bayes-group-diffusion/paradetox · Datasets at Hugging Face

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holy shit ! you got to meet ? ?	What? You got to meet?
fuck the law and all those that uphold it to screw us over like this judge .	say no to the law and all those that uphold it to manipulate us like this judge
im so relieved to know that the idiots are arguing about who came up with stay off the booze .	I'm so relieved to know that they are arguing about who came up with stay off the booze.
i been ready for u to bring dat ass back	I've been ready for you to come back.
when will sore losers move on	When will they move on?
the fuck you mean " mythical " ?	you mean " mythical " ?
that 's how pussies without flamethrowers think .	That’s how scared people without flamethrowers think.
we all dont know why it actually happened and thinking that it just was a fucking betrayal .	We don't know why it really happened and thinking that it was just a betrayal
american english isnt the fuckedup version .	american english isnt the bad version .
get rid of polyglycerol polyricinoleate as well and ill buy that shit .	Get rid of polyglycerol polyricinoleate as well and I'll buy that.
if the brewers manager wasnt an idiot the rockies would be tied with milwaukee .	If the brewers manager wasn't naive the rockies would be tied with milwaukee
fuck but i told my dad we have it	But I told my dad we have it
i 'm a bitch with commitment issues and a general distrust of males ! we can be alone	i'm with commitment issues and a general distrust of males! we can be alone
and there are people here defending this shit .	And there are people here defending this thing.
my teddy has stole my wine n paper ! dick	My teddy stole my wine and paper.
i kno right i don 't kno what the fuck i was doing though	i kno right i don 't kno what i was doing though
spencer , like so many others , is a misguided fool .	Spencer, like so many others, is a misguided person.
cause my gas is low as fuck and i still feel like shit	cause my gas is low and i still feel low
go do something & leave our convo rt fuck both yaull ! ! !	Go and do something and leave our conversation
this justifies people running in and grabbing shit off the shelves and running out , no ?	this justifies people running in and grabbing products off the shelves and running out . no?
fucks sake , r worldnews should be removed from the default list the same way r technology was removed .	r worldnews should be removed from the default list the same way r technology was removed .
i think you fucked up if you let people pay you nothing to do a job like that .	I think you did wrong if you let people pay you nothing to do a job like that .
the coworker 's an ass , but serving alcohol is still a basic component of being a flight attendant .	The coworker’s unjust, but serving alcohol is still a basic componyof being a flight attendant
it sure as fuck isn 't going to do anything you don 't vote .	it sure, it isn 't going to do anything you don 't vote .
how the * fuck * did this guy even come to that conclusion ?	How did this guy even come to that conclusion?
get your ass to mars !	get yourself to mars !
they have nothing to do with disease control so who gives a shit what he thinks	They have nothing to do with disease control so who will listen what he thinks.
shit , he 's on to us ! run !	He's on to us! run!
p i love you bitch , thank you < 36 xxx	I love you , thank you
shit , i never thought of that .	I never thought of that.
he should have been hung in a public square .	he should have been sentenced in a public square .
they could care less about shit like this .	they could care less about things like this
protip don 't fucking point guns at cops .	protip don 't point guns at cops .
was the shit then and always will be	The problem will remain forever.
trump is such a bonehead : this treaty is good for the world , not just the usa .	I do not agree with his decision, and believe the treaty would be globally positive
its not that you aint shit , if anything it 's on them	It's not that you ain't, if anything it's on them.
they are there to act as a fall guy when it all goes to shit .	they are there to act as a fall guy when it all goes.
you have never been a bitch to me .	You have never been bad to me
how the fuck did i stand out ? d	how did I stand out?
lol fuck teamiphone its all about teamblackberry	Lol teamiphone its all about teamblackbert.
paraphrasing dean wormer , smug and stupid is no way to go through life .	Paraphrasing dean wormer, is not a good way to go through life
just saying it publicly will make conservatives flip their shit	just saying it publicly will make conservatives change their mind.
blair u 're really bitch but i can 't stop loving u haha	blair u 're really mean but i can 't stop loving u haha
idk , i haven 't been outside & i 'll prolli end up doin the same shit i always do	I don’t know, i haven 't been outside and i 'll probably end up doin the same thing i always do
but its hot as fuck down here	but its hot down here
yeah , pretty fucking sure buddy .	Yeah. Pretty sure buddy
that is a fucking dangerous idea .	That is a dangerous idea.
youve been reverted , so fuck ya back .	You've been reverted.
article good title shit i think that 's what most people are trying to say ?	I think good article title is what most people are trying to say
they are there to act as a fall guy when it all goes to shit .	they are there to act as a fall guy when it all goes bad
your name sounds like the most instantly lethal way to get fucked up ever .	your name sounds like the most easiest way to be rode over
have the balls to get off your butt and do what you were elected to do .	have courage and do what you were elected to do .
and you think the democrats give a shit ?	and you think the democrats care?
it was a quick ass wave lol	It was a very quick wave lol
this shit is still going on ?	This is still going on?
my advise to black south africans is to be very careful .	My advice to South Africans is to be very careful
everyday i get closer and closer to saying " fuck this .	Everyday I get closer and closer to giving up
doctor doom won 't put up with that shit .	doctor doom won 't put up with this.
he is arrogant and we do not need another narcissist like donald t .	We don't need another like donald t
holy shit dude was channeling michael jackson and	dude was channeling michael jackson and
" what the fuck is this ? .	What is this?
as useless as a human rights and social justice lawyer masquerading as our minister of environment and climate change .	as useless as a human rights and social justice lawyer masquerading as our minister of environment and climate change .
most people have to pay up the ass for tv &amp internet .	Most people have to pay so much for TV and amp internet.
if a fuckin' seth rogen movie starts ww3 i 'm going to be very upset .	I would be very upset if a Seth Rogen movie starts WW3.
the guides fucked up big time .	guide give up big time
i wish he would bring me my fuckin phone back sheesh	I wish he would bring me my phone back.
fuck it , time to buy an iphone with a finger print sensor .	time to buy an iphone with a finger print sensor .
i wouldnt spend dollar one in that racist hellhole .	i wouldnt spend dollar one in that place.
don 't get fucked up and drive because i know you can 't see as it is .	don 't get drunk and drive because i know you can 't see as it is .
yeah , exactly , so there 's two reasons the bitch won 't hit you	yeah, exactly, so there's two reasons she won't hit you
what is it ? you little ass	What is it?
feel free to downvote me fuck face .	Feel free to downvote me
he said you were bieng a dick .	he said you were bieng really rude .
the supreme court haven 't penalized shit .	The supreme court haven't penalized anything.
fuck it 's just money and you 're talking about murdering someone over it ?	It's just money and you're talking about murdering someone over it?
what the fuck is wrong with my phone !	What is wrong with my phone!
both donald and bill are disgusting and repugnant in the way they have handled themselves .	Both Donald and Bill are not right in the way the have handled themselves.
oh shit i forgot about summer reading	i forgot about summer reading
the establishment of either party does not * give a fuck * what we need .	the establishment of either party does not give what we need.
why do the people vote for stuff that screws them up the ass .	Why do people vote bad leaders.
do people get that this whole organization is a fucking joke , yet ?	do people get that this whole organization is a joke , yet ?
why did you delete my page do you have mental issues you cow ?	why did you delete my page do you have mental issues?
that 's not how science works , retard .	That's not how science works
harris and miller are just to dumb to like .	Harris and miller aren’t so smart.
some ideas are so brazenly stupid , only an intellectual will pursue and believe them .	Some ideas are so brazenly unimaginable,only an intellectual will pursue and believe them.
move back to alabama you hick .	move back to alabama you man
omg then what would happen ! oh shit ! lol	OMG then what would happen!
i 'm suprised , you watch that shit everyday .	I'm surprised that you are watching that everyday.
what does the fucking federal government have to do with keeping stupid consultants traveling from getting confused ?	What does the Federal government have to do with keeping consultants traveling from getting confused?
so he 's pulling a dick cheney ?	so he's pulling a cheney ?
who the fuck are you lol	Who are you?
got damnn bitch can u just leave	can u just leave
that 's new shit , you wasn 't like that .	That's new, you wasn't like that
why the fuck would we do that ? haha	why would we do that ? haha
can i not go one day without fucking up ? * sighs *	can i not go one day without messing up ? * sighs *
holy shit , i 'm not alone .	I'm not alone
i just realized , this guy didn 't do shit .	I just realized, this guy didn' do anything
if you think these annoying trends are so obvious to people why do they keep getting fucking upvotes ugh	if you think these annoying trends are so obvious to people why do they keep getting upvotes ugh
i swear not everyone from california is this retarded .	i'm sure that not everyone from california is this naive .
how does this bitch still have a fucking job ?	how does this person still have a job ?

holy shit ! you got to meet ? ?

What? You got to meet?

fuck the law and all those that uphold it to screw us over like this judge .

say no to the law and all those that uphold it to manipulate us like this judge

im so relieved to know that the idiots are arguing about who came up with stay off the booze .

I'm so relieved to know that they are arguing about who came up with stay off the booze.

i been ready for u to bring dat ass back

I've been ready for you to come back.

when will sore losers move on

When will they move on?

the fuck you mean " mythical " ?

you mean " mythical " ?

that 's how pussies without flamethrowers think .

That’s how scared people without flamethrowers think.

we all dont know why it actually happened and thinking that it just was a fucking betrayal .

We don't know why it really happened and thinking that it was just a betrayal

american english isnt the fuckedup version .

american english isnt the bad version .

get rid of polyglycerol polyricinoleate as well and ill buy that shit .

Get rid of polyglycerol polyricinoleate as well and I'll buy that.

if the brewers manager wasnt an idiot the rockies would be tied with milwaukee .

If the brewers manager wasn't naive the rockies would be tied with milwaukee

fuck but i told my dad we have it

But I told my dad we have it

i 'm a bitch with commitment issues and a general distrust of males ! we can be alone

i'm with commitment issues and a general distrust of males! we can be alone

and there are people here defending this shit .

And there are people here defending this thing.

my teddy has stole my wine n paper ! dick

My teddy stole my wine and paper.

i kno right i don 't kno what the fuck i was doing though

i kno right i don 't kno what i was doing though

spencer , like so many others , is a misguided fool .

Spencer, like so many others, is a misguided person.

cause my gas is low as fuck and i still feel like shit

cause my gas is low and i still feel low

go do something & leave our convo rt fuck both yaull ! ! !

Go and do something and leave our conversation

this justifies people running in and grabbing shit off the shelves and running out , no ?

this justifies people running in and grabbing products off the shelves and running out . no?

fucks sake , r worldnews should be removed from the default list the same way r technology was removed .

r worldnews should be removed from the default list the same way r technology was removed .

i think you fucked up if you let people pay you nothing to do a job like that .

I think you did wrong if you let people pay you nothing to do a job like that .

the coworker 's an ass , but serving alcohol is still a basic component of being a flight attendant .

The coworker’s unjust, but serving alcohol is still a basic componyof being a flight attendant

it sure as fuck isn 't going to do anything you don 't vote .

it sure, it isn 't going to do anything you don 't vote .

how the * fuck * did this guy even come to that conclusion ?

How did this guy even come to that conclusion?

get your ass to mars !

get yourself to mars !

they have nothing to do with disease control so who gives a shit what he thinks

They have nothing to do with disease control so who will listen what he thinks.

shit , he 's on to us ! run !

He's on to us! run!

p i love you bitch , thank you < 36 xxx

I love you , thank you

shit , i never thought of that .

I never thought of that.

he should have been hung in a public square .

he should have been sentenced in a public square .

they could care less about shit like this .

they could care less about things like this

protip don 't fucking point guns at cops .

protip don 't point guns at cops .

was the shit then and always will be

The problem will remain forever.

trump is such a bonehead : this treaty is good for the world , not just the usa .

I do not agree with his decision, and believe the treaty would be globally positive

its not that you aint shit , if anything it 's on them

It's not that you ain't, if anything it's on them.

they are there to act as a fall guy when it all goes to shit .

they are there to act as a fall guy when it all goes.

you have never been a bitch to me .

You have never been bad to me

how the fuck did i stand out ? d

how did I stand out?

lol fuck teamiphone its all about teamblackberry

Lol teamiphone its all about teamblackbert.

paraphrasing dean wormer , smug and stupid is no way to go through life .

Paraphrasing dean wormer, is not a good way to go through life

just saying it publicly will make conservatives flip their shit

just saying it publicly will make conservatives change their mind.

blair u 're really bitch but i can 't stop loving u haha

blair u 're really mean but i can 't stop loving u haha

idk , i haven 't been outside & i 'll prolli end up doin the same shit i always do

I don’t know, i haven 't been outside and i 'll probably end up doin the same thing i always do

but its hot as fuck down here

but its hot down here

yeah , pretty fucking sure buddy .

Yeah. Pretty sure buddy

that is a fucking dangerous idea .

That is a dangerous idea.

youve been reverted , so fuck ya back .

You've been reverted.

article good title shit i think that 's what most people are trying to say ?

I think good article title is what most people are trying to say

they are there to act as a fall guy when it all goes to shit .

they are there to act as a fall guy when it all goes bad

your name sounds like the most instantly lethal way to get fucked up ever .

your name sounds like the most easiest way to be rode over

have the balls to get off your butt and do what you were elected to do .

have courage and do what you were elected to do .

and you think the democrats give a shit ?

and you think the democrats care?

it was a quick ass wave lol

It was a very quick wave lol

this shit is still going on ?

This is still going on?

my advise to black south africans is to be very careful .

My advice to South Africans is to be very careful

everyday i get closer and closer to saying " fuck this .

Everyday I get closer and closer to giving up

doctor doom won 't put up with that shit .

doctor doom won 't put up with this.

he is arrogant and we do not need another narcissist like donald t .

We don't need another like donald t

holy shit dude was channeling michael jackson and

dude was channeling michael jackson and

" what the fuck is this ? .

What is this?

as useless as a human rights and social justice lawyer masquerading as our minister of environment and climate change .

most people have to pay up the ass for tv &amp internet .

Most people have to pay so much for TV and amp internet.

if a fuckin' seth rogen movie starts ww3 i 'm going to be very upset .

I would be very upset if a Seth Rogen movie starts WW3.

the guides fucked up big time .

guide give up big time

i wish he would bring me my fuckin phone back sheesh

I wish he would bring me my phone back.

fuck it , time to buy an iphone with a finger print sensor .

time to buy an iphone with a finger print sensor .

i wouldnt spend dollar one in that racist hellhole .

i wouldnt spend dollar one in that place.

don 't get fucked up and drive because i know you can 't see as it is .

don 't get drunk and drive because i know you can 't see as it is .

yeah , exactly , so there 's two reasons the bitch won 't hit you

yeah, exactly, so there's two reasons she won't hit you

what is it ? you little ass

What is it?

feel free to downvote me fuck face .

Feel free to downvote me

he said you were bieng a dick .

he said you were bieng really rude .

the supreme court haven 't penalized shit .

The supreme court haven't penalized anything.

fuck it 's just money and you 're talking about murdering someone over it ?

It's just money and you're talking about murdering someone over it?

what the fuck is wrong with my phone !

What is wrong with my phone!

both donald and bill are disgusting and repugnant in the way they have handled themselves .

Both Donald and Bill are not right in the way the have handled themselves.

oh shit i forgot about summer reading

i forgot about summer reading

the establishment of either party does not * give a fuck * what we need .

the establishment of either party does not give what we need.

why do the people vote for stuff that screws them up the ass .

Why do people vote bad leaders.

do people get that this whole organization is a fucking joke , yet ?

do people get that this whole organization is a joke , yet ?

why did you delete my page do you have mental issues you cow ?

why did you delete my page do you have mental issues?

that 's not how science works , retard .

That's not how science works

harris and miller are just to dumb to like .

Harris and miller aren’t so smart.

some ideas are so brazenly stupid , only an intellectual will pursue and believe them .

Some ideas are so brazenly unimaginable,only an intellectual will pursue and believe them.

move back to alabama you hick .

move back to alabama you man

omg then what would happen ! oh shit ! lol

OMG then what would happen!

i 'm suprised , you watch that shit everyday .

I'm surprised that you are watching that everyday.

what does the fucking federal government have to do with keeping stupid consultants traveling from getting confused ?

What does the Federal government have to do with keeping consultants traveling from getting confused?

so he 's pulling a dick cheney ?

so he's pulling a cheney ?

who the fuck are you lol

Who are you?

got damnn bitch can u just leave

can u just leave

that 's new shit , you wasn 't like that .

That's new, you wasn't like that

why the fuck would we do that ? haha

why would we do that ? haha

can i not go one day without fucking up ? * sighs *

can i not go one day without messing up ? * sighs *

holy shit , i 'm not alone .

I'm not alone

i just realized , this guy didn 't do shit .

I just realized, this guy didn' do anything

if you think these annoying trends are so obvious to people why do they keep getting fucking upvotes ugh

if you think these annoying trends are so obvious to people why do they keep getting upvotes ugh

i swear not everyone from california is this retarded .

i'm sure that not everyone from california is this naive .

how does this bitch still have a fucking job ?

how does this person still have a job ?