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they will die sooner due to trump being president
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they will die due to trump being president
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that movie is really fucked up .
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This movie is so bad
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we aint havin sex so calm the fuck down
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We aint havin sex so calm down
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there is no excuse for having no ass nothing is more visually appealing to the imagination
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There's no excuse for no having nothing more visually appealing to the imagination
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how u gne cum to sumbodii else house , & drink dey shit up ?
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I find it hard to understand how can one go to someone else's house and drink with them?
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very good overturn of a ridiculous jury decision .
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generally excellent topple of a crazy jury choice .
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i 'm honestly impressed as fuck by obama 's patience .
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I'm honestly impressed by Obama's patience.
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dude wasn 't complying for shit .
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dude wasn't complying for anything
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this thread is politically polarized as fuck .
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this thread is politically polarized.
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* of course i don 't support fucking looting * .
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Of course, I don't support looting.
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now i have 53 fuck yeah
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now i have 53
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fox news , those frickin leakers .
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Fox news, those leakers.
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the world is going to shit long before we run out of oil .
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the world is going to end long before we run out of oil .
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were his ears always this enormous ? sheen looks like shit
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were his ears always this enomours? she doesnt look okay
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this shits been on the front page of wikipedia and bbc for a week .
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This was on the front page of wikipedia and bbc for a week.
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ughh bring me a plate with food to my door step b4 i whoop ur ass ! mr shit talker
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Just bring a plate of food to my door step
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shit , how much does reddit owe you ?
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How much does Reddit own you ?
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i dunno shit about cars , but that 's a good - looking set
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i dunno anything about cars, but that's good looking set
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obviously i 'd also prefer it if both sides would do their fucking jobs .
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Obviously I'd also prefer if both sides would do their jobs
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what about my fucking children ?
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what about my children ?
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stop your decisive shit and learn to fit into your adopted society - even if you were born there .
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stop it and learn to fit into your adopted society - even if you were born there .
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we 're a fucked up species .
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we ‘re messed up species.
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don 't start no shit , won 't be no shit .
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Don't start anything bad , so there would be nothing bad .
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people can smoke tobacco without getting cancer , despite shit in it being carcinogenic .
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people can smoke tobacco without getting cancer , despite it being carcinogenic .
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lmfoalfmao , don 't even try to pull the " y u no " shit on me , bro p
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LoL don't even try to pull the you know on me bro.
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you can bet your ass i 'm going to see this movie .
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I am for sure watching this movie
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yep , uk elected these cunts , they deserve everything they get as a result .
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yes, uk elected them, they deserve everything they get as a result.
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god damn this is the single most underrated fucking aspect of this conflict .
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this is the single most underrated aspect of this conflict.
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this is fucking annoying now .
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this is annoying right now.
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i wonder how many dick pics the have been able to amass .
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i wonder how many censored pics have been able to amass
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can you really maintain more than a vague sadness at this shit ?
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Can you really maintain more than a vague sadness at this point?
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what 's more he is a dick within a position of power .
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What's more he's having power
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i couldn 't see it on my tv , they were tellin local shit
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i couldn't see it on my tv , they were telling local news
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wtf ? that sounds like a weird ass party
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That sound like an unusual party
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are you fucking kidding me , a facebook - login is required to vote ?
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are you kidding me , a facebook - login is required to vote ?
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fuck it , im out of here
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i am not part of this
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this shit come on every week ! they should know how to spell it by now ! lol
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this come on every week ! they should know how to spell it by now ! lol
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fuck me , i * work * in one .
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I work there.
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post the names of these four utter dreg of the earth losers .
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Post the names of these four people.
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i 've got to kick it 's ass and get back to having some fun .
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I' ve got to kick it and get back to having some fun
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plus , the justice system can be total shit sometimes .
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plus , the justice system can be total bad sometimes .
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you fucking douchebags make me laugh
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you just make me laugh
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wow delusional , narcissistic and now paranoid .
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wow capricious , narcissistic and presently distrustful
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can someone explain to these idiot jurors that the days of free money are over .
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can someone explain to these jurors that the days of free money are over.
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but are the main ones fucking up
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but are the main ones not meeting the requirements too
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oh jesus christ , nobody gives a shit about that pointless distinction .
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Oh, nobody cares about that distinction.
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holy shit , i 'd be all about that .
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It would be all about that
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golf does not have to happen or be available in the fucking state of california .
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Golf does not have to happen or be available in the state of california
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rihanna is definitely looking extremely fuckable .
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Rihanna is definitely looking extremely beautiful.
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plenty of holocaust deniers actually believe the crazy shit they say .
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Plenty of Holocaust deniers actually believe the things they say.
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not my job then call moms shell order my shit
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Not my job, just call Mom, she'll order my things for me.
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what kind of fucked up world is this where you need a paper trail of your sexual history ?
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Whatkind of world is this where you need a paper trail of your sexual history ?
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bettter hurryy uppp ! ! im lighten shit up !
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Better hurry up! I'm lighten up
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look at the politics of this horrible monster
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look at his politics
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jeff didn 't say shit about that .
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jeff didn 't say about that .
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where do people keep getting this shit from ?
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where do people keep getting this from ?
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people are lucky as fuck to live there .
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People are lucky to live there
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my leg still hurts like a bitch from when i hit it off the table this weekend lol
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My legs still hurts from when it hitted on the table this weekend
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the naacp was ready to burn all of her citizenship & send her back on a riverboat .
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The NAACP was ready to reject all of her citizenship & send her back on a riverboat
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it 's right fucking there in the constitution .
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It's right there in the constitution
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i was scared as shit but my test must have came out good because i still got my job lol
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I was scared but my test must have came out good because I still got my job
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shit , how do they digest food without chemistry ?
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how do they digest food without chemistry ?
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you 've crossed the fucking line .
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you 've crossed the line .
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idk , that corn syrup shit 's like 17 x as potent as natural sugar .
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Idk, that corn syrup is like 17x as potent as natural sugar.
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i 'm like super twitchy & shit lol
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i'm like super twitchy lol
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dont play dumb , jay edward !
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Don’t pretend, jay edward!
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well if you find out lemme know , i just might get off my ass and come through lls
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well,if you find out let me know,I might get off and come through.
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yes , they are dicks , but i am on the side of free speech .
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Yes, they are not good, but I am on the side of free speech.
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fuckin' rebellious ! i like your style
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Totally rebellious! I like your style!
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instead of a centrally run economy in which everyone except the political elite is shit poor see soviet union .
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instead of a centrally run economy in which everyone except the political elite is poor see soviet union
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shit my balls just droped ah he threw me against the wall
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I'm afraid he threw me against the wall
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for those days i got shit to do , just a happier commute .
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for those days i got thing to do , just a happier commute .
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she b makin up words n shit tho
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She be making up words tho
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what does the fucking federal government have to do with keeping stupid consultants traveling from getting confused ?
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what does the government have to do with keeping consultants traveling from getting confused ?
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well put a fuckin' coat on , son .
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put a coat on,son
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why in the fuck do we need machines anyway ?
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why do we need machines anyway ?
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yeeeh , i was like , shower ? fuck yes
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Yes I took a shower.
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then do something that adds value to the wold like shoveling shit or stripping .
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Then do something that adds value to the world like shovelling or stripping.
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i see that , but the rest of the video is just shit as well .
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i see that, but the rest of the video is just horrible as well
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sometimes , it 's a bitch to be a woman in this world .
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sometimes, it's hard to be a woman in this world.
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lol i took no parts , but that shit was a trend up here back in the day .
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lol i took no parts , but that thing was a trend up here back in the day .
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they 're prawns , you fucking pleb .
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they 're prawns.
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prepare for awhip out of your favorite pant suited bitch !
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Prepare for a whip out ofnyour favorite pant suit.
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shit can be repealed no question .
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things can be repealed no question .
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bitch ! i want kiwi spoon !
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I want kiwi spoon!
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what the fuck am i saying
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What am I saying
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i love you ! but damn nigga you make me wanna cheat sometimes " aint that the truth !
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i love you ! but you make me wanna cheat sometimes " is it not that the truth !
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it 's a popular vote and he can 't do shit if 32 percent vote for it .
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It's a popular vote and he can't do it if 32 percent vote for it .
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bitch i do ! there is no reason a person with a vagina should txt me good morning
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I know! There is no reason a girl should text me good morning.
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agreed , who gives a shit what amazon bans ?
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agreed , who cares about what amazon bans?
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rt amber rose is easily one of the most overrated bitches of all time .
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Amber rose is easily one of the most overrated actress of all time.
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or that hate murderer he say get the death penaulty ?
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or that hate murderer he says get the death penalty?
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it 's not " a fucking island " .
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it 's not " an island " .
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this is totally sick and perverted behavior by one and all who commit this type of behavior .
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this is not good for those of this kind of behaviour
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its not like i called him an ass hat or something .
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I didn't call him anything bad.
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who cares because minimum wage raised ! their qualifications mean fuck all now .
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who cares because minimum wage raised ! their qualifications mean no one qualify now .
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yes ! it was fucking amazing ! <3 <3
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yes ! it was amazing ! <3 <3
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lls , that shit dnt wrk for me !
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IIs, that does not work for me.
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your embrace of white supremacy and racebait brand of politics are unbelievable .
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your embrace of white supremacy and race related politics are unbelievable
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yes bitch i clearly asked have you heard him b4
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yes I clearly asked have you heard him before
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