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" divorced people are not evil " , no shit . | divorced people are not bad people. |
damn girl i ain 't gonna lie i had to use the dictionary | To be honest I had to use the dictionary |
every year this lady gets nuttier . | Every year this lady looses her mind |
god , talk about a shit job . | Talk about a bad job. |
i almost shit my pants . | Im very scared. |
you 'll never catch me saying no sweet shit specially on twitter lol | You will not finding me not saying the truth, specially on Twitter. |
no , they haven 't done jack shit with regard to isis . | No they haven’t done anything with regard to isis. |
if your illiterate ass could read you would see my name | if you could read you would see my name |
well you dont have to pay for stupid shopping bags in springfield . | well you dont have to pay for shopping bags in springfield. |
what the fuck happened to us in the last 5 years ? | What happened to us in the last 5 years? |
dissolve police unions ! if walmart workers can 't unionize , why the fuck can police ? | Dissolve police unions, if Walmart workers cant unionize, why the police can? |
thats a damn nice rv . | That's a nice RV. |
ahahaha fuck off you made that up xd | Ahahha, you made that up |
| smh they really be stashing and don 't tell us shit | | smh they really be stashing and don 't tell us a word |
pretty cowardly of you to track me down while hiding your real name , motley . | Don't track me and hide your real name. |
yeah , because you can 't do a shit about it . | Yes, you cannot do anything about it. |
might be surprised if they keep shit up like this . | might be surprised if they keep things up like this . |
why the fuck they won 't go to the polls is beyond me . | Why they won't go to the polls is beyond me. |
oh ion want yo damn popsicle | Oh ion want your popsicle. |
you could be working now and earning the extra instead of using unproductive time moaning like a bitch | you could be working now and earning extra money instead of complaining. |
yeah , no , life under hosni mubarak was a fucking dream . | yeah , no , life under hosni mubarak was a dream . |
ohh shit ! got any pictures ? haha | ohh! got any pictures ? haha |
why the fuck are we wasting our money on pakistan ? | why we are wasting our money on pakistan ? |
not having proper banking for almost three weeks now is just shit . | not having proper banking for almost three weeks now is just not well here. |
more of this " texas is the future " shit . | More of this "Texas is the future" stuff. |
that shit was so funny | That is so funny |
what the fuck do you expect them to do ? | what do you expect them to do |
what a stupid rating system this site has . | what a bad rating system this site has . |
hey guys who gives a fuck ! | hey guys who cares about this |
simple as shit for that i hate you jody tweet , lmfaoo | simple as that i hate you jody tweet, lmfaoo |
the dominate cultures bad for having forced them ignorant natives to go to school . | The dominate cultures bad for having forced them natives to go to school |
this is just so fucking cringe ok i get it now | this is just so cringe ok i get it now |
this shit needs to stop , now ! | This needs to stop, now! |
12 fucking years for actively collecting child porn , seeking sex with minors , and having sex with minors . | twelve |
but this guy takes the cake ! and says you 're a dick for wanting some , too | but this guy takes the cake ! and says you 're a bad for wanting some , too |
better yet , why the fuck was the original article even upvoted ? | better yet, why was the original article eve upvoted? |
what do you expect from the social worker in chief , kathy wynne , the economic imbecile . | What do you expect from the social worker in chief, Kathy wynne. |
its fucking crazy times we live in . | Its crazy times we live in. |
yo fuck you i liked that mixtape lollololll | hey, i liked that mixtape lollololl |
shit idk i jus knew it had smthn to do wit sports . | Idk I jus knew it had smthn to do with sports |
i almost shit my pants . | I panicked. |
i don 't know , reshashing the same joke over and over again is pretty retarded still . | i don 't know , reshashing the same joke over and over again is not amusing still . |
both mlb and espn are ignorant biased east coast shills . | Both mlb and espn are biased. |
u just made me want some dead ass lol fruit punch ! | You just made me want some fruit punch. |
modern typography holy shit , breaking the bank with this one ! | Modern typography, breaking the bank with this one! |
you son of a bitch , shup up ! . | Please stop talking. |
you dont need to be hurting their families even more by posting ignorant judgemental comments . | You don't have to hurt their families further by commenting on ignorant decisions. |
i flag all that shit . | I flag all that stuff. |
it is quite sad how many people support this kind of shit . | It is quite sad how many people support this kind of thing. |
and don 't say he can 't fucking do it . | Don't say he can't do it. |
the car wash be fun as shit ! lol | the car wash be fun! |
there 's a boy n my class that smell like strate ass & the teacher wonder y im failin | there's a boy in my class that smell is not good and the teacher wonder why i am failing |
bottom 96 doesn 't do shit ? | Bottom 96 doesn't do anything? |
can 't we just legalize it everywhere , i just wanna get fucking high already . | can't we just legalize it everywhere, i just wanna get high already. |
gotta keep that entitlement shit going now , don 't we ? | gotta keep that entitlement going now , don’t we ? |
lol aw thats cute i see you tweetin and shit ! | Wow! That's cute. |
was on a treadmill gettin ' my ass in shape | i'm on a treadmill, getting in shape |
no you werent becouse you said you were barely getting on unser sostop the fuckin lieing | no you weren't because you said you were barely getting on under so stop lying |
and a big fucking difference between " on a military mission " and " dicking around in commercial flightpaths " | And a big difference between "on a military mission"and "flying around in commercial flightpaths" |
yeah , lets not fucking be hypocrite here or shall we go and ask mr . | Yes , lets not be hypocrite here or shall we go and ask mr . |
lmao that 's a job well fucking done ! | that 's a job well done ! |
fuck , jewish people admit it . | Jewish people admit it |
no you werent becouse you said you were barely getting on unser sostop the fuckin lieing | no you werent because you said you were barely getting on so stop the lie |
they offer insurance and other shit . | they offer insurance and other benefits. |
your post is both silly and rude . | Your post is unsuitable |
you are right , they could give less than a shit about what an individual thinks . | you are right , they won’t bother about what an individual thinks . |
which is really fucking scary . | Which is really really scary. |
you see , some men are learning something from feminists : how to nag whine . | Some men are learning from feminists |
but wasssup with that shit . | But what's up with that stuff |
holy shit haha damnnnnn you should go again next time ! d try to bring matthew with you ! | Oh my gosh haha you should go again next time and try to bring Matthew with you! |
i 'm constantly surprised by the amount of dubious shit my cousins that age get up to . | i’m constantly surprised by the amount of suspicious things my cousin’s that age get up to |
you really believe obama lied more than habitual liar , and national embarrassment trump ? | You really believe Obama lied more than unpredictable president Trump |
we got the lake , it 's usually a windy fucking cold . | we got the lake , it 's usually a windy cold . |
just registered to vote because i have put it off way the fuck too long . | just registered to vote because i have put it off way the too long . |
me and you are going out tomorrow night ima pick ya little sweet ass up . | I ll pick you up for tomorrow's night out |
every time you idiots move you waste billions . | You are always wasting billions. |
because freedom of speech , bitch . | because freedom of speech |
so pathetic cant even getfree tacos from jack in the box . | Can't even get free tacos from jack in the box. |
fuck begin , former leader of terrorist group irgun , got one in 28 | Let's begin, former leader of terrorist group irgun, got one in 28. |
they know what they 're fucking doing by keeping the workers poor . | they know what they 're doing by keeping the workers poor |
the tube is very efficient most days but outside of london public transport is a fucking joke . | the tube is very efficient most days but outside of London public transport is very bad. |
this shit is rampant across christian - africa , though . | This is rampant across christian -africa, though |
* she rolls her eyes * stop being a pussy and get in the fucking car ! | * she rolls her eyes * stop being scared and get in the car! |
but the rest are shit . | But the rest are useless |
awww fuck fuck fuck ! i wish rabobanks had better luck this tdf . | I wish rabobanks had better luck this time |
wait you mean the same shit russia said would happen to russians ? ? ? | Wait, you mean the same thing russia said would happen to russians? |
no shit , there was a lawyer in ma who went by that name . | Oh God, there was a lawyer in ma who went by that name. |
its their money so why the fuck is it your business what they do with their money | its their money so why is it your business what they do with their money |
ain 't nobody fuckin' with us , y 'all . | Nobody can stop us |
like willie martinez , youre an idiot . | Like willie martinez , you are not right . |
the only vandal here is you . | The only here is you. |
i do know how shit parking at stations can be , but let me explain my view p | I do know how parking at stations can be, but let me explain my view. |
tell gamers to calm their shit and to stop trusting rumors orz ppl ide | tell gamers to calm down and to stop trusting rumors |
if i was pregnant i 'd go about my shit like a gangsta | If I was pregnant, I'd go about my business like a gangster. |
i wish some of these supposed community leaders would get on there soapbox and decry these fucking acts . | i wish some of these supposed community leaders would get on there soapbox and decry these illogical acts . |
he is a compulsive , pathological liar . | He's liying. |
oh fuck off , i 'm outa here . | i 'm outa here . |
you 're just bored as fuck , just like me . | you 're just bored , just like me . |
why ? hide that shit or delete | why? hide that or delete |
well i guess we 're goin' the fuck home then | well i guess we 're going home then |
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