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your ignorant comment says it all . | Your negative comment says it all |
if i ever experience one , i 'll probably be traumatized and cry like a bitch . | if i ever experience one , i 'll probably be traumatized and cry. |
i had no vote or voice in electing the people who were hot to send my ass to vietnam . | i had no vote or voice in electing the people who were hot to send me to vietnam . |
should i just assume that whoever wrote this article was being dumb ? | should i just assume that whoever wrote this article was being ignorant? |
being first nations in canada is like winning the fucking lottery . | being first nations in canada is like winning the lottery. |
my ass is full of questions . | my mind is full of questions . |
but does that really mean all the shit being done by the rioters should be okay 'd ? | but does that really mean all the being done by the rioters should be okay 'd ? |
space is its own race , bitches ! | Space is its own race |
i 'm the cutest bitch out here | i 'm the cutest girl out here |
and how fucked up is that ? | and how ruined is that? |
you asshole gave me mutiple warnings for the same thing and now im on my final warning . | You gave me multiple warnings for the same thing and now im on my final warning |
i brought u a bagel from panaera and ur bum ass didn 't even show - _ - | i brought u a bagel from panaera and u didn 't even show - |
it 'd be a bitch to get food for that many people there . | it 'd be bad to get food for that many people there . |
are you still going on with this thatcher shit ? | Are you still going on with this thatcher thing? |
make real articles , not stupid speedy dleteion you jew . | Make real articles with good contents. |
little late on the draw there , fag . | late on the draw there |
well shit if it money in their that 's where i need to be ! ! | well if it money in their that 's where i need to be ! ! |
i would not do that to you tell them to fuck off lol | I would not do that to you. Tell them to go away. |
i was thinkin the same shit | I was thinking the same. |
a whole lot of fucking good that did . | a whole lot of good that did . |
i bet the cia knows whats going on a lot better than a trump chump like you . | i bet the cia knows what's going on a lot better than a trump supported Iike you. |
why is this piece of shit still in office ? | why is this piece of item still in office? |
what the fck is wrong with people ? | what is wrong with people |
gonna be a bitch to fix if it all goes wrong though | Gonna be bad to fix it all goes wrong though |
speaking as someone who lives in the region , fuck you . | speaking as someone who lives in the region. |
yeah , but then that ungrateful little bastard shit has to deal with you . | Yeah but then that not so nice person has to deal with you |
fuck what position you hold in government . | I don't care about what position you hold in government. |
fuck i just put too much eucalyptis oil in my mid day bath | i just put too much eucalyptis oil in my mid day bath |
more like putin should stay the fuck home & mind his own business . | Putin should stay home and mind his own business. |
shit , we better start withdrawing our most significant threat to world peace financial aid then . | we better start withdrawing our most significant threat to world peace finicial aid then |
this is that shit right here ! | this is that right here ! |
the citrus one tasted like soda fucked a bag of rotten oranges , not lemon . | the citrus one tasted bad |
what about my fucking children ? | What about my children? |
theres junk food sold all over the damn world . | Junk food is sold all over the world |
she used to wack us with it when we were little shits lmao | she used to wack us with it when we were naughty lmao |
i cant fucking stand that guy . | I don't like that guy. |
grr all commodores have shit resale till they hit about that 65 k mark then they sit there for ever | grr all commodores have unimportant resale till they hit about that 65 k mark then they sit there for ever |
shit , we need to use something bigger . | oh! we need to use something bigger. |
they got the booths where u can sit and order bottles and shit | they got the booths where u can sit and order bottles |
that 's why you never say a fucking word until you speak to an attorney . | That is why you remain silent until you speak to an attorney. |
lmao rt i 'm a little down , ladies upload some ass shots on instagram | lmao rt i 'm a little down , ladies upload some shots on instagram |
i needa stay mi skinny as in the house like shit | I want to stay in my house |
but hey i was drunk , don 't put that shit all on me . | But hey i was drunk , don't put that all one me |
yes ukrainians actually really published such shit | yes ukrainians actually really published such a thing |
everyone i meet is always from some far away place and shit smh lol it sucks | everyone i meet is always from some far away place and that's not good. |
theyre despicable scum trying to take healthcare from millions so they can give tax breaks to billionaires . | They are trying to take healthcare from millions so they can give tax breaks to billionaires. |
its ciara larason jondelle and get that shit right hoe | It's Ciara larason jondelle |
who gives a fuck about money ? | who cares about the money? |
im trying to keep my mentions clean keep your dirty ass out my mentions | Im trying to keep my mentions clean keep out my mentions |
lmao plz u dnt scare me one bit w yo sexxi ass | imao plz u don't scare me one bit |
overpriced mug , overpriced coffee that tastes like ass . | Overpriced mug, overpriced coffee that doesn’t taste good. |
a cunt is a cunt . | A bad person is a bad person. |
you guys are fucking nuts , man . | you guya are crazy |
he wasyears old and a public figure old enough to know not to say stupid things . | He was years old and a public figure old enough to not say meaningless things |
bil , im pretty sure that anal beads arent for guys . | im pretty sure that anal beads arent for guys . |
i wanna get fucked up tho | I wanna get knocked up tho |
of fucking course , saroh is the best | of course , saroh is the best |
not giving a fuck is more along the line with " someone else will deal with it " | not caring is more along the line with "someone else will deal with it" |
he is however full of shit . | He is however full of worthlessness. |
i was literally making shit up off the top of my head for most of that | i was literally making stuff up off the top of my head for the most of that |
fucking monoliths to greed and avirance . | Monoliths to greed and avirance. |
at some park under a shelter , chillin not doing shit as usual , wyatt ? rt lol wya ? | At some park under a shelter, chilling as usual. |
i love you too , so fucking much ! ! ! ! | I love you too, so much! |
this shit is like a south park episode . | this is like a south park episode |
old blokes need to know when to fuck off , yeah ? some of us have boyfriends | old blokes need to know when to stop , yeah ? some of us have boyfriends |
o rt my mom says nigga more than i do | o rt my mom says dude more than i do |
just v bored of the same old shit | just v bored of the same old thing |
i dont see it as biased at all she made herself look foolish with her own tweets . | i dont see it as biased at all she did not post good tweets . |
fuck , almost didn 't recognise you in my time line , well done ! | oh, almost didn't recognise you in my time line, well done! |
how in the fuck did bird flu get to antarctica . | How did bird flu get to Antarctica |
fuck vacations , ill just lock myself in my room | i dont like going on vacations |
my boyfriend got arrested for throwing a rock at someone 's windshield after they fucking followed us . | my boyfriend got arrested for throwing a rock at someone's windshield after the followed us. |
sorry morons , you continue to lose . | sorry , you continue to lose . |
or are you bitching just to be an asshole ? | or are you importunating just to be a ignorant. |
ill just wait here for the down votes shit ! your question is fully pertinent . | I'll wait here for the down votes, your question is pertinent |
that rule is a fucking disgrace ! | that rule is a disgrace ! |
lls fool ass ! good morning ! ! ! | good morning ! ! ! |
way to ruin a great convo ! ima fight yo ass if you don 't change your bio tho ! | way to ruin a great convo ! ima fight you if you don 't change your bio tho ! |
you gop robots are so ignorant ! | you guys are so ignorant. |
sexpot sharon blocked me ! ? ! what the actual fuck ! ! ! we had a bond | sharon blocked me ! ? ! what ! ! ! we had a bond |
this is a very foolish statement . | this statement is not really good |
is that english are you too high to write coherently ? punk ass | Is that English are you too high to write coherently? |
he 's been a piece of shit ever since he was elected the first time . | he 's been bad at his job ever since he was elected the first time . |
were basically full of shit and likely acting out of their own self interests ? | Were basically lying and likely acting out of their own self interests? |
i woulda loved rebecca black if she sang a song that did something besides state the fucking obvious | i woulda loved rebecca black if she sang a song that did something besides state the obvious. |
how dare they make a profit , those fucking criminals ! | How dare those wrong doers make a profit. |
shit i could probably make more money selling thin mints at their walmart entrances than i do working . | I could probably make more money selling thin mints at their Walmart entrances than I do working. |
yea and they don 't do shit about the rent in this city . | yea and they don 't do anything about the rent in this city . |
how the fuck does anyone think abstinence education works still ? | how does anyone think abstinence education works still ? |
bitch i 'm tweetin ' from da dead | Miss I'm tweeting from an unknown place |
without thinkin n forgetting who on the fone i say " i dont give a fuck " lmao | Without thinking and forgetting who was on the phone I said I didn't care |
what is this , fucking korea ? | what is this, korea ? |
just retweeted herself , she is so fucking cool ! gosh ! | just retweeted herself , she is so cool ! gosh ! |
those folks from texas and their friends prove how much religion sucks . | Those folks from texas and their friends prove how much worse religion is. |
fuck these commercials , play the music brian . | Forget these commercials and play the music brian. |
dude you even bother reading the article or do you just normally shit post on r news ? | dude you even bother reading the article or do you just normally bad post on r news ? |
pffft buy new and fuck the car you 'll be in london living zone 23 lol | Buy new car and you will be going in London Zone 23 |
i 'm bout to do that shit right now . | i'm bout to do this right now |
yeah , the japanese military had their shit a bit more together than isis , however . | Yeah, the Japanese military had theirs a bit more together than Isis, however . |
and its a damn good day to be an alabama redneck . | It's a good day to be a citizen of the countryside of Alabama. |
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