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his enemies are unhinged too .
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His enemies are unstable.
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fuckin yoda just tweeted me !
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yoda just tweeted me !
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oh wait , you are just talking out of your ass and assuming what actually happened ? nevermind .
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Oh wait, you are just talking and assuming what actually happened?
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fuck knows why i 'm even replying .
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i don't know why i am replying
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these four lane county commissioners are rotten to the core .
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These four lane county commissioners are bad
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because they have fucking restricted gun laws .
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Because they have restrickted gun laws
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hamas doesn 't give a fuck about palestinian children .
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Hamas doesn't care about palestinian children.
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i hope that piece of shit saw it
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I hope he saw that
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i 've been saying this shit since before they sent the clocks forward
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i've been saying this word since before they sent the clocks forward
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midnight ? where the fuck are people going at this hour ?
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midnight ? where the people are going at this hour ?
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they can do whatever the fuck they want except not wear a sheet over their head .
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they can do whatever they want except not wear a sheet over their head .
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what the fuck is happening there .
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what is happening there.
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well she was a bitch
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well she was bad.
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nz aint going to do shit about it .
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nz aint going to do nothing about it .
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you are one stupid fuck if you actually think the democratic party is even worth wiping your ass with .
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if you actually think the democratic party is even worth.
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the main difference is that nobody is going to go suck some dicks for camel lights .
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the main difference is that nobody is going to go for so little camel lights.
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for fucks sake its * one * relatively minor rule .
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its * one * relatively minor rule .
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im nervous ass fuck tho .
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im nervous tho .
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not see here since dick head came over about the 76 bottles off gin you took
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not see here since he came over about the 76 bottles off gin you took
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had to scroll down this far to read someone with some fucking sense .
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Had to scroll down this far to read someone with some sense
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our national security has been compromised by having a moron in charge .
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Our national security has been compromised by having incompetent people in charge.
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at least this expansion was designed by local architects , not the chipperfield jerk from england
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This expansiin was designed by local architect not from anyone from england.
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time for these clowns to retire .
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They should be fired
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hey fuck you ! and stop stalking me !
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stop stalking me
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well i guess i 'm a jackwagon then , because i do not give a fuck .
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Well I guess I'm a jackwagon then , because I don't care anyone.
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but that shit be thick dawg
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but that be thick dude
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lets not exaggerate an already fucked up situation , it accomplishes nothing .
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let's not exxergerate an already bad situation, it accomplishes nothing.
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who own all the e - cig shit ?
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who own all the e - cig ?
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she b makin up words n shit tho
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she is giving excuses
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lucky , this morons parents could afford high priced lawyers to allow him to get slapped on the wrist .
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lucky , his parents could afford high priced lawyers to allow him to get slapped on the wrist .
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you dont seem to get the i dont give a shit concept red .
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You don't seem to get the i don't care concept red.
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the fucking title is clickbaity , it says it reaches the decision but still is unannounced publicly .
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the title is clickbaity, it says it reaches the decision but still is unannounced publicly.
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more proof that liberalism might be a mental disorder .
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more proof that liberalism might be a problem
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who gives a flying fuck what ron paul says ?
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Who cares what Ron Paul says?
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omg fuck yes ! haha dad gets home tomorrow morning so im sure he won 't mind us drinking d
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Oh my god yes! Haha dad gets home tomorrow morning so im sure he won't mind us drinking.
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this is kind of like that , except that the infant is usually too smart for that shit .
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This is kind of like that, expect that the infants is usually too smart for this.
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no shit ? ? ! ! when da mixtape droppin ?
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when da mixtape droppin ?
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a fucking atheist like you won 't understand .
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an atheist like you won't understand.
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omgggg i fuckin hateee thosee i literally jump off my seat and scream so loud
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omgggg i really hateee thosee i literally jump off my seat and scream so loud
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we tell you just how bad you 're being fucked , .
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We tell you how bad it is.
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fuck that shit bro i live on the edge
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bro i live on the edge
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they got shit in the big gym
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They got in trouble in the big gym
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funny shit is that saakashvili is right now 11 tv .
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funny is that saakashvili is right now 11 tv.
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dont be using moody blues lyrics in your pathetic post .
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Do not use moody blues lyrics in your post
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they 'll be shitting pancakes for years .
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They will be baking pancakes for years
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it 's like a fucking tea party meetup .
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it 's like a tea party meetup .
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fuck all of you and the people who steal from the true creatives .
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Stop stealing from the true creatives.
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i 've always wondered , do you really smoke or do you fake shit like this .
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I have always wondered, do you really smoke or do you pretend.
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or should i just ruin her life now
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Or should I just spoil her life now
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fuck it , let 's go out and rob a bank or something lol jk
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lets go out and rob a bank or something lol jk
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don 't take shit so personally dudes !
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Don't take it so personally !
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go look under the privacy settings , it 's fucking crazy , the default options are horrible .
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Look under the privacy settings,the default options are horrible
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this is my fucking off period
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this is my period
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we all dont know why it actually happened and thinking that it just was a fucking betrayal .
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We all dont know why it happened and thinking that it just was a betrayal
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bud light tastes like crap .
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Bud light tastes not good.
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my lame arse gut says sloter is talented and deserves a chance .
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sloter is talented and deserves.a chance
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ps burning books is another leftists protestfutile and stupid but hey , go for it .
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ps burning books is another leftists protestfutile
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thats some shit out of boondock saints
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That's something out of boondock saints
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it won 't really mean shit .
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it won 't really mean this.
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why the shit does this need to be part of your constitution ?
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Why does this need to be part of your constitution
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lol no it doesn 't you lying shit .
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LOL. No it doesn't, you're lying.
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time to make up a bunch of those as stickers and stick them all over the fucking station .
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It's time to make stickers to stick them in the station.
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i make stupid comments sometimes .
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I make nonsense comments sometimes.
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go eat some jello pudding or something u old ass tramp
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eat some jello pudding or something.
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do i fucken know you , cunt ! ?
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Do I know you?
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thats just stupid beyond belief .
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thats just incomprehensible beyond belief
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is the chinese projection so shit they will have to send their soldiers in on a commercial flight ?
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is the chinese projection, they will have to send their soldiers in on a commercial flight ?
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girl , get yo ' ass on and talk to me ! p
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Girl, get on the phone and talk to me.
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same ol shit , just a different day .
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same thing, just a different day
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and u can 't use it for hand soap cuz it 's been on ass crack
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and u can't use it for hand soap cuz it's been on dirty spots
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that credit card shit was the funniest
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that credit card thing was the funniest
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the big fat conservative companies do gives a rats arse about the environment .
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The big conservative companies do not care about the environment
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our police departments and the cops who work in them all of them are rotten to the core !
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Our police departments and cops are not trustworthy.
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me and my bro cookout is about a week away and that shit going to be popping ya hear me
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me and my bro cookout is about a week away and that is going to be popping ya hear me
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them bitches was high as hell smh .
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They were intoxicated.
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you can gag all sorts of shit prior and during a trial for all sorts of reasons .
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You can gag all sorts of matters prior and during a trial for all sorts of reasons.
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holy shit i actually found it youtube .
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i actually found it youtube .
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so because some little shit from 90 years ago did it , you should ?
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so because some little boy from 90 years ago did it , you should
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why doesn 't that shit happen to me ?
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why doesn 't that happen to me ?
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it 's seems like if they did , a lot of pieces of shit would get killed in it .
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It seems like if they did a lot of people would die
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rofl you better fucking learn to get your fucking head screwed on right .
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you have to learn to be right
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fucking hell where r u .
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Where are you?
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poor fuck was just walking down the street , and bam .
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Poor guy was just walking down the street, and Bam.
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awe man i hate shit like that
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I dislike things like that
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ughh bring me a plate with food to my door step b4 i whoop ur ass ! mr shit talker
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Bring me a plate with food to my door step
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my teddy has stole my wine n paper ! dick
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My teddy has stole my wine and paper!
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bush took a vibrant economy and turned it to shit for those who are not super rich .
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bush took a vibrant economy and turned it against those who are not super rich
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its a shame tuition to damn high and financial aid aint about shit smh
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its a shame tuition to high and financial aid
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yea im tired as shit ready to leave asap
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I am tired and ready to leave as soon as possible.
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its ciara larason jondelle and get that shit right hoe
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its ciara larason jondelle and get that right hoe
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shit , you never told me the timeee xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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You never told me the time
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why the fuck is this article protected ?
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why is this article protected?
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that is such a fucking joke ! i just got $ 100 for my e - mail
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That is such a joke! I just got $ 100 for my e-mail
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no fucking way in sanity is this justified .
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no way in sanity is this justified .
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no shit the bikers retaliated , they watched like 99 of their friends become handicap .
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the bikers retaliated, they watched like 99 of their friends become handicap
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he has a point there , except he fucked it up .
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He has a point there but he ruined it.
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it is fun watching trump outmaneuver one whimpy moron after another .
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It is fun watching trump outmaneuver others.
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how about the criminals using firearms pay your stupid tax .
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How about the criminals using firearms pay your undemanding tax.
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there is a ton of people there , so your chances increase for weird shit to happen .
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there is a ton of people there , so your chances increase for weird moment to happen .
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majority of america shrugged it off , hence no outrage outside of reddit and 48 chan and shit
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majority of america shrugged it off , hence no outrage outside of reddit and 48 chan
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