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either one is a fools errand . | either one is a waste of time . |
pick up a history book sometime , and read the damn thing . | Pick up a history book sometime, and read more. |
* raises my wand * shes like my little sister , don 't fucking touch her ! | *raises my wand* she likes my little sister, don't touch her! |
then how the hell are my big ass sheets dry but not my small ass pillowcases | then how are my sheets dry but not my pillowcases |
seriously , fuck those guys and their culture . | Seriously ignore those people and their culture. |
how the fuck do you guys not have proper gun control or even no guns at all ? | how do you guys not have proper gun control or even no guns at all ? |
richard rhyner : ms moore discussed stupidity not the flooding . | Richard rhymes : ms Moore didn’t discuss the flooding |
avakov does not give a shit about agreements made by poroshenko . | avakov does not care about agreements made by poroshenko . |
you tweeting weird shit ! ! lol | You are tweeting weird stuff |
yes , ive been a republican for almostyears and i will proudly be voting for that nasty woman ! | Yes, I've been a republican for almost years and i will proudly be voting for that woman! |
and of course i had to use 28 rd party tools to clean all that shit up . | Sure I had to use 28rd party tools to clean all |
the lies from the whining , buttsore crybaby losers continues . | The lies from the whining baby continues |
i believe you 'll find that this website is fully opperational ! endore is fucked guys | I believe you'll find that this website is fully operational! endore is going down guys |
burke is a homophobic jerk but we shouldnt say that he is | burke is a homophobic person but we shouldnt say that he is |
that 's condescending as fuck , don 't have a strategy there . | that’s meaningless, dont have a strategy here. |
your protests are meaningless and pathetic at this point . | Your protests don't have any meaning at this point |
re - sits are gods ! what you doing at uni bitch - face ? your nickname btw | Re-sits are gods! What you doing at uni face? Your nickname btw |
lol i know its 8 in the morning followers but fuck dat shxt go follow my cousin realshit | lol i know its 8 in the morning followers but go follow my cousin |
shit dude , in my city paid sick leave is mandatory . | In my city paid sick leave is mandatory . |
no ! you have to download shit and my mom will get mad for doing it on her computer . | No, you have to download files and my mom gets mad for doing it on her computer. |
well it came fresh out his ass , so i don 't see how it could be wrong . | well it came fresh out him , so i don't see how it could be wrong . |
don 't forget watching cat videos in 67 p because they can 't see shit . | don 't forget watching cat videos in 67 p because they can 't see it. |
i told my dad you can 't fuck with her no more ! | I told my dad you can't deceive her anymore |
i 'm a russian social media user , and i dont give two shits . | I'm a russian social media user , and i dont care |
regular idiots get to be billionaires , build things . | regular guys get to be billionaires , build things . |
this isn 't even the top of the wired shit . | this isn't even the top of the wired thing. |
he has been doing awful shit since the 70 s . | he has been doing bad since 70 s. |
what the fuck is janner county ? | What is janner county? |
it 's supposed to be shut the fuck up , bitch . | It is supposed to be keep quiet |
lol i know i fucked up i 'm so so so sowwy . | I'm so sorry. |
it was in 17 o he needs to get his ass back to making music | it was in 17 o he needs to get back to making music |
how the fuck is mj still a schedule 44 drug ? | How mj still a schedule 44 drug? |
you 're closer to them ? then why the fuck did you block them ? explain that one . | you 're closer to them ? then why did you block them ? explain that one . |
until i fucked shit up ? | Until I mess everything up? |
there is one son of a bitch laughing in a pool of cash right now somewhere in the states . | there is one person laughing in a pool of cash right now somewhere in the states |
i sware i put music on it i dunno wer it went piece of shit ! ! | i sware i put music on it i dunno wer it went piece of thing! ! |
aww shit i just woke up ! its bout to be smoking time ! ! ! ! ! ! | i just woke up! It is about to be smoking time |
youre an idiot if you think ward beats flake . | You are not right if you think ward beats flake |
i don 't like the sounds of being ass fucked by those three . | I don't like the sounds of being treated badly by these three |
" holy shit , these r coontown assholes are unbelievable . | these r coontown are unbelievable |
y 'all quit that middle school shit . | You all quit that middle school |
google glass is creepy as fuck . | google glass is creepy |
hell you is to thtd why i fucks with you ! lol | Sorry that's why I mess with you ! lol |
that 's why certain parts are rapidly becoming shit holes leicester was lost years back | That's why certain parts are rapidly becoming holes. Leicester was lost years back. |
community standards are a bunch of shit . | community standards are inappropriate. |
u know how to use google dumbass ? or type billboard | you know how to use google? or type? |
just reddit shitting on fox news , nothing to see here . | just reddit on fox news, nothing to see here |
shit i 'm from the midwest gotdammit | I'm from Midwest |
how to do that * * * i alteady know jow to dougie bitch ! jb taught ma ! | how to do that? I already know how to dougie! |
people do unpredictable shit when they fear for their life . | People do unpredictable things when they fear for their life. |
fucking paul reiser on tv every week | Paul reiser on TV every week |
fuck exercise , this is awesome ! | This is better than exercise |
spoiled ass ! i 'm lucky if i get ramen noodles ! | I want ramen noodles |
at least educate yourself before you show your ignorant envy to the world . | Be sure you know something before you say or do anything in public. |
21 and 21 , big ass titties | 21 |
would he have ended these cash for access , buy a political whore events if he wasnt caught ? . | would he have ended these cash for access , buy a political events if he wasnt caught ? |
it is this kind of silly thinking that makes you look bad . | It is this kind of vad thinking that makes you look bad. |
why would we wipe a criminal 's ass after they 've done something wrong ? | why would we treat well a criminal after they 've done something wrong ? |
if the rs were worried about that shit they 'd be the ds | If the rs were worried about that thing they’d be the ds. |
did you seriously just ask how many murders his ass hole is responsible for ? | Did you seriously just ask how many murders he is responsible for? |
protip don 't fucking point guns at cops . | Pro-tip don’t point guns at cops. |
as per company policy , she was asked to go through a drug test what the fuck ? | As per company policy, she was asked to take a drug test. |
lmfao ! ! yo that shit was priceless hahahahaha | lmfao!! the stuff was priceless hahahaah. |
because there 's such a widespread giving of fucks by everyone else ? | because there’s such a widespread attention by everyone else? |
i 'm almost sure my nigga sanchez was hittin ms | I'm almost sure my friend Sanchez was hitting ms |
you little fuckingyear old kid . | You little year old kid. |
idk , my hair out & shit | my hair out |
its garbage , and i dont think it will get enough republican votes . | It's not good enough, and I don't think it will get enough republican votes |
it is simply stupid to ignore evidence , particularly when the stakes are large . | Do not ignore the evidence, particularly when the stakes are large |
two cans and a string , bitches ! this news , however alarming , failed to be surprising . | two cans and a string ! this news , however alarming , failed to be surprising . |
cause you a fool with it | Because you're not doing it right. |
i 'm mean , he 's got to have at least 71 already because he cares so fucking much . | He is got to have at least 71 already because he cares so much |
the hate of white males from the progressive party of hate knows no bounds ! | There's no bound to the dislike of the white males from the progressive party! |
the problem is people here are too caught up up in bougie bullshit to enjoy simplicity . | People here don’t simply enjoy |
in that case the forests is fucked | In that case the forest is in danger. |
well stay yo ass in the house because im not | well stay in the house because im not |
fuck you mean ! you not eating well | you are not eating well |
yo for real where this nigga at | Where is this dude at? |
obviously they fucking do not ! in this case they didn 't even do the bare minimum ? | obviously they do not ! in this case they didn 't even do the bare minimum ? |
who the fuck are you to invalidate someone 's identity ? | Who are you to invalidate someone's identity? |
oh shit , i remember old man . | oh , i remember old man . |
shame on the fools who are turning their backs on the rape and torture of children . | Shame on the people who are turning their backs on the rape and torture of children. |
strange world we live in run by sjw weirdos . | Strange world we live in run by sjw. |
i mean , you work your ass off , harder than any of our sorry asses . | i mean , you work really hard, harder than any of us . |
good turn it around for the better fuck the past be focus on a way better future | turn yourself around, leave the past and focus on a way better future. |
they might have been crazy too but ramsay was a twat | they could be crazy too but ramsay was more crazy |
humans are a stupid animal . | Humans are not smart |
but mostly thats cause the boats are shit and your average person doesn 't know dick about sailing . | but mostly thats cause the boats are bad and your average person doesn 't know nothing about sailing . |
if you let the " free market " decide everything , people are going to get fucked | if you let the " free market " decide everything , people are going to get bad |
oh shit the video fuck , haven 't even started ! ! ! | The video haven't even started |
nd wat makes yu think that yu still just a mean ass person | And what makes you think that you are a mean person? |
this is the exact kind of shit they are worried about . | This is exact kind of thing they are worried about. |
i need a bad bitch to make my ugly ass look good ya digg | I need a bad girl to make me look good |
this bitch came on stage dancing lookin like a 50 year old teyana taylor - _ - | This girl came on stage dancing lookin like a 50 year old teyana taylor. |
i would watch that shit on espn . | I would watch that thing on ESPN. |
what will it take to fix this shit ? | what will it take to fix this thing? |
who the fuck does this guy think he is ? | Who this guy think he is? |
why the fuck you guys haven 't stormed parliament is beyond me . | Why didnt you stormed parliament till now is beyond me |
bitch didn 't i just call you | Didn't I just call you? |
fuck u been at stranger ? | You were at stranger? |
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