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damn you dont like em that much
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you do not like them that much.
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i only hope your ridiculous posts are corrected soon .
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i only hope your posts are corrected soon .
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it 's the good shit , man .
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It's good, man.
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ya ! u don 't actually realise how fucked we are for the lc
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Ya you don't actually realise how messed we are for the lc
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yup then i 'll unfollow you , just to be a bitch
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yup then i'll unfollow you.
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mufuckin benadryl , blocking h1 histamine receptors up in this bitch !
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Benadryl is blocking h1 histamine receptors up in this.
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why retweet all that other bullshit .
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Why retweet all that other nonsense
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you can say the same saracastic shit about america
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you can say the same sarcastic stuff about america
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this junk needs to be trimmed significantly .
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this part needs to be cut down.
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i could have told u this shit lol
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I could have told u this.
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lol we got a makaveli twist for yall ass
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Lol we got a makaveli twist for all of you
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fuckin' dirty russians gettin' me all exited n shit like that
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these russians getting me all excited like that
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no , your government just doesn 't give a shit you and does this to protects its own interests .
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No your government just doesn 't care about you and does this to protects its own interests .
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and i doubt the pathetic chinese navy could even beat the canadian navy .
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And i doubt the Chinese navy could even beat the canadian navy .
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your intelligence , insight , and manners are quite poor .
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your intelligence, perception and manners are not good
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two schmucks trying to game the system .
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two people trying to game the system
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cool we need all hands on dick i mean deck tonight ! !
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cool we need all hands deck tonight ! !
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charge the person who passed this shit law with a felony .
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charge the person who passed this law with a felony
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ill see what i can du but with that shit on yo background bro idk
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I'll see what I can do but with what is in your background, i don't know
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shit well at least you keep it 50 % about what you want
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well at least you keep it 50 % about what you want
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alan carr is so fucking funnnnny !
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Alan Carr is so funny
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i agree , but still a hypocritical piece of shit .
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I agree, but still its hypocritical.
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shes a fool , just like trump .
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She's just like Trump.
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wasn 't soul crushing here because i didn 't understand shit .
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wasn't soul crushing here because i didn't understand a single thing
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lmmfao fuck it take one for the team
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take one for the team
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go for the one that looks most kick ass
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go for the one that looks most good
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trying step my shit up ! which also means in better results more lower cut & belly shrits d
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Trying my best! which also means in better results more lower cut and belly shirts d
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lol nah my phone be freezing pissing me off & shit .
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Lol Nah my phone is freezing and it's getting me upset.
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it went over like a shit sandwich .
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It went over like a bad sandwich.
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they would bitch about anyone nominated by president obama .
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they would criticize about anyone nominated by president Obama.
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even al qaeda gets a fucking vacation
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Even al qaeda gets a vacation
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this shit is getting out of hand
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This is getting out of hand.
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you pussy smells go watch it !
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watch your hygiene
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seems like shit is getting too hot over there .
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seems like it is getting too hot over there .
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* surprised * i 'd have choked a bitch at this point if someone treated me like that .
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I wouldn't be happy if someone treated me like that.
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not because fifa gives a fuck , but because there 's a lot of eu support .
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That’s not because of fifa, but because there are a lot of eu supports.
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walk walk fashion baby , work it , move that bitch crazy .
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Walk walk fashion baby, work it, move that
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china has got to be kidding with this shit .
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China has got to be kidding with this.
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omg just had a banging ass chicken cutlet blt sandwich
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Omg just had a banging chicken cutlet blt sandwich
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fire these idiots and save a lotey .
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Fire these people and save a lotey.
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i don 't know why but this comment made me shit bricks
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I don’t know why but this comment made me uncomfortable.
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shit i don 't remember on of the blondest ones tho
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I dont rember on of the blondest ones though
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thinks he 's all hip and shit with his little bloggy blog and petitions
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thinks he 's all hip and with his little bloggy blog and petitions
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maybe you should learn your shit before posting idiotic things .
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Maybe we should learn your mistake before posting about things
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this took me a second but fuck , spot on .
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This took me a second but,spot on
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you mean these fucking freaks looking for trouble got fed up of the police doing their job ?
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you mean these people looking for trouble got fed up of the police doing their job ?
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are you retarded or just a little slow ?
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Are you a little slow
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buddy better run to russia before he gets a knife in his ass .
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my friend you better relocate to russia before a knife is stabbed in your behind
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bitch where you at ? son ! ? !
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where you at ? son ! ? !
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please provide a source to support your silly , flimsy claim .
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please provide a source to support your claim
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i 'm honestly thinking about a dashcam to record the crazy shit i see every day on my commute .
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I'm honestly thinking about a dashcam to record the crazy things i see every day on my commute.
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hey , soy is fucking awesome .
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hey , soy is awesome .
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we got fooled by a crook called mufi and his henchmen .
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we got fooled by mufi and his henchmen
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non violent protests don 't get shit done .
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non violent protests don 't get things done.
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and a moron for using such a popular inet pic
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it is unwise to use a popular inet picture
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i 'm so fucking sick of all the rap and all the r & b being fuckin techno
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I'm so sick of all the rap and all the r & b being all over techno
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if the price is right , he 'll be your bitch all night long lol
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If the price is right he will be staying with you all night.
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but u got barrz 10 fuckin lyfe 10 mayweather voice
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But you got 10 Mayweather voice.
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that 'd be a shit time to start being symptomatic
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that 'd be a bad time to start being symptomatic
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you dont have kims resources so no shit
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you dont have kims resources so no sir
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damn girl you gone eat all of them lol
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girl you gone eat all of them
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shit putting this music on my phone
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Putting this music on my phone
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but see palin has principles , morals and ethics so that means your theory is completely fucked .
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but see palin has principles , morals and ethics so that means your theory is completely not right.
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i would even save your sorry ass if you were drowning .
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i would even save you if you were drowning
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jesus christ i really hope this doesn 't fucking happen .
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I really hope this doesn't happen.
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kissing you , holding you close to me damn
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how it is nice to kissing you and holding you close.
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that game tuff as shit im the truth in it
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This game is tough
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idiots supposedly didnt know they had extra $ 19 million .
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They supposedly didnt know they had extra $ 19 million .
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wow , what the fuck happened to hersh ?
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what happened to Hersh?
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reply to fb , its important and shit
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Reply to fb, it's important
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you know how i know you didn 't read the fucking article ?
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you know how I know you didn't read the article?
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go fuck some goats or something .
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go do something else.
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he 's gonna be announcing that shit forever .
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He is gonna be announcing that forever
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okay , that 's fucked up ! thanks for clarification .
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Okay, that's messed up ! thanks for clarification
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reading a well written piece about an extraordinary individual and not having a bunch of idiots comment on it .
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Reading a well written piece about an extraordinary individual and not having some insensible people comment on it
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hot shit breaking news , i didn 't
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Breaking news, I didn't.
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because everyone else should get paid shit because why ?
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Everyone should get paid, but why?
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it 's fucking amazing that opportunity is still at it , too .
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It’s amazing that opportunity is still at it, too.
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i would say do it yourself but this crazy cunt would probably sue immediately .
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i would say do it yourself but this guy would probably sue immediately .
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fuck u been at stranger ?
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u been at stranger ?
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im shit at spanish ! xxx p
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Iam not good at Spanish! Xxxp
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not so good for the officers putting their asses on the line .
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Not so good for the officers interfering beyond line.
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cdfu ! dat shit look like stress
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That looks stressful
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seriously dont we have anything better to address than this shit .
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Seriously dont we have anything better to address than this .
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somehow the state found the funding to be stupidly tough on crime .
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somehow the state found the funding to be tough on crime .
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! what the fuck do you think he was saying ? ? ?
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What you think he was saying?
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its a pretty shit name .
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It is a bad name.
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" olivia strong needs to calm the fuck down " hahaha xxx
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Olivia Strong really has to control her temper.
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i just can 't fucking comprehend how this is being transmitted so easily .
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i just can't comprehend how this is being transmitted so easily
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libya was a european - led operation , you fucking dumbass .
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libya was a european - led operation
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think back to all the wars , they always took a beating they 're grumpy fucks for a reason
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think back to all the wars, they always took a beating they’re grumpy for a reason
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naw , you know i fucks with all types of music
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naw , you know i adjust with all types of music
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shit , and i was going to go to a national park for my fall break .
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and i was going to go to a national park for my fall break
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> they fucked that up and now an innocent baby 's life is ruined .
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Now an innocent baby's life is ruined because of them.
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where the fuck do i sign up ?
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where do i sign up ?
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excuse me my protege i wasn 't the one who made a damn hot text sex story - xx
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excuse me, I was not the one who made up the story.
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robert kraft is obviously just a piece of trash himself .
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Robert Kraft is obviously just bad things himself.
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you lose in our wars every fucking time !
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You lose in our wars every time
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what 's up big mouth , can 't back up your shit talking ?
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What's the matter you talking without any knowledge
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it 's a fucking good day
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It's a good day .
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