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i 'm surprised you didn 't ride into ht on a donkey or some shit .
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i 'm surprised you didn 't ride into ht on a donkey or something
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because now the religious fanatics only have 3 weeks to bitch and complain to him instead of 3 years .
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because now the religious fanatics only have 3 weeks to complain to him instead of 3 years .
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i 'm bleaching the fuck out of it so it goes white d d d d ! x
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I'm bleaching it white.
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but then that would fuck my coworker over
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But then that would put my coworker in a lot of trouble.
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you know how i know you didn 't read the fucking article ?
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You know how I know you didn't read the article?
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this is good and all , but damn nigga
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This is good and all but surprising
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he 's just fucking with us at this point , right ?
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He's just with us at this point, ok?
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sorry kelly , we dont want you or your filthy coal up here in canada .
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sorry kelly, we dont want you or your coal up here in canada
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urban warfare is a bitch .
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Urban warfare is terrible
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a few years ago , shit was going crazy .
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A few years ago things went really bad
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you love me shut the fuck up "
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you love me
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ima be mad ass hell if it do !
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Ima be very angry if it do.
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youre nothing to me motherfcker .
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You mean nothing to me
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which is why they should get him out before he fucks it all up .
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which is why they should get him out before he gets into troubles
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i give a fuck about not you or that other fake ass biebliber
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I don't care about anybody
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i hope one day you will realize your errors and stop being an ignoramus .
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I hope you will realize your errors.
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there is absolutely no excuse for this shit .
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There is no any excuse about this.
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you just want to fuck hot women don 't you ?
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you just want to sleep with hot women dont you ?
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holy shit , imagine if they were .
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Now, imagine if they were
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really i talk shit now whose the one thats been giving me all the shoutouts .
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really i'm talking now whose the one thats been giving me all the shoutouts .
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haha lol you and your fucking rectum again ! !
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You and your rectum again
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i 'd kinda feel bad , all the lonely ass people would buy it lmao
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i 'd kinda feel bad , all the lonely people would buy it lmao
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many times they just want to validate their stupid actions .
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Many times they just want to validate their actions.
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fuck up i wouldn 't kno that .
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i wouldn't know that
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it serious shit but hey .
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it serious stuff but hey
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ohmy i 'm friends with cute ass now !
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ohmy i 'm friends with cute girl now !
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the problem i find is that most of my friends who smoke view vaping as " for pussies " .
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the problem i find is that most of my friends who smoke view vaping as joke
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holy fuck , you 're bring my world crashing down on me .
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You are bringing my world crashing down on me
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i hope dis crazy bitch leave me alone fa gud dis time smdreads
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I hope this person leave me alone this time
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cant believe the shit i just heard
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cant belive the thing i just heard
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personally , i agree with metooist that bottled water is stupid .
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personally , i agree with metooist that bottled water is bad.
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holy shit , a nuanced opinion based in fact .
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a nuanced opinion based in fact.
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apparently the zobell ( sp ) decision does not matter to this fool .
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apparently the zobell ( sp ) decision does not matter
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you can do what you want , without having to worry about my ass
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you can do what you want , without having to worry about me
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i hope wilson sues the fucking shit out of them .
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i hope wilson sues them .
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the fuck ? why would i leave my sister ?
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Why would i leave my sister
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if they were really serious about it , they 've only had 43 years to get their shit together .
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If they were really serious about it , they’ve only had 43 years to fix there problems .
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i need to get away from this fuckin madness
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I need to get away from this madness.
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this guy is a complete idiot .
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This man is not good
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he 's having the electorate on , easiest job in the fucking world .
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He's having the electorate on, easiest job in the world!
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but its hot as fuck down here
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But it’s so hot down here
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seems like shit is getting too hot over there .
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Seems like thjng is getting to hot over there
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fuck thatttt , dancing for me every night d lmfaoooo
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Dancing for me every night
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who am i kidding egypt dosnet give a fuck about them .
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who am i kidding egypt dosnet care about them
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ewwww , bitch dont u dare to do naughty things in my bed , or my pool o lmfaoooo '
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Please don't do anything inappropriate in my bed or my pool
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you can never fuck wit me
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Don't play with me
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all them mothafuckas know whts poppin trust me ! i bet them bitches ain 't getting cutoff in chicago
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All of them know whats poppin trust me! I bet the people aint getting cutoff in chicago
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in case you are wondering you racist i am a jacobite assyrian .
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in case you are wondering i am a jacobite assyrian
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fuck i just drove from milan to zurich 5 days ago !
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I just drove from milan to Zurich 79 days ago!
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the premise of diversity being a good thing is stupid and has no logical foundation .
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the premise of diversity being a good thing is not correct and has no logical foundation .
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and nobody gives two shits about your aunt .
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and nobody cares about your aunt .
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she dnt even get dick so she b stressin
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She dont get any so she get stressed.
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chillin n this nut ass bar on the corner takin shots wyd
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chillin in this nut bar on the corner takin shots wyd
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* * all the shit he stole is with glen greenwald .
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All the things he stole is with Glen greenwald
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so we agree both are cunts ?
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so we agree both are not that smart ?
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take yo ass to sleeep ! ! ! lol
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go to sleep! lol
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put your pitchforks down guys because she 's probably full of shit 87 news
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put your pitchforks down guys because she 's probably full of 87 news
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what kind of fucked up person tries to blow himself up by a school ?
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What kind of person tries to blow himself up by a school ?
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i 'm scared to put on a fucking hoodie man .
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i 'm scared to put on a hoodie man .
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well uf better get the fuck ready for us
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Make sure it’s ready for us
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dont play with fire , stupid ass .
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dont play with fire
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shut your angry ass up
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Keep quiet.
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stop dick 'n you aint even n it lls sykeee
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stop 'n you aint even n it lls sykeee
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meanwhile , missouri 's legislature is itchin' do do the same shit to " stay competitive " with kansas .
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Missouri's legislature wants 'to do the same thing to stay competitive' with Kansas
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son , what the fuck are you talking about ?
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Son, what are you talking about.
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- laughs , holding my stomach - bitch , i eat everything
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Holding my stomach, i eat everything
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they need people who won 't give a fuck about blackmail , maybe then shit will get done
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they need people who don't care about blackmail , maybe then job will get done
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yeah he will the fucking bastard .
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yeah he will the bad guy
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people in first world countries have things like the ice bucket challenge and shit .
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People in first world countries have things like the ice bucket challenge.
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i can call people whatever i like idiot .
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i can call people whatever i like
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even though it 's shit news hopefully more and more people will become aware of the issue .
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even though it 's news hopefully more and more people will become aware of the issue .
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who the fuck wants to live there anyways
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Who wants to live there anyways.
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ha true have u seen the pointless shit i post on here
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ha true have u seen the pointless things i post on here
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gotta take a dictionary out for this shit goddamn
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Gotta take a dictionary out for this.
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discrimination is still alive for sure but making up shit to jump on the sympathy wagon is just bullshit .
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discrimination is still alive for sure but it should not be done for sympathy.
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think about puppies and kittens and pretty little cakes and ribbons and shit .
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think about puppies and kittens and pretty little cakes and ribbons .
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this whole planet is fucked .
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This whole planet is in trouble.
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it never was shit and its never gon be shit .
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It never was and never will be.
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aww little shit , she def needs the break
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She needs the break
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what a pile of drivel !
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That's a huge pile of drivel.
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what are they , fucking high ?
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Are they drunk?
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how the fuck is he a music producer as well ? ! ! let 's not go there .
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How come he is a music producer as well?!! Let us leave it at that.
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i 'll not able to talk in front of them , i 'm fucking shy d
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I'm a bit shy to stand before the crowd to talk
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holy shit , i 'm not alone .
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i'm not alone
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who the fuck do you think is actually fighting against isis on the ground , dumbass ?
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Who do you think is actually fighting against isis on the ground?
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holy fuck its beast from the 46 s series beauty and the beast scglive
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oh my god its beast from the 46 s series beauty and the beast scglive
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oh wait , most cops are jack asses
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Oh wait, most cops are bad
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i travel alot and the america portrayed by the fearmongering idiots is not the america that is out there .
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i travel alot and the america portrayed by the fearmongering is not the america that is out there .
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who gives a shit though , right .
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Who cares, right
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goes to show , even the ugly ones can be pretty good smoothtalkers .
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goes to show , even the ugly ones can be pretty good smoothtalkers .
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spell check is a bitch
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Spell check is not always a good option.
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man he over here but i 'll grab a 55 and come fuck wit u
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Man he over here but i'll grab a 55 and come with you
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lmao didn 't know ppl still watched that shit
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Imao didn't know ppl still watched that
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there was no need for you to be a dick like you were .
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there was no need for you to behave that way
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look you imbecile , the round for the ar15 is pretty close to the .
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look, the round for the ar15 is pretty close to the .
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how dare you remove messages that i post on my talk page you wanker .
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It is not good that you remove my post on my talk page
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but who the fuck cares ?
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but who cares ?
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i am sick of hearing about this old fuck who doesn 't know how to groom himself .
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i am sick of hearing about this old man who doesn 't know how to groom himself .
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what canada really needs is an actual good leader , not stephen ignorant fuck harper .
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What canada really needs is an actual good leader
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i wanna fuck her just cause of her rudeness lol
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I want to do her because of her cruelty.
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