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they will die sooner due to trump being president | they will die due to trump being president |
that movie is really fucked up . | This movie is so bad |
we aint havin sex so calm the fuck down | We aint havin sex so calm down |
there is no excuse for having no ass nothing is more visually appealing to the imagination | There's no excuse for no having nothing more visually appealing to the imagination |
how u gne cum to sumbodii else house , & drink dey shit up ? | I find it hard to understand how can one go to someone else's house and drink with them? |
very good overturn of a ridiculous jury decision . | generally excellent topple of a crazy jury choice . |
i 'm honestly impressed as fuck by obama 's patience . | I'm honestly impressed by Obama's patience. |
dude wasn 't complying for shit . | dude wasn't complying for anything |
this thread is politically polarized as fuck . | this thread is politically polarized. |
* of course i don 't support fucking looting * . | Of course, I don't support looting. |
now i have 53 fuck yeah | now i have 53 |
fox news , those frickin leakers . | Fox news, those leakers. |
the world is going to shit long before we run out of oil . | the world is going to end long before we run out of oil . |
were his ears always this enormous ? sheen looks like shit | were his ears always this enomours? she doesnt look okay |
this shits been on the front page of wikipedia and bbc for a week . | This was on the front page of wikipedia and bbc for a week. |
ughh bring me a plate with food to my door step b4 i whoop ur ass ! mr shit talker | Just bring a plate of food to my door step |
shit , how much does reddit owe you ? | How much does Reddit own you ? |
i dunno shit about cars , but that 's a good - looking set | i dunno anything about cars, but that's good looking set |
obviously i 'd also prefer it if both sides would do their fucking jobs . | Obviously I'd also prefer if both sides would do their jobs |
what about my fucking children ? | what about my children ? |
stop your decisive shit and learn to fit into your adopted society - even if you were born there . | stop it and learn to fit into your adopted society - even if you were born there . |
we 're a fucked up species . | we ‘re messed up species. |
don 't start no shit , won 't be no shit . | Don't start anything bad , so there would be nothing bad . |
people can smoke tobacco without getting cancer , despite shit in it being carcinogenic . | people can smoke tobacco without getting cancer , despite it being carcinogenic . |
lmfoalfmao , don 't even try to pull the " y u no " shit on me , bro p | LoL don't even try to pull the you know on me bro. |
you can bet your ass i 'm going to see this movie . | I am for sure watching this movie |
yep , uk elected these cunts , they deserve everything they get as a result . | yes, uk elected them, they deserve everything they get as a result. |
god damn this is the single most underrated fucking aspect of this conflict . | this is the single most underrated aspect of this conflict. |
this is fucking annoying now . | this is annoying right now. |
i wonder how many dick pics the have been able to amass . | i wonder how many censored pics have been able to amass |
can you really maintain more than a vague sadness at this shit ? | Can you really maintain more than a vague sadness at this point? |
what 's more he is a dick within a position of power . | What's more he's having power |
i couldn 't see it on my tv , they were tellin local shit | i couldn't see it on my tv , they were telling local news |
wtf ? that sounds like a weird ass party | That sound like an unusual party |
are you fucking kidding me , a facebook - login is required to vote ? | are you kidding me , a facebook - login is required to vote ? |
fuck it , im out of here | i am not part of this |
this shit come on every week ! they should know how to spell it by now ! lol | this come on every week ! they should know how to spell it by now ! lol |
fuck me , i * work * in one . | I work there. |
post the names of these four utter dreg of the earth losers . | Post the names of these four people. |
i 've got to kick it 's ass and get back to having some fun . | I' ve got to kick it and get back to having some fun |
plus , the justice system can be total shit sometimes . | plus , the justice system can be total bad sometimes . |
you fucking douchebags make me laugh | you just make me laugh |
wow delusional , narcissistic and now paranoid . | wow capricious , narcissistic and presently distrustful |
can someone explain to these idiot jurors that the days of free money are over . | can someone explain to these jurors that the days of free money are over. |
but are the main ones fucking up | but are the main ones not meeting the requirements too |
oh jesus christ , nobody gives a shit about that pointless distinction . | Oh, nobody cares about that distinction. |
holy shit , i 'd be all about that . | It would be all about that |
golf does not have to happen or be available in the fucking state of california . | Golf does not have to happen or be available in the state of california |
rihanna is definitely looking extremely fuckable . | Rihanna is definitely looking extremely beautiful. |
plenty of holocaust deniers actually believe the crazy shit they say . | Plenty of Holocaust deniers actually believe the things they say. |
not my job then call moms shell order my shit | Not my job, just call Mom, she'll order my things for me. |
what kind of fucked up world is this where you need a paper trail of your sexual history ? | Whatkind of world is this where you need a paper trail of your sexual history ? |
bettter hurryy uppp ! ! im lighten shit up ! | Better hurry up! I'm lighten up |
look at the politics of this horrible monster | look at his politics |
jeff didn 't say shit about that . | jeff didn 't say about that . |
where do people keep getting this shit from ? | where do people keep getting this from ? |
people are lucky as fuck to live there . | People are lucky to live there |
my leg still hurts like a bitch from when i hit it off the table this weekend lol | My legs still hurts from when it hitted on the table this weekend |
the naacp was ready to burn all of her citizenship & send her back on a riverboat . | The NAACP was ready to reject all of her citizenship & send her back on a riverboat |
it 's right fucking there in the constitution . | It's right there in the constitution |
i was scared as shit but my test must have came out good because i still got my job lol | I was scared but my test must have came out good because I still got my job |
shit , how do they digest food without chemistry ? | how do they digest food without chemistry ? |
you 've crossed the fucking line . | you 've crossed the line . |
idk , that corn syrup shit 's like 17 x as potent as natural sugar . | Idk, that corn syrup is like 17x as potent as natural sugar. |
i 'm like super twitchy & shit lol | i'm like super twitchy lol |
dont play dumb , jay edward ! | Don’t pretend, jay edward! |
well if you find out lemme know , i just might get off my ass and come through lls | well,if you find out let me know,I might get off and come through. |
yes , they are dicks , but i am on the side of free speech . | Yes, they are not good, but I am on the side of free speech. |
fuckin' rebellious ! i like your style | Totally rebellious! I like your style! |
instead of a centrally run economy in which everyone except the political elite is shit poor see soviet union . | instead of a centrally run economy in which everyone except the political elite is poor see soviet union |
shit my balls just droped ah he threw me against the wall | I'm afraid he threw me against the wall |
for those days i got shit to do , just a happier commute . | for those days i got thing to do , just a happier commute . |
she b makin up words n shit tho | She be making up words tho |
what does the fucking federal government have to do with keeping stupid consultants traveling from getting confused ? | what does the government have to do with keeping consultants traveling from getting confused ? |
well put a fuckin' coat on , son . | put a coat on,son |
why in the fuck do we need machines anyway ? | why do we need machines anyway ? |
yeeeh , i was like , shower ? fuck yes | Yes I took a shower. |
then do something that adds value to the wold like shoveling shit or stripping . | Then do something that adds value to the world like shovelling or stripping. |
i see that , but the rest of the video is just shit as well . | i see that, but the rest of the video is just horrible as well |
sometimes , it 's a bitch to be a woman in this world . | sometimes, it's hard to be a woman in this world. |
lol i took no parts , but that shit was a trend up here back in the day . | lol i took no parts , but that thing was a trend up here back in the day . |
they 're prawns , you fucking pleb . | they 're prawns. |
prepare for awhip out of your favorite pant suited bitch ! | Prepare for a whip out ofnyour favorite pant suit. |
shit can be repealed no question . | things can be repealed no question . |
bitch ! i want kiwi spoon ! | I want kiwi spoon! |
what the fuck am i saying | What am I saying |
i love you ! but damn nigga you make me wanna cheat sometimes " aint that the truth ! | i love you ! but you make me wanna cheat sometimes " is it not that the truth ! |
it 's a popular vote and he can 't do shit if 32 percent vote for it . | It's a popular vote and he can't do it if 32 percent vote for it . |
bitch i do ! there is no reason a person with a vagina should txt me good morning | I know! There is no reason a girl should text me good morning. |
agreed , who gives a shit what amazon bans ? | agreed , who cares about what amazon bans? |
rt amber rose is easily one of the most overrated bitches of all time . | Amber rose is easily one of the most overrated actress of all time. |
or that hate murderer he say get the death penaulty ? | or that hate murderer he says get the death penalty? |
it 's not " a fucking island " . | it 's not " an island " . |
this is totally sick and perverted behavior by one and all who commit this type of behavior . | this is not good for those of this kind of behaviour |
its not like i called him an ass hat or something . | I didn't call him anything bad. |
who cares because minimum wage raised ! their qualifications mean fuck all now . | who cares because minimum wage raised ! their qualifications mean no one qualify now . |
yes ! it was fucking amazing ! <3 <3 | yes ! it was amazing ! <3 <3 |
lls , that shit dnt wrk for me ! | IIs, that does not work for me. |
your embrace of white supremacy and racebait brand of politics are unbelievable . | your embrace of white supremacy and race related politics are unbelievable |
yes bitch i clearly asked have you heard him b4 | yes I clearly asked have you heard him before |
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