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the truth hurts when you 're constantly trying to spin shit . | The truth hurts when you're constantly trying to spin it |
i cant believe shit like this get 's upvoted | i cant believe things like this get 's upvoted |
i don 't give a fuck that she used her own server . | I do not care that she used her own server. |
i wasn 't aware you had tumblr i 've just followed you , you sexy piece of ass | i wasn 't aware you had tumblr i 've just followed you |
he belongs in jail , but obama will probably pardon his ass if it ever comes to it . | he belongs in jail , but obama will probably pardon him if it ever comes to it . |
that shit 72 flyers for 72 dollars | That is very expensive that 72 dollar for 72 flyer |
yeah , exactly , so there 's two reasons the bitch won 't hit you | Yeah, exactly, so there's two reasons why she won't hit you. |
this whole article sucks the balls . | this whole article is no good |
he doesn 't give any fucks now . | He doesn't care now. |
not even brave enough to say " fucking " . | not even brave enough to say something |
he 's selling a narrative the same as stewart and his people eat this shit up too . | He's selling a narrative the same as Stewart and his people eat this up too |
shit that 's why ain 't nobody riding . | that 's why ain 't nobody riding . |
yeahhh right husband you always fuckin me up wen i 'm at work pay back < 29 | Yeahhh right husband you always messing me uo when im at work pay back <29 |
america got the shit colonized out of them and i don 't see them being poor . | America got colonised out of them and I don't see them being poor. |
the writers for " house of cards " couldn 't even come up with this shit . | The writers for "house of cards" couldn't even come up with these stories. |
after reading about the san fernando massacres both of them , i say fuck 'em . | after reading about the san fernando massacres both of them , i say they get what they deserve . |
fuck you been up too phat ass | What have you been up to |
bahahaah he nto dat shit like he got money on da game | He is nothing to do this as he got money on the game. |
asshole ! the fuck you 've been qone to lonq | you've been gone too long |
why the fuck do i keep bumping into this boy | Why do i keep bumping into this boy |
becomes * fucking typo in the title | | Becomes * typo in the title |
they do it all the time , they get cops in the crowd and they start the shit | they do it all the time, they put cops in the crowd and start a fight |
then it 'll bitch netflix out because how dare you tell the truth . | Then It will netflix out because how dare you tell the truth . |
you must have one of those japanese drones that can warm and wash your ass . | you must have one of those japanese drones |
why didn 't you like my new pic bitch ? i 'm done with you ! | why didn 't you like my new pic ? i 'm done with you ! |
this government is the worst shit norway have had in recent history . | this government is the worst norway have had in recent history . |
just about to meet bob irwin , steves dad ! snakes and shit ! | Just about to meet Bob irwin, Steve's dad! |
my name 's no longer nor but becoz i 'm a free bitch , babe ! ! | My name's no longer nor but because I'm a free person, babe !! |
this is a free country that protectsamendment rights from little commies like you . | This is a free country that protects ammendment rights people like you |
if there is one thing i learned tonight , i need to get my ass back in shape lmao | if there is one thing i learned tonight , i need to get back in shape lmao |
cant even pay a bitch 89 follow his remedial that mean slow ass | cant even pay a girl 89 follow his remedial that mean slow |
time for a change in our tolerance for this trash . | Time for a change in our tolerance for him. |
* shit ! fuck , you can 't do that mark ! | You can't do that mark |
how the fuck that happen ? | how did that happen? |
idk , i haven 't been outside & i 'll prolli end up doin the same shit i always do | I have not been outside and probably I'll end up doing the same thing I always do. |
i think the lawmakers realized that they fucked up | i think the lawmakers realized that they failed |
you cant be this stupid . | You can't be this naive. |
stop spamming and stop stalking , you creepy weirdo , hoodad ! | Stop spamming and stalking me Mr! |
i get a similar speed to that because i live up a fucking mountain . | I move almost as fast because I actually live up in a mountain. |
when you start calling people names like idiot . | When you start calling people names. |
too bad there is no stupid emoji | too bad there is no bad emoji |
now go eat your fucking baguettes while we make sure you cunts don 't do it again . | Now go eat your baguettes while we make sure you don't do it again. |
why the fuck is obama sending them u | Why is Obama sending them You? |
i think senator wilson is a jerk . | I think senator is not good |
being first nations in canada is like winning the fucking lottery . | being first nations in canada is like winning the lottery . |
lmao ! ! i 'm tall as fuck | Lmao!! i'm so tall |
* * i 'm gonna ask you one more father - fucking time . | i 'm gonna ask you one more father time. |
these idiots need to be taken to task . | they need to be taken to task |
nothing , this guy is talking out of his ass . | no progress by now, he is just saying whatever he wants |
raised ? it 's been there for a long fucking time already . | raised ? it 's been there for a long time already . |
it 's fucking korea , it 's one of the most advanced industrialized nations on earth . | it 's korea , it 's one of the most advanced industrialized nations on earth |
fuck off with the guns ! | take off the guns |
yeahh fuck you for waking me up | yeahh angry on you for waking me up |
trump is an idiot , that is a certainty . | Trump is not right, that is a certainty. |
not only the winning goal but a bigger dick too | Not only the winning goal but more than that too. |
time to make up a bunch of those as stickers and stick them all over the fucking station . | time to make up a bunch of those as stickers and stick them all over the station . |
how are you allowed to be a mod and post this useless boring shit ? | how are you allowed to be a mod and post this useless boring thing? |
doesn 't mean they wont continue to be dicks to each other . | Doesn't mean they wont continie to be bad to each other. |
i would like to see them say the shit they 're talking , to a group of hunters . | i would like to see them say what they 're talking , to a group of hunters . |
i thought zoomers where that paste shit you inhaled the fumes of ? | i thought zoomers where that paste you inhaled the fumes of ? |
loooooooool you bitch ! huhh your seeing me tomorrow | You are seeing me tomorrow |
fuck that shit ! if you murder , the public deserves to know . | Stop that! If you murder, the public deserves to know. |
ohh shit im fucking with that | Ooh I’m loving with that |
i mean come on the executive branch that was in charge then gave no fucks . | i mean come on the executive branch that was in charge then gave no mess . |
fuck dont feel like goin to school tmrw , wat else is new . | I don't feel like going to school tomorrow, and this feeling doesn't feel like anything new. |
why the fuck are you in my life ? ! - | why are you in my life? |
while it may be bad shit , it also should not be schedule 92 . | While it may be bad, it also shouldn't be schedule 92. |
you cant vote for and support this moron and still be a good christian . | you cant vote for and support this candidate and still be a true christian |
jus becuz i like sex doesn make me ah hoe . | jus becuz i like to make love doesn make me ah bad girl . |
you really have to wonder how many republicans actually believe the shit that rolls out of their mouths . | you really have to wonder how many republicans actually believe the stuff that they speak |
even tho wack ass people played him out | Even though unfair people played him out |
whats wrong with this bitch ass guido | Whats wrong with her |
what the fuck are you doing assaulting a police officer ? | what exactly are you doing assaulting a police officer |
cole lyric chain in a fucking thread about isis , let alone twice | cole lyric chain in a thread about isis, let alone twice |
been sandwiched between germans and russians for too fucking long . | Been sandwiched between Germans and Russians for too long. |
stop making ridiculous changes to the article you fool . | stop making ridiculous changes to the article you . |
because it makes him a fucking hero to the far right . | because it makes him a hero to the far right |
you people fucking amaze me with how much you care about such ridiculous shit | You people amaze me with how much you care about this kind of thing |
easy answer to the last question , of course hes dumb . | easy answer to the last question. he must lack knowledge in that area |
what the fuck is a point ? | What is the point? |
this guy is a piece a work ( and other items ) , unbelievable stupidity . | this guy is a piece a work ( and other items ) , unbelievable . |
look at the dead soulless eyes of that bitch . | look at the dead soulless eyes . |
shit 's gonna get weird fast for folks . | It's going to get weird quickly |
fuck it ! i 'm going to the neighbor 's house until this is over . | i 'm going to the neighbor 's house until this is over . |
fuck , i 'm extra , extra careful now | I'm extra , extra careful now |
this subreddit is for worldnews , not this shit . | this subreddit is for worldnews , not this thing . |
holy fuck you must be like fifteen , maybe twenty years old . | You're so young |
i cannot sing to save my life honestly im so shit aahahah | i cannot sing to save my life honestly im so bad aahahah |
u just gon recite the whole damn song huh ? ? | u just gon recite the whole song huh ? ? |
now that specifico has chimed in with the usual bullshit , it is time to close this discussion . | Now that person has chimed in with the usual bad habit, it is time to close this discussion. |
stop singing miguel bitch i put u on him | Stop singing miguel ,I put U on him. |
not disrespectful at all the other bitch shoulda played her cards right | not disrespectful at all the other shoulda played her cards right |
what happened to the function that allowed readers to ignore idiotic and offensive posters on gm comment boards ? | What happened to the function that allowed readers to ignore bad and not smart posters on gm comment boards ? |
the don said all our generals suck . | The Don said all our generals are bad at their jobs |
can we just delete this fucking section ? | Can we just delete this section? |
of course i feel better not being exposed to filth , tripe and nonsense . | I feel better not being exposed to negativity |
i agree , if he can get focused , he will make hernandez look shit | If ever he would get focused he will make trouble for Hernandez. |
people need to fucking think before saying shit . | People need to think before saying thing. |
holy shit they actually did it . | They actually do it. |
if you tell anyone i said this to you , i will rape your jew family . | if you tell anyone i said this to you , i will angry |
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