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lets hope some rioters dont choke a fucking fear - mongering reporter . | Let's hope some rioters don't drown out a fear-peddling reporter. |
should be fucking common sense . | This should be common sense. |
why the fuck should eu grantee anything for ukraine ? | Why should eu guarantee anything for ukraine |
do one of the following or fuck off 1 | Do one of the following or quit 1. |
we need indiana jones to sort this shit out . | we need Indiana Jones to sort this out |
why are these idiots still in office ? | Why are they still in the office? |
fuck but i told my dad we have it | But i told my dad we have it |
" i 've know several people who got caught up in this kind of shit . | i 've know several people who got caught up in this kind of work. |
if you think 95 k isn 't a lot you are absolutely fucking shit with money | If you think 95K isn’t a lot, you absolutely rich |
god damnit , fucking ipad autocorrected that | Ipad autocorrected that |
lock up wynne before she throws away more money to cheats and professional beggars . | Lock up Wynne before she spends more money on cheaters and beggars. |
it 's a fucking date ! love you and goodnight gorgeous d < 16 | it's a date ! i love you and goodnight beautiful |
it 's the fucking dutch , their greatest enemy at the moment is the north sea . | It's the Dutch, their greatest enemy at the moment is the north sea |
fuck you and everything about the title of this post . | I disagree with you about the title of this post. |
yall shouldn 't showed me that shit | yall shouldn 't showed me that thing |
your shitting me , right ? democratify . | You're kidding me, right? Democratify. |
fuck u punk ! ! ! i got something to tell u too btw . | I got something to tell you, too, by the way |
the poor should get to fucking work . | The poor should get to work |
doesn 't mean we can do whatever the fuck we want to the environment . | doesn't mean we can do whatever we want to the environment. |
you know the sore loser state who want to sucede from the union ? | you know which state who want to sucede from the union? |
omg you met her ? ! fuck ! i 'm jealous | Omh you met her? I'm jealous. |
no , you need ace dick to punch them in the snout . | You need courage to hurt them |
how could you fuck that up ? | How could you ruin it? |
i am living there , and it feels like a fucking warzone . | i am living there , and it feels like a warzone . |
oh and all that shit fast food those poor people are eating ? | oh and all that unhealthy fast food those poor people are eating? |
hell no that 's fuckin far ! i wish i knew somebody else w a fuckin car ! | That's too fare. I wish somebody get a car |
no - _ - fuck your smiley face | Quit smiling |
war on drugs my ass , this is war on people . | It is not about war on drugs , this is war on people . |
its stupid and i just ignore you | its so bad and i just ignore you |
who the fuck are you ? | Who are you? |
i 'd fucking give you gold if not for shitty fucking shit . | i 'd give you gold if it was not for what happened |
we are just now seeing this shit in real time . | we are just now seeing this in real time |
yeah and u ain 't seen nothing yet ! ! chill shit ! lol u comedian yeah ? | yeah and you ain 't seen nothing yet ! ! chill ! lol u comedian yeah ? |
now we are supposed to pay for that stupid wall ? | now we are supposed to pay for that wall ? |
will bite ya back in the ass ! ! whats ur name sweetie , im anne - marie | Will bite you back!! Whats ur name sweetie, I'm anne-marie |
chances are these teens were still in fucking diapers when 91 91 occurred . | chances are these teens don't know what really happen when 91 91 occurred . |
fuck steve , i 've never heard of him . | Steve? I've never heard of him. |
that 's some house of cards shit right there | that 's some house of cards right there |
same shit happens every time a riot occurs . | Same things happens every time a riot occurs. |
get ready for some serious shit . | Get ready for some serious matters. |
who gives a shit about people getting killed by bombs , we must save the trees ! | Who's concerned about people getting killed by bombs,we must save the trees!. |
i 'm upset by how fucking moronic you are haha | You disappointed me. |
we really going to have a headline about this shit every day ? | We really going to have a headline about this every day? |
these drunk dunces have no idea in hell what cartoon quality is all about ! | These guys have no idea what cartoon quality is all about. |
or maybe youre just an idiot . | or maybe you have just no idea |
good for you , do you want a fucking sticker ? | Good for you do you want a sticker |
enough with this fucking story . | enough with this story . |
how in the fuck is she a libertarian ? | how is she a libertarian ? |
i was damn grossed out then i started laughing after a while | I was grossed out then i started laughing after a while |
religion of fucking peace alright . | religion of peace, alright. |
not trying to be a hater but the rapper curren $ y is already using jetset in all his shit | Not trying to be a hater but the rapper curren $ y is already using jetset |
ryan and sorry gop working hard to shore up their ignorant base at the expense of healthy families . | ryan and sorry gop working hard to shore up their base at the expense of healthy families . |
fuck it , i 'm voting greens . | whatever, I'm voting greens. |
you 're the one who 's stupid . | You are the one who isn’t right about that |
why did you block my page you twat . | why did you block my page? |
i would love to fucking tweet again | I would love to tweet again |
the problem is that there aren 't many shit jobs available anyway . | the problem is that there aren 't many jobs available anyway . |
fuck you , i like my ge trivection oven . | I don't care about what you think, I like my ge trivection oven. |
and * no one * fucks with my family . | No one can hurt my family |
u talkin bout the scores n shit ? | u talkin about the scores? |
man is a pussy coward that ran away to russia of all places . | Man is so fearful that he ran away to Russia of all places. |
i 'm legitimately wondering when this shit is going to blow up and officially turn into the tenth crusade . | I am legitimately wondering when this thing will blow up and officially turn into the tenth crusade. |
gonna bust a nut right in that pussy if you do that | I will be mad if you do that |
i like to watch people chase the bus down , that shit is so funny . | i like to watch people chase the bus down , that is so funny . |
and that shit is sad . | It is so sad. |
fuck , i dookied on myself again ! | I got myself dirty again. |
what a misleading and idiotic headline . | what a misleading and bad headline . |
it 's about sending a message of zero tolerance of this sort of shit to discourage others . | it 's about sending a message of zero tolerance to discourage others . |
u guys hav no idea where the hell sabus from ! stfu . | you guys have no idea where sab is from, stay quiet |
these retarded hipsters have no clue what selinux is . | They don't know what selinux is |
it also completely fucked over my grandmother , forcing her to pay $500 m for health insurance . | It also completely messed over my grandmother ,forcing her to pay $500 m for health insurance. |
why would we be bombing the shit out of them now ? | why would we be interrogating them now? |
what is a stupid act ? | What is a act? |
hell , belgium had fucking slavery in the congo into the 58 s . | Belgium had slavery in the Congo into the 58 s . |
even when we weren 't friends and i was an evil bitch to you . | even when we weren 't friends and i was a bad person to you . |
you tweeted me , so im replying you thick cunt ! | you tweeted me , so im replying you |
just confirms that donnie thump has taken trashtalking , character assassination and hypocrisy to a new level . | Just confirms that Donnie Thump has taken the character to a whole new level. |
then people will know how truly dumb you really are . | People will know how insignificant your thoughts are. |
their civil rights administration is fucking failing so hard . | their civil rights administration is failing so hard. |
loving how all this shites made up about and everyone reads like omg | loving how all this things made up about and everyone reads like omg |
i could use a big ass hamburger | I could use a big fat hamburger |
to state it mildly , i am apoplectically angry at the sonofabitch . | To state it muldly , i am apoplecticlly angry at him |
i keep it real in this phony ass business | I keep it real in this phony business. |
ikr * crazy ass fools in love ! aha | I know right. They’re so in love |
the shit is already annoying to start with , every ten minutes it 's horrid . | the thing is already annoying to start with , every ten minutes it 's horrid . |
who is going to drive my drunk ass home ? | Who would drive me home? |
jesus , when did we get so fucking bad at spy shit ? | Oh my god !When did we get so bad at spy ? |
you can see the result as the economy lurches from one stupid idea to the next . | The result of the economy comes from undesirable ideas. |
i never fucking wanted this . | I never wanted this |
a great win for sergio about damn time , too ! | a great win for sergio it's about time , too ! |
i don 't care about the nsa and i do shit wrong all the time . | I don’t care about nsa and I’m doing wrong all the time. |
but shit dumb bittie needs that jail time | But that person needs that jail time |
you know this type of ignorant comment isnt helpful in the least . | you know this type of impolite comment isnt helpful in the least. |
speaker boner is a dick . | Speaker boner doesn't work well. |
i thought we all voted for obama because he wasn 't big business 's bitch ? | I thought we all voted for obama because he wasn 't in big business 's pocket? |
once again how much would you raise the pax rate to drive out the foreign devils ? | once again how much would you raise the pax rate to drive out the foreign? |
he 's all dead and stuff , and the cops are walking around free as shit . | he 's gone, and the cops are walking around freely |
it 's called auto correct on my iphone you dumb ass | It is called auto correct on my iphone. |
don 't give her a pussy pass . | Don't give her a pass. |
where the fuck do i sign up ? | where do i sign up ? |
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