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trumps response was stupid and clumsy .
Trumps response was meaningless.
you fuckin better ! i miss you and i 'm having stefaniewithdrawals ! !
you better ! i miss you and i 'm having stefaniewithdrawals
there 's so much shit that would completely break down without a government .
A lot of thing would completely break down without a government.
just sits there like an ass .
just sits there.
reddit didn 't give a shit about dubai until this week when the whipping videos surfaced
Reddit never cared about Dubai until later this week when those video's surfaced.
you take pills to help with all other shit .
You take pills to help with everything.
they have me in this huge ass rental that i too crashed that
They have me in this huge Rental that i too crashed that.
yet they still say stupid shit , like " yup let 's ban encryption " .
Yet they still say “yup let’s ban encryption”.
okay you ole i fucks wit twitter now
I don't use twitter any more.
lmao naa yooo this random ass number called me on accident and now it won 't leave me aloneeee
It's so funny that this random number called me on accident and now it won't leave me alone
but we do have fun block parties n shit ! !
But we do have fun block parties and stuff.
totally unbelievable like most of the garbage and unsupported comments you spew forth .
totally unbelievable like most of the unsupported comments you say
oooo shit now ita about 20 get hectic again
now ita about 20 get hectic again
most ignorant people i have ever met .
most ignorant people i have ever met .
why are we even talking about this crap now ?
why are we even talking about this now ?
game was broken as fuck .
The game was broken.
i hope i forget about this shit tomorrow
I hope I forget about this thing tomorrow.
it 's supposed to be shut the fuck up , bitch .
It's supposed to be stay silent, man
fuck fuck omg i wanted to talk to you on fb then you went offline
I wanted to talk to you on Fb then you went offline
oh shit ! patton oswalt as eddie dean ? !
oh! patton oswalt as eddie dean?
fucking shit ! they have money for that ! ?
They have money for that?
seriously by now i half expected the us government not to have shit like this happening all the time
seriously by now, I half expected the US government not to have things like this happening all the time.
fuck that ! ! ! i will send you all the cereal you want ! > d
Ok, I will send you all the cereal that you want!
i signed that shit so hard this morning .
I signed it so hard this morning
what if it is polished and shiny but dented as fuck from all the fights ?
what if it is polished and shiny but dented from all the fights?
the amount of shit you girls are getting is really uncalled for - take no notice x
how much bad thing you girls are getting is really uncalled for - take no notice x
i think we have better things to care about in paris than to showcase this shit .
I think we have better things to care about in Paris than to showcase this thing.
instead of making the police police the police sweet , a third party entity should be doing that shit .
instead of making the police sweet , a third party entity should be doing that.
she the poster girl for peta hair bitch
She the poster girl for peta hair
shit i can 't answer my m2u challenge question
I can't answer my to you challenge question.
arghhh dont get me started man lol fucking gorgeous she is
Don’t get me started man about how gorgeous she is
i need a fucking chinese takeaway stat
i need a chinese takeaway stat
im going hard in da motha fuckin paint nigga lol
im going hard in the paint nigga lol
lol true shit but they shoulda brought sprint or teamed with verizon
Lol true but they shoulda brought sprint or teamed with verizon
i have never read a dumber post !
I never read this type post!
fucking no one is gonna go out with a suicidal bitch .
no one is gonna go out with a suicidal
i feel so fucking bad -
I feel so bad
think of all the shit we could do with that .
think of all the things we could do with that
this is totally sick and perverted behavior by one and all who commit this type of behavior .
This type of behavior is not allowed.
get out of the fucking game ! ! ! he sucks !
Get out of the game
how the fuck can she sell out like that ?
How can she sell out like that
thats a damn nice rv .
thats a nice rv .
every time you flag the post like a coward you make my point .
Every time you flag a post you make a point
oh fuck it made me laugh that everything is still there .
it made me laugh that everything is still there.
oh , & julie caitlin brown is in the house finally getting this shit organized
Oh, and Julie Caitlin Brown is in the house finally organizing everything
thats good - smiles - im tired as fuck - yawns -
Thats good smiles i am tired
gold bread you can 't make this shit up !
Gold bread you can't make this up!
he was the only one running that wasn 't out to fuck me over .
he was the only one running that wasn 't out to defeat me.
say outrageous crap and the media cant get enough of it .
Say outtageous stuff amd the media can't get enough of it.
you know damn well im not in school lol
you know that i'm not in school
seriously who that fuck does think she is ? listen bitch , no one fucking likes you
Seriously who does she thong she is? Hey, listen no one likes you
that blind bitch is not blind , she knows everything ! prettylittleliars
She is not blind , she knows everything !
nd then when u say forget it they say i want to know ! nd ur like bitch move on
nd then when u say forget it they say i want to know ! nd u move on
why the fuck would you test it on animals ?
Why would you test it on animals?
i give a fuck though ! ! ! cause your important to me < 100
I care because you are important to me
oh shit , i feel terrible because i just assumed it was a cop shooting .
Oh,i feel terrible because i just assumed it was a cop shooting.
veda is a stone cold bitch in this movie
Veda is playing a hard and cold character in this movie
impeach this lying weasel now !
Impeach this dishonest person now!
that is not a friggen hat , it s called a cover you idiots .
That is not a hat, it's called a cover.
alright , imma remember this shit lol
alright , imma remember this lol
it 's called a museum , you ass .
it 's called a museum
that is a fucking brilliant plan , actually .
That is a very brilliant plan ,actually.
haha that shit looks like its done in the jihad version of ms paint .
This thing looks like its done in the jihad version of ms paint
how in the actual fuck did h&amp r block sneak anything into a senate bill ?
how in the actual bad did h&amp r block sneak anything into a senate bill ?
- < 10 , and i dont know who the fuck lied to you !
I don't know whose lying to you
security might have something to say as you carry a big ass ladder across the lawn .
Security might have something to say as you carry a big ladder across the lawn
shit ! you are so right
you are so right
and stupid patrick brown also endorses carbon taxes .
I don't agree with Patrick Brown endorsing carbon taxes
fucking tragic all around , because of the idiot daughter 's lie .
Very tragic all around because of the daughter's lie.
but no teen should rot in jail forever for some stupid shit they got into in their youth .
But no teen should rot in jail forever for some mistake they made in their youth
somebody has to keep this bloated lunatic from going off the rails .
Someone has to keep this person from going off the rails
fine my ass , they take all your guns and your license to drive .
It's not fine, they take all your guns and your license to drive.
m how u what today heard the ride fucked up
m how u what today heard the ride go away
things like this make me give zero shits about how overly - secular france tries to be .
tings like this make me care much less about how overly-secular france is tries to be
shit i will lol i 'm very observant
i will lol i 'm very observant
macfly was the shit ! ! ! lol
macfly was the stuff! ! ! lol
smoke shit ? that wont be very nice
cigarette smoke will not be pleasant
another copy from the government ( if you can call it that ) pathetic .
Another copy from the government (if you can call it that ) pathetic .
isis is an egyptian goddess , and she had that name centuries before these little shits came along .
Isis is an Egyptian goddess, and she had that name centuries before these little one came along.
this shit makes me feel so helpless .
this makes me feel so helpless .
watch against unions that shit needs to be illegal .
Watch against unions that needs to be illegal.
bitch ! i want kiwi spoon !
mam, i want kiwi spoon please!
future was loose hahaha so good , fucking epic
future was loose hahaha so good
so much better this shit to soft for me
So much better this is to soft for me.
no shit that 's the point
That's the point
omg im in a bitch mood ! x
Omg im in a bad mood!
the media has gotten so biased and so full of crap that theyre worthless for news just propaganda machines .
the media has gotten so biased that they're worthless for news just propaganda machines
i swear my mom gets on my fucking nerves likee .
My mom always affects me
police need to be more accountable than your typical citizen , not fucking not at all .
police need to be more accountable than your typical citizen, instead of not at all.
a hillary presidency would be a shit show from beginning to end .
A hillary presidency would be a disaster from beginning to end.
if people didn 't buy this shit they wouldn 't be doing it .
if people didn 't buy this they wouldn 't be doing it .
can you say illegal alien or radical islam ? .
can you say illegal alien or radical islam ?
after all , i 'm just a random user on the internet , my opinion is worth jack shit .
After all, I’m just a random user on the internet, my opinion doesn’t mean anything.
didn 't this cunt used to be a doctor ?
didn 't this guy used to be a doctor ?
don 't get fucked up and drive because i know you can 't see as it is .
don 't get drunk and drive because i know you can 't see as it is .
you are just another pathetic left wing nut liberal .
You are just another left wing liberal
and then she brought him in class and kept talking about her house like anyone gave a shit .
He was brought into class and she talked nonstop about her house like nobody gave a damn.
and who gives a rats ass !
And who gives attention
you keep editing articles and act like its not bad to screw boys .
you keep editing articles and act like its not bad
it 's 92 in the uk , but nobody gives a shit .
Its 92 in the uk, but nobody cares