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g i was like wtfing shit ? ? !
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G, I was bad
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fucking christ these comments are terrible .
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unbelievable these comments are uncalled for
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where the fuck is my good morning .
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where is my good morning
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nope , in holland nobody gives a shit , except the immigrants .
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Nope, in Holland nobody cares, except the immigrants.
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lmaoooo i knew what u meant , that was just me being a smart ass teeheee
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lmaoooo i knew what u meant , that was just me being a smart teeheee
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shut the fuck up everyone its not the end of the world
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keep quiet everyone,its not the end of the world
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rt " so tonight i 'll just fuck you like we 're in houston
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Tonight we will have sex like never before!
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this scum bag is not to be trusted .
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this person is not to be trusted .
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the election did not reflect nj 's true leanings , just that buono was a shit candidate .
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The election result is incorrect because Buono didn't give room for fair play.
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they got ontario government financial help to produce this garbage ?
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They got Ontario government financial help to produce this thing?
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they usin that shit already ? - _ -
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they are using that already ? -_-
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bitches on my dick cuz i look like justin bieber
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The girl like me because I am look like Justin bieber
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fuck yes ! making a new cd ?
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Yes! making a new CD?
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nah man , everything just went to shit like always .
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everything just went wrong like always
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people get lost or stranded because they are stupid .
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People get lost or stranded because they are not wise.
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i cried like fuck because i couldn 't go
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I cried because I couldn't go
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he sounded exactly like a dirty old man .
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He sounded exactly like a bad old man .
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lets keep defense and the courts , and lose the rest of the garbage .
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Let's keep the defense and the courts and lose the rest of less importance.
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who gives a shit about karma ?
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Who cares about karma?
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it 's amazing how hard the uk government is shitting the best these past couple years .
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It's amazing how hard the uk government is making things worse with the best these past couple of years
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and that shit is sad .
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And that is sad
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i would lose my shit , and click ignore
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I would get confused , and click ignore.
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if these comments represent society we are all really screwed .
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if these comments represent society we are all unfortunate.
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so what the fuck was the interview ?
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so what was the interview?
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that shit is on the inside of the screen
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that thing is on the inside of the screen.
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no , but if you stopped posting stupid comments it would .
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No,but if you stopped posting irrelevant comments it would
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i don 't give 64 fucks about that school or football .
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I dont care about that school or football
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yes , these bitches be lying to themselves
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yes , these people be lying to themselves
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she lost her job for being a fucking dumbass .
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She lost her job for not knowing to do the job right way.
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too many fucking children on reddit suggesting that .
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Too many children on Reddit suggesting that.
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ya because we don 't sing it every fucking game right ?
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ya because we don 't sing it every game right ?
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that mark dude on vt is fucking annoying .
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that mark dude on vt is annoying .
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detroit is a city , and actually getting it 's shit together surprisingly ! .
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Detroit is a city, and suprisingly its getting better.
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the pirate bay goes down all the fucking time .
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The pirate bay goes down all the time.
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- - - & & neither one of them bitches have hair haha !
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- - - & & neither one of them have hair haha !
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why ? the kind of people who are gonna pull this shit have no reason to come here .
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why? The kind of people who are doing this have no reason to come here
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she is ! fuck 's sake stross ! * fights against you *
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She fights against you.
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girl nothing tweeting my lil ass off
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girl nothing tweeting
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sometimes i wish i could sing like maxwell , but then i say fuck it .
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Sometimes I wish I could sing like maxwell, but then I cannot.
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what the fuck is a point ?
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What is a point?
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i 'll probably wear my stockings and a band shirt & shorts or some shit idk aha
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I 'II probably wear stockings and a band clothing and shorts or some other thing idk aha
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oh auight i gotta new english teacher and shit ! ! ! lol
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oh auight i gotta new english teacher ! ! ! lol
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he doesnt care about you and me unless you are muslim .
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He doesn't care about you and me, unless you are muslim
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so that 95 % is still getting fucked
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so that 95 % is still getting messed up.
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why is this piece of shit still in office ?
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why is this still in office ?
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fuck yeah ! ! did you check out the them crooked vultures album ? fucking amazing record
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did you check out the them crooked vultures album ? Its great
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so you think the fool we call our president actually has respect for his fellow man ?
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so you think our president actually has respect for his fellow man ?
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go take a cold shower guy ! ! they have became my best friend they the shit .
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go take a cold shower guy ! ! they have became my best friend
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what is this , fucking korea ?
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What is this Korea?
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wth that shit is gross l bitxhes rly be foolen !
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That is gross I rly be foolen
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well shit , pardon me for trying to add to the discussion
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pardon me for trying to add to the discussion
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half of bob marley 's songs are hard as fuck to listen to the lyrics .
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half of bob marley 's songs are hard to listen to the lyrics .
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that 's like a fucking two dollar bill
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that 's like a two dollar bill
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what ? what the fuck do gun rights have to do with the marathon bombing ?
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what does weapon rights have to do with the marathon bombing?
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shit sounds like a bad acid trip or something
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It sound like a bad trip or something.
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holy shit i think i 'm going to see prince ! ! ! !
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I think I'm going to see the prince!
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yay i can finally retweeet your ass lol
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yay i can finally retweet you lol
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you said " 10 fucking hours ago
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You said "10 hours ago
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drumpfs deplorables think anyone who is not white is definitely illegal .
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Drumpfs think who is not white is out of country
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why the shit does this need to be part of your constitution ?
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why does this need to be part of your constitution
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so should all teachers lose their pensions if one of them fucks an underage student ?
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So should all teachers lose their pensions if one of them have sex with an underage student?
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osha is a fucking joke these days , we need a real group to protect workers .
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Osha is a joke these days. We need a real group to protect workers
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no bitch thats not a buzz if your a major artist
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That's not a buzz if your a major artist
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everybody getting on my fuking nerves
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everybody getting on my nerves.
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fuck that video gives me the chills .
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that video gives me the chills .
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watchin shit again u lol x
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You are watching unsuitable things.
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can we just delete this fucking section ?
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can we just delete this section ?
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and i 'm not even going to respond to that apologist shit .
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And am not even going to respond to that
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also , you 're really fucking paranoid .
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also , you 're really a paranoid
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the nsa shit aint obama 's fault
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the nsa aint obama 's fault
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he make the pussy happy , i keep it happy .
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he makes the cat happy, i keep it happy.
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stop trying to compare this shit to " papers please .
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Stop trying to compare this to papers please
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we 're fucking broke right now , i don 't think it was because of money .
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we 're broke right now , i don 't think it was because of money .
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shit , i almost went apoplectic today when that was mentioned .
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I almost apoplectic today when that was mentioned
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you don 't see zimbabwe pulling this kind of shit .
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you don 't see zimbabwe pulling this kind of work .
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this shit been hard af
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this thing been very hard
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if you say shit , you better do it
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You say it, you better do it
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i for one would rather not see someones nasty ass underwear .
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I for one would rather not see someone's underwear.
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really asinine comment bout billy beane .
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Really inappropriate comment about Billy beane.
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" they were fucking cousins " first thing i focused on in your post .
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they were cousins
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just tried to call this nigga but i bet that wack ass evo is dead ! lol
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Just tried to call that dude but he's not picking it up.
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we already got a fuck ton of indians coming here daily .
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we already got a ton of indians coming here daily .
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no , this type of shit getting any media attention is rare .
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no , this type of news getting any media attention is rare .
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people are rude as shit .
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people are very rude.
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this bitch got ma jump drive & & she not answerin ma txt ! ima choke her ass
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she isn't relying to my msgs
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these flip show people are con artists sucking idiots into another scam .
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this flip shows are making themselves into other scams.
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seriously , what the fuck are you going to do with your ar - 92 against an airstrike .
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Seriously what are you going to do with your ar-92 against an airstike.
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sorry suckers , bozo is ur president .
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Sorry, bozo is your president
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bitch , bastard i know it .
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I know it.
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stop trying to shit on russia every chance you guys get .
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Stop trying to come after Russia on every chance you guys get.
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give the crap out in single doses at the injection sites .
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give the stuff out in single doses at the injection sites .
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what the fuck is going on ? ? !
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what is going on ? ? !
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why don 't u just a owl like harry potter that shit is free and u can get unlimited text
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why don 't u just a owl like harry potter that thing is free and u can get unlimited text
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my uncle got sniped , i know some shit .
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my uncle got sniped , i know some stuff.
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more like need a fucking job .
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More like need a job.
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shit , that 's an entirely different thread .
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that 's an entirely different thread .
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what the fck is wrong with people ?
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what is wrong with people?
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people jus be so sensitive bout shit
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People are so sensitive
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the rest of us would be utterly fucked .
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The rest of of us would be utterly messed
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what a useless pm of canada !
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What an unsuitable pm of Canada!
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