source
stringlengths 7
135
| target
stringlengths 1
149
|
---|---|
they can fly their ass back to mecca and stay there . | They can fly back to mecca and stay there |
pills ? why , you have no chemical imbalance just a stick up your ass and chip on your shoulder | pills? why, you do not have chemical imbalance but other problems |
it even says in the article that its source is a german newspaper ! this place is fucking ridiculous . | It even says in the article that its source is a german newspaper ! |
they always ask me do i kno the nigga lol | They always ask if I know him |
this idea of just stacking things into legislation is stupid and ends up with government shutdowns . | this idea of just stacking things into legislation is not always corret and ends up with government shutdowns |
am i really gonna be riding solo for harry potter tonight ? ? that 's so fucked up . | Am I really going to be alone for Harry Potter tonight? |
i 'm not doing shit friday cept smokin some herb and watching movies . | i 'm not doing anything friday except smoking and watching movies . |
* lower the fucking tax rate ? ? * | *lower the tax rate??* |
this thread is fucking disgusting and rife with hypocrisy . | this is not a good thread |
i will if my lazy ass can get up off this couch xd | i will if I can get up off this couch |
i love how many stupid fucking cunts are defending this woman in the comments on that site . | I love how many people are defending this woman in the comments on that site. |
this is the worst fucking thing . | this is the worst thing . |
what if he knows some scary scary shit that forces his weird standings on things like this ? | what if he knows some scary scary stuff that forces his standings on things like this |
why won 't taxi drivers just improve their business instead of doing illegal shit like this ? | Why won’t taxi drivers just improve their business instead of doing illegal like this |
lol greedy ass , but im listenin to music right now so im jus relaxinnnn | lol , but im listenin to music right now so im jus relaxinnnn |
fox would pay out the ass , and they have a network channel | Fox would pay a lot and they have a network channel. |
so his shit is valuable but everybody else 's private shit is excess . | So his business is valuable but everybody else's private business is excess. |
it 's fucking vapid and so are most of its users . | it 's vapid and so are most of its users |
this wikipedia stuff is good shit , next rounds on me aye . | this wikipedia stuff is good, next rounds on me aye . |
it 's a real shame that prion diseases are fucking terrifying ! | it 's a real shame that prion diseases are terrifying ! |
shit ! maybe that is why it didn 't look like he was loosing very much blood . | maybe that is why it didn 't look like he was loosing very much blood |
but i have a pretty good idea of who is the bigger dick . | But I have a pretty good idea who is the bigger failure. |
pretty sure the tribal council is pretty fucking far from having access to nuclear weapons . | pretty sure the tribal council is pretty far from having access to nuclear weapons. |
you cant vote for and support this moron and still be a good christian . | you cant vote for and support this person and still be a good christian |
no ! you have to download shit and my mom will get mad for doing it on her computer . | No, you have to download this and my mom will get angry for doing it on her computer. |
del mastro was a convicted liar and mentioning him is as cogent as mentioning monsef . | Del mastro was a liar. |
ya sounds like a great fucking canadian guy this harper . | You sound like a canadian |
sadly i took 66 fucking art classes this year so i am swamped - | sadly i took 66 art classes this year so i am swamped - |
is it fucked up that i laughed really hard at your comment ? | Is it bad that I laughed really hard at your comment? |
this shit is really kicking off isn 't it ? | This is really kicking off isn 't it ? |
why else would she write such a garbage column . | why else would she write such a column. |
that 's dumb ass hell , cause then people wouldn 't have more followers than they following . | That makes bo sense, cause then people wouldn't have more followers that they're following |
i am reading , slowly , mcmasters dereliction of duty about the damn vietnam war . | I am reading, slowly, mcmasters dereliction of duty about the Vietnam war. |
it 's okay friend me & you both know that shit ain 't true ! | it 's okay friend me & you both know that ain 't true ! |
ur in a fucked up situation rite now lmfao | you are in a lot of trouble right now |
me too ! " that day , we 'll be well and truly fucked . | Me too! That day, we’ll be well and truly in trouble. |
i miss you even more i was supposed to se you on saturday but my dad fuck that shit up | i miss you even more i was supposed to se you on saturday but my dad didn't allowed |
try to build shit on your own property . | try to build on your own property |
you stole my heart , you bitch p xx | You stole my heart girl |
you think you 're fucking funny huh ? | you think you 're funny huh ? |
there is nothing on the brief though , it 's not even a fucking project | there is nothing on the brief though, it's not even a project |
i love that this is even a fucking debate any more . | I love that this is even a debate any more |
haha oh shit you trippin haha | Haha you tripping haha |
what the hell is wrong with dlnr kauai ? ! | What is wrong with dlnr kauai |
waikiki is already destroyed what is a darn sign going to hurt at this point . | waikiki is already destroyed what is a sign going to hurt at this point . |
she b makin up words n shit tho | She makes up word and things |
if you dont like that then quit your complaining about the stupid commute . | If you aren't comfortable with that commute, just say so. |
they don 't give a shit about animals . | They don't care about animals. |
- _ - lmao damn boy its all his fault ! | Boy it's all his mistakes |
unfortunately , most clerics are wimps . | I am not satisfied on most clerics. |
hillary was not a terrible candidate at least when compared to the clown . | hillary was not a terrible candidate at least when compared to the other candidate. |
shit dude i would drive the economy to hell with my good intentions and socialistic ideals | I would drive the economy with my good intentions and socialistic ideals |
yes , ive been a republican for almostyears and i will proudly be voting for that nasty woman ! | Yes i have been a republican for almost years and i will proudly be voting for that unpleasant woman |
it 's looking pretty fucking goddamn hilarious already . | It's looking pretty hilarious already. |
nah , that shit will be boring to my grandkids . | That will be boring to my grandkids. |
why did we elect this cunt ? | why did we elect this person |
china has got to be kidding with this shit . | china has got to be kidding with this thing . |
fuck sca i played one tourny wit them nvr went back coacg kelly irritate me | i played one tourny wit them nvr went back coacg kelly irritate me |
i should start acting like a bitch then | I should start acting in a bad way then |
my tesla shares are sucking . | My tesla shares are not doing okay |
that would be an insult to cunts all over the world . | That would be an insult all over the world |
donald trump " how the fuck can you be considered a real party after that . | Donald trump "How can you be considered a real party after that. |
no one gives a shit about your prime minister but you guys . | no one cares about your prime minister but you guys . |
she did some shit on the internet , i guess | she did some things on the internet, I guess |
that 's like a fucking two dollar bill | That is a simply a two dollar bill . |
it is not possible to communicate an idiots idea . | It is not possible to communicate through some undeserving persons idea. |
this shit is like the superbowl for these cops . | this is like the superbowl for these cops . |
dead that , your getting whooped ! | Stop that, your getting beaten |
ive had so much shit in my life ' ' i cant remember the last happy convo i had . | I have had a hard life, i can't remember the last happy conversation i had. |
this type of shit always happens to me | This type of things always happens to me. |
i can 't understand how the fuck that happened with so many republicans backing the democrat . | i can't understand how how it happened with so many republicans backing the democrat |
shit idek lol he was following me | Lol, he was following me. |
trump is an ego ridden buffoon . | Trump has a big ego |
i read that as more of a " what the fuck , i 've done it again " | i read that as more of a " what? , i 've done it again " |
so basically people quit a shitty minimum wage job because the boss is an asshole . | so basically people quit low minimum wage job because boss is not nice |
go take a shower you nasty bitch lol . | Go take a shower |
lol what a fucking flavor combo ! | Lol what a flavour combo! |
* giggles * no you are ! * pinch ur ass * | giggles * no you are ! |
they are delicious but they cut the fuck outta the top of your mouth . | they are delicious but they really cut the top of your mouth |
lazy shit i woke up at 30 haha xxxxxxx | Lazily, I woke up at 30. |
grabs handfull of popcorn and thros at my bitches ! ha | Grabs handful of popcorn and toss on my friends |
these areas were semi - autonomous , why the fuck then is there a war for slightly more autonomy ? | these areas were semi - autonomous , why then is there a war for slightly more autonomy ? |
how could you fuck that up ? | how could you fail this up ? |
sayyyy fucking word , i 'm going dt though just now ! | sayyyy word , i 'm going dt though just now ! |
fuck it , i 'm sticking with it . | I'm sticking with it. |
jelly is so nastyyy ! ! ew ew ew ew | jelly is so bad |
bitch he 19 fuckin feet | He is 19 feet tall. |
this sh * t is bullshit what the point of playing if you cant get on the network | What is the point of playing by playing it on bad network. |
my ride is a white lesbian named becky lol and were picking up 36 other bitches | my ride is a white lesbian named becky lol and were picking up 36 others. |
or maybe they disagreed with my description of trump and hannity as morons . | or maybe they disagreed with my description of trump and hannity. |
yeah , i hope she 'll stop with this shit | yeah , i hope she 'll stop with this |
not even mexico would allow that shit when wal - mart tried it . | not even mexico would allow that things when wal - mart tried it . |
oh shit that sounded better then money | that sounded better then money |
its a sign for me to stop you asswipe | Its a sign for me to stop |
urban warfare is a bitch . | urban warfare is bad |
what type of shit is this , i 'm in a taxi haha | what type of thing is this, i'm in a taxi haha |
lots of hypocrites complaining about trump but not saying anything about the krook | A lot of people complaining about Trump but not saying anything about Biden |
kick his ass - seriously ! ! how dare he treat u like that | seriously ! ! how dare he treat u like that |
sorry , dumbest comment of the day has already been awarded , comrade . | Sorry comrade, the reward has already been given to the least intelligent comment |
west baltimore is a shit show . | west baltimore is not good show . |
Subsets and Splits
No community queries yet
The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.