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" divorced people are not evil " , no shit .
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divorced people are not bad people.
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damn girl i ain 't gonna lie i had to use the dictionary
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To be honest I had to use the dictionary
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every year this lady gets nuttier .
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Every year this lady looses her mind
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god , talk about a shit job .
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Talk about a bad job.
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i almost shit my pants .
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Im very scared.
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you 'll never catch me saying no sweet shit specially on twitter lol
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You will not finding me not saying the truth, specially on Twitter.
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no , they haven 't done jack shit with regard to isis .
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No they haven’t done anything with regard to isis.
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if your illiterate ass could read you would see my name
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if you could read you would see my name
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well you dont have to pay for stupid shopping bags in springfield .
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well you dont have to pay for shopping bags in springfield.
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what the fuck happened to us in the last 5 years ?
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What happened to us in the last 5 years?
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dissolve police unions ! if walmart workers can 't unionize , why the fuck can police ?
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Dissolve police unions, if Walmart workers cant unionize, why the police can?
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thats a damn nice rv .
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That's a nice RV.
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ahahaha fuck off you made that up xd
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Ahahha, you made that up
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| smh they really be stashing and don 't tell us shit
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| smh they really be stashing and don 't tell us a word
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pretty cowardly of you to track me down while hiding your real name , motley .
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Don't track me and hide your real name.
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yeah , because you can 't do a shit about it .
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Yes, you cannot do anything about it.
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might be surprised if they keep shit up like this .
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might be surprised if they keep things up like this .
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why the fuck they won 't go to the polls is beyond me .
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Why they won't go to the polls is beyond me.
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oh ion want yo damn popsicle
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Oh ion want your popsicle.
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you could be working now and earning the extra instead of using unproductive time moaning like a bitch
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you could be working now and earning extra money instead of complaining.
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yeah , no , life under hosni mubarak was a fucking dream .
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yeah , no , life under hosni mubarak was a dream .
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ohh shit ! got any pictures ? haha
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ohh! got any pictures ? haha
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why the fuck are we wasting our money on pakistan ?
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why we are wasting our money on pakistan ?
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not having proper banking for almost three weeks now is just shit .
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not having proper banking for almost three weeks now is just not well here.
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more of this " texas is the future " shit .
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More of this "Texas is the future" stuff.
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that shit was so funny
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That is so funny
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what the fuck do you expect them to do ?
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what do you expect them to do
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what a stupid rating system this site has .
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what a bad rating system this site has .
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hey guys who gives a fuck !
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hey guys who cares about this
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simple as shit for that i hate you jody tweet , lmfaoo
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simple as that i hate you jody tweet, lmfaoo
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the dominate cultures bad for having forced them ignorant natives to go to school .
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The dominate cultures bad for having forced them natives to go to school
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this is just so fucking cringe ok i get it now
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this is just so cringe ok i get it now
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this shit needs to stop , now !
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This needs to stop, now!
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12 fucking years for actively collecting child porn , seeking sex with minors , and having sex with minors .
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twelve
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but this guy takes the cake ! and says you 're a dick for wanting some , too
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but this guy takes the cake ! and says you 're a bad for wanting some , too
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better yet , why the fuck was the original article even upvoted ?
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better yet, why was the original article eve upvoted?
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what do you expect from the social worker in chief , kathy wynne , the economic imbecile .
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What do you expect from the social worker in chief, Kathy wynne.
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its fucking crazy times we live in .
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Its crazy times we live in.
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yo fuck you i liked that mixtape lollololll
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hey, i liked that mixtape lollololl
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shit idk i jus knew it had smthn to do wit sports .
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Idk I jus knew it had smthn to do with sports
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i almost shit my pants .
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I panicked.
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i don 't know , reshashing the same joke over and over again is pretty retarded still .
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i don 't know , reshashing the same joke over and over again is not amusing still .
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both mlb and espn are ignorant biased east coast shills .
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Both mlb and espn are biased.
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u just made me want some dead ass lol fruit punch !
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You just made me want some fruit punch.
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modern typography holy shit , breaking the bank with this one !
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Modern typography, breaking the bank with this one!
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you son of a bitch , shup up ! .
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Please stop talking.
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you dont need to be hurting their families even more by posting ignorant judgemental comments .
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You don't have to hurt their families further by commenting on ignorant decisions.
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i flag all that shit .
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I flag all that stuff.
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it is quite sad how many people support this kind of shit .
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It is quite sad how many people support this kind of thing.
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and don 't say he can 't fucking do it .
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Don't say he can't do it.
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the car wash be fun as shit ! lol
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the car wash be fun!
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there 's a boy n my class that smell like strate ass & the teacher wonder y im failin
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there's a boy in my class that smell is not good and the teacher wonder why i am failing
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bottom 96 doesn 't do shit ?
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Bottom 96 doesn't do anything?
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can 't we just legalize it everywhere , i just wanna get fucking high already .
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can't we just legalize it everywhere, i just wanna get high already.
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gotta keep that entitlement shit going now , don 't we ?
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gotta keep that entitlement going now , don’t we ?
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lol aw thats cute i see you tweetin and shit !
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Wow! That's cute.
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was on a treadmill gettin ' my ass in shape
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i'm on a treadmill, getting in shape
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no you werent becouse you said you were barely getting on unser sostop the fuckin lieing
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no you weren't because you said you were barely getting on under so stop lying
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and a big fucking difference between " on a military mission " and " dicking around in commercial flightpaths "
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And a big difference between "on a military mission"and "flying around in commercial flightpaths"
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yeah , lets not fucking be hypocrite here or shall we go and ask mr .
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Yes , lets not be hypocrite here or shall we go and ask mr .
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lmao that 's a job well fucking done !
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that 's a job well done !
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fuck , jewish people admit it .
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Jewish people admit it
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no you werent becouse you said you were barely getting on unser sostop the fuckin lieing
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no you werent because you said you were barely getting on so stop the lie
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they offer insurance and other shit .
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they offer insurance and other benefits.
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your post is both silly and rude .
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Your post is unsuitable
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you are right , they could give less than a shit about what an individual thinks .
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you are right , they won’t bother about what an individual thinks .
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which is really fucking scary .
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Which is really really scary.
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you see , some men are learning something from feminists : how to nag whine .
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Some men are learning from feminists
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but wasssup with that shit .
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But what's up with that stuff
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holy shit haha damnnnnn you should go again next time ! d try to bring matthew with you !
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Oh my gosh haha you should go again next time and try to bring Matthew with you!
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i 'm constantly surprised by the amount of dubious shit my cousins that age get up to .
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i’m constantly surprised by the amount of suspicious things my cousin’s that age get up to
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you really believe obama lied more than habitual liar , and national embarrassment trump ?
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You really believe Obama lied more than unpredictable president Trump
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we got the lake , it 's usually a windy fucking cold .
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we got the lake , it 's usually a windy cold .
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just registered to vote because i have put it off way the fuck too long .
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just registered to vote because i have put it off way the too long .
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me and you are going out tomorrow night ima pick ya little sweet ass up .
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I ll pick you up for tomorrow's night out
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every time you idiots move you waste billions .
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You are always wasting billions.
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because freedom of speech , bitch .
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because freedom of speech
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so pathetic cant even getfree tacos from jack in the box .
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Can't even get free tacos from jack in the box.
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fuck begin , former leader of terrorist group irgun , got one in 28
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Let's begin, former leader of terrorist group irgun, got one in 28.
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they know what they 're fucking doing by keeping the workers poor .
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they know what they 're doing by keeping the workers poor
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the tube is very efficient most days but outside of london public transport is a fucking joke .
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the tube is very efficient most days but outside of London public transport is very bad.
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this shit is rampant across christian - africa , though .
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This is rampant across christian -africa, though
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* she rolls her eyes * stop being a pussy and get in the fucking car !
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* she rolls her eyes * stop being scared and get in the car!
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but the rest are shit .
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But the rest are useless
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awww fuck fuck fuck ! i wish rabobanks had better luck this tdf .
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I wish rabobanks had better luck this time
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wait you mean the same shit russia said would happen to russians ? ? ?
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Wait, you mean the same thing russia said would happen to russians?
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no shit , there was a lawyer in ma who went by that name .
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Oh God, there was a lawyer in ma who went by that name.
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its their money so why the fuck is it your business what they do with their money
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its their money so why is it your business what they do with their money
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ain 't nobody fuckin' with us , y 'all .
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Nobody can stop us
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like willie martinez , youre an idiot .
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Like willie martinez , you are not right .
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the only vandal here is you .
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The only here is you.
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i do know how shit parking at stations can be , but let me explain my view p
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I do know how parking at stations can be, but let me explain my view.
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tell gamers to calm their shit and to stop trusting rumors orz ppl ide
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tell gamers to calm down and to stop trusting rumors
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if i was pregnant i 'd go about my shit like a gangsta
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If I was pregnant, I'd go about my business like a gangster.
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i wish some of these supposed community leaders would get on there soapbox and decry these fucking acts .
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i wish some of these supposed community leaders would get on there soapbox and decry these illogical acts .
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he is a compulsive , pathological liar .
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He's liying.
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oh fuck off , i 'm outa here .
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i 'm outa here .
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you 're just bored as fuck , just like me .
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you 're just bored , just like me .
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why ? hide that shit or delete
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why? hide that or delete
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well i guess we 're goin' the fuck home then
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well i guess we 're going home then
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