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no while bk on skype its some lil gurl n shit and some dude gave her the pic
No, while because on skype it's some little girl and someone gave her the picture
can you stop your tomfoolery imediately you bully ! .
Please stop bullying
i occasionally overhear people jokingly talk about how much the hockey team sucks .
I occasionally overhear people jokingly talk about how much the hockey team sucks.
talking bout white people 's water head babies like that
Don't talk about peoples babies like that.
the government is dumb and way too liberal in so many ways !
the government is wrong and way too liberal in so many ways !
god i fucking love that movie i wonder why ? youtube
god i love that movie i wonder why ? youtube
turn on your hypocrisy detectors .
Turn on you contradiction detectors.
these jerks were in possession of thousands of dollars of stolen vehicles .
These people were in possession of thousands of dollars of stolen vehicles.
he actually punched him in the head hard enough to knock the officer back on his ass .
he actually punched him in the head hard enough to knock the officer back on his behind .
stop making bombs then you idiots .
Stop making bombs then you guys
he 's a junior senator for fucks sake .
he's a junior senator.
he is a dumb shit .
He is not bright.
yes it would p lots more time to do shit i actually wanted to do
It would be a lot more time for me to do what I actually wanted.
i imagine it probably smelled like ass .
I imagined it probably smelled bad.
gunshots on the capitol building steps is big fucking news , sorry .
gunshots on the capitol building steps is big news , sorry .
i c my bulls out here taken care of shit
I see my bulls out here taking care of stuff.
in other words , be an actual fucking political activist .
In other words, be an actual political actvist.
my labrador has more brains .
my labrador has more brains.
- < 10 , and i dont know who the fuck lied to you !
- < 10 , and i dont know who lied to you !
well holy shit , maybe rodman wasn 't hallucinating .
well, maybe rodman wasn 't hallucinating .
look at the fuckin nose on this guy
look at the nose on this guy
its the same crap like the quarrel about him and theeyes .
its the same thing like the quarrel about him and the eyes .
mexico can be great but it 's fucked up and dangerous at the moment .
mexico can be great but it 's messed up and dangerous at the moment .
krugman would shout that the president is a liar , cheat , , you fill in the blank .
Krugman would shout that the president is unsuitable.
campaign ad tagline : washington dc is full of trash .
Washington dc is bad.
aha i want it heaps but i 'm stuck with a fucking windows s it just randomly freezes .
I want it heaps but i'm stuck with windows it just randomly freezes.
man it ain 't like that bro you know it shit man i 'm struggling
Man it aint like that brow you know it man I'm struggling.
bernie sanders speaks the fuckin truth .
bernie sanders speaks the truth .
dont be asking for me to be banned asshole .
Don't ask for me to be banned.
it wasn 't abandonment ! and i haven 't been able to draw shit
It wasn't abandonment! And I haven't been able to draw anything
to be fair , peter hitchens is a twat .
to be fair , peter hitchens isn't that great.
\> you will never have a bought baby pet who bites you in the ass sometimes why live ?
you will never have a bought baby pet who bites you sometimes why live ?
i guess when you mind - fuck the child through fear into not reporting it immediately the first time .
i guess when you threaten the child through fear into not reporting it immediately the first time .
this shit is really kicking off isn 't it ?
this thing is really kicking off isn 't it ?
watch fox news and find one time that they have failed to blame obama for shit the house does
watch fox news and find one time that they have failed to blame obama for the house does
my name is donn asshole or dk for short .
My name is donn or dk for short.
he 's telling you your title is shit , because it is .
he 's telling you your title is bad , because it is .
true conservatives , that are not white racists , will have to find a new home .
Correct
don 't bother yourself with that shit .
Don’t bother yourself with that.
we beat their ass every time anyway .
we beat them every time anyway .
fuck slow down with the replying sistaaaa + im calling you a not as nice person as me d
Slow down with the replying sistaaaa + im calling you a not as nice person as me
lol naw kev just gotta let muh fuckas know
Lol naw Kev just gotta let them know
how about justin king - punkdified ? that is fucking amazing !
How about Justin King? That is so amazing.
well said megan why are you being such a bitch to everyone ?
Well said Megan why are you being such a bad to everyone?
this shit just stupid doe
This stuff is just not smart
what the hell is a liberal or conservative to you ?
What is a liberal or conservative to you?
lol cas & looks are very deceiving - p , i may be little but shit
lol cas & looks are very deceiving - p , i may be little but not good
millionaires sons every fucking one .
They are all millionaire's sons
pretty sure its not his shit idea .
pretty sure it's not his idea.
i dont care what u have to say and is not my little bitch -
I don't mind what you say but she is not my girlfriend.
its a pity hes such an obnoxious braggart of a man .
It's a pity he's not that good of a man.
lol , let me know if her ass is real first lol ! ! nohomo
Lol, let me know if she is real first.
they do it all the time , they get cops in the crowd and they start the shit
they do it all the time , they get cops in the crowd and they start the bad thing
why the fuck does the us have a military base in near venice ?
why does the us have a military base in near venice ?
you must b out the shower but fuck it , baloons on me ?
You must be out the shower but ballons on me
open you 're mind up , and learn some shit you fuckers .
open you 're mind up , and learn something you boys .
no fucking room anyway ! bridgetjones
No room anyway! bridgetjones
no what it is instead is blatant censorship by a bunch of ignorant bigots .
No what it is instead is a censorship by people who don't know much
i hope i don 't bitch out gettin my nipples pierced lol
I hope I don’t cry getting my nipples pierced lol
good for you , do you want a fucking sticker ?
Good for you , do you want a sticker
more like a shit one anyone can make quotes
more like a bad one, anyone can make quotes.
would you eat a meal that was 55 % shit ?
would you eat a meal that was 55 % bad?
& funniest shit he chased around the whole block cause he thought we were thief & shit .
It is funny that he chased around the whole block cause he thought we were thieves.
giving a fuck doesn 't mean they can magically stop 27 % of it .
giving a care doesn 't mean they can magically stop 27 % of it
and nobody gives a fuck .
And nobody cares.
wow the irony here is fucking perfect
Wow the irony here is perfect
damn that hurt me soul i was about to get souped lol
damn that hurt me soul I was going to get souped haha
rt thank you to for that bomb ass food ! ! it was really good
Rt thank you for that food! !it was really good
fuck the chicken , why didn 't you turn the heater on ?
Don’t mind the chicken, why didn’t you turn the heater on?
microso$t i cant believe you fucked that up
Microsoft I cant believe you did it wrong.
finally got my lazy ass off of my chair to go and buy coffee
Finally, I get a chance to get off my chair to go buy coffee.
what the hell happened to yung berg , dat niggah dissappeared lol
What happened to Young Berg, that guy dissapeared. LOL.
trump actually said , theyre sending us rapists and criminals , but some of them are good .
Trump said that "they are sending bad peoples but some of them are good."
your comment is absolutely stupid .
Your comment is absolutely baseless.
vets can 't do anything other than fuck things up .
The vets just mesh things up.
fuck yes ! now we need a guitarist a bass guitar and a rythem guitar xd < 41
Yes! Now we need a guitarist, a bass guitar, and a rhythm guitar.
then you might want to keep that shit to yourself and just tell people you went to itt .
Then you might want to keep that to yourself and just tell people that you went to it.
i think it might be time to take a fucking hint , guys .
I think it might be time to take a hint, guys.
i wanna see u bitches tonight
I wanna see you girls tonight.
has trump trolled any black or brown people on twitter this morning ?
Has trump made fun of any people of other races on twitter this morning?
joanna slater is a liar .
Jonna staler is not a good person
shit 's all fucked up because the old people still think their ideas represent the current citizens .
all messed up because the old people still think their ideas represent the current citizens.
tom is bad as fuck .
tom is bad
seriously , what the fuck is wrong with reddit ?
Seriously what is wrong with reddit ?
road up to savoy dat wasnt hitttin on shit gotta c where everyboy at
Road up to Savoy that wasn't hitting on anything gotta see where everybody at
fuck now its raining in pg - _ -
Now it's raining in pg -_-
where the fuck is my video ! ?
Where is my video?
you seem to be as ignorant as the original commenter so once again who is senator koch from ohio ?
Who is senator koch from ohio?
and i thought south park was just making shit up .
and i thought south park was just making things up
for every peice of shit that dies off , 61 more take thier place .
for every peice of thing that dies off , 61 more take thier place .
fuck off , you giant twat .
Let me be.
i got so much shit , i found myself telling people i was canadian a few times .
I was teased a lot, I told people I was Canadian a few times
holy fuck these guys in particular are fixated
These guys in particular are fixated.
dear barry bonds , you are either an outright cheater or very stupid from the usa today .
dear barry bonds , you are either an altogether miscreant or extremely naive from the usa today
oil or pussy , our classic weaknesses .
Oil or lady, our classic weaknesses.
u bitch hw cud u loooool it ws funny though hheheehhehhehehehhehehheh so hws u doin
hw cud u loooool it ws funny though hheheehhehhehehehhehehheh so hws u doin
dick , but umm you listened to duncan music ? ? ?
but umm you listened to duncan music ? ? ?
just knew the altright loser crowd would be all over this one .
Just knew that the altright crowd would be all over this one.
get the stupidity meter out the haters of the left are ramping it up with every post
The haters of the left are ramping it up with every post.
welp , they 're going to see a lot of ass worshiping in my history if i ever run .
Well, they're going to see a lot of people worshipping in my history of I ever run.