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they will die sooner due to trump being president
they will die due to trump being president
that movie is really fucked up .
This movie is so bad
we aint havin sex so calm the fuck down
We aint havin sex so calm down
there is no excuse for having no ass nothing is more visually appealing to the imagination
There's no excuse for no having nothing more visually appealing to the imagination
how u gne cum to sumbodii else house , & drink dey shit up ?
I find it hard to understand how can one go to someone else's house and drink with them?
very good overturn of a ridiculous jury decision .
generally excellent topple of a crazy jury choice .
i 'm honestly impressed as fuck by obama 's patience .
I'm honestly impressed by Obama's patience.
dude wasn 't complying for shit .
dude wasn't complying for anything
this thread is politically polarized as fuck .
this thread is politically polarized.
* of course i don 't support fucking looting * .
Of course, I don't support looting.
now i have 53 fuck yeah
now i have 53
fox news , those frickin leakers .
Fox news, those leakers.
the world is going to shit long before we run out of oil .
the world is going to end long before we run out of oil .
were his ears always this enormous ? sheen looks like shit
were his ears always this enomours? she doesnt look okay
this shits been on the front page of wikipedia and bbc for a week .
This was on the front page of wikipedia and bbc for a week.
ughh bring me a plate with food to my door step b4 i whoop ur ass ! mr shit talker
Just bring a plate of food to my door step
shit , how much does reddit owe you ?
How much does Reddit own you ?
i dunno shit about cars , but that 's a good - looking set
i dunno anything about cars, but that's good looking set
obviously i 'd also prefer it if both sides would do their fucking jobs .
Obviously I'd also prefer if both sides would do their jobs
what about my fucking children ?
what about my children ?
stop your decisive shit and learn to fit into your adopted society - even if you were born there .
stop it and learn to fit into your adopted society - even if you were born there .
we 're a fucked up species .
we ‘re messed up species.
don 't start no shit , won 't be no shit .
Don't start anything bad , so there would be nothing bad .
people can smoke tobacco without getting cancer , despite shit in it being carcinogenic .
people can smoke tobacco without getting cancer , despite it being carcinogenic .
lmfoalfmao , don 't even try to pull the " y u no " shit on me , bro p
LoL don't even try to pull the you know on me bro.
you can bet your ass i 'm going to see this movie .
I am for sure watching this movie
yep , uk elected these cunts , they deserve everything they get as a result .
yes, uk elected them, they deserve everything they get as a result.
god damn this is the single most underrated fucking aspect of this conflict .
this is the single most underrated aspect of this conflict.
this is fucking annoying now .
this is annoying right now.
i wonder how many dick pics the have been able to amass .
i wonder how many censored pics have been able to amass
can you really maintain more than a vague sadness at this shit ?
Can you really maintain more than a vague sadness at this point?
what 's more he is a dick within a position of power .
What's more he's having power
i couldn 't see it on my tv , they were tellin local shit
i couldn't see it on my tv , they were telling local news
wtf ? that sounds like a weird ass party
That sound like an unusual party
are you fucking kidding me , a facebook - login is required to vote ?
are you kidding me , a facebook - login is required to vote ?
fuck it , im out of here
i am not part of this
this shit come on every week ! they should know how to spell it by now ! lol
this come on every week ! they should know how to spell it by now ! lol
fuck me , i * work * in one .
I work there.
post the names of these four utter dreg of the earth losers .
Post the names of these four people.
i 've got to kick it 's ass and get back to having some fun .
I' ve got to kick it and get back to having some fun
plus , the justice system can be total shit sometimes .
plus , the justice system can be total bad sometimes .
you fucking douchebags make me laugh
you just make me laugh
wow delusional , narcissistic and now paranoid .
wow capricious , narcissistic and presently distrustful
can someone explain to these idiot jurors that the days of free money are over .
can someone explain to these jurors that the days of free money are over.
but are the main ones fucking up
but are the main ones not meeting the requirements too
oh jesus christ , nobody gives a shit about that pointless distinction .
Oh, nobody cares about that distinction.
holy shit , i 'd be all about that .
It would be all about that
golf does not have to happen or be available in the fucking state of california .
Golf does not have to happen or be available in the state of california
rihanna is definitely looking extremely fuckable .
Rihanna is definitely looking extremely beautiful.
plenty of holocaust deniers actually believe the crazy shit they say .
Plenty of Holocaust deniers actually believe the things they say.
not my job then call moms shell order my shit
Not my job, just call Mom, she'll order my things for me.
what kind of fucked up world is this where you need a paper trail of your sexual history ?
Whatkind of world is this where you need a paper trail of your sexual history ?
bettter hurryy uppp ! ! im lighten shit up !
Better hurry up! I'm lighten up
look at the politics of this horrible monster
look at his politics
jeff didn 't say shit about that .
jeff didn 't say about that .
where do people keep getting this shit from ?
where do people keep getting this from ?
people are lucky as fuck to live there .
People are lucky to live there
my leg still hurts like a bitch from when i hit it off the table this weekend lol
My legs still hurts from when it hitted on the table this weekend
the naacp was ready to burn all of her citizenship & send her back on a riverboat .
The NAACP was ready to reject all of her citizenship & send her back on a riverboat
it 's right fucking there in the constitution .
It's right there in the constitution
i was scared as shit but my test must have came out good because i still got my job lol
I was scared but my test must have came out good because I still got my job
shit , how do they digest food without chemistry ?
how do they digest food without chemistry ?
you 've crossed the fucking line .
you 've crossed the line .
idk , that corn syrup shit 's like 17 x as potent as natural sugar .
Idk, that corn syrup is like 17x as potent as natural sugar.
i 'm like super twitchy & shit lol
i'm like super twitchy lol
dont play dumb , jay edward !
Don’t pretend, jay edward!
well if you find out lemme know , i just might get off my ass and come through lls
well,if you find out let me know,I might get off and come through.
yes , they are dicks , but i am on the side of free speech .
Yes, they are not good, but I am on the side of free speech.
fuckin' rebellious ! i like your style
Totally rebellious! I like your style!
instead of a centrally run economy in which everyone except the political elite is shit poor see soviet union .
instead of a centrally run economy in which everyone except the political elite is poor see soviet union
shit my balls just droped ah he threw me against the wall
I'm afraid he threw me against the wall
for those days i got shit to do , just a happier commute .
for those days i got thing to do , just a happier commute .
she b makin up words n shit tho
She be making up words tho
what does the fucking federal government have to do with keeping stupid consultants traveling from getting confused ?
what does the government have to do with keeping consultants traveling from getting confused ?
well put a fuckin' coat on , son .
put a coat on,son
why in the fuck do we need machines anyway ?
why do we need machines anyway ?
yeeeh , i was like , shower ? fuck yes
Yes I took a shower.
then do something that adds value to the wold like shoveling shit or stripping .
Then do something that adds value to the world like shovelling or stripping.
i see that , but the rest of the video is just shit as well .
i see that, but the rest of the video is just horrible as well
sometimes , it 's a bitch to be a woman in this world .
sometimes, it's hard to be a woman in this world.
lol i took no parts , but that shit was a trend up here back in the day .
lol i took no parts , but that thing was a trend up here back in the day .
they 're prawns , you fucking pleb .
they 're prawns.
prepare for awhip out of your favorite pant suited bitch !
Prepare for a whip out ofnyour favorite pant suit.
shit can be repealed no question .
things can be repealed no question .
bitch ! i want kiwi spoon !
I want kiwi spoon!
what the fuck am i saying
What am I saying
i love you ! but damn nigga you make me wanna cheat sometimes " aint that the truth !
i love you ! but you make me wanna cheat sometimes " is it not that the truth !
it 's a popular vote and he can 't do shit if 32 percent vote for it .
It's a popular vote and he can't do it if 32 percent vote for it .
bitch i do ! there is no reason a person with a vagina should txt me good morning
I know! There is no reason a girl should text me good morning.
agreed , who gives a shit what amazon bans ?
agreed , who cares about what amazon bans?
rt amber rose is easily one of the most overrated bitches of all time .
Amber rose is easily one of the most overrated actress of all time.
or that hate murderer he say get the death penaulty ?
or that hate murderer he says get the death penalty?
it 's not " a fucking island " .
it 's not " an island " .
this is totally sick and perverted behavior by one and all who commit this type of behavior .
this is not good for those of this kind of behaviour
its not like i called him an ass hat or something .
I didn't call him anything bad.
who cares because minimum wage raised ! their qualifications mean fuck all now .
who cares because minimum wage raised ! their qualifications mean no one qualify now .
yes ! it was fucking amazing ! <3 <3
yes ! it was amazing ! <3 <3
lls , that shit dnt wrk for me !
IIs, that does not work for me.
your embrace of white supremacy and racebait brand of politics are unbelievable .
your embrace of white supremacy and race related politics are unbelievable
yes bitch i clearly asked have you heard him b4
yes I clearly asked have you heard him before