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dude shut the fuck up talking , and get a life . | Dude keep quiet and live |
i knew your silly ass was gonna say something | i knew your motuh was gonna say something |
the poor bastard hung himself , suicide is death at your own hands . | The poor man hung himself , suicide is death at your own hands . |
will do haha , need to pay for the fuckin thing first haha | will do haha , need to pay for the thing first haha |
and why the fuck did they skip out on mentioning glitter herpes | and why did they skip out on mentioning glitter herpes |
i was fucking serious you guise | | | | ejkvndjfvns | i was serious. |
and ? what 's your fucking point ? | What's your point? |
idk when ass crack became cool but that shit needs to be put on lock | idk when crack became cool but it needs to be put on lock |
both parties know they will look like idiots if the government collapses in a coupleths . | both parties know they will look like unsuitable if the government collapses in a couplethe. |
but all they seem to do is talk shit anyway , so whatever . | But all they seem to do is talk anyway, so whatever. |
why the fuck didn 't you learn to code when you were at ucla ? | why didn 't you learn to code when you were at ucla ? |
im still waiting for trump to apologize to all the titties of the world . | I'm still waiting for Trump to apologize to all the women of the world . |
u know you owe me a fuck right ? | Do you know that you owe me? |
r worldnews is the shit hole of reddit , what can you expect really . | r worldnews is not good, what can you expect really |
im bored as shit ! wats the move ? | I am bored. |
have no idea what the fuck i ate | I don't know what I ate |
well said and damn right ! | well said |
we have guns and shit . | we have guns and bullets |
an obnoxious drunk shouting gender slurs ?! ? | An unpleasant drunk man shouting gender slurs?!? |
i don 't know why the fuck people are downvoting me . | I don't know why people are downvoting me |
yeah miss me with that shit ! you can even tell me how | yeah miss me with that thing ! you can even tell me how |
it is simply stupid to ignore evidence , particularly when the stakes are large . | it is simply lack of good sense to ignore evidence, particularly when the stakes are large |
that 's a fucking bizarre target . | that's a bizarre target. |
nah slim unless jaden got us both and stashed his my shit is gone already lol | Nah slim unless jaden got us with and stashed his mine is gone already lol |
fuck it ! i guess i am - | I guess I am |
this government is the worst shit norway have had in recent history . | This government has to be most problematic Norway have had in recent history |
i should start acting like a bitch then | I should start acting like crazy then. |
lol ! ! ! ! nigga , take your hoe bath now and get ready . | lol!!!! take your bath now and get ready |
with automation more low skilled immigration is idiotic . | with automation more low skilled immigration does not make sense |
is the chinese projection so shit they will have to send their soldiers in on a commercial flight ? | Is this chineese projection so worse? |
fuck , why couldn 't this have happened before i purchased my '13 cruze . | oh, why couldn't this have happened before i purchased my '13 cruze. |
he has a point there , except he fucked it up . | He has a point there, except he messed it up |
i got a ticket for playin ball u believe that shit man | i got a ticket for playin ball u believe that man |
when you talk about the lessons of jesus , yet wont live amongst the prostitutes , alcoholics and criminals . | It's ironical to talk about the lessons of Jesus and not accept to live amongst wrong doers. |
if they used it , they are responsible for it , this is fucking primetime television , not r conspiracy | If they used it they are responsible for it |
i hope he fucks everything up in the gop and then runs independent or drops out completely . | i hope he mess everything up in the gop and then runs independent or drops out completely . |
i just can 't explain this shit at all . | i cant explain this to you |
why the fuck does the us have a military base in near venice ? | why does the us have a military base in near venice |
shit , that 's an entirely different thread . | Very bad, that's an entirely different thread . |
fuck dat hoe she ain 't got shit on me | I don’t care about her, she can’t defeat me. |
this buffoon is showing the rest of the world he can do a better job than his predecessor . | he is showing the world he can do a better job than his predecessor |
u think we going to sit in the house ? ? ? fuck ass no lol | You think we going to sit in the house? Oh pleas no |
there was some pretty stupid shit in there . | there was some pretty unsmart things in there . |
democracy is fucking me in my ass | Democracy is putting me in the problem. |
we bout to stop by and talk to u on some real shit okay ? ? | We stop by and talk to you some important issue. |
" you know black folk don 't return shit ! " lol | You know black folk don't return. I |
got my first summon for jury duty , aint this bout a bitch lol | Got my first summon for jury duty |
oh man you have got to check out netflix , that 'some day' is right fucking meow . | Oh man you have got to check out Netflix, that some day’ is really good. |
why the fuck won 't anybody do anything ? so bored . | why won't anybody do anything ? so bored . |
sit ya happy ass down lol | sit down |
i am sick of this motherfucking shit | i am sick of this |
rent , food , clothes , etc all cost money you little shit ! | Rent, food, clothes etc everything costs money. |
and yet , no fucks are given about sam dubois . | and yet, no one cares about Sam Dubois. |
fuck politicians , both republicans and democrats . | politicians , both republicans and democrats . |
fuck if i know since i did it back in 69 | I don't know, I did it back in '69. |
if what you mean by presidential is a true chicken shit , then we are in agreement . | if what you mean by presidential is a true chicken thing, then we are in agreement |
unkind , uncharitable , mean , small minded , lacking in comency . | Unkind, uncharitable, mean, unlearned |
the older generation obviously doesn 't give a fuck if we all starve . | the older generation obviously doesn't care if we all starve |
both sides need to calm the fuck down or we are heading for dark times . | both sides need to calm down or we are heading for dark times . |
hornets were op as fuck in that game . | hornets were op in that game |
can 't get past bull shit new york times paywall . | can 't get past new york times paywall . |
if she did it then she should just admit the shit | If she did it then she just admit that |
its getting so bad and so pathetic in its credibility its turned into this hysterical cultish thing . | its getting so bad and so worrisome in its credibility its turned into this hysterical thing |
nope , im 55 , will it shit me up and is it scary | | | ? | I'm 55 , will it scary me ? |
shit lets do it then | Let's do it then |
where carley at ? her pussy the only one i trust | where carley at? she is the only one i trust |
it 's fuck , slow class lol | It's a slow class. |
thanks for sucking my dick honey | Thanks for the pleasure honey |
yea ! my nigga on my team | yes my partner on my team |
i thought it meant in the united states so i was like shit this isn 't good | i thought it meant in the united states so i was like this isn 't good |
we are just now seeing this shit in real time . | we are just now seeing this in real time . |
what the fuck kind of thread did i walk in on here ? | what kind of thread did i walk in on here ? |
pick up a history book sometime , and read the damn thing . | pick up a history book sometime , and read it |
unrecoverable my ass , nothing on an iphone is unrecoverable . | nothing on an iphone is unrecoverable . |
oh shit if pearl jam is taking a stand then we 'd better do something . | if pearl jam is taking a stand then we 'd better do something . |
dont matter there gonna spread shit anyway | It doesn't matter, they are going to spread it anyway. |
holy shit so do i ! ! | so do i |
think about how institutionalized this shit actually is . | Think about how institutionalized this actually is. |
cool , i was gonna say i got some nice shit here d | Cool, i was about to say that i got some nice things here |
i never talked shit about you tho or been unreal to your face | I never talked about you though, or been unreal to you. |
lol it 's big sean shit i thought the bar was hot sheesh | LoL it's big Sean I thought the bar was hot sheesh. |
the problem is that they 're all business and poli sci students a bunch of greedy fucks . | The problem it's that they're all serious and poli sci students want money. |
those damn democrats , what with their facts and science and all . | those democrats , what with their facts and science and all |
when they have to face a real legal team , they fucking choke | When they have to face a real legal team, they choke. |
the older folks here have their religious heads way too far up their asses . | The elderly people here are way too religious |
oh shit lmao don 't expose that ! | don't expose that! |
yes , i do lay much of the blame at the feet of the incompetent obama democrats . | yes , i do lay much of the blame at the feet of the obama democrats . |
i bet he rides round manchester in a big fuck off range rover just monging out . | i bet he rides round manchester in a big go away range rover just monging out |
lmao nah brah i aint got shit to hide | I don't have anything to hide |
do you really think aliens give a fuck about us ? lel | Do you think aliens care about us? |
i understand that and it makes me angry ! it just looks like shit . | I understand that and it makes me angry! it just looks bad. |
fucking moralizers here make me want to throw up . | This moralizer make me feel nauseated |
if i do hate him , what business is it of yours ? ? dumb bitch | if i do hate him , what business is it of yours ? |
under state laws though , we 're still kinda fucked . | under state laws though , we 're still kinda in trouble. |
it betta be to my fuckin cuzzin ! | It betta be to my cuzzin ! |
you make me so fucking happy , you know that ? because | you make me so happy , you know that ? because |
first bulgaria tells them to fuck off , and now moldova is . | first bulgaria tells them to leave , and now moldova is |
damn i wish i could stop using the key instead of the . | I wish I could stop using the key instead of the. |
bitch you don 't know my life ! | you don 't know my life! |
funny how you talk hella shit about her then go and hangout with her . | Funny how you say a lot of bad things about her, then go and hangout with her. |
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