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his enemies are unhinged too .
His enemies are unstable.
fuckin yoda just tweeted me !
yoda just tweeted me !
oh wait , you are just talking out of your ass and assuming what actually happened ? nevermind .
Oh wait, you are just talking and assuming what actually happened?
fuck knows why i 'm even replying .
i don't know why i am replying
these four lane county commissioners are rotten to the core .
These four lane county commissioners are bad
because they have fucking restricted gun laws .
Because they have restrickted gun laws
hamas doesn 't give a fuck about palestinian children .
Hamas doesn't care about palestinian children.
i hope that piece of shit saw it
I hope he saw that
i 've been saying this shit since before they sent the clocks forward
i've been saying this word since before they sent the clocks forward
midnight ? where the fuck are people going at this hour ?
midnight ? where the people are going at this hour ?
they can do whatever the fuck they want except not wear a sheet over their head .
they can do whatever they want except not wear a sheet over their head .
what the fuck is happening there .
what is happening there.
well she was a bitch
well she was bad.
nz aint going to do shit about it .
nz aint going to do nothing about it .
you are one stupid fuck if you actually think the democratic party is even worth wiping your ass with .
if you actually think the democratic party is even worth.
the main difference is that nobody is going to go suck some dicks for camel lights .
the main difference is that nobody is going to go for so little camel lights.
for fucks sake its * one * relatively minor rule .
its * one * relatively minor rule .
im nervous ass fuck tho .
im nervous tho .
not see here since dick head came over about the 76 bottles off gin you took
not see here since he came over about the 76 bottles off gin you took
had to scroll down this far to read someone with some fucking sense .
Had to scroll down this far to read someone with some sense
our national security has been compromised by having a moron in charge .
Our national security has been compromised by having incompetent people in charge.
at least this expansion was designed by local architects , not the chipperfield jerk from england
This expansiin was designed by local architect not from anyone from england.
time for these clowns to retire .
They should be fired
hey fuck you ! and stop stalking me !
stop stalking me
well i guess i 'm a jackwagon then , because i do not give a fuck .
Well I guess I'm a jackwagon then , because I don't care anyone.
but that shit be thick dawg
but that be thick dude
lets not exaggerate an already fucked up situation , it accomplishes nothing .
let's not exxergerate an already bad situation, it accomplishes nothing.
who own all the e - cig shit ?
who own all the e - cig ?
she b makin up words n shit tho
she is giving excuses
lucky , this morons parents could afford high priced lawyers to allow him to get slapped on the wrist .
lucky , his parents could afford high priced lawyers to allow him to get slapped on the wrist .
you dont seem to get the i dont give a shit concept red .
You don't seem to get the i don't care concept red.
the fucking title is clickbaity , it says it reaches the decision but still is unannounced publicly .
the title is clickbaity, it says it reaches the decision but still is unannounced publicly.
more proof that liberalism might be a mental disorder .
more proof that liberalism might be a problem
who gives a flying fuck what ron paul says ?
Who cares what Ron Paul says?
omg fuck yes ! haha dad gets home tomorrow morning so im sure he won 't mind us drinking d
Oh my god yes! Haha dad gets home tomorrow morning so im sure he won't mind us drinking.
this is kind of like that , except that the infant is usually too smart for that shit .
This is kind of like that, expect that the infants is usually too smart for this.
no shit ? ? ! ! when da mixtape droppin ?
when da mixtape droppin ?
a fucking atheist like you won 't understand .
an atheist like you won't understand.
omgggg i fuckin hateee thosee i literally jump off my seat and scream so loud
omgggg i really hateee thosee i literally jump off my seat and scream so loud
we tell you just how bad you 're being fucked , .
We tell you how bad it is.
fuck that shit bro i live on the edge
bro i live on the edge
they got shit in the big gym
They got in trouble in the big gym
funny shit is that saakashvili is right now 11 tv .
funny is that saakashvili is right now 11 tv.
dont be using moody blues lyrics in your pathetic post .
Do not use moody blues lyrics in your post
they 'll be shitting pancakes for years .
They will be baking pancakes for years
it 's like a fucking tea party meetup .
it 's like a tea party meetup .
fuck all of you and the people who steal from the true creatives .
Stop stealing from the true creatives.
i 've always wondered , do you really smoke or do you fake shit like this .
I have always wondered, do you really smoke or do you pretend.
or should i just ruin her life now
Or should I just spoil her life now
fuck it , let 's go out and rob a bank or something lol jk
lets go out and rob a bank or something lol jk
don 't take shit so personally dudes !
Don't take it so personally !
go look under the privacy settings , it 's fucking crazy , the default options are horrible .
Look under the privacy settings,the default options are horrible
this is my fucking off period
this is my period
we all dont know why it actually happened and thinking that it just was a fucking betrayal .
We all dont know why it happened and thinking that it just was a betrayal
bud light tastes like crap .
Bud light tastes not good.
my lame arse gut says sloter is talented and deserves a chance .
sloter is talented and deserves.a chance
ps burning books is another leftists protestfutile and stupid but hey , go for it .
ps burning books is another leftists protestfutile
thats some shit out of boondock saints
That's something out of boondock saints
it won 't really mean shit .
it won 't really mean this.
why the shit does this need to be part of your constitution ?
Why does this need to be part of your constitution
lol no it doesn 't you lying shit .
LOL. No it doesn't, you're lying.
time to make up a bunch of those as stickers and stick them all over the fucking station .
It's time to make stickers to stick them in the station.
i make stupid comments sometimes .
I make nonsense comments sometimes.
go eat some jello pudding or something u old ass tramp
eat some jello pudding or something.
do i fucken know you , cunt ! ?
Do I know you?
thats just stupid beyond belief .
thats just incomprehensible beyond belief
is the chinese projection so shit they will have to send their soldiers in on a commercial flight ?
is the chinese projection, they will have to send their soldiers in on a commercial flight ?
girl , get yo ' ass on and talk to me ! p
Girl, get on the phone and talk to me.
same ol shit , just a different day .
same thing, just a different day
and u can 't use it for hand soap cuz it 's been on ass crack
and u can't use it for hand soap cuz it's been on dirty spots
that credit card shit was the funniest
that credit card thing was the funniest
the big fat conservative companies do gives a rats arse about the environment .
The big conservative companies do not care about the environment
our police departments and the cops who work in them all of them are rotten to the core !
Our police departments and cops are not trustworthy.
me and my bro cookout is about a week away and that shit going to be popping ya hear me
me and my bro cookout is about a week away and that is going to be popping ya hear me
them bitches was high as hell smh .
They were intoxicated.
you can gag all sorts of shit prior and during a trial for all sorts of reasons .
You can gag all sorts of matters prior and during a trial for all sorts of reasons.
holy shit i actually found it youtube .
i actually found it youtube .
so because some little shit from 90 years ago did it , you should ?
so because some little boy from 90 years ago did it , you should
why doesn 't that shit happen to me ?
why doesn 't that happen to me ?
it 's seems like if they did , a lot of pieces of shit would get killed in it .
It seems like if they did a lot of people would die
rofl you better fucking learn to get your fucking head screwed on right .
you have to learn to be right
fucking hell where r u .
Where are you?
poor fuck was just walking down the street , and bam .
Poor guy was just walking down the street, and Bam.
awe man i hate shit like that
I dislike things like that
ughh bring me a plate with food to my door step b4 i whoop ur ass ! mr shit talker
Bring me a plate with food to my door step
my teddy has stole my wine n paper ! dick
My teddy has stole my wine and paper!
bush took a vibrant economy and turned it to shit for those who are not super rich .
bush took a vibrant economy and turned it against those who are not super rich
its a shame tuition to damn high and financial aid aint about shit smh
its a shame tuition to high and financial aid
yea im tired as shit ready to leave asap
I am tired and ready to leave as soon as possible.
its ciara larason jondelle and get that shit right hoe
its ciara larason jondelle and get that right hoe
shit , you never told me the timeee xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You never told me the time
why the fuck is this article protected ?
why is this article protected?
that is such a fucking joke ! i just got $ 100 for my e - mail
That is such a joke! I just got $ 100 for my e-mail
no fucking way in sanity is this justified .
no way in sanity is this justified .
no shit the bikers retaliated , they watched like 99 of their friends become handicap .
the bikers retaliated, they watched like 99 of their friends become handicap
he has a point there , except he fucked it up .
He has a point there but he ruined it.
it is fun watching trump outmaneuver one whimpy moron after another .
It is fun watching trump outmaneuver others.
how about the criminals using firearms pay your stupid tax .
How about the criminals using firearms pay your undemanding tax.
there is a ton of people there , so your chances increase for weird shit to happen .
there is a ton of people there , so your chances increase for weird moment to happen .
majority of america shrugged it off , hence no outrage outside of reddit and 48 chan and shit
majority of america shrugged it off , hence no outrage outside of reddit and 48 chan