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they can fly their ass back to mecca and stay there .
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They can fly back to mecca and stay there
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pills ? why , you have no chemical imbalance just a stick up your ass and chip on your shoulder
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pills? why, you do not have chemical imbalance but other problems
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it even says in the article that its source is a german newspaper ! this place is fucking ridiculous .
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It even says in the article that its source is a german newspaper !
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they always ask me do i kno the nigga lol
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They always ask if I know him
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this idea of just stacking things into legislation is stupid and ends up with government shutdowns .
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this idea of just stacking things into legislation is not always corret and ends up with government shutdowns
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am i really gonna be riding solo for harry potter tonight ? ? that 's so fucked up .
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Am I really going to be alone for Harry Potter tonight?
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i 'm not doing shit friday cept smokin some herb and watching movies .
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i 'm not doing anything friday except smoking and watching movies .
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* lower the fucking tax rate ? ? *
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*lower the tax rate??*
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this thread is fucking disgusting and rife with hypocrisy .
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this is not a good thread
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i will if my lazy ass can get up off this couch xd
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i will if I can get up off this couch
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i love how many stupid fucking cunts are defending this woman in the comments on that site .
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I love how many people are defending this woman in the comments on that site.
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this is the worst fucking thing .
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this is the worst thing .
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what if he knows some scary scary shit that forces his weird standings on things like this ?
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what if he knows some scary scary stuff that forces his standings on things like this
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why won 't taxi drivers just improve their business instead of doing illegal shit like this ?
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Why won’t taxi drivers just improve their business instead of doing illegal like this
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lol greedy ass , but im listenin to music right now so im jus relaxinnnn
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lol , but im listenin to music right now so im jus relaxinnnn
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fox would pay out the ass , and they have a network channel
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Fox would pay a lot and they have a network channel.
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so his shit is valuable but everybody else 's private shit is excess .
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So his business is valuable but everybody else's private business is excess.
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it 's fucking vapid and so are most of its users .
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it 's vapid and so are most of its users
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this wikipedia stuff is good shit , next rounds on me aye .
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this wikipedia stuff is good, next rounds on me aye .
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it 's a real shame that prion diseases are fucking terrifying !
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it 's a real shame that prion diseases are terrifying !
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shit ! maybe that is why it didn 't look like he was loosing very much blood .
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maybe that is why it didn 't look like he was loosing very much blood
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but i have a pretty good idea of who is the bigger dick .
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But I have a pretty good idea who is the bigger failure.
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pretty sure the tribal council is pretty fucking far from having access to nuclear weapons .
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pretty sure the tribal council is pretty far from having access to nuclear weapons.
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you cant vote for and support this moron and still be a good christian .
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you cant vote for and support this person and still be a good christian
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no ! you have to download shit and my mom will get mad for doing it on her computer .
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No, you have to download this and my mom will get angry for doing it on her computer.
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del mastro was a convicted liar and mentioning him is as cogent as mentioning monsef .
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Del mastro was a liar.
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ya sounds like a great fucking canadian guy this harper .
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You sound like a canadian
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sadly i took 66 fucking art classes this year so i am swamped -
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sadly i took 66 art classes this year so i am swamped -
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is it fucked up that i laughed really hard at your comment ?
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Is it bad that I laughed really hard at your comment?
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this shit is really kicking off isn 't it ?
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This is really kicking off isn 't it ?
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why else would she write such a garbage column .
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why else would she write such a column.
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that 's dumb ass hell , cause then people wouldn 't have more followers than they following .
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That makes bo sense, cause then people wouldn't have more followers that they're following
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i am reading , slowly , mcmasters dereliction of duty about the damn vietnam war .
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I am reading, slowly, mcmasters dereliction of duty about the Vietnam war.
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it 's okay friend me & you both know that shit ain 't true !
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it 's okay friend me & you both know that ain 't true !
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ur in a fucked up situation rite now lmfao
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you are in a lot of trouble right now
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me too ! " that day , we 'll be well and truly fucked .
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Me too! That day, we’ll be well and truly in trouble.
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i miss you even more i was supposed to se you on saturday but my dad fuck that shit up
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i miss you even more i was supposed to se you on saturday but my dad didn't allowed
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try to build shit on your own property .
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try to build on your own property
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you stole my heart , you bitch p xx
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You stole my heart girl
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you think you 're fucking funny huh ?
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you think you 're funny huh ?
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there is nothing on the brief though , it 's not even a fucking project
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there is nothing on the brief though, it's not even a project
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i love that this is even a fucking debate any more .
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I love that this is even a debate any more
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haha oh shit you trippin haha
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Haha you tripping haha
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what the hell is wrong with dlnr kauai ? !
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What is wrong with dlnr kauai
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waikiki is already destroyed what is a darn sign going to hurt at this point .
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waikiki is already destroyed what is a sign going to hurt at this point .
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she b makin up words n shit tho
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She makes up word and things
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if you dont like that then quit your complaining about the stupid commute .
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If you aren't comfortable with that commute, just say so.
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they don 't give a shit about animals .
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They don't care about animals.
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- _ - lmao damn boy its all his fault !
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Boy it's all his mistakes
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unfortunately , most clerics are wimps .
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I am not satisfied on most clerics.
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hillary was not a terrible candidate at least when compared to the clown .
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hillary was not a terrible candidate at least when compared to the other candidate.
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shit dude i would drive the economy to hell with my good intentions and socialistic ideals
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I would drive the economy with my good intentions and socialistic ideals
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yes , ive been a republican for almostyears and i will proudly be voting for that nasty woman !
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Yes i have been a republican for almost years and i will proudly be voting for that unpleasant woman
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it 's looking pretty fucking goddamn hilarious already .
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It's looking pretty hilarious already.
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nah , that shit will be boring to my grandkids .
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That will be boring to my grandkids.
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why did we elect this cunt ?
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why did we elect this person
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china has got to be kidding with this shit .
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china has got to be kidding with this thing .
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fuck sca i played one tourny wit them nvr went back coacg kelly irritate me
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i played one tourny wit them nvr went back coacg kelly irritate me
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i should start acting like a bitch then
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I should start acting in a bad way then
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my tesla shares are sucking .
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My tesla shares are not doing okay
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that would be an insult to cunts all over the world .
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That would be an insult all over the world
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donald trump " how the fuck can you be considered a real party after that .
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Donald trump "How can you be considered a real party after that.
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no one gives a shit about your prime minister but you guys .
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no one cares about your prime minister but you guys .
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she did some shit on the internet , i guess
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she did some things on the internet, I guess
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that 's like a fucking two dollar bill
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That is a simply a two dollar bill .
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it is not possible to communicate an idiots idea .
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It is not possible to communicate through some undeserving persons idea.
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this shit is like the superbowl for these cops .
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this is like the superbowl for these cops .
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dead that , your getting whooped !
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Stop that, your getting beaten
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ive had so much shit in my life ' ' i cant remember the last happy convo i had .
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I have had a hard life, i can't remember the last happy conversation i had.
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this type of shit always happens to me
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This type of things always happens to me.
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i can 't understand how the fuck that happened with so many republicans backing the democrat .
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i can't understand how how it happened with so many republicans backing the democrat
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shit idek lol he was following me
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Lol, he was following me.
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trump is an ego ridden buffoon .
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Trump has a big ego
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i read that as more of a " what the fuck , i 've done it again "
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i read that as more of a " what? , i 've done it again "
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so basically people quit a shitty minimum wage job because the boss is an asshole .
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so basically people quit low minimum wage job because boss is not nice
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go take a shower you nasty bitch lol .
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Go take a shower
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lol what a fucking flavor combo !
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Lol what a flavour combo!
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* giggles * no you are ! * pinch ur ass *
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giggles * no you are !
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they are delicious but they cut the fuck outta the top of your mouth .
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they are delicious but they really cut the top of your mouth
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lazy shit i woke up at 30 haha xxxxxxx
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Lazily, I woke up at 30.
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grabs handfull of popcorn and thros at my bitches ! ha
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Grabs handful of popcorn and toss on my friends
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these areas were semi - autonomous , why the fuck then is there a war for slightly more autonomy ?
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these areas were semi - autonomous , why then is there a war for slightly more autonomy ?
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how could you fuck that up ?
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how could you fail this up ?
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sayyyy fucking word , i 'm going dt though just now !
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sayyyy word , i 'm going dt though just now !
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fuck it , i 'm sticking with it .
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I'm sticking with it.
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jelly is so nastyyy ! ! ew ew ew ew
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jelly is so bad
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bitch he 19 fuckin feet
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He is 19 feet tall.
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this sh * t is bullshit what the point of playing if you cant get on the network
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What is the point of playing by playing it on bad network.
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my ride is a white lesbian named becky lol and were picking up 36 other bitches
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my ride is a white lesbian named becky lol and were picking up 36 others.
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or maybe they disagreed with my description of trump and hannity as morons .
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or maybe they disagreed with my description of trump and hannity.
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yeah , i hope she 'll stop with this shit
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yeah , i hope she 'll stop with this
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not even mexico would allow that shit when wal - mart tried it .
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not even mexico would allow that things when wal - mart tried it .
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oh shit that sounded better then money
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that sounded better then money
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its a sign for me to stop you asswipe
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Its a sign for me to stop
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urban warfare is a bitch .
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urban warfare is bad
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what type of shit is this , i 'm in a taxi haha
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what type of thing is this, i'm in a taxi haha
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lots of hypocrites complaining about trump but not saying anything about the krook
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A lot of people complaining about Trump but not saying anything about Biden
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kick his ass - seriously ! ! how dare he treat u like that
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seriously ! ! how dare he treat u like that
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sorry , dumbest comment of the day has already been awarded , comrade .
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Sorry comrade, the reward has already been given to the least intelligent comment
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west baltimore is a shit show .
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west baltimore is not good show .
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