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dude shut the fuck up talking , and get a life .
Dude keep quiet and live
i knew your silly ass was gonna say something
i knew your motuh was gonna say something
the poor bastard hung himself , suicide is death at your own hands .
The poor man hung himself , suicide is death at your own hands .
will do haha , need to pay for the fuckin thing first haha
will do haha , need to pay for the thing first haha
and why the fuck did they skip out on mentioning glitter herpes
and why did they skip out on mentioning glitter herpes
i was fucking serious you guise | | | | ejkvndjfvns
i was serious.
and ? what 's your fucking point ?
What's your point?
idk when ass crack became cool but that shit needs to be put on lock
idk when crack became cool but it needs to be put on lock
both parties know they will look like idiots if the government collapses in a coupleths .
both parties know they will look like unsuitable if the government collapses in a couplethe.
but all they seem to do is talk shit anyway , so whatever .
But all they seem to do is talk anyway, so whatever.
why the fuck didn 't you learn to code when you were at ucla ?
why didn 't you learn to code when you were at ucla ?
im still waiting for trump to apologize to all the titties of the world .
I'm still waiting for Trump to apologize to all the women of the world .
u know you owe me a fuck right ?
Do you know that you owe me?
r worldnews is the shit hole of reddit , what can you expect really .
r worldnews is not good, what can you expect really
im bored as shit ! wats the move ?
I am bored.
have no idea what the fuck i ate
I don't know what I ate
well said and damn right !
well said
we have guns and shit .
we have guns and bullets
an obnoxious drunk shouting gender slurs ?! ?
An unpleasant drunk man shouting gender slurs?!?
i don 't know why the fuck people are downvoting me .
I don't know why people are downvoting me
yeah miss me with that shit ! you can even tell me how
yeah miss me with that thing ! you can even tell me how
it is simply stupid to ignore evidence , particularly when the stakes are large .
it is simply lack of good sense to ignore evidence, particularly when the stakes are large
that 's a fucking bizarre target .
that's a bizarre target.
nah slim unless jaden got us both and stashed his my shit is gone already lol
Nah slim unless jaden got us with and stashed his mine is gone already lol
fuck it ! i guess i am -
I guess I am
this government is the worst shit norway have had in recent history .
This government has to be most problematic Norway have had in recent history
i should start acting like a bitch then
I should start acting like crazy then.
lol ! ! ! ! nigga , take your hoe bath now and get ready .
lol!!!! take your bath now and get ready
with automation more low skilled immigration is idiotic .
with automation more low skilled immigration does not make sense
is the chinese projection so shit they will have to send their soldiers in on a commercial flight ?
Is this chineese projection so worse?
fuck , why couldn 't this have happened before i purchased my '13 cruze .
oh, why couldn't this have happened before i purchased my '13 cruze.
he has a point there , except he fucked it up .
He has a point there, except he messed it up
i got a ticket for playin ball u believe that shit man
i got a ticket for playin ball u believe that man
when you talk about the lessons of jesus , yet wont live amongst the prostitutes , alcoholics and criminals .
It's ironical to talk about the lessons of Jesus and not accept to live amongst wrong doers.
if they used it , they are responsible for it , this is fucking primetime television , not r conspiracy
If they used it they are responsible for it
i hope he fucks everything up in the gop and then runs independent or drops out completely .
i hope he mess everything up in the gop and then runs independent or drops out completely .
i just can 't explain this shit at all .
i cant explain this to you
why the fuck does the us have a military base in near venice ?
why does the us have a military base in near venice
shit , that 's an entirely different thread .
Very bad, that's an entirely different thread .
fuck dat hoe she ain 't got shit on me
I don’t care about her, she can’t defeat me.
this buffoon is showing the rest of the world he can do a better job than his predecessor .
he is showing the world he can do a better job than his predecessor
u think we going to sit in the house ? ? ? fuck ass no lol
You think we going to sit in the house? Oh pleas no
there was some pretty stupid shit in there .
there was some pretty unsmart things in there .
democracy is fucking me in my ass
Democracy is putting me in the problem.
we bout to stop by and talk to u on some real shit okay ? ?
We stop by and talk to you some important issue.
" you know black folk don 't return shit ! " lol
You know black folk don't return. I
got my first summon for jury duty , aint this bout a bitch lol
Got my first summon for jury duty
oh man you have got to check out netflix , that 'some day' is right fucking meow .
Oh man you have got to check out Netflix, that some day’ is really good.
why the fuck won 't anybody do anything ? so bored .
why won't anybody do anything ? so bored .
sit ya happy ass down lol
sit down
i am sick of this motherfucking shit
i am sick of this
rent , food , clothes , etc all cost money you little shit !
Rent, food, clothes etc everything costs money.
and yet , no fucks are given about sam dubois .
and yet, no one cares about Sam Dubois.
fuck politicians , both republicans and democrats .
politicians , both republicans and democrats .
fuck if i know since i did it back in 69
I don't know, I did it back in '69.
if what you mean by presidential is a true chicken shit , then we are in agreement .
if what you mean by presidential is a true chicken thing, then we are in agreement
unkind , uncharitable , mean , small minded , lacking in comency .
Unkind, uncharitable, mean, unlearned
the older generation obviously doesn 't give a fuck if we all starve .
the older generation obviously doesn't care if we all starve
both sides need to calm the fuck down or we are heading for dark times .
both sides need to calm down or we are heading for dark times .
hornets were op as fuck in that game .
hornets were op in that game
can 't get past bull shit new york times paywall .
can 't get past new york times paywall .
if she did it then she should just admit the shit
If she did it then she just admit that
its getting so bad and so pathetic in its credibility its turned into this hysterical cultish thing .
its getting so bad and so worrisome in its credibility its turned into this hysterical thing
nope , im 55 , will it shit me up and is it scary | | | ?
I'm 55 , will it scary me ?
shit lets do it then
Let's do it then
where carley at ? her pussy the only one i trust
where carley at? she is the only one i trust
it 's fuck , slow class lol
It's a slow class.
thanks for sucking my dick honey
Thanks for the pleasure honey
yea ! my nigga on my team
yes my partner on my team
i thought it meant in the united states so i was like shit this isn 't good
i thought it meant in the united states so i was like this isn 't good
we are just now seeing this shit in real time .
we are just now seeing this in real time .
what the fuck kind of thread did i walk in on here ?
what kind of thread did i walk in on here ?
pick up a history book sometime , and read the damn thing .
pick up a history book sometime , and read it
unrecoverable my ass , nothing on an iphone is unrecoverable .
nothing on an iphone is unrecoverable .
oh shit if pearl jam is taking a stand then we 'd better do something .
if pearl jam is taking a stand then we 'd better do something .
dont matter there gonna spread shit anyway
It doesn't matter, they are going to spread it anyway.
holy shit so do i ! !
so do i
think about how institutionalized this shit actually is .
Think about how institutionalized this actually is.
cool , i was gonna say i got some nice shit here d
Cool, i was about to say that i got some nice things here
i never talked shit about you tho or been unreal to your face
I never talked about you though, or been unreal to you.
lol it 's big sean shit i thought the bar was hot sheesh
LoL it's big Sean I thought the bar was hot sheesh.
the problem is that they 're all business and poli sci students a bunch of greedy fucks .
The problem it's that they're all serious and poli sci students want money.
those damn democrats , what with their facts and science and all .
those democrats , what with their facts and science and all
when they have to face a real legal team , they fucking choke
When they have to face a real legal team, they choke.
the older folks here have their religious heads way too far up their asses .
The elderly people here are way too religious
oh shit lmao don 't expose that !
don't expose that!
yes , i do lay much of the blame at the feet of the incompetent obama democrats .
yes , i do lay much of the blame at the feet of the obama democrats .
i bet he rides round manchester in a big fuck off range rover just monging out .
i bet he rides round manchester in a big go away range rover just monging out
lmao nah brah i aint got shit to hide
I don't have anything to hide
do you really think aliens give a fuck about us ? lel
Do you think aliens care about us?
i understand that and it makes me angry ! it just looks like shit .
I understand that and it makes me angry! it just looks bad.
fucking moralizers here make me want to throw up .
This moralizer make me feel nauseated
if i do hate him , what business is it of yours ? ? dumb bitch
if i do hate him , what business is it of yours ?
under state laws though , we 're still kinda fucked .
under state laws though , we 're still kinda in trouble.
it betta be to my fuckin cuzzin !
It betta be to my cuzzin !
you make me so fucking happy , you know that ? because
you make me so happy , you know that ? because
first bulgaria tells them to fuck off , and now moldova is .
first bulgaria tells them to leave , and now moldova is
damn i wish i could stop using the key instead of the .
I wish I could stop using the key instead of the.
bitch you don 't know my life !
you don 't know my life!
funny how you talk hella shit about her then go and hangout with her .
Funny how you say a lot of bad things about her, then go and hangout with her.