bayes-group-diffusion/paradetox · Datasets at Hugging Face

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fucking scholarly wit , you are .	You are witty.
yes ! so fucking annoying ! now i can 't have sex for 56 months like wtf ! lol .	Yes! It is annoying! Now I cannot have sex for 56 months like what! Laughing out loud.
doesn 't that bite you in the ass later ?	doesnt that bite you later
the willfully ignorant and obtuse .	The willfully not enlightened.
fuck you mean ! you not eating well	what you mean ! you not eating well
barry soetoro has acted with stupidity and malice for almost eight years now .	Barry soetoro has acted with naivity and wrongful intention for almost eight years now.
he also commented , you cant legislate stupid .	he also commented , you cant legislate
bitch you had me analyzing every damn song that came on at work today	you had me analyzing every song that came on at work today
i was having a nice sunday afternoon and then i read that shit ?	I was having a nice Sunday afternoon and then I read that
" he 's about to enter the shit - tornado to oz	He's about to enter- tornado to oz
wow , that article was absolute shit .	Wow, that article was absolute useless
rt these white girls ozen playing damn near cold	rt these white girls ozen playing near cold
pigs are just so gross to begin with .	Pigs are just appalling
u want to tackle na then come on show me what u got bastard .	u want to tackle na then come on show me what u got .
lazy shit i woke up at 30 haha xxxxxxx	i woke up at 30 haha xxxxxxx
make sure i continue to get fucked at all stages of my career	make sure i continue to get at all stages of my career
u know you owe me a fuck right ?	u know you owe me right
i don 't give a shit about you	I don't care about you.
yeah now , that yo ass got the rejection treatment	Yeah now , that you got the rejection treatment
how in the fuck do they know what a mountain finds disrespectful ?	how in the world do they know what a mountain finds disrespectful ?
it 's not the dick they fighting over	it 's not what they fighting over
why do they fucking care who buys drugs	Why do they care who buys drugs
sitting in the rain , fucking buses	Sitting in the rain, the busses
ergh - _ - they 're fucking up my hard work haha	Ergh ... They don't recognize my working hard.
you can tell he just put some shit out	You can tell he just put it out
hes like a damn juvenile say , bill clinton said far worse .	He is like a child Bill Clinton said far worse
fuck politics man , we need real mother fuckers in power not these phony puppets that are bought .	Oh, we need real and honest people in power, not these puppet politicians.
it 's ok , they completely fucked themselves a long time ago .	it's ok, they completely messed up themselves a long time ago.
yes ! im in fuckin pain	I am in so much pain
" in spite of having no prior history of long distance running " what the fuck	In spite of having no prior history of long distance running.
fuck it , i 'll tell em to raise the price if thats wachu want	I will tell them to raise the price ,if that is what you want
the trump supporters are too stupid to understand this .	Trump supporters cannot understand this
that shit always won me over .	that always won me over .
just saying it publicly will make conservatives flip their shit	just saying it publicly will make conservatives change
it worked but it 's talkin bout some other shit i ain 't fuckin wit it so fuck it	It worked but it is talking bout some other I ain't with it.
, but bitch i needa that smoke break	but i needa that smoke break
are coming and pretending to be elf and claiming what he said was the best shit he ever spoke	are coming and pretending to be elf and claiming what he said was the best thing he ever spoke
i need to fucking see harry potter	i need to see harry potter
look at the fuckin nose on this guy	This guy' nose is not looks good .
trump : im an incompetent buffoon .	trump: I'm an incompetent person.
write your sens and reps , enable competition to take the stupidity out of this .	Write your sentences and replies, enable competition to take out of this
give the crap out in single doses at the injection sites .	Give all of it in single doses at the injection sites.
day pole shit was tuff ! !	the day has been messed up
i be bored as fuck ! you ? ! ^ _ ^	I be bored! you?!
shit i would watch it when i get home but damnit i gotta b back up there at 83	i would watch it when i get home but i gotta be back up there at 8:30
i could be totally fucking wrong though .	i could be totally wrong though .
read the sign : report these losers .	read the sign : report these people.
the man who will now ( i hope ) ban the cnn idiots from the wh press room .	The man who will now hopefully ban the CNN journalists from the wh press room
" hey look everyone is eating 31 meals a day , oh shit its from mcdonalds	" hey look everyone is eating 31 meals a day , oh no its from mcdonalds
my ride is a white lesbian named becky lol and were picking up 36 other bitches	My girl is a white lesbian named becky lol and we're picking up 36 other girls
the guy is a fucking murderer .	The guy is a murderer
the police dont have time for this crap .	The police have no time for this.
i fucking miss spotlight like burning	i miss spotlight like burning
fuck that i was going to	i was going to
he creates a shit load of hate and drama on twitter by hating people like one direction	he creates a load of hate and drama on twitter by hating people like one direction
just tell me how old u are you ass hole	Just tell me how old you are
fuck android , i got that whack phone droid phone under my bed !	I don't like android
what the hell are you doing ?	What are you doing?
its like you fucks dont even try anymore .	its like you dont even try anymore.
i 'll kick you out and replace you !	I will replace you
i bust my ass at work everyday , and these brokies out here are the ones living it upp smh	I work hard everyday and other people are the ones living it up.
actually , we 've got some similar shit going down in wisconsin .	actually, we've got some similar thing going down in Wisconsin.
oh crap , it 's deadmaus in the fucking nyan cat ferrari .	Omg, it's him in the Ferrari.
china needs a swift kick up the butt and to stop stealing from the west .	China needs to be punished and to stop stealing from the West.
reading and leeds looks shit this year , you should all go to long division instead	Reading and Leeds look terrible this year, you should all go to long division instead
like i said , not a problem , we 've got this spying shit on lockdown .	like i said ,not a problem , weve got this spying stuff on lockdown
bro , you are from fucking michigan .	bro, you are from michigan
there 's worse shit than that going on .	there 's worse thing than that going on .
fuck you for not doing anything about it .	I don't like you for not doing anything about it
my roomate is a pain in my ass and my ears .	My roommate is a bother.
her point was the sponsors of thein washington are a bunch of crude , crass , vile individuals .	Her point was the sponsors of thein Washington are very ignorant people
be a lying crook and get rewarded ( insert mulroneys picture ) .	Be a bad and get rewarded (insert mulroneys picture).
this isn 't news , it 's fucking common sense .	This isn't news , it's common sense
fierce bitches only , of course .	fierce bad girls only , of course
this clown hopes to cash in on trumps hatred and incompetence .	This joker hope to cash in on trums hatred and incompetence.
skype is being a bitch	skype is boring
lmfao , he is too grown for his shit to be that small ! ! !	Lol he is too grown gor his thing to be that small
fuck the united states ! yay !	i don't care about the united states! yay!
dont matter we both do the same shit to eachother ahah	dont matter we both do the same thing to eachother ahah
holy shit that was awesome .	that was awesome.
on some john hughes shit .	on some john hughes
nz aint going to do shit about it .	Nz will not do anything about it.
that is the most pathetic excuse for an economics lecture ive ever heard .	That is a bad excuse from an economics lecturer
how the fuck did i miss that story ? !	how did i miss that story ? !
he changed ! okay ! he did , we all know it ! so please shut the fuck up !	We all know he changed and he did, so please don't say it
how did ontarios hydro file work out from these clowns ? .	how did ontarios hydro file work out from these clowns ? .
thats a good buzz word to get shit done .	That's a good buzz word to get things done.
they sure as shit do ?	are they sure of what they do
just retweeted herself , she is so fucking cool ! gosh !	just retweeted herself , she is so cool ! gosh !
that 's just so fucking rude .	that 's just so rude .
proper hobo barrel fires to keep warm and shit when i was there	proper hobo barrel fires to keep warm when i was there
lol they gon be like " woman just order some damn coffee ! " lol	lol they gon be like " woman just order some coffee ! " lol
you don 't fuck with me or something like that	You don't mess with me or something like that.
nobody fucking understand wtf im saying ! they acting like its cool	nobody understand what im saying ! they acting like its cool
who the fuck loots a family dollar ?	who loots a family dollar ?
where tha fuck dis rain kome frm	where dis thia rain come from?
surprisingly none of that shit is going on .	surprisingly none of that is going on .
he can run but that loud mouth ranting lunatic cant hide .	He can run but cant hide
i was in middleschool when i played u now i 'm in highschool grown as shit	i was in middleschool when i played u now i 'm in highschool grown alot
holy shit that would be a ticket for the ages .	That would be a ticket for the ages.

fucking scholarly wit , you are .

You are witty.

yes ! so fucking annoying ! now i can 't have sex for 56 months like wtf ! lol .

Yes! It is annoying! Now I cannot have sex for 56 months like what! Laughing out loud.

doesn 't that bite you in the ass later ?

doesnt that bite you later

the willfully ignorant and obtuse .

The willfully not enlightened.

fuck you mean ! you not eating well

what you mean ! you not eating well

barry soetoro has acted with stupidity and malice for almost eight years now .

Barry soetoro has acted with naivity and wrongful intention for almost eight years now.

he also commented , you cant legislate stupid .

he also commented , you cant legislate

bitch you had me analyzing every damn song that came on at work today

you had me analyzing every song that came on at work today

i was having a nice sunday afternoon and then i read that shit ?

I was having a nice Sunday afternoon and then I read that

" he 's about to enter the shit - tornado to oz

He's about to enter- tornado to oz

wow , that article was absolute shit .

Wow, that article was absolute useless

rt these white girls ozen playing damn near cold

rt these white girls ozen playing near cold

pigs are just so gross to begin with .

Pigs are just appalling

u want to tackle na then come on show me what u got bastard .

u want to tackle na then come on show me what u got .

lazy shit i woke up at 30 haha xxxxxxx

i woke up at 30 haha xxxxxxx

make sure i continue to get fucked at all stages of my career

make sure i continue to get at all stages of my career

u know you owe me a fuck right ?

u know you owe me right

i don 't give a shit about you

I don't care about you.

yeah now , that yo ass got the rejection treatment

Yeah now , that you got the rejection treatment

how in the fuck do they know what a mountain finds disrespectful ?

how in the world do they know what a mountain finds disrespectful ?

it 's not the dick they fighting over

it 's not what they fighting over

why do they fucking care who buys drugs

Why do they care who buys drugs

sitting in the rain , fucking buses

Sitting in the rain, the busses

ergh - _ - they 're fucking up my hard work haha

Ergh ... They don't recognize my working hard.

you can tell he just put some shit out

You can tell he just put it out

hes like a damn juvenile say , bill clinton said far worse .

He is like a child Bill Clinton said far worse

fuck politics man , we need real mother fuckers in power not these phony puppets that are bought .

Oh, we need real and honest people in power, not these puppet politicians.

it 's ok , they completely fucked themselves a long time ago .

it's ok, they completely messed up themselves a long time ago.

yes ! im in fuckin pain

I am in so much pain

" in spite of having no prior history of long distance running " what the fuck

In spite of having no prior history of long distance running.

fuck it , i 'll tell em to raise the price if thats wachu want

I will tell them to raise the price ,if that is what you want

the trump supporters are too stupid to understand this .

Trump supporters cannot understand this

that shit always won me over .

that always won me over .

just saying it publicly will make conservatives flip their shit

just saying it publicly will make conservatives change

it worked but it 's talkin bout some other shit i ain 't fuckin wit it so fuck it

It worked but it is talking bout some other I ain't with it.

, but bitch i needa that smoke break

but i needa that smoke break

are coming and pretending to be elf and claiming what he said was the best shit he ever spoke

are coming and pretending to be elf and claiming what he said was the best thing he ever spoke

i need to fucking see harry potter

i need to see harry potter

look at the fuckin nose on this guy

This guy' nose is not looks good .

trump : im an incompetent buffoon .

trump: I'm an incompetent person.

write your sens and reps , enable competition to take the stupidity out of this .

Write your sentences and replies, enable competition to take out of this

give the crap out in single doses at the injection sites .

Give all of it in single doses at the injection sites.

day pole shit was tuff ! !

the day has been messed up

i be bored as fuck ! you ? ! ^ _ ^

I be bored! you?!

shit i would watch it when i get home but damnit i gotta b back up there at 83

i would watch it when i get home but i gotta be back up there at 8:30

i could be totally fucking wrong though .

i could be totally wrong though .

read the sign : report these losers .

read the sign : report these people.

the man who will now ( i hope ) ban the cnn idiots from the wh press room .

The man who will now hopefully ban the CNN journalists from the wh press room

" hey look everyone is eating 31 meals a day , oh shit its from mcdonalds

" hey look everyone is eating 31 meals a day , oh no its from mcdonalds

my ride is a white lesbian named becky lol and were picking up 36 other bitches

My girl is a white lesbian named becky lol and we're picking up 36 other girls

the guy is a fucking murderer .

The guy is a murderer

the police dont have time for this crap .

The police have no time for this.

i fucking miss spotlight like burning

i miss spotlight like burning

fuck that i was going to

i was going to

he creates a shit load of hate and drama on twitter by hating people like one direction

he creates a load of hate and drama on twitter by hating people like one direction

just tell me how old u are you ass hole

Just tell me how old you are

fuck android , i got that whack phone droid phone under my bed !

I don't like android

what the hell are you doing ?

What are you doing?

its like you fucks dont even try anymore .

its like you dont even try anymore.

i 'll kick you out and replace you !

I will replace you

i bust my ass at work everyday , and these brokies out here are the ones living it upp smh

I work hard everyday and other people are the ones living it up.

actually , we 've got some similar shit going down in wisconsin .

actually, we've got some similar thing going down in Wisconsin.

oh crap , it 's deadmaus in the fucking nyan cat ferrari .

Omg, it's him in the Ferrari.

china needs a swift kick up the butt and to stop stealing from the west .

China needs to be punished and to stop stealing from the West.

reading and leeds looks shit this year , you should all go to long division instead

Reading and Leeds look terrible this year, you should all go to long division instead

like i said , not a problem , we 've got this spying shit on lockdown .

like i said ,not a problem , weve got this spying stuff on lockdown

bro , you are from fucking michigan .

bro, you are from michigan

there 's worse shit than that going on .

there 's worse thing than that going on .

fuck you for not doing anything about it .

I don't like you for not doing anything about it

my roomate is a pain in my ass and my ears .

My roommate is a bother.

her point was the sponsors of thein washington are a bunch of crude , crass , vile individuals .

Her point was the sponsors of thein Washington are very ignorant people

be a lying crook and get rewarded ( insert mulroneys picture ) .

Be a bad and get rewarded (insert mulroneys picture).

this isn 't news , it 's fucking common sense .

This isn't news , it's common sense

fierce bitches only , of course .

fierce bad girls only , of course

this clown hopes to cash in on trumps hatred and incompetence .

This joker hope to cash in on trums hatred and incompetence.

skype is being a bitch

skype is boring

lmfao , he is too grown for his shit to be that small ! ! !

Lol he is too grown gor his thing to be that small

fuck the united states ! yay !

i don't care about the united states! yay!

dont matter we both do the same shit to eachother ahah

dont matter we both do the same thing to eachother ahah

holy shit that was awesome .

that was awesome.

on some john hughes shit .

on some john hughes

nz aint going to do shit about it .

Nz will not do anything about it.

that is the most pathetic excuse for an economics lecture ive ever heard .

That is a bad excuse from an economics lecturer

how the fuck did i miss that story ? !

how did i miss that story ? !

he changed ! okay ! he did , we all know it ! so please shut the fuck up !

We all know he changed and he did, so please don't say it

how did ontarios hydro file work out from these clowns ? .

thats a good buzz word to get shit done .

That's a good buzz word to get things done.

they sure as shit do ?

are they sure of what they do

just retweeted herself , she is so fucking cool ! gosh !

just retweeted herself , she is so cool ! gosh !

that 's just so fucking rude .

that 's just so rude .

proper hobo barrel fires to keep warm and shit when i was there

proper hobo barrel fires to keep warm when i was there

lol they gon be like " woman just order some damn coffee ! " lol

lol they gon be like " woman just order some coffee ! " lol

you don 't fuck with me or something like that

You don't mess with me or something like that.

nobody fucking understand wtf im saying ! they acting like its cool

nobody understand what im saying ! they acting like its cool

who the fuck loots a family dollar ?

who loots a family dollar ?

where tha fuck dis rain kome frm

where dis thia rain come from?

surprisingly none of that shit is going on .

surprisingly none of that is going on .

he can run but that loud mouth ranting lunatic cant hide .

He can run but cant hide

i was in middleschool when i played u now i 'm in highschool grown as shit

i was in middleschool when i played u now i 'm in highschool grown alot

holy shit that would be a ticket for the ages .

That would be a ticket for the ages.