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economists like to claim they know math when they are predicting crap from a crystal ball . | Economist like to claim they know math when they are predicting. |
they have plenty , even though their gov 'ts are even more fucked up . | they have plenty, even though their govts are even more unsuitable. |
niggas is crazy you can 't trust em provenfact | They are unusual and you cannot trust them. |
wish this bitch would tell some real stories . | Wish she would tell some real stories |
yeah it is lol but the way y 'all talking about her damn lol lol | yeah it is lol but the way y 'all talking about her lol lol |
they should put that condescending bitch right in the middle of syria and let her continue her interview . | They should put that woman in Syria and let her continue her interview there. |
hell yeah you better get my bro his italian ass he a ghetto italian doe ! ! | Yes! You better get my bro some Italian stuffs he's obsessed with it. |
cool cool i needa take my ass to the gym i been slacking this week lol | cool cool i needa take myself to the gym i been slacking this week lol |
it so exposes you all for what you are , hypocrites . | You are showing disapproval |
lmao cause you probably was on that 56 shit lol | Cause you probably was on that 56. |
since you are taught from a book that was written by a moron you become one . | You are what you learn from. |
that idiot doctor got millions . | that doctor got millions . |
unfortunately this bitch doesn 't like soda during track season | Unfortunately this unstable person doesn't like soda during track season |
get this pathetic bastard of twitter | Get this person of Twitter |
if you 're not a total fuck up , you can see a pension at 80 . | If you didn't totally mess up in life, you can see a pension at 80. |
* holds your ass cheeks , thrusting at once , crying out * | Hold your cheeks, thrusting at once, crying out |
and he do this for free , just for the joy of humiliating the arrogant and illinformed . | And he do this for free, just for the joy of humiliating the arrogant and illinformed. |
before any of you anti gun pussies chime in . | Before anti gun guys come in. |
even if they were a lying bitch . | even if they were a liar. |
ugh ! fuck that ! i didn 't see it ! | Oh, i did not see it. |
thy fucking took it down ! sonnuvahbitch ! | thy took it down |
the nigga in me turned it off as soon as i got it | the nigga in me turned it off as soon as i got it |
it was really shit bearing in mind i have seen like every action and alien movie going | it was really bearing in mind i have seen like every action and alien movie going |
i was being a smart ass . | I was being smart |
lmao i 'm in sucky ass class | i laught , i'm in a boring class |
i 'm the cutest bitch out here | i'm the cutest out here |
the truth is probably that very few people in poland noticed or even gave a shit if they did . | The truth is probably that very few people in Poland noticed or even cared if they did |
i swear i didnt say my hair , i said hand bitch hand | I swear i didnt say my hair, i said hand. |
max gets knocked on his fat ass like hespounds . | Max gets knocked down |
wish this bitch would tell some real stories . | wish this person would tell some real stories |
sympathy is nice but it means jack shit if it doesn 't help enact change . | Sympathy is nice but it means nothing if it doesn't help enact change. |
honestly how fucking hard is it to check your facts ? | Honestly how hard is it to check your facts? |
its just dumb luck that whoever did this isn 't clever enough to have really stirred some shit up | its just bad luck that whoever did this isnt clever enough to have really stirred things up |
who the fuck does this guy think he is ? | who does this guy think he is ? |
whaa , keep crying soar loser | Whoa. Keep crying. |
deer can be aggressive as fuck then . | Deer can be very aggressive then. |
look don 't fuck with me right now . | don't joke with me right now |
useless politicians give no tools or authority to hpd . | sone politicians give no tools or authority to hpd . |
the problem is that their management is so ridiculously incompetent . | the problem is that their management is so incompetent. |
this movie is fucking bullshit | This movie is bad. |
i see you have life fucked up | I see, your life is not good. |
too much inventory , nobody is buying , time to blow that shit up and get that insurance money | too much inventory, nobody is buying, time to get that insurance money |
who the fuck smiles and laughs when they are doing that shit to someone ? | Who smiles and laughs when they are doing that to someone? |
again , more silly liberal games . | again, more unsuitable liberal games. |
because you turn 76 , little pisshead | Because you are 76 now |
damn ey try to enjoy tha rest off the day thinkin off ya xo | ey try to enjoy tha rest off the day thinkin off ya xo |
holy shit when will this story die ? | when will this story die ? |
how about you stop slinging shit and contribute to the fucking conversation instead . | How about you stop slinging and contribute to the conversation. |
fucks no i just know redlands area i was always out there | no i just know redlands area i was always out there |
lol stop doubtin it n jus make sure she on her shit ! | Lol stop doubting n just make sure she on her things |
no , otherwise you 'd be speaking german and the whole world would be fucked . | No, otherwise you'd be speaking german and the whole world would be in trouble |
fuck those ragheads running the government . | shame to those running the government. |
its time for them to explain the maniac they are protecting in the white house . | it is time for them to explain that they are protecting in the white house. |
i fucking despise the tsa . | I despise the tsa. |
this shit will be approved after a feinted discussion | This will be approved after a feinted discussion |
i think a female teacher is way more worst than a male one | i think a female teacher is inferior to a male one |
fuck that , anyone who knows the republic of telly is more then welcome to stand me a pint . | Anyone who knows the republic of telly is more then welcome to stand me a pint |
it was rude of me to say heifer keep getting dogged your feelings are not about shit anyways ! | It was rude of me to say heifer keep getting dodged your feelings are not about things anyways. |
tim : hell do you up a treat , mate . | tim : do you up a treat , mate |
turns out the harvard study is garbage . | Turns out the Harvard Study was not useful. |
the whole last 57 mins is pretty fucked up ! ! | The whole last 57 mins is pretty awful |
disgusting actions by the liberals . | Unpleasant actions by the liberals . |
they did hit the people who fucked up the safety though . | They did hit the people who messed up the safety though. |
lol gl , eygpt has a large ass military . | Egypt has a large bad military. |
i 'd have to get paid a pretty penny to sign up for that shit . | I’d have to get paid a pretty penny to sign up for that |
yeah he cheating stop fucking with that nerd lol | Yes, he is cheating. Get over him. |
and folding paper shit in to birds . | and folding paper in to birds . |
bitch when werent you in love lol | When did you not fall in love? |
but it doess look good , just fucking shit scarringly good | but it doess look good , just scarringly good |
did you read the fucking article before commenting ? | did you read the article before commenting? |
fuck he 's said a few normal things lately . | he's said a few normal things lately. |
i am in the hands of fools in this place . | i am in the hands of unsuitable people in this place . |
get a life you lazy broke ass . | Do something of your life. |
better annoy the shit out of lexington like sumter did to us ! | Lexington should be annoyed as sumter did to us |
bra kobe hasnt always been like the he was playful and shit too . | bra kobe hasnt always been like the he was playful and bad too . |
keep talking shit and being fake | Keep talking nonsense and being fake. |
but the mad king has no balls at all . | The angry King doesn't have the guts at all. |
nah , i just wanna say what ever the fuck i want and not get called out . | nah , i just wanna say what ever i want and not get called out . |
plus u were rude as fuck to me on your damn birthday - _ - the fuck . | Besides, you treat me in a bad way even on your birthday. |
we drinkin the same juice my nig ? ! | Are we drinking the same juice bro? |
is quick weaves the one with the glue n shit ? or that clip pony tail bulljive ? | Is quick weaves the one with the glue or that cut pony tail? |
rt 5 thingsaboutme < - - - - - ill unfollow you ! take that shit to fb | rt 5 thingsaboutme < - - - - - ill unfollow you ! take that stuff to fb |
just too bad there isnt some way to weed out the idiots . | just too bad there isnt some way to weed out bad people |
you are a worthless piece of shit . | You are not so needed |
what a daft allegation , and a complete evasion of the point under discussion . | That allegation is an evasion of the point being discussed |
o _ e that 's fucked up . | the _ and that's not cool. |
when these idiots and morons show up with no toilet paper and fill the bay with crap . | When these people show up, they mess everywhere. |
how the fuck can a school president be paid over 40 k a year ? | how can a school president be paid over 40k a year? |
or you just pulling stuff out of your ass ? | Or you just pulling stuff out. |
i 'll on have my girbaud skirt and jersey ready for ya ass | i 'll on have my girbaud skirt and jersey ready for you |
but in reality , who knows where he draws the line , and that is the scariest fucking part . | but in reality , who knows where he draws the line , and that is the scariest part . |
edit who the fuck downvotes facts . | edit who downvotes facts |
that grove street party beat is my shit | That grove street party beat is what I like |
john , he is a rich village idiot too . | John he is a rich villiager |
that is a clear reference to your monster man , trump . | This is a clear reference to your man, Trump. |
fire her ass or she can look for another job | Fire her or she can look for another job |
this shit has been bothering me for a while . | This thing has been bothering me for a while |
if i was kob i 'd be bitch slapping the shit out of every laker player | if i was kob i'd be mad at every laker player |
i subtweeted the shit out of your absence yo . | I subtweeted your absence |
fucking cisco sold them the hardware . | cisco sold them the hardware |
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