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your ignorant comment says it all .
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Your negative comment says it all
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if i ever experience one , i 'll probably be traumatized and cry like a bitch .
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if i ever experience one , i 'll probably be traumatized and cry.
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i had no vote or voice in electing the people who were hot to send my ass to vietnam .
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i had no vote or voice in electing the people who were hot to send me to vietnam .
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should i just assume that whoever wrote this article was being dumb ?
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should i just assume that whoever wrote this article was being ignorant?
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being first nations in canada is like winning the fucking lottery .
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being first nations in canada is like winning the lottery.
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my ass is full of questions .
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my mind is full of questions .
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but does that really mean all the shit being done by the rioters should be okay 'd ?
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but does that really mean all the being done by the rioters should be okay 'd ?
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space is its own race , bitches !
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Space is its own race
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i 'm the cutest bitch out here
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i 'm the cutest girl out here
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and how fucked up is that ?
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and how ruined is that?
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you asshole gave me mutiple warnings for the same thing and now im on my final warning .
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You gave me multiple warnings for the same thing and now im on my final warning
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i brought u a bagel from panaera and ur bum ass didn 't even show - _ -
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i brought u a bagel from panaera and u didn 't even show -
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it 'd be a bitch to get food for that many people there .
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it 'd be bad to get food for that many people there .
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are you still going on with this thatcher shit ?
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Are you still going on with this thatcher thing?
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make real articles , not stupid speedy dleteion you jew .
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Make real articles with good contents.
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little late on the draw there , fag .
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late on the draw there
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well shit if it money in their that 's where i need to be ! !
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well if it money in their that 's where i need to be ! !
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i would not do that to you tell them to fuck off lol
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I would not do that to you. Tell them to go away.
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i was thinkin the same shit
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I was thinking the same.
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a whole lot of fucking good that did .
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a whole lot of good that did .
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i bet the cia knows whats going on a lot better than a trump chump like you .
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i bet the cia knows what's going on a lot better than a trump supported Iike you.
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why is this piece of shit still in office ?
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why is this piece of item still in office?
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what the fck is wrong with people ?
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what is wrong with people
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gonna be a bitch to fix if it all goes wrong though
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Gonna be bad to fix it all goes wrong though
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speaking as someone who lives in the region , fuck you .
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speaking as someone who lives in the region.
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yeah , but then that ungrateful little bastard shit has to deal with you .
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Yeah but then that not so nice person has to deal with you
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fuck what position you hold in government .
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I don't care about what position you hold in government.
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fuck i just put too much eucalyptis oil in my mid day bath
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i just put too much eucalyptis oil in my mid day bath
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more like putin should stay the fuck home & mind his own business .
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Putin should stay home and mind his own business.
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shit , we better start withdrawing our most significant threat to world peace financial aid then .
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we better start withdrawing our most significant threat to world peace finicial aid then
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this is that shit right here !
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this is that right here !
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the citrus one tasted like soda fucked a bag of rotten oranges , not lemon .
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the citrus one tasted bad
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what about my fucking children ?
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What about my children?
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theres junk food sold all over the damn world .
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Junk food is sold all over the world
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she used to wack us with it when we were little shits lmao
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she used to wack us with it when we were naughty lmao
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i cant fucking stand that guy .
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I don't like that guy.
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grr all commodores have shit resale till they hit about that 65 k mark then they sit there for ever
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grr all commodores have unimportant resale till they hit about that 65 k mark then they sit there for ever
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shit , we need to use something bigger .
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oh! we need to use something bigger.
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they got the booths where u can sit and order bottles and shit
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they got the booths where u can sit and order bottles
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that 's why you never say a fucking word until you speak to an attorney .
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That is why you remain silent until you speak to an attorney.
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lmao rt i 'm a little down , ladies upload some ass shots on instagram
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lmao rt i 'm a little down , ladies upload some shots on instagram
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i needa stay mi skinny as in the house like shit
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I want to stay in my house
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but hey i was drunk , don 't put that shit all on me .
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But hey i was drunk , don't put that all one me
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yes ukrainians actually really published such shit
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yes ukrainians actually really published such a thing
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everyone i meet is always from some far away place and shit smh lol it sucks
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everyone i meet is always from some far away place and that's not good.
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theyre despicable scum trying to take healthcare from millions so they can give tax breaks to billionaires .
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They are trying to take healthcare from millions so they can give tax breaks to billionaires.
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its ciara larason jondelle and get that shit right hoe
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It's Ciara larason jondelle
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who gives a fuck about money ?
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who cares about the money?
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im trying to keep my mentions clean keep your dirty ass out my mentions
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Im trying to keep my mentions clean keep out my mentions
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lmao plz u dnt scare me one bit w yo sexxi ass
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imao plz u don't scare me one bit
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overpriced mug , overpriced coffee that tastes like ass .
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Overpriced mug, overpriced coffee that doesn’t taste good.
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a cunt is a cunt .
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A bad person is a bad person.
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you guys are fucking nuts , man .
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you guya are crazy
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he wasyears old and a public figure old enough to know not to say stupid things .
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He was years old and a public figure old enough to not say meaningless things
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bil , im pretty sure that anal beads arent for guys .
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im pretty sure that anal beads arent for guys .
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i wanna get fucked up tho
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I wanna get knocked up tho
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of fucking course , saroh is the best
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of course , saroh is the best
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not giving a fuck is more along the line with " someone else will deal with it "
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not caring is more along the line with "someone else will deal with it"
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he is however full of shit .
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He is however full of worthlessness.
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i was literally making shit up off the top of my head for most of that
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i was literally making stuff up off the top of my head for the most of that
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fucking monoliths to greed and avirance .
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Monoliths to greed and avirance.
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at some park under a shelter , chillin not doing shit as usual , wyatt ? rt lol wya ?
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At some park under a shelter, chilling as usual.
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i love you too , so fucking much ! ! ! !
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I love you too, so much!
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this shit is like a south park episode .
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this is like a south park episode
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old blokes need to know when to fuck off , yeah ? some of us have boyfriends
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old blokes need to know when to stop , yeah ? some of us have boyfriends
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o rt my mom says nigga more than i do
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o rt my mom says dude more than i do
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just v bored of the same old shit
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just v bored of the same old thing
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i dont see it as biased at all she made herself look foolish with her own tweets .
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i dont see it as biased at all she did not post good tweets .
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fuck , almost didn 't recognise you in my time line , well done !
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oh, almost didn't recognise you in my time line, well done!
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how in the fuck did bird flu get to antarctica .
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How did bird flu get to Antarctica
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fuck vacations , ill just lock myself in my room
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i dont like going on vacations
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my boyfriend got arrested for throwing a rock at someone 's windshield after they fucking followed us .
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my boyfriend got arrested for throwing a rock at someone's windshield after the followed us.
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sorry morons , you continue to lose .
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sorry , you continue to lose .
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or are you bitching just to be an asshole ?
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or are you importunating just to be a ignorant.
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ill just wait here for the down votes shit ! your question is fully pertinent .
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I'll wait here for the down votes, your question is pertinent
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that rule is a fucking disgrace !
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that rule is a disgrace !
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lls fool ass ! good morning ! ! !
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good morning ! ! !
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way to ruin a great convo ! ima fight yo ass if you don 't change your bio tho !
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way to ruin a great convo ! ima fight you if you don 't change your bio tho !
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you gop robots are so ignorant !
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you guys are so ignorant.
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sexpot sharon blocked me ! ? ! what the actual fuck ! ! ! we had a bond
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sharon blocked me ! ? ! what ! ! ! we had a bond
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this is a very foolish statement .
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this statement is not really good
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is that english are you too high to write coherently ? punk ass
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Is that English are you too high to write coherently?
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he 's been a piece of shit ever since he was elected the first time .
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he 's been bad at his job ever since he was elected the first time .
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were basically full of shit and likely acting out of their own self interests ?
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Were basically lying and likely acting out of their own self interests?
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i woulda loved rebecca black if she sang a song that did something besides state the fucking obvious
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i woulda loved rebecca black if she sang a song that did something besides state the obvious.
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how dare they make a profit , those fucking criminals !
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How dare those wrong doers make a profit.
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shit i could probably make more money selling thin mints at their walmart entrances than i do working .
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I could probably make more money selling thin mints at their Walmart entrances than I do working.
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yea and they don 't do shit about the rent in this city .
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yea and they don 't do anything about the rent in this city .
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how the fuck does anyone think abstinence education works still ?
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how does anyone think abstinence education works still ?
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bitch i 'm tweetin ' from da dead
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Miss I'm tweeting from an unknown place
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without thinkin n forgetting who on the fone i say " i dont give a fuck " lmao
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Without thinking and forgetting who was on the phone I said I didn't care
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what is this , fucking korea ?
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what is this, korea ?
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just retweeted herself , she is so fucking cool ! gosh !
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just retweeted herself , she is so cool ! gosh !
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those folks from texas and their friends prove how much religion sucks .
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Those folks from texas and their friends prove how much worse religion is.
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fuck these commercials , play the music brian .
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Forget these commercials and play the music brian.
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dude you even bother reading the article or do you just normally shit post on r news ?
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dude you even bother reading the article or do you just normally bad post on r news ?
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pffft buy new and fuck the car you 'll be in london living zone 23 lol
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Buy new car and you will be going in London Zone 23
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i 'm bout to do that shit right now .
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i'm bout to do this right now
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yeah , the japanese military had their shit a bit more together than isis , however .
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Yeah, the Japanese military had theirs a bit more together than Isis, however .
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and its a damn good day to be an alabama redneck .
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It's a good day to be a citizen of the countryside of Alabama.
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