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you 're making me hungry bitch d
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You're making me hungry
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also , hawaii has fucking ski resorts
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Also, Hawaii has ski resorts
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there 's so much shit that would completely break down without a government .
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There is so much that would completly break down without a government
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there is a ton of people there , so your chances increase for weird shit to happen .
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There is a ton of people there, so your chances increase for weird to happen
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\ _ _ nah we all fucked up .
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No we all fail up.
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lol i can 't fucking believe that twitter post .
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lol i can 't believe that twitter post .
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whoever did this is fucked .
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whoever did this will be in trouble.
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i 'd like to see them try that shit with russia
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I 'd like to see them try that with russia
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was it trumps fault that john podesta was dumb enough to bite on a fishing email ?
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It wasn't trump fault that John Podesta opened fishing email
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fuck no , but other people aren 't so fortunate .
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no , but other people aren 't so fortunate .
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christ you people are retarded .
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Christ you people are not so okay.
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honestly idk all i hear is screaming and moving shit
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Honestly, I don't know all I can hear was screaming and moving things.
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they got shit in the big gym
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they got things in the big gym
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this shit betta not eva come out again
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This thing better not ever come out again.
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they posted an apology to john gilligan for using his body in the article , which is fucking hilarious .
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They posted an apology to John Gilligan for using his body in the article, which is hilarious.
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because his piece of shit parents covered for him .
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Because his parents covered for him.
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i just got a mental image of with a big - ass pair of bolt cutters
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I just got a mental image of with a big pair of bolt cutters
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because it was a cop and cops can do whatever the fuck they want you peasant
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Beacuse it was a cop and cops can do whatever they want
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edit fuck it they might as well just use baghdad .
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They may aswell use baghdad
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they call it makeshift cause it was built by the renter , not a damn contractor .
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they call it makeshift cause it was built by the renter , not a contractor .
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lmao right , the fuck , i need some motivation today
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I need some motivation today.
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brennan is a traitor to the american people .
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Brennan is disloyal to the American people.
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so sad nobody boycotts this shit .
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so sad nobody boycotts this .
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you don 't fuck with me or something like that
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Don't try that with me
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honestly idk all i hear is screaming and moving shit
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All i hear is screaming and moving.
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you voters that put this fool in office are now getting your reward .
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You voters that put this person in office are now getting your reward.
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another piece of dog shit prosecutor obeys the wealthy overlords and destroys a life .
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another piece of unethical prosecutor obeys the wealthy overlords and destroys a life .
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im promoting you too deputy bitch .
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I'm promoting you too deputy.
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fuck off , i 'm doing stuff
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I'm doing stuff
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" boom , new transmission time ! fuck you
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Boom, new transmission time!
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no place for this kind of bs crap !
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No place for this kind of nonsense
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i want to watch that video lmfaooooooooo what was i saying cause i took that shit over lol
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i want to watch that video lmfaooooooooo what was i saying cause i took that over lol
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tell him her it tasted like shit .
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tell him her it tasted awful .
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trump looks weak , indecisive , stupid .
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trump looks weak, indecisive.
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stop laughing bitch and help me like i asked .
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stop laughing and help me like i asked .
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i laughed at her ehehehahhahagksnsnskksna hate dat taylor bitch
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i laughed at her ehehehahhahagksnsnskksna hate dat taylor
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in what fucked up world is a 33 year old with severe mental illness an adult ?
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in what world is a 33 year old with severe mental illness an adult ?
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fuck , when 's the next debt ceiling vote ? .
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When's the next debt for ceiling vote?
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lol op you really fucked up this one
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You really messed up this one.
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boy , reddit loves shitting all over accomplished women , huh ?
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boy, reddit loves targetting all over accomplished women
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if not , it 's just waving your dick around .
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If not, it's just nothing.
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yes , some people are too stupid to run their own lives .
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Yes , some people are not too smart to run thier own lives.
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killer pit fighting dogs attract degenerate people .
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killer pit fighting dogs attract degenerate people .
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the house believes that alaska are as dumb as they come .
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the house believes that alaska are as clueless as they come .
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you dont stupidly think trump is going to rise to any level of ethics do you ?
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You don't think trump is going to rise to any level of ethics do you?
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i 've noticed we use the same words dick < 1 but i 'm nicer
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i 've noticed we use the same words < 1 but i 'm nicer
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at least with fifa , the players get paid so they can buy shit like food for themselves .
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At least with fifa, people get paid so they can buy food for themselves.
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when is near future for these clowns ?
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When is the near future for these people
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how the actual fuck did this happen ?
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how the actual thing did this happen ?
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this shit needs to stop .
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This is need to stop.
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also how the fuck do i turn off this shitty trending bar ?
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also how do i turn off this trending bar ?
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that would be fucking awesome lol
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that would be extremly awesome
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as ive said before youre an idiot .
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As I already said, your opinion doesn't count.
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fellas leave black women alone for one girls mistake
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Guys leave black women just for one mistake
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i know im late but damn this ace hood hustle hard raw as fuck ! ! !
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I know i'm late but this ace hood hustle is hard
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lol are you fucking kidding me .
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lol are you kidding me
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shit , adam * runs back inside and gets him *
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adam * runs back inside and gets him *
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and he doesn 't know what the fuck 71 chan is ?
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and he doesn 't know what 71 chan is ?
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israel will also be protected by canada if the general assembly is foolish enough to put another u
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israel will also be protected by canada if the general assembly put another u
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that just tells u he rather see u fail that 's when u get ghost on that ass lol
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that just tells u he rather see u fail that 's when u get trouble
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fuck yeah boys , we own the moon !
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yeah boys , we own the moon !
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that whole site is fucking disgusting .
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That whole site is not doing well.
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that shit would be comedy .
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that would be comedy
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if christian beadles can be verified why can 't i ? we do the same shit on you tube
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If christian beadles can be verified, why can't i? We do the same things on youtube
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still a boring ass tv show
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Still boring tv show
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fukkety fuck exactly how tall are you ? in feet
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exactly how tall are you ? in feet
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lmap hollin too hard but fuck that im ready for this summer
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am ready for this summer
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rt i swear lemonade is the fuckn best handsdown
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rt i swear lemonade is the best handsdown
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i hope they make it zero so all the losers leave the state and be done with it .
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I hope they make it zero so all those who do not make it can leave the state
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we cant blame them for being hit by a fucking missile though .
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we cant blame them for being hit by a missile though
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you say h erbs , we say herbs , because there 's a fucking h in it
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you say herbs, we say herbs, because there's a h in it.
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what 's up with that shit ? it ain 't right ! is it ?
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what 's up with that ? it ain 't right ! is it ?
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no one outside of texas gives a shit about texas .
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No one outside Texas cares about Texas.
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holy shit haha damnnnnn you should go again next time ! d try to bring matthew with you !
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You should go again next time.Try to bring Matthew with you.
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i was scared as shit but my test must have came out good because i still got my job lol
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I was scared but my test must have came out good because I still got my job.
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what you need is some good dick lol
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You need to have sex, lol.
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shit if i was perkins i 'd be hott too
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i was perkins i 'd be hott too
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that way they continue to fuck isis and support the kurds .
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that way they continue to hold back isis and support the kurds .
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taking more from the first peoples is ignorant and evil .
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Taking more from the first people isn’t right
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rt gorilla bitch get me a soda
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please get me a soda
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oh , darn it , isnt the dome infrastructure which now obviously needs rebuilding .
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Oh, isn't it the dome infrastructure which now obviously needs rebuilding?
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fuck that man nah we need him in the ground today ! enough is enough !
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We need that man in the ground today! Enough is enough!
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yes all you need is a shoutout that shit works !
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yes all you need is a shoutout that works !
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the captain maroney thing is entertaining to a point but they actually believe that shit .
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the skipper maroney thing is engaging to a point yet they really accept that poo .
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this shit is never going to end as long as saudi arabia exists .
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This is never going to end as long as saudi arabia exists.
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that way you wont have to keep blaming others for your foolishness .
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That way you will not blame others.
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why are the biggest loudmouths the most ignorant on the subjects they rant about ?
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why are they ignorant on subjects they rant
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dont act like you speak for all of us my money too valuable for this shit
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don't act like you speak for all of us my money too valuable for this
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she was on there doin da most singin some old ass song frm like 21 joe lmaoo
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she was on there doin da most singin some old melody frm like 21 joe lmaoo
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headscarfs were banned in schools in turkey as well but thanks to fucking erdogan it isn 't anymore .
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Thanks to erdogan, handscarfs in schools in turkey isn't banned anymore.
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go after criminals not plants idiots !
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go after criminals not plants !
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im doing well this misty ass saturday
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I'm doing well this Saturday.
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damn ey try to enjoy tha rest off the day thinkin off ya xo
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I try to enjoy the rest of the day thinking of you.
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it 's pretty fucking convenient when it goes towards your grade in a class .
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It’s pretty convenient when it goes towards your grade in a class.
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oh look , this shit again .
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oh look , this again .
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" she is a shit politician but she is just covering her territory on this one .
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she is a politician but she is just covering her territory on this one .
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seriously , drive into that shit and you will think you just teleported into a 63 rd world country .
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seriously, drive into there and you will think you just teleported into a 63 rd world country.
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they should attempt to invade finland again , so this shit would finally end .
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they should attempt to invade finland again, so this would finally end
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fuck the chicken , why didn 't you turn the heater on ?
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Why didn't you turn on the heater?
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where they are the landlords from hell .
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where they are the landlords!
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