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they can fly their ass back to mecca and stay there .
They can fly back to mecca and stay there
pills ? why , you have no chemical imbalance just a stick up your ass and chip on your shoulder
pills? why, you do not have chemical imbalance but other problems
it even says in the article that its source is a german newspaper ! this place is fucking ridiculous .
It even says in the article that its source is a german newspaper !
they always ask me do i kno the nigga lol
They always ask if I know him
this idea of just stacking things into legislation is stupid and ends up with government shutdowns .
this idea of just stacking things into legislation is not always corret and ends up with government shutdowns
am i really gonna be riding solo for harry potter tonight ? ? that 's so fucked up .
Am I really going to be alone for Harry Potter tonight?
i 'm not doing shit friday cept smokin some herb and watching movies .
i 'm not doing anything friday except smoking and watching movies .
* lower the fucking tax rate ? ? *
*lower the tax rate??*
this thread is fucking disgusting and rife with hypocrisy .
this is not a good thread
i will if my lazy ass can get up off this couch xd
i will if I can get up off this couch
i love how many stupid fucking cunts are defending this woman in the comments on that site .
I love how many people are defending this woman in the comments on that site.
this is the worst fucking thing .
this is the worst thing .
what if he knows some scary scary shit that forces his weird standings on things like this ?
what if he knows some scary scary stuff that forces his standings on things like this
why won 't taxi drivers just improve their business instead of doing illegal shit like this ?
Why won’t taxi drivers just improve their business instead of doing illegal like this
lol greedy ass , but im listenin to music right now so im jus relaxinnnn
lol , but im listenin to music right now so im jus relaxinnnn
fox would pay out the ass , and they have a network channel
Fox would pay a lot and they have a network channel.
so his shit is valuable but everybody else 's private shit is excess .
So his business is valuable but everybody else's private business is excess.
it 's fucking vapid and so are most of its users .
it 's vapid and so are most of its users
this wikipedia stuff is good shit , next rounds on me aye .
this wikipedia stuff is good, next rounds on me aye .
it 's a real shame that prion diseases are fucking terrifying !
it 's a real shame that prion diseases are terrifying !
shit ! maybe that is why it didn 't look like he was loosing very much blood .
maybe that is why it didn 't look like he was loosing very much blood
but i have a pretty good idea of who is the bigger dick .
But I have a pretty good idea who is the bigger failure.
pretty sure the tribal council is pretty fucking far from having access to nuclear weapons .
pretty sure the tribal council is pretty far from having access to nuclear weapons.
you cant vote for and support this moron and still be a good christian .
you cant vote for and support this person and still be a good christian
no ! you have to download shit and my mom will get mad for doing it on her computer .
No, you have to download this and my mom will get angry for doing it on her computer.
del mastro was a convicted liar and mentioning him is as cogent as mentioning monsef .
Del mastro was a liar.
ya sounds like a great fucking canadian guy this harper .
You sound like a canadian
sadly i took 66 fucking art classes this year so i am swamped -
sadly i took 66 art classes this year so i am swamped -
is it fucked up that i laughed really hard at your comment ?
Is it bad that I laughed really hard at your comment?
this shit is really kicking off isn 't it ?
This is really kicking off isn 't it ?
why else would she write such a garbage column .
why else would she write such a column.
that 's dumb ass hell , cause then people wouldn 't have more followers than they following .
That makes bo sense, cause then people wouldn't have more followers that they're following
i am reading , slowly , mcmasters dereliction of duty about the damn vietnam war .
I am reading, slowly, mcmasters dereliction of duty about the Vietnam war.
it 's okay friend me & you both know that shit ain 't true !
it 's okay friend me & you both know that ain 't true !
ur in a fucked up situation rite now lmfao
you are in a lot of trouble right now
me too ! " that day , we 'll be well and truly fucked .
Me too! That day, we’ll be well and truly in trouble.
i miss you even more i was supposed to se you on saturday but my dad fuck that shit up
i miss you even more i was supposed to se you on saturday but my dad didn't allowed
try to build shit on your own property .
try to build on your own property
you stole my heart , you bitch p xx
You stole my heart girl
you think you 're fucking funny huh ?
you think you 're funny huh ?
there is nothing on the brief though , it 's not even a fucking project
there is nothing on the brief though, it's not even a project
i love that this is even a fucking debate any more .
I love that this is even a debate any more
haha oh shit you trippin haha
Haha you tripping haha
what the hell is wrong with dlnr kauai ? !
What is wrong with dlnr kauai
waikiki is already destroyed what is a darn sign going to hurt at this point .
waikiki is already destroyed what is a sign going to hurt at this point .
she b makin up words n shit tho
She makes up word and things
if you dont like that then quit your complaining about the stupid commute .
If you aren't comfortable with that commute, just say so.
they don 't give a shit about animals .
They don't care about animals.
- _ - lmao damn boy its all his fault !
Boy it's all his mistakes
unfortunately , most clerics are wimps .
I am not satisfied on most clerics.
hillary was not a terrible candidate at least when compared to the clown .
hillary was not a terrible candidate at least when compared to the other candidate.
shit dude i would drive the economy to hell with my good intentions and socialistic ideals
I would drive the economy with my good intentions and socialistic ideals
yes , ive been a republican for almostyears and i will proudly be voting for that nasty woman !
Yes i have been a republican for almost years and i will proudly be voting for that unpleasant woman
it 's looking pretty fucking goddamn hilarious already .
It's looking pretty hilarious already.
nah , that shit will be boring to my grandkids .
That will be boring to my grandkids.
why did we elect this cunt ?
why did we elect this person
china has got to be kidding with this shit .
china has got to be kidding with this thing .
fuck sca i played one tourny wit them nvr went back coacg kelly irritate me
i played one tourny wit them nvr went back coacg kelly irritate me
i should start acting like a bitch then
I should start acting in a bad way then
my tesla shares are sucking .
My tesla shares are not doing okay
that would be an insult to cunts all over the world .
That would be an insult all over the world
donald trump " how the fuck can you be considered a real party after that .
Donald trump "How can you be considered a real party after that.
no one gives a shit about your prime minister but you guys .
no one cares about your prime minister but you guys .
she did some shit on the internet , i guess
she did some things on the internet, I guess
that 's like a fucking two dollar bill
That is a simply a two dollar bill .
it is not possible to communicate an idiots idea .
It is not possible to communicate through some undeserving persons idea.
this shit is like the superbowl for these cops .
this is like the superbowl for these cops .
dead that , your getting whooped !
Stop that, your getting beaten
ive had so much shit in my life ' ' i cant remember the last happy convo i had .
I have had a hard life, i can't remember the last happy conversation i had.
this type of shit always happens to me
This type of things always happens to me.
i can 't understand how the fuck that happened with so many republicans backing the democrat .
i can't understand how how it happened with so many republicans backing the democrat
shit idek lol he was following me
Lol, he was following me.
trump is an ego ridden buffoon .
Trump has a big ego
i read that as more of a " what the fuck , i 've done it again "
i read that as more of a " what? , i 've done it again "
so basically people quit a shitty minimum wage job because the boss is an asshole .
so basically people quit low minimum wage job because boss is not nice
go take a shower you nasty bitch lol .
Go take a shower
lol what a fucking flavor combo !
Lol what a flavour combo!
* giggles * no you are ! * pinch ur ass *
giggles * no you are !
they are delicious but they cut the fuck outta the top of your mouth .
they are delicious but they really cut the top of your mouth
lazy shit i woke up at 30 haha xxxxxxx
Lazily, I woke up at 30.
grabs handfull of popcorn and thros at my bitches ! ha
Grabs handful of popcorn and toss on my friends
these areas were semi - autonomous , why the fuck then is there a war for slightly more autonomy ?
these areas were semi - autonomous , why then is there a war for slightly more autonomy ?
how could you fuck that up ?
how could you fail this up ?
sayyyy fucking word , i 'm going dt though just now !
sayyyy word , i 'm going dt though just now !
fuck it , i 'm sticking with it .
I'm sticking with it.
jelly is so nastyyy ! ! ew ew ew ew
jelly is so bad
bitch he 19 fuckin feet
He is 19 feet tall.
this sh * t is bullshit what the point of playing if you cant get on the network
What is the point of playing by playing it on bad network.
my ride is a white lesbian named becky lol and were picking up 36 other bitches
my ride is a white lesbian named becky lol and were picking up 36 others.
or maybe they disagreed with my description of trump and hannity as morons .
or maybe they disagreed with my description of trump and hannity.
yeah , i hope she 'll stop with this shit
yeah , i hope she 'll stop with this
not even mexico would allow that shit when wal - mart tried it .
not even mexico would allow that things when wal - mart tried it .
oh shit that sounded better then money
that sounded better then money
its a sign for me to stop you asswipe
Its a sign for me to stop
urban warfare is a bitch .
urban warfare is bad
what type of shit is this , i 'm in a taxi haha
what type of thing is this, i'm in a taxi haha
lots of hypocrites complaining about trump but not saying anything about the krook
A lot of people complaining about Trump but not saying anything about Biden
kick his ass - seriously ! ! how dare he treat u like that
seriously ! ! how dare he treat u like that
sorry , dumbest comment of the day has already been awarded , comrade .
Sorry comrade, the reward has already been given to the least intelligent comment
west baltimore is a shit show .
west baltimore is not good show .