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damn you dont like em that much | you do not like them that much. |
i only hope your ridiculous posts are corrected soon . | i only hope your posts are corrected soon . |
it 's the good shit , man . | It's good, man. |
ya ! u don 't actually realise how fucked we are for the lc | Ya you don't actually realise how messed we are for the lc |
yup then i 'll unfollow you , just to be a bitch | yup then i'll unfollow you. |
mufuckin benadryl , blocking h1 histamine receptors up in this bitch ! | Benadryl is blocking h1 histamine receptors up in this. |
why retweet all that other bullshit . | Why retweet all that other nonsense |
you can say the same saracastic shit about america | you can say the same sarcastic stuff about america |
this junk needs to be trimmed significantly . | this part needs to be cut down. |
i could have told u this shit lol | I could have told u this. |
lol we got a makaveli twist for yall ass | Lol we got a makaveli twist for all of you |
fuckin' dirty russians gettin' me all exited n shit like that | these russians getting me all excited like that |
no , your government just doesn 't give a shit you and does this to protects its own interests . | No your government just doesn 't care about you and does this to protects its own interests . |
and i doubt the pathetic chinese navy could even beat the canadian navy . | And i doubt the Chinese navy could even beat the canadian navy . |
your intelligence , insight , and manners are quite poor . | your intelligence, perception and manners are not good |
two schmucks trying to game the system . | two people trying to game the system |
cool we need all hands on dick i mean deck tonight ! ! | cool we need all hands deck tonight ! ! |
charge the person who passed this shit law with a felony . | charge the person who passed this law with a felony |
ill see what i can du but with that shit on yo background bro idk | I'll see what I can do but with what is in your background, i don't know |
shit well at least you keep it 50 % about what you want | well at least you keep it 50 % about what you want |
alan carr is so fucking funnnnny ! | Alan Carr is so funny |
i agree , but still a hypocritical piece of shit . | I agree, but still its hypocritical. |
shes a fool , just like trump . | She's just like Trump. |
wasn 't soul crushing here because i didn 't understand shit . | wasn't soul crushing here because i didn't understand a single thing |
lmmfao fuck it take one for the team | take one for the team |
go for the one that looks most kick ass | go for the one that looks most good |
trying step my shit up ! which also means in better results more lower cut & belly shrits d | Trying my best! which also means in better results more lower cut and belly shirts d |
lol nah my phone be freezing pissing me off & shit . | Lol Nah my phone is freezing and it's getting me upset. |
it went over like a shit sandwich . | It went over like a bad sandwich. |
they would bitch about anyone nominated by president obama . | they would criticize about anyone nominated by president Obama. |
even al qaeda gets a fucking vacation | Even al qaeda gets a vacation |
this shit is getting out of hand | This is getting out of hand. |
you pussy smells go watch it ! | watch your hygiene |
seems like shit is getting too hot over there . | seems like it is getting too hot over there . |
* surprised * i 'd have choked a bitch at this point if someone treated me like that . | I wouldn't be happy if someone treated me like that. |
not because fifa gives a fuck , but because there 's a lot of eu support . | That’s not because of fifa, but because there are a lot of eu supports. |
walk walk fashion baby , work it , move that bitch crazy . | Walk walk fashion baby, work it, move that |
china has got to be kidding with this shit . | China has got to be kidding with this. |
omg just had a banging ass chicken cutlet blt sandwich | Omg just had a banging chicken cutlet blt sandwich |
fire these idiots and save a lotey . | Fire these people and save a lotey. |
i don 't know why but this comment made me shit bricks | I don’t know why but this comment made me uncomfortable. |
shit i don 't remember on of the blondest ones tho | I dont rember on of the blondest ones though |
thinks he 's all hip and shit with his little bloggy blog and petitions | thinks he 's all hip and with his little bloggy blog and petitions |
maybe you should learn your shit before posting idiotic things . | Maybe we should learn your mistake before posting about things |
this took me a second but fuck , spot on . | This took me a second but,spot on |
you mean these fucking freaks looking for trouble got fed up of the police doing their job ? | you mean these people looking for trouble got fed up of the police doing their job ? |
are you retarded or just a little slow ? | Are you a little slow |
buddy better run to russia before he gets a knife in his ass . | my friend you better relocate to russia before a knife is stabbed in your behind |
bitch where you at ? son ! ? ! | where you at ? son ! ? ! |
please provide a source to support your silly , flimsy claim . | please provide a source to support your claim |
i 'm honestly thinking about a dashcam to record the crazy shit i see every day on my commute . | I'm honestly thinking about a dashcam to record the crazy things i see every day on my commute. |
hey , soy is fucking awesome . | hey , soy is awesome . |
we got fooled by a crook called mufi and his henchmen . | we got fooled by mufi and his henchmen |
non violent protests don 't get shit done . | non violent protests don 't get things done. |
and a moron for using such a popular inet pic | it is unwise to use a popular inet picture |
i 'm so fucking sick of all the rap and all the r & b being fuckin techno | I'm so sick of all the rap and all the r & b being all over techno |
if the price is right , he 'll be your bitch all night long lol | If the price is right he will be staying with you all night. |
but u got barrz 10 fuckin lyfe 10 mayweather voice | But you got 10 Mayweather voice. |
that 'd be a shit time to start being symptomatic | that 'd be a bad time to start being symptomatic |
you dont have kims resources so no shit | you dont have kims resources so no sir |
damn girl you gone eat all of them lol | girl you gone eat all of them |
shit putting this music on my phone | Putting this music on my phone |
but see palin has principles , morals and ethics so that means your theory is completely fucked . | but see palin has principles , morals and ethics so that means your theory is completely not right. |
i would even save your sorry ass if you were drowning . | i would even save you if you were drowning |
jesus christ i really hope this doesn 't fucking happen . | I really hope this doesn't happen. |
kissing you , holding you close to me damn | how it is nice to kissing you and holding you close. |
that game tuff as shit im the truth in it | This game is tough |
idiots supposedly didnt know they had extra $ 19 million . | They supposedly didnt know they had extra $ 19 million . |
wow , what the fuck happened to hersh ? | what happened to Hersh? |
reply to fb , its important and shit | Reply to fb, it's important |
you know how i know you didn 't read the fucking article ? | you know how I know you didn't read the article? |
go fuck some goats or something . | go do something else. |
he 's gonna be announcing that shit forever . | He is gonna be announcing that forever |
okay , that 's fucked up ! thanks for clarification . | Okay, that's messed up ! thanks for clarification |
reading a well written piece about an extraordinary individual and not having a bunch of idiots comment on it . | Reading a well written piece about an extraordinary individual and not having some insensible people comment on it |
hot shit breaking news , i didn 't | Breaking news, I didn't. |
because everyone else should get paid shit because why ? | Everyone should get paid, but why? |
it 's fucking amazing that opportunity is still at it , too . | It’s amazing that opportunity is still at it, too. |
i would say do it yourself but this crazy cunt would probably sue immediately . | i would say do it yourself but this guy would probably sue immediately . |
fuck u been at stranger ? | u been at stranger ? |
im shit at spanish ! xxx p | Iam not good at Spanish! Xxxp |
not so good for the officers putting their asses on the line . | Not so good for the officers interfering beyond line. |
cdfu ! dat shit look like stress | That looks stressful |
seriously dont we have anything better to address than this shit . | Seriously dont we have anything better to address than this . |
somehow the state found the funding to be stupidly tough on crime . | somehow the state found the funding to be tough on crime . |
! what the fuck do you think he was saying ? ? ? | What you think he was saying? |
its a pretty shit name . | It is a bad name. |
" olivia strong needs to calm the fuck down " hahaha xxx | Olivia Strong really has to control her temper. |
i just can 't fucking comprehend how this is being transmitted so easily . | i just can't comprehend how this is being transmitted so easily |
libya was a european - led operation , you fucking dumbass . | libya was a european - led operation |
think back to all the wars , they always took a beating they 're grumpy fucks for a reason | think back to all the wars, they always took a beating they’re grumpy for a reason |
naw , you know i fucks with all types of music | naw , you know i adjust with all types of music |
shit , and i was going to go to a national park for my fall break . | and i was going to go to a national park for my fall break |
> they fucked that up and now an innocent baby 's life is ruined . | Now an innocent baby's life is ruined because of them. |
where the fuck do i sign up ? | where do i sign up ? |
excuse me my protege i wasn 't the one who made a damn hot text sex story - xx | excuse me, I was not the one who made up the story. |
robert kraft is obviously just a piece of trash himself . | Robert Kraft is obviously just bad things himself. |
you lose in our wars every fucking time ! | You lose in our wars every time |
what 's up big mouth , can 't back up your shit talking ? | What's the matter you talking without any knowledge |
it 's a fucking good day | It's a good day . |
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