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might be surprised if they keep shit up like this .
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Might be surprised if they keep this up like this.
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my wife is polish , they have some hot ass women .
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my wife is polish , they have some beautiful women
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youre rather eager to excuse really stupid and ignorant behavior .
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youre rather eager to excuse your behavior .
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i wish someone would help me make a damn decision already with this kickback and this damn jam session
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I wish someone would help me make a decision already with this kickback and this jam session
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i actually my show a little ass crack
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I actually my show a little crack
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this exact part of town is where everyone goes to buy there drugs , it is the fucking ghetto .
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this exact part of town is where everyone goes to buy there drugs , it is the ghetto
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fly around that shit 72 72 and don 't let anything in or out , water or air .
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fly around that 72 72 and don 't let anything in or out , water or air .
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if you ever need help holding shit down this side of the rio grande .
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if you ever need help this side of the rio grande .
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i woulda loved rebecca black if she sang a song that did something besides state the fucking obvious
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i woulda loved rebecca black if she sang a song that did something besides state the so obviously.
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some sickos on the left are already blaming trump .
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Some people on the left are already blaming Trump.
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did you read the fucking article before commenting ?
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did you read the article before commenting ?
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suck a dick it was a fluke you said the only thing you didn 't have was the fudge
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it was a fluke you said the only thing you didn't have was the fudge
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honouring rob ford would be an egregious example of whitewashing a scumbag politician .
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Honoring Rob Ford would be an egregious example of supporting a naive politician.
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it wouldn 't take a fucking year .
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It wouldn't take a year
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go take a shower you nasty bitch lol .
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Go take a shower.
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this isn 't a fucking business deal .
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This isn't a business deal.
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it said under contruction , dick !
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it said under construction.
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wow i never knew this , holy shit .
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wow I never knew this
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what an incredibly sexist and mysogenistic and just down right stupid comment .
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this comment is unacceptable to many levels.
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he is the governor of my state and he hasn 't really fucked us much .
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He is the governor of my state and he hasn 't done anything wrong.
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i kno dats a blower like shit lls
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i kno dats a blower
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rt i just dropped the phone on a patient - _ - fuck
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rt i just dropped the phone on a patient - _ -
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damn , that is a lot of money
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the money is much
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he just b taking to long for the simplest shit
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he just b taking to long for the simplest thing
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the fuck ? ! random ass , how was it ? ! ? !
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What?how was it?
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trump chumps like to make up alternative facts .
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Trump supporters like to make up alternative facts
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no , fuck term limits above money out of politics .
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Term limits above money should not be in politics.
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sorry ass mixtape should be the name ! rt jammin " sorry for the wait " mixtape
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sorry bad mixtape should be the name ! rt jammin " sorry for the wait " mixtape
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where is that dick mccallum now i ask ?
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where is mccallum now i ask ?
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and the rest of europe does not approve of this shit .
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And the rest of Europe does not approve of this.
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my fucking neighbour knocked on my door at 36 36 this morning
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My neighbor knocked on my door in the morning.
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oh wait , russia did not pay jack shit to poland .
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Oh wait, russia did not pay to poland.
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" why wont the fucking door open ? ! "
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Why won't the door open?
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youre rather eager to excuse really stupid and ignorant behavior .
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youre rather eager to excuse really meaningless and ignorant behavior
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no but seriously , you need to put down the weed , it makes you say stupid $ t .
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No but seriously you need to put down the marijuana it makes you say wrong things
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turns out the harvard study is garbage .
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Turns out the harvard study is useless.
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obviously they fucking do not ! in this case they didn 't even do the bare minimum ?
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obviously they do not! in this case they didn't even do the bare minimum?
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goodale good at taking orders from fools .
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goodale good at taking orders from naives
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jesus fucking christ the comments in this thread are disgraceful .
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Oh my god, the comments in this thread are disgraceful.
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lmao that 's a job well fucking done !
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That is a job well done !
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what u been u 46 wen u gonna be able 46 do shit again ? lbs
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what u been u 46 wen u be able 46 do again ? lbs
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just because they 're not some shitty indie band no one has heard of , you don 't like them
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Just because they're not some indie band no one has heard of , you don't like them.
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making stupid decisions and destroying canadian jobs .
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making bad decisions and destroying canadian jobs .
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did you read the article at all , or are you just another one of the gupta stooges ?
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did you read the article at all , or not?
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fuck me you like to tweet ! i 'm still getting a hang of it .
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you like to tweet ! i 'm still getting a hang of it .
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wow that is a shit ton of cops behind the mob in oakland
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wow that is a ton of cops behind the mob in oakland
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fuck yes google and facebook track you when you are not using their websites .
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yes google and facebook track you when you are not using their websites .
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bunch of shit heads , but what is the official response from the church ?
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hey guys, but what is the official response from the church
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but i might fuck around n end up w another one lol
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But i might joke around n end up w another one lol
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we do perfectly fine without shooting shit up .
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we do perfectly fine without shooting things up .
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it 'll be shit tonight anyways !
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It'll be very bad tonight anyways!
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he is the worst mayor we have ever had !
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He is the unsuitable mayor ever!
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dont be a useful idiot .
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dont be a useful person.
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great i am a double trash , since i am catholic beside !
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Great I am deemed unfit, since I am Catholic beside!
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so quit hanging around writing dumb comments about the clintons .
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so quit hanging around writing comments about the clintons.
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had to scroll down this far to read someone with some fucking sense .
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Had to scroll down this far to read a comment with some sense
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not everyone can or will be as dedicated to your fucking shit as you are , so chill out .
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Not everyone can or will be as dedicated to him as you are, so relax.
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how about the united states fucking government ?
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how about the united states government ?
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i know ! shit , wheree you ?
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I know, by the way where you?
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get yall asses up off that damn floor
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Go away
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damn , must be global warming again .
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must be global warming again .
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this shits actually pretty funny .
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this is actually pretty funny .
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don 't trust a fucking word these people say .
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Don't trust a word these people say.
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these stupid kids put every driver on that road in danger of being killed , plus trooper .
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These kids put every driver in danger
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that 's fucked up , rude , stupid , & unprofessional of her
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that 's unprofessional of her
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well i might be going to this fucking wizard movie alone
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well i might be going to this wizard movie alone
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it 's fucked up of them to capitalize like this .
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Its not right to capitalise.
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yeah fuck school ! fuck it hard
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School is unpleasant.
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anytime you hear that you know something fucked up will follow .
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anytime you hear that you know something bad will follow .
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syg is a shit law .
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syg is a bad law .
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until we fix a broken system the cameras aren 't going to do shit .
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Until we fix a broken system the cameras aren't going to work
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it 's a shit part of the sport that every team is guilty of
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It's a difficult part of the sport that every team is responsible for.
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why would he need to if he 's holding that big ass gun in his lap ?
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Why would he need to, if he is holding that big gun in his lap?
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imma keep all of dem fuck it !
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i will keep all of them
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i fucking will abracadabra bitch ! dont rush me ! !
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Will I use magic , please don't rush me
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holy shit , i 'd be all about that .
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i 'd be all about that .
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i will , i fucking promise you steph
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I will, I promise you Steph
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shit sounds like a bad acid trip or something
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Sounds like an unpleasant trip or something
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at least keep that shit to yourself .
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at least keep that to yourself .
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rt up early missing the shit outta my gf - good thing i live with mine
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rt up early missing my gf - good thing i live with mine
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it just seems like that place is fucking savage and filthy .
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it just seems like that place is not good.
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run for your fucking life .
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Run for your life
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unfortunately , until the younger generation actually starts giving a shit , this will continue unabated .
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unfortunately , until the younger generation actually starts giving a response , this will continue unabated .
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there you go again with that stupid aloha crp .
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There you go again with that talk about aloha
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and yet are strangely silent on shit like the tpp .
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and yet are strangely silent on stuff like the tpp.
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too fuckin cute ! ! ! no say sumthin else
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So adorable!!! Do not say something else.
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the whole lot of conservatives are a waste of news space , air space and parliament space .
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the whole lot of conservatives are a waste of news space , air space and parliament space .
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this is fucked up even for a hate crime .
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this is bad even for a hate crime .
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bankers can do whatever the fuck they want , even fly through blockades .
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Bankers can do whatever they want, even fly through blockades.
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it 's really a pain in the ass for us
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It's really painful for us.
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daily maverick , why do you publish this rubbish ?
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Daily maverick why do you publish this bad material
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he 's just a pathetic contrarian son of a bitch .
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he 's just a messed up guy.
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hotmail is also on the shit list for not actually working when i 'm on a time limit .
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Hotmail is also on the list for not working when I'm on time limit
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me either ! april 13 needs to hurry the fuck up !
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me either ! April 13 needs to hurry.
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lol forreal ? damn thanks for telling me that now smh that 's kool tho
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Thanks for telling me that,it is good.
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who the fuck do you think your talking to ? you sound as if you think your above everyone else
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who do you think your talking to ? you sound as if you think your above everyone else
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holy shit ! obama caused a revolution ?
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Obama caused a revolution?
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go eat some jello pudding or something u old ass tramp
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go eat some jello pudding or something
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henry you deserve my sympathy as you are totally unaware of your ignorance .
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You deserve my sympathy.
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are you that dumb you cant figure it out ?
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why can't you figure it out?
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