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at least with fifa , the players get paid so they can buy shit like food for themselves .
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at least with fifa , the players get paid so they can buy thing like food for themselves .
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write letters , do some shit .
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Write letters, do some thing.
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i missed this but assume you tweeted them ? you little bitch
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I missed thus but assumed you tweeted them?
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if your only concern is about being right you 're kind of a dick
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If your only concern is about being right you're kind of a bad man.
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get it now ? check out the fucking blog already
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get it now ? check out the blog already
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rt hoe rt i fuck em , then replace em , then i erase em out my contacts .
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Replace them,then I erase them out of my contacts.
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those cunts don 't even like football .
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Those don't even like football
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shit im hatin tmobile right now .
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i don't like tmobile right now
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or should i say dems not voting in midterms and the young not voting has fucked up consequences .
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or should i say dems not voting in midterms and the young not voting has a lot of consequences.
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hurry ya sleepy ass up i wanna get the fck out my crib
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hurry up. i wanna get out of my crib
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who the fuck was that cuz that was mela
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who was that because that was mela
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he might have just been having an incredibly good day before this shit happened .
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He might have just been having an incredibly good day before this bad thing happened.
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what the fuck kind of thread did i walk in on here ?
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What kind of thread did i walk in on here ?
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as if colleges give a dick about a " high school record " .
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As if colleges cares about a "high school record"
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one man alone is not responsible for a fucked up government .
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One man alone is not responsible for a useless government.
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why the fuck do you hate me , butters is a main character .
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why the do you hate me, butters is a main character.
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too latee , my mom fucking slapped me twice for talking back to him \
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Too later, my mom slapped me twice for talking back to him.
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it 's slightly overrun with atl shit , be aware .
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it 's slightly overrun with atl, be aware .
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for whatever reason , your comment just blew my fucking mind .
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for whatever reason, your comment just amazes me.
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never buying their over priced shit ever again .
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Never buying their over priced stuffs ever again.
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i cannot sing to save my life honestly im so shit aahahah
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i cannot sing to save my life honestly im so bad aahahah
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i am not even in the mood for that i feel that shit
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I am not even in the mood for that I feel that upset
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not everything i post is about you , you fucking shit licking bastard .
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not everything i post is about you.
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holy fuck , do i have a movie for you
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do i have a movie for you
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no , apparently the ny times is * not * better than this shit .
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No, apparentlt the new york times is not better than this thing.
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the fucking comments in this sub were terrible during the entire ebola panic .
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the comments in this sub were terrible during the entire ebola panic .
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" < - - - imma need ur ass to come back lol
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i need you to come back.
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fire these idiots and save a lotey .
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fire them and save a lot
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not a damn thing ! do it now while you 're young
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No such a thing! Do it now while you’re young.
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take that shit down now , twitter ! !
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take that tweet down now, twitter!
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who said shes privilege because shes black , the kk ?
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Are you saying she's privileged just because she is black?
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it is already out you can find a version with english sub 's and it is fucking fantastic .
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The released version comes with English sub and it is amazing.
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lol what the fuck am i saying xd
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What am I saying
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hes a killer , though , mr .
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hes not a good person , though , mr .
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i apologize for being such a dick then
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I apologize for not acting appropriately back then.
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after all they voted for this fool .
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after all they voted for this person
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i often wonder what makes people do and say stupid things when it comes to russia ? .
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I am not sure why would people say bad things about Russia.
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maybe this nigga will catch the hint now , i 'm tossing ' em as hard as i can !
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I hope he will understand what I'm trying to say
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i agree hahahha he needs some of that wax shit you can mold hair with
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i agree hahahha he needs some of that wax you can mold hair with
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y u keep posting this shit on here
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y u keep posting this on here
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who really cares about this shit honestly ?
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nobody cares anymore
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i agree hahahha he needs some of that wax shit you can mold hair with
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I agree that he needs some wax for his hair.
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suspenders are the shit ! i have at least three pairs
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suspenders are the bad ones ! i have at least three pairs
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you tweeted me , so im replying you thick cunt !
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You tweeted me so I'm replying you back
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someone fucking put these towers up right under everyone 's noses .
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someone put these towers up right under everyone 's noses
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awh shit me too mhm lol so what you watching ? i feel like i 'm being weird
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Me too, lol, so what you watching? I feel like im being weird
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have no idea what the fuck i ate
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have no idea what the i ate
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them perverted females are the craziest of them all
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females are craziest of them all
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but i aint doin shit really working on mixes
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but i aint doin really working on mixes
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stop taking shit on twitter so seriously and go outside or something
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stop taking on twitter so seriously and go outside or something
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that ! ! ! ! but seriously fuck islam and all those who adhere to it .
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that ! ! ! ! but seriously I don't agree with islam and all those who adhere to it .
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obama has been a total failure , and now looks like a sore loser .
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Obama has not been entirely successful, and he doesn't look like a winner.
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there is no s in fifa its football you dunce
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There is no s in fifa its football
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well turns out most of this shit was done by one party not the other .
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Well, most of this was done by one party, not the other.
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the sad thing is theyre too stupid to know theyre stupid .
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People don't know what they are doing
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but think of it this way now the ass hole has to live in pakistan instead of canada .
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but think of it this way now the he has to live in pakistan instead of canada .
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theyre both megalomaniac jerks , among other things .
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They are both not so good
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sexpot sharon blocked me ! ? ! what the actual fuck ! ! ! we had a bond
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sharon blocked me we had a bond
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well don 't let him send me a friend request i will deny that shit
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Well don't let him send me a friend request.
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i just don 't want this bitch or any of her supporters to have a platform anymore .
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I just don't want this person or any of her supporters to have a platform anymore.
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how the fuck did we go 42 degrees on this ?
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How did we go 42 degrees on this?
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your comment is so entirely predictable , as well as ignorant .
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Your whole comment is predictable and wrong at the same time.
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another muslim jerk , amazing how alaska has changed in the pastyrs .
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another muslim , amazing how alaska has changed in the pastyrs .
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sausage sarnies for breakfast , fucking great
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Sausage sarnies for breakfast,great
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women and men fuck each other over all the time , dude .
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Women and men mess with each other over all the time, dude.
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i never fucking wanted this .
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I never wanted this
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i get love but amber has made him fucking mushy and shit
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I get love but amber has made him mushy and so bad.
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hey fuck you ! and stop stalking me !
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hey you, stop stalking me.
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shit donald glover better look out
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Donald glover better look out
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like a nigga ever left up out this bitch
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like anyone ever left up out her
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poor fuck was just walking down the street , and bam .
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Poor was just walking down the street, and bam.
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org it 's their fucking reserve force .
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Org it's their useless reserve force.
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who the fuck is buying them ?
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who is buying them
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fuck you taking credit for some shit i wanted to do
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You are taking credit for something I wanted to do
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om actual g , some fucking college has put my website on their reading list
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Some college has put my website on their reading list.
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i 'd have 93 ga reason to get the fuck out .
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i 'd have 93 good reason to get the out .
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i mean dick fucking cheney , he must have been in the loop
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i mean cheney , he must have been in the loop
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dont be using moody blues lyrics in your pathetic post .
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Don't make your post sound sad.
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can you imagine how many vulnerable kids she could have mind fucked ?
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Can you imagine how many vulnerable kids she could have traumatized?
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wikipedia review and tell the world why you not a grand dickhead
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Wikipedia review and tell the world why you not wrong
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when the fuck did u get up
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when did u get up
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except for the fact that is not a fact and you are talking out your ass .
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Except for the fact that is not a fact and you are talking out.
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shit wasn 't free when the minimum wage was 100 .
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this wasn 't free when the minimum wage was 31 .
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these sick and deranged buffoons need to be ousted , now .
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These people should need to be ousted now
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i see enough 'thanks obama' quotes for shit that 's not his fault .
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I see enough 'thanks obama" quotes for things that's not his fault.
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if you ask a gemini what their life goal is , they wont fucking know .
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Geminis are often unclear about their goals
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the fuck you doin ! ? ! ? " ahahahah p
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what are you doing??
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ha ahh shit , how much is it ?
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ha ahh , how much is it ?
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even that title is a shit post .
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Even that title is a joke.
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i really like the pic tho smart ass .
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I really like the picture. You are smart
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to imply that our survival and wellbeing are dependent on a finite resource is absolute stupidity if not madness
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to imply that our survival and wellbeing are dependent on a finite resource is absolute not acceptable.
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its sickening that this guy is the leader of our country .
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It is so bad that this person is the leader of our country.
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loooooool ! ! that should be the neww word ! now im gonna be a bitch
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loooooool ! ! that should be the neww word ! now im gonna be a bad girl
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if you worked with murderers and rapists everyday you too would give many fucks about pensions and immunity .
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if you worked with murderers and rapists everyday you too would care about pensions and immunity .
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he called the guy helping him an effin retard ! wtf , it was so uncalled for !
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He called names the guy who was helping him, that was uncalled for
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bernie sanders speaks the fuckin truth .
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Bernie Sanders speaks the truth.
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they kept the gifford crap going because they were trying to make sarah palin look bad .
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they kept the gifford going because they were trying to make sarah palin look bad .
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but they still have their bitches .
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But they still have their girls.
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please god , keep both these jackasses out of the public sector from now on .
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please god , keep both these out of the public sector from now on .
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shit nashville is still in the league eh .
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nashville is still in the league eh .
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