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i 'm surprised you didn 't ride into ht on a donkey or some shit . | i 'm surprised you didn 't ride into ht on a donkey or something |
because now the religious fanatics only have 3 weeks to bitch and complain to him instead of 3 years . | because now the religious fanatics only have 3 weeks to complain to him instead of 3 years . |
i 'm bleaching the fuck out of it so it goes white d d d d ! x | I'm bleaching it white. |
but then that would fuck my coworker over | But then that would put my coworker in a lot of trouble. |
you know how i know you didn 't read the fucking article ? | You know how I know you didn't read the article? |
this is good and all , but damn nigga | This is good and all but surprising |
he 's just fucking with us at this point , right ? | He's just with us at this point, ok? |
sorry kelly , we dont want you or your filthy coal up here in canada . | sorry kelly, we dont want you or your coal up here in canada |
urban warfare is a bitch . | Urban warfare is terrible |
a few years ago , shit was going crazy . | A few years ago things went really bad |
you love me shut the fuck up " | you love me |
ima be mad ass hell if it do ! | Ima be very angry if it do. |
youre nothing to me motherfcker . | You mean nothing to me |
which is why they should get him out before he fucks it all up . | which is why they should get him out before he gets into troubles |
i give a fuck about not you or that other fake ass biebliber | I don't care about anybody |
i hope one day you will realize your errors and stop being an ignoramus . | I hope you will realize your errors. |
there is absolutely no excuse for this shit . | There is no any excuse about this. |
you just want to fuck hot women don 't you ? | you just want to sleep with hot women dont you ? |
holy shit , imagine if they were . | Now, imagine if they were |
really i talk shit now whose the one thats been giving me all the shoutouts . | really i'm talking now whose the one thats been giving me all the shoutouts . |
haha lol you and your fucking rectum again ! ! | You and your rectum again |
i 'd kinda feel bad , all the lonely ass people would buy it lmao | i 'd kinda feel bad , all the lonely people would buy it lmao |
many times they just want to validate their stupid actions . | Many times they just want to validate their actions. |
fuck up i wouldn 't kno that . | i wouldn't know that |
it serious shit but hey . | it serious stuff but hey |
ohmy i 'm friends with cute ass now ! | ohmy i 'm friends with cute girl now ! |
the problem i find is that most of my friends who smoke view vaping as " for pussies " . | the problem i find is that most of my friends who smoke view vaping as joke |
holy fuck , you 're bring my world crashing down on me . | You are bringing my world crashing down on me |
i hope dis crazy bitch leave me alone fa gud dis time smdreads | I hope this person leave me alone this time |
cant believe the shit i just heard | cant belive the thing i just heard |
personally , i agree with metooist that bottled water is stupid . | personally , i agree with metooist that bottled water is bad. |
holy shit , a nuanced opinion based in fact . | a nuanced opinion based in fact. |
apparently the zobell ( sp ) decision does not matter to this fool . | apparently the zobell ( sp ) decision does not matter |
you can do what you want , without having to worry about my ass | you can do what you want , without having to worry about me |
i hope wilson sues the fucking shit out of them . | i hope wilson sues them . |
the fuck ? why would i leave my sister ? | Why would i leave my sister |
if they were really serious about it , they 've only had 43 years to get their shit together . | If they were really serious about it , they’ve only had 43 years to fix there problems . |
i need to get away from this fuckin madness | I need to get away from this madness. |
this guy is a complete idiot . | This man is not good |
he 's having the electorate on , easiest job in the fucking world . | He's having the electorate on, easiest job in the world! |
but its hot as fuck down here | But it’s so hot down here |
seems like shit is getting too hot over there . | Seems like thjng is getting to hot over there |
fuck thatttt , dancing for me every night d lmfaoooo | Dancing for me every night |
who am i kidding egypt dosnet give a fuck about them . | who am i kidding egypt dosnet care about them |
ewwww , bitch dont u dare to do naughty things in my bed , or my pool o lmfaoooo ' | Please don't do anything inappropriate in my bed or my pool |
you can never fuck wit me | Don't play with me |
all them mothafuckas know whts poppin trust me ! i bet them bitches ain 't getting cutoff in chicago | All of them know whats poppin trust me! I bet the people aint getting cutoff in chicago |
in case you are wondering you racist i am a jacobite assyrian . | in case you are wondering i am a jacobite assyrian |
fuck i just drove from milan to zurich 5 days ago ! | I just drove from milan to Zurich 79 days ago! |
the premise of diversity being a good thing is stupid and has no logical foundation . | the premise of diversity being a good thing is not correct and has no logical foundation . |
and nobody gives two shits about your aunt . | and nobody cares about your aunt . |
she dnt even get dick so she b stressin | She dont get any so she get stressed. |
chillin n this nut ass bar on the corner takin shots wyd | chillin in this nut bar on the corner takin shots wyd |
* * all the shit he stole is with glen greenwald . | All the things he stole is with Glen greenwald |
so we agree both are cunts ? | so we agree both are not that smart ? |
take yo ass to sleeep ! ! ! lol | go to sleep! lol |
put your pitchforks down guys because she 's probably full of shit 87 news | put your pitchforks down guys because she 's probably full of 87 news |
what kind of fucked up person tries to blow himself up by a school ? | What kind of person tries to blow himself up by a school ? |
i 'm scared to put on a fucking hoodie man . | i 'm scared to put on a hoodie man . |
well uf better get the fuck ready for us | Make sure it’s ready for us |
dont play with fire , stupid ass . | dont play with fire |
shut your angry ass up | Keep quiet. |
stop dick 'n you aint even n it lls sykeee | stop 'n you aint even n it lls sykeee |
meanwhile , missouri 's legislature is itchin' do do the same shit to " stay competitive " with kansas . | Missouri's legislature wants 'to do the same thing to stay competitive' with Kansas |
son , what the fuck are you talking about ? | Son, what are you talking about. |
- laughs , holding my stomach - bitch , i eat everything | Holding my stomach, i eat everything |
they need people who won 't give a fuck about blackmail , maybe then shit will get done | they need people who don't care about blackmail , maybe then job will get done |
yeah he will the fucking bastard . | yeah he will the bad guy |
people in first world countries have things like the ice bucket challenge and shit . | People in first world countries have things like the ice bucket challenge. |
i can call people whatever i like idiot . | i can call people whatever i like |
even though it 's shit news hopefully more and more people will become aware of the issue . | even though it 's news hopefully more and more people will become aware of the issue . |
who the fuck wants to live there anyways | Who wants to live there anyways. |
ha true have u seen the pointless shit i post on here | ha true have u seen the pointless things i post on here |
gotta take a dictionary out for this shit goddamn | Gotta take a dictionary out for this. |
discrimination is still alive for sure but making up shit to jump on the sympathy wagon is just bullshit . | discrimination is still alive for sure but it should not be done for sympathy. |
think about puppies and kittens and pretty little cakes and ribbons and shit . | think about puppies and kittens and pretty little cakes and ribbons . |
this whole planet is fucked . | This whole planet is in trouble. |
it never was shit and its never gon be shit . | It never was and never will be. |
aww little shit , she def needs the break | She needs the break |
what a pile of drivel ! | That's a huge pile of drivel. |
what are they , fucking high ? | Are they drunk? |
how the fuck is he a music producer as well ? ! ! let 's not go there . | How come he is a music producer as well?!! Let us leave it at that. |
i 'll not able to talk in front of them , i 'm fucking shy d | I'm a bit shy to stand before the crowd to talk |
holy shit , i 'm not alone . | i'm not alone |
who the fuck do you think is actually fighting against isis on the ground , dumbass ? | Who do you think is actually fighting against isis on the ground? |
holy fuck its beast from the 46 s series beauty and the beast scglive | oh my god its beast from the 46 s series beauty and the beast scglive |
oh wait , most cops are jack asses | Oh wait, most cops are bad |
i travel alot and the america portrayed by the fearmongering idiots is not the america that is out there . | i travel alot and the america portrayed by the fearmongering is not the america that is out there . |
who gives a shit though , right . | Who cares, right |
goes to show , even the ugly ones can be pretty good smoothtalkers . | goes to show , even the ugly ones can be pretty good smoothtalkers . |
spell check is a bitch | Spell check is not always a good option. |
man he over here but i 'll grab a 55 and come fuck wit u | Man he over here but i'll grab a 55 and come with you |
lmao didn 't know ppl still watched that shit | Imao didn't know ppl still watched that |
there was no need for you to be a dick like you were . | there was no need for you to behave that way |
look you imbecile , the round for the ar15 is pretty close to the . | look, the round for the ar15 is pretty close to the . |
how dare you remove messages that i post on my talk page you wanker . | It is not good that you remove my post on my talk page |
but who the fuck cares ? | but who cares ? |
i am sick of hearing about this old fuck who doesn 't know how to groom himself . | i am sick of hearing about this old man who doesn 't know how to groom himself . |
what canada really needs is an actual good leader , not stephen ignorant fuck harper . | What canada really needs is an actual good leader |
i wanna fuck her just cause of her rudeness lol | I want to do her because of her cruelty. |
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