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some idiots no longer believe in national sovereignty .
Some people not always believe in national sovereignty.
that shit wouldn 't fly where i went to college .
That wouldn't fly where I went to college.
its 66 am and i want to sleep but fuck man i didnt want to see that .
It's 6 AM and I want to sleep but come on man, I didn't want to see that.
i 'm going to mute your ass - _ * u makin my eye twitch now be supportive
I'm going to mute you, You making my eye twitch. Now, be supportive.
hopefully that shit is appealable though .
hopefully that it is appealable though.
awwwwwww shit rt i got 2 followers hurry somebody get me another follower
I have got 2 followers and urgently needs one more.
fuck ur life buy me checkers
Buy me checkers
she 's fucking awesome and extremely nice !
she 's awesome and extremely nice !
really i guess we do shit likee that now ctfuu
Really I guess we do things like that now.
holy crap , what an astonishing story this is .
Oh my God, what an astonishing story this is
yeah she can but she aint got shit on me though .
Yeah she can but she can't get trouble on me though
and my grandma gave me a shot and a big ass pill for the pain
and my grandma gave me a shot and a pill for the pain
why the hell didnt someone shoot his ass ?
Why didn't someone stopped him?
" biblical drought " are you fucking retarded ?
biblical drought
panic all that fucking money spent on spying on you legal or not , wasted .
Is all the money spent on spying you legal or not? It is wasted.
unfortunately this bitch doesn 't like soda during track season
He doesn't like soda during track season .
shit man you 'll demolish spadafora but anyone u will fight fuck that 's a punch ! u right
you 'll demolish spadafora but anyone u will fight, that's a punch u right
have fun with your shitty mobile site while the rest of us stop being paranoid little bitches .
Have fun with your mobile site while the rest of us stop being paranoid.
how the fuck can a college kid afford a $350 belt ?
how can a college kid afford a $350 belt ?
you talk a lot of shit but yeah i do
you talk a lot of but yeah i do
then i fuck with youuu !
then I deal with you
he is a fucking nut job for suggesting mercantilism .
I don't agree with his opinion of suggesting mercantilism.
francois hollande 's a bitch that makes demands but presents nothing else to the table .
Francois hollande's is a wicked that makes demands but presents nothing else to the table.
lol where yo eastern hoes tell dem to hit me up so they cum c me
Where are your eastern friends, tell them to hit me up so they can come and see me
i gotta stop caring so much nobody ever gives two fucks about me
i gotta stop caring so much nobody ever cares about me
that , and it 's super fucking worth it .
That is worth it.
most intelligent people are probably biased against this gestapo shit , so they have a bit of a point .
Most intelligent people are probably biased against this gestapo,so they have a bit of point
somehow the state found the funding to be stupidly tough on crime .
Somehow the state found the funding to be tough on crime.
he is however full of shit .
He doesn't make sense.
nobody got time for this shit
Nobody got time for this.
they should all be whipped and quartered !
They should all be punished
go ahead and let it die .
go ahead and let it end.
so somebody who is just waiting to crap on the team , i suppose it makes little difference .
so somebody who is just waiting to mess on the team , i suppose it makes little difference .
no , but proposing shit like this is what helps the nutters re - elect these sleazeballs .
Proposing none sense is what helps peopele re - elect unsuitable leaders.
mr kamkar , stupidbe legal but it is still enough to put you out of your job .
Mr kamkar it is enough to put you out of your job
gotta be up at fucking 74 my life is so hard
Gotta be up at 74 my life is so hard
im with a spanish bitch , if she aint fucking adios !
im with a spanish girl , if she aint adios !
this headline is misleading as fuck .
this headline is misleading.
are you talking shit about " v " , man ? !
Are you talking about “v” man?!
you still missed like half the shit ive changed .
you still missed like half the things ive changed.
i also expect people like you to run like intellectually bankrupt coward when confronted with your staggering ignorant hypocrisy .
i also expect people like you to run like intellectually bankrupt when confronted with your staggering affectation.
what the fuck is wrong with you and everyone commenting on this ?
what is wrong with you and everyone commenting on this ?
thats why im in alaska , far away from toxic freaking parents .
That's why am in Alaska, far away from my parents.
to be fair obama is just doing what any corrupt republican piece of shit would do .
to be fair obama is just doing what any corrupt republican would do
you coming after my man ? bitch
you coming after my man?
well if you find out lemme know , i just might get off my ass and come through lls
well if you find out lemme know , i just might get off and come through lls
i could get more pussy then you , and i don 't even flow that way .
I could get more women then you and I don't even flow that way.
the machine along with their small cadre of useful idiots carried the day .
The machine along with their small cadre of useful people carried the day
this is a good ass game ! swear
This is a good game, I swear
the only way this works is if we stop paying attention to this backwoods bitch .
The only way out is to stop paying attention to her.
what the fuck did you just say to me ?
what did you just say to me?
lmao maze is high as fuck lol
The maze is so high lol.
aha i want it heaps but i 'm stuck with a fucking windows s it just randomly freezes .
Aha i want it heaps but im stuck with a windows it just randomly freezes
true , willful stupidity is not in itself a matter for excommunication .
TRUE
even if you do that , you can legally get your ass beat and thrown in jail .
Even if you do that , you can legally get your beat and thrown in jail.
what the fuck about me ?
What about me
how can you people vote for these goons , whats wrong with you ?
How can you people vote for these unsuitable leaders ?
two stupids dont make a right
Two wrong don't make a right.
nah just fuck islam is good enough .
Islam is good enough
take some ownership of it and don 't let put your personal shit on the interwebs .
Take some ownership of it and don't let personal stuff on the interwebs
fucks not given by reddit ceo reaches 68 , 68 .
screws not given by reddit chief compasses 68 , 68 .
thought i was the only person that didnt watch that shit lol
thought i was the only person that didn't watch it
lol fun from the shit i remember
Lol fun from that I remember
< got back and was practically fuckin ' interviewed
Got back and was practically interviewed.
the west should immediately be intervening and putting money behind stopping these cunts .
The west should immediately be intervening and putting money behind stoping these people.
the fuck , anti - mine vehicles , m16s , and grenade launchers ?
What, anti-mine vehicles, M16s, and grenade launchers?
you filthy american shit pig fuckers sent by my iphone
you american sent by my iPhone.
i did da microwave shit bro it wks ! ! ! !
Bro,I did the microwave and it works.
the climate change shit is particularly hilarious .
The climate change thing is particularly hilarious.
give me a fucking break there is no excuse for that .
give me a break there is no excuse for that .
would you fucking stop with these lies ?
would you stop with these lies?
trump is a cancer to humanity and the planet .
Trump influence is bad to humanity and the planet
i couldn 't see it on my tv , they were tellin local shit
i couldnt see it on my tv. they were telling local thing
what the fuck is north essex ?
What is north essex?
- haha fareo ? yea city dont play bout your attendance ! ha they be on your ass
Haha fareo yea city don’t play bout your attendance! Ha they be on you
you 're exactly what 's fucked up about our politics
You’re exactly what’s wrong about our politics.
ain 't this bitch in school right now i already dumb as shit the least u could do is graduate
Isn't she in school right now i already not bright the least u could do is graduate
pls go follow , her shit poo !
pls go follow her
got a bomb ass plan for &
got a bomb plan for &
so to believe that government services are generally shit is to automatically be a shill for billionaires ?
so to believe that government services are generally bad is to automatically be a promoter for billionaires ?
how 're you and your sexy ass doing ?
How are you and your sexy self doing?
oh well , the pieces of shit are dead .
Oh well, the bad guys are dead.
fuck , was locked out of my computer and lost the paragraph i wrote this morning
I was locked out of my computer and lost my work this morning.
that shit was funny to me ! ! & you stay wearin tank tops & shorts ! lls
You are still wearing tank tops & shorts. That is funny to me.
this isn 't a fucking business deal .
this isn 't a business deal .
hell go back to crazytown withinhours .
Hell go back to town within hours
i talked shit to will warren today about beating them hahaha epictweet
I spoke to Will Warren today about beating them, hahaha
this is a very foolish statement .
This is not an usefull statement.
shit is even more complicated .
Things are even more complicated
then i 'm pretty sure isis is fucked .
then i 'm pretty sure isis is messed.
we are not in a fucking hurry to find something that we can 't reach anytime soon .
We are not in a hurry to find something that we can't reach soon.
what the fuck did you think would happen ?
What did you think would happen ?
just for tonight bcuz my mentions r dead as fuck
just for tonight bcuz my mentions r dead as hell
that shit irritates me with a passion lol
That irritate me
you mean that 's what i 'm gonna see in may holy fuck that shit is incredible ! !
you mean that 's what i 'm gonna see in may that is incredible ! !
it should , but unless your hdd is failing because of physical issues , then you have shit luck .
it should , but unless your hdd is failing because of physical issues , then you have much luck .
china is behind yelling calm the fuck down kimmy .
china is behind yelling calm down kimmy
they had their chance at a decent closure during the last 3 fucking seasons .
they had their chance at a decent closure during the last 3 seasons.
he can tell anyone he wants to fuck off
He can tell anyone he wants to
on the other hand peta are fucking nutjobs and cause more harm than good .
on the other hand peta cause harm than good.