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trumps response was stupid and clumsy .
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Trumps response was meaningless.
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you fuckin better ! i miss you and i 'm having stefaniewithdrawals ! !
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you better ! i miss you and i 'm having stefaniewithdrawals
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there 's so much shit that would completely break down without a government .
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A lot of thing would completely break down without a government.
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just sits there like an ass .
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just sits there.
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reddit didn 't give a shit about dubai until this week when the whipping videos surfaced
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Reddit never cared about Dubai until later this week when those video's surfaced.
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you take pills to help with all other shit .
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You take pills to help with everything.
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they have me in this huge ass rental that i too crashed that
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They have me in this huge Rental that i too crashed that.
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yet they still say stupid shit , like " yup let 's ban encryption " .
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Yet they still say “yup let’s ban encryption”.
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okay you ole i fucks wit twitter now
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I don't use twitter any more.
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lmao naa yooo this random ass number called me on accident and now it won 't leave me aloneeee
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It's so funny that this random number called me on accident and now it won't leave me alone
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but we do have fun block parties n shit ! !
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But we do have fun block parties and stuff.
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totally unbelievable like most of the garbage and unsupported comments you spew forth .
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totally unbelievable like most of the unsupported comments you say
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oooo shit now ita about 20 get hectic again
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now ita about 20 get hectic again
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most ignorant people i have ever met .
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most ignorant people i have ever met .
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why are we even talking about this crap now ?
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why are we even talking about this now ?
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game was broken as fuck .
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The game was broken.
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i hope i forget about this shit tomorrow
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I hope I forget about this thing tomorrow.
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it 's supposed to be shut the fuck up , bitch .
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It's supposed to be stay silent, man
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fuck fuck omg i wanted to talk to you on fb then you went offline
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I wanted to talk to you on Fb then you went offline
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oh shit ! patton oswalt as eddie dean ? !
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oh! patton oswalt as eddie dean?
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fucking shit ! they have money for that ! ?
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They have money for that?
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seriously by now i half expected the us government not to have shit like this happening all the time
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seriously by now, I half expected the US government not to have things like this happening all the time.
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fuck that ! ! ! i will send you all the cereal you want ! > d
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Ok, I will send you all the cereal that you want!
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i signed that shit so hard this morning .
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I signed it so hard this morning
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what if it is polished and shiny but dented as fuck from all the fights ?
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what if it is polished and shiny but dented from all the fights?
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the amount of shit you girls are getting is really uncalled for - take no notice x
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how much bad thing you girls are getting is really uncalled for - take no notice x
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i think we have better things to care about in paris than to showcase this shit .
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I think we have better things to care about in Paris than to showcase this thing.
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instead of making the police police the police sweet , a third party entity should be doing that shit .
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instead of making the police sweet , a third party entity should be doing that.
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she the poster girl for peta hair bitch
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She the poster girl for peta hair
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shit i can 't answer my m2u challenge question
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I can't answer my to you challenge question.
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arghhh dont get me started man lol fucking gorgeous she is
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Don’t get me started man about how gorgeous she is
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i need a fucking chinese takeaway stat
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i need a chinese takeaway stat
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im going hard in da motha fuckin paint nigga lol
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im going hard in the paint nigga lol
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lol true shit but they shoulda brought sprint or teamed with verizon
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Lol true but they shoulda brought sprint or teamed with verizon
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i have never read a dumber post !
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I never read this type post!
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fucking no one is gonna go out with a suicidal bitch .
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no one is gonna go out with a suicidal
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i feel so fucking bad -
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I feel so bad
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think of all the shit we could do with that .
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think of all the things we could do with that
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this is totally sick and perverted behavior by one and all who commit this type of behavior .
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This type of behavior is not allowed.
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get out of the fucking game ! ! ! he sucks !
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Get out of the game
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how the fuck can she sell out like that ?
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How can she sell out like that
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thats a damn nice rv .
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thats a nice rv .
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every time you flag the post like a coward you make my point .
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Every time you flag a post you make a point
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oh fuck it made me laugh that everything is still there .
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it made me laugh that everything is still there.
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oh , & julie caitlin brown is in the house finally getting this shit organized
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Oh, and Julie Caitlin Brown is in the house finally organizing everything
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thats good - smiles - im tired as fuck - yawns -
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Thats good smiles i am tired
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gold bread you can 't make this shit up !
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Gold bread you can't make this up!
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he was the only one running that wasn 't out to fuck me over .
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he was the only one running that wasn 't out to defeat me.
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say outrageous crap and the media cant get enough of it .
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Say outtageous stuff amd the media can't get enough of it.
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you know damn well im not in school lol
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you know that i'm not in school
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seriously who that fuck does think she is ? listen bitch , no one fucking likes you
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Seriously who does she thong she is? Hey, listen no one likes you
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that blind bitch is not blind , she knows everything ! prettylittleliars
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She is not blind , she knows everything !
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nd then when u say forget it they say i want to know ! nd ur like bitch move on
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nd then when u say forget it they say i want to know ! nd u move on
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why the fuck would you test it on animals ?
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Why would you test it on animals?
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i give a fuck though ! ! ! cause your important to me < 100
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I care because you are important to me
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oh shit , i feel terrible because i just assumed it was a cop shooting .
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Oh,i feel terrible because i just assumed it was a cop shooting.
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veda is a stone cold bitch in this movie
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Veda is playing a hard and cold character in this movie
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impeach this lying weasel now !
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Impeach this dishonest person now!
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that is not a friggen hat , it s called a cover you idiots .
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That is not a hat, it's called a cover.
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alright , imma remember this shit lol
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alright , imma remember this lol
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it 's called a museum , you ass .
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it 's called a museum
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that is a fucking brilliant plan , actually .
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That is a very brilliant plan ,actually.
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haha that shit looks like its done in the jihad version of ms paint .
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This thing looks like its done in the jihad version of ms paint
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how in the actual fuck did h& r block sneak anything into a senate bill ?
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how in the actual bad did h& r block sneak anything into a senate bill ?
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- < 10 , and i dont know who the fuck lied to you !
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I don't know whose lying to you
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security might have something to say as you carry a big ass ladder across the lawn .
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Security might have something to say as you carry a big ladder across the lawn
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shit ! you are so right
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you are so right
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and stupid patrick brown also endorses carbon taxes .
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I don't agree with Patrick Brown endorsing carbon taxes
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fucking tragic all around , because of the idiot daughter 's lie .
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Very tragic all around because of the daughter's lie.
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but no teen should rot in jail forever for some stupid shit they got into in their youth .
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But no teen should rot in jail forever for some mistake they made in their youth
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somebody has to keep this bloated lunatic from going off the rails .
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Someone has to keep this person from going off the rails
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fine my ass , they take all your guns and your license to drive .
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It's not fine, they take all your guns and your license to drive.
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m how u what today heard the ride fucked up
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m how u what today heard the ride go away
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things like this make me give zero shits about how overly - secular france tries to be .
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tings like this make me care much less about how overly-secular france is tries to be
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shit i will lol i 'm very observant
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i will lol i 'm very observant
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macfly was the shit ! ! ! lol
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macfly was the stuff! ! ! lol
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smoke shit ? that wont be very nice
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cigarette smoke will not be pleasant
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another copy from the government ( if you can call it that ) pathetic .
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Another copy from the government (if you can call it that ) pathetic .
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isis is an egyptian goddess , and she had that name centuries before these little shits came along .
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Isis is an Egyptian goddess, and she had that name centuries before these little one came along.
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this shit makes me feel so helpless .
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this makes me feel so helpless .
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watch against unions that shit needs to be illegal .
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Watch against unions that needs to be illegal.
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bitch ! i want kiwi spoon !
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mam, i want kiwi spoon please!
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future was loose hahaha so good , fucking epic
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future was loose hahaha so good
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so much better this shit to soft for me
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So much better this is to soft for me.
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no shit that 's the point
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That's the point
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omg im in a bitch mood ! x
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Omg im in a bad mood!
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the media has gotten so biased and so full of crap that theyre worthless for news just propaganda machines .
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the media has gotten so biased that they're worthless for news just propaganda machines
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i swear my mom gets on my fucking nerves likee .
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My mom always affects me
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police need to be more accountable than your typical citizen , not fucking not at all .
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police need to be more accountable than your typical citizen, instead of not at all.
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a hillary presidency would be a shit show from beginning to end .
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A hillary presidency would be a disaster from beginning to end.
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if people didn 't buy this shit they wouldn 't be doing it .
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if people didn 't buy this they wouldn 't be doing it .
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can you say illegal alien or radical islam ? .
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can you say illegal alien or radical islam ?
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after all , i 'm just a random user on the internet , my opinion is worth jack shit .
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After all, I’m just a random user on the internet, my opinion doesn’t mean anything.
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didn 't this cunt used to be a doctor ?
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didn 't this guy used to be a doctor ?
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don 't get fucked up and drive because i know you can 't see as it is .
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don 't get drunk and drive because i know you can 't see as it is .
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you are just another pathetic left wing nut liberal .
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You are just another left wing liberal
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and then she brought him in class and kept talking about her house like anyone gave a shit .
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He was brought into class and she talked nonstop about her house like nobody gave a damn.
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and who gives a rats ass !
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And who gives attention
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you keep editing articles and act like its not bad to screw boys .
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you keep editing articles and act like its not bad
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it 's 92 in the uk , but nobody gives a shit .
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Its 92 in the uk, but nobody cares
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