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g i was like wtfing shit ? ? ! | G, I was bad |
fucking christ these comments are terrible . | unbelievable these comments are uncalled for |
where the fuck is my good morning . | where is my good morning |
nope , in holland nobody gives a shit , except the immigrants . | Nope, in Holland nobody cares, except the immigrants. |
lmaoooo i knew what u meant , that was just me being a smart ass teeheee | lmaoooo i knew what u meant , that was just me being a smart teeheee |
shut the fuck up everyone its not the end of the world | keep quiet everyone,its not the end of the world |
rt " so tonight i 'll just fuck you like we 're in houston | Tonight we will have sex like never before! |
this scum bag is not to be trusted . | this person is not to be trusted . |
the election did not reflect nj 's true leanings , just that buono was a shit candidate . | The election result is incorrect because Buono didn't give room for fair play. |
they got ontario government financial help to produce this garbage ? | They got Ontario government financial help to produce this thing? |
they usin that shit already ? - _ - | they are using that already ? -_- |
bitches on my dick cuz i look like justin bieber | The girl like me because I am look like Justin bieber |
fuck yes ! making a new cd ? | Yes! making a new CD? |
nah man , everything just went to shit like always . | everything just went wrong like always |
people get lost or stranded because they are stupid . | People get lost or stranded because they are not wise. |
i cried like fuck because i couldn 't go | I cried because I couldn't go |
he sounded exactly like a dirty old man . | He sounded exactly like a bad old man . |
lets keep defense and the courts , and lose the rest of the garbage . | Let's keep the defense and the courts and lose the rest of less importance. |
who gives a shit about karma ? | Who cares about karma? |
it 's amazing how hard the uk government is shitting the best these past couple years . | It's amazing how hard the uk government is making things worse with the best these past couple of years |
and that shit is sad . | And that is sad |
i would lose my shit , and click ignore | I would get confused , and click ignore. |
if these comments represent society we are all really screwed . | if these comments represent society we are all unfortunate. |
so what the fuck was the interview ? | so what was the interview? |
that shit is on the inside of the screen | that thing is on the inside of the screen. |
no , but if you stopped posting stupid comments it would . | No,but if you stopped posting irrelevant comments it would |
i don 't give 64 fucks about that school or football . | I dont care about that school or football |
yes , these bitches be lying to themselves | yes , these people be lying to themselves |
she lost her job for being a fucking dumbass . | She lost her job for not knowing to do the job right way. |
too many fucking children on reddit suggesting that . | Too many children on Reddit suggesting that. |
ya because we don 't sing it every fucking game right ? | ya because we don 't sing it every game right ? |
that mark dude on vt is fucking annoying . | that mark dude on vt is annoying . |
detroit is a city , and actually getting it 's shit together surprisingly ! . | Detroit is a city, and suprisingly its getting better. |
the pirate bay goes down all the fucking time . | The pirate bay goes down all the time. |
- - - & & neither one of them bitches have hair haha ! | - - - & & neither one of them have hair haha ! |
why ? the kind of people who are gonna pull this shit have no reason to come here . | why? The kind of people who are doing this have no reason to come here |
she is ! fuck 's sake stross ! * fights against you * | She fights against you. |
girl nothing tweeting my lil ass off | girl nothing tweeting |
sometimes i wish i could sing like maxwell , but then i say fuck it . | Sometimes I wish I could sing like maxwell, but then I cannot. |
what the fuck is a point ? | What is a point? |
i 'll probably wear my stockings and a band shirt & shorts or some shit idk aha | I 'II probably wear stockings and a band clothing and shorts or some other thing idk aha |
oh auight i gotta new english teacher and shit ! ! ! lol | oh auight i gotta new english teacher ! ! ! lol |
he doesnt care about you and me unless you are muslim . | He doesn't care about you and me, unless you are muslim |
so that 95 % is still getting fucked | so that 95 % is still getting messed up. |
why is this piece of shit still in office ? | why is this still in office ? |
fuck yeah ! ! did you check out the them crooked vultures album ? fucking amazing record | did you check out the them crooked vultures album ? Its great |
so you think the fool we call our president actually has respect for his fellow man ? | so you think our president actually has respect for his fellow man ? |
go take a cold shower guy ! ! they have became my best friend they the shit . | go take a cold shower guy ! ! they have became my best friend |
what is this , fucking korea ? | What is this Korea? |
wth that shit is gross l bitxhes rly be foolen ! | That is gross I rly be foolen |
well shit , pardon me for trying to add to the discussion | pardon me for trying to add to the discussion |
half of bob marley 's songs are hard as fuck to listen to the lyrics . | half of bob marley 's songs are hard to listen to the lyrics . |
that 's like a fucking two dollar bill | that 's like a two dollar bill |
what ? what the fuck do gun rights have to do with the marathon bombing ? | what does weapon rights have to do with the marathon bombing? |
shit sounds like a bad acid trip or something | It sound like a bad trip or something. |
holy shit i think i 'm going to see prince ! ! ! ! | I think I'm going to see the prince! |
yay i can finally retweeet your ass lol | yay i can finally retweet you lol |
you said " 10 fucking hours ago | You said "10 hours ago |
drumpfs deplorables think anyone who is not white is definitely illegal . | Drumpfs think who is not white is out of country |
why the shit does this need to be part of your constitution ? | why does this need to be part of your constitution |
so should all teachers lose their pensions if one of them fucks an underage student ? | So should all teachers lose their pensions if one of them have sex with an underage student? |
osha is a fucking joke these days , we need a real group to protect workers . | Osha is a joke these days. We need a real group to protect workers |
no bitch thats not a buzz if your a major artist | That's not a buzz if your a major artist |
everybody getting on my fuking nerves | everybody getting on my nerves. |
fuck that video gives me the chills . | that video gives me the chills . |
watchin shit again u lol x | You are watching unsuitable things. |
can we just delete this fucking section ? | can we just delete this section ? |
and i 'm not even going to respond to that apologist shit . | And am not even going to respond to that |
also , you 're really fucking paranoid . | also , you 're really a paranoid |
the nsa shit aint obama 's fault | the nsa aint obama 's fault |
he make the pussy happy , i keep it happy . | he makes the cat happy, i keep it happy. |
stop trying to compare this shit to " papers please . | Stop trying to compare this to papers please |
we 're fucking broke right now , i don 't think it was because of money . | we 're broke right now , i don 't think it was because of money . |
shit , i almost went apoplectic today when that was mentioned . | I almost apoplectic today when that was mentioned |
you don 't see zimbabwe pulling this kind of shit . | you don 't see zimbabwe pulling this kind of work . |
this shit been hard af | this thing been very hard |
if you say shit , you better do it | You say it, you better do it |
i for one would rather not see someones nasty ass underwear . | I for one would rather not see someone's underwear. |
really asinine comment bout billy beane . | Really inappropriate comment about Billy beane. |
" they were fucking cousins " first thing i focused on in your post . | they were cousins |
just tried to call this nigga but i bet that wack ass evo is dead ! lol | Just tried to call that dude but he's not picking it up. |
we already got a fuck ton of indians coming here daily . | we already got a ton of indians coming here daily . |
no , this type of shit getting any media attention is rare . | no , this type of news getting any media attention is rare . |
people are rude as shit . | people are very rude. |
this bitch got ma jump drive & & she not answerin ma txt ! ima choke her ass | she isn't relying to my msgs |
these flip show people are con artists sucking idiots into another scam . | this flip shows are making themselves into other scams. |
seriously , what the fuck are you going to do with your ar - 92 against an airstrike . | Seriously what are you going to do with your ar-92 against an airstike. |
sorry suckers , bozo is ur president . | Sorry, bozo is your president |
bitch , bastard i know it . | I know it. |
stop trying to shit on russia every chance you guys get . | Stop trying to come after Russia on every chance you guys get. |
give the crap out in single doses at the injection sites . | give the stuff out in single doses at the injection sites . |
what the fuck is going on ? ? ! | what is going on ? ? ! |
why don 't u just a owl like harry potter that shit is free and u can get unlimited text | why don 't u just a owl like harry potter that thing is free and u can get unlimited text |
my uncle got sniped , i know some shit . | my uncle got sniped , i know some stuff. |
more like need a fucking job . | More like need a job. |
shit , that 's an entirely different thread . | that 's an entirely different thread . |
what the fck is wrong with people ? | what is wrong with people? |
people jus be so sensitive bout shit | People are so sensitive |
the rest of us would be utterly fucked . | The rest of of us would be utterly messed |
what a useless pm of canada ! | What an unsuitable pm of Canada! |
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