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no while bk on skype its some lil gurl n shit and some dude gave her the pic | No, while because on skype it's some little girl and someone gave her the picture |
can you stop your tomfoolery imediately you bully ! . | Please stop bullying |
i occasionally overhear people jokingly talk about how much the hockey team sucks . | I occasionally overhear people jokingly talk about how much the hockey team sucks. |
talking bout white people 's water head babies like that | Don't talk about peoples babies like that. |
the government is dumb and way too liberal in so many ways ! | the government is wrong and way too liberal in so many ways ! |
god i fucking love that movie i wonder why ? youtube | god i love that movie i wonder why ? youtube |
turn on your hypocrisy detectors . | Turn on you contradiction detectors. |
these jerks were in possession of thousands of dollars of stolen vehicles . | These people were in possession of thousands of dollars of stolen vehicles. |
he actually punched him in the head hard enough to knock the officer back on his ass . | he actually punched him in the head hard enough to knock the officer back on his behind . |
stop making bombs then you idiots . | Stop making bombs then you guys |
he 's a junior senator for fucks sake . | he's a junior senator. |
he is a dumb shit . | He is not bright. |
yes it would p lots more time to do shit i actually wanted to do | It would be a lot more time for me to do what I actually wanted. |
i imagine it probably smelled like ass . | I imagined it probably smelled bad. |
gunshots on the capitol building steps is big fucking news , sorry . | gunshots on the capitol building steps is big news , sorry . |
i c my bulls out here taken care of shit | I see my bulls out here taking care of stuff. |
in other words , be an actual fucking political activist . | In other words, be an actual political actvist. |
my labrador has more brains . | my labrador has more brains. |
- < 10 , and i dont know who the fuck lied to you ! | - < 10 , and i dont know who lied to you ! |
well holy shit , maybe rodman wasn 't hallucinating . | well, maybe rodman wasn 't hallucinating . |
look at the fuckin nose on this guy | look at the nose on this guy |
its the same crap like the quarrel about him and theeyes . | its the same thing like the quarrel about him and the eyes . |
mexico can be great but it 's fucked up and dangerous at the moment . | mexico can be great but it 's messed up and dangerous at the moment . |
krugman would shout that the president is a liar , cheat , , you fill in the blank . | Krugman would shout that the president is unsuitable. |
campaign ad tagline : washington dc is full of trash . | Washington dc is bad. |
aha i want it heaps but i 'm stuck with a fucking windows s it just randomly freezes . | I want it heaps but i'm stuck with windows it just randomly freezes. |
man it ain 't like that bro you know it shit man i 'm struggling | Man it aint like that brow you know it man I'm struggling. |
bernie sanders speaks the fuckin truth . | bernie sanders speaks the truth . |
dont be asking for me to be banned asshole . | Don't ask for me to be banned. |
it wasn 't abandonment ! and i haven 't been able to draw shit | It wasn't abandonment! And I haven't been able to draw anything |
to be fair , peter hitchens is a twat . | to be fair , peter hitchens isn't that great. |
\> you will never have a bought baby pet who bites you in the ass sometimes why live ? | you will never have a bought baby pet who bites you sometimes why live ? |
i guess when you mind - fuck the child through fear into not reporting it immediately the first time . | i guess when you threaten the child through fear into not reporting it immediately the first time . |
this shit is really kicking off isn 't it ? | this thing is really kicking off isn 't it ? |
watch fox news and find one time that they have failed to blame obama for shit the house does | watch fox news and find one time that they have failed to blame obama for the house does |
my name is donn asshole or dk for short . | My name is donn or dk for short. |
he 's telling you your title is shit , because it is . | he 's telling you your title is bad , because it is . |
true conservatives , that are not white racists , will have to find a new home . | Correct |
don 't bother yourself with that shit . | Don’t bother yourself with that. |
we beat their ass every time anyway . | we beat them every time anyway . |
fuck slow down with the replying sistaaaa + im calling you a not as nice person as me d | Slow down with the replying sistaaaa + im calling you a not as nice person as me |
lol naw kev just gotta let muh fuckas know | Lol naw Kev just gotta let them know |
how about justin king - punkdified ? that is fucking amazing ! | How about Justin King? That is so amazing. |
well said megan why are you being such a bitch to everyone ? | Well said Megan why are you being such a bad to everyone? |
this shit just stupid doe | This stuff is just not smart |
what the hell is a liberal or conservative to you ? | What is a liberal or conservative to you? |
lol cas & looks are very deceiving - p , i may be little but shit | lol cas & looks are very deceiving - p , i may be little but not good |
millionaires sons every fucking one . | They are all millionaire's sons |
pretty sure its not his shit idea . | pretty sure it's not his idea. |
i dont care what u have to say and is not my little bitch - | I don't mind what you say but she is not my girlfriend. |
its a pity hes such an obnoxious braggart of a man . | It's a pity he's not that good of a man. |
lol , let me know if her ass is real first lol ! ! nohomo | Lol, let me know if she is real first. |
they do it all the time , they get cops in the crowd and they start the shit | they do it all the time , they get cops in the crowd and they start the bad thing |
why the fuck does the us have a military base in near venice ? | why does the us have a military base in near venice ? |
you must b out the shower but fuck it , baloons on me ? | You must be out the shower but ballons on me |
open you 're mind up , and learn some shit you fuckers . | open you 're mind up , and learn something you boys . |
no fucking room anyway ! bridgetjones | No room anyway! bridgetjones |
no what it is instead is blatant censorship by a bunch of ignorant bigots . | No what it is instead is a censorship by people who don't know much |
i hope i don 't bitch out gettin my nipples pierced lol | I hope I don’t cry getting my nipples pierced lol |
good for you , do you want a fucking sticker ? | Good for you , do you want a sticker |
more like a shit one anyone can make quotes | more like a bad one, anyone can make quotes. |
would you eat a meal that was 55 % shit ? | would you eat a meal that was 55 % bad? |
& funniest shit he chased around the whole block cause he thought we were thief & shit . | It is funny that he chased around the whole block cause he thought we were thieves. |
giving a fuck doesn 't mean they can magically stop 27 % of it . | giving a care doesn 't mean they can magically stop 27 % of it |
and nobody gives a fuck . | And nobody cares. |
wow the irony here is fucking perfect | Wow the irony here is perfect |
damn that hurt me soul i was about to get souped lol | damn that hurt me soul I was going to get souped haha |
rt thank you to for that bomb ass food ! ! it was really good | Rt thank you for that food! !it was really good |
fuck the chicken , why didn 't you turn the heater on ? | Don’t mind the chicken, why didn’t you turn the heater on? |
microso$t i cant believe you fucked that up | Microsoft I cant believe you did it wrong. |
finally got my lazy ass off of my chair to go and buy coffee | Finally, I get a chance to get off my chair to go buy coffee. |
what the hell happened to yung berg , dat niggah dissappeared lol | What happened to Young Berg, that guy dissapeared. LOL. |
trump actually said , theyre sending us rapists and criminals , but some of them are good . | Trump said that "they are sending bad peoples but some of them are good." |
your comment is absolutely stupid . | Your comment is absolutely baseless. |
vets can 't do anything other than fuck things up . | The vets just mesh things up. |
fuck yes ! now we need a guitarist a bass guitar and a rythem guitar xd < 41 | Yes! Now we need a guitarist, a bass guitar, and a rhythm guitar. |
then you might want to keep that shit to yourself and just tell people you went to itt . | Then you might want to keep that to yourself and just tell people that you went to it. |
i think it might be time to take a fucking hint , guys . | I think it might be time to take a hint, guys. |
i wanna see u bitches tonight | I wanna see you girls tonight. |
has trump trolled any black or brown people on twitter this morning ? | Has trump made fun of any people of other races on twitter this morning? |
joanna slater is a liar . | Jonna staler is not a good person |
shit 's all fucked up because the old people still think their ideas represent the current citizens . | all messed up because the old people still think their ideas represent the current citizens. |
tom is bad as fuck . | tom is bad |
seriously , what the fuck is wrong with reddit ? | Seriously what is wrong with reddit ? |
road up to savoy dat wasnt hitttin on shit gotta c where everyboy at | Road up to Savoy that wasn't hitting on anything gotta see where everybody at |
fuck now its raining in pg - _ - | Now it's raining in pg -_- |
where the fuck is my video ! ? | Where is my video? |
you seem to be as ignorant as the original commenter so once again who is senator koch from ohio ? | Who is senator koch from ohio? |
and i thought south park was just making shit up . | and i thought south park was just making things up |
for every peice of shit that dies off , 61 more take thier place . | for every peice of thing that dies off , 61 more take thier place . |
fuck off , you giant twat . | Let me be. |
i got so much shit , i found myself telling people i was canadian a few times . | I was teased a lot, I told people I was Canadian a few times |
holy fuck these guys in particular are fixated | These guys in particular are fixated. |
dear barry bonds , you are either an outright cheater or very stupid from the usa today . | dear barry bonds , you are either an altogether miscreant or extremely naive from the usa today |
oil or pussy , our classic weaknesses . | Oil or lady, our classic weaknesses. |
u bitch hw cud u loooool it ws funny though hheheehhehhehehehhehehheh so hws u doin | hw cud u loooool it ws funny though hheheehhehhehehehhehehheh so hws u doin |
dick , but umm you listened to duncan music ? ? ? | but umm you listened to duncan music ? ? ? |
just knew the altright loser crowd would be all over this one . | Just knew that the altright crowd would be all over this one. |
get the stupidity meter out the haters of the left are ramping it up with every post | The haters of the left are ramping it up with every post. |
welp , they 're going to see a lot of ass worshiping in my history if i ever run . | Well, they're going to see a lot of people worshipping in my history of I ever run. |
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