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dude shut the fuck up talking , and get a life .
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Dude keep quiet and live
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i knew your silly ass was gonna say something
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i knew your motuh was gonna say something
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the poor bastard hung himself , suicide is death at your own hands .
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The poor man hung himself , suicide is death at your own hands .
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will do haha , need to pay for the fuckin thing first haha
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will do haha , need to pay for the thing first haha
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and why the fuck did they skip out on mentioning glitter herpes
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and why did they skip out on mentioning glitter herpes
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i was fucking serious you guise | | | | ejkvndjfvns
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i was serious.
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and ? what 's your fucking point ?
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What's your point?
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idk when ass crack became cool but that shit needs to be put on lock
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idk when crack became cool but it needs to be put on lock
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both parties know they will look like idiots if the government collapses in a coupleths .
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both parties know they will look like unsuitable if the government collapses in a couplethe.
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but all they seem to do is talk shit anyway , so whatever .
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But all they seem to do is talk anyway, so whatever.
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why the fuck didn 't you learn to code when you were at ucla ?
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why didn 't you learn to code when you were at ucla ?
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im still waiting for trump to apologize to all the titties of the world .
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I'm still waiting for Trump to apologize to all the women of the world .
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u know you owe me a fuck right ?
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Do you know that you owe me?
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r worldnews is the shit hole of reddit , what can you expect really .
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r worldnews is not good, what can you expect really
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im bored as shit ! wats the move ?
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I am bored.
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have no idea what the fuck i ate
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I don't know what I ate
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well said and damn right !
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well said
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we have guns and shit .
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we have guns and bullets
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an obnoxious drunk shouting gender slurs ?! ?
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An unpleasant drunk man shouting gender slurs?!?
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i don 't know why the fuck people are downvoting me .
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I don't know why people are downvoting me
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yeah miss me with that shit ! you can even tell me how
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yeah miss me with that thing ! you can even tell me how
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it is simply stupid to ignore evidence , particularly when the stakes are large .
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it is simply lack of good sense to ignore evidence, particularly when the stakes are large
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that 's a fucking bizarre target .
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that's a bizarre target.
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nah slim unless jaden got us both and stashed his my shit is gone already lol
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Nah slim unless jaden got us with and stashed his mine is gone already lol
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fuck it ! i guess i am -
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I guess I am
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this government is the worst shit norway have had in recent history .
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This government has to be most problematic Norway have had in recent history
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i should start acting like a bitch then
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I should start acting like crazy then.
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lol ! ! ! ! nigga , take your hoe bath now and get ready .
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lol!!!! take your bath now and get ready
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with automation more low skilled immigration is idiotic .
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with automation more low skilled immigration does not make sense
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is the chinese projection so shit they will have to send their soldiers in on a commercial flight ?
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Is this chineese projection so worse?
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fuck , why couldn 't this have happened before i purchased my '13 cruze .
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oh, why couldn't this have happened before i purchased my '13 cruze.
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he has a point there , except he fucked it up .
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He has a point there, except he messed it up
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i got a ticket for playin ball u believe that shit man
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i got a ticket for playin ball u believe that man
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when you talk about the lessons of jesus , yet wont live amongst the prostitutes , alcoholics and criminals .
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It's ironical to talk about the lessons of Jesus and not accept to live amongst wrong doers.
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if they used it , they are responsible for it , this is fucking primetime television , not r conspiracy
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If they used it they are responsible for it
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i hope he fucks everything up in the gop and then runs independent or drops out completely .
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i hope he mess everything up in the gop and then runs independent or drops out completely .
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i just can 't explain this shit at all .
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i cant explain this to you
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why the fuck does the us have a military base in near venice ?
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why does the us have a military base in near venice
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shit , that 's an entirely different thread .
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Very bad, that's an entirely different thread .
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fuck dat hoe she ain 't got shit on me
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I don’t care about her, she can’t defeat me.
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this buffoon is showing the rest of the world he can do a better job than his predecessor .
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he is showing the world he can do a better job than his predecessor
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u think we going to sit in the house ? ? ? fuck ass no lol
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You think we going to sit in the house? Oh pleas no
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there was some pretty stupid shit in there .
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there was some pretty unsmart things in there .
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democracy is fucking me in my ass
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Democracy is putting me in the problem.
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we bout to stop by and talk to u on some real shit okay ? ?
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We stop by and talk to you some important issue.
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" you know black folk don 't return shit ! " lol
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You know black folk don't return. I
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got my first summon for jury duty , aint this bout a bitch lol
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Got my first summon for jury duty
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oh man you have got to check out netflix , that 'some day' is right fucking meow .
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Oh man you have got to check out Netflix, that some day’ is really good.
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why the fuck won 't anybody do anything ? so bored .
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why won't anybody do anything ? so bored .
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sit ya happy ass down lol
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sit down
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i am sick of this motherfucking shit
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i am sick of this
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rent , food , clothes , etc all cost money you little shit !
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Rent, food, clothes etc everything costs money.
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and yet , no fucks are given about sam dubois .
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and yet, no one cares about Sam Dubois.
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fuck politicians , both republicans and democrats .
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politicians , both republicans and democrats .
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fuck if i know since i did it back in 69
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I don't know, I did it back in '69.
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if what you mean by presidential is a true chicken shit , then we are in agreement .
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if what you mean by presidential is a true chicken thing, then we are in agreement
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unkind , uncharitable , mean , small minded , lacking in comency .
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Unkind, uncharitable, mean, unlearned
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the older generation obviously doesn 't give a fuck if we all starve .
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the older generation obviously doesn't care if we all starve
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both sides need to calm the fuck down or we are heading for dark times .
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both sides need to calm down or we are heading for dark times .
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hornets were op as fuck in that game .
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hornets were op in that game
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can 't get past bull shit new york times paywall .
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can 't get past new york times paywall .
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if she did it then she should just admit the shit
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If she did it then she just admit that
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its getting so bad and so pathetic in its credibility its turned into this hysterical cultish thing .
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its getting so bad and so worrisome in its credibility its turned into this hysterical thing
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nope , im 55 , will it shit me up and is it scary | | | ?
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I'm 55 , will it scary me ?
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shit lets do it then
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Let's do it then
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where carley at ? her pussy the only one i trust
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where carley at? she is the only one i trust
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it 's fuck , slow class lol
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It's a slow class.
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thanks for sucking my dick honey
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Thanks for the pleasure honey
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yea ! my nigga on my team
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yes my partner on my team
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i thought it meant in the united states so i was like shit this isn 't good
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i thought it meant in the united states so i was like this isn 't good
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we are just now seeing this shit in real time .
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we are just now seeing this in real time .
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what the fuck kind of thread did i walk in on here ?
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what kind of thread did i walk in on here ?
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pick up a history book sometime , and read the damn thing .
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pick up a history book sometime , and read it
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unrecoverable my ass , nothing on an iphone is unrecoverable .
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nothing on an iphone is unrecoverable .
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oh shit if pearl jam is taking a stand then we 'd better do something .
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if pearl jam is taking a stand then we 'd better do something .
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dont matter there gonna spread shit anyway
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It doesn't matter, they are going to spread it anyway.
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holy shit so do i ! !
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so do i
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think about how institutionalized this shit actually is .
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Think about how institutionalized this actually is.
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cool , i was gonna say i got some nice shit here d
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Cool, i was about to say that i got some nice things here
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i never talked shit about you tho or been unreal to your face
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I never talked about you though, or been unreal to you.
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lol it 's big sean shit i thought the bar was hot sheesh
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LoL it's big Sean I thought the bar was hot sheesh.
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the problem is that they 're all business and poli sci students a bunch of greedy fucks .
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The problem it's that they're all serious and poli sci students want money.
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those damn democrats , what with their facts and science and all .
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those democrats , what with their facts and science and all
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when they have to face a real legal team , they fucking choke
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When they have to face a real legal team, they choke.
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the older folks here have their religious heads way too far up their asses .
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The elderly people here are way too religious
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oh shit lmao don 't expose that !
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don't expose that!
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yes , i do lay much of the blame at the feet of the incompetent obama democrats .
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yes , i do lay much of the blame at the feet of the obama democrats .
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i bet he rides round manchester in a big fuck off range rover just monging out .
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i bet he rides round manchester in a big go away range rover just monging out
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lmao nah brah i aint got shit to hide
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I don't have anything to hide
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do you really think aliens give a fuck about us ? lel
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Do you think aliens care about us?
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i understand that and it makes me angry ! it just looks like shit .
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I understand that and it makes me angry! it just looks bad.
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fucking moralizers here make me want to throw up .
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This moralizer make me feel nauseated
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if i do hate him , what business is it of yours ? ? dumb bitch
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if i do hate him , what business is it of yours ?
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under state laws though , we 're still kinda fucked .
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under state laws though , we 're still kinda in trouble.
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it betta be to my fuckin cuzzin !
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It betta be to my cuzzin !
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you make me so fucking happy , you know that ? because
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you make me so happy , you know that ? because
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first bulgaria tells them to fuck off , and now moldova is .
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first bulgaria tells them to leave , and now moldova is
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damn i wish i could stop using the key instead of the .
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I wish I could stop using the key instead of the.
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bitch you don 't know my life !
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you don 't know my life!
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funny how you talk hella shit about her then go and hangout with her .
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Funny how you say a lot of bad things about her, then go and hangout with her.
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