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of all the fucking politicians , they interrupt bernie sanders .
of all the politicians , they interrupt bernie sanders .
&gt looks like we won its not a fucking game .
And gt looks like we won its not a game
also , holy shit this is in my hometown .
This is in my hometown
fuck , give me 99 99 .
Please give me 99.99.
why is this bitch in my mentions telling me i 'm thirsty ? it 's a joke bitch
why is this girl in my mentions telling me i 'm thirsty ? it 's a joke
i always find it pathetic people like you write these comments .
I always find it unwholesome when people write these comments
the clown prince needs to step down .
The prince needs to step down
if some of this shit happens to me i hope one of you guys would avenge me
if some of this happens to me i hope one of you guys would avenge me
o fucking love him ! xd xxx
O I love him!
as well as routinely test for a whole host of other shit .
as well as routinely test for a whole host of other
#ERROR!
that black person knows he is going in to trouble
that 's kind of fucked up on his parents part .
That kind of failed his parents part
the funny thing is they generally don 't give a shit about anything else .
The funny thing is they generally don 't care about anything else .
chocolate tomorrow ! boom fucking booooom ! !
Chocolate tomorrow !
nah this shit is prime
It's prime
or is that only a stupid tactic when babcock adopts it ?
Or is it that a tactic when Babcock adopts it
why the fuck would you test it on animals ?
why would you test it on animals ?
this is what you will become soon from this wow shit
This is what you will become soon
now i 'm pissed off , who the hell took my fucking bluetack ? !
i am mad, where is my bluetack
speed walking are you fucking kidding me i
Speed walking are you joking with me?
holy fuck that is quick , just saw it 82 mins ago .
That was quick, just saw it 82 mins ago
it was a fuckin storm
It was a harsh storm.
( imho term limits would help a bunch to avoid this kind of garbage from congress .
Imho terms limits would help a lot to avoid bad things in the congress
fuck ! how did she talk to you ? !
how did she talk to you ? !
i started crying ! it 's so un fucking fair ! ! !
I started crying! It's so unfair!!!
holy shit , that is al franken ! i had not actually made that connection before .
that is al franken ! i had not actually made that connection before .
doesn 't matter if zero fucks are given .
Doesn't matter if zeros are given.
watchin shit again u lol x
I was watching to you again. Hahaha
what the fuck is going on in france ? ! ? ! ?
what is going on in france ?
all canadians are paying for what the left wing voted in , many canadians were not so stupid .
all canadians are paying for what the left wing voted in , many canadians had common sense.
what a stupid noncommitment devoid of any truth couched in politicalspeak for election purposes only .
What a no commitment devoid of any truth couched in political in political speak for election purposes only.
i was going to tell the story to the baker when the fucken tray i was carrying slipped
i was going to tell the story to the baker when the tray i was carrying slipped
* gasps seeing your eyes * who the fuck are you ! ?
Who are you?
why the fuck any woman would join the u
why would any woman would join the u
how dumb do they think we still are .
How bad do they think we still are
we try to be informed and inform , anger , first , is the source of all this shit .
We try tobe informed and inform, anger, first, is the source of all this.
don 't know if netflix can swing that amount of cash , but apple google sure as shit can .
I don't know if netflix can earn that amount of cash, but google and apple surely can.
if misinformation is allowing ignorance to produce tranquility , then fuck it .
If misinformation is allowing ignorance to produce tranquility , then don't care about it.
who gives an actual fuck about this ?
who cares about this ?
i gotta have her i fell n shit
I gotta have her .
what the fuck is the point behind this ?
What is the point behind this?
a grown man who sen collins has more principled balls than he does .
A grown man who sen collins is more principled than he is
fuck people who said that it would increase crime and delinquency .
Ignore people who said that it would increase crime and delinquency
law enforcement is becoming a shit show isn 't it ?
Law enforcement is becoming a show isn 't it ?
youre an obscene person and you should be banned .
You are not suitable person.
why the fuck do you need an article to explain ?
Why do you need an article to explain?
you still don 't get it because none of that shit happened .
There is nothing happened so you don't get it
when i was obese i could find shit that fit in under 43 minutes .
when i was obese i could find somethingthat fit in under 43 minutes .
i 'm just tired of getting fucked by two kochs and a boehner .
I'm just tired of getting involved by two Koch's and a boehner
game this shit is serious
Wow, this thing is very serious.
i 'm over here by uta n shit .
I'm over here by uta
ast time a group like this reared its head for fucks sake these comments are shit .
last time a group like this reared its head, these comments are bad.
if offers my dave sweets one more time that bitch is gonna get beat up
if offers my dave sweets one more time that person is gonna get beat up
real idiots like trump , not the fake kind .
real unstable like trump, not the fake kind.
as they suck each other off on their imaginary pedestal of greatness .
As they put each other off on their imaginary pedestal of greatness.
oh fuck off , edgy kid .
oh get out, edgy kid .
won 't the batteries be shit by then ?
won't the batteries be dead by then
youre not even able to use fucking google , can you .
youre not even able to use google , can you
the article claims that we have 50 years before the shit hits the fan
The article claims that we have 92 years befor it happens
can you give us some examples of fucked up texas laws ?
can you give us some examples of bad texas laws ?
what the fuck is he doing patrolling with his gun drawn ?
What is he doing patrolling with his gun drawn?
what can go deeper than dubstep ? my dick
what can go deeper than dubstep?
where are all the fucking people ? !
Where are all the people?
is google fucking broke today ?
Is Google broke today?
these days you can find apologists for fucking anything .
These days you can find apologists for almost everything
bound to happen when you run away from the best thing that ever fucking happened to you .
This is supposed to happen if you run away from the best thing that ever happened to you.
i was in middleschool when i played u now i 'm in highschool grown as shit
i was in middleschool when i tricked you now i am all grown
baddest bitch yet though ? who the fuck
she is not very kind
has written some good stuff in the past but this is just dumb .
Has written some good stuff in the past but this is not good.
government sucks the life out of an economy .
government destroy the life out of an economy .
holy shit this can 't only end badly , it 'll just end up hurting * everyone * .
Sorry but it will hurt badly to everyone to end up like this.
fuck him for not wanting to fund decades of pointless wars .
it's bad for him for not wanting to fund decades of pointless wars .
wanna make a bet ? rt not fucking with mines though rt i 'm a professional lol
Do you want to place a bet? I'm not fool with mine, though, since I'm a pro.
botch is my new word for when a boy is being a bitch
botch is my new word for when a boy is being bad
it 's fucking depressing only hearing about death , corruption and celebrity scandals .
It’s depressing only hearing about death, corruption and celebrity scandals.
how the fuck did they not notice that ?
how did they not notice that
lmao shit i woulda did that shit
I would have done that.
holy shit , he 's a cartoon character .
He's a cartoon character .
fly me to the moon like that bitch alice kramden !
fly me to the moon like that alice kramden !
i 'm pretty sure they actually curse assad please don 't make shit up !
i 'm pretty sure they actually curse assad please don 't make trouble
fuck that boobs are the tits just pay them !
Ignore them and just pay them !
wtf who started that " sagg " shit _ -
Who started that
fucking give it to them .
Give it to them.
and trolls are such hateful little demons .
and trolls are small and full of rage
you cant buy everything on amazon many people would be too dumb to use it .
you cant buy everything on amazon many people would be unable to use it .
robo advisors are a lot of crap .
Robo advisors are not good.
we voted for the guy who said he was going to shut this shit down .
we voted for the guy who said he was going to shut this down
bored listening to music and shit lls
Just bored listening to music.
she 's a spoiled bitch that has a lot to learn about life .
She's a pampered child that has a lot to learn about life.
one tree hell < 8 i 'll watch this shit till the end < 8
i’ll watch this show till the end.
this is not fucking equality .
This is not equality.
that shit went down and you should find out what ?
that thing went down and you should find out what ?
send a letter to microsoft , get a pastafarian lawyer and sue their ass for religious discrimination
send a letter to microsoft , get a pastafarian lawyer and sue them for religious discrimination
he had steel balls too !
he was brave too!
lol , real shit though it 's brianna .
lol , real thing though it 's brianna
you keep playing with them white folks .
You keep playing with them folks.
does he have any idea what kind of an idiot he sounds like ?
Does he know that he is not so good.
surely an idiot knows today that fruit juice is bad for you .
Everyone today knows that fruit is bad for you.
shit i wish i could be like you
I wish I could be like you.
naw david ain 't with that bull shit
No David I am not with that thing