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either one is a fools errand .
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either one is a waste of time .
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pick up a history book sometime , and read the damn thing .
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Pick up a history book sometime, and read more.
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* raises my wand * shes like my little sister , don 't fucking touch her !
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*raises my wand* she likes my little sister, don't touch her!
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then how the hell are my big ass sheets dry but not my small ass pillowcases
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then how are my sheets dry but not my pillowcases
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seriously , fuck those guys and their culture .
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Seriously ignore those people and their culture.
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how the fuck do you guys not have proper gun control or even no guns at all ?
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how do you guys not have proper gun control or even no guns at all ?
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richard rhyner : ms moore discussed stupidity not the flooding .
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Richard rhymes : ms Moore didn’t discuss the flooding
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avakov does not give a shit about agreements made by poroshenko .
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avakov does not care about agreements made by poroshenko .
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you tweeting weird shit ! ! lol
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You are tweeting weird stuff
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yes , ive been a republican for almostyears and i will proudly be voting for that nasty woman !
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Yes, I've been a republican for almost years and i will proudly be voting for that woman!
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and of course i had to use 28 rd party tools to clean all that shit up .
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Sure I had to use 28rd party tools to clean all
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the lies from the whining , buttsore crybaby losers continues .
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The lies from the whining baby continues
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i believe you 'll find that this website is fully opperational ! endore is fucked guys
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I believe you'll find that this website is fully operational! endore is going down guys
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burke is a homophobic jerk but we shouldnt say that he is
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burke is a homophobic person but we shouldnt say that he is
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that 's condescending as fuck , don 't have a strategy there .
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that’s meaningless, dont have a strategy here.
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your protests are meaningless and pathetic at this point .
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Your protests don't have any meaning at this point
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re - sits are gods ! what you doing at uni bitch - face ? your nickname btw
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Re-sits are gods! What you doing at uni face? Your nickname btw
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lol i know its 8 in the morning followers but fuck dat shxt go follow my cousin realshit
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lol i know its 8 in the morning followers but go follow my cousin
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shit dude , in my city paid sick leave is mandatory .
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In my city paid sick leave is mandatory .
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no ! you have to download shit and my mom will get mad for doing it on her computer .
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No, you have to download files and my mom gets mad for doing it on her computer.
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well it came fresh out his ass , so i don 't see how it could be wrong .
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well it came fresh out him , so i don't see how it could be wrong .
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don 't forget watching cat videos in 67 p because they can 't see shit .
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don 't forget watching cat videos in 67 p because they can 't see it.
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i told my dad you can 't fuck with her no more !
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I told my dad you can't deceive her anymore
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i 'm a russian social media user , and i dont give two shits .
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I'm a russian social media user , and i dont care
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regular idiots get to be billionaires , build things .
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regular guys get to be billionaires , build things .
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this isn 't even the top of the wired shit .
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this isn't even the top of the wired thing.
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he has been doing awful shit since the 70 s .
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he has been doing bad since 70 s.
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what the fuck is janner county ?
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What is janner county?
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it 's supposed to be shut the fuck up , bitch .
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It is supposed to be keep quiet
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lol i know i fucked up i 'm so so so sowwy .
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I'm so sorry.
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it was in 17 o he needs to get his ass back to making music
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it was in 17 o he needs to get back to making music
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how the fuck is mj still a schedule 44 drug ?
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How mj still a schedule 44 drug?
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you 're closer to them ? then why the fuck did you block them ? explain that one .
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you 're closer to them ? then why did you block them ? explain that one .
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until i fucked shit up ?
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Until I mess everything up?
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there is one son of a bitch laughing in a pool of cash right now somewhere in the states .
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there is one person laughing in a pool of cash right now somewhere in the states
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i sware i put music on it i dunno wer it went piece of shit ! !
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i sware i put music on it i dunno wer it went piece of thing! !
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aww shit i just woke up ! its bout to be smoking time ! ! ! ! ! !
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i just woke up! It is about to be smoking time
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youre an idiot if you think ward beats flake .
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You are not right if you think ward beats flake
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i don 't like the sounds of being ass fucked by those three .
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I don't like the sounds of being treated badly by these three
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" holy shit , these r coontown assholes are unbelievable .
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these r coontown are unbelievable
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y 'all quit that middle school shit .
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You all quit that middle school
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google glass is creepy as fuck .
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google glass is creepy
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hell you is to thtd why i fucks with you ! lol
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Sorry that's why I mess with you ! lol
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that 's why certain parts are rapidly becoming shit holes leicester was lost years back
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That's why certain parts are rapidly becoming holes. Leicester was lost years back.
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community standards are a bunch of shit .
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community standards are inappropriate.
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u know how to use google dumbass ? or type billboard
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you know how to use google? or type?
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just reddit shitting on fox news , nothing to see here .
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just reddit on fox news, nothing to see here
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shit i 'm from the midwest gotdammit
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I'm from Midwest
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how to do that * * * i alteady know jow to dougie bitch ! jb taught ma !
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how to do that? I already know how to dougie!
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people do unpredictable shit when they fear for their life .
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People do unpredictable things when they fear for their life.
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fucking paul reiser on tv every week
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Paul reiser on TV every week
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fuck exercise , this is awesome !
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This is better than exercise
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spoiled ass ! i 'm lucky if i get ramen noodles !
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I want ramen noodles
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at least educate yourself before you show your ignorant envy to the world .
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Be sure you know something before you say or do anything in public.
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21 and 21 , big ass titties
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21
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would he have ended these cash for access , buy a political whore events if he wasnt caught ? .
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would he have ended these cash for access , buy a political events if he wasnt caught ?
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it is this kind of silly thinking that makes you look bad .
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It is this kind of vad thinking that makes you look bad.
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why would we wipe a criminal 's ass after they 've done something wrong ?
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why would we treat well a criminal after they 've done something wrong ?
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if the rs were worried about that shit they 'd be the ds
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If the rs were worried about that thing they’d be the ds.
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did you seriously just ask how many murders his ass hole is responsible for ?
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Did you seriously just ask how many murders he is responsible for?
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protip don 't fucking point guns at cops .
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Pro-tip don’t point guns at cops.
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as per company policy , she was asked to go through a drug test what the fuck ?
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As per company policy, she was asked to take a drug test.
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lmfao ! ! yo that shit was priceless hahahahaha
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lmfao!! the stuff was priceless hahahaah.
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because there 's such a widespread giving of fucks by everyone else ?
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because there’s such a widespread attention by everyone else?
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i 'm almost sure my nigga sanchez was hittin ms
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I'm almost sure my friend Sanchez was hitting ms
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you little fuckingyear old kid .
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You little year old kid.
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idk , my hair out & shit
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my hair out
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its garbage , and i dont think it will get enough republican votes .
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It's not good enough, and I don't think it will get enough republican votes
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it is simply stupid to ignore evidence , particularly when the stakes are large .
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Do not ignore the evidence, particularly when the stakes are large
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two cans and a string , bitches ! this news , however alarming , failed to be surprising .
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two cans and a string ! this news , however alarming , failed to be surprising .
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cause you a fool with it
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Because you're not doing it right.
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i 'm mean , he 's got to have at least 71 already because he cares so fucking much .
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He is got to have at least 71 already because he cares so much
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the hate of white males from the progressive party of hate knows no bounds !
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There's no bound to the dislike of the white males from the progressive party!
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the problem is people here are too caught up up in bougie bullshit to enjoy simplicity .
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People here don’t simply enjoy
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in that case the forests is fucked
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In that case the forest is in danger.
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well stay yo ass in the house because im not
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well stay in the house because im not
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fuck you mean ! you not eating well
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you are not eating well
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yo for real where this nigga at
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Where is this dude at?
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obviously they fucking do not ! in this case they didn 't even do the bare minimum ?
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obviously they do not ! in this case they didn 't even do the bare minimum ?
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who the fuck are you to invalidate someone 's identity ?
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Who are you to invalidate someone's identity?
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oh shit , i remember old man .
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oh , i remember old man .
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shame on the fools who are turning their backs on the rape and torture of children .
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Shame on the people who are turning their backs on the rape and torture of children.
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strange world we live in run by sjw weirdos .
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Strange world we live in run by sjw.
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i mean , you work your ass off , harder than any of our sorry asses .
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i mean , you work really hard, harder than any of us .
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good turn it around for the better fuck the past be focus on a way better future
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turn yourself around, leave the past and focus on a way better future.
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they might have been crazy too but ramsay was a twat
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they could be crazy too but ramsay was more crazy
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humans are a stupid animal .
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Humans are not smart
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but mostly thats cause the boats are shit and your average person doesn 't know dick about sailing .
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but mostly thats cause the boats are bad and your average person doesn 't know nothing about sailing .
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if you let the " free market " decide everything , people are going to get fucked
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if you let the " free market " decide everything , people are going to get bad
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oh shit the video fuck , haven 't even started ! ! !
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The video haven't even started
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nd wat makes yu think that yu still just a mean ass person
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And what makes you think that you are a mean person?
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this is the exact kind of shit they are worried about .
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This is exact kind of thing they are worried about.
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i need a bad bitch to make my ugly ass look good ya digg
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I need a bad girl to make me look good
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this bitch came on stage dancing lookin like a 50 year old teyana taylor - _ -
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This girl came on stage dancing lookin like a 50 year old teyana taylor.
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i would watch that shit on espn .
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I would watch that thing on ESPN.
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what will it take to fix this shit ?
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what will it take to fix this thing?
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who the fuck does this guy think he is ?
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Who this guy think he is?
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why the fuck you guys haven 't stormed parliament is beyond me .
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Why didnt you stormed parliament till now is beyond me
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bitch didn 't i just call you
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Didn't I just call you?
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fuck u been at stranger ?
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You were at stranger?
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