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his enemies are unhinged too . | His enemies are unstable. |
fuckin yoda just tweeted me ! | yoda just tweeted me ! |
oh wait , you are just talking out of your ass and assuming what actually happened ? nevermind . | Oh wait, you are just talking and assuming what actually happened? |
fuck knows why i 'm even replying . | i don't know why i am replying |
these four lane county commissioners are rotten to the core . | These four lane county commissioners are bad |
because they have fucking restricted gun laws . | Because they have restrickted gun laws |
hamas doesn 't give a fuck about palestinian children . | Hamas doesn't care about palestinian children. |
i hope that piece of shit saw it | I hope he saw that |
i 've been saying this shit since before they sent the clocks forward | i've been saying this word since before they sent the clocks forward |
midnight ? where the fuck are people going at this hour ? | midnight ? where the people are going at this hour ? |
they can do whatever the fuck they want except not wear a sheet over their head . | they can do whatever they want except not wear a sheet over their head . |
what the fuck is happening there . | what is happening there. |
well she was a bitch | well she was bad. |
nz aint going to do shit about it . | nz aint going to do nothing about it . |
you are one stupid fuck if you actually think the democratic party is even worth wiping your ass with . | if you actually think the democratic party is even worth. |
the main difference is that nobody is going to go suck some dicks for camel lights . | the main difference is that nobody is going to go for so little camel lights. |
for fucks sake its * one * relatively minor rule . | its * one * relatively minor rule . |
im nervous ass fuck tho . | im nervous tho . |
not see here since dick head came over about the 76 bottles off gin you took | not see here since he came over about the 76 bottles off gin you took |
had to scroll down this far to read someone with some fucking sense . | Had to scroll down this far to read someone with some sense |
our national security has been compromised by having a moron in charge . | Our national security has been compromised by having incompetent people in charge. |
at least this expansion was designed by local architects , not the chipperfield jerk from england | This expansiin was designed by local architect not from anyone from england. |
time for these clowns to retire . | They should be fired |
hey fuck you ! and stop stalking me ! | stop stalking me |
well i guess i 'm a jackwagon then , because i do not give a fuck . | Well I guess I'm a jackwagon then , because I don't care anyone. |
but that shit be thick dawg | but that be thick dude |
lets not exaggerate an already fucked up situation , it accomplishes nothing . | let's not exxergerate an already bad situation, it accomplishes nothing. |
who own all the e - cig shit ? | who own all the e - cig ? |
she b makin up words n shit tho | she is giving excuses |
lucky , this morons parents could afford high priced lawyers to allow him to get slapped on the wrist . | lucky , his parents could afford high priced lawyers to allow him to get slapped on the wrist . |
you dont seem to get the i dont give a shit concept red . | You don't seem to get the i don't care concept red. |
the fucking title is clickbaity , it says it reaches the decision but still is unannounced publicly . | the title is clickbaity, it says it reaches the decision but still is unannounced publicly. |
more proof that liberalism might be a mental disorder . | more proof that liberalism might be a problem |
who gives a flying fuck what ron paul says ? | Who cares what Ron Paul says? |
omg fuck yes ! haha dad gets home tomorrow morning so im sure he won 't mind us drinking d | Oh my god yes! Haha dad gets home tomorrow morning so im sure he won't mind us drinking. |
this is kind of like that , except that the infant is usually too smart for that shit . | This is kind of like that, expect that the infants is usually too smart for this. |
no shit ? ? ! ! when da mixtape droppin ? | when da mixtape droppin ? |
a fucking atheist like you won 't understand . | an atheist like you won't understand. |
omgggg i fuckin hateee thosee i literally jump off my seat and scream so loud | omgggg i really hateee thosee i literally jump off my seat and scream so loud |
we tell you just how bad you 're being fucked , . | We tell you how bad it is. |
fuck that shit bro i live on the edge | bro i live on the edge |
they got shit in the big gym | They got in trouble in the big gym |
funny shit is that saakashvili is right now 11 tv . | funny is that saakashvili is right now 11 tv. |
dont be using moody blues lyrics in your pathetic post . | Do not use moody blues lyrics in your post |
they 'll be shitting pancakes for years . | They will be baking pancakes for years |
it 's like a fucking tea party meetup . | it 's like a tea party meetup . |
fuck all of you and the people who steal from the true creatives . | Stop stealing from the true creatives. |
i 've always wondered , do you really smoke or do you fake shit like this . | I have always wondered, do you really smoke or do you pretend. |
or should i just ruin her life now | Or should I just spoil her life now |
fuck it , let 's go out and rob a bank or something lol jk | lets go out and rob a bank or something lol jk |
don 't take shit so personally dudes ! | Don't take it so personally ! |
go look under the privacy settings , it 's fucking crazy , the default options are horrible . | Look under the privacy settings,the default options are horrible |
this is my fucking off period | this is my period |
we all dont know why it actually happened and thinking that it just was a fucking betrayal . | We all dont know why it happened and thinking that it just was a betrayal |
bud light tastes like crap . | Bud light tastes not good. |
my lame arse gut says sloter is talented and deserves a chance . | sloter is talented and deserves.a chance |
ps burning books is another leftists protestfutile and stupid but hey , go for it . | ps burning books is another leftists protestfutile |
thats some shit out of boondock saints | That's something out of boondock saints |
it won 't really mean shit . | it won 't really mean this. |
why the shit does this need to be part of your constitution ? | Why does this need to be part of your constitution |
lol no it doesn 't you lying shit . | LOL. No it doesn't, you're lying. |
time to make up a bunch of those as stickers and stick them all over the fucking station . | It's time to make stickers to stick them in the station. |
i make stupid comments sometimes . | I make nonsense comments sometimes. |
go eat some jello pudding or something u old ass tramp | eat some jello pudding or something. |
do i fucken know you , cunt ! ? | Do I know you? |
thats just stupid beyond belief . | thats just incomprehensible beyond belief |
is the chinese projection so shit they will have to send their soldiers in on a commercial flight ? | is the chinese projection, they will have to send their soldiers in on a commercial flight ? |
girl , get yo ' ass on and talk to me ! p | Girl, get on the phone and talk to me. |
same ol shit , just a different day . | same thing, just a different day |
and u can 't use it for hand soap cuz it 's been on ass crack | and u can't use it for hand soap cuz it's been on dirty spots |
that credit card shit was the funniest | that credit card thing was the funniest |
the big fat conservative companies do gives a rats arse about the environment . | The big conservative companies do not care about the environment |
our police departments and the cops who work in them all of them are rotten to the core ! | Our police departments and cops are not trustworthy. |
me and my bro cookout is about a week away and that shit going to be popping ya hear me | me and my bro cookout is about a week away and that is going to be popping ya hear me |
them bitches was high as hell smh . | They were intoxicated. |
you can gag all sorts of shit prior and during a trial for all sorts of reasons . | You can gag all sorts of matters prior and during a trial for all sorts of reasons. |
holy shit i actually found it youtube . | i actually found it youtube . |
so because some little shit from 90 years ago did it , you should ? | so because some little boy from 90 years ago did it , you should |
why doesn 't that shit happen to me ? | why doesn 't that happen to me ? |
it 's seems like if they did , a lot of pieces of shit would get killed in it . | It seems like if they did a lot of people would die |
rofl you better fucking learn to get your fucking head screwed on right . | you have to learn to be right |
fucking hell where r u . | Where are you? |
poor fuck was just walking down the street , and bam . | Poor guy was just walking down the street, and Bam. |
awe man i hate shit like that | I dislike things like that |
ughh bring me a plate with food to my door step b4 i whoop ur ass ! mr shit talker | Bring me a plate with food to my door step |
my teddy has stole my wine n paper ! dick | My teddy has stole my wine and paper! |
bush took a vibrant economy and turned it to shit for those who are not super rich . | bush took a vibrant economy and turned it against those who are not super rich |
its a shame tuition to damn high and financial aid aint about shit smh | its a shame tuition to high and financial aid |
yea im tired as shit ready to leave asap | I am tired and ready to leave as soon as possible. |
its ciara larason jondelle and get that shit right hoe | its ciara larason jondelle and get that right hoe |
shit , you never told me the timeee xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx | You never told me the time |
why the fuck is this article protected ? | why is this article protected? |
that is such a fucking joke ! i just got $ 100 for my e - mail | That is such a joke! I just got $ 100 for my e-mail |
no fucking way in sanity is this justified . | no way in sanity is this justified . |
no shit the bikers retaliated , they watched like 99 of their friends become handicap . | the bikers retaliated, they watched like 99 of their friends become handicap |
he has a point there , except he fucked it up . | He has a point there but he ruined it. |
it is fun watching trump outmaneuver one whimpy moron after another . | It is fun watching trump outmaneuver others. |
how about the criminals using firearms pay your stupid tax . | How about the criminals using firearms pay your undemanding tax. |
there is a ton of people there , so your chances increase for weird shit to happen . | there is a ton of people there , so your chances increase for weird moment to happen . |
majority of america shrugged it off , hence no outrage outside of reddit and 48 chan and shit | majority of america shrugged it off , hence no outrage outside of reddit and 48 chan |
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