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might be surprised if they keep shit up like this . | Might be surprised if they keep this up like this. |
my wife is polish , they have some hot ass women . | my wife is polish , they have some beautiful women |
youre rather eager to excuse really stupid and ignorant behavior . | youre rather eager to excuse your behavior . |
i wish someone would help me make a damn decision already with this kickback and this damn jam session | I wish someone would help me make a decision already with this kickback and this jam session |
i actually my show a little ass crack | I actually my show a little crack |
this exact part of town is where everyone goes to buy there drugs , it is the fucking ghetto . | this exact part of town is where everyone goes to buy there drugs , it is the ghetto |
fly around that shit 72 72 and don 't let anything in or out , water or air . | fly around that 72 72 and don 't let anything in or out , water or air . |
if you ever need help holding shit down this side of the rio grande . | if you ever need help this side of the rio grande . |
i woulda loved rebecca black if she sang a song that did something besides state the fucking obvious | i woulda loved rebecca black if she sang a song that did something besides state the so obviously. |
some sickos on the left are already blaming trump . | Some people on the left are already blaming Trump. |
did you read the fucking article before commenting ? | did you read the article before commenting ? |
suck a dick it was a fluke you said the only thing you didn 't have was the fudge | it was a fluke you said the only thing you didn't have was the fudge |
honouring rob ford would be an egregious example of whitewashing a scumbag politician . | Honoring Rob Ford would be an egregious example of supporting a naive politician. |
it wouldn 't take a fucking year . | It wouldn't take a year |
go take a shower you nasty bitch lol . | Go take a shower. |
this isn 't a fucking business deal . | This isn't a business deal. |
it said under contruction , dick ! | it said under construction. |
wow i never knew this , holy shit . | wow I never knew this |
what an incredibly sexist and mysogenistic and just down right stupid comment . | this comment is unacceptable to many levels. |
he is the governor of my state and he hasn 't really fucked us much . | He is the governor of my state and he hasn 't done anything wrong. |
i kno dats a blower like shit lls | i kno dats a blower |
rt i just dropped the phone on a patient - _ - fuck | rt i just dropped the phone on a patient - _ - |
damn , that is a lot of money | the money is much |
he just b taking to long for the simplest shit | he just b taking to long for the simplest thing |
the fuck ? ! random ass , how was it ? ! ? ! | What?how was it? |
trump chumps like to make up alternative facts . | Trump supporters like to make up alternative facts |
no , fuck term limits above money out of politics . | Term limits above money should not be in politics. |
sorry ass mixtape should be the name ! rt jammin " sorry for the wait " mixtape | sorry bad mixtape should be the name ! rt jammin " sorry for the wait " mixtape |
where is that dick mccallum now i ask ? | where is mccallum now i ask ? |
and the rest of europe does not approve of this shit . | And the rest of Europe does not approve of this. |
my fucking neighbour knocked on my door at 36 36 this morning | My neighbor knocked on my door in the morning. |
oh wait , russia did not pay jack shit to poland . | Oh wait, russia did not pay to poland. |
" why wont the fucking door open ? ! " | Why won't the door open? |
youre rather eager to excuse really stupid and ignorant behavior . | youre rather eager to excuse really meaningless and ignorant behavior |
no but seriously , you need to put down the weed , it makes you say stupid $ t . | No but seriously you need to put down the marijuana it makes you say wrong things |
turns out the harvard study is garbage . | Turns out the harvard study is useless. |
obviously they fucking do not ! in this case they didn 't even do the bare minimum ? | obviously they do not! in this case they didn't even do the bare minimum? |
goodale good at taking orders from fools . | goodale good at taking orders from naives |
jesus fucking christ the comments in this thread are disgraceful . | Oh my god, the comments in this thread are disgraceful. |
lmao that 's a job well fucking done ! | That is a job well done ! |
what u been u 46 wen u gonna be able 46 do shit again ? lbs | what u been u 46 wen u be able 46 do again ? lbs |
just because they 're not some shitty indie band no one has heard of , you don 't like them | Just because they're not some indie band no one has heard of , you don't like them. |
making stupid decisions and destroying canadian jobs . | making bad decisions and destroying canadian jobs . |
did you read the article at all , or are you just another one of the gupta stooges ? | did you read the article at all , or not? |
fuck me you like to tweet ! i 'm still getting a hang of it . | you like to tweet ! i 'm still getting a hang of it . |
wow that is a shit ton of cops behind the mob in oakland | wow that is a ton of cops behind the mob in oakland |
fuck yes google and facebook track you when you are not using their websites . | yes google and facebook track you when you are not using their websites . |
bunch of shit heads , but what is the official response from the church ? | hey guys, but what is the official response from the church |
but i might fuck around n end up w another one lol | But i might joke around n end up w another one lol |
we do perfectly fine without shooting shit up . | we do perfectly fine without shooting things up . |
it 'll be shit tonight anyways ! | It'll be very bad tonight anyways! |
he is the worst mayor we have ever had ! | He is the unsuitable mayor ever! |
dont be a useful idiot . | dont be a useful person. |
great i am a double trash , since i am catholic beside ! | Great I am deemed unfit, since I am Catholic beside! |
so quit hanging around writing dumb comments about the clintons . | so quit hanging around writing comments about the clintons. |
had to scroll down this far to read someone with some fucking sense . | Had to scroll down this far to read a comment with some sense |
not everyone can or will be as dedicated to your fucking shit as you are , so chill out . | Not everyone can or will be as dedicated to him as you are, so relax. |
how about the united states fucking government ? | how about the united states government ? |
i know ! shit , wheree you ? | I know, by the way where you? |
get yall asses up off that damn floor | Go away |
damn , must be global warming again . | must be global warming again . |
this shits actually pretty funny . | this is actually pretty funny . |
don 't trust a fucking word these people say . | Don't trust a word these people say. |
these stupid kids put every driver on that road in danger of being killed , plus trooper . | These kids put every driver in danger |
that 's fucked up , rude , stupid , & unprofessional of her | that 's unprofessional of her |
well i might be going to this fucking wizard movie alone | well i might be going to this wizard movie alone |
it 's fucked up of them to capitalize like this . | Its not right to capitalise. |
yeah fuck school ! fuck it hard | School is unpleasant. |
anytime you hear that you know something fucked up will follow . | anytime you hear that you know something bad will follow . |
syg is a shit law . | syg is a bad law . |
until we fix a broken system the cameras aren 't going to do shit . | Until we fix a broken system the cameras aren't going to work |
it 's a shit part of the sport that every team is guilty of | It's a difficult part of the sport that every team is responsible for. |
why would he need to if he 's holding that big ass gun in his lap ? | Why would he need to, if he is holding that big gun in his lap? |
imma keep all of dem fuck it ! | i will keep all of them |
i fucking will abracadabra bitch ! dont rush me ! ! | Will I use magic , please don't rush me |
holy shit , i 'd be all about that . | i 'd be all about that . |
i will , i fucking promise you steph | I will, I promise you Steph |
shit sounds like a bad acid trip or something | Sounds like an unpleasant trip or something |
at least keep that shit to yourself . | at least keep that to yourself . |
rt up early missing the shit outta my gf - good thing i live with mine | rt up early missing my gf - good thing i live with mine |
it just seems like that place is fucking savage and filthy . | it just seems like that place is not good. |
run for your fucking life . | Run for your life |
unfortunately , until the younger generation actually starts giving a shit , this will continue unabated . | unfortunately , until the younger generation actually starts giving a response , this will continue unabated . |
there you go again with that stupid aloha crp . | There you go again with that talk about aloha |
and yet are strangely silent on shit like the tpp . | and yet are strangely silent on stuff like the tpp. |
too fuckin cute ! ! ! no say sumthin else | So adorable!!! Do not say something else. |
the whole lot of conservatives are a waste of news space , air space and parliament space . | the whole lot of conservatives are a waste of news space , air space and parliament space . |
this is fucked up even for a hate crime . | this is bad even for a hate crime . |
bankers can do whatever the fuck they want , even fly through blockades . | Bankers can do whatever they want, even fly through blockades. |
it 's really a pain in the ass for us | It's really painful for us. |
daily maverick , why do you publish this rubbish ? | Daily maverick why do you publish this bad material |
he 's just a pathetic contrarian son of a bitch . | he 's just a messed up guy. |
hotmail is also on the shit list for not actually working when i 'm on a time limit . | Hotmail is also on the list for not working when I'm on time limit |
me either ! april 13 needs to hurry the fuck up ! | me either ! April 13 needs to hurry. |
lol forreal ? damn thanks for telling me that now smh that 's kool tho | Thanks for telling me that,it is good. |
who the fuck do you think your talking to ? you sound as if you think your above everyone else | who do you think your talking to ? you sound as if you think your above everyone else |
holy shit ! obama caused a revolution ? | Obama caused a revolution? |
go eat some jello pudding or something u old ass tramp | go eat some jello pudding or something |
henry you deserve my sympathy as you are totally unaware of your ignorance . | You deserve my sympathy. |
are you that dumb you cant figure it out ? | why can't you figure it out? |
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