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am i the only one here who doesn 't have a fucking ipad ?
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am i the only one here who doesn 't have a ipad ?
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so you have no morals congrats on that , loser .
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So you have no morals, congratulations on that.
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violent behavior in nam , holy shit , i hope he 's ok .
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There’s violent behavior in nam. I hope he’s okay.
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i don 't think you understand how fucked cartels are .
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I don't think you understand how cartels are.
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and shit , do you have a cold bro ?
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And do you have a cold?
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like in this spying shit .
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in this spying situations
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more jobs higher wages were election slogans for suckers
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more jobs higher wages were election slogans for people
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you 're an idiot , read your own fucking links
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Read your own links.
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because i fucking miss you and because i fucking said so
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because i miss you and because i said so
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this wikipedia stuff is good shit , next rounds on me aye .
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this wikipedia stuff is good, next rounds on me aye.
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shit ! that 's been their plan all along !
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that 's been their plan all along !
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rt ima agree with you on that his shit is so bland and shallow
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I agree with you that his performance is bland and shallow
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the captain maroney thing is entertaining to a point but they actually believe that shit .
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The captain maroney thing is entertaining to a point but they actually believe it
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how much of a cunt you have to be to prey on disabled people .
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Why do you prey on disabled people?
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but if they stopped accepting marriage applications , now that shit is wrong .
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but if they stopped accepting marriage applications, now that is wrong.
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if i have to go outside anyhow , fuck it , i 'm having a real cigarette .
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If I have to go outside anyhow I will, I’m having a real cigarette
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oh shit , i 'm spiraling i 'm spiraling
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I'm spiraling, I'm spiraling.
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its not like we are still fucking at war , its a small presence .
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Its not like we are still at war, its a small presence
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just stop acting like you know shit about my life .
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You don’t know about my life.
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tim : hell do you up a treat , mate .
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tim : hell do you up a treat , mate .
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i wish people would stop looking at this shit like doctors were asking to ban diet soda .
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I wish people would stop looking at it like doctors are asking to prohibit diet soda
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you love me shut the fuck up "
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You really like me, don't say anything else
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dont play dumb , jay edward !
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Don't act innocent jay Edward
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they point it as shit and shit shoots out .
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they point it and shoots out
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how was da ass eatin contest ?
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how was da eatin contest ?
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i was so fuckin high , it was amazing .
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I was so high, it was amazing.
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fuck wrong with her ton lol
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Her tone ain't right.
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where do people keep getting this shit from ?
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Where do people keep getting this from?
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alotta bitches from high school grew up to be
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a lot of mean girls from high school grew up to be
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the only person to blame is the sick piece of trash that pulled the trigger .
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The only person to blame is the one that pulled the trigger
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what the fuck is night cheese ?
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What is night cheese?
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anyone who doesn 't kiss the ayatollah 's ass must be expelled to keep your ranks pure .
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anyone who doesn 't kiss the ayatollah must be expelled to keep your ranks pure .
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these retards in stl did this just fine on their own .
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these persons in stl did this just fine on their own.
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only public outcry and the will of the people will get this idiot removed .
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Ony public outcry and the will of the people will get that person removed.
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all any decent person can say is that they are crooked misfits and deviants .
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all any decent person can say is that they are not on the right path.
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" get a buzz & watch some 4 d shit , yeah ! ! !
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Stop and watch something nice.
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well we are now thoroughly fucked .
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Now we are totally destroyed
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alot o rumors ! ! ! ! ugh bitch hurt another amazing boy ? > |
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alot o rumors ! ! ! ! ugh she hurt another amazing boy ? > |
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reddit is not a venue for you to put your fucking business in the world 's face .
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Reddit is not a place to put your business.
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she has a child and no fucking healthcare ?
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She has a child and no health care
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ur fb posts are makin me laugh ahaha u mean but funny wit yo silly ass ahaha smh
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ur fb posts are making me laugh hahaha u mean but funny with your silliness
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but we do have fun block parties n shit ! !
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but we do have fun block parties
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oh shit , you remind me that i have to download visitor q
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Oh, you remind me that I have to download visitor q
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fuck driving my sister to student council early .
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driving my sister to student council early
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going the fuckin in on these tweets
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Going in on these tweets
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send me another zip up from your line ! shit 's so comfy
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send me another zip up from your line ! it's so comfy
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and why the fuck was he carrying a knife ?
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and why was he carrying a knife?
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i bought the mag the other day and it was about 63 pages of alcohol ads and naked bitches
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i bought the mag the other day and it was about 63 pages of adults content
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of course , the only majority loser dem is clinton .
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Clinton does not get a win .
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too bad fifa doesn 't give 2 shits about this .
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too bad fifa doesn 't give 2 care about this .
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you are quite frankly an ignorant bigot
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You don't know what you're talking about.
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fuck the war on drugs .
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I hate the war on drugs.
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shit dude , in my city paid sick leave is mandatory .
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No way dude, in my city paid sick leave is mandatory.
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holy shit this is so fucking true .
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this is so true.
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you must be in a state where politicians get elected by saying - " yeah , fuck the environment .
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You must be in a State where politicians get elected by saying - "yeah, ignore the environment".
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your protests are meaningless and pathetic at this point .
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Your protests are outdated.
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fuck my life my ipods a prick sorry
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My life and my devices are broken.
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it doesn 't touch my skin you pussy
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it doesn 't touch my skin
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a slutty , foulmouthed choice , but their choice , nonetheless .
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a wrong choice , but their choice , nonetheless
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why is this cunt in juvenile court ?
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why is he in juvenile court?
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do even the dumbest of the dumb think that this had no affect on donald trump winning the presidency ?
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Does anybody thinks that this did not affect Donald Trump winning the presidency?
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they won 't give a fuck
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They won't care
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let 's stay on the topic at hand because this shit is straight out of house of cards .
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let 's stay on the topic at hand because this topic straight out of house of cards .
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he dont care what happens to blacks .
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He dont care what happens to these persons
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well , shortly after becoming an irishman , i was attacked by two fucking muslims .
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Well, shortly after becoming an irishman, i was attacked by two muslims.
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im about to be tatted the fuck up .
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I’m about to be tatted up
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fuck up big , get a nice paid vacation .
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Mess up big, get a nice paid vacation.
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it 's fucking amazing that opportunity is still at it , too .
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It's amazing that opportunity is still at it, too
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is such a human pile of shit i 'm just going to leave this here en
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It's bad that I'm just going to leave this here.
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they have totally fucking failed as parents .
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they have totally failed as parents .
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why the fuck didn 't anyone help .
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why didn't anyone help
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what is this comunist shit on continuation war ?
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What does this communist mean in the ongoing war?
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i dont watch shit like that so idk what abc gonna do
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I dont watch that so idk what abc gonna do
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fuck a dm , i wanna go crazy
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i wanna go crazy
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what the fuck is going on in france ? ! ? ! ?
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What is going on in France?
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homer simpson would say , well thats just plain stupid
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homer simpson would say , well thats just plain naive
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you see this sort of shit and think people can 't possibly believe it ?
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you see and think people can 't possibly believe it ?
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think of all the shit we could do with that .
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think of all the things we could do with that.
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wtf are you talking about now ?
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What are you talking about now?
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wait , i fucked it up .
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wait, I messed it up
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mckenna social justice warrior but big spender hypocrite on expensive government vehicles cut ! .
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mckenna social justice warrior but big spender on expensive government vehicles cut !
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ya lil ass get a latte every morning , sheesh lol
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Ya get a latte every morning , lol
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let 's stay on the topic at hand because this shit is straight out of house of cards .
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let 's stay on the topic at hand because this is straight out of house of cards .
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fired over a stupid joke .
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Fired over a joke
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im in one big room full of bad bitches
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I'm in a room full of bad people
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another commiecrat criminal who looks like she has serious health issues .
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another commiecrat criminal who looks like she has serious health issues .
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send in the fucking national guard .
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Send in the national guard.
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get over chetan and mind your own shit lady
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get over cheatan and mind your own bussiness
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i 'm still voting no , but holy fucking shit are the no campaigners royally fucking up lately .
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i 'm still voting no, but are the no campaigners lately .
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that is why we are better than those shits .
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That is why we are better than them.
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the malignant narcissist and mentally deranged sociopath couldnt care less what kind of problems he causes .
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This person doesn't care what kind of problems he causes
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i 'd rather see justin bieber then that fake ass piece of shit .
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i'd rather see justin bieber then that fake one.
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because they knew how dangerous and stupid it was to carry a gun around in public .
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Because they knew how dangerous it was to carry a gun around in public
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listenin to cee lo green - fuck you
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Listening to cee lo green
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we 're shit people as a whole uh oh
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we 're people as a whole uh oh
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what ? who was evil bitch aka nightmare lawsuit hada begging a follow from this time ?
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what? who was she looking for a follow from this time?
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* man , that huge fucking owl can really fucking glare down its beak
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Man, that huge owl can really glare down its beak
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hahahah sorry that was just for that stupid bitch
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Hahaha sorry that was directed to that lady
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just registered to vote because i have put it off way the fuck too long .
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Just registered to vote because I have put it off way too long.
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i don 't know why be fucking with me
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i don 't know why being rude at me
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