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am i the only one here who doesn 't have a fucking ipad ?
am i the only one here who doesn 't have a ipad ?
so you have no morals congrats on that , loser .
So you have no morals, congratulations on that.
violent behavior in nam , holy shit , i hope he 's ok .
There’s violent behavior in nam. I hope he’s okay.
i don 't think you understand how fucked cartels are .
I don't think you understand how cartels are.
and shit , do you have a cold bro ?
And do you have a cold?
like in this spying shit .
in this spying situations
more jobs higher wages were election slogans for suckers
more jobs higher wages were election slogans for people
you 're an idiot , read your own fucking links
Read your own links.
because i fucking miss you and because i fucking said so
because i miss you and because i said so
this wikipedia stuff is good shit , next rounds on me aye .
this wikipedia stuff is good, next rounds on me aye.
shit ! that 's been their plan all along !
that 's been their plan all along !
rt ima agree with you on that his shit is so bland and shallow
I agree with you that his performance is bland and shallow
the captain maroney thing is entertaining to a point but they actually believe that shit .
The captain maroney thing is entertaining to a point but they actually believe it
how much of a cunt you have to be to prey on disabled people .
Why do you prey on disabled people?
but if they stopped accepting marriage applications , now that shit is wrong .
but if they stopped accepting marriage applications, now that is wrong.
if i have to go outside anyhow , fuck it , i 'm having a real cigarette .
If I have to go outside anyhow I will, I’m having a real cigarette
oh shit , i 'm spiraling i 'm spiraling
I'm spiraling, I'm spiraling.
its not like we are still fucking at war , its a small presence .
Its not like we are still at war, its a small presence
just stop acting like you know shit about my life .
You don’t know about my life.
tim : hell do you up a treat , mate .
tim : hell do you up a treat , mate .
i wish people would stop looking at this shit like doctors were asking to ban diet soda .
I wish people would stop looking at it like doctors are asking to prohibit diet soda
you love me shut the fuck up "
You really like me, don't say anything else
dont play dumb , jay edward !
Don't act innocent jay Edward
they point it as shit and shit shoots out .
they point it and shoots out
how was da ass eatin contest ?
how was da eatin contest ?
i was so fuckin high , it was amazing .
I was so high, it was amazing.
fuck wrong with her ton lol
Her tone ain't right.
where do people keep getting this shit from ?
Where do people keep getting this from?
alotta bitches from high school grew up to be
a lot of mean girls from high school grew up to be
the only person to blame is the sick piece of trash that pulled the trigger .
The only person to blame is the one that pulled the trigger
what the fuck is night cheese ?
What is night cheese?
anyone who doesn 't kiss the ayatollah 's ass must be expelled to keep your ranks pure .
anyone who doesn 't kiss the ayatollah must be expelled to keep your ranks pure .
these retards in stl did this just fine on their own .
these persons in stl did this just fine on their own.
only public outcry and the will of the people will get this idiot removed .
Ony public outcry and the will of the people will get that person removed.
all any decent person can say is that they are crooked misfits and deviants .
all any decent person can say is that they are not on the right path.
" get a buzz & watch some 4 d shit , yeah ! ! !
Stop and watch something nice.
well we are now thoroughly fucked .
Now we are totally destroyed
alot o rumors ! ! ! ! ugh bitch hurt another amazing boy ? > |
alot o rumors ! ! ! ! ugh she hurt another amazing boy ? > |
reddit is not a venue for you to put your fucking business in the world 's face .
Reddit is not a place to put your business.
she has a child and no fucking healthcare ?
She has a child and no health care
ur fb posts are makin me laugh ahaha u mean but funny wit yo silly ass ahaha smh
ur fb posts are making me laugh hahaha u mean but funny with your silliness
but we do have fun block parties n shit ! !
but we do have fun block parties
oh shit , you remind me that i have to download visitor q
Oh, you remind me that I have to download visitor q
fuck driving my sister to student council early .
driving my sister to student council early
going the fuckin in on these tweets
Going in on these tweets
send me another zip up from your line ! shit 's so comfy
send me another zip up from your line ! it's so comfy
and why the fuck was he carrying a knife ?
and why was he carrying a knife?
i bought the mag the other day and it was about 63 pages of alcohol ads and naked bitches
i bought the mag the other day and it was about 63 pages of adults content
of course , the only majority loser dem is clinton .
Clinton does not get a win .
too bad fifa doesn 't give 2 shits about this .
too bad fifa doesn 't give 2 care about this .
you are quite frankly an ignorant bigot
You don't know what you're talking about.
fuck the war on drugs .
I hate the war on drugs.
shit dude , in my city paid sick leave is mandatory .
No way dude, in my city paid sick leave is mandatory.
holy shit this is so fucking true .
this is so true.
you must be in a state where politicians get elected by saying - " yeah , fuck the environment .
You must be in a State where politicians get elected by saying - "yeah, ignore the environment".
your protests are meaningless and pathetic at this point .
Your protests are outdated.
fuck my life my ipods a prick sorry
My life and my devices are broken.
it doesn 't touch my skin you pussy
it doesn 't touch my skin
a slutty , foulmouthed choice , but their choice , nonetheless .
a wrong choice , but their choice , nonetheless
why is this cunt in juvenile court ?
why is he in juvenile court?
do even the dumbest of the dumb think that this had no affect on donald trump winning the presidency ?
Does anybody thinks that this did not affect Donald Trump winning the presidency?
they won 't give a fuck
They won't care
let 's stay on the topic at hand because this shit is straight out of house of cards .
let 's stay on the topic at hand because this topic straight out of house of cards .
he dont care what happens to blacks .
He dont care what happens to these persons
well , shortly after becoming an irishman , i was attacked by two fucking muslims .
Well, shortly after becoming an irishman, i was attacked by two muslims.
im about to be tatted the fuck up .
I’m about to be tatted up
fuck up big , get a nice paid vacation .
Mess up big, get a nice paid vacation.
it 's fucking amazing that opportunity is still at it , too .
It's amazing that opportunity is still at it, too
is such a human pile of shit i 'm just going to leave this here en
It's bad that I'm just going to leave this here.
they have totally fucking failed as parents .
they have totally failed as parents .
why the fuck didn 't anyone help .
why didn't anyone help
what is this comunist shit on continuation war ?
What does this communist mean in the ongoing war?
i dont watch shit like that so idk what abc gonna do
I dont watch that so idk what abc gonna do
fuck a dm , i wanna go crazy
i wanna go crazy
what the fuck is going on in france ? ! ? ! ?
What is going on in France?
homer simpson would say , well thats just plain stupid
homer simpson would say , well thats just plain naive
you see this sort of shit and think people can 't possibly believe it ?
you see and think people can 't possibly believe it ?
think of all the shit we could do with that .
think of all the things we could do with that.
wtf are you talking about now ?
What are you talking about now?
wait , i fucked it up .
wait, I messed it up
mckenna social justice warrior but big spender hypocrite on expensive government vehicles cut ! .
mckenna social justice warrior but big spender on expensive government vehicles cut !
ya lil ass get a latte every morning , sheesh lol
Ya get a latte every morning , lol
let 's stay on the topic at hand because this shit is straight out of house of cards .
let 's stay on the topic at hand because this is straight out of house of cards .
fired over a stupid joke .
Fired over a joke
im in one big room full of bad bitches
I'm in a room full of bad people
another commiecrat criminal who looks like she has serious health issues .
another commiecrat criminal who looks like she has serious health issues .
send in the fucking national guard .
Send in the national guard.
get over chetan and mind your own shit lady
get over cheatan and mind your own bussiness
i 'm still voting no , but holy fucking shit are the no campaigners royally fucking up lately .
i 'm still voting no, but are the no campaigners lately .
that is why we are better than those shits .
That is why we are better than them.
the malignant narcissist and mentally deranged sociopath couldnt care less what kind of problems he causes .
This person doesn't care what kind of problems he causes
i 'd rather see justin bieber then that fake ass piece of shit .
i'd rather see justin bieber then that fake one.
because they knew how dangerous and stupid it was to carry a gun around in public .
Because they knew how dangerous it was to carry a gun around in public
listenin to cee lo green - fuck you
Listening to cee lo green
we 're shit people as a whole uh oh
we 're people as a whole uh oh
what ? who was evil bitch aka nightmare lawsuit hada begging a follow from this time ?
what? who was she looking for a follow from this time?
* man , that huge fucking owl can really fucking glare down its beak
Man, that huge owl can really glare down its beak
hahahah sorry that was just for that stupid bitch
Hahaha sorry that was directed to that lady
just registered to vote because i have put it off way the fuck too long .
Just registered to vote because I have put it off way too long.
i don 't know why be fucking with me
i don 't know why being rude at me