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of all the fucking politicians , they interrupt bernie sanders .
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of all the politicians , they interrupt bernie sanders .
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> looks like we won its not a fucking game .
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And gt looks like we won its not a game
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also , holy shit this is in my hometown .
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This is in my hometown
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fuck , give me 99 99 .
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Please give me 99.99.
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why is this bitch in my mentions telling me i 'm thirsty ? it 's a joke bitch
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why is this girl in my mentions telling me i 'm thirsty ? it 's a joke
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i always find it pathetic people like you write these comments .
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I always find it unwholesome when people write these comments
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the clown prince needs to step down .
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The prince needs to step down
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if some of this shit happens to me i hope one of you guys would avenge me
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if some of this happens to me i hope one of you guys would avenge me
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o fucking love him ! xd xxx
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O I love him!
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as well as routinely test for a whole host of other shit .
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as well as routinely test for a whole host of other
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#ERROR!
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that black person knows he is going in to trouble
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that 's kind of fucked up on his parents part .
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That kind of failed his parents part
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the funny thing is they generally don 't give a shit about anything else .
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The funny thing is they generally don 't care about anything else .
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chocolate tomorrow ! boom fucking booooom ! !
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Chocolate tomorrow !
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nah this shit is prime
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It's prime
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or is that only a stupid tactic when babcock adopts it ?
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Or is it that a tactic when Babcock adopts it
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why the fuck would you test it on animals ?
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why would you test it on animals ?
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this is what you will become soon from this wow shit
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This is what you will become soon
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now i 'm pissed off , who the hell took my fucking bluetack ? !
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i am mad, where is my bluetack
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speed walking are you fucking kidding me i
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Speed walking are you joking with me?
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holy fuck that is quick , just saw it 82 mins ago .
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That was quick, just saw it 82 mins ago
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it was a fuckin storm
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It was a harsh storm.
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( imho term limits would help a bunch to avoid this kind of garbage from congress .
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Imho terms limits would help a lot to avoid bad things in the congress
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fuck ! how did she talk to you ? !
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how did she talk to you ? !
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i started crying ! it 's so un fucking fair ! ! !
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I started crying! It's so unfair!!!
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holy shit , that is al franken ! i had not actually made that connection before .
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that is al franken ! i had not actually made that connection before .
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doesn 't matter if zero fucks are given .
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Doesn't matter if zeros are given.
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watchin shit again u lol x
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I was watching to you again. Hahaha
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what the fuck is going on in france ? ! ? ! ?
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what is going on in france ?
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all canadians are paying for what the left wing voted in , many canadians were not so stupid .
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all canadians are paying for what the left wing voted in , many canadians had common sense.
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what a stupid noncommitment devoid of any truth couched in politicalspeak for election purposes only .
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What a no commitment devoid of any truth couched in political in political speak for election purposes only.
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i was going to tell the story to the baker when the fucken tray i was carrying slipped
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i was going to tell the story to the baker when the tray i was carrying slipped
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* gasps seeing your eyes * who the fuck are you ! ?
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Who are you?
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why the fuck any woman would join the u
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why would any woman would join the u
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how dumb do they think we still are .
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How bad do they think we still are
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we try to be informed and inform , anger , first , is the source of all this shit .
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We try tobe informed and inform, anger, first, is the source of all this.
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don 't know if netflix can swing that amount of cash , but apple google sure as shit can .
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I don't know if netflix can earn that amount of cash, but google and apple surely can.
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if misinformation is allowing ignorance to produce tranquility , then fuck it .
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If misinformation is allowing ignorance to produce tranquility , then don't care about it.
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who gives an actual fuck about this ?
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who cares about this ?
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i gotta have her i fell n shit
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I gotta have her .
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what the fuck is the point behind this ?
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What is the point behind this?
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a grown man who sen collins has more principled balls than he does .
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A grown man who sen collins is more principled than he is
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fuck people who said that it would increase crime and delinquency .
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Ignore people who said that it would increase crime and delinquency
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law enforcement is becoming a shit show isn 't it ?
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Law enforcement is becoming a show isn 't it ?
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youre an obscene person and you should be banned .
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You are not suitable person.
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why the fuck do you need an article to explain ?
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Why do you need an article to explain?
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you still don 't get it because none of that shit happened .
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There is nothing happened so you don't get it
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when i was obese i could find shit that fit in under 43 minutes .
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when i was obese i could find somethingthat fit in under 43 minutes .
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i 'm just tired of getting fucked by two kochs and a boehner .
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I'm just tired of getting involved by two Koch's and a boehner
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game this shit is serious
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Wow, this thing is very serious.
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i 'm over here by uta n shit .
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I'm over here by uta
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ast time a group like this reared its head for fucks sake these comments are shit .
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last time a group like this reared its head, these comments are bad.
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if offers my dave sweets one more time that bitch is gonna get beat up
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if offers my dave sweets one more time that person is gonna get beat up
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real idiots like trump , not the fake kind .
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real unstable like trump, not the fake kind.
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as they suck each other off on their imaginary pedestal of greatness .
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As they put each other off on their imaginary pedestal of greatness.
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oh fuck off , edgy kid .
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oh get out, edgy kid .
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won 't the batteries be shit by then ?
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won't the batteries be dead by then
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youre not even able to use fucking google , can you .
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youre not even able to use google , can you
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the article claims that we have 50 years before the shit hits the fan
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The article claims that we have 92 years befor it happens
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can you give us some examples of fucked up texas laws ?
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can you give us some examples of bad texas laws ?
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what the fuck is he doing patrolling with his gun drawn ?
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What is he doing patrolling with his gun drawn?
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what can go deeper than dubstep ? my dick
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what can go deeper than dubstep?
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where are all the fucking people ? !
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Where are all the people?
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is google fucking broke today ?
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Is Google broke today?
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these days you can find apologists for fucking anything .
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These days you can find apologists for almost everything
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bound to happen when you run away from the best thing that ever fucking happened to you .
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This is supposed to happen if you run away from the best thing that ever happened to you.
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i was in middleschool when i played u now i 'm in highschool grown as shit
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i was in middleschool when i tricked you now i am all grown
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baddest bitch yet though ? who the fuck
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she is not very kind
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has written some good stuff in the past but this is just dumb .
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Has written some good stuff in the past but this is not good.
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government sucks the life out of an economy .
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government destroy the life out of an economy .
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holy shit this can 't only end badly , it 'll just end up hurting * everyone * .
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Sorry but it will hurt badly to everyone to end up like this.
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fuck him for not wanting to fund decades of pointless wars .
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it's bad for him for not wanting to fund decades of pointless wars .
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wanna make a bet ? rt not fucking with mines though rt i 'm a professional lol
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Do you want to place a bet? I'm not fool with mine, though, since I'm a pro.
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botch is my new word for when a boy is being a bitch
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botch is my new word for when a boy is being bad
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it 's fucking depressing only hearing about death , corruption and celebrity scandals .
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It’s depressing only hearing about death, corruption and celebrity scandals.
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how the fuck did they not notice that ?
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how did they not notice that
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lmao shit i woulda did that shit
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I would have done that.
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holy shit , he 's a cartoon character .
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He's a cartoon character .
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fly me to the moon like that bitch alice kramden !
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fly me to the moon like that alice kramden !
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i 'm pretty sure they actually curse assad please don 't make shit up !
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i 'm pretty sure they actually curse assad please don 't make trouble
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fuck that boobs are the tits just pay them !
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Ignore them and just pay them !
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wtf who started that " sagg " shit _ -
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Who started that
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fucking give it to them .
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Give it to them.
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and trolls are such hateful little demons .
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and trolls are small and full of rage
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you cant buy everything on amazon many people would be too dumb to use it .
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you cant buy everything on amazon many people would be unable to use it .
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robo advisors are a lot of crap .
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Robo advisors are not good.
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we voted for the guy who said he was going to shut this shit down .
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we voted for the guy who said he was going to shut this down
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bored listening to music and shit lls
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Just bored listening to music.
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she 's a spoiled bitch that has a lot to learn about life .
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She's a pampered child that has a lot to learn about life.
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one tree hell < 8 i 'll watch this shit till the end < 8
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i’ll watch this show till the end.
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this is not fucking equality .
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This is not equality.
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that shit went down and you should find out what ?
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that thing went down and you should find out what ?
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send a letter to microsoft , get a pastafarian lawyer and sue their ass for religious discrimination
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send a letter to microsoft , get a pastafarian lawyer and sue them for religious discrimination
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he had steel balls too !
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he was brave too!
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lol , real shit though it 's brianna .
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lol , real thing though it 's brianna
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you keep playing with them white folks .
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You keep playing with them folks.
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does he have any idea what kind of an idiot he sounds like ?
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Does he know that he is not so good.
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surely an idiot knows today that fruit juice is bad for you .
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Everyone today knows that fruit is bad for you.
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shit i wish i could be like you
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I wish I could be like you.
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naw david ain 't with that bull shit
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No David I am not with that thing
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