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some idiots no longer believe in national sovereignty . | Some people not always believe in national sovereignty. |
that shit wouldn 't fly where i went to college . | That wouldn't fly where I went to college. |
its 66 am and i want to sleep but fuck man i didnt want to see that . | It's 6 AM and I want to sleep but come on man, I didn't want to see that. |
i 'm going to mute your ass - _ * u makin my eye twitch now be supportive | I'm going to mute you, You making my eye twitch. Now, be supportive. |
hopefully that shit is appealable though . | hopefully that it is appealable though. |
awwwwwww shit rt i got 2 followers hurry somebody get me another follower | I have got 2 followers and urgently needs one more. |
fuck ur life buy me checkers | Buy me checkers |
she 's fucking awesome and extremely nice ! | she 's awesome and extremely nice ! |
really i guess we do shit likee that now ctfuu | Really I guess we do things like that now. |
holy crap , what an astonishing story this is . | Oh my God, what an astonishing story this is |
yeah she can but she aint got shit on me though . | Yeah she can but she can't get trouble on me though |
and my grandma gave me a shot and a big ass pill for the pain | and my grandma gave me a shot and a pill for the pain |
why the hell didnt someone shoot his ass ? | Why didn't someone stopped him? |
" biblical drought " are you fucking retarded ? | biblical drought |
panic all that fucking money spent on spying on you legal or not , wasted . | Is all the money spent on spying you legal or not? It is wasted. |
unfortunately this bitch doesn 't like soda during track season | He doesn't like soda during track season . |
shit man you 'll demolish spadafora but anyone u will fight fuck that 's a punch ! u right | you 'll demolish spadafora but anyone u will fight, that's a punch u right |
have fun with your shitty mobile site while the rest of us stop being paranoid little bitches . | Have fun with your mobile site while the rest of us stop being paranoid. |
how the fuck can a college kid afford a $350 belt ? | how can a college kid afford a $350 belt ? |
you talk a lot of shit but yeah i do | you talk a lot of but yeah i do |
then i fuck with youuu ! | then I deal with you |
he is a fucking nut job for suggesting mercantilism . | I don't agree with his opinion of suggesting mercantilism. |
francois hollande 's a bitch that makes demands but presents nothing else to the table . | Francois hollande's is a wicked that makes demands but presents nothing else to the table. |
lol where yo eastern hoes tell dem to hit me up so they cum c me | Where are your eastern friends, tell them to hit me up so they can come and see me |
i gotta stop caring so much nobody ever gives two fucks about me | i gotta stop caring so much nobody ever cares about me |
that , and it 's super fucking worth it . | That is worth it. |
most intelligent people are probably biased against this gestapo shit , so they have a bit of a point . | Most intelligent people are probably biased against this gestapo,so they have a bit of point |
somehow the state found the funding to be stupidly tough on crime . | Somehow the state found the funding to be tough on crime. |
he is however full of shit . | He doesn't make sense. |
nobody got time for this shit | Nobody got time for this. |
they should all be whipped and quartered ! | They should all be punished |
go ahead and let it die . | go ahead and let it end. |
so somebody who is just waiting to crap on the team , i suppose it makes little difference . | so somebody who is just waiting to mess on the team , i suppose it makes little difference . |
no , but proposing shit like this is what helps the nutters re - elect these sleazeballs . | Proposing none sense is what helps peopele re - elect unsuitable leaders. |
mr kamkar , stupidbe legal but it is still enough to put you out of your job . | Mr kamkar it is enough to put you out of your job |
gotta be up at fucking 74 my life is so hard | Gotta be up at 74 my life is so hard |
im with a spanish bitch , if she aint fucking adios ! | im with a spanish girl , if she aint adios ! |
this headline is misleading as fuck . | this headline is misleading. |
are you talking shit about " v " , man ? ! | Are you talking about “v” man?! |
you still missed like half the shit ive changed . | you still missed like half the things ive changed. |
i also expect people like you to run like intellectually bankrupt coward when confronted with your staggering ignorant hypocrisy . | i also expect people like you to run like intellectually bankrupt when confronted with your staggering affectation. |
what the fuck is wrong with you and everyone commenting on this ? | what is wrong with you and everyone commenting on this ? |
thats why im in alaska , far away from toxic freaking parents . | That's why am in Alaska, far away from my parents. |
to be fair obama is just doing what any corrupt republican piece of shit would do . | to be fair obama is just doing what any corrupt republican would do |
you coming after my man ? bitch | you coming after my man? |
well if you find out lemme know , i just might get off my ass and come through lls | well if you find out lemme know , i just might get off and come through lls |
i could get more pussy then you , and i don 't even flow that way . | I could get more women then you and I don't even flow that way. |
the machine along with their small cadre of useful idiots carried the day . | The machine along with their small cadre of useful people carried the day |
this is a good ass game ! swear | This is a good game, I swear |
the only way this works is if we stop paying attention to this backwoods bitch . | The only way out is to stop paying attention to her. |
what the fuck did you just say to me ? | what did you just say to me? |
lmao maze is high as fuck lol | The maze is so high lol. |
aha i want it heaps but i 'm stuck with a fucking windows s it just randomly freezes . | Aha i want it heaps but im stuck with a windows it just randomly freezes |
true , willful stupidity is not in itself a matter for excommunication . | TRUE |
even if you do that , you can legally get your ass beat and thrown in jail . | Even if you do that , you can legally get your beat and thrown in jail. |
what the fuck about me ? | What about me |
how can you people vote for these goons , whats wrong with you ? | How can you people vote for these unsuitable leaders ? |
two stupids dont make a right | Two wrong don't make a right. |
nah just fuck islam is good enough . | Islam is good enough |
take some ownership of it and don 't let put your personal shit on the interwebs . | Take some ownership of it and don't let personal stuff on the interwebs |
fucks not given by reddit ceo reaches 68 , 68 . | screws not given by reddit chief compasses 68 , 68 . |
thought i was the only person that didnt watch that shit lol | thought i was the only person that didn't watch it |
lol fun from the shit i remember | Lol fun from that I remember |
< got back and was practically fuckin ' interviewed | Got back and was practically interviewed. |
the west should immediately be intervening and putting money behind stopping these cunts . | The west should immediately be intervening and putting money behind stoping these people. |
the fuck , anti - mine vehicles , m16s , and grenade launchers ? | What, anti-mine vehicles, M16s, and grenade launchers? |
you filthy american shit pig fuckers sent by my iphone | you american sent by my iPhone. |
i did da microwave shit bro it wks ! ! ! ! | Bro,I did the microwave and it works. |
the climate change shit is particularly hilarious . | The climate change thing is particularly hilarious. |
give me a fucking break there is no excuse for that . | give me a break there is no excuse for that . |
would you fucking stop with these lies ? | would you stop with these lies? |
trump is a cancer to humanity and the planet . | Trump influence is bad to humanity and the planet |
i couldn 't see it on my tv , they were tellin local shit | i couldnt see it on my tv. they were telling local thing |
what the fuck is north essex ? | What is north essex? |
- haha fareo ? yea city dont play bout your attendance ! ha they be on your ass | Haha fareo yea city don’t play bout your attendance! Ha they be on you |
you 're exactly what 's fucked up about our politics | You’re exactly what’s wrong about our politics. |
ain 't this bitch in school right now i already dumb as shit the least u could do is graduate | Isn't she in school right now i already not bright the least u could do is graduate |
pls go follow , her shit poo ! | pls go follow her |
got a bomb ass plan for & | got a bomb plan for & |
so to believe that government services are generally shit is to automatically be a shill for billionaires ? | so to believe that government services are generally bad is to automatically be a promoter for billionaires ? |
how 're you and your sexy ass doing ? | How are you and your sexy self doing? |
oh well , the pieces of shit are dead . | Oh well, the bad guys are dead. |
fuck , was locked out of my computer and lost the paragraph i wrote this morning | I was locked out of my computer and lost my work this morning. |
that shit was funny to me ! ! & you stay wearin tank tops & shorts ! lls | You are still wearing tank tops & shorts. That is funny to me. |
this isn 't a fucking business deal . | this isn 't a business deal . |
hell go back to crazytown withinhours . | Hell go back to town within hours |
i talked shit to will warren today about beating them hahaha epictweet | I spoke to Will Warren today about beating them, hahaha |
this is a very foolish statement . | This is not an usefull statement. |
shit is even more complicated . | Things are even more complicated |
then i 'm pretty sure isis is fucked . | then i 'm pretty sure isis is messed. |
we are not in a fucking hurry to find something that we can 't reach anytime soon . | We are not in a hurry to find something that we can't reach soon. |
what the fuck did you think would happen ? | What did you think would happen ? |
just for tonight bcuz my mentions r dead as fuck | just for tonight bcuz my mentions r dead as hell |
that shit irritates me with a passion lol | That irritate me |
you mean that 's what i 'm gonna see in may holy fuck that shit is incredible ! ! | you mean that 's what i 'm gonna see in may that is incredible ! ! |
it should , but unless your hdd is failing because of physical issues , then you have shit luck . | it should , but unless your hdd is failing because of physical issues , then you have much luck . |
china is behind yelling calm the fuck down kimmy . | china is behind yelling calm down kimmy |
they had their chance at a decent closure during the last 3 fucking seasons . | they had their chance at a decent closure during the last 3 seasons. |
he can tell anyone he wants to fuck off | He can tell anyone he wants to |
on the other hand peta are fucking nutjobs and cause more harm than good . | on the other hand peta cause harm than good. |
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