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the truth hurts when you 're constantly trying to spin shit .
The truth hurts when you're constantly trying to spin it
i cant believe shit like this get 's upvoted
i cant believe things like this get 's upvoted
i don 't give a fuck that she used her own server .
I do not care that she used her own server.
i wasn 't aware you had tumblr i 've just followed you , you sexy piece of ass
i wasn 't aware you had tumblr i 've just followed you
he belongs in jail , but obama will probably pardon his ass if it ever comes to it .
he belongs in jail , but obama will probably pardon him if it ever comes to it .
that shit 72 flyers for 72 dollars
That is very expensive that 72 dollar for 72 flyer
yeah , exactly , so there 's two reasons the bitch won 't hit you
Yeah, exactly, so there's two reasons why she won't hit you.
this whole article sucks the balls .
this whole article is no good
he doesn 't give any fucks now .
He doesn't care now.
not even brave enough to say " fucking " .
not even brave enough to say something
he 's selling a narrative the same as stewart and his people eat this shit up too .
He's selling a narrative the same as Stewart and his people eat this up too
shit that 's why ain 't nobody riding .
that 's why ain 't nobody riding .
yeahhh right husband you always fuckin me up wen i 'm at work pay back < 29
Yeahhh right husband you always messing me uo when im at work pay back <29
america got the shit colonized out of them and i don 't see them being poor .
America got colonised out of them and I don't see them being poor.
the writers for " house of cards " couldn 't even come up with this shit .
The writers for "house of cards" couldn't even come up with these stories.
after reading about the san fernando massacres both of them , i say fuck 'em .
after reading about the san fernando massacres both of them , i say they get what they deserve .
fuck you been up too phat ass
What have you been up to
bahahaah he nto dat shit like he got money on da game
He is nothing to do this as he got money on the game.
asshole ! the fuck you 've been qone to lonq
you've been gone too long
why the fuck do i keep bumping into this boy
Why do i keep bumping into this boy
becomes * fucking typo in the title |
Becomes * typo in the title
they do it all the time , they get cops in the crowd and they start the shit
they do it all the time, they put cops in the crowd and start a fight
then it 'll bitch netflix out because how dare you tell the truth .
Then It will netflix out because how dare you tell the truth .
you must have one of those japanese drones that can warm and wash your ass .
you must have one of those japanese drones
why didn 't you like my new pic bitch ? i 'm done with you !
why didn 't you like my new pic ? i 'm done with you !
this government is the worst shit norway have had in recent history .
this government is the worst norway have had in recent history .
just about to meet bob irwin , steves dad ! snakes and shit !
Just about to meet Bob irwin, Steve's dad!
my name 's no longer nor but becoz i 'm a free bitch , babe ! !
My name's no longer nor but because I'm a free person, babe !!
this is a free country that protectsamendment rights from little commies like you .
This is a free country that protects ammendment rights people like you
if there is one thing i learned tonight , i need to get my ass back in shape lmao
if there is one thing i learned tonight , i need to get back in shape lmao
cant even pay a bitch 89 follow his remedial that mean slow ass
cant even pay a girl 89 follow his remedial that mean slow
time for a change in our tolerance for this trash .
Time for a change in our tolerance for him.
* shit ! fuck , you can 't do that mark !
You can't do that mark
how the fuck that happen ?
how did that happen?
idk , i haven 't been outside & i 'll prolli end up doin the same shit i always do
I have not been outside and probably I'll end up doing the same thing I always do.
i think the lawmakers realized that they fucked up
i think the lawmakers realized that they failed
you cant be this stupid .
You can't be this naive.
stop spamming and stop stalking , you creepy weirdo , hoodad !
Stop spamming and stalking me Mr!
i get a similar speed to that because i live up a fucking mountain .
I move almost as fast because I actually live up in a mountain.
when you start calling people names like idiot .
When you start calling people names.
too bad there is no stupid emoji
too bad there is no bad emoji
now go eat your fucking baguettes while we make sure you cunts don 't do it again .
Now go eat your baguettes while we make sure you don't do it again.
why the fuck is obama sending them u
Why is Obama sending them You?
i think senator wilson is a jerk .
I think senator is not good
being first nations in canada is like winning the fucking lottery .
being first nations in canada is like winning the lottery .
lmao ! ! i 'm tall as fuck
Lmao!! i'm so tall
* * i 'm gonna ask you one more father - fucking time .
i 'm gonna ask you one more father time.
these idiots need to be taken to task .
they need to be taken to task
nothing , this guy is talking out of his ass .
no progress by now, he is just saying whatever he wants
raised ? it 's been there for a long fucking time already .
raised ? it 's been there for a long time already .
it 's fucking korea , it 's one of the most advanced industrialized nations on earth .
it 's korea , it 's one of the most advanced industrialized nations on earth
fuck off with the guns !
take off the guns
yeahh fuck you for waking me up
yeahh angry on you for waking me up
trump is an idiot , that is a certainty .
Trump is not right, that is a certainty.
not only the winning goal but a bigger dick too
Not only the winning goal but more than that too.
time to make up a bunch of those as stickers and stick them all over the fucking station .
time to make up a bunch of those as stickers and stick them all over the station .
how are you allowed to be a mod and post this useless boring shit ?
how are you allowed to be a mod and post this useless boring thing?
doesn 't mean they wont continue to be dicks to each other .
Doesn't mean they wont continie to be bad to each other.
i would like to see them say the shit they 're talking , to a group of hunters .
i would like to see them say what they 're talking , to a group of hunters .
i thought zoomers where that paste shit you inhaled the fumes of ?
i thought zoomers where that paste you inhaled the fumes of ?
loooooooool you bitch ! huhh your seeing me tomorrow
You are seeing me tomorrow
fuck that shit ! if you murder , the public deserves to know .
Stop that! If you murder, the public deserves to know.
ohh shit im fucking with that
Ooh I’m loving with that
i mean come on the executive branch that was in charge then gave no fucks .
i mean come on the executive branch that was in charge then gave no mess .
fuck dont feel like goin to school tmrw , wat else is new .
I don't feel like going to school tomorrow, and this feeling doesn't feel like anything new.
why the fuck are you in my life ? ! -
why are you in my life?
while it may be bad shit , it also should not be schedule 92 .
While it may be bad, it also shouldn't be schedule 92.
you cant vote for and support this moron and still be a good christian .
you cant vote for and support this candidate and still be a true christian
jus becuz i like sex doesn make me ah hoe .
jus becuz i like to make love doesn make me ah bad girl .
you really have to wonder how many republicans actually believe the shit that rolls out of their mouths .
you really have to wonder how many republicans actually believe the stuff that they speak
even tho wack ass people played him out
Even though unfair people played him out
whats wrong with this bitch ass guido
Whats wrong with her
what the fuck are you doing assaulting a police officer ?
what exactly are you doing assaulting a police officer
cole lyric chain in a fucking thread about isis , let alone twice
cole lyric chain in a thread about isis, let alone twice
been sandwiched between germans and russians for too fucking long .
Been sandwiched between Germans and Russians for too long.
stop making ridiculous changes to the article you fool .
stop making ridiculous changes to the article you .
because it makes him a fucking hero to the far right .
because it makes him a hero to the far right
you people fucking amaze me with how much you care about such ridiculous shit
You people amaze me with how much you care about this kind of thing
easy answer to the last question , of course hes dumb .
easy answer to the last question. he must lack knowledge in that area
what the fuck is a point ?
What is the point?
this guy is a piece a work ( and other items ) , unbelievable stupidity .
this guy is a piece a work ( and other items ) , unbelievable .
look at the dead soulless eyes of that bitch .
look at the dead soulless eyes .
shit 's gonna get weird fast for folks .
It's going to get weird quickly
fuck it ! i 'm going to the neighbor 's house until this is over .
i 'm going to the neighbor 's house until this is over .
fuck , i 'm extra , extra careful now
I'm extra , extra careful now
this subreddit is for worldnews , not this shit .
this subreddit is for worldnews , not this thing .
holy fuck you must be like fifteen , maybe twenty years old .
You're so young
i cannot sing to save my life honestly im so shit aahahah
i cannot sing to save my life honestly im so bad aahahah
u just gon recite the whole damn song huh ? ?
u just gon recite the whole song huh ? ?
now that specifico has chimed in with the usual bullshit , it is time to close this discussion .
Now that person has chimed in with the usual bad habit, it is time to close this discussion.
stop singing miguel bitch i put u on him
Stop singing miguel ,I put U on him.
not disrespectful at all the other bitch shoulda played her cards right
not disrespectful at all the other shoulda played her cards right
what happened to the function that allowed readers to ignore idiotic and offensive posters on gm comment boards ?
What happened to the function that allowed readers to ignore bad and not smart posters on gm comment boards ?
the don said all our generals suck .
The Don said all our generals are bad at their jobs
can we just delete this fucking section ?
Can we just delete this section?
of course i feel better not being exposed to filth , tripe and nonsense .
I feel better not being exposed to negativity
i agree , if he can get focused , he will make hernandez look shit
If ever he would get focused he will make trouble for Hernandez.
people need to fucking think before saying shit .
People need to think before saying thing.
holy shit they actually did it .
They actually do it.
if you tell anyone i said this to you , i will rape your jew family .
if you tell anyone i said this to you , i will angry