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might be surprised if they keep shit up like this .
Might be surprised if they keep this up like this.
my wife is polish , they have some hot ass women .
my wife is polish , they have some beautiful women
youre rather eager to excuse really stupid and ignorant behavior .
youre rather eager to excuse your behavior .
i wish someone would help me make a damn decision already with this kickback and this damn jam session
I wish someone would help me make a decision already with this kickback and this jam session
i actually my show a little ass crack
I actually my show a little crack
this exact part of town is where everyone goes to buy there drugs , it is the fucking ghetto .
this exact part of town is where everyone goes to buy there drugs , it is the ghetto
fly around that shit 72 72 and don 't let anything in or out , water or air .
fly around that 72 72 and don 't let anything in or out , water or air .
if you ever need help holding shit down this side of the rio grande .
if you ever need help this side of the rio grande .
i woulda loved rebecca black if she sang a song that did something besides state the fucking obvious
i woulda loved rebecca black if she sang a song that did something besides state the so obviously.
some sickos on the left are already blaming trump .
Some people on the left are already blaming Trump.
did you read the fucking article before commenting ?
did you read the article before commenting ?
suck a dick it was a fluke you said the only thing you didn 't have was the fudge
it was a fluke you said the only thing you didn't have was the fudge
honouring rob ford would be an egregious example of whitewashing a scumbag politician .
Honoring Rob Ford would be an egregious example of supporting a naive politician.
it wouldn 't take a fucking year .
It wouldn't take a year
go take a shower you nasty bitch lol .
Go take a shower.
this isn 't a fucking business deal .
This isn't a business deal.
it said under contruction , dick !
it said under construction.
wow i never knew this , holy shit .
wow I never knew this
what an incredibly sexist and mysogenistic and just down right stupid comment .
this comment is unacceptable to many levels.
he is the governor of my state and he hasn 't really fucked us much .
He is the governor of my state and he hasn 't done anything wrong.
i kno dats a blower like shit lls
i kno dats a blower
rt i just dropped the phone on a patient - _ - fuck
rt i just dropped the phone on a patient - _ -
damn , that is a lot of money
the money is much
he just b taking to long for the simplest shit
he just b taking to long for the simplest thing
the fuck ? ! random ass , how was it ? ! ? !
What?how was it?
trump chumps like to make up alternative facts .
Trump supporters like to make up alternative facts
no , fuck term limits above money out of politics .
Term limits above money should not be in politics.
sorry ass mixtape should be the name ! rt jammin " sorry for the wait " mixtape
sorry bad mixtape should be the name ! rt jammin " sorry for the wait " mixtape
where is that dick mccallum now i ask ?
where is mccallum now i ask ?
and the rest of europe does not approve of this shit .
And the rest of Europe does not approve of this.
my fucking neighbour knocked on my door at 36 36 this morning
My neighbor knocked on my door in the morning.
oh wait , russia did not pay jack shit to poland .
Oh wait, russia did not pay to poland.
" why wont the fucking door open ? ! "
Why won't the door open?
youre rather eager to excuse really stupid and ignorant behavior .
youre rather eager to excuse really meaningless and ignorant behavior
no but seriously , you need to put down the weed , it makes you say stupid $ t .
No but seriously you need to put down the marijuana it makes you say wrong things
turns out the harvard study is garbage .
Turns out the harvard study is useless.
obviously they fucking do not ! in this case they didn 't even do the bare minimum ?
obviously they do not! in this case they didn't even do the bare minimum?
goodale good at taking orders from fools .
goodale good at taking orders from naives
jesus fucking christ the comments in this thread are disgraceful .
Oh my god, the comments in this thread are disgraceful.
lmao that 's a job well fucking done !
That is a job well done !
what u been u 46 wen u gonna be able 46 do shit again ? lbs
what u been u 46 wen u be able 46 do again ? lbs
just because they 're not some shitty indie band no one has heard of , you don 't like them
Just because they're not some indie band no one has heard of , you don't like them.
making stupid decisions and destroying canadian jobs .
making bad decisions and destroying canadian jobs .
did you read the article at all , or are you just another one of the gupta stooges ?
did you read the article at all , or not?
fuck me you like to tweet ! i 'm still getting a hang of it .
you like to tweet ! i 'm still getting a hang of it .
wow that is a shit ton of cops behind the mob in oakland
wow that is a ton of cops behind the mob in oakland
fuck yes google and facebook track you when you are not using their websites .
yes google and facebook track you when you are not using their websites .
bunch of shit heads , but what is the official response from the church ?
hey guys, but what is the official response from the church
but i might fuck around n end up w another one lol
But i might joke around n end up w another one lol
we do perfectly fine without shooting shit up .
we do perfectly fine without shooting things up .
it 'll be shit tonight anyways !
It'll be very bad tonight anyways!
he is the worst mayor we have ever had !
He is the unsuitable mayor ever!
dont be a useful idiot .
dont be a useful person.
great i am a double trash , since i am catholic beside !
Great I am deemed unfit, since I am Catholic beside!
so quit hanging around writing dumb comments about the clintons .
so quit hanging around writing comments about the clintons.
had to scroll down this far to read someone with some fucking sense .
Had to scroll down this far to read a comment with some sense
not everyone can or will be as dedicated to your fucking shit as you are , so chill out .
Not everyone can or will be as dedicated to him as you are, so relax.
how about the united states fucking government ?
how about the united states government ?
i know ! shit , wheree you ?
I know, by the way where you?
get yall asses up off that damn floor
Go away
damn , must be global warming again .
must be global warming again .
this shits actually pretty funny .
this is actually pretty funny .
don 't trust a fucking word these people say .
Don't trust a word these people say.
these stupid kids put every driver on that road in danger of being killed , plus trooper .
These kids put every driver in danger
that 's fucked up , rude , stupid , & unprofessional of her
that 's unprofessional of her
well i might be going to this fucking wizard movie alone
well i might be going to this wizard movie alone
it 's fucked up of them to capitalize like this .
Its not right to capitalise.
yeah fuck school ! fuck it hard
School is unpleasant.
anytime you hear that you know something fucked up will follow .
anytime you hear that you know something bad will follow .
syg is a shit law .
syg is a bad law .
until we fix a broken system the cameras aren 't going to do shit .
Until we fix a broken system the cameras aren't going to work
it 's a shit part of the sport that every team is guilty of
It's a difficult part of the sport that every team is responsible for.
why would he need to if he 's holding that big ass gun in his lap ?
Why would he need to, if he is holding that big gun in his lap?
imma keep all of dem fuck it !
i will keep all of them
i fucking will abracadabra bitch ! dont rush me ! !
Will I use magic , please don't rush me
holy shit , i 'd be all about that .
i 'd be all about that .
i will , i fucking promise you steph
I will, I promise you Steph
shit sounds like a bad acid trip or something
Sounds like an unpleasant trip or something
at least keep that shit to yourself .
at least keep that to yourself .
rt up early missing the shit outta my gf - good thing i live with mine
rt up early missing my gf - good thing i live with mine
it just seems like that place is fucking savage and filthy .
it just seems like that place is not good.
run for your fucking life .
Run for your life
unfortunately , until the younger generation actually starts giving a shit , this will continue unabated .
unfortunately , until the younger generation actually starts giving a response , this will continue unabated .
there you go again with that stupid aloha crp .
There you go again with that talk about aloha
and yet are strangely silent on shit like the tpp .
and yet are strangely silent on stuff like the tpp.
too fuckin cute ! ! ! no say sumthin else
So adorable!!! Do not say something else.
the whole lot of conservatives are a waste of news space , air space and parliament space .
the whole lot of conservatives are a waste of news space , air space and parliament space .
this is fucked up even for a hate crime .
this is bad even for a hate crime .
bankers can do whatever the fuck they want , even fly through blockades .
Bankers can do whatever they want, even fly through blockades.
it 's really a pain in the ass for us
It's really painful for us.
daily maverick , why do you publish this rubbish ?
Daily maverick why do you publish this bad material
he 's just a pathetic contrarian son of a bitch .
he 's just a messed up guy.
hotmail is also on the shit list for not actually working when i 'm on a time limit .
Hotmail is also on the list for not working when I'm on time limit
me either ! april 13 needs to hurry the fuck up !
me either ! April 13 needs to hurry.
lol forreal ? damn thanks for telling me that now smh that 's kool tho
Thanks for telling me that,it is good.
who the fuck do you think your talking to ? you sound as if you think your above everyone else
who do you think your talking to ? you sound as if you think your above everyone else
holy shit ! obama caused a revolution ?
Obama caused a revolution?
go eat some jello pudding or something u old ass tramp
go eat some jello pudding or something
henry you deserve my sympathy as you are totally unaware of your ignorance .
You deserve my sympathy.
are you that dumb you cant figure it out ?
why can't you figure it out?