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" divorced people are not evil " , no shit .
divorced people are not bad people.
damn girl i ain 't gonna lie i had to use the dictionary
To be honest I had to use the dictionary
every year this lady gets nuttier .
Every year this lady looses her mind
god , talk about a shit job .
Talk about a bad job.
i almost shit my pants .
Im very scared.
you 'll never catch me saying no sweet shit specially on twitter lol
You will not finding me not saying the truth, specially on Twitter.
no , they haven 't done jack shit with regard to isis .
No they haven’t done anything with regard to isis.
if your illiterate ass could read you would see my name
if you could read you would see my name
well you dont have to pay for stupid shopping bags in springfield .
well you dont have to pay for shopping bags in springfield.
what the fuck happened to us in the last 5 years ?
What happened to us in the last 5 years?
dissolve police unions ! if walmart workers can 't unionize , why the fuck can police ?
Dissolve police unions, if Walmart workers cant unionize, why the police can?
thats a damn nice rv .
That's a nice RV.
ahahaha fuck off you made that up xd
Ahahha, you made that up
| smh they really be stashing and don 't tell us shit
| smh they really be stashing and don 't tell us a word
pretty cowardly of you to track me down while hiding your real name , motley .
Don't track me and hide your real name.
yeah , because you can 't do a shit about it .
Yes, you cannot do anything about it.
might be surprised if they keep shit up like this .
might be surprised if they keep things up like this .
why the fuck they won 't go to the polls is beyond me .
Why they won't go to the polls is beyond me.
oh ion want yo damn popsicle
Oh ion want your popsicle.
you could be working now and earning the extra instead of using unproductive time moaning like a bitch
you could be working now and earning extra money instead of complaining.
yeah , no , life under hosni mubarak was a fucking dream .
yeah , no , life under hosni mubarak was a dream .
ohh shit ! got any pictures ? haha
ohh! got any pictures ? haha
why the fuck are we wasting our money on pakistan ?
why we are wasting our money on pakistan ?
not having proper banking for almost three weeks now is just shit .
not having proper banking for almost three weeks now is just not well here.
more of this " texas is the future " shit .
More of this "Texas is the future" stuff.
that shit was so funny
That is so funny
what the fuck do you expect them to do ?
what do you expect them to do
what a stupid rating system this site has .
what a bad rating system this site has .
hey guys who gives a fuck !
hey guys who cares about this
simple as shit for that i hate you jody tweet , lmfaoo
simple as that i hate you jody tweet, lmfaoo
the dominate cultures bad for having forced them ignorant natives to go to school .
The dominate cultures bad for having forced them natives to go to school
this is just so fucking cringe ok i get it now
this is just so cringe ok i get it now
this shit needs to stop , now !
This needs to stop, now!
12 fucking years for actively collecting child porn , seeking sex with minors , and having sex with minors .
twelve
but this guy takes the cake ! and says you 're a dick for wanting some , too
but this guy takes the cake ! and says you 're a bad for wanting some , too
better yet , why the fuck was the original article even upvoted ?
better yet, why was the original article eve upvoted?
what do you expect from the social worker in chief , kathy wynne , the economic imbecile .
What do you expect from the social worker in chief, Kathy wynne.
its fucking crazy times we live in .
Its crazy times we live in.
yo fuck you i liked that mixtape lollololll
hey, i liked that mixtape lollololl
shit idk i jus knew it had smthn to do wit sports .
Idk I jus knew it had smthn to do with sports
i almost shit my pants .
I panicked.
i don 't know , reshashing the same joke over and over again is pretty retarded still .
i don 't know , reshashing the same joke over and over again is not amusing still .
both mlb and espn are ignorant biased east coast shills .
Both mlb and espn are biased.
u just made me want some dead ass lol fruit punch !
You just made me want some fruit punch.
modern typography holy shit , breaking the bank with this one !
Modern typography, breaking the bank with this one!
you son of a bitch , shup up ! .
Please stop talking.
you dont need to be hurting their families even more by posting ignorant judgemental comments .
You don't have to hurt their families further by commenting on ignorant decisions.
i flag all that shit .
I flag all that stuff.
it is quite sad how many people support this kind of shit .
It is quite sad how many people support this kind of thing.
and don 't say he can 't fucking do it .
Don't say he can't do it.
the car wash be fun as shit ! lol
the car wash be fun!
there 's a boy n my class that smell like strate ass & the teacher wonder y im failin
there's a boy in my class that smell is not good and the teacher wonder why i am failing
bottom 96 doesn 't do shit ?
Bottom 96 doesn't do anything?
can 't we just legalize it everywhere , i just wanna get fucking high already .
can't we just legalize it everywhere, i just wanna get high already.
gotta keep that entitlement shit going now , don 't we ?
gotta keep that entitlement going now , don’t we ?
lol aw thats cute i see you tweetin and shit !
Wow! That's cute.
was on a treadmill gettin ' my ass in shape
i'm on a treadmill, getting in shape
no you werent becouse you said you were barely getting on unser sostop the fuckin lieing
no you weren't because you said you were barely getting on under so stop lying
and a big fucking difference between " on a military mission " and " dicking around in commercial flightpaths "
And a big difference between "on a military mission"and "flying around in commercial flightpaths"
yeah , lets not fucking be hypocrite here or shall we go and ask mr .
Yes , lets not be hypocrite here or shall we go and ask mr .
lmao that 's a job well fucking done !
that 's a job well done !
fuck , jewish people admit it .
Jewish people admit it
no you werent becouse you said you were barely getting on unser sostop the fuckin lieing
no you werent because you said you were barely getting on so stop the lie
they offer insurance and other shit .
they offer insurance and other benefits.
your post is both silly and rude .
Your post is unsuitable
you are right , they could give less than a shit about what an individual thinks .
you are right , they won’t bother about what an individual thinks .
which is really fucking scary .
Which is really really scary.
you see , some men are learning something from feminists : how to nag whine .
Some men are learning from feminists
but wasssup with that shit .
But what's up with that stuff
holy shit haha damnnnnn you should go again next time ! d try to bring matthew with you !
Oh my gosh haha you should go again next time and try to bring Matthew with you!
i 'm constantly surprised by the amount of dubious shit my cousins that age get up to .
i’m constantly surprised by the amount of suspicious things my cousin’s that age get up to
you really believe obama lied more than habitual liar , and national embarrassment trump ?
You really believe Obama lied more than unpredictable president Trump
we got the lake , it 's usually a windy fucking cold .
we got the lake , it 's usually a windy cold .
just registered to vote because i have put it off way the fuck too long .
just registered to vote because i have put it off way the too long .
me and you are going out tomorrow night ima pick ya little sweet ass up .
I ll pick you up for tomorrow's night out
every time you idiots move you waste billions .
You are always wasting billions.
because freedom of speech , bitch .
because freedom of speech
so pathetic cant even getfree tacos from jack in the box .
Can't even get free tacos from jack in the box.
fuck begin , former leader of terrorist group irgun , got one in 28
Let's begin, former leader of terrorist group irgun, got one in 28.
they know what they 're fucking doing by keeping the workers poor .
they know what they 're doing by keeping the workers poor
the tube is very efficient most days but outside of london public transport is a fucking joke .
the tube is very efficient most days but outside of London public transport is very bad.
this shit is rampant across christian - africa , though .
This is rampant across christian -africa, though
* she rolls her eyes * stop being a pussy and get in the fucking car !
* she rolls her eyes * stop being scared and get in the car!
but the rest are shit .
But the rest are useless
awww fuck fuck fuck ! i wish rabobanks had better luck this tdf .
I wish rabobanks had better luck this time
wait you mean the same shit russia said would happen to russians ? ? ?
Wait, you mean the same thing russia said would happen to russians?
no shit , there was a lawyer in ma who went by that name .
Oh God, there was a lawyer in ma who went by that name.
its their money so why the fuck is it your business what they do with their money
its their money so why is it your business what they do with their money
ain 't nobody fuckin' with us , y 'all .
Nobody can stop us
like willie martinez , youre an idiot .
Like willie martinez , you are not right .
the only vandal here is you .
The only here is you.
i do know how shit parking at stations can be , but let me explain my view p
I do know how parking at stations can be, but let me explain my view.
tell gamers to calm their shit and to stop trusting rumors orz ppl ide
tell gamers to calm down and to stop trusting rumors
if i was pregnant i 'd go about my shit like a gangsta
If I was pregnant, I'd go about my business like a gangster.
i wish some of these supposed community leaders would get on there soapbox and decry these fucking acts .
i wish some of these supposed community leaders would get on there soapbox and decry these illogical acts .
he is a compulsive , pathological liar .
He's liying.
oh fuck off , i 'm outa here .
i 'm outa here .
you 're just bored as fuck , just like me .
you 're just bored , just like me .
why ? hide that shit or delete
why? hide that or delete
well i guess we 're goin' the fuck home then
well i guess we 're going home then