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some idiots no longer believe in national sovereignty .
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Some people not always believe in national sovereignty.
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that shit wouldn 't fly where i went to college .
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That wouldn't fly where I went to college.
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its 66 am and i want to sleep but fuck man i didnt want to see that .
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It's 6 AM and I want to sleep but come on man, I didn't want to see that.
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i 'm going to mute your ass - _ * u makin my eye twitch now be supportive
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I'm going to mute you, You making my eye twitch. Now, be supportive.
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hopefully that shit is appealable though .
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hopefully that it is appealable though.
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awwwwwww shit rt i got 2 followers hurry somebody get me another follower
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I have got 2 followers and urgently needs one more.
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fuck ur life buy me checkers
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Buy me checkers
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she 's fucking awesome and extremely nice !
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she 's awesome and extremely nice !
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really i guess we do shit likee that now ctfuu
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Really I guess we do things like that now.
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holy crap , what an astonishing story this is .
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Oh my God, what an astonishing story this is
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yeah she can but she aint got shit on me though .
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Yeah she can but she can't get trouble on me though
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and my grandma gave me a shot and a big ass pill for the pain
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and my grandma gave me a shot and a pill for the pain
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why the hell didnt someone shoot his ass ?
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Why didn't someone stopped him?
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" biblical drought " are you fucking retarded ?
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biblical drought
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panic all that fucking money spent on spying on you legal or not , wasted .
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Is all the money spent on spying you legal or not? It is wasted.
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unfortunately this bitch doesn 't like soda during track season
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He doesn't like soda during track season .
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shit man you 'll demolish spadafora but anyone u will fight fuck that 's a punch ! u right
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you 'll demolish spadafora but anyone u will fight, that's a punch u right
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have fun with your shitty mobile site while the rest of us stop being paranoid little bitches .
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Have fun with your mobile site while the rest of us stop being paranoid.
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how the fuck can a college kid afford a $350 belt ?
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how can a college kid afford a $350 belt ?
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you talk a lot of shit but yeah i do
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you talk a lot of but yeah i do
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then i fuck with youuu !
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then I deal with you
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he is a fucking nut job for suggesting mercantilism .
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I don't agree with his opinion of suggesting mercantilism.
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francois hollande 's a bitch that makes demands but presents nothing else to the table .
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Francois hollande's is a wicked that makes demands but presents nothing else to the table.
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lol where yo eastern hoes tell dem to hit me up so they cum c me
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Where are your eastern friends, tell them to hit me up so they can come and see me
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i gotta stop caring so much nobody ever gives two fucks about me
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i gotta stop caring so much nobody ever cares about me
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that , and it 's super fucking worth it .
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That is worth it.
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most intelligent people are probably biased against this gestapo shit , so they have a bit of a point .
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Most intelligent people are probably biased against this gestapo,so they have a bit of point
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somehow the state found the funding to be stupidly tough on crime .
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Somehow the state found the funding to be tough on crime.
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he is however full of shit .
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He doesn't make sense.
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nobody got time for this shit
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Nobody got time for this.
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they should all be whipped and quartered !
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They should all be punished
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go ahead and let it die .
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go ahead and let it end.
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so somebody who is just waiting to crap on the team , i suppose it makes little difference .
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so somebody who is just waiting to mess on the team , i suppose it makes little difference .
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no , but proposing shit like this is what helps the nutters re - elect these sleazeballs .
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Proposing none sense is what helps peopele re - elect unsuitable leaders.
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mr kamkar , stupidbe legal but it is still enough to put you out of your job .
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Mr kamkar it is enough to put you out of your job
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gotta be up at fucking 74 my life is so hard
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Gotta be up at 74 my life is so hard
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im with a spanish bitch , if she aint fucking adios !
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im with a spanish girl , if she aint adios !
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this headline is misleading as fuck .
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this headline is misleading.
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are you talking shit about " v " , man ? !
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Are you talking about “v” man?!
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you still missed like half the shit ive changed .
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you still missed like half the things ive changed.
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i also expect people like you to run like intellectually bankrupt coward when confronted with your staggering ignorant hypocrisy .
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i also expect people like you to run like intellectually bankrupt when confronted with your staggering affectation.
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what the fuck is wrong with you and everyone commenting on this ?
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what is wrong with you and everyone commenting on this ?
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thats why im in alaska , far away from toxic freaking parents .
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That's why am in Alaska, far away from my parents.
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to be fair obama is just doing what any corrupt republican piece of shit would do .
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to be fair obama is just doing what any corrupt republican would do
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you coming after my man ? bitch
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you coming after my man?
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well if you find out lemme know , i just might get off my ass and come through lls
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well if you find out lemme know , i just might get off and come through lls
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i could get more pussy then you , and i don 't even flow that way .
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I could get more women then you and I don't even flow that way.
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the machine along with their small cadre of useful idiots carried the day .
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The machine along with their small cadre of useful people carried the day
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this is a good ass game ! swear
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This is a good game, I swear
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the only way this works is if we stop paying attention to this backwoods bitch .
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The only way out is to stop paying attention to her.
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what the fuck did you just say to me ?
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what did you just say to me?
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lmao maze is high as fuck lol
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The maze is so high lol.
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aha i want it heaps but i 'm stuck with a fucking windows s it just randomly freezes .
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Aha i want it heaps but im stuck with a windows it just randomly freezes
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true , willful stupidity is not in itself a matter for excommunication .
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TRUE
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even if you do that , you can legally get your ass beat and thrown in jail .
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Even if you do that , you can legally get your beat and thrown in jail.
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what the fuck about me ?
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What about me
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how can you people vote for these goons , whats wrong with you ?
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How can you people vote for these unsuitable leaders ?
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two stupids dont make a right
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Two wrong don't make a right.
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nah just fuck islam is good enough .
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Islam is good enough
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take some ownership of it and don 't let put your personal shit on the interwebs .
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Take some ownership of it and don't let personal stuff on the interwebs
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fucks not given by reddit ceo reaches 68 , 68 .
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screws not given by reddit chief compasses 68 , 68 .
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thought i was the only person that didnt watch that shit lol
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thought i was the only person that didn't watch it
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lol fun from the shit i remember
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Lol fun from that I remember
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< got back and was practically fuckin ' interviewed
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Got back and was practically interviewed.
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the west should immediately be intervening and putting money behind stopping these cunts .
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The west should immediately be intervening and putting money behind stoping these people.
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the fuck , anti - mine vehicles , m16s , and grenade launchers ?
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What, anti-mine vehicles, M16s, and grenade launchers?
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you filthy american shit pig fuckers sent by my iphone
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you american sent by my iPhone.
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i did da microwave shit bro it wks ! ! ! !
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Bro,I did the microwave and it works.
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the climate change shit is particularly hilarious .
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The climate change thing is particularly hilarious.
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give me a fucking break there is no excuse for that .
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give me a break there is no excuse for that .
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would you fucking stop with these lies ?
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would you stop with these lies?
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trump is a cancer to humanity and the planet .
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Trump influence is bad to humanity and the planet
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i couldn 't see it on my tv , they were tellin local shit
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i couldnt see it on my tv. they were telling local thing
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what the fuck is north essex ?
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What is north essex?
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- haha fareo ? yea city dont play bout your attendance ! ha they be on your ass
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Haha fareo yea city don’t play bout your attendance! Ha they be on you
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you 're exactly what 's fucked up about our politics
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You’re exactly what’s wrong about our politics.
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ain 't this bitch in school right now i already dumb as shit the least u could do is graduate
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Isn't she in school right now i already not bright the least u could do is graduate
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pls go follow , her shit poo !
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pls go follow her
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got a bomb ass plan for &
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got a bomb plan for &
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so to believe that government services are generally shit is to automatically be a shill for billionaires ?
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so to believe that government services are generally bad is to automatically be a promoter for billionaires ?
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how 're you and your sexy ass doing ?
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How are you and your sexy self doing?
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oh well , the pieces of shit are dead .
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Oh well, the bad guys are dead.
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fuck , was locked out of my computer and lost the paragraph i wrote this morning
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I was locked out of my computer and lost my work this morning.
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that shit was funny to me ! ! & you stay wearin tank tops & shorts ! lls
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You are still wearing tank tops & shorts. That is funny to me.
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this isn 't a fucking business deal .
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this isn 't a business deal .
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hell go back to crazytown withinhours .
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Hell go back to town within hours
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i talked shit to will warren today about beating them hahaha epictweet
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I spoke to Will Warren today about beating them, hahaha
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this is a very foolish statement .
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This is not an usefull statement.
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shit is even more complicated .
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Things are even more complicated
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then i 'm pretty sure isis is fucked .
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then i 'm pretty sure isis is messed.
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we are not in a fucking hurry to find something that we can 't reach anytime soon .
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We are not in a hurry to find something that we can't reach soon.
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what the fuck did you think would happen ?
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What did you think would happen ?
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just for tonight bcuz my mentions r dead as fuck
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just for tonight bcuz my mentions r dead as hell
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that shit irritates me with a passion lol
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That irritate me
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you mean that 's what i 'm gonna see in may holy fuck that shit is incredible ! !
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you mean that 's what i 'm gonna see in may that is incredible ! !
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it should , but unless your hdd is failing because of physical issues , then you have shit luck .
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it should , but unless your hdd is failing because of physical issues , then you have much luck .
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china is behind yelling calm the fuck down kimmy .
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china is behind yelling calm down kimmy
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they had their chance at a decent closure during the last 3 fucking seasons .
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they had their chance at a decent closure during the last 3 seasons.
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he can tell anyone he wants to fuck off
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He can tell anyone he wants to
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on the other hand peta are fucking nutjobs and cause more harm than good .
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on the other hand peta cause harm than good.
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