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am i the only one here who doesn 't have a fucking ipad ? | am i the only one here who doesn 't have a ipad ? |
so you have no morals congrats on that , loser . | So you have no morals, congratulations on that. |
violent behavior in nam , holy shit , i hope he 's ok . | There’s violent behavior in nam. I hope he’s okay. |
i don 't think you understand how fucked cartels are . | I don't think you understand how cartels are. |
and shit , do you have a cold bro ? | And do you have a cold? |
like in this spying shit . | in this spying situations |
more jobs higher wages were election slogans for suckers | more jobs higher wages were election slogans for people |
you 're an idiot , read your own fucking links | Read your own links. |
because i fucking miss you and because i fucking said so | because i miss you and because i said so |
this wikipedia stuff is good shit , next rounds on me aye . | this wikipedia stuff is good, next rounds on me aye. |
shit ! that 's been their plan all along ! | that 's been their plan all along ! |
rt ima agree with you on that his shit is so bland and shallow | I agree with you that his performance is bland and shallow |
the captain maroney thing is entertaining to a point but they actually believe that shit . | The captain maroney thing is entertaining to a point but they actually believe it |
how much of a cunt you have to be to prey on disabled people . | Why do you prey on disabled people? |
but if they stopped accepting marriage applications , now that shit is wrong . | but if they stopped accepting marriage applications, now that is wrong. |
if i have to go outside anyhow , fuck it , i 'm having a real cigarette . | If I have to go outside anyhow I will, I’m having a real cigarette |
oh shit , i 'm spiraling i 'm spiraling | I'm spiraling, I'm spiraling. |
its not like we are still fucking at war , its a small presence . | Its not like we are still at war, its a small presence |
just stop acting like you know shit about my life . | You don’t know about my life. |
tim : hell do you up a treat , mate . | tim : hell do you up a treat , mate . |
i wish people would stop looking at this shit like doctors were asking to ban diet soda . | I wish people would stop looking at it like doctors are asking to prohibit diet soda |
you love me shut the fuck up " | You really like me, don't say anything else |
dont play dumb , jay edward ! | Don't act innocent jay Edward |
they point it as shit and shit shoots out . | they point it and shoots out |
how was da ass eatin contest ? | how was da eatin contest ? |
i was so fuckin high , it was amazing . | I was so high, it was amazing. |
fuck wrong with her ton lol | Her tone ain't right. |
where do people keep getting this shit from ? | Where do people keep getting this from? |
alotta bitches from high school grew up to be | a lot of mean girls from high school grew up to be |
the only person to blame is the sick piece of trash that pulled the trigger . | The only person to blame is the one that pulled the trigger |
what the fuck is night cheese ? | What is night cheese? |
anyone who doesn 't kiss the ayatollah 's ass must be expelled to keep your ranks pure . | anyone who doesn 't kiss the ayatollah must be expelled to keep your ranks pure . |
these retards in stl did this just fine on their own . | these persons in stl did this just fine on their own. |
only public outcry and the will of the people will get this idiot removed . | Ony public outcry and the will of the people will get that person removed. |
all any decent person can say is that they are crooked misfits and deviants . | all any decent person can say is that they are not on the right path. |
" get a buzz & watch some 4 d shit , yeah ! ! ! | Stop and watch something nice. |
well we are now thoroughly fucked . | Now we are totally destroyed |
alot o rumors ! ! ! ! ugh bitch hurt another amazing boy ? > | | alot o rumors ! ! ! ! ugh she hurt another amazing boy ? > | |
reddit is not a venue for you to put your fucking business in the world 's face . | Reddit is not a place to put your business. |
she has a child and no fucking healthcare ? | She has a child and no health care |
ur fb posts are makin me laugh ahaha u mean but funny wit yo silly ass ahaha smh | ur fb posts are making me laugh hahaha u mean but funny with your silliness |
but we do have fun block parties n shit ! ! | but we do have fun block parties |
oh shit , you remind me that i have to download visitor q | Oh, you remind me that I have to download visitor q |
fuck driving my sister to student council early . | driving my sister to student council early |
going the fuckin in on these tweets | Going in on these tweets |
send me another zip up from your line ! shit 's so comfy | send me another zip up from your line ! it's so comfy |
and why the fuck was he carrying a knife ? | and why was he carrying a knife? |
i bought the mag the other day and it was about 63 pages of alcohol ads and naked bitches | i bought the mag the other day and it was about 63 pages of adults content |
of course , the only majority loser dem is clinton . | Clinton does not get a win . |
too bad fifa doesn 't give 2 shits about this . | too bad fifa doesn 't give 2 care about this . |
you are quite frankly an ignorant bigot | You don't know what you're talking about. |
fuck the war on drugs . | I hate the war on drugs. |
shit dude , in my city paid sick leave is mandatory . | No way dude, in my city paid sick leave is mandatory. |
holy shit this is so fucking true . | this is so true. |
you must be in a state where politicians get elected by saying - " yeah , fuck the environment . | You must be in a State where politicians get elected by saying - "yeah, ignore the environment". |
your protests are meaningless and pathetic at this point . | Your protests are outdated. |
fuck my life my ipods a prick sorry | My life and my devices are broken. |
it doesn 't touch my skin you pussy | it doesn 't touch my skin |
a slutty , foulmouthed choice , but their choice , nonetheless . | a wrong choice , but their choice , nonetheless |
why is this cunt in juvenile court ? | why is he in juvenile court? |
do even the dumbest of the dumb think that this had no affect on donald trump winning the presidency ? | Does anybody thinks that this did not affect Donald Trump winning the presidency? |
they won 't give a fuck | They won't care |
let 's stay on the topic at hand because this shit is straight out of house of cards . | let 's stay on the topic at hand because this topic straight out of house of cards . |
he dont care what happens to blacks . | He dont care what happens to these persons |
well , shortly after becoming an irishman , i was attacked by two fucking muslims . | Well, shortly after becoming an irishman, i was attacked by two muslims. |
im about to be tatted the fuck up . | I’m about to be tatted up |
fuck up big , get a nice paid vacation . | Mess up big, get a nice paid vacation. |
it 's fucking amazing that opportunity is still at it , too . | It's amazing that opportunity is still at it, too |
is such a human pile of shit i 'm just going to leave this here en | It's bad that I'm just going to leave this here. |
they have totally fucking failed as parents . | they have totally failed as parents . |
why the fuck didn 't anyone help . | why didn't anyone help |
what is this comunist shit on continuation war ? | What does this communist mean in the ongoing war? |
i dont watch shit like that so idk what abc gonna do | I dont watch that so idk what abc gonna do |
fuck a dm , i wanna go crazy | i wanna go crazy |
what the fuck is going on in france ? ! ? ! ? | What is going on in France? |
homer simpson would say , well thats just plain stupid | homer simpson would say , well thats just plain naive |
you see this sort of shit and think people can 't possibly believe it ? | you see and think people can 't possibly believe it ? |
think of all the shit we could do with that . | think of all the things we could do with that. |
wtf are you talking about now ? | What are you talking about now? |
wait , i fucked it up . | wait, I messed it up |
mckenna social justice warrior but big spender hypocrite on expensive government vehicles cut ! . | mckenna social justice warrior but big spender on expensive government vehicles cut ! |
ya lil ass get a latte every morning , sheesh lol | Ya get a latte every morning , lol |
let 's stay on the topic at hand because this shit is straight out of house of cards . | let 's stay on the topic at hand because this is straight out of house of cards . |
fired over a stupid joke . | Fired over a joke |
im in one big room full of bad bitches | I'm in a room full of bad people |
another commiecrat criminal who looks like she has serious health issues . | another commiecrat criminal who looks like she has serious health issues . |
send in the fucking national guard . | Send in the national guard. |
get over chetan and mind your own shit lady | get over cheatan and mind your own bussiness |
i 'm still voting no , but holy fucking shit are the no campaigners royally fucking up lately . | i 'm still voting no, but are the no campaigners lately . |
that is why we are better than those shits . | That is why we are better than them. |
the malignant narcissist and mentally deranged sociopath couldnt care less what kind of problems he causes . | This person doesn't care what kind of problems he causes |
i 'd rather see justin bieber then that fake ass piece of shit . | i'd rather see justin bieber then that fake one. |
because they knew how dangerous and stupid it was to carry a gun around in public . | Because they knew how dangerous it was to carry a gun around in public |
listenin to cee lo green - fuck you | Listening to cee lo green |
we 're shit people as a whole uh oh | we 're people as a whole uh oh |
what ? who was evil bitch aka nightmare lawsuit hada begging a follow from this time ? | what? who was she looking for a follow from this time? |
* man , that huge fucking owl can really fucking glare down its beak | Man, that huge owl can really glare down its beak |
hahahah sorry that was just for that stupid bitch | Hahaha sorry that was directed to that lady |
just registered to vote because i have put it off way the fuck too long . | Just registered to vote because I have put it off way too long. |
i don 't know why be fucking with me | i don 't know why being rude at me |
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