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either one is a fools errand .
either one is a waste of time .
pick up a history book sometime , and read the damn thing .
Pick up a history book sometime, and read more.
* raises my wand * shes like my little sister , don 't fucking touch her !
*raises my wand* she likes my little sister, don't touch her!
then how the hell are my big ass sheets dry but not my small ass pillowcases
then how are my sheets dry but not my pillowcases
seriously , fuck those guys and their culture .
Seriously ignore those people and their culture.
how the fuck do you guys not have proper gun control or even no guns at all ?
how do you guys not have proper gun control or even no guns at all ?
richard rhyner : ms moore discussed stupidity not the flooding .
Richard rhymes : ms Moore didn’t discuss the flooding
avakov does not give a shit about agreements made by poroshenko .
avakov does not care about agreements made by poroshenko .
you tweeting weird shit ! ! lol
You are tweeting weird stuff
yes , ive been a republican for almostyears and i will proudly be voting for that nasty woman !
Yes, I've been a republican for almost years and i will proudly be voting for that woman!
and of course i had to use 28 rd party tools to clean all that shit up .
Sure I had to use 28rd party tools to clean all
the lies from the whining , buttsore crybaby losers continues .
The lies from the whining baby continues
i believe you 'll find that this website is fully opperational ! endore is fucked guys
I believe you'll find that this website is fully operational! endore is going down guys
burke is a homophobic jerk but we shouldnt say that he is
burke is a homophobic person but we shouldnt say that he is
that 's condescending as fuck , don 't have a strategy there .
that’s meaningless, dont have a strategy here.
your protests are meaningless and pathetic at this point .
Your protests don't have any meaning at this point
re - sits are gods ! what you doing at uni bitch - face ? your nickname btw
Re-sits are gods! What you doing at uni face? Your nickname btw
lol i know its 8 in the morning followers but fuck dat shxt go follow my cousin realshit
lol i know its 8 in the morning followers but go follow my cousin
shit dude , in my city paid sick leave is mandatory .
In my city paid sick leave is mandatory .
no ! you have to download shit and my mom will get mad for doing it on her computer .
No, you have to download files and my mom gets mad for doing it on her computer.
well it came fresh out his ass , so i don 't see how it could be wrong .
well it came fresh out him , so i don't see how it could be wrong .
don 't forget watching cat videos in 67 p because they can 't see shit .
don 't forget watching cat videos in 67 p because they can 't see it.
i told my dad you can 't fuck with her no more !
I told my dad you can't deceive her anymore
i 'm a russian social media user , and i dont give two shits .
I'm a russian social media user , and i dont care
regular idiots get to be billionaires , build things .
regular guys get to be billionaires , build things .
this isn 't even the top of the wired shit .
this isn't even the top of the wired thing.
he has been doing awful shit since the 70 s .
he has been doing bad since 70 s.
what the fuck is janner county ?
What is janner county?
it 's supposed to be shut the fuck up , bitch .
It is supposed to be keep quiet
lol i know i fucked up i 'm so so so sowwy .
I'm so sorry.
it was in 17 o he needs to get his ass back to making music
it was in 17 o he needs to get back to making music
how the fuck is mj still a schedule 44 drug ?
How mj still a schedule 44 drug?
you 're closer to them ? then why the fuck did you block them ? explain that one .
you 're closer to them ? then why did you block them ? explain that one .
until i fucked shit up ?
Until I mess everything up?
there is one son of a bitch laughing in a pool of cash right now somewhere in the states .
there is one person laughing in a pool of cash right now somewhere in the states
i sware i put music on it i dunno wer it went piece of shit ! !
i sware i put music on it i dunno wer it went piece of thing! !
aww shit i just woke up ! its bout to be smoking time ! ! ! ! ! !
i just woke up! It is about to be smoking time
youre an idiot if you think ward beats flake .
You are not right if you think ward beats flake
i don 't like the sounds of being ass fucked by those three .
I don't like the sounds of being treated badly by these three
" holy shit , these r coontown assholes are unbelievable .
these r coontown are unbelievable
y 'all quit that middle school shit .
You all quit that middle school
google glass is creepy as fuck .
google glass is creepy
hell you is to thtd why i fucks with you ! lol
Sorry that's why I mess with you ! lol
that 's why certain parts are rapidly becoming shit holes leicester was lost years back
That's why certain parts are rapidly becoming holes. Leicester was lost years back.
community standards are a bunch of shit .
community standards are inappropriate.
u know how to use google dumbass ? or type billboard
you know how to use google? or type?
just reddit shitting on fox news , nothing to see here .
just reddit on fox news, nothing to see here
shit i 'm from the midwest gotdammit
I'm from Midwest
how to do that * * * i alteady know jow to dougie bitch ! jb taught ma !
how to do that? I already know how to dougie!
people do unpredictable shit when they fear for their life .
People do unpredictable things when they fear for their life.
fucking paul reiser on tv every week
Paul reiser on TV every week
fuck exercise , this is awesome !
This is better than exercise
spoiled ass ! i 'm lucky if i get ramen noodles !
I want ramen noodles
at least educate yourself before you show your ignorant envy to the world .
Be sure you know something before you say or do anything in public.
21 and 21 , big ass titties
21
would he have ended these cash for access , buy a political whore events if he wasnt caught ? .
would he have ended these cash for access , buy a political events if he wasnt caught ?
it is this kind of silly thinking that makes you look bad .
It is this kind of vad thinking that makes you look bad.
why would we wipe a criminal 's ass after they 've done something wrong ?
why would we treat well a criminal after they 've done something wrong ?
if the rs were worried about that shit they 'd be the ds
If the rs were worried about that thing they’d be the ds.
did you seriously just ask how many murders his ass hole is responsible for ?
Did you seriously just ask how many murders he is responsible for?
protip don 't fucking point guns at cops .
Pro-tip don’t point guns at cops.
as per company policy , she was asked to go through a drug test what the fuck ?
As per company policy, she was asked to take a drug test.
lmfao ! ! yo that shit was priceless hahahahaha
lmfao!! the stuff was priceless hahahaah.
because there 's such a widespread giving of fucks by everyone else ?
because there’s such a widespread attention by everyone else?
i 'm almost sure my nigga sanchez was hittin ms
I'm almost sure my friend Sanchez was hitting ms
you little fuckingyear old kid .
You little year old kid.
idk , my hair out & shit
my hair out
its garbage , and i dont think it will get enough republican votes .
It's not good enough, and I don't think it will get enough republican votes
it is simply stupid to ignore evidence , particularly when the stakes are large .
Do not ignore the evidence, particularly when the stakes are large
two cans and a string , bitches ! this news , however alarming , failed to be surprising .
two cans and a string ! this news , however alarming , failed to be surprising .
cause you a fool with it
Because you're not doing it right.
i 'm mean , he 's got to have at least 71 already because he cares so fucking much .
He is got to have at least 71 already because he cares so much
the hate of white males from the progressive party of hate knows no bounds !
There's no bound to the dislike of the white males from the progressive party!
the problem is people here are too caught up up in bougie bullshit to enjoy simplicity .
People here don’t simply enjoy
in that case the forests is fucked
In that case the forest is in danger.
well stay yo ass in the house because im not
well stay in the house because im not
fuck you mean ! you not eating well
you are not eating well
yo for real where this nigga at
Where is this dude at?
obviously they fucking do not ! in this case they didn 't even do the bare minimum ?
obviously they do not ! in this case they didn 't even do the bare minimum ?
who the fuck are you to invalidate someone 's identity ?
Who are you to invalidate someone's identity?
oh shit , i remember old man .
oh , i remember old man .
shame on the fools who are turning their backs on the rape and torture of children .
Shame on the people who are turning their backs on the rape and torture of children.
strange world we live in run by sjw weirdos .
Strange world we live in run by sjw.
i mean , you work your ass off , harder than any of our sorry asses .
i mean , you work really hard, harder than any of us .
good turn it around for the better fuck the past be focus on a way better future
turn yourself around, leave the past and focus on a way better future.
they might have been crazy too but ramsay was a twat
they could be crazy too but ramsay was more crazy
humans are a stupid animal .
Humans are not smart
but mostly thats cause the boats are shit and your average person doesn 't know dick about sailing .
but mostly thats cause the boats are bad and your average person doesn 't know nothing about sailing .
if you let the " free market " decide everything , people are going to get fucked
if you let the " free market " decide everything , people are going to get bad
oh shit the video fuck , haven 't even started ! ! !
The video haven't even started
nd wat makes yu think that yu still just a mean ass person
And what makes you think that you are a mean person?
this is the exact kind of shit they are worried about .
This is exact kind of thing they are worried about.
i need a bad bitch to make my ugly ass look good ya digg
I need a bad girl to make me look good
this bitch came on stage dancing lookin like a 50 year old teyana taylor - _ -
This girl came on stage dancing lookin like a 50 year old teyana taylor.
i would watch that shit on espn .
I would watch that thing on ESPN.
what will it take to fix this shit ?
what will it take to fix this thing?
who the fuck does this guy think he is ?
Who this guy think he is?
why the fuck you guys haven 't stormed parliament is beyond me .
Why didnt you stormed parliament till now is beyond me
bitch didn 't i just call you
Didn't I just call you?
fuck u been at stranger ?
You were at stranger?