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g i was like wtfing shit ? ? !
G, I was bad
fucking christ these comments are terrible .
unbelievable these comments are uncalled for
where the fuck is my good morning .
where is my good morning
nope , in holland nobody gives a shit , except the immigrants .
Nope, in Holland nobody cares, except the immigrants.
lmaoooo i knew what u meant , that was just me being a smart ass teeheee
lmaoooo i knew what u meant , that was just me being a smart teeheee
shut the fuck up everyone its not the end of the world
keep quiet everyone,its not the end of the world
rt " so tonight i 'll just fuck you like we 're in houston
Tonight we will have sex like never before!
this scum bag is not to be trusted .
this person is not to be trusted .
the election did not reflect nj 's true leanings , just that buono was a shit candidate .
The election result is incorrect because Buono didn't give room for fair play.
they got ontario government financial help to produce this garbage ?
They got Ontario government financial help to produce this thing?
they usin that shit already ? - _ -
they are using that already ? -_-
bitches on my dick cuz i look like justin bieber
The girl like me because I am look like Justin bieber
fuck yes ! making a new cd ?
Yes! making a new CD?
nah man , everything just went to shit like always .
everything just went wrong like always
people get lost or stranded because they are stupid .
People get lost or stranded because they are not wise.
i cried like fuck because i couldn 't go
I cried because I couldn't go
he sounded exactly like a dirty old man .
He sounded exactly like a bad old man .
lets keep defense and the courts , and lose the rest of the garbage .
Let's keep the defense and the courts and lose the rest of less importance.
who gives a shit about karma ?
Who cares about karma?
it 's amazing how hard the uk government is shitting the best these past couple years .
It's amazing how hard the uk government is making things worse with the best these past couple of years
and that shit is sad .
And that is sad
i would lose my shit , and click ignore
I would get confused , and click ignore.
if these comments represent society we are all really screwed .
if these comments represent society we are all unfortunate.
so what the fuck was the interview ?
so what was the interview?
that shit is on the inside of the screen
that thing is on the inside of the screen.
no , but if you stopped posting stupid comments it would .
No,but if you stopped posting irrelevant comments it would
i don 't give 64 fucks about that school or football .
I dont care about that school or football
yes , these bitches be lying to themselves
yes , these people be lying to themselves
she lost her job for being a fucking dumbass .
She lost her job for not knowing to do the job right way.
too many fucking children on reddit suggesting that .
Too many children on Reddit suggesting that.
ya because we don 't sing it every fucking game right ?
ya because we don 't sing it every game right ?
that mark dude on vt is fucking annoying .
that mark dude on vt is annoying .
detroit is a city , and actually getting it 's shit together surprisingly ! .
Detroit is a city, and suprisingly its getting better.
the pirate bay goes down all the fucking time .
The pirate bay goes down all the time.
- - - & & neither one of them bitches have hair haha !
- - - & & neither one of them have hair haha !
why ? the kind of people who are gonna pull this shit have no reason to come here .
why? The kind of people who are doing this have no reason to come here
she is ! fuck 's sake stross ! * fights against you *
She fights against you.
girl nothing tweeting my lil ass off
girl nothing tweeting
sometimes i wish i could sing like maxwell , but then i say fuck it .
Sometimes I wish I could sing like maxwell, but then I cannot.
what the fuck is a point ?
What is a point?
i 'll probably wear my stockings and a band shirt & shorts or some shit idk aha
I 'II probably wear stockings and a band clothing and shorts or some other thing idk aha
oh auight i gotta new english teacher and shit ! ! ! lol
oh auight i gotta new english teacher ! ! ! lol
he doesnt care about you and me unless you are muslim .
He doesn't care about you and me, unless you are muslim
so that 95 % is still getting fucked
so that 95 % is still getting messed up.
why is this piece of shit still in office ?
why is this still in office ?
fuck yeah ! ! did you check out the them crooked vultures album ? fucking amazing record
did you check out the them crooked vultures album ? Its great
so you think the fool we call our president actually has respect for his fellow man ?
so you think our president actually has respect for his fellow man ?
go take a cold shower guy ! ! they have became my best friend they the shit .
go take a cold shower guy ! ! they have became my best friend
what is this , fucking korea ?
What is this Korea?
wth that shit is gross l bitxhes rly be foolen !
That is gross I rly be foolen
well shit , pardon me for trying to add to the discussion
pardon me for trying to add to the discussion
half of bob marley 's songs are hard as fuck to listen to the lyrics .
half of bob marley 's songs are hard to listen to the lyrics .
that 's like a fucking two dollar bill
that 's like a two dollar bill
what ? what the fuck do gun rights have to do with the marathon bombing ?
what does weapon rights have to do with the marathon bombing?
shit sounds like a bad acid trip or something
It sound like a bad trip or something.
holy shit i think i 'm going to see prince ! ! ! !
I think I'm going to see the prince!
yay i can finally retweeet your ass lol
yay i can finally retweet you lol
you said " 10 fucking hours ago
You said "10 hours ago
drumpfs deplorables think anyone who is not white is definitely illegal .
Drumpfs think who is not white is out of country
why the shit does this need to be part of your constitution ?
why does this need to be part of your constitution
so should all teachers lose their pensions if one of them fucks an underage student ?
So should all teachers lose their pensions if one of them have sex with an underage student?
osha is a fucking joke these days , we need a real group to protect workers .
Osha is a joke these days. We need a real group to protect workers
no bitch thats not a buzz if your a major artist
That's not a buzz if your a major artist
everybody getting on my fuking nerves
everybody getting on my nerves.
fuck that video gives me the chills .
that video gives me the chills .
watchin shit again u lol x
You are watching unsuitable things.
can we just delete this fucking section ?
can we just delete this section ?
and i 'm not even going to respond to that apologist shit .
And am not even going to respond to that
also , you 're really fucking paranoid .
also , you 're really a paranoid
the nsa shit aint obama 's fault
the nsa aint obama 's fault
he make the pussy happy , i keep it happy .
he makes the cat happy, i keep it happy.
stop trying to compare this shit to " papers please .
Stop trying to compare this to papers please
we 're fucking broke right now , i don 't think it was because of money .
we 're broke right now , i don 't think it was because of money .
shit , i almost went apoplectic today when that was mentioned .
I almost apoplectic today when that was mentioned
you don 't see zimbabwe pulling this kind of shit .
you don 't see zimbabwe pulling this kind of work .
this shit been hard af
this thing been very hard
if you say shit , you better do it
You say it, you better do it
i for one would rather not see someones nasty ass underwear .
I for one would rather not see someone's underwear.
really asinine comment bout billy beane .
Really inappropriate comment about Billy beane.
" they were fucking cousins " first thing i focused on in your post .
they were cousins
just tried to call this nigga but i bet that wack ass evo is dead ! lol
Just tried to call that dude but he's not picking it up.
we already got a fuck ton of indians coming here daily .
we already got a ton of indians coming here daily .
no , this type of shit getting any media attention is rare .
no , this type of news getting any media attention is rare .
people are rude as shit .
people are very rude.
this bitch got ma jump drive & & she not answerin ma txt ! ima choke her ass
she isn't relying to my msgs
these flip show people are con artists sucking idiots into another scam .
this flip shows are making themselves into other scams.
seriously , what the fuck are you going to do with your ar - 92 against an airstrike .
Seriously what are you going to do with your ar-92 against an airstike.
sorry suckers , bozo is ur president .
Sorry, bozo is your president
bitch , bastard i know it .
I know it.
stop trying to shit on russia every chance you guys get .
Stop trying to come after Russia on every chance you guys get.
give the crap out in single doses at the injection sites .
give the stuff out in single doses at the injection sites .
what the fuck is going on ? ? !
what is going on ? ? !
why don 't u just a owl like harry potter that shit is free and u can get unlimited text
why don 't u just a owl like harry potter that thing is free and u can get unlimited text
my uncle got sniped , i know some shit .
my uncle got sniped , i know some stuff.
more like need a fucking job .
More like need a job.
shit , that 's an entirely different thread .
that 's an entirely different thread .
what the fck is wrong with people ?
what is wrong with people?
people jus be so sensitive bout shit
People are so sensitive
the rest of us would be utterly fucked .
The rest of of us would be utterly messed
what a useless pm of canada !
What an unsuitable pm of Canada!