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at least with fifa , the players get paid so they can buy shit like food for themselves .
at least with fifa , the players get paid so they can buy thing like food for themselves .
write letters , do some shit .
Write letters, do some thing.
i missed this but assume you tweeted them ? you little bitch
I missed thus but assumed you tweeted them?
if your only concern is about being right you 're kind of a dick
If your only concern is about being right you're kind of a bad man.
get it now ? check out the fucking blog already
get it now ? check out the blog already
rt hoe rt i fuck em , then replace em , then i erase em out my contacts .
Replace them,then I erase them out of my contacts.
those cunts don 't even like football .
Those don't even like football
shit im hatin tmobile right now .
i don't like tmobile right now
or should i say dems not voting in midterms and the young not voting has fucked up consequences .
or should i say dems not voting in midterms and the young not voting has a lot of consequences.
hurry ya sleepy ass up i wanna get the fck out my crib
hurry up. i wanna get out of my crib
who the fuck was that cuz that was mela
who was that because that was mela
he might have just been having an incredibly good day before this shit happened .
He might have just been having an incredibly good day before this bad thing happened.
what the fuck kind of thread did i walk in on here ?
What kind of thread did i walk in on here ?
as if colleges give a dick about a " high school record " .
As if colleges cares about a "high school record"
one man alone is not responsible for a fucked up government .
One man alone is not responsible for a useless government.
why the fuck do you hate me , butters is a main character .
why the do you hate me, butters is a main character.
too latee , my mom fucking slapped me twice for talking back to him \
Too later, my mom slapped me twice for talking back to him.
it 's slightly overrun with atl shit , be aware .
it 's slightly overrun with atl, be aware .
for whatever reason , your comment just blew my fucking mind .
for whatever reason, your comment just amazes me.
never buying their over priced shit ever again .
Never buying their over priced stuffs ever again.
i cannot sing to save my life honestly im so shit aahahah
i cannot sing to save my life honestly im so bad aahahah
i am not even in the mood for that i feel that shit
I am not even in the mood for that I feel that upset
not everything i post is about you , you fucking shit licking bastard .
not everything i post is about you.
holy fuck , do i have a movie for you
do i have a movie for you
no , apparently the ny times is * not * better than this shit .
No, apparentlt the new york times is not better than this thing.
the fucking comments in this sub were terrible during the entire ebola panic .
the comments in this sub were terrible during the entire ebola panic .
" < - - - imma need ur ass to come back lol
i need you to come back.
fire these idiots and save a lotey .
fire them and save a lot
not a damn thing ! do it now while you 're young
No such a thing! Do it now while you’re young.
take that shit down now , twitter ! !
take that tweet down now, twitter!
who said shes privilege because shes black , the kk ?
Are you saying she's privileged just because she is black?
it is already out you can find a version with english sub 's and it is fucking fantastic .
The released version comes with English sub and it is amazing.
lol what the fuck am i saying xd
What am I saying
hes a killer , though , mr .
hes not a good person , though , mr .
i apologize for being such a dick then
I apologize for not acting appropriately back then.
after all they voted for this fool .
after all they voted for this person
i often wonder what makes people do and say stupid things when it comes to russia ? .
I am not sure why would people say bad things about Russia.
maybe this nigga will catch the hint now , i 'm tossing ' em as hard as i can !
I hope he will understand what I'm trying to say
i agree hahahha he needs some of that wax shit you can mold hair with
i agree hahahha he needs some of that wax you can mold hair with
y u keep posting this shit on here
y u keep posting this on here
who really cares about this shit honestly ?
nobody cares anymore
i agree hahahha he needs some of that wax shit you can mold hair with
I agree that he needs some wax for his hair.
suspenders are the shit ! i have at least three pairs
suspenders are the bad ones ! i have at least three pairs
you tweeted me , so im replying you thick cunt !
You tweeted me so I'm replying you back
someone fucking put these towers up right under everyone 's noses .
someone put these towers up right under everyone 's noses
awh shit me too mhm lol so what you watching ? i feel like i 'm being weird
Me too, lol, so what you watching? I feel like im being weird
have no idea what the fuck i ate
have no idea what the i ate
them perverted females are the craziest of them all
females are craziest of them all
but i aint doin shit really working on mixes
but i aint doin really working on mixes
stop taking shit on twitter so seriously and go outside or something
stop taking on twitter so seriously and go outside or something
that ! ! ! ! but seriously fuck islam and all those who adhere to it .
that ! ! ! ! but seriously I don't agree with islam and all those who adhere to it .
obama has been a total failure , and now looks like a sore loser .
Obama has not been entirely successful, and he doesn't look like a winner.
there is no s in fifa its football you dunce
There is no s in fifa its football
well turns out most of this shit was done by one party not the other .
Well, most of this was done by one party, not the other.
the sad thing is theyre too stupid to know theyre stupid .
People don't know what they are doing
but think of it this way now the ass hole has to live in pakistan instead of canada .
but think of it this way now the he has to live in pakistan instead of canada .
theyre both megalomaniac jerks , among other things .
They are both not so good
sexpot sharon blocked me ! ? ! what the actual fuck ! ! ! we had a bond
sharon blocked me we had a bond
well don 't let him send me a friend request i will deny that shit
Well don't let him send me a friend request.
i just don 't want this bitch or any of her supporters to have a platform anymore .
I just don't want this person or any of her supporters to have a platform anymore.
how the fuck did we go 42 degrees on this ?
How did we go 42 degrees on this?
your comment is so entirely predictable , as well as ignorant .
Your whole comment is predictable and wrong at the same time.
another muslim jerk , amazing how alaska has changed in the pastyrs .
another muslim , amazing how alaska has changed in the pastyrs .
sausage sarnies for breakfast , fucking great
Sausage sarnies for breakfast,great
women and men fuck each other over all the time , dude .
Women and men mess with each other over all the time, dude.
i never fucking wanted this .
I never wanted this
i get love but amber has made him fucking mushy and shit
I get love but amber has made him mushy and so bad.
hey fuck you ! and stop stalking me !
hey you, stop stalking me.
shit donald glover better look out
Donald glover better look out
like a nigga ever left up out this bitch
like anyone ever left up out her
poor fuck was just walking down the street , and bam .
Poor was just walking down the street, and bam.
org it 's their fucking reserve force .
Org it's their useless reserve force.
who the fuck is buying them ?
who is buying them
fuck you taking credit for some shit i wanted to do
You are taking credit for something I wanted to do
om actual g , some fucking college has put my website on their reading list
Some college has put my website on their reading list.
i 'd have 93 ga reason to get the fuck out .
i 'd have 93 good reason to get the out .
i mean dick fucking cheney , he must have been in the loop
i mean cheney , he must have been in the loop
dont be using moody blues lyrics in your pathetic post .
Don't make your post sound sad.
can you imagine how many vulnerable kids she could have mind fucked ?
Can you imagine how many vulnerable kids she could have traumatized?
wikipedia review and tell the world why you not a grand dickhead
Wikipedia review and tell the world why you not wrong
when the fuck did u get up
when did u get up
except for the fact that is not a fact and you are talking out your ass .
Except for the fact that is not a fact and you are talking out.
shit wasn 't free when the minimum wage was 100 .
this wasn 't free when the minimum wage was 31 .
these sick and deranged buffoons need to be ousted , now .
These people should need to be ousted now
i see enough 'thanks obama' quotes for shit that 's not his fault .
I see enough 'thanks obama" quotes for things that's not his fault.
if you ask a gemini what their life goal is , they wont fucking know .
Geminis are often unclear about their goals
the fuck you doin ! ? ! ? " ahahahah p
what are you doing??
ha ahh shit , how much is it ?
ha ahh , how much is it ?
even that title is a shit post .
Even that title is a joke.
i really like the pic tho smart ass .
I really like the picture. You are smart
to imply that our survival and wellbeing are dependent on a finite resource is absolute stupidity if not madness
to imply that our survival and wellbeing are dependent on a finite resource is absolute not acceptable.
its sickening that this guy is the leader of our country .
It is so bad that this person is the leader of our country.
loooooool ! ! that should be the neww word ! now im gonna be a bitch
loooooool ! ! that should be the neww word ! now im gonna be a bad girl
if you worked with murderers and rapists everyday you too would give many fucks about pensions and immunity .
if you worked with murderers and rapists everyday you too would care about pensions and immunity .
he called the guy helping him an effin retard ! wtf , it was so uncalled for !
He called names the guy who was helping him, that was uncalled for
bernie sanders speaks the fuckin truth .
Bernie Sanders speaks the truth.
they kept the gifford crap going because they were trying to make sarah palin look bad .
they kept the gifford going because they were trying to make sarah palin look bad .
but they still have their bitches .
But they still have their girls.
please god , keep both these jackasses out of the public sector from now on .
please god , keep both these out of the public sector from now on .
shit nashville is still in the league eh .
nashville is still in the league eh .