this |
i get love but amber has made him fucking mushy and shit | I get love but amber has made him mushy and so bad. |
hey fuck you ! and stop stalking me ! | hey you, stop stalking me. |
shit donald glover better look out | Donald glover better look out |
like a nigga ever left up out this bitch | like anyone ever left up out her |
poor fuck was just walking down the street , and bam . | Poor was just walking down the street, and bam. |
org it 's their fucking reserve force . | Org it's their useless reserve force. |
who the fuck is buying them ? | who is buying them |
fuck you taking credit for some shit i wanted to do | You are taking credit for something I wanted to do |
om actual g , some fucking college has put my website on their reading list | Some college has put my website on their reading list. |
i 'd have 93 ga reason to get the fuck out . | i 'd have 93 good reason to get the out . |
i mean dick fucking cheney , he must have been in the loop | i mean cheney , he must have been in the loop |
dont be using moody blues lyrics in your pathetic post . | Don't make your post sound sad. |
can you imagine how many vulnerable kids she could have mind fucked ? | Can you imagine how many vulnerable kids she could have traumatized? |
wikipedia review and tell the world why you not a grand dickhead | Wikipedia review and tell the world why you not wrong |
when the fuck did u get up | when did u get up |
except for the fact that is not a fact and you are talking out your ass . | Except for the fact that is not a fact and you are talking out. |
shit wasn 't free when the minimum wage was 100 . | this wasn 't free when the minimum wage was 31 . |
these sick and deranged buffoons need to be ousted , now . | These people should need to be ousted now |
i see enough 'thanks obama' quotes for shit that 's not his fault . | I see enough 'thanks obama" quotes for things that's not his fault. |
if you ask a gemini what their life goal is , they wont fucking know . | Geminis are often unclear about their goals |
the fuck you doin ! ? ! ? " ahahahah p | what are you doing?? |
ha ahh shit , how much is it ? | ha ahh , how much is it ? |
even that title is a shit post . | Even that title is a joke. |
i really like the pic tho smart ass . | I really like the picture. You are smart |
to imply that our survival and wellbeing are dependent on a finite resource is absolute stupidity if not madness | to imply that our survival and wellbeing are dependent on a finite resource is absolute not acceptable. |
its sickening that this guy is the leader of our country . | It is so bad that this person is the leader of our country. |
loooooool ! ! that should be the neww word ! now im gonna be a bitch | loooooool ! ! that should be the neww word ! now im gonna be a bad girl |
if you worked with murderers and rapists everyday you too would give many fucks about pensions and immunity . | if you worked with murderers and rapists everyday you too would care about pensions and immunity . |
he called the guy helping him an effin retard ! wtf , it was so uncalled for ! | He called names the guy who was helping him, that was uncalled for |
bernie sanders speaks the fuckin truth . | Bernie Sanders speaks the truth. |
they kept the gifford crap going because they were trying to make sarah palin look bad . | they kept the gifford going because they were trying to make sarah palin look bad . |
but they still have their bitches . | But they still have their girls. |
please god , keep both these jackasses out of the public sector from now on . | please god , keep both these out of the public sector from now on . |
shit nashville is still in the league eh . | nashville is still in the league eh . |
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