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no while bk on skype its some lil gurl n shit and some dude gave her the pic
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No, while because on skype it's some little girl and someone gave her the picture
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can you stop your tomfoolery imediately you bully ! .
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Please stop bullying
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i occasionally overhear people jokingly talk about how much the hockey team sucks .
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I occasionally overhear people jokingly talk about how much the hockey team sucks.
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talking bout white people 's water head babies like that
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Don't talk about peoples babies like that.
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the government is dumb and way too liberal in so many ways !
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the government is wrong and way too liberal in so many ways !
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god i fucking love that movie i wonder why ? youtube
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god i love that movie i wonder why ? youtube
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turn on your hypocrisy detectors .
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Turn on you contradiction detectors.
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these jerks were in possession of thousands of dollars of stolen vehicles .
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These people were in possession of thousands of dollars of stolen vehicles.
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he actually punched him in the head hard enough to knock the officer back on his ass .
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he actually punched him in the head hard enough to knock the officer back on his behind .
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stop making bombs then you idiots .
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Stop making bombs then you guys
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he 's a junior senator for fucks sake .
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he's a junior senator.
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he is a dumb shit .
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He is not bright.
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yes it would p lots more time to do shit i actually wanted to do
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It would be a lot more time for me to do what I actually wanted.
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i imagine it probably smelled like ass .
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I imagined it probably smelled bad.
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gunshots on the capitol building steps is big fucking news , sorry .
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gunshots on the capitol building steps is big news , sorry .
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i c my bulls out here taken care of shit
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I see my bulls out here taking care of stuff.
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in other words , be an actual fucking political activist .
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In other words, be an actual political actvist.
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my labrador has more brains .
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my labrador has more brains.
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- < 10 , and i dont know who the fuck lied to you !
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- < 10 , and i dont know who lied to you !
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well holy shit , maybe rodman wasn 't hallucinating .
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well, maybe rodman wasn 't hallucinating .
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look at the fuckin nose on this guy
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look at the nose on this guy
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its the same crap like the quarrel about him and theeyes .
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its the same thing like the quarrel about him and the eyes .
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mexico can be great but it 's fucked up and dangerous at the moment .
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mexico can be great but it 's messed up and dangerous at the moment .
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krugman would shout that the president is a liar , cheat , , you fill in the blank .
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Krugman would shout that the president is unsuitable.
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campaign ad tagline : washington dc is full of trash .
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Washington dc is bad.
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aha i want it heaps but i 'm stuck with a fucking windows s it just randomly freezes .
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I want it heaps but i'm stuck with windows it just randomly freezes.
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man it ain 't like that bro you know it shit man i 'm struggling
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Man it aint like that brow you know it man I'm struggling.
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bernie sanders speaks the fuckin truth .
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bernie sanders speaks the truth .
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dont be asking for me to be banned asshole .
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Don't ask for me to be banned.
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it wasn 't abandonment ! and i haven 't been able to draw shit
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It wasn't abandonment! And I haven't been able to draw anything
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to be fair , peter hitchens is a twat .
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to be fair , peter hitchens isn't that great.
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\> you will never have a bought baby pet who bites you in the ass sometimes why live ?
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you will never have a bought baby pet who bites you sometimes why live ?
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i guess when you mind - fuck the child through fear into not reporting it immediately the first time .
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i guess when you threaten the child through fear into not reporting it immediately the first time .
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this shit is really kicking off isn 't it ?
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this thing is really kicking off isn 't it ?
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watch fox news and find one time that they have failed to blame obama for shit the house does
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watch fox news and find one time that they have failed to blame obama for the house does
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my name is donn asshole or dk for short .
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My name is donn or dk for short.
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he 's telling you your title is shit , because it is .
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he 's telling you your title is bad , because it is .
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true conservatives , that are not white racists , will have to find a new home .
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Correct
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don 't bother yourself with that shit .
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Don’t bother yourself with that.
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we beat their ass every time anyway .
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we beat them every time anyway .
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fuck slow down with the replying sistaaaa + im calling you a not as nice person as me d
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Slow down with the replying sistaaaa + im calling you a not as nice person as me
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lol naw kev just gotta let muh fuckas know
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Lol naw Kev just gotta let them know
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how about justin king - punkdified ? that is fucking amazing !
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How about Justin King? That is so amazing.
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well said megan why are you being such a bitch to everyone ?
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Well said Megan why are you being such a bad to everyone?
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this shit just stupid doe
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This stuff is just not smart
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what the hell is a liberal or conservative to you ?
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What is a liberal or conservative to you?
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lol cas & looks are very deceiving - p , i may be little but shit
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lol cas & looks are very deceiving - p , i may be little but not good
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millionaires sons every fucking one .
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They are all millionaire's sons
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pretty sure its not his shit idea .
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pretty sure it's not his idea.
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i dont care what u have to say and is not my little bitch -
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I don't mind what you say but she is not my girlfriend.
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its a pity hes such an obnoxious braggart of a man .
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It's a pity he's not that good of a man.
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lol , let me know if her ass is real first lol ! ! nohomo
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Lol, let me know if she is real first.
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they do it all the time , they get cops in the crowd and they start the shit
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they do it all the time , they get cops in the crowd and they start the bad thing
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why the fuck does the us have a military base in near venice ?
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why does the us have a military base in near venice ?
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you must b out the shower but fuck it , baloons on me ?
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You must be out the shower but ballons on me
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open you 're mind up , and learn some shit you fuckers .
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open you 're mind up , and learn something you boys .
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no fucking room anyway ! bridgetjones
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No room anyway! bridgetjones
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no what it is instead is blatant censorship by a bunch of ignorant bigots .
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No what it is instead is a censorship by people who don't know much
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i hope i don 't bitch out gettin my nipples pierced lol
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I hope I don’t cry getting my nipples pierced lol
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good for you , do you want a fucking sticker ?
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Good for you , do you want a sticker
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more like a shit one anyone can make quotes
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more like a bad one, anyone can make quotes.
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would you eat a meal that was 55 % shit ?
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would you eat a meal that was 55 % bad?
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& funniest shit he chased around the whole block cause he thought we were thief & shit .
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It is funny that he chased around the whole block cause he thought we were thieves.
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giving a fuck doesn 't mean they can magically stop 27 % of it .
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giving a care doesn 't mean they can magically stop 27 % of it
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and nobody gives a fuck .
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And nobody cares.
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wow the irony here is fucking perfect
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Wow the irony here is perfect
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damn that hurt me soul i was about to get souped lol
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damn that hurt me soul I was going to get souped haha
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rt thank you to for that bomb ass food ! ! it was really good
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Rt thank you for that food! !it was really good
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fuck the chicken , why didn 't you turn the heater on ?
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Don’t mind the chicken, why didn’t you turn the heater on?
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microso$t i cant believe you fucked that up
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Microsoft I cant believe you did it wrong.
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finally got my lazy ass off of my chair to go and buy coffee
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Finally, I get a chance to get off my chair to go buy coffee.
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what the hell happened to yung berg , dat niggah dissappeared lol
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What happened to Young Berg, that guy dissapeared. LOL.
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trump actually said , theyre sending us rapists and criminals , but some of them are good .
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Trump said that "they are sending bad peoples but some of them are good."
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your comment is absolutely stupid .
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Your comment is absolutely baseless.
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vets can 't do anything other than fuck things up .
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The vets just mesh things up.
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fuck yes ! now we need a guitarist a bass guitar and a rythem guitar xd < 41
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Yes! Now we need a guitarist, a bass guitar, and a rhythm guitar.
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then you might want to keep that shit to yourself and just tell people you went to itt .
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Then you might want to keep that to yourself and just tell people that you went to it.
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i think it might be time to take a fucking hint , guys .
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I think it might be time to take a hint, guys.
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i wanna see u bitches tonight
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I wanna see you girls tonight.
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has trump trolled any black or brown people on twitter this morning ?
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Has trump made fun of any people of other races on twitter this morning?
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joanna slater is a liar .
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Jonna staler is not a good person
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shit 's all fucked up because the old people still think their ideas represent the current citizens .
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all messed up because the old people still think their ideas represent the current citizens.
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tom is bad as fuck .
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tom is bad
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seriously , what the fuck is wrong with reddit ?
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Seriously what is wrong with reddit ?
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road up to savoy dat wasnt hitttin on shit gotta c where everyboy at
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Road up to Savoy that wasn't hitting on anything gotta see where everybody at
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fuck now its raining in pg - _ -
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Now it's raining in pg -_-
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where the fuck is my video ! ?
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Where is my video?
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you seem to be as ignorant as the original commenter so once again who is senator koch from ohio ?
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Who is senator koch from ohio?
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and i thought south park was just making shit up .
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and i thought south park was just making things up
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for every peice of shit that dies off , 61 more take thier place .
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for every peice of thing that dies off , 61 more take thier place .
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fuck off , you giant twat .
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Let me be.
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i got so much shit , i found myself telling people i was canadian a few times .
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I was teased a lot, I told people I was Canadian a few times
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holy fuck these guys in particular are fixated
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These guys in particular are fixated.
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dear barry bonds , you are either an outright cheater or very stupid from the usa today .
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dear barry bonds , you are either an altogether miscreant or extremely naive from the usa today
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oil or pussy , our classic weaknesses .
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Oil or lady, our classic weaknesses.
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u bitch hw cud u loooool it ws funny though hheheehhehhehehehhehehheh so hws u doin
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hw cud u loooool it ws funny though hheheehhehhehehehhehehheh so hws u doin
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dick , but umm you listened to duncan music ? ? ?
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but umm you listened to duncan music ? ? ?
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just knew the altright loser crowd would be all over this one .
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Just knew that the altright crowd would be all over this one.
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get the stupidity meter out the haters of the left are ramping it up with every post
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The haters of the left are ramping it up with every post.
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welp , they 're going to see a lot of ass worshiping in my history if i ever run .
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Well, they're going to see a lot of people worshipping in my history of I ever run.
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