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trumps response was stupid and clumsy . | Trumps response was meaningless. |
you fuckin better ! i miss you and i 'm having stefaniewithdrawals ! ! | you better ! i miss you and i 'm having stefaniewithdrawals |
there 's so much shit that would completely break down without a government . | A lot of thing would completely break down without a government. |
just sits there like an ass . | just sits there. |
reddit didn 't give a shit about dubai until this week when the whipping videos surfaced | Reddit never cared about Dubai until later this week when those video's surfaced. |
you take pills to help with all other shit . | You take pills to help with everything. |
they have me in this huge ass rental that i too crashed that | They have me in this huge Rental that i too crashed that. |
yet they still say stupid shit , like " yup let 's ban encryption " . | Yet they still say “yup let’s ban encryption”. |
okay you ole i fucks wit twitter now | I don't use twitter any more. |
lmao naa yooo this random ass number called me on accident and now it won 't leave me aloneeee | It's so funny that this random number called me on accident and now it won't leave me alone |
but we do have fun block parties n shit ! ! | But we do have fun block parties and stuff. |
totally unbelievable like most of the garbage and unsupported comments you spew forth . | totally unbelievable like most of the unsupported comments you say |
oooo shit now ita about 20 get hectic again | now ita about 20 get hectic again |
most ignorant people i have ever met . | most ignorant people i have ever met . |
why are we even talking about this crap now ? | why are we even talking about this now ? |
game was broken as fuck . | The game was broken. |
i hope i forget about this shit tomorrow | I hope I forget about this thing tomorrow. |
it 's supposed to be shut the fuck up , bitch . | It's supposed to be stay silent, man |
fuck fuck omg i wanted to talk to you on fb then you went offline | I wanted to talk to you on Fb then you went offline |
oh shit ! patton oswalt as eddie dean ? ! | oh! patton oswalt as eddie dean? |
fucking shit ! they have money for that ! ? | They have money for that? |
seriously by now i half expected the us government not to have shit like this happening all the time | seriously by now, I half expected the US government not to have things like this happening all the time. |
fuck that ! ! ! i will send you all the cereal you want ! > d | Ok, I will send you all the cereal that you want! |
i signed that shit so hard this morning . | I signed it so hard this morning |
what if it is polished and shiny but dented as fuck from all the fights ? | what if it is polished and shiny but dented from all the fights? |
the amount of shit you girls are getting is really uncalled for - take no notice x | how much bad thing you girls are getting is really uncalled for - take no notice x |
i think we have better things to care about in paris than to showcase this shit . | I think we have better things to care about in Paris than to showcase this thing. |
instead of making the police police the police sweet , a third party entity should be doing that shit . | instead of making the police sweet , a third party entity should be doing that. |
she the poster girl for peta hair bitch | She the poster girl for peta hair |
shit i can 't answer my m2u challenge question | I can't answer my to you challenge question. |
arghhh dont get me started man lol fucking gorgeous she is | Don’t get me started man about how gorgeous she is |
i need a fucking chinese takeaway stat | i need a chinese takeaway stat |
im going hard in da motha fuckin paint nigga lol | im going hard in the paint nigga lol |
lol true shit but they shoulda brought sprint or teamed with verizon | Lol true but they shoulda brought sprint or teamed with verizon |
i have never read a dumber post ! | I never read this type post! |
fucking no one is gonna go out with a suicidal bitch . | no one is gonna go out with a suicidal |
i feel so fucking bad - | I feel so bad |
think of all the shit we could do with that . | think of all the things we could do with that |
this is totally sick and perverted behavior by one and all who commit this type of behavior . | This type of behavior is not allowed. |
get out of the fucking game ! ! ! he sucks ! | Get out of the game |
how the fuck can she sell out like that ? | How can she sell out like that |
thats a damn nice rv . | thats a nice rv . |
every time you flag the post like a coward you make my point . | Every time you flag a post you make a point |
oh fuck it made me laugh that everything is still there . | it made me laugh that everything is still there. |
oh , & julie caitlin brown is in the house finally getting this shit organized | Oh, and Julie Caitlin Brown is in the house finally organizing everything |
thats good - smiles - im tired as fuck - yawns - | Thats good smiles i am tired |
gold bread you can 't make this shit up ! | Gold bread you can't make this up! |
he was the only one running that wasn 't out to fuck me over . | he was the only one running that wasn 't out to defeat me. |
say outrageous crap and the media cant get enough of it . | Say outtageous stuff amd the media can't get enough of it. |
you know damn well im not in school lol | you know that i'm not in school |
seriously who that fuck does think she is ? listen bitch , no one fucking likes you | Seriously who does she thong she is? Hey, listen no one likes you |
that blind bitch is not blind , she knows everything ! prettylittleliars | She is not blind , she knows everything ! |
nd then when u say forget it they say i want to know ! nd ur like bitch move on | nd then when u say forget it they say i want to know ! nd u move on |
why the fuck would you test it on animals ? | Why would you test it on animals? |
i give a fuck though ! ! ! cause your important to me < 100 | I care because you are important to me |
oh shit , i feel terrible because i just assumed it was a cop shooting . | Oh,i feel terrible because i just assumed it was a cop shooting. |
veda is a stone cold bitch in this movie | Veda is playing a hard and cold character in this movie |
impeach this lying weasel now ! | Impeach this dishonest person now! |
that is not a friggen hat , it s called a cover you idiots . | That is not a hat, it's called a cover. |
alright , imma remember this shit lol | alright , imma remember this lol |
it 's called a museum , you ass . | it 's called a museum |
that is a fucking brilliant plan , actually . | That is a very brilliant plan ,actually. |
haha that shit looks like its done in the jihad version of ms paint . | This thing looks like its done in the jihad version of ms paint |
how in the actual fuck did h& r block sneak anything into a senate bill ? | how in the actual bad did h& r block sneak anything into a senate bill ? |
- < 10 , and i dont know who the fuck lied to you ! | I don't know whose lying to you |
security might have something to say as you carry a big ass ladder across the lawn . | Security might have something to say as you carry a big ladder across the lawn |
shit ! you are so right | you are so right |
and stupid patrick brown also endorses carbon taxes . | I don't agree with Patrick Brown endorsing carbon taxes |
fucking tragic all around , because of the idiot daughter 's lie . | Very tragic all around because of the daughter's lie. |
but no teen should rot in jail forever for some stupid shit they got into in their youth . | But no teen should rot in jail forever for some mistake they made in their youth |
somebody has to keep this bloated lunatic from going off the rails . | Someone has to keep this person from going off the rails |
fine my ass , they take all your guns and your license to drive . | It's not fine, they take all your guns and your license to drive. |
m how u what today heard the ride fucked up | m how u what today heard the ride go away |
things like this make me give zero shits about how overly - secular france tries to be . | tings like this make me care much less about how overly-secular france is tries to be |
shit i will lol i 'm very observant | i will lol i 'm very observant |
macfly was the shit ! ! ! lol | macfly was the stuff! ! ! lol |
smoke shit ? that wont be very nice | cigarette smoke will not be pleasant |
another copy from the government ( if you can call it that ) pathetic . | Another copy from the government (if you can call it that ) pathetic . |
isis is an egyptian goddess , and she had that name centuries before these little shits came along . | Isis is an Egyptian goddess, and she had that name centuries before these little one came along. |
this shit makes me feel so helpless . | this makes me feel so helpless . |
watch against unions that shit needs to be illegal . | Watch against unions that needs to be illegal. |
bitch ! i want kiwi spoon ! | mam, i want kiwi spoon please! |
future was loose hahaha so good , fucking epic | future was loose hahaha so good |
so much better this shit to soft for me | So much better this is to soft for me. |
no shit that 's the point | That's the point |
omg im in a bitch mood ! x | Omg im in a bad mood! |
the media has gotten so biased and so full of crap that theyre worthless for news just propaganda machines . | the media has gotten so biased that they're worthless for news just propaganda machines |
i swear my mom gets on my fucking nerves likee . | My mom always affects me |
police need to be more accountable than your typical citizen , not fucking not at all . | police need to be more accountable than your typical citizen, instead of not at all. |
a hillary presidency would be a shit show from beginning to end . | A hillary presidency would be a disaster from beginning to end. |
if people didn 't buy this shit they wouldn 't be doing it . | if people didn 't buy this they wouldn 't be doing it . |
can you say illegal alien or radical islam ? . | can you say illegal alien or radical islam ? |
after all , i 'm just a random user on the internet , my opinion is worth jack shit . | After all, I’m just a random user on the internet, my opinion doesn’t mean anything. |
didn 't this cunt used to be a doctor ? | didn 't this guy used to be a doctor ? |
don 't get fucked up and drive because i know you can 't see as it is . | don 't get drunk and drive because i know you can 't see as it is . |
you are just another pathetic left wing nut liberal . | You are just another left wing liberal |
and then she brought him in class and kept talking about her house like anyone gave a shit . | He was brought into class and she talked nonstop about her house like nobody gave a damn. |
and who gives a rats ass ! | And who gives attention |
you keep editing articles and act like its not bad to screw boys . | you keep editing articles and act like its not bad |
it 's 92 in the uk , but nobody gives a shit . | Its 92 in the uk, but nobody cares |
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