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of all the fucking politicians , they interrupt bernie sanders . | of all the politicians , they interrupt bernie sanders . |
> looks like we won its not a fucking game . | And gt looks like we won its not a game |
also , holy shit this is in my hometown . | This is in my hometown |
fuck , give me 99 99 . | Please give me 99.99. |
why is this bitch in my mentions telling me i 'm thirsty ? it 's a joke bitch | why is this girl in my mentions telling me i 'm thirsty ? it 's a joke |
i always find it pathetic people like you write these comments . | I always find it unwholesome when people write these comments |
the clown prince needs to step down . | The prince needs to step down |
if some of this shit happens to me i hope one of you guys would avenge me | if some of this happens to me i hope one of you guys would avenge me |
o fucking love him ! xd xxx | O I love him! |
as well as routinely test for a whole host of other shit . | as well as routinely test for a whole host of other |
#ERROR! | that black person knows he is going in to trouble |
that 's kind of fucked up on his parents part . | That kind of failed his parents part |
the funny thing is they generally don 't give a shit about anything else . | The funny thing is they generally don 't care about anything else . |
chocolate tomorrow ! boom fucking booooom ! ! | Chocolate tomorrow ! |
nah this shit is prime | It's prime |
or is that only a stupid tactic when babcock adopts it ? | Or is it that a tactic when Babcock adopts it |
why the fuck would you test it on animals ? | why would you test it on animals ? |
this is what you will become soon from this wow shit | This is what you will become soon |
now i 'm pissed off , who the hell took my fucking bluetack ? ! | i am mad, where is my bluetack |
speed walking are you fucking kidding me i | Speed walking are you joking with me? |
holy fuck that is quick , just saw it 82 mins ago . | That was quick, just saw it 82 mins ago |
it was a fuckin storm | It was a harsh storm. |
( imho term limits would help a bunch to avoid this kind of garbage from congress . | Imho terms limits would help a lot to avoid bad things in the congress |
fuck ! how did she talk to you ? ! | how did she talk to you ? ! |
i started crying ! it 's so un fucking fair ! ! ! | I started crying! It's so unfair!!! |
holy shit , that is al franken ! i had not actually made that connection before . | that is al franken ! i had not actually made that connection before . |
doesn 't matter if zero fucks are given . | Doesn't matter if zeros are given. |
watchin shit again u lol x | I was watching to you again. Hahaha |
what the fuck is going on in france ? ! ? ! ? | what is going on in france ? |
all canadians are paying for what the left wing voted in , many canadians were not so stupid . | all canadians are paying for what the left wing voted in , many canadians had common sense. |
what a stupid noncommitment devoid of any truth couched in politicalspeak for election purposes only . | What a no commitment devoid of any truth couched in political in political speak for election purposes only. |
i was going to tell the story to the baker when the fucken tray i was carrying slipped | i was going to tell the story to the baker when the tray i was carrying slipped |
* gasps seeing your eyes * who the fuck are you ! ? | Who are you? |
why the fuck any woman would join the u | why would any woman would join the u |
how dumb do they think we still are . | How bad do they think we still are |
we try to be informed and inform , anger , first , is the source of all this shit . | We try tobe informed and inform, anger, first, is the source of all this. |
don 't know if netflix can swing that amount of cash , but apple google sure as shit can . | I don't know if netflix can earn that amount of cash, but google and apple surely can. |
if misinformation is allowing ignorance to produce tranquility , then fuck it . | If misinformation is allowing ignorance to produce tranquility , then don't care about it. |
who gives an actual fuck about this ? | who cares about this ? |
i gotta have her i fell n shit | I gotta have her . |
what the fuck is the point behind this ? | What is the point behind this? |
a grown man who sen collins has more principled balls than he does . | A grown man who sen collins is more principled than he is |
fuck people who said that it would increase crime and delinquency . | Ignore people who said that it would increase crime and delinquency |
law enforcement is becoming a shit show isn 't it ? | Law enforcement is becoming a show isn 't it ? |
youre an obscene person and you should be banned . | You are not suitable person. |
why the fuck do you need an article to explain ? | Why do you need an article to explain? |
you still don 't get it because none of that shit happened . | There is nothing happened so you don't get it |
when i was obese i could find shit that fit in under 43 minutes . | when i was obese i could find somethingthat fit in under 43 minutes . |
i 'm just tired of getting fucked by two kochs and a boehner . | I'm just tired of getting involved by two Koch's and a boehner |
game this shit is serious | Wow, this thing is very serious. |
i 'm over here by uta n shit . | I'm over here by uta |
ast time a group like this reared its head for fucks sake these comments are shit . | last time a group like this reared its head, these comments are bad. |
if offers my dave sweets one more time that bitch is gonna get beat up | if offers my dave sweets one more time that person is gonna get beat up |
real idiots like trump , not the fake kind . | real unstable like trump, not the fake kind. |
as they suck each other off on their imaginary pedestal of greatness . | As they put each other off on their imaginary pedestal of greatness. |
oh fuck off , edgy kid . | oh get out, edgy kid . |
won 't the batteries be shit by then ? | won't the batteries be dead by then |
youre not even able to use fucking google , can you . | youre not even able to use google , can you |
the article claims that we have 50 years before the shit hits the fan | The article claims that we have 92 years befor it happens |
can you give us some examples of fucked up texas laws ? | can you give us some examples of bad texas laws ? |
what the fuck is he doing patrolling with his gun drawn ? | What is he doing patrolling with his gun drawn? |
what can go deeper than dubstep ? my dick | what can go deeper than dubstep? |
where are all the fucking people ? ! | Where are all the people? |
is google fucking broke today ? | Is Google broke today? |
these days you can find apologists for fucking anything . | These days you can find apologists for almost everything |
bound to happen when you run away from the best thing that ever fucking happened to you . | This is supposed to happen if you run away from the best thing that ever happened to you. |
i was in middleschool when i played u now i 'm in highschool grown as shit | i was in middleschool when i tricked you now i am all grown |
baddest bitch yet though ? who the fuck | she is not very kind |
has written some good stuff in the past but this is just dumb . | Has written some good stuff in the past but this is not good. |
government sucks the life out of an economy . | government destroy the life out of an economy . |
holy shit this can 't only end badly , it 'll just end up hurting * everyone * . | Sorry but it will hurt badly to everyone to end up like this. |
fuck him for not wanting to fund decades of pointless wars . | it's bad for him for not wanting to fund decades of pointless wars . |
wanna make a bet ? rt not fucking with mines though rt i 'm a professional lol | Do you want to place a bet? I'm not fool with mine, though, since I'm a pro. |
botch is my new word for when a boy is being a bitch | botch is my new word for when a boy is being bad |
it 's fucking depressing only hearing about death , corruption and celebrity scandals . | It’s depressing only hearing about death, corruption and celebrity scandals. |
how the fuck did they not notice that ? | how did they not notice that |
lmao shit i woulda did that shit | I would have done that. |
holy shit , he 's a cartoon character . | He's a cartoon character . |
fly me to the moon like that bitch alice kramden ! | fly me to the moon like that alice kramden ! |
i 'm pretty sure they actually curse assad please don 't make shit up ! | i 'm pretty sure they actually curse assad please don 't make trouble |
fuck that boobs are the tits just pay them ! | Ignore them and just pay them ! |
wtf who started that " sagg " shit _ - | Who started that |
fucking give it to them . | Give it to them. |
and trolls are such hateful little demons . | and trolls are small and full of rage |
you cant buy everything on amazon many people would be too dumb to use it . | you cant buy everything on amazon many people would be unable to use it . |
robo advisors are a lot of crap . | Robo advisors are not good. |
we voted for the guy who said he was going to shut this shit down . | we voted for the guy who said he was going to shut this down |
bored listening to music and shit lls | Just bored listening to music. |
she 's a spoiled bitch that has a lot to learn about life . | She's a pampered child that has a lot to learn about life. |
one tree hell < 8 i 'll watch this shit till the end < 8 | i’ll watch this show till the end. |
this is not fucking equality . | This is not equality. |
that shit went down and you should find out what ? | that thing went down and you should find out what ? |
send a letter to microsoft , get a pastafarian lawyer and sue their ass for religious discrimination | send a letter to microsoft , get a pastafarian lawyer and sue them for religious discrimination |
he had steel balls too ! | he was brave too! |
lol , real shit though it 's brianna . | lol , real thing though it 's brianna |
you keep playing with them white folks . | You keep playing with them folks. |
does he have any idea what kind of an idiot he sounds like ? | Does he know that he is not so good. |
surely an idiot knows today that fruit juice is bad for you . | Everyone today knows that fruit is bad for you. |
shit i wish i could be like you | I wish I could be like you. |
naw david ain 't with that bull shit | No David I am not with that thing |
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